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  1. Re:Slashdot news - A SHELF! on The Floating PowerBook · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's gonna take some reinforcing to take a 750:1 scale model of a whale...

  2. Greedo's Blaster on Star Wars Props Up For Auction · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is it available? Because, if I remember rightly, it should have a full clip.

  3. Re:I'm Sad... on Supreme Court Rules against Grokster · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The Supremes used to make sense."

    I agree, "Baby Love" was a great song.

  4. Re:Obligitory Slashdot Discussion on World's Biggest Hacker Held · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one welcome our newly arrested soon to be extradited worlds biggest hacker overlord. ...and maybe he has a thyroid problem, you insensitive clod.

  5. Re:Record Companies? on Extending Pop Music Copyrights · · Score: 0

    Buying beatles music supports a "pedofile"

    I think my wife has one of those, except she calls it a "pumice stone". Still, it would be a great trade mark for a particular brand of tough foot skin removal product.

  6. One word.. on Nano-Probes Stay Inside a Cell's Nucleus for Days · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..medichlorians.

  7. Re:Old news on Sunlight in a Tube · · Score: 1

    Yup, in the uk here is one of the many companies already selling this "brand new technology"... http://www.light-pipe.co.uk/

  8. Re:Harmony Central knows all on Computer-based Guitar Training? · · Score: 1

    I agree that Harmony Central is a good place to start. I also suggest reading their article on avoiding GAS - gear acquisition syndrome - when buying your first guitar.

    Thanks to that advice I have a kick-ass Yamaha telecaster copy which is far, far better than any fender in its price range, and a decent solid state amp.

    As for "learning guitar", if you want to be able to strum some songs to impress the chicks, learn to read tab and download from OLGA. If you want to play the guitar, get classical lessons.

  9. Re:A positive development on BBC Launches Downloaded Music Charts · · Score: 1

    The BBC also produce "Later... with Jools Holland" Which is about _the_ only credible music show on the tv.

    All artists perform live, and many have not appeared in the uk top 40.

    I don't know if it is syndicated in the states, but it is the only tv music show on UK terrestrial tv worth watching.

  10. when password list is encrypted... on Fun With Passwords? · · Score: 1

    We had an old ICL running a bespoke cobol billing system which took a 5 character alphanumeric password. The admin screen would show the password as is when entered, but when reviewing a user record, or listing users, it showed the password encrypted by using a simple letter substitution.

    I managed to brute-force crack the encryption one afternoon, and created a spreadsheet which used a set of lookups to allow you to enter a word, and unencrypt it into a string for the user password. By doing this you could set up a password like "td4jq" for a user, and they would have no idea that when the sysadmins reviewed the lists of users, it would read "wanka"!

    Then you could (with relative impunity) select any descriptive word for the user and give them a seemingly random password.

    Help desk staff like nothing more than the abuse of power...

  11. The Secret's Out on iPod: Your Portable Corporate Hellraiser · · Score: 1

    My company runs NT4 (= no USB), has disabled webmail and locks / removes floppy drives. However access to /. is unrestricted.

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  12. Re:Only 8 hours? on Yet Another Degrading DVD · · Score: 2, Interesting

    how about someone designs a dvd player which floods the disc with nitrogen while playing?

  13. Lucas has the TradeMark on Nanobacteria Discovered? · · Score: 5, Funny

    one word: medichlorians.

  14. A solution? on Amazon.com Pierces Reviewer Anonymity · · Score: 1

    How about disallowing a user to submit a review unless they have made a purchase from Amazon.
    One would assume that they would have at least made their mailing address truthful, and therefore can be verified by Amazon (and can still choose to be shown as anonymous).

  15. Re:One problem with many patents.. on When Good Patents Go Bad · · Score: 1

    Companies also patent reactions which are half way towards a product or reactions which are nowhere near being used for a product. I used to work for a photgraphic media company, and played catch up with the big boys by investigating their patents. Most were dead ends or blocking patents which served little use.

  16. Smelly telly.. on BT's Predictions for the Future · · Score: 1

    ...using chips with small reservoirs of chemicals. 2010. also known as a friday night in with a video, some doritos and dips.

  17. Re:But pencils are still cool... on Writing in Space with a Cheap Ballpoint Pen · · Score: 1

    conducing graphite... ...one can sharpen the pencil

    Always a good idea to have conducting graphite pencil sharpenings floating around a space craft.

    The Jon (Serial number AGCTAGGTCAATGCTTCGAT...)