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Doom Movie Trailer Released

Lisandro writes "IGN is hosting, as an exclusive, the teaser trailer for the upcoming Doom movie. The trailer can be downloaded at low resolution for free, or high resolution for paying members. They also have a nice gallery of movie stills and related pictures."

94 comments

  1. The Rock? by Slant675 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I never envisioned The Rock playing Sarge. It's an interesting move and I'd certainly like to see how it plays out. I can see it from a few angles but not from other. After reading the book series, one gets a little more insight into the characters (though admittedly not much) ;)

    1. Re:The Rock? by swerk · · Score: 5, Funny

      Didn't even notice that... But I did notice that they have FLASHLIGHTS attached to their FRIGGIN' GUNS...!

    2. Re:The Rock? by Slant675 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but that's only because they were unable to get sharks with laser beams attached to their heads... they settled for flashlights.

    3. Re:The Rock? by Premo_Maggot · · Score: 2, Informative

      Duh, they're using Duct Tape Mod.

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    4. Re:The Rock? by Spock+the+Baptist · · Score: 1

      First it was Science Fiction,
      next was comics,
      and now video/computer games.

      Hollywood's eternal quest to milk every genre of every medium to the maximum extent possible.

      What do you want to bet that Halo's next.

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    5. Re:The Rock? by Phleg · · Score: 1

      Oh god, is that the one where the marine has fully-clothed sex with an imp?

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    6. Re:The Rock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is nothing new. Think Mortal Combat, Final Fantasy, Super(bleh)Mario Brothers,Street Fighter (yeah the shitty one with Van Damme), etc... I am sure there are more but that is enough to make the point

  2. Only for paying members? by Hikaru79 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I was able to watch it high-res for free here: http://media.filmforce.ign.com/media/490/490104/vi ds_1.html

    1. Re:Only for paying members? by bluephone · · Score: 1

      THIS is why God gave us mod points. Thank you very much good sir.

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    2. Re:Only for paying members? by stevey · · Score: 2, Informative
    3. Re:Only for paying members? by jakobgrimstveit · · Score: 1

      Anybody got a non-shockwave version of this trailer for us less fortunate? As if WMV and RAM-files wasn't bad enough.

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    4. Re:Only for paying members? by kwoff · · Score: 1

      Would someone actually pay to see an advertisement?

  3. God Mode by daeley · · Score: 5, Funny

    I tried hitting IDDQD during the trailer so I could make the movie not suck, but it didn't work. Sorry guys.

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    1. Re:God Mode by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 1

      So this "GM" guy must have been lying to us all this time!

  4. Thats nice by hobotron · · Score: 2, Funny


    but where is Uwe Boll?

    Oh well as long as they dont say the interdemensional portal was opened as the result of a TCP/IP stack overflow it cant be that bad.

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  5. The Rock by BigZaphod · · Score: 0

    The Rock is awesome. He mixes exactly the right amounts of camp and talent to make the best... "special" movies - the kind you sit down to enjoy with friends and an excessively large bucket of popcorn. Awww yeah. Movies that take themselves too seriously are boring.

    1. Re:The Rock by Seumas · · Score: 1

      I'm one of those people who likes watching movies with Dwayne Johnson in the, too. I hate professional wrestling, but The Rock really does bring just the right amount of acting (and honestly, he isn't terrible - maybe he just needs a film to let him actually act in it instead of what they've been giving him). He was great in Standing Tall and the movie about the girl who ran away to the jungle that he had to go after. Scorpion King was okay, but not great.

      I'd really like to see him do a movie that's more than just action. Back in the days of Boiler Room, I said I wanted to see Vin Diesel do some action flicks (big mistake). But I think Dwayne Johnson actually could be good in both action and serious roles. Maybe even comedy.

      I'll even excuse the fact that every female I know says they want to pour chocolate sauce all over his chest and lick it off.... Ick.

    2. Re:The Rock by shawb · · Score: 1

      Honestly, his campy over the top style of acting might be well suited for stage rather than screen. On stage the movements and emotions have to be exaggerated quite a bit so the audience can really feel it from a distance. Hmm... or maybe it's just that pro-wrestling basically is a stage play. Usually and old school good vs evil morality play at that. Just with more body slams.

