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HP Fires Father of OOP

An anonymous reader writes "Wow. Hewlett-Packard has disbanded its Advanced Software Research team and sent its leader, reknowned programmer Alan Kay, packing. From today's Good Morning Silicon Valley: 'HP is bidding adieu to legendary Silicon Valley technologist Alan Kay. A founder of Xerox's Palo Alto Research Center, Kay -- who once said, "The best way to predict the future is to invent it" -- was instrumental in the development of the windowing GUI and modern object-oriented programming. He envisioned a laptop computer long before the first ones rolled out and his Smalltalk programming language was a predecessor to Sun Microsystems' Java. Hard to believe HP's cutting him loose.' Maybe Apple will hire him."

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  1. And... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People wonder why no one is going into CS anymore.

    1. Re:And... by Coryoth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      People wonder why no one is going into CS anymore.

      If you honestly think he'll be struggling to find a well paying job elsewhere you're deluding yourself. Just because large floundering corporations are laying off good CS people doesn't mean much. Mostly what it means is that HP obviously doesn't have any long term vision anymore, and are probably very much on the way out.

      Jedidiah.

    2. Re:And... by walt-sjc · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yep - HP has really lost it. Having just gone through an RFP process for an enterprise SAN, we looked at HP since most of our servers were HP. What a disappointing offering! Nothing innovative at all. IBM, NetApp, and EMC blew them away.

    3. Re:And... by Alomex · · Score: 3, Insightful

      People wonder why no one is going into CS anymore.

      Actually employment stats bottomed in 2002 and have been picking up since. At the same time a lot of people are making the same mistake you did, which is reading too much in to the random firing.

      In sum the overall picture is something like IT employment down 10% but rising back up, CS enrolment down 50% and falling.

      Guess what that translates into? A shortage of CSers four years from now.

    4. Re:And... by alienw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you honestly think he'll be struggling to find a well paying job elsewhere you're deluding yourself

      I'm not worried about him, I'm more worried about my own ass. If even large corporations don't need CS visionaries anymore, then CS is no longer a hot field. Thus, your main choices for a job are: coding boring business apps all day, or supporting boring and poorly written business apps all day. Real CS jobs (ones which depend on talent, rather than a "skillset" of buzzwords) are getting very difficult to come by.

    5. Re:And... by yog · · Score: 5, Insightful

      HP has a fairly long history of getting rid of geniuses. Doubtlessly there are a few who remain well employed, but rejecting Wozniak and Jobs' idea for a personal computer has to rank with one of the all-time mistakes in corporate America, up there with the Coca-Cola Company not buying Pepsi when it had the chance, IBM giving a small software company a monopoly on its PC operating system, etc.

      I suspect that somehow HP will muddle through, just as IBM did. They're still a good company, despite the damage Fiorina caused them with their expensive and ill-considered buyout of Compaq Computers.

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    6. Re:And... by rodgerd · · Score: 2, Insightful
      HP has really lost it
      Exactly. HP is no longer an engineering company, it's a low-end PC builder.
    7. Re:And... by fsterman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is a troll.

      CS visionaries are smart people who work in a particular field. Every field of work has the same type of "real jobs" you are describing. From CS, to plumbing, to glass blowing! And that's from personal experience.

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    8. Re:And... by superpulpsicle · · Score: 4, Interesting

      But it's not a troll. It's a fact!

      CS majors are smart people, but the US economy is dying for innovating marketing and business people to help them resell existing shit.

      The only time I have seen US CS majors gain immediate value is when they go abroad. There are plenty of companies in China, India, HK, Canada, Australia that would love to get their hands on top CS majors from the US.

    9. Re:And... by alienw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Smart people are just that -- smart people. Visionaries are those who significantly advance the state of the art. There is quite a difference there. I'm sure there are quite a few smart plumbers out there, but how many of them can claim to have revolutionized plumbing?

    10. Re:And... by ryanov · · Score: 2, Informative

      Silicon Graphics. Their support is best, and their stuff works. Say what you want about the OS, it CAN be secured and has given me the least trouble out of any vendor. Shame everyone thinks they're going under and ignore them.

    11. Re:And... by FLEB · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Look at how computers are built, however. It's all Legoed components. I doubt you'll see much lucrative innovation from anything remotely close to the "home/office PC" industry.

      The big innovation is going to be with the component producers, both internal and peripheral.

      Also, software will continue to be a big place for innovation, although its (general) lack of large required material investment (you really don't need fab plants or high-priced prototypes for innovating software), leads to lower overall prices and less payoff for one particular invention.

      The general-purpose computer of today doesn't need innovation. There is still has mountains of potential to tap with the common PC. The fact that you can completely emulate complete machines (and not just computers) of only a few years ago on a modest modern machine tells the power and versatility that's out there with current general-purpose machines. Why innovate, when we still haven't cleaned the plates we have?

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      Entertainment wants to be paid.
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    12. Re:And... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 3, Funny

      If I was HP I would be dead scared and trying to climb desperately to the middle end!

      The middle end?

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    13. Re:And... by DenDave · · Score: 2, Insightful

      HP is grooming for a buy out. Dropping human capital liabilities and cutting up operational units. This is one ship thats on the auction block! Watch what they do to the Q3 statements... by Christmass its for sale. And remember, you first heard about it on /.!!

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    14. Re:And... by superpulpsicle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I graduated a long time ago. I am not looking. Just trying to help CS majors who recently graduated. Pixar/Apple are you kidding me...

  2. HP Slogans by randalware · · Score: 4, Insightful



    HP Invent ---- Isn't that hard without inventors ?

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  3. Especially appropriate by AtariAmarok · · Score: 3, Funny

    Especially appropriate, now that the mother of "Oops!" is out of the picture.

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  4. Wow. by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Looks like Hurd is turning HP into a lean machine to be as focused on products and price as Dell currently is.

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  5. Something's Fishy by bigwavejas · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wouldn't be surprised if HP Execs got wind of him wanting to resign, so they beat him to it. This would save HP from an embarassing loss (someone jumping ship) and make it look like they were just "cleaning house."

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    1. Re:Something's Fishy by bigwavejas · · Score: 2, Funny
      Sorry John, you're right.. silly me.

      Am I still picking you up at bldg 4 in front of HP's cafeteria at 7:30pm tonight?

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  6. Google by Altanar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I predict that Google announces that they hired him in a week.

    1. Re:Google by clone22 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Then again, he might know the answer to "Why are manhole covers round?"

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    2. Re:Google by daeley · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's cool! Of course, since it's Google, he can spend 20% of his time working on something other than the future. Like, I don't know, the recent past or something.

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    3. Re:Google by snorklewacker · · Score: 4, Funny

      They're round because manholes are round.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manhole_cover

      It really kills me that wikipedia practically has a manhole category.

      I'm going to stop saying "manhole" now.

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    4. Re:Google by mr.mighty · · Score: 2, Funny

      Manhole is such a funny word:

      Hey! Don't fall into that gaping manhole!

      He managed to pack 15 workers into that manhole!

      Everybody stand in line for your turn in the manhole.

