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Google Releases Earth to Beta

Cros13 writes "Google has released a beta of it's Google Earth software to subscribers of the existing Keyhole service. New features include 3D models of buildings in selected cities, input from your gps receiver and a better search system. I have posted screenshots here and here." This product is in competition with Microsoft's Virtual Earth, as we reported earlier.

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  1. Indiana... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    looks a little boring

    1. Re:Indiana... by takeya · · Score: 2, Funny

      Google Releases Earth to Beta

      Great to see the final version is out!
      Ba dum tsss

  2. hmm by professorhojo · · Score: 5, Funny

    i know all the words in that title, but i just can't parse that sentence.

    1. Re:hmm by whitehatlurker · · Score: 2, Funny
      i just can't parse that sentence.

      Well, it's simple: "Google" released control of Earth (our planet) [all hail our Google overlords] to the planet Beta [all hail our new Betan overlords].

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  3. And in related news. by rossdee · · Score: 4, Funny

    Magrathea sues for copyright infringment.

    1. Re:And in related news. by Nos. · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was going to be so clever and post a link to a google maps view of Norway and exclaiming how beautiful the Fjords were. That is until I scrolled east of NA, past the British isles, and found.... Alaska!

    2. Re:And in related news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I was going to be so clever and post a link to a google maps view of Norway and exclaiming how beautiful the Fjords were. That is until I scrolled east of NA, past the British isles, and found.... Alaska!

      OMG! The fabled NorthWest passage (backwards)!

    3. Re:And in related news. by kalidasa · · Score: 2, Funny

      You should zoom in enough to see Slartibartfast's handiwork.

  4. Earth Beta Release by Sandbox+Conspiracy · · Score: 5, Funny

    So I've been living on the alpha version this entire time?

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    1. Re:Earth Beta Release by nxtr · · Score: 5, Funny

      Clearly. It's plauged by a malfunctioning thermostat that cycles every 10000 years. It's also got a random system crash that requires a total reboot. No one's sure when next one will hit but with a 65 million year uptime, we're due for one soon.

    2. Re:Earth Beta Release by Meostro · · Score: 3, Funny
      ...but with a 65 million year uptime...
      Those 16-bit unsigned ints will be the death of us, literally! Y2K's got nothing on Y2^16 Millennia...
    3. Re:Earth Beta Release by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2, Funny

      What's more important, are there going to be separate servers for the different communities? From the problems between the "USA" and "Terrorist" clans we can clearly see that split servers might be a good idea... Also, I've heard rumours about the "USA" clan trying to explore an area, called "Mars", which so far isn't available for the players. Maybe that's the second server?

      Too bad no one's heard anything from the developer for the last 2000 years. Talk about a bad information policy...

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  5. Obligatory humorous post. by fm6 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Zonk, if you don't word your headlines more carefully, you're just begging people to make silly posts like this one: Earth is still in beta? After 3 billion years?

    1. Re:Obligatory humorous post. by Arctic+Dragon · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Earth is still in beta? After 3 billion years?"

      Gmail will probably be a beta just as long.

    2. Re:Obligatory humorous post. by SlayerofGods · · Score: 3, Funny

      Because there's still several billion bugs in the system :D

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    3. Re:Obligatory humorous post. by FidelCatsro · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wasps and ants are features not bugs

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  6. Google's... Earth ? by alexhs · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since when does Earth belongs to Google ?

    Moreover I'm worrying about Earth reaching release.
    Everyone knows that vogons will destroy earth before it happens, so don't let that happen !

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  7. *StarCraft stimpack sound* by KefabiMe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ah, that's better. My dosage of Google news. Now I can start my day!

  8. Crazy Hoosiers... by TylerL82 · · Score: 3, Funny

    http://photos11.flickr.com/16639588_c9da324958_o.j pg

    Um...
    Why does it look like Indiana isn't mapped?
    There are lots of worse states out there...

    1. Re:Crazy Hoosiers... by Webs+101 · · Score: 2, Funny
      It is mapped. They've turned the whole state into an Indy car track/parking lot/amusement park.

      Sorta like that NASCAR oval that used to be Dallas/Fort Worth and the Massachussetts Memorial Hockey Arena.

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  9. Closed Minded by mattmentecky · · Score: 4, Funny

    As a Google user that is beyond you're planet, I take offense to the fact that Google *only* included EARTH in there initial release!

    1. Re:Closed Minded by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 3, Funny

      As a Google user that is beyond you're planet,

      Hi. Welcome to Earth. Please study up on our language. Earthlings who can't even manage a basic comprehension of their mother tongue are frequently ridiculed as idiots. We expect no less from "supreme species" such as yours.