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    3. Re:The Rock by Lisandro · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've been told The Rock was hillarious in "Be cool" by several friends of mine, though i haven't seen that movie yet. Still, he has a star for action movies, with the right mixture of charisma and ass-kicking - like you said, he was great in "Walking tall" and "The rundown"

          PS: Vin Diesel was excellent on "Knockarround guys", one of his very few movies i can stand watching.

    4. Re:The Rock by Digital11 · · Score: 1

      BTW... It's Walking Tall, not Standing Tall... And The Rundown was about him chasing a guy, not a girl.

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    5. Re:The Rock by Seumas · · Score: 1

      I confess, I don't remember anything about The Rundown except Rosario Dawson.

      Mmmmm.....

  6. No portals? by Jarlsberg · · Score: 2, Informative

    The teaser trailer seems to say that the discovery the of last 10 percent of the human genome is what makes the creatures into what they are. No mention of hell or portals at all. Hmmf.

    Still, it doesn't look half bad.

    The site seems broken, but this link worked for me: http://streamingmovies.ign.com/filmforce/article/6 36/636398/doom_trailer_072505_wmvlowwide.wmv

    1. Re:No portals? by dusik · · Score: 1

      Yep, and if you prefer .MOV to .WMV, here's the link: http://ffmovies.ign.com/filmforce/video/article/63 6/636398/doom_trailer_072505_qthighwide.mov

      (this one's high res)

    2. Re:No portals? by joeljkp · · Score: 1

      And if you want it in Ogg, I'll have it on my website sometime soon:

      http://fmp.homelinux.org/

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    3. Re:No portals? by vigilology · · Score: 1

      Brave man, putting a movie on your 'home linux' computer and pasting the link to Slashdot :-)

    4. Re:No portals? by joeljkp · · Score: 1

      I have the bandwidth limited :-)

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    5. Re:No portals? by Spoing · · Score: 2, Funny
      The teaser trailer seems to say that the discovery the of last 10 percent of the human genome is what makes the creatures into what they are. No mention of hell or portals at all. Hmmf.

      Yep, those people in the future will find the last 10 percent. Yep. Future men. On Mars.

      Are all the people involved with this movie morons?

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    6. Re:No portals? by Linus+Torvaalds · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No mention of hell or portals at all.

      That can't be right! They said "every effort was being made to make the movie faithful to the game"! Surely they weren't being dishonest?

    7. Re:No portals? by m4dm4n · · Score: 1

      It's called making a movie out of news headlines and whats currently on peoples minds. Hmm Doom for the name, all these evil scientists and that satanic genome crap, etc etc. That Roald Dahl story with the story writing machine in it. Sometimes I think it came true, but it was hollywood that got it. Press a button, hold down the action pedal, with brief dabs on the romance pedal.

    8. Re:No portals? by rev_sanchez · · Score: 1

      They'd have been better off having a good player play a game of Doom 3 on a really nice machine, capturing the gameplay, editing out the hunt for switches/key cards, editing it for time, and showing that. Doom 3 had about as much of a plot as most crappy sci fi/action/horror movies.

      bad scientist + monsters + super monster + super tough good guy + monster fodder = game plot = movie plot

      I can't really fault them for not wanting to be like Ghosts of Mars but ripping off slightly better movies isn't the answer.

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    9. Re:No portals? by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      The teaser trailer seems to say that the discovery the of last 10 percent of the human genome is what makes the creatures into what they are. No mention of hell or portals at all. Hmmf.

      Watch the last few seconds of the trailer. There is most definately a portal and a demon walking through it.

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    10. Re:No portals? by Baikala · · Score: 1

      That "Ghosts of Mars" reference is a joke right?
      I'm a Carpenter fan as much as anybody but you must admit that "Ghost of Mars" is crap.

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  7. Vin Diesel ... by The+NPS · · Score: 0, Troll

    This one's going to be another lousy movie. Vin Diesel's only good when you don't take him seriously.

    The only thing that'd save the movie now is if they used the theme from e1m1 from the original game.

    1. Re:Vin Diesel ... by AutopsyReport · · Score: 3, Funny

      Vin Diesel's only good when he dresses up like The Rock.

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    2. Re:Vin Diesel ... by The+NPS · · Score: 0, Troll

      I think also, that Vin Diesel isn't someone who will play a character effectively, rather, a character will be written around Vin Diesel. Blah.

