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ESRB Revokes San Andreas Rating

Posted by Zonk on from the wow dept.

Alex Blonski writes "In a stunning move, the ESRB has advised retailers to stop selling Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. This report follows public pressure over the Hot Coffee debacle. Rockstar, the publishers of the game have given retailers the option of restickering the game with an 18+ rating or exchanging it for a new version with the controversial content removed. ESRB head Patricia Vance says 'After a thorough investigation, we have concluded that sexually explicit material exists in a fully rendered, unmodified form on the final discs of all three platform versions of the game (i.e., PC CD-ROM, Xbox and PS2). However, the material was programmed by Rockstar to be inaccessible to the player and they have stated that it was never intended to be made accessible. The material can only be accessed by downloading a software patch, created by an independent third party without Rockstar's permission, which is now freely available on the internet and through console accessories. Considering the existence of the undisclosed and highly pertinent content on the final discs, compounded by the broad distribution of the third party modification, the credibility and utility of the initial ESRB rating has been seriously undermined.'"

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  1. People are still having sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This makes me want to kill the ESRB board, but I will do one better, I will run around naked in front of them. Well at least now we have a new scapegoat, the Doom one was getting old...

    1. Re:People are still having sex by Valiss · · Score: 5, Funny

      This makes me want to kill the ESRB board, but I will do one better, I will run around naked in front of them.

      Whoa! Hold up there, champ. It's one thing to threaten some violence, but threatening nudity? Now you've gone too far! Think of the children!!

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    2. Re:People are still having sex by Vulture101 · · Score: 5, Insightful


      Just like in the dark ages: you can have public executions and torture sessions but you cant even _think_ about sex.

      history repeats itself...

    3. Re:People are still having sex by squoozer · · Score: 5, Funny

      running around carjacking cars

      Erm, what else would you carjack? Zimmer frames maybe?

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    4. Re:People are still having sex by doubledoh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Maybe that's because there's nothing wrong with sex.

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    5. Re:People are still having sex by lymond01 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Attitudes about sex are strongly influenced by culture.

      If only there were more gangs throwing condoms or orgy invitations out their windows instead of bullets...

    6. Re:People are still having sex by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Look, including the content and making it inaccessible without a minor hack is no accident. It's a brilliant move. But it's disingenous to think that they "didn't mean" for anyone to access it.

      Think about it: all the people with the PS/2 or Xbox version of the game who ran out and actually bought the PC version of the game just so they could use the Hot Coffee mod. The fact that it's going to be rated "AO" now is irrelevant - sales are going to soar for the title no matter what.

      The ESRB is doing exactly what it should, and, to be honest, Rockstar is still going to benefit from it. Penny Arcade was right about just how disingenous the cries of innocence on the part of Rockstar really are. If ESRB didn't act, it would become irrelevant - and less voluntary measures would come into force.

      I can't believe that no one realizes how Rockstar has had a win-win situation in all this all along.

    7. Re:People are still having sex by Flunitrazepam · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Sex isn't rare."

      You must be new here

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  2. In other news... by DeathPenguin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In a move equally stunning to neglegent parents everywhere, Captain Obvious has advised that people stop paying attention to the ESRB and take a more proactive stance in monitoring the content that they're buying for their kids. He also advised that parents pay more attention to other aspects of games, such as violence and racial overtones, and not use sex alone as a deciding factor for whether or not to buy a game, movie, music CD, etc. Experts predict that people will ignore this advice and continue to rely on other people to raise their kids for them.

    1. Re:In other news... by fbartho · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I personally think its gotta get boring to have to keep repeating that mantra over and over again. You're a parent, its your job to raise your kids. Its ultimately your responsibility. All these social systems to supposedly protect your children are really there to protect your children if you don't do a good enough job in protecting them yourself. This means that broadcast TV had pressures to be family oriented, both because parents wanted to be able to watch things with their kids, but also because TV would be a convenient device that serves as an electronic nanny. As long as the runt is glued to the TV/Game Console, they can't fall down the stairs with scissors. The problem comes from the things we don't normally view as sharp/dangerous, that are corrupting our kids minds. Raising a kid is a full-time job, at times more than even 2 people can comfortably handle. There is risk in the real world, but every parent has to choose what is an acceptable risk level for kids. If they err on the side of danger, their kids may get hurt, and it will be their fault.