  10. Out the Windows by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wake me when they release one with a Total Perspective Vortex. I've got a fairycake craving.

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  11. I can't wait for the final release by lxs · · Score: 5, Funny

    For the last 4.5bn years we have struggled with an alpha version of the Earth.

    We can all remember Earth 0.1 , which was flat.

    Earth 0.2 was spherical but still lodged in the center of the universe.

    Earth 0.3 has served us well for over 200 years, but is still buggy as hell. The tectonics engine constantly crashes, causing massive earthquakes.

    I have good hopes for the beta of Earth, but for the final release I, and many users like me would like a bigger planet.

  12. Re:What would you use Keyhole / Google Earth for? by tgd · · Score: 3, Funny

    Planning terrorist operations, didn't you read the /. article about the government passing a law to make it easier to get your records from your ISP? They want to know who downloaded Google Earth, duh!

  13. Next in Google Land.. by EvilStein · · Score: 2, Funny

    They're going to launch a bunch of satellites that will take maps every so often.. probably with the same frequency that GoogleBot crawls the web. ;)

    Now *that* would be pretty cool. Hey, Google is here in Mountain View.. and Moffett Field & Lockheed are right down the street, they could get some stuff goin' on with NASA...

    Real time satellite imaging! Imagine being able to zoom in on a baseball game that's in progress. Suh-weeeeet!

    Actually, I bet that the "topless beaches in France" would become an immensely popular search...

  14. Re:Like Google Maps as a local application by LWATCDR · · Score: 2, Funny

    The question is when are they going to add a GPS link to this?
    Just imagine how cool it would be to tell it what model and color of car you have and get a real time display of your car driving on the road:)
    Okay this would best be used by your passenger/navigator.

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  15. Well hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    We didn't need Google to tell us that

  16. I got a better one... by alexandreracine · · Score: 5, Funny

    Looking at this picture gave me some idears... So, how about putting all this data in a new game?
    Behold! I present to you... (drum roll)

    Grand Theft Auto : New York!

    Humor note : Try our new live edition ;)

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  17. Beta by jusdisgi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, piss. I've only got a VHS deck.

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  18. Re:What would you use Keyhole / Google Earth for? by Jagasian · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cue posts about possible uses for terrorism.

  19. Re:It's its not it's! by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 2, Funny

    I used to live with an English major who did her darndest to help out my grammar skills and the like. "Its" and "It's" would always throw me. I'm pretty sure that you drop the apostrophe for possession, "Its Ryan's bike," and leave it there for the contraction "it is" (ie "It's Ryan's bike"). As you can see from my examples, however, it still confuses the hell out of me. So, since I figure half the time you need the apostrophe and half the time you don't, I make sure to throw the apostrophe in there about every other "It's." That way, overall, there is a roughly correct corrolation between the two.

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  20. Re:It's its not it's! by codefrog · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd love to see a particular "it's" warning in the message-posting process. As in, when you submit your article or post containing that particular contraction, the system asks you if you know the difference between "it's" and "its" and if you're sure you used the right one. This particular user error is seen way, way too often around here and drags us all down.

  21. Angry flower... by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 2, Funny

    Google has released a beta of it's Google Earth software[...]

    Submitter, please read this important memo.

    //Is this really one of the most difficult aspects of the written English language?

  22. Re:Like Google Maps as a local application by jusdisgi · · Score: 4, Funny

    For $29, this app delivers, per dollar, more fun and utility combined than anything else I've ever purchased.

    I suggest you take a quick look at two products: beer and condoms.

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  23. Re:What would you use Keyhole / Google Earth for? by Blue-Footed+Boobie · · Score: 2, Funny
    especially the slant view feature.

    You racist clod!!

    OR

    Oh, so you fly into Japan a lot?

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  24. Re:Like Google Maps as a local application by telstar · · Score: 2, Funny

    I suggest you take a quick look at two products: beer and condoms.

    Dude, the guy just got excited over school district boundaries and ATM locations. Please don't encourage him to reproduce.

  25. You're in luck! by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have good hopes for the beta of Earth, but for the final release I, and many users like me would like a bigger planet.

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  26. Re:Like Google Maps as a local application by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    I suggest you take a quick look at two products: beer and condoms.
    Dude, the guy just got excited over school district boundaries and ATM locations. Please don't encourage him to reproduce.
    Not real familiar with condoms, are we?
  27. Re:Error: by jackcarter · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's happened before; it took an incredible amount of time to do though (something like 40 days, I think).