    3. Re:Vin Diesel ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey dumbass... he was making a joke. The movie stars The Rock not Vin Diesel.

  8. bullcrap! by Rs_Conqueror · · Score: 1
    I'm very disappointed. I saw guys with flashlights on their weapons. I mean if "I" can't get guns with flashlights taped to the barrel why the hell should they???

    [/sarcasim]

    This looks like it may turn out to be a half decent sci-fi thriller movie. I'm almost giddy to see how well it turns out.

    1. Re:bullcrap! by snorklewacker · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm very disappointed. I saw guys with flashlights on their weapons. I mean if "I" can't get guns with flashlights taped to the barrel why the hell should they???

      Because Vin Diesel already did Pitch Black.

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    2. Re:bullcrap! by Premo_Maggot · · Score: 1

      Jeez, you could've. http://ducttape.glenmurphy.com/

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  9. Wouldn't want to be him by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 1

    I didn't see the trailer, but I checked the stills. Is this an appropriate time to start taking bets on the black guy's lifespan in nanoseconds?

    1. Re:Wouldn't want to be him by Seumas · · Score: 1

      "The black guy"? Do you mean "The Rock"?

      As the main character, I would guess - the entire movie?

    2. Re:Wouldn't want to be him by sycotic · · Score: 1

      You really should watch the trailer, dude.

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    3. Re:Wouldn't want to be him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Rock's samoan, although its probably not big enough a distinction for most people.

    4. Re:Wouldn't want to be him by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 1

      No. Of course not. This guy.

    5. Re:Wouldn't want to be him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Insert joke about visibility of black people in dark environments.

    6. Re:Wouldn't want to be him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, to someone who says "the black guy will die in nanoseconds", I doubt there is a difference. Hence the proper reply.

    7. Re:Wouldn't want to be him by Brainboy · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't all of the team die, minus The Rock?

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  10. HEY! by sithsasquatch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where's the little face and stuff at the bottom of the screen? I need to know how much ammo The Rock has left.

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    1. Re:HEY! by russellh · · Score: 1

      Where's the little face and stuff at the bottom of the screen? I need to know how much ammo The Rock has left.

      yes, also the picture should be about 40% of the screen, the rest filled with a marble pattern.

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    2. Re:HEY! by @madeus · · Score: 1

      yes, also the picture should be about 40% of the screen, the rest filled with a marble pattern.

      Ah, a Sega Saturn owner!

  11. Well by AutopsyReport · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The coolest part of that trailer was the end with the huge Doom logo, since it, let's face it, kicks ass.

    Unfortunately, the rest of the trailer looks like an advertisement for most other movies of this genre. I was really hoping the Doom concept would carry over some unique ideas and reasons to watch the movie beyond the popular title, but I don't think this movie is going to be any different. And that's a shame.

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    1. Re:Well by Wraithfighter · · Score: 1
      Well, it should be noted that this is a TEASER trailer. No big concept, no high science fiction preaching, just enough explosions and monsters and hard rock music to wet our appetites and to make us be eagerly anticipating its release.

      A more informative trailer will probably be released in a month or two.

      Besides, its a movie based on Doom. What were you expecting, sci-fi on the level of 2001 or Blade Runner?

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    2. Re:Well by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      > What were you expecting, sci-fi on the level of 2001 or Blade Runner?

      That would be very nice.

      I for one would rather get the BR Director's Cut DVD that go see Doom The Movie.

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    3. Re:Well by Mr.Dippy · · Score: 1

      half way through the trailer I was like "I've seen this, oh yeah, Resident Evil!" God I hate Hollywood.

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    4. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well... good for you.

      Thanks for sharing that glittering insight into your deeply personal tastes.

      Whelp, I'm gonna go find a magazine and pinch a loaf, personally. Since we're sharing and all, and not within a mile of on-topic.

  12. Pay? by Bin_jammin · · Score: 1

    Why would I pay to see the preview of a movie I'll have to pay to see? Or perhaps I'm having a revelation, realizing that movie costs have skyrocketed because they've been showing so many previews before the movie?

    1. Re:Pay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh? Pay? I just followed the link and I'm currently downloading a .mov, no mention of payment at all. In fact I was given the option of streaming or downloading in various formats and resolutions, quite nice of them, even if the website itself isn't of my liking.