      He managed to get a ladder wedged into his manhole.

    5. Re:Google by Lord+Ender · · Score: 2, Funny

      Please, the word "manhole" is so offensive! Are you sexist? Use the word "personhole".

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  7. Is Carly Fiorini hiring? by orthogonal · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe Alan Kay'll be lucky, and Carly Fiorini will hire him for wherever she's going to be CEO next!

    I hear she's a wiz at turning companies around!

    Oh wait....

  8. Bad Idea by west.to.east · · Score: 4, Funny

    Reminds me of the "Bad Idea Jeans" SNL commercial

  9. Read it while you can! by ak3ldama · · Score: 5, Informative
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  10. Or maybe IBM, Novell or Redhat :-) by konmaskisin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Bidding ware anyone?

  11. Favorite Alan Kay Quotation by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind."
    - Alan Kay

    I don't know if this is a true quotation, or is apocryphal, but it's good enough to throw around at random.

    I'm sure Mr. Kay will not have any problem finding a job, should he so desire one. Regardless, I wish him the best of luck.

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    1. Re:Favorite Alan Kay Quotation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Clueless HR Interviewer: "Hmm, yes. You say you invented Object-Oriented Programming? That was how long ago? Ah, I see, but what have you done *lately*"

      At which point, the collective hand of all programmers across the world, embodied in Alan Kay's hand, reaches across the table and slaps the shit out of the interviewer.

      Not that I'm bitter. :-)

    2. Re:Favorite Alan Kay Quotation by chris_mahan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh, since I have three clients clamoring ceaselessly leaving me email after email and voice mail after voice mail about how much work they need done...

      I stopped handing out my card to people. I am tired of saying to people: "No, I like my job, no, I'm not interested, etc."

      You know, it's better to hire 1 guy 1t 1 million per year who is worth it than 100 people at $10K/yr. Yes they can code faster. But can they code smarter?

      I say that a programmer who has the spacial breadth to come up with oo and a programming language can pro... Say, name 1 programming language "made in india" that's in widespread use... Didn't think so.

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    3. Re:Favorite Alan Kay Quotation by Infernal+Device · · Score: 2, Funny

      My guess is that the lowest person in any company that interviewed Alan Kay would be the CEO.

      It would mostly consist of:
      "How big do you want your office?"
      "Can I get you anything?"
      "Hookers and beer? No problem!"
      and
      "When can you start?"

      But that's just my guess.

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    4. Re:Favorite Alan Kay Quotation by Brandybuck · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You don't hire Alan Kay to write code, you numbnut.

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    5. Re:Favorite Alan Kay Quotation by amightywind · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You don't hire Alan Kay to write code, you numbnut.

      Why is that? Alan Kay has great influence on programming practice, shouldn't you expect him to program as well? Look at Don Knuth. He is a once-in-century figure in computer science, and is fantastically knowledgable, but he writes programs all the time. I suspect Alan Kay does as well.

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  12. Re:Maybe Apple will hire him... by 0xC0FFEE · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Kay as already been at Apple, during the early Macintosh day. He's been at Xeros during the days of the Alto, worked on SmallTalk. Some people will tell you there as never been anything like it since.

    Kay is the kind of people that have too much ideas and not enough time to research or implement all of them (in a good sense of course). That means he's got potential ideas lined up waiting for some CPU cycles to become available. You give him carte blanche over a talented team and he create amazing stuff. I'd be the ideal person to build an "Internet Plateform", whatever it is. I can tell what exists today is not "it" and barely registers as functional in his mind. I'd be surprised if he doesn't end at Google.

  13. What's the big fuss? by AutopsyReport · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just because he was a promiment innovator many years ago doesn't imply he is just as innovative now. It's a possibility that HP is letting him go because he isn't innovating or contributing on par with other researchers.

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    1. Re:What's the big fuss? by Dioscorea · · Score: 5, Informative

      Check out some of his presentations of open croquet before you say that (see e.g. here). He is bringing the kind of OpenGL graphics that gamers have got used to into the mainstream GUI. It is among the most innovative and forward-looking interface development I've seen. Do we really think we'll be dragging windows around a 2D desktop in 30 years time?

  14. What will happen to Teatime and Croquet? by Dioscorea · · Score: 5, Funny
    I wonder what will happen to Open Croquet and TeaTime without his leadership. It does seem as if Croquet has gained quite a bit of open-source momentum by this stage, and is the current best contender for bringing the world of Snow Crash to our desktop.

    I just hope development on Croquet doesn't stall now, otherwise us cyberspace-lusting techno-hopefuls will just have to wait for the inevitable (but still hopefully far-off) day where you can open Word documents and Excel spreadsheets from inside World of Warcraft.

  15. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  16. Smalltalk by pthisis · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...is the antithesis of the Java B&D philosophy. It's an aggressively dynamically typed language, and is much more of a precursor to Python or Ruby than Java.

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    1. Re:Smalltalk by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 5, Informative
      It is also partially what Objective-C is based on. According to the wikipedia entry "the syntax for certain object-oriented features, including message-passing, is borrowed from Smalltalk."

      While you say "aggressively dynmically typed" you also remember you always have the option of statically typing.

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  17. Kay already did work for Apple, by alangmead · · Score: 5, Informative
    In between his stints as a Chief Scientist at Atari and a Disney Fellow at Walt Disney Imagineering, he was an Apple Fellow. (his bio on O'Reilly.com has more info.)

    That is why the Squeak license still mentions Apple

  18. Alan Kay Videos explaning early GUI research by interrupt75 · · Score: 5, Informative

    There are some excellent videos on archive.org of Alan Kay explaining some of the early GUI projects (including Xerox and the early laptop "prototype") http://www.archive.org/details/AlanKeyD1987 http://www.archive.org/details/AlanKeyD1987_2

  19. HP doesn't need Kay. by standards · · Score: 3, Insightful

    HP doesn't need innovators like Kay. HP is totally into innovating new ways to make money off of printer consumables, and that isn't an expertise that Kay brings to the table.

    HP's downfall started to happen as soon as they started selling tons of LaserJet printers.

    From there, HP seemed to take a little break and brought nothing new to market. Instead of making great new products, they kept on milking the same printer lines until they got old, crusty, and expensive to operate. They tried to do the same thing with their PC line. They unloaded or failed to focus on their other product lines.

    I haven't bought an HP product in years. My ex-girlfriend bought an HP inkjet printer, but it failed quickly and the consumables were ridiculously expensive. It just didn't seem like an HP quality product to me.

    So HP fired Alan Kay? That's good for Alan. Because who wants to work for an ink-n-toner company?

    1. Re:HP doesn't need Kay. by william_w_bush · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is the difference between a company and a business. A business is a company that has found its cash cow, and firmly opposes any further research or innovation that does not serve that golden calf. New technologies are particularly opposed, as they tend to change the business model, which requires the company to adapt (horrifying word to mba's btw, it requires thinking), to recreate the original, and beautiful, holy equilibrium, allowing the business to slowly move on, possibly growing into associated markets, without anything ever actually changing.

