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We Love Katamari Review

Balbanes writes "Tim Rogers reviews We Love Katamari. He calls it Katamari Damashii: The Videogame." The original is probably my favorite non World of Warcraft game in the last year or two. I can't wait for this game. This article has a lot of commentary on the gameplay, the music, and more. And really, if you haven't played it the original you owe it to yourself to try. The infectious music and hysterical gameplay are a serious treat.

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  1. Blah Blah Blah by dfn5 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Half way through the first paragraph I wanted to shoot myself just to make him shut up. Then I remembered the back button. That was close.

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    1. Re:Blah Blah Blah by chill · · Score: 3, Informative

      Half way through the first paragraph I wanted to shoot myself just to make him shut up. Then I remembered the back button. That was close.

      You made it that far?! I'm impressed. I started skipping around thinking "it can't ALL be mindless drivel".

      I believe was wrong. I'm not sure because I refuse to read it all just to prove a point. But, I'm fairly confident about it.

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    2. Re:Blah Blah Blah by winkydink · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'll hold him, you hit him.

      The guy needs to hit Enter a little more often.

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    3. Re:Blah Blah Blah by b1t+r0t · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wow, that was the worst case of blogorrhea I've ever seen.

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  2. What a review by ChrisF79 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I can't get over the fact the guy basically wrote a book here to review a video game. That's one long review!

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  3. King of All Cosmos by kammat · · Score: 4, Funny

    I just want whatever this guy takes daily. Seriously.

  4. Wish it was in the UK by Kazzahdrane · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Y'know it'd be great if the original was released in the UK, since I hear it was a real classic. AFAIK it's not even available anywhere in Europe. What are Sony smoking? Surely with all the great reviews the game(s) would sell here.

  5. Re:Drugs... by garcia · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Can someone here tell me what kind of drugs the Katamari Damacy soundtrack producer was on?

    Who cares about the soundtrack? The entire fucking game is one huge mushroom/acid twofer.

    I mean seriously, when you roll over a "meow cat" and sit there laughing hysterically, sober, meowing at the screen you know that you're stoned.

  6. a simple clarification by drunken+dash · · Score: 4, Funny

    The original is probably my favorite non World of Warcraft game in the last year or two.

    So, in other words, it is your second-favourite game. Just say it, god damnit.

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  7. In Response to the Spam Claims by Bob9113 · · Score: 4, Informative

    In response to the "spam" claims, and general distaste for the style of article, I'd like to pose an alternate perception. Katamari Damashi is one of the all-time under-the-radar hits for any console (perhaps any game). Every person I know who has a PS/2 had not heard of it before I started passing it around. Everyone loved it. It is brilliant in its simplicity.

    In addition, it came out new at $20. An outstanding market concept that few if any had really tried - a new game that was cheap to develop, with little or no marketing, priced to sell. An unfortunate side effect is that there was very little big media attention payed.

    As for the part about fawning over the larger scope of the game - the original was short. Necessarily so given the target of a cheap-to-create, cheap-on-the-shelf game.

    It's a good game, And the review is fair and accurate.

    1. Re:In Response to the Spam Claims by ZagNuts · · Score: 3, Funny

      An outstanding market concept that few if any had really tried - a new game that was cheap to develop, with little or no marketing, priced to sell. An unfortunate side effect is that there was very little big media attention payed.

      Maybe the second part of their strategy is to continue to release cheaply developed Katamari games in the hopes that as the ball is rolling it will pick up more and more fans, thus eventually drawing big media attention.

  8. Re:Dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    No yesterday's article was
    We Love Katamari Preview
    Today's article is
    We Love Katamari Review

    Clearly this is not a Dupe.

  9. Re:Man... by orderb13 · · Score: 3, Funny

    sex but not too much sex

    Excuse me for asking, but what the hell is too much sex? Can such a thing exist?

  10. Those wondering what it's all about... by GillBates0 · · Score: 3, Informative
    and lacking access to a PS2 and/or motivation to get the game, I found a rudimentary flash version of the game here.

    Not sure how close it is to the original, but I'm certain the original one is much better if folks are liking it so much.

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  11. Is that site a blog? by Valdrax · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I ask because that was the longest-winded, most self-indulgent review I've ever read of anything.

    I'll sum it up:

    "Blah, blah, I have rarified tastes in J-pop, blah, blah, I know the producer's name, blah, blah, the game is more of the same and it's good, blah, blah, the game succeeded because of Japanophiles with less knowledge of Japanese culture than me, blah, blah, the game is more of the same and it's bad, blah, blah, I suggest that the producer drop his name in connection with newer projects that have nothing to do with Katamari."

