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Amazon's 1,082-volume Classics Collection: $7,989

Carl Bialik from the WSJ writes "Who would buy 828 feet worth of books, for nearly $8,000, that would take 20 years to read at the rate of one title per week? And how much does it cost to ship? The Real Time columnists at the Wall Street Journal Online ponder these and other deep questions raised by Amazon's The Penguin Classics Library Complete Collection, whose sheer jaw-dropping enormity reminds them of e-tailers' wacky offers during the dot-com boom. 'We think the collection is a perfect fit for more than a few software engineers we've known -- smart, self-directed people who are eternally curious, yet abhor wasting time intellectually and can't hide their impatience with the fuzziness of liberal arts,' Jason Fry and Tim Hanrahan write. 'For them, here's a pre-selected, pretty comprehensive list of Western classics, assembled for purchase with a single mouse-click -- and available in a form that eschews frills for portability and ease of use. Think of it as Humanities In a Box. OK, a Very Big Box.'"

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  1. E-book by billieja2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ill wait for someone to rip it to an ebook i think.

    1. Re:E-book by bessel · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ooops... I just bought it by accident using Amazon's 1-click.

    2. Re:E-book by BJH · · Score: 1, Funny

      I bet college wasn't too impressed with you, either.

    3. Re:E-book by Carnildo · · Score: 2, Funny

      I read ebooks on a PDA, so 20-30 pages per minute is quite reasonable. Of course, that also means that books are between 5000 and 15,000 pages long....

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  2. Thank god... by ChrisF79 · · Score: 5, Funny

    for Amazon Prime!

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    1. Re:Thank god... by zippthorne · · Score: 3, Funny

      "So, why do we need Amazon Prime again?"

      Love interest for Optimus?

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  3. "Enormity"? by nurhussein · · Score: 3, Funny

    Doesn't "enormity" mean, horrible crime? Perhaps the author meant "enormousness".

  4. Libraries by Ligur · · Score: 3, Funny

    Seems like a convenient way to get that I'm-too-rich-for-the-public-library mansion-library started for the rich and famous.

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    1. Re:Libraries by value_added · · Score: 2, Funny

      True, but think of the time the rest of America will save by not having to watch Oprah decide their next selection.

  5. Shipping by MaxPowerDJ · · Score: 2, Funny

    $3.99 is a great deal for shipping... but, do they ship to Puerto Rico? I'd really hate to pay that %6.6 tax for it.

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  6. *Whew!* by dame4jc · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hey, you can save a whole 30 dollars if you apply for an Amazon credit card!

  7. Refer Points? by Titusdot+Groan · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't believe the submitter didn't take the oppourtunity to link to Amazon with a refer code. *THAT* would be referer points worth getting modded down for!

  8. Not eligible for free shipping by Black+Art · · Score: 2, Funny

    They won't ship these set for free. I wonder why.

    My biggest problem with this is that they call it "Complete Penguin Classics" and not one book on Linux in the entire set!

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  9. Re:So how many... by scovetta · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Aeneid by Virgil
    The Aeneid by Virgil
    The Aeneid by Virgil


    It's a good thing they've got three copies of the Aeneid by Virgil. I'd hate to have only read two of them and missed out on what happens in the third.

    Looks kind of like the selections of ready-made web templates you get for $30.00. 250,000 web-sites my foot.

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  10. Not to be confused with the "penguin" classics, by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny


    which can be found in /usr/src/linux

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  11. Re:Maybe more geeks would buy it... by Dogtanian · · Score: 1, Funny

    if there were only 1024 books. You know, don't want to risk overflowing my bookshelf...

    1024 *will* 'overflow' your geek 'bookshelf' if- as you're implying- the number of books it holds has to be contained within 10 bits.

    Unless, of course, you're using the class of bookshelves which can *never* be empty, and can thus hold 1-1024 books, instead of 0-1023.