  13. The Future by wishus · · Score: 5, Funny

    We can put men on Mars, but we can't nuke a research facility from orbit?

    That's like.... a bummer.

    1. Re:The Future by Phleg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Who needs nukes? Everyone gets this wrong. Everyone except Heinlein, that is. The real tactic is to drop rocks. Large rocks with sufficient momentum to obliterate anything within a ten-mile radius of the impact point.

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    2. Re:The Future by PhilHibbs · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Rocks are a bit big, and you typically have to drag them in from way over there. Nukes are nice and small for a given yield, thus cheaper to lug around. I guess there might be circumstances in which rocks make sense, such as when you've got plenty of time to prepare and have a good solar system transport infrastructure.

    3. Re:The Future by @madeus · · Score: 1

      Who needs nukes? Everyone gets this wrong. Everyone except Heinlein, that is. The real tactic is to drop rocks.

      And to think, we've wasted so many resources on building and researching nuclear weapons, when it would have been more effective and far easier to deploy a giant catapult!

  14. I didn't put it in the subject... by Lisandro · · Score: 1

    ...because it's my opinion, but am i the only one *completely* let down by the trailer? It looks.. mmm, cheap - the sets, the costumes, weapons, even the non-CGI monsters we've been told so much about. Not to mention giving away a major (at least from the game) part of the story at the very end, or the whacky story (human genome, eh?)

        By the way, Rottentomatoes.com is now hosting the same high quality trailer from IGN, without crappy subscriptions.

    1. Re:I didn't put it in the subject... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree 100%. It looked very cheap indeed. Yet Another Science Creation Attacking It's Creator movie is what it sounds like...

      Then again, cheap movies are a lot of fun if you turn on the mute button and do the talking yourself with some friends, a la MST3k. Beer optional, but recommended.

      Definately not something to spend $8 on at the movie theatre; Wait for it to be in the $.99 rental section of the video stores.

    2. Re:I didn't put it in the subject... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the hell would you know all this from the meager 30 seconds of clips?

    3. Re:I didn't put it in the subject... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think "completely" might be an understatement.
      It looks aweful and incredibly cheap.
      Like it was made-for tv, it reminds me of something I would see on the sci-fi channel.

    4. Re:I didn't put it in the subject... by AzraelKans · · Score: 1

      but am i the only one *completely* let down by the trailer?

      No, I feel so let down I even did a comic and a mini review about it.

      http://www.conxdesigns.com/blog/index.php?id=20

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    5. Re:I didn't put it in the subject... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he just used his eyes.

  15. Hell? by irby0 · · Score: 1

    If I don't see some Hell, I am going to be disappointed. I mean- what is Doom without Hell?

    1. Re:Hell? by Glytch · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Answer: Resident Evil.

    2. Re:Hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...on Mars.

    3. Re:Hell? by mink · · Score: 1

      So that would make it a film version of Martian Gothic: Unification.

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  16. RE...in space? by Rolling_Go · · Score: 1

    I swear that's what this movie is. Oh man we figured out the human genome now we have to inject us some T-Virus...except ON MARS. Unless this trailer is a giant ruse and figuring out the genome made marines super strong to fight villains when a portal from hell opened. Sadly, I don't think that's the case.

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    1. Re:RE...in space? by mink · · Score: 1

      Sounds like Martian Gothic: Unification to me.

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  17. Er..humm by WarlockD · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Its going to be an "eh" movie. I mean look at it, just watching the trailer it looks like no one cares about acting in it.

    God, at the very least they could of used teleporters for the excuse everything is going to hell. That whole "something in the water" story is getting old.

  18. Another anti-science movie by Wylfing · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Gah, what is with this. Instead of using the plain old horror story plot where a doorway to Hell gets opened up (i.e., although this is a run-of-the-mill horror plot it's still perfectly good stuff), it looks like they've turned this into yet another anti-science movie. Oh noes! Our creations are turning against us! Fear science! Fear progress!

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  19. Doom Tralier by amiami · · Score: 1

    I have had all the doom games and plan on getting this one it is a super big hit around work. I think it s crazy whats going on Rockstar Games for GTA4 its a game exercise your right not to buy it but dont take my or my familys