    The review was incoherent and was 20-30% about the author of the review more than the game. I smell blog.

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  12. screenshots by Talisto · · Score: 3, Informative

    C'mon, what's a videogame review without screenshots? Here's some for the curious, courtesy of IGN.. http://media.ps2.ign.com/media/716/716651/imgs_1.h tml

  13. Re:Man... by Valdrax · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm a Japanophile, too, but there's something about that culture that really attracts some creepy (or at least unsettling) gaijin.

    I think it's the fact that nobody obsesses like the Japanese. Think about it. The culture prizes knowledge but excludes people outside the norm. Both forces push those with obsessive tendencies way further out over the edge than in many other countries. You don't get otaku and hikikomori in other countries to the level that whole industries cater to them.

    Because of that our own obsessive and socially outcast people get the false impression that obsessing over their entertainment and so on is socially acceptable there. Therefore, it's not bad to be like that. Other people understand. Listen, covering your walls in anime posters and keeping figurines of female characters is even more of a turn-off for women there than it is here. It doesn't help that (much like tabletop gaming and first-person shooters in the states) anime fandom has been tarnished by a few murders by fans Where the media latched onto their hobbies as the cause of their mental degeneration.

    (FYI, otaku is not a nice word. It inherently carries connotations of creepy, socially-stunted hermits. The term use for obsessed geeks comes from its use by such people who would use it to greet each other (as a polite form of "you") because they couldn't remember other people's names. Don't wear it like a badge of pride.)

    I think if more people realized that the Japanese didn't like their creepy fanboys anymore than we do, it might lose a bit of its sheen. As for the other factors, I'd say that, yes, technology, kid-like spirit, obscurity, and sexual undertones in addition to action and escapist elements strongly influence anime fandom. For those of us that gain no joy from reality television, sit-coms sports, or other drivel, anime makes a nice escape. The problem is the people who don't know how to come back to reality afterwards.

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  14. Re:WTF!? by Saige · · Score: 5, Informative

    Find out more about the original here.

    In general, the game is about you controlling a "prince" who has to replace all the stars in the sky. He does this by rolling around a "Katamari", which objects stick to. When you start out, you've got a 1 cm tall Katamari, and you're rolling over thumbtacks and coins. As you collect items, the Katamari gets bigger, and can pick up bigger items. So the mouse that was chasing you around and knocking items off your Katamari eventually finds itself PART of the Katamari.

    And the great part is that the items don't just disappear into the Katamari - they're all quite visible on the outside, and actually affect how the Katamari rolls. Grab a pencil, and suddenly it doesn't roll well at all in the direction of the pencil, and you need to roll a different way to even it out.

    The later stages are really fun - you can start off rolling items sitting under the car next to a house, to rolling over items around the car, to rolling up the pets, then the owner of the house, then the car itself, then the house.

    It really is an amazing game.

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  15. Re:WTF!? by paco3791 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There has to be something fundamentaly wrong with the slashdot-iverse when I get more information from those few lines than the entirety of the article to which the front page links. Surely things cannot be MEANT to work this way.

  16. What's wrong with Damacy? by Have+Blue · · Score: 4, Informative

    Why do people insist on spelling it "Damashii"? "Damacy" is the official transliteration of the name used by the original creators of the game; who can overrule that?

  17. wtf by Thaelon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That was the most incomprehensible body of text I've ever attempted to read.

    I got tired of him imagining the girl singing the music (in the video game?) after about 3 paragraphs, so I skipped closer to the end only to find out he was still talking about her and relating the game to Armageddon the movie?

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  18. Obligatory Tenacious D by emilng · · Score: 4, Funny


    This is not the greatest game in the world. This is just a review.

  19. The point of the game by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can someone please explain to me what the point of this game is? I read about 2/3rds of the linked review and still have no idea; what the objective of the game is or what game play is like.

    Well, imagine a first-person shooter without shooting. Ok, now cross that with an RPG with no underlying point. Now mix that with a Dance Dance Dance soundtrack, and pass that thru a mix machine.

    Now imagine it's in a foreign language and your babblefish is sick and translating everything incorrectly.

    It's like that.

    Only more so.

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  20. Simulation Game by Guppy · · Score: 3, Funny

    After watching this game, I think it's high time Maxis came out with Sim Dung Beetle.