      Technology is only good as long as it can be seen as an evolutionary step, and is almost exlcusively performed by the marketing department, leading to the terms "new and improved", and "version 2.0"(heh, or "XP").

      Change is bad, Microsoft blew $5B on the Xbox project so far simply to keep sony from possibly threatening the windows empire with the ps2.

      Fear change, go with the names you trust, these are not the droids you are looking for.

      And the band played on.

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    2. Re:HP doesn't need Kay. by LaTechTech · · Score: 2, Informative

      HP's downfall started to happen as soon as they started selling tons of LaserJet printers.

      Laserjets, I deal with them almost every day. When there is not a bank branch install or some state/county/city project; there is always a printer that needs to be fixed. I still see the old ones cranking out nice crisp pages. The main downfall to a laserjet, or any printer, is the end user. Paper jam? Maybe this letter opener will fix it! Or, is coffee bad for a printer? Before someone flames the hell out of me I'll continue with this...UPS and FedEx (or anyone in shipping) also do their fair share of making sure you get a guaranteed lemon. As far as inkjets go...I have not seen one that I like. I have noticed, however, with all printers; the more they look like a box the better they work. All of that curvy crap tends to suck. Xerox Phasers kick much butt. They are however a real pain to fix and they run really hot!

      HP seemed to take a little break and brought nothing new to market. Instead of making great new products, they kept on milking the same printer lines until they got old, crusty, and expensive to operate.

      HP makes really decent servers and networking equipment. Yeah, yeah, they are second to Cisco as far as networking equipment. We'll see how that plays out in ten years.

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    3. Re:HP doesn't need Kay. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Look: The current HP isn't a technology company. They shouldn't even be using the name. The real HP was founded by two engineers, Hewlett and Packard, and they made test equpiment. The way that company made money was by inventing test equipment that did more than any four other pieces of gear did and cost twice as much as two of those other pieces of gear. Customers would beat the door down for test equipment that could do stuff that nobody else's gear could do and would pay top dollar for it. Old HP just rang in the cash that way, and they paid for (and got) the raw engineering talent that kept them out in front whilst everybody else in that market played catch-up. By the time the Tektronixes and Burr-Browns of the world came up with cost-effective competition, mainly by copying HP's ideas, HP would have something else out in front. The place was the antithesis of Dilbert - they wanted raw engineering talent, they wanted the engineers to play, and it rewarded risk taking and a collegium atmosphere.
      So, some of those bright guys got the idea, back when mini computers were new, that they could out-engineer any other three crowds of engineers around. And they were right. HP computers were really competitive and, so long as it took serious engineering to get this stuff out the door, they did well. That part of the company balooned out of recognizability while the test equipment guys kept on doing what they could do best. It ended up with the tail wagging the dog, where the computer business was bringing in tons more than the test equipment business.
      Well, the computer guys (who were, by now, in charge) decided to split off the "unprofitable" test equipment crowd. Dumb move. All that top engineering talent, cutting their teeth on advanced and crazy ideas, went away. In the next stroke the PC business became a commodity business. HP isn't making the motherboards any more -that stuff is being done by 3rd parties in Taiwan and China. All they are is system integrators. And there's system integrators all over the world who charge the same or less than HP. There's no "in front" any more, when PC's are heading for appliance status. What have they become? Printer ink purveyors! And that's going to last right up to the day when some electronics vendor dumps out a decent printer with cheap ink. At which point the ink business dries up, the PC business has moved into the supermarket margin business (and that gets whupped by Levono and others running in China), and the whole place goes under.
      The old HP, now named "Agilent", is doing fine, creative work and is healthy. Heck, they should have named the computer company Agilent and let the old company keep the name.. But, I guess, the HP name had more brand recognition as a computer company than the company that made spectrum analyzers.
      I'm not surprised that the new HP is getting rid of R&D staff. They'll chug everything except the system integrators.. And they only need a thousand of those or so (or less), the techs on the other side of the support line, and the guys who run the warehouses. If they want to beat Dell, they only probably need to have their real R&D in Taiwan, where the motherboard manufacturers are. Maybe a couple of tech writers who know English, and they're done. Maybe 5,000, 10,000 people, and that's it. Max. Before they fold.
      K. Becker (Ex old-HP summer hire and HP2903 circuit thrasher.)

  20. Laptop? by fm6 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    He envisioned a laptop computer long before the first ones rolled out...
    Kay's Dynabook concept was more like a PDA or tablet than a laptop. Though more powerful than any of these. What he was really doing was trying to imagine what computing would be like when it was totally pervasive, and had completely replaced low-tech means of accessing and using information.

    On that basis, the rest of us still haven't caught up with him! Things like GUIs, portable computers, wireless networking, and the web are all steps towards the future he envisioned. But that future is still a long ways away.

  21. mod points be damned by necrognome · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'll post instead of mod, but I think that /. should nix the HP logo. The entity known as "HP" is currently undeserving of any relation to the Hewlett-Packard legacy of computing, innovation, research, precision devices, calculators!, and, yes, printers. "HP" is really just a printer company now. Change the /. icon to a LaserJet or something, but "Hewlett-Packard" it's not. Okay, I have more b33r to drink...

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  22. Dude! We Only Need One Dell! by blueZhift · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Looks like Hurd is turning HP into a lean machine to be as focused on products and price as Dell currently is.

    Sigh...Dell does what it does pretty well, but they are definitely not a company known for much imagination or innovation. They generally follow after someone else has blazed the path, a strategy that must fail once all of the true innovators have been eliminated. We don't really need any more Dells. If HP becomes just like Dell, then why should I buy from them? I might as well buy from Dell.

    HP can still succeed, but they need to do so by being HP. Efficiency is good, but not at the expense of the good things that make HP stand out from the crowd and create future opportunities. I think farmers say that you shouldn't eat the seed corn.

  23. Re:HP Slogans by chris09876 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I had a close friend who worked for HP about a year ago. He was shocked at how inefficient everything was run, and how they participated in a lot of unprofitable (and wasteful) activities. His biggest comment was that their slogan should be "HP Rebrand", since that's all they do. There hasn't been any significant advancements or innovations made, nor any large pushes to making useful discoveries.

  24. Re:HP Slogans by daeley · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, what they meant to say was "HP Invest." Just one letter. Simple mistake, really.

    Actually actually, I think it meant to say "HP Invert", as in Rectal-Cranial Inversion, which is what HP has collectively accomplished with moves like this.

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  25. Golden parachute! Golden parachute! by jsse · · Score: 2, Informative

    Layoff 15,000 Employees, shut down user group, now firing key persons in R&D.....even the dumbest employee could tell what's in their CEO Carly's mind - cutting as much cost as possible, create a artificial short-term profit hype, so that she can retreat with huge severance package for her 'accomplishment'; but what'd that leave HP? A living hell of disolation, without any competitive edge to continue their business as usual.

    How could the board approve of her action which is obviously doing nothing more than achieving her own personal goal while damaging the company as a whole? Unless, of course, the major investors who back Carly approve of this. I cannot tell for sure, but that's very possible - the major investors believe that HP is doomed.

