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Reports of VHS's Death Highly Exaggerated

aicrules writes "What does it take to ensure that a technology choice will remain relevant and available to the general public? Well, being sold by Wal-Mart is certainly pretty high on that list. According to a CNN/Money article, Wal-Mart Stores will continue to sell VHS tapes for as long as its customers want them. With Best Buy, Circuit City, and Target all dropping sales of the VHS medium, how long can VHS hold out? What is the major reason for people still sticking with VHS?"

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  1. Why? by Rei · · Score: 2, Funny

    What is the major reason for people still sticking with VHS?

    It looks nice in the back of their horse-drawn buggy?

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    1. Re:Why? by fraudrogic · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dude! Do you have that episode of Pimp My Ride?

      can you fedex the tape to me?

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  2. Cause... by Tanlis · · Score: 3, Funny

    saying my dvd player is always flashing 12:00 just doesn't sound right.

  3. the major reason by handy_vandal · · Score: 3, Funny

    What is the major reason for people still sticking with VHS?

    Pornography, of course.

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    1. Re:the major reason by rrkap · · Score: 2, Funny

      What is the major reason for people still sticking with VHS?

      Pornography, of course.

      The question was with not to .

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  4. Re:Here's two good reasons by terrymr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't post on slashdot pretending to have a life, nobody will believe you.

  5. Reason? by anonicon · · Score: 5, Funny

    "What is the major reason for people still sticking with VHS?"

    Easy, it gives me warmer, deeper, and groovier playback on my vintage VHS machine, compared to the over-produced, sterile playback of a DVD.

    Say all you want, but I can just see and hear the difference, the resonance, the WARMTH. I just love tubes. ;-)

  6. Netcraft confirms it... by Tuxedo+Jack · · Score: 3, Funny

    VHS is dying.

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  7. Re:Whats a VCR? by AccUser · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's where your kids keep the toast they didn't want to eat just yet.

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  8. May major reason... by bc90021 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...is because Han shoots first like I remember! ;)

  9. Why? by flibble-san · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because with VHS tapes you can 'Re-record, not fade away'

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  10. Re:Is this a serious question? by Sialagogue · · Score: 2, Funny

    Want to share it with a friend, no probl...

    Oh, right.

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  11. Re:fuck the gernal public by ErikTheRed · · Score: 5, Funny
    fuck them good and hard
    Microsoft already has a patent on this.
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  12. BETAMAX FOREVER! by codergeek42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    WHOOOO!! :D

  13. Like Tivo? by m00nun1t · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've vaguely heard of VHS... isn't it a bit like Tivo?

  14. Re:the customer is always right by Minstrel+Boy · · Score: 3, Funny
    No one can reasonably hold the belief that vinyl is of higher quality than CD, either. You don't see that stopping them. ;)

    I dip into rec.audiophile every once in awhile to watch them blather on about burning in their digital optical cables...

    KeS

  15. Re:the customer is always right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ever try "scratching" on a cd. It's just not the same.

  16. Re:It's hard to find older movies on DVD by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2, Funny

    Good Lord, if "No Rocketman" is the best argument against DVDs, then DVDs win. ;-)

  17. VHS saves lives... by bigwavejas · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jesus! What's the matter with VHS? Tom Hanks used them to tie a damn raft together. He woulda died without em. Long live VHS

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  18. Re:VCR vs DVD Player by Roland+Piguepaille · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is giving up on iclod city the same as deciding that it's a shit game?

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  19. the evolution of pornography by handy_vandal · · Score: 2, Funny

    but isn't [porn] what the internet is for???

    You may be too young to remember, but old farts such as myself used to watch porn on tape because there was no internet.

    Hell, I remember before tape, pornography was actually printed on paper.

    How we survived that dark age, I don't know. (Wait, yes I do -- a vigorous program of masturbation while closely scrutinizing the slick delights of Miss November ... and God help the guy who caught his unit on a centerfold staple.)

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  20. Re:the customer is always right by neil.pearce · · Score: 4, Funny

    blather on about burning in their digital optical cables...

    Is that before or after they've determined the optimum direction for each such cable?

  21. Re:Is this a serious question? by modder · · Score: 2, Funny

    What is the major reason for people still sticking with VHS?

    Perhaps it's a conspiracy propagated by the all powerful automatic tape rewinder industry.

  22. Re:VCR vs DVD Player by ColaMan · · Score: 3, Funny

    We'll just have to hold off another 6 months until we can get the cheep korean "Sorny" knock-off with a macrovision copy protect function that doesn't work due to, er, "Poor QA". Yeah, that's it, "Poor QA".

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  23. Re:Two good features of VHS by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 2, Funny

    yeah and what if you want to pop in Mulholland drive just to watch one specific scene. (lets say, for the sake of argument, the lesbian sex scene). With VHS tape you have to rewind the whole movie to find it. But what if you need to see that scene RIGHT NOW, or the moment is ruined. Well then you are screwed.