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How the ESRB Rates Games

Ant writes "Joystiq mentioned a short Slate story on how the Entertainment Software Rating Board (ESRB) reviews and rates games. (Seen on Blue's News.)"

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  1. How the ESRB Rates Games by Fr05t · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not based on content added/unlocked by modders of course!

    1. Re:How the ESRB Rates Games by krgallagher · · Score: 5, Insightful
      " Not based on content added/unlocked by modders of course!"

      You know I do not understand how a game in which you intentionally break the law and murder people is rated "M", but as soon as you add siulated sex between consenting adults it is rated "A". Not to mention that from the clips I've seen it is poory simulated sex at that.

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    2. Re:How the ESRB Rates Games by Fr05t · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah I know, I know :P They really need to up the M age to 18+, and crack down on retailers selling it to minors.

    3. Re:How the ESRB Rates Games by pete6677 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's the way the American system of moral values works, as explained in the South Park movie: there's nothing wrong with gratuitous violence just as long as there's no sex.

    4. Re:How the ESRB Rates Games by AdamWeeden · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The logic behind that is that watching sex inspires sexual thought. Watching violence (typically) does not inspire violent thought.

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  2. short guide by aendeuryu · · Score: 5, Funny

    No violence, swearing: For all
    Violence, no blood, no swearing: 12
    Violence with blood & swearing: 15
    Extreme violence with blood & swearing: 18
    Boobies: OH MY GOD 25 AT LEAST WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN??????

    1. Re:short guide by FidelCatsro · · Score: 5, Funny

      You forgot one
      Cut out sex scene (available through large hack) : WARNING may bring about the rapture

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    2. Re:short guide by TobyWong · · Score: 5, Funny

      Can you imagine what kind of society we would live in if people were exposed to naked breasts at a very young age?!?

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    3. Re:short guide by dstewart · · Score: 5, Funny

      A mammalian one?

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    4. Re:short guide by tomstdenis · · Score: 5, Insightful


      No violence, swearing: For all
      Violence, no blood, no swearing: 12
      Violence with blood & swearing: 15

      Drive a car and possibly kill people: 16
      Piss away your life in the military: 17 (with parents permission)
      Extreme violence with blood & swearing: 18
      Age you can drink at: 21
      Boobies: OH MY GOD 25 AT LEAST WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN??????


      Am I the only one who thinks it's odd we let them drive at 16 but they're not mature enough to see breasts yet?

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    5. Re:short guide by westcoaster004 · · Score: 3, Funny

      The solution is simple: ammend the US Constitution. Or just have them modify there part about "the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed." and have it changed to, "the right of the people to see and bare breasts, shall not be infringed."

    6. Re:short guide by VoidWraith · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Personally, I think children should be mature enough to see breasts when they're less than a month old. Its often their primary source of nutrition, after all. If they were mature enough to handle it then, why aren't they mature enough to handle it as a teenager? And honestly, everyone has breasts. Some are larger than others...

    7. Re:short guide by hunterx11 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, the drinking age in the U.S. used to be 18. It was largely due to campaigning by Mothers Against Drunk Driving that the age was raised to 21--the federal government withheld highway funding from states which did not raise their drinking age. Eventually, all of them capitulated. Generally you can purchase pornography at 18, but I wouldn't be surprised if it were 21 in some states or communities.

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    8. Re:short guide by maxpublic · · Score: 3, Informative

      In Canada, Age of Consent is 16.

      The age of consent in Canada is actually 14, not 16, assuming you don't hold a 'position of authority' over the person in question. Yes, that means that in Canada you can bang the hot 14-year-old neighbor girl instead of just dreaming about it....

      Max

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    9. Re:short guide by southpolesammy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      [Note to father: Thanks for subscribing to National Geographic throughout my childhood.]

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    10. Re:short guide by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Interestingly the average age of first intercourse in Canada is 17 while in the states it's 15.

      We reserve the right to be more reserved :P

  3. a witches stew. by infonography · · Score: 5, Funny

    A dark Cave. In the middle, a Caldron Boiling.

    [Thunder. Enter the three Witches.]

    FIRST WITCH.
    Thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd.

    SECOND WITCH.
    Thrice; and once the hedge-pig whin'd.

    THIRD WITCH.
    Harpier cries:--"tis time, 'tis time.

    FIRST WITCH.
    Round about the caldron go;
    In the poison'd entrails throw.--
    Toad, that under cold stone,
    Days and nights has thirty-one
    Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
    Boil thou first i' the charmed pot!