    1. Re:Golden parachute! Golden parachute! by RiffRafff · · Score: 2, Informative

      You should get out more.

      Feb 9th, 2005: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/02/09/carly_fior ina_goes/

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    2. Re:Golden parachute! Golden parachute! by twiddlingbits · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If he can make HP slightly more profitable for two years then he is better than Carly even if he is less educated. As a rule, BODs don't make good turnaround CEO picks as they often want someone who will see things like they would like it seen,not someone who is going to do what needs doing to make things work. Then at the oppisite end you get the BODs that picked "Chainsaw Al" Dunlap (who was a criminal in CEO's clothing) and pretty much answered to no one and had a iron fist.

  26. alan kay - winner of some minor prize in CS by craig.larman · · Score: 5, Informative

    i can understand that it's really too trivial to have mentioned in his Bio intro, but Alan Kay also won some minor award recently -- think it's called the TURING AWARD. i can't imagine why anyone would want to employ such a slacker. http://internetnews.com/dev-news/article.php/33425 11/ -craig

  27. Acronym Collision by Mr_Icon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Harry Potter fires the father of the Order Of the Phoenix? Wha?

    ...

    OH.

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  28. Boycott HP.. Horrible company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    HP laid off 15k workers, but is currently heavily recruiting engineers in India and China. Just take a look at the Job section on hp.com.

    HP has obviously abandoned the USA and it's time we abandon this dying company.

  29. Yet More HP Slogans by handy_vandal · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, what they meant to say was "HP Invest." Just one letter. Simple mistake, really.

    Actually actually, I think it meant to say "HP Invert", as in Rectal-Cranial Inversion, which is what HP has collectively accomplished with moves like this.

    Fact: they meant to say "HP Invect" -- that is, to issue invective.

    Examples:

    "Fuck you, losers -- we're better off without you!"

    And:

    "HP Rules! U-S-A-!! U-S-A-!!," etc.

    -kgj

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    1. Re:Yet More HP Slogans by skraps · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, what they meant to say was "HP Invest." Just one letter. Simple mistake, really.

      Actually actually, I think it meant to say "HP Invert", as in Rectal-Cranial Inversion, which is what HP has collectively accomplished with moves like this.

      Fact: they meant to say "HP Invect" -- that is, to issue invective.

      Actual fact: they meant to say "HP Invebt" -- the meaning of which is unknown.

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    2. Re:Yet More HP Slogans by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 5, Funny

      HP Indebt?

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    3. Re:Yet More HP Slogans by Proney · · Score: 5, Funny

      HP Inept?

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    4. Re:Yet More HP Slogans by demachina · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Proably wont win any karma for saying this but what exactly has Alan Kay done in like the last 20 years. If you read his HP bio there isn't really anything in there exciting thats happened after like 1980. Smalltalk was ground breaking and all, a great language, its fun to trash C++, and many other have built on his work, but how many of you have written any Smalltalk code lately.

      A problem with gray beards in ivory tower research divisions, is sometimes they start puttering on things that amuse them but never transition that in anything of real world value, and especially something that can someday be turned in to a product a company can sell. Not saying thats the case here, maybe they have been doing revolutionary stuff and HP is shooting itself in the foot with this move. Advanced research is hard to pass judgement on but, you know, someday they you to produce something to justify the years of investment or its axed. Its irresponsible management to pour money in to something with no return, even if its not a near term return. For example what did this HP group do while SUN was inventing Java and Microsoft C#.

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    5. Re:Yet More HP Slogans by jcmunt · · Score: 5, Informative

      Proably wont win any karma for saying this but what exactly has Alan Kay done in like the last 20 years.

      Squeak http://www.squeak.org/
      Croquet http://opencroquet.org/
      eToys http://squeakland.org/

    6. Re:Yet More HP Slogans by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 5, Insightful
      For example what did this HP group do while SUN was inventing Java and Microsoft C#.

      Guys, guys, be aware of your history. The 'virtual machine' has been around since at least 1966. The concept of a virtual machine which was the common host to multiple languages has been around since at least 1977. Automatic memory management and garbage collection has been around since I was a small child.

      Don't get me wrong. I like Java. I make my living out of Java. But Sun didn't 'invent' Java. Nothing in the conception of the Oak (later Java) platform was either new or innovative. Java was a nice, clean implementation of some well known programming techniques which got a good marketing push behind it.

      As for C# - indeed the whole .net platform - it is a very straight copy of Java. Virtually nothing - from the syntax of the C# language to many of the opcodes of the virtual machine - has changed. These things are not 'innovations' or 'inventions'. They're technology as usual; building on and refining what went before in quite small increments.

      By contrast, Smalltalk genuinely was innovative. It was the first fully object oriented language. It used a virtual machine, but was the first virtual machine language which had a JIT. Don't devalue inventions. Inventions (especially in software) are rare; there have been only about half a dozen genuine software inventions since 1960, and Smalltalk definitely counts as one of those.

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    7. Re:Yet More HP Slogans by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Proably wont win any karma for saying this but what exactly has Alan Kay done in like the last 20 years.

      My exact thoughts...

      For example what did this HP group do while SUN was inventing Java and Microsoft C#

      Get real, they were hardly groundbreaking languages. Java basically wanted to move into that OOPish, procedural language niche C++ occupied, without having to deal with C++'s steep learning investment, and to be a bit more RAD-like in usage, hence its interpreter based origins. The only thing that could be described as cutting edge would be its compiler, but that was hardly an original idea. Microsoft was even less original, they just wanted the same things Java aimed for, and usurp Java from the "backoffice".

      Its like saying C was an incredibly original language. No, it was based heavily on the procedural language theory; PASCAL (ugh) could be considered genuinely original. C was implemented to be a practical language; addressing the computing limitations of machines in its day, and be "simple" enough to make it portable over different architectures.

      Java & C# was not research; they were marketing driven language designs that catered to less talented programmers. Much like how programmers abandoned assembler programming for COBOL and FORTRAN. (though FORTRAN was a language breakthrough.) Its wasn't the HP research group's job to do technical marketing. Its not RESEARCH. Its the job of the CTO/CEO to decide what research projects to fund, and thus the research direction. But its not to have a distinct payoff in five years. That's not research.

      Its like chess. You use the computers to number crunch the advantageous plies. But that's not advancing chess theory. (Good) Human players aren't supposed to be looking only 4 moves, and then go to the next 4 moves. Humans are supposed to evaluate sets of moves in an abstract manner, looking to make the kill 20 moves in advance. That's research.

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  30. You down with OOP? by darkmayo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yea you know me

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  31. Re:HP Slogans by $1uck · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am thinking this notion of corporation, needs to go away. Make every business a sing propriatary whatever.. the people running the business need to have some sort of responsibility. The way corporations are now no one is responsible for anything anymore. If a corporation ends up doing something evil in the name of profit (which it will if it the reward is worth the risk, b/c a corporation as an entity has no conscience no purpose other than acrue wealth) there is no one to hold accountable (with the rara exception).

    Who's up for amending the US constitution?

  32. WOW - last time this happen by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Bill Gates scooped up the VMS team. My bet is that BG is already on site and trying hard to pick up these folks.