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    2. Re:In other news... by Ravatar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Rockstar did not give out documentation on how to enable the mod, and included no mechanics to access it. A game should not be rated by third party patches and mods.

      There are nude patches for the Sims, but you don't see little Suzie being carded for a new expansion every month, and you certainly don't see it getting slapped with a M or AO rating.

  3. In further news... by Werkhaus · · Score: 5, Funny

    People found to be naked under clothes.

  4. The Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    GTA San Andreas "Hot Coffee"

    Coral Cache of some of the content in question:

    http://files.gtanet.com.nyud.net:8090/gtasa/videos /hotcoffee.wmv

    Get it while it's hot?

  5. A generation is saved! by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From TFA:

    Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc. (NASDAQ: TTWO - News) announced today that the Entertainment Software Rating Board (ESRB) has changed the rating of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas on all platforms from "Mature 17+" (M) to "Adults Only 18+"

    So basically, they've made the decision that 17 year-olds just shouldn't see this two-bit low-res porn hack, and stick with the carjacking, wanton murder, and other wholesome activites within GTA. 18 year-olds are qualified for the whole ball o' wax, though.

    Amazing...

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  6. Also in further news by pHatidic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bicycles are made illegal because children can go on the Internet and download porn.

  7. Re:Of course by NineNine · · Score: 5, Funny

    If that's true, then I need to look into changing my citizenship status to become French! I'll take sex over violence *any day*.

  8. sex? by DanThe1Man · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can get sex in a patch now? Like Nicorette?

    That would save a lot of wrist strain.

  9. this is the hard way to see porn via internet by pezpunk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    i mean really. if a kid can download and apply a patch, he is already in a position to see way more nudity than what is offered in this game.

    you may think that's a strawman, bringing up internet porn, but think about it. the point of the ESRB rating is to inform the parents of the content of the game. which, in my opinion, the "M" rating did accurately. the sex scenes aren't in the game. they were disabled.

    from a parent's standpoint, what is the difference between downloading a third-party mod that enables disabled content, and applying a third-party mod that adds newly-created content? they are identical in their difficulty/accessibility to a kid, and both insert content into the game that the developer did not intend to appear there!

    it is drawing boobies on the title page of "Harry Potter" and then sueing JK Rowling, citing an unfinished but steamy scene she deleted from her hard drive as evidence.

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    1. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by coopaq · · Score: 5, Insightful
      i mean really. if a kid can download and apply a patch, he is already in a position to see way more nudity than what is offered in this game.

      Children aren't bothered by nudity. Only the adults are.

  10. When did America lose its mind? by defile · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The game allows you to...

    • Pull people out of their cars and drive away in them
    • Steal military weapons
    • Destroy property
    • Injure and kill completely innocent bystanders
    • Develop a criminal enterprise
    • Carry out the orders of corrupt police officers
    • Pick up prostitutes
    • Burn down a pot farm
    and so far it's been pretty smooth sailing, but once you can have vivid consensual sex, but only through extensive third party modification, everyone flips out?!
    1. Re:When did America lose its mind? by fonetik · · Score: 5, Funny
      You really should incorporate into this list that you can actually beat a hooker, or anyone for that matter, to death with a large purple dildo.

      ...but nipples are absolutely for adults only.

  11. Re:Of course by houghi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Unfortunately, show me a country that doesn't rely on war to keep the peace and I'll show you a country that is ripe for the taking by one that does.

    Switzerland?

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  12. Yet Further in further news by ShadowEFX · · Score: 5, Funny

    Children are banned, having been found to be a result of pornography.