    ALL.
    Double, double, toil and trouble;
    Fire, burn; and caldron, bubble.

    And we all agree, rate this one E for Everybody!

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  4. Too Busty receiving a higher rating? by Zoidbergo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Since when are bigger breasts considered to be offensive? Kids aren't supposed to know that some women have larger breasts than others? Are we really corrupting a kid's mind when he sees a sexy woman (not naked, not scantily clothed, just busty) in a game?

    1. Re:Too Busty receiving a higher rating? by vjmurphy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Except that most busty women in computer games are unnaturally busty, to the point of defying the laws of physics."

      Is that before or after the character they are playing has jumped twenty feet in the air, spun around five times, pulled out a glowing sword of pure energy and impaled twelve robots in 3.2 seconds?

      Defying physics is what games are all about.

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    2. Re:Too Busty receiving a higher rating? by sesshomaru · · Score: 3, Interesting
      There is a scene in The Aviator when Howard Hughes is trying to defend his movie, The Outlaw, to the Film Review Board because of the prominence of Jane Russel's cleavage in the film. Well, he brings a scientist with him with some sort of measuring device, and he has pictures of other cleavage from other films up on the wall. The scientist goes to each one and measures saying things like, "Well, as you can see, in this image we see an entire inch more of cleavage than is seen in The Outlaw." and so on.

      I suddenly thought of that scene when reading this article.

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  5. How dutch rate games (and TV) by jurt1235 · · Score: 4, Informative

    5 moderation levels saying which age is appropriate.
    1. Is there sex (S) in it? If yes, 18+
    2. Is there excisive violance (V) and S in it, well, 18+, V only no S 12+
    3. Is there S,V and bad language (L) in it, 18+, L only is 6+
    4. Is it all in another language than dutch (so subtitle bad language only): All ages.
    5. Is it done by a famous actor/singer/director, then it must be art, so 12+ whatever happens (for example Spielbergs movie "Schindlers list", rated 12+)

    In other words: How fine is the line which is being drawn?
    What not mentioned factors in the article will take care that something can be broadcasted at prime time anyway?

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    1. Re:How dutch rate games (and TV) by suzerain · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What I think is interesting about your posting is that apparently, in the Netherlands, sex is also the highest trigger for a high rating. And, as another poster pointed out in a different section of the thread, you can see it in for example Samurai movies (lots of violence no sex), Indian action flicks, and so on.

      So, it's clearly not just in America that sex is the 'most adult' thing that ensures your adult rating. Granted, Americans are particularly idiotic about sex, but it seems like a worldwide phenomenon.

      So, I ask you....why? Why is blowing a cop's head off not worse than a woman...err...blowing your head off? Personally, some fucking in a video game isn't going to bother me much, and I think kids ought to go through sex education BEFORE they go through puberty, so they're aware of what they're in for...

      Perhaps it's just because sex is our strongest biological urge, and if we don't keep a lid on it somehow, we'll never get anything done?

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  6. Mature vs. Adult Only by mcmediaman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You can buy games with an M rating at 17. You can buy games with an Adult Only rating at 18. Evidently, that one year that spans the junior and senior years of high school makes all the difference in the world...

  7. Up tight Americans by Neil+Watson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm not saying that all Americans are uptight. However there is a certain skewed view of sexuality versus violence in America. GTA SA gets a M rating for shooting police officers but some think it should be rated OA because of sex? How can sex be more offensive than violence?

    1. Re:Up tight Americans by Xaroth · · Score: 5, Funny

      How can sex be more offensive than violence?

      Have you seen the average American?

      *shudder*

    2. Re:Up tight Americans by Compholio · · Score: 3, Funny

      How can sex be more offensive than violence?

      Because the Conservative and Unreasonable NuTS have taken over our country and they won't give it back.

    3. Re:Up tight Americans by stlhawkeye · · Score: 5, Informative
      Because the Conservative and Unreasonable NuTS have taken over our country and they won't give it back.

      Like Hillary Clinton? Tipper Gore?

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  8. Re:So sensitive about censorship. by AcheronHades · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That movie was rated PG because at the time PG-13 did not exist. It was either PG or R.

  9. Re:How come walmart wont stock ao games? by KylePflug · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Newsflash: When you own a corporation, you have a right to censor whatever you want inside the building. In other words, it's absolutely ridiculous to say that with disgust as if Wal*Mart is obligated to sell you anything.