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  33. Re:wtf is hp thinking? by sirwired · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wish however is in control these days would spin off the "real hp" into a company unto its own

    Already done several years ago. It's called Agilent.

    SirWired

  34. I'm not surprised HP is struggling by PapayaSF · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Mostly what it means is that HP obviously doesn't have any long term vision anymore, and are probably very much on the way out.

    About seven years ago I was a sub-sub-contractor working on a project for HP. A minor style issue came up on the documents I was formatting style sheets for: should there be a hyphen here or not? When I asked my contact at HP, he said: "I'll have to ask the committee about that."

    I thought: This company is doomed!

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  35. Re:Don't dog Dell by alienw · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dell doesn't do anything creative. They buy cheap parts and build cheap computers with them on a large scale. They have thinner margins than some competitors, but they make it up in volume and crappy support. It's not like their prices are particularly low or anything (unless they have a good combination of rebates, which can only be redeemed using small claims court).

    Nothing particularly creative, it's a very straightforward and unimaginative approach that is mainly successful due to the general lack of innovation in the computer industry.

  36. You can't be serious. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm assuming this is a troll.

    I'm going to make that assumption, because the only other option is too depressing.

    Unless you'd like a future where everything is basically owned and run--to a far greater extent than it already is--by a very small number of tremendously rich individuals, corporations are a good thing. This is because very few people actually have the resources by themselves to bankroll significant and long-lasting ventures: scientific, industrial, or otherwise.

    To do big things, like build factories, operate supertankers, run airlines, you need a lot of money. Much more than any one sane person would be willing to put up. This is why corporations exist: they allow people to pool their resources, while mitigating risk. Without the shelter from liability that corporations offer, no one would invest in them. Without the great pools of capital that corporations provide, a whole lot of things that we enjoy and make life more enjoyable would disappear.

    Maybe you want to live in a world without corporations, but count me out of it.

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  37. Hard to believe HP's cutting him loose? by jcr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't find this hard to believe at all. HP's not in the blue-sky R&D business, and hasn't been for many years now.

    What I don't get, is why he ever went to HP in the first place.

    -jcr

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  38. Dog Dell by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2

    Not really, it's just an economy of scale.

    The only hard part about it is "bootstrapping" an operation that big, once you have it running it's cake: you can dictate pricing terms to your parts suppliers (because you're so big, you can bankrupt them by canceling your orders), have everything manufactured overseas where labor is cheap, play your distributers against each other to keep their percentage minimal, and maintain your market share by undercutting any possible competition (which, not being as big as you, can't compete with your price).

    Let's face it: Dell is the Wal-Mart of PCs. They're really good at what they do, but at the end of the day you need to step back and ask yourself 'is what they're doing really any good?'

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  39. Re:And...OOP by arbitraryaardvark · · Score: 2, Interesting

    OOP there it is.
    OOP there it is....
    OOP
    OOP

  40. Re:Maybe Apple will hire him... by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Kay as already been at Apple

    But Sculley's gone, and Apple's current management is much more interested in productivity than prestige.

    Alan Kay should be an academic.

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  41. Re:HP Slogans by Brandybuck · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A corporation is essentially an artificial entity that cannot exist without government fiat. It's the modern day version of a chartered company. What makes a corporation legally different from a private business is that the former is a legal "person". The results on the actual owners of the corporation (shareholders) being totally absolved of responsibility for the actions of the corporation. Their share price may plummet if the company does something stupid, but they themselves are not personally responsible for their property.

    That's the legal aspect of corporations, and justification enough to get rid of them. But it also introduces a subtler monkeywrench into the economy: encouraging stock ownership as an investment, which severely dilutes company ownership. There are so many owners, millions in many cases, that it's impossible for the owners to exercise control, even if they wanted to. So they elect a board of directors instead, who hires executives to actually run it.

    All in all, corporations are unnatural entities. But the fix is easy, and doesn't need a new constitutional ammendment. Just rescind the current laws of incorporation. But don't expect it anytime soon. Like copyright and patents, incorporation is too useful of a fiction to abolish. You'll be fought tooth and nail from every side. Who are you going to go to for legal assistance, some non-profit corporation?

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  42. Lesson in reality by Fastball · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know this won't be a popular sentiment, but I think it's worth writing, so here goes...

    You want to get into computer science? Look what happens to a winner of the Turing Award. Computer science, programming, and just about anything related to computers is now passe. It's no longer a book of spells from which you cast great power. It is a hack-n-slash battle of attrition. "Just get it done" is the new methodology. R&D is old school.

    Everyone wants to launch in against HP or the corporation in general for this, but this doesn't surprise me. Guys like Kay are better suited in academia anyways.

  43. I think I speak for all of us when I say... by 404notfound · · Score: 2, Funny

    OOPs.

  44. Actually, HP does still do "blue-sky" R&D. by jrtom · · Score: 2, Interesting

    HP's not in the blue-sky R&D business, and hasn't been for many years now.

    Not true at all. I worked for HP Labs last summer in their Information Dynamics Lab. Much of the research that this group, and others that I'm personally aware of, does is of a distinctly speculative nature and doesn't directly lead to a product. This is fine by HP, because pure research generally pays off in one way or another in the long run.

    Corporate blue-sky R&D doesn't generally make the papers until it's no longer blue-sky, i.e., just because you don't see it happening doesn't mean it's not there. If you want to know who's doing research, try reading the scientific literature instead, .

  45. A view from a voluntary severee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    We had a printout posted in side isles and so on that took the corporate logo and placed "integrate" under it. An apt description. I knew months ago that Hurd was talking about cutting a lot of "unnecessary" research. In imaging and printing, we were pretty insulated from most of the turmoil during and after the Compaq merger. However, even we were ultimately not immune as consumable revenue decreased, the core laser business matured, and "underperforming" businesses (that is, something not #1 or #2 in its market) sucked money from growth areas. Another problem was some management with no long-term vision: "Yes! let's invest here. . . no, wait! That costs more money than we thought!" Planning and commitment were lacking before the so-called transformation, and maybe still are. So, how are you supposed to get to even #2? That and the incredibly stupid idea of combining printing and PCs. Vyomesh Joshi is actually a good leader who shoots strait and doesn't dance around hard questions; the imaging and printing organization as a separate company would do quite well. At least Carly was booted. Hurd is doing what he has to, and it's not easy (not that it makes it any nicer for those that are getting the axe). I think there will be plenty of post layoff survivor syndrome there for a while.

    I'm sorry, I sound bitter. I'm not though, HP was fairly sensitive and generous to those of us that chose to leave on our own accord. I'm glad I did. There's just sadly nothing about HP anymore that makes it better to work for than anywhere else, and there once was. It has become, even at the printing level, an integrator of other technologies rather than a source. Thus the dissolution of this and other research groups will continue. Hurd wants to bring R&D "closer to the customer." I also doubt that severance packages will ever be that generous again. I found a good job in a completely different industry, and I wish HP the best of luck. Wow, that was therapeutic.

    By the way, if you have not read it, check out the article that pissed off VJ. I don't know how they did it, but Business Week nailed it almost 100%.

