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The Floating PowerBook

Pingsmoth writes "With the proliferation of laptops today, many replacing the traditional space-hogging desktop computer, this seems like a neat idea to free up even more square footage on your desk. It's the floating laptop, a 'stand,' if you will, that is invisible to the average user and just as functional as other traditional laptop stands. The obvious appeal of the 'Floating Laptop' is its aesthetic quality, especially when compared to some of the other stands out there, but it's also cheaper ($15) and only takes a half hour to build."

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  1. But... by TheOtherAgentM · · Score: 1, Funny

    The only thing I know how to build is a computer. I don't know how to use REAL power tools!

  2. Dissapointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I hoped there was some magical forcefield to carry my laptop attached to my belt floating along.

    You surely can imagine my dissapointment here :(

  3. Clean! by axonal · · Score: 5, Funny

    If he is complaining about his current stand taking up "valuable desk space," then perhaps he should get rid of that random vase of junk on the left and clean up his desk a bit more often.

  4. It's prefect! by FooHentai · · Score: 5, Funny

    " Ta-Da! The finished project in action. It works prefectly."

    Creator confirms there are minor typing problems with the unit.

    1. Re:It's prefect! by mccalli · · Score: 4, Funny
      Naah - he's saying it works prefectly. Kind of hoopily, like the Powerbook-owning frood he is.

      Cheers,
      Ian

    2. Re:It's prefect! by sczimme · · Score: 4, Funny


      " Ta-Da! The finished project in action. It works prefectly."

      Creator confirms there are minor typing problems with the unit.


      Nah, he just meant that it works "in the manner of a cool frood who really know where his towel is". High praise indeed.

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  5. I haven't read the article ... but.. by speights_pride! · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...my experiments with a bath tub clearly show that powerbooks don't float.

  6. Floating Webserver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    If only there was a floating webserver with plenty of grunt and fat pipes so we could see the floating laptop...

  7. How do you make a PowerBook float? by radiotyler · · Score: 5, Funny

    Two scoops of ice cream, and two scoops of PowerBook.

    Hate mail goes here!

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  8. Increase productivity by reducing desk space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Take powerbook outside. Add 1 gallon of gasoline. Ignite.

    Magically, your desk space will be improved, and so will your productivity.

    No longer will hours be wasted moving icons around or listening to gurgling sounds of email arriving.

    Thank you.

  9. He's built a shelf by CmdrGravy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I realise another 10,000 people have already pointed this out but since I can't see much scope for any further discussion.

    He's built a shelf and took photos. This is not interesting, I can go around to my married mates houses and watch them build shelves if I wanted to. I don't.

    It's a Shelf !!!!! Building shelves is not hard. It also looks crap.

  10. Re:Disappointed by Ender_Stonebender · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was hoping for the same. Or possibly levitation, which would have been really cool.

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  11. Bah by Muhammar · · Score: 1, Funny

    Any guy in India can do better than this - his laptop can float above the desk without the screws. (being helf there by stream of purloined bank account data)

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  12. Good Timing by joel8x · · Score: 1, Funny

    A floating laptop on a sunken webserver!

    /Budum dum

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  13. Re:Ergotron by tomstdenis · · Score: 1, Funny

    Or some simple wood scraps you can find at a home depot or something...

    The project is rather unimpressive though... I mean an L joint or two and some cardboard? WOW how innovative and unique!

    Next he'll show us his milk-crate sofa and cinderblock tv stand...

    Tom

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  14. floating laptop cliff notes by i7dude · · Score: 3, Funny

    "i built a shelf"

    dude.

  15. Re:ishelf by shamilton · · Score: 2, Funny

    A shelf it may be, but unlike those annoying PC shelves, this one just works.

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  16. Re:Slashdot news - A SHELF! by The+Jon · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's gonna take some reinforcing to take a 750:1 scale model of a whale...

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  17. Re:Notes by boaworm · · Score: 2, Funny

    They are designed for a single CPU, single monitor, single keyboard...

    I have a Dual CPU machine (G5), and it works just as great. Not sure what happens if you have Two Dualcore CPUs though, that could be a real mess... :P

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  18. Other floating stands... by jea6 · · Score: 3, Funny

    In one version you use Gorilla Glue to adhere the laptop to the back of a cat and buttered bread to the other.

    The second version involves 4-8 very powerful magnets.

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  19. Re:My god what is this place coming to? by springbox · · Score: 2, Funny

    First we have a guy who spends 1.5 years building something you can already purchase and now we have a guy who thinks he's clever because he re-invented the shelf!

    They must work for Microsoft

  20. ACCOUNT SUSPENDED by Petersko · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot DOS Attacks Cost User His Provider!

  21. "Sandpaper"? by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 3, Funny
    we have this magical solution to rough wood edges called sandpaper
    There's no such thing as "sandpaper".
    Paper made out of sand would quickly wear down any pen or pencil that a person would try to use to write on it.
    Next thing you know, you're going to try to tell me that there are such things as boys made out of paper, tops made out of boxes, melons and pitchers made out of water, mobiles made out of autos, and balls made out of feet, bases, and baskets.
    Do you think that I am that gullible?
    Well, I'm not; there's just no way that I can be turned into a gull.
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