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  12. Walden by ari_j · · Score: 1, Funny

    I dare you to read Walden cover-to-cover in one week and come back to say that. Not only is reading Walden in one week not leisurely at all, but if you actually accomplish that feat your head will explode. It's a widely believed fact!

  13. Re:Books by the Yard by nomadic · · Score: 3, Funny

    When they would get older classical type books, the kind noone really wanted to buy used to read, but that have the nice old decorated hardback spine, they would line them in a seperate area for "decorative books". People would buy them by the yard as filler, either to fill their library with impressive looking books, or for theater props or whatever. All they really needed to do was look good filling a shelf.

    Ah, Texans.

  14. Re:Quick Script + Gutenberg? by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 4, Funny
    Um as an English Major I...


    Ok, you intelligent, eh?

    It's catalogue falls far short.


    Lets expand that, ahall we... It's = It is (contracted form)

    "It is catalog falls far short."

    Sounds like "All your base" speech. Yeah.. Engrish Mager.
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  15. Re:Needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Did you read the story about Narcissus?

  16. Re:So how many...all of them by WebHostingGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have read the entire list

    (of titles that is).

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  17. Re:Gutenberg doesnt have the geek classics by Intron · · Score: 4, Funny

    Principia Mathematica - Russell & Whitehead
    Relativity - Einstein
    Origin of Species - Darwin
    Necronomicon - Abdul Alhazred

    OK, all but the last one.

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  18. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The list contains:
    # Beowulf by Anonymous
    # Beowulf: A Prose Translation by Anonymous
    # Beowulf: A Verse Translation by Anonymous

    Which, as we all recognize, is a Beowulf cluster....

  19. Re:Assumption is wrong by bcattwoo · · Score: 2, Funny
    So that you can claim that they're "almost as tall as the Empire State Building" of course!

    But how many footballs fields is that?

    And what does 1082 books equal measured in Libraries of Congress?

  20. Re:Quick Script + Gutenberg? by Pemdas · · Score: 4, Funny

    As a Comp Sci major, I must warn you that your post sucks. It has massive massive editing errors (bizzare? Corectly? it's?). It could have been an excellent post, but it falls quite short. Its spelling and prose falls far short.

  21. Re:Quick Script + Gutenberg? by troon · · Score: 3, Funny

    As an English major, I must warn you that your English skills suck:

    • Um as an: missing comma;
    • It has massive massive editing errors: missing comma;
    • beginnning: typo;
    • bizzare: mis-spelling;
    • Corectly: typo, I hope;
    • graphics (Corectly ... but still) the list: missing punctuation;
    • It's catalogue falls far short: possessive pronouns don't take an apostrophe.

    Also, from where are you? I find your use of the (US) term "English major" surprising juxtaposed with your (UK) spelling of the word "catalogue".

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  22. Re:Quick Script + Gutenberg? by emilng · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm afraid your mistaken. No worries; that error is all to easy to make.

    I'm afraid you're mistaken too. ;)

  23. Re:Quick Script + Gutenberg? by g0dsp33d · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, but you probably could get them there by the time you read all the others.

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  24. Re:Quick Script + Gutenberg? by Mike1024 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Lets expand that, ahall we... It's = It is (contracted form)

    So, does "The dog's ball" expand to "The dog is ball"?

    Michael

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  25. Re:Quick Script + Gutenberg? by Spunk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Also, from where are you? I find your use of the (US) term "English major" surprising juxtaposed with your (UK) spelling of the word "catalogue".

    He's from England, and a Major in the British Army. An English Major.

  26. NOT eligible for FREE Super Saver Shipping?! by Chiisu · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean, come on

  27. Re:Harvard Classics by argStyopa · · Score: 2, Funny

    These cannot be great books, since they are almost exclusively by white men.

    Only (men) wishing to extend the patriarchal phallo-centric culture would advocate a list of books such as this. We all now know that womyn and persons of color are the only ones who may speak authoritatively on any subject. At least, that's what my college lit classes were teaching.

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