  46. Re:Serious? Oh, it's very serious. by Paladin144 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Spoken like someone who's never been outside the US in his/her life.

    Spoken like someone who is afraid to tackle my arguments head on. I have been outside of this country. And you have not rebutted a single thing I said.

    Go visit North Korea, Cuba, or one of the former Soviet states and then tell me how the environment looks over there. If you think "corporations" make you weep... all I can is, you need to get out more.

    Hmm.... so the only other solution than capitalism is communism, huh? You are a tool. Did you read anything that I wrote? I'm aiming for what is beyond capitalism - the next step. Communism is clearly a failure (and was never implemented fully anyway). Both systems are bad for the environment, and both are repressive - communism is just more obviously repressive. Capitalism is much more subtle and insidious, but it at least allows for greater freedom.

    If you've finished attacking me, you might want to consider some possible alternatives; something that hasn't been done before. I think the answer is largely political. If we used a direct democracy approach, with a firm structure for protecting minority opinion we'd see a less oppressive system, methinks. We could vote on laws, rather than voting on greedy politicians who vote on laws for us (or 'for themselves', more accurately). I think it's time we progressed beyond greed as a motivating factor, since it is so obviously divisive. But if you think capitalism is the pinnacle of human endeavor, please tell me why.

  47. Coined and invented are two different things by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Informative

    Wasn't OO invented in northern europe the mid 60's in the Simula language by a guy named something like Nygaard?

    1. Re:Coined and invented are two different things by kyrre · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They where Kristen Nygaard and Ole-Johan Dahl working at Norwegian Computing Center. At least Nygaard have taught many young norwegians object oriented programming at the univeristy of Oslo. I think they still use Simula there. I was lucky enough to attend a course with him once. Nygaard told me the story of how they came up with OOP himself.

      They both died in 2002.

      Lately I have heard more than once that Alan Kay is the father of Object Oriented programming. But it seems he is the father of dynamic object oriented programming. At least that is what Wikipedia say. Why is the world already forgetting Nygaard and Dahl?

  48. Re:But what HAS Alan Kay done? by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Especially when HP is a company that's now about selling commodity hardware, the entire PC industry is about commodity hardware.

    They dont need some self-proclaimed visionary to sit around and philosophize without contributing anything tangible to the bottom line and probably demand some ridiculous salary.

    Investors and other employees who WORK all day would probably see this as a good thing for the company.

    Geeks should look at this news and learn an important lesson. Your employment is based on what you can do for the company, and more to the point, how you can make money for the company.

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  49. Oh ye of li'l faith. by crovira · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've worked on two applications (whose names I won't mention. Oh all right, GFDM [Global Financial Data Model] and LoanIQ) which were composed of about 750 objects [GFDM] and 450 objects mapped onto 750 objects [LoandIQ, they didn't understand about objects with states!])

    The interesting thing is that these databases represented about 1,200 relationships between these objects. (Note the difference in scale. There were two to three times as many relationships as there were objects. And they NEVER understood what they were dealing with. Relationships and extremely simple to implement, but you have to see that that bricks and mortar [the objects] do not a wall make [the relationships].)

    Now, how do you visualize 750 objects at once?

    It certainly doesn't fit on a flat sheet of paper. ERWin just doesn't cut it.

    You have to use 3D (I did it with VRML) then topologically sort the objects and the relationships and then array the whole thing on the 'surface' of nested spheres. (The 'depth' of the sphere depends on the relationships that are being followed. GFDM was eight levels deep. 'Real world' objects were modeled on the outermost sphere.)

    Each object was linked to a page describing the object and the lines represented the relationships and were linked to a page describing the relationships.

    I was really PROUD of coming up with the visualization scheme and with the grunt work I had to do to come up with the bizzare quaternion math for arraying the objects on the nested spheres and for aligning the relationships.

    The relationships were conceptually easier, (though if I had prettied them up to follow traces and arcs it would have been a test of the 4-colour map theorem. :-)

    3D enabled me to be the ONLY person to understand ALL of the objects and their relationships. I had ALL the meta-data available at the click of my mouse.

    This could have been extended to have interfaces to manipulate (edit) the objects and the relationships themselves.

    I did none of this for the 'cool' factor, but because it was the only possible way to handle that much meta-data.

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  50. Re:Agreed by TheDracle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Smalltalk didn't catch on, not due to problems with dynamic typing, or the language itself, but mostly because of lack of availability.

    The PC was a huge success despite being inferior to Macs at the time, mostly due to the closed nature of Apple. Developers weren't able to create software or hardware without paying royalties. Often the price increase was passed on to the consumer, and software packages were noticeably more expensive than their PC counterparts. PCs developed a swelling shareware and BBS culture, and soon overtook the Mac.

    This is much the same situation as what happened with smalltalk.

    I'm sure anyone who has ever used a smalltalk system can hardly deny its simplicity, and elegance, compared to that of C++ or even Java. The problem really existed in the fact that smalltalk wasn't available cheaply. It was heavily controlled by Xerox, and compilers for it tended to be far too expensive for novice programmers, or startup companies, to afford.

    Sun released Java out to the public, and supported it documentation-wise. It allowed third party vendors to create compilers, and development environments, royalty free.

    Smalltalk is still, in many ways, superior to Java. It supports functional programming using code-blocks, a feature Java tries to emulate using anonymous inner classes (but which ends up being clunky and slow). It supports generic programming naturally, since code will simply work if the objects it is working with have all of the required interface. A great deal of doors are opened in the Object-Oriented paradigm when you include dynamic typing.

    The static typing provided in C/C++ is pretty weak compared to that in Ocaml or SML. In practice, it tends to step on your toes a great deal more than help you create a well-defined error free program. Smalltalk can make use of type inference analysis the same way Ocaml does. Most runtime-errors will reveal flaws in your code, and static analysis can weed out the rest. In the end, the advantages of dynamic programming are pretty considerable.

    Smalltalk has actually, over the past couple of years, began to build up a bit of steam. Some open-source implementations have been popping up here and there.

    For an example of the power of Smalltalk, check out the open-source Squeak project: www.squeak.org

    I'm a big fan of Java, but maybe even a bigger fan of Smalltalk. I think after playing around with it a bit, it will become apparent to anyone that they seem to have very little in common.

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  52. An Apple hire is not far fetched by PlacidPundit · · Score: 3, Interesting

    After all, the Smalltalk branch of OOP philosophy is the driving force behind Objective-C and Cocoa. And Apple is really starting to do some interesting work in advancing the usefulness of computers, which is right up Kay's alley.

  53. HP needs a new slogan by Indy1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    the old slogan was "invent"

    the new slogan .....
    "merge, layoff, and go out of business"

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  54. Re:Don't dog Dell by alienmole · · Score: 2, Insightful
    They got lucky. Part of the reason they are successful is because they never innovate and spend as little as possible on engineering and R&D.