  10. fourth-hand news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    So this a Slashdot article, linking to a Blue's News article, linking to a Joystiq article linking to a Slate article about the ESRB? Wow, it's like the internet version of telephone...

  11. Re: Everyday Low Prices! by Fr05t · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Wal-Mart has Low Prices but high Morale standards; they are based out of Arkansas for Sam's sake."

    You forgot low business ethics. The employee wages, and tactics against employee rights is far more offensive to me than violence, naughty words, and nudity.

  12. I have a better idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How about we put the burden of raising children on the parents who chose to had them. How about instead of futilely trying to childproof the world we let people decide for themselves and their own children what's appropriate.

    If a kid has $50 bucks to blow on the new hotness their either have their parents permission (ill considered as it may be), too much for an allowance, gainful employment, or an entry level position in a criminal enterprise. None of these is the problem of developers or retailers.

    Besides, none of the GTA games come close to the sex and violence of the bible. Babykilling and incest? Check. I want to see Rockstar do a Bible game like GTA, where you can wander around brutally killing and raping anything.

  13. Re:So sensitive about censorship. by amliebsch · · Score: 3, Interesting
    we are in a more liberal world with "sex, drugs and rock and roll" being more excepted

    Assuming you meant "accepted"...I don't think so. I recall reading a good number of social science surveys that have shown that while our culture have grown more liberal as to individual freedom, it has grown more conservative as far as moral values, possibly a backlash from the 60's and 70's era of hedonism. So culturally we are more likely to allow you to do things of which we are more likely to morally disapprove.

    Weird, huh?

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  14. Typical Slashdot reaction. You should know better. by WidescreenFreak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Typical. You mention factual statements and you get nailed as flamebait because it goes against the liberal /. groupthink. You should know better than to insult two prominent libs here.

    For those mods who clearly don't have a f*cking clue, Hillary (clearly not a conservative) is actively pursuing the current GTA3 situation and Tipper was one of the main activists who was responsible for the Senate hearings regarding language/violence/drugs in music several years back. I also need to remind the mods that the initial politician who raised a stink in order to impress his constituents is a democrat from California. So - karma be damned - will the GP and the idiot mod who nailed the parent with -1 Flamebait kindly get your heads out of your asses and tell me once again where conservatives are causing the problem with the GTA3 issue?

    Whereas the republican side of the isle is known for their own bits of censorship, particularly where issues of morality come into play, the current GTA3 rigamarole has not been started and is not currently a molehill being made into a mountain by republicans or conservatives.

    Now, if that moron John Ashcroft was still in office, then you liberal, knee-jerk reactionaries might have cause to bitch about conservatives. Ashcroft would have been on top of the sex issue like ... well, perhaps "on top of", "sex", and "Ashcroft" is not the best one-sentence combination to use, considering that he couldn't deal with a nude breast on a freakin' statue.

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  15. How ESRB worked (ca. 1998) by Old+Man+Kensey · · Score: 3, Informative
    I used to work at an online gaming company that got swallowed by EA in early 2000. My first job there was in the test bay, and one guy who worked there asserted the following about ESRB. Apparently, if your game was too advanced for the test stations they had (and according to him, their test stations were pretty crappy), they would call you up and ask you questions about the game content, then assign a rating based solely on that.

    So basically ESRB was completely vulnerable to gaming their particular system. Things have apparently changed and become much more thorough now, but theoretically if you sabotaged your own game so it wouldn't run, you could get them to assign you almost any rating you wanted just by answering their questions the right way. (Obviously getting an M game assigned a rating of E would be pushing your luck, but you might get it down from an M to a T.

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  16. Why sex is more evil than violence by PriceIke · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ok I'll take a crack at this one.

    First and foremost: this is purely an issue governed by religion, I think we can all agree about that. Religion has driven the whole "sex is evil" mindset for centuries upon centuries.

    Next, and this is crucial: religion is about power. Control of the people. Note that sex within marriage (read as: within the confines of a relationship sactioned by aforementioned religion, and I'm not just picking on Christianity here) is not sinful so long as the purpose of sex is procreation (the expansion of the religion's population). Only sex outside of marriage is evil, because this results in babies who might grow up free, outside the indoctrination rituals and practices of the religion.

    Violence is only sinful if it is, again, without the sanction of the religion. If you are committing acts of violence in the name of the church (or whatever god the church is about), you're lionzed.

    Thus we have today's typical religious culture: don't have sex unless you're approved to do so by your church.

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