    No, they didn't get lucky. I'm guessing maybe you're too young to remember the degree to which Michael Dell revolutionized PC manufacturing, marketing and sales when he started the company. Sure, today, they're just exploiting the hell out of the model that Michael Dell set up, but luck had very little to do with it. Microsoft got lucky, with the whole IBM deal and the monopoly thing. Dell did something quite rare: built a major business from scratch in a highly competitive market, achieving success the old-fashioned way: out-competing his competitors.

  55. Maybe Apple will hire him... by fbg111 · · Score: 4, Informative
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  56. They fired Jim Gettys too by joib · · Score: 2, Informative

    Jim Gettys (the X Window System guy) also got the boot from HP. It is mentioned here.

  57. Spoken like a true idiot. by shmlco · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ...do everything in their power to make obscene amounts of money for their "tremendously rich" stockholders.

    Spoken like a true idiot. All stockholders are not "tremendously rich". In fact, the public at large owns about 60% of all the stocks in this country in direct ownership, mutual funds, retirement funds, and pension funds. Then add in insurance companies who invest premiums to have the money to pay claims... and banks who invest savings to pay interest and make loans... and...

    I'd say you get the idea, but I'm pretty sure you don't.

    So let's do away with savings accounts, mutual funds, pension funds, health, life, home, and car insurance, and all those other things made possible by stockholder ownership in those nasty, greedy, hateful corporations. Hell, half the U.S. population won't mind having their savings and retirement accounts wiped away.

    Will they?

    Idiot.

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    1. Re:Spoken like a true idiot. by Paladin144 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Your argument, and I quote, "...but they are derelict in their duties if they do not do everything in their power to make obscene amounts of money for their "tremendously rich" stockholders." implies that the "tremendously rich" are the only reason corporations exist. As I pointed out, the public at large has a majority interest, and eliminating such ownership reduces their participation in the matter and in the process.

      Yes, you made up some statistics and then didn't back them up. When I challenged you on that you said:

      As to the stats, Google your own research and add up your own numbers for a change.

      No. You are the one making these claims, it's your responsibility to back them up. As for me, I did do some googling and I came up with this interesting tidbit:

      The wealthiest 1 percent of shareholders currently own just under 45 percent of all stocks, by value. That's over seven times more than the combined value of the shares held by the entire bottom 80 percent of people who own stock. This bottom 80 percent owns just 5.8 percent of the nation's total stock value.

      So, basically, you're just wrong. You live in fantasy-land, where poor people are rolling around in Microsoft stock. Keep dreaming. Oh, and here's the link. I'm still waiting for your link, but somehow I doubt it will arrive since your numbers and your beliefs are based on fantasy. You desperately wish that the current system was fair, but it is not. What I find interesting is that the bottom 80% are people who actually own stock. There are many people out there who don't own stock in a single company. To try and find out what percentage of people owned stock I did some more research since you are too lazy and dishonest, and I found this:

      What did happen is that the percentage of households with some ownership of stocks, including mutual funds and pension accounts like 401(k)s, did go up very dramatically over the last 20 years. In 1983, only 32 percent of households had some ownership of stock.By 2001, the share was 51 percent. So there has been much more widespread stock ownership, in terms of number of families.But a lot of these families have very small stakes in the stock market. In 2001, only 32 percent of households owned more than $10,000 of stock, and only 25 percent of households owned more than $25,000 worth of stock. So a lot of these new stock owners have had relatively small holdings of stock. There hasn't been much dilution in the share of stock owned by the richest 1 or 10 percent. Stock ownership is still heavily concentrated among rich families. The richest 10 percent own 85 percent of all stock.

      So, only around 50% of the population actually owns any stock. That seems to directly contradict what you wrote earlier, and I quote: "public at large owns about 60% of all the stocks in this country." The only thing I wonder is whether you were mistaken or lying.

      And just to return the favor, you sound like a common, garden-variety anarchist, forever ranting against the "system", and always advocating the destruction of that which he's unable to understand, to be replaced by a uptopian... something, that he's always not quite able to elucidate.

      For the record, I am not an anarchist, but being called one is a refreshing change from being called a commie. I guess it's clear that you are totally wrong by now, even to you. You are the one who does not understand the system. The fact is, I do understand the system, and that's why I want to change it. Your ignorance (and others like you), appalling enough as it is, results in the perpetuation of an unfair and unjust system that could be either scrapped completely or radically reformed. I would prefer we start over, but that does not seem feasible at the moment. I think we should at least try to g

  58. HP is a huge company.... by attemptedgoalie · · Score: 5, Interesting

    HP stock dives when Lexmark sells 3 printers. Because HP is just a printing company.

    HP stock dives when Dell changes their standard chassis color. Because HP is just a PC company.

    HP stock dives when IBM does some new services campaign. Because HP is just a consulting company.

    HP stock dives because they announce a new technology out of HP Labs. Because Dell doesn't have R&D, they save all that cash. HP is stupid for spending on that when they could just repaint Intel systems.

    HP stock dove this week because somebody leaked that they'd lay off 25,000 people. When it ended up only being 14,500, HP just wasn't serious about cutting costs.

    I am not saying that HP is fantastic, I am just saying that to call them just a PC company is silly. We all know that two articles from now (since there will be a dupe of this one before the next new article) it will be about printing, and everybody will say how HP is going to die since all they do is make printers...

    It will be an interesting year for HP. By 6/1/06, the company could look completely different.

    And one thing to consider, no computer seller is an engineering company any longer. Dell never was, Lenovo isn't going to be, Gateway isn't.

    Agilent is the engineering half of HP.

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    1. Re:HP is a huge company.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      HP stock dives... HP stock dives... HP stock dives... HP stock dives... HP stock dove this week...
      I am not saying that HP is fantastic...

      No?

    2. Re:HP is a huge company.... by anothy · · Score: 2, Informative
      And one thing to consider, no computer seller is an engineering company any longer. Dell never was, Lenovo isn't going to be, Gateway isn't.
      i can think of at least one; Sony probably qualifies, too (some of the Viao's are very well engineered, given their goals).
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  59. Why are you assuming HP is wrong? by crucini · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Do you think that any geek who achieves momentary fame should have a job for life? Don't you think an employee should be measured by the value he's contributing now?

    When I heard "Alan Kay" I remembered this load of whining. Here's my comment on that.

    I have more respect for people who actually get things done, like the Linux kernel contributors, than people who pontificate on the future of OO or whatever. Anyone claiming that HP should keep this guy because of his long-past accomplishments should have his head examined. HP should only retain people who help the company make money and move forward.

    1. Re:Why are you assuming HP is wrong? by ccp · · Score: 2

      Do you think that any geek who achieves momentary fame should have a job for life?

      Yes.

      Don't you think an employee should be measured by the value he's contributing now?

      No.

      Next question? Maybe, Why?

  60. Re:Oh, and... by ppanon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, let's see. Your particular solutions to the (admittedly growing) problem of corporatism in America appear to involve using force to prevent people from joining together for profit-making purposes.
    He's right, you are putting up straw men because he said nothing of the sort. He specically said the the current limited-liability for-profit corporate model is broken because the current legal framework for those corps requiring profit maximization not only encourages unethical behaviour but requires often self-destructive short-term focus.

    While he did put up non-profit corps as an alternative, there are others: for-profit partnerships for example. The point he argues is that the profit motive should not be divorced from responsibility for a corp's actions.

    One alternative, which is certainly possible with current information systems, is to change the definition of shareholder liability in a limited-liability corporation to be capped at the share value (during ownership) or (post-divestment) all income obtained from that corporation, via both capital gains and dividends, for the result of any actions taken during the period of share ownership, regardless of whether a person is still a shareholder or has sold their shares. So you can't be a CEO/President (or majority shareholder supporting said executive), run a company into the ground through unethical practices, hide it while making a killing by selling shares through an overinflated stock price, and escaping the liability for those actions when the pigeons come home to roost.

    And if you're a small shareholder (or pension manager), you'll have a lot more interest in making sure you have company directors that are providing good oversight of the executive team, instead of rubber stamping their golf club buddies.

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  61. Re:CRL is also going - home of two X-perts by igb · · Score: 3, Interesting

    DEC had a huge research empire. CRL in MA, handy
    for the MIT diaspora. WRL in Palo Alto for the
    Stanford diaspora. And then for added flavour
    SRC a block down from WRL, created so that Bob
    Taylor could employ the PARC diaspora (Thacker,
    Lampson). What good did it do them? A lot of
    work on X --- the xterm(1) manual page has people
    from all three, I think. Alta Vista, which Mike
    Burrows and others did at SRC. Brian Reid did a
    load of interesting stuff at WRL. Lamport was
    at SRC at various points, for which us LaTeX users
    give much thanks. I'm told SRC people bailed
    the Alpha design out at various points. But after
    that? At least a thousand man-years to produce...?

    Compaq kept it all going, but HP already had labs
    in Palo Alto and Bristol. How many research
    operations does a PC maker with a shrinking
    server market need? To do what?

    ian

  62. Re:But HP may be losing customer orientation by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 3, Informative

    It certainly isn't about saving bandwidth--it is about forcing some people with basic, easily fixable problems to buy a new printer.

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  63. Re:Serious? Oh, it's very serious. by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah this is a troll. If not, you need to take an economics class.

    The way corporations operate may be bad, but it's no worse than the nobles in the monarchies of europe. Corporations made it possible for the common man to get involved in ownership of a large company, which was previously limited to only the super-rich. At least now, if I see Microsoft getting rich and I am jealous, I can just go buy a piece of Microsoft and share in the wealth.

    You posit a socialist world, which Soviet Russia proved was good on paper, but a spectacular failure in practice. The Chinese are learning from the mistakes of the USSR by EMBRACING corporate capitalism while keeping the government involved.

    Greed runs the world. Bitch about it all you like, but this is the way it always has been and always will be. The only way to be safe from greed is to be greedy yourself. Even if the US were to pass laws forbidding profitable corporations, nothing would change. They would simply move to China or Russia or Canada. If you are not greedy, someone else will be and you'll just be poor. If everyone is not greedy, it just takes one greedy person to amass resources and abuse power. On the other hand, if everyone is greedy, things will eventually work out.

    20th century economics has taught us that governments cannot control the economy, they can only guide it. The economy is controlled by market forces; the mass will of the people. It is folly to try and "dream of a better system" because the system dictates itself. Even if you could think of something better, the goal could only be to make more money, or else nobody will bother.

    Stop trolling on slashdot and go out and learn stuff about the world. We all wish for the world to be a better place but there are some facts about the world and the nature of people that we have to operate within.

  64. Father of OOP? by ketilf · · Score: 2, Informative

    I thought the fathers of OOP were Ole-Johan Dahl and Kristen Nygaard.

    They created the first OOP language, after all...

  65. Re:Agreed by k8to · · Score: 2, Informative

    Smalltalk failed, essentially, because the companies providing Smalltalk tools in the early commercialization window decided that it was a _premium_ technology and that they should therefore charge people up the wazoo. Multiple thousands of dollars a developer seat did not a popular language make.

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  66. Re:But what HAS Alan Kay done? by purple_cobra · · Score: 2, Insightful

    HP have made disastrous decision after disastrous decision lately and will head down the Great Crapper of the Universe in short-order, unless they can hire a manager who *doesn't* think like you.

  67. Re:Don't dog Dell by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 3, Insightful
    For the most part, your arguments are circular - you claim it's easy to get cheap prices given their volumes, and easy to get volume given the prices they get. You have to grant them the ability to have gotten the chicken or the egg, because it's not easy to do.

    Also, if it were that easy, you don't think all their competitors would do it?

    The industry has been heading in that direction for the past 20 years or so. Dell's only achievement is finding a decent balance between price and quality.

    Yeah. Thanks in large part to....Dell! They're one of a handfull of companies who have continually found ways to push margins. And when most companies start to get soft, they found ways to continually pound their competitors. That's the thing - as cheap as computers are now, they're still finding ways to make them cheaper.

    They got lucky. Part of the reason they are successful is because they never innovate and spend as little as possible on engineering and R&D.

    I'm guessing you're not in the business world, because crippling every single one of your competitors in an amazingly competitive industry doesn't happen through luck.

    Basically, I'm pretty sure you just have a set idea of what innovation is, and that happens to coincide with pushing the technical envelope. However, the guy who invents it doesn't get it into homes. That would be the guy who figures out to make it cheaper. Dell has been that guy for the last 20 years. If it were up to IBM, PCs would still cost over $1000, which is what the bottom of the line PC cost 13 years ago when I got my first.

  68. Corporate blunders by Khelder · · Score: 3, Interesting

    On the topic of corporate mistakes, one of my favorites is IBM and GE (and others, but I don't know who) turning down the patent for photocopying when its inventor offered it to them. They didn't think there was a market for copiers.

  69. Kay didn't invent OOP by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That honor goes to Ole-Johan Dahl and Kristen Nygaard, the designers of Simula. Simula had a strong effect on both Kay and Smalltalk.

  70. Rumours are: Keith Packard of X.org going too by GeekBoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm at OLS and the rumour is that Keith Packard and Jim Gettys are also going.

  71. Typical short termism. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People like that are what keep alive your internal corporate culture.

    Those are the guys that tell you where no to set your foot because they did so before and found there was a bear trap.

    If you seriously are saying that HP can't find a place on their company for a guy that shaped a good part of software development carried out during the last 20 years, worldwide, then you and HP need to sit down and pause because you both are lunatics.

    People like these are few per generation. I am sure other more enlightened companies (like the ones mentioned on the thread), that are actually shapping the IT world will snap him if he still feels like working.

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  72. Re:Don't dog Dell by alienw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Operational excellence is not innovation. Quit diluting the meaning of words. Innovation means "introducing something new". If Dell introduced a different, cheaper way to put together computers, it would be innovation. If they found a cheaper supplier, it's good business but it's not innovation.

    Anyway, it's not Dell who lowered prices, but rather the chip industry. They are the actual innovators here -- chip density increased more than 10-fold in the last 15 or so years, which is the sole reason for price reductions. If a processor and motherboard combo still cost $500 (which is what I paid in 1995), Dell would still be building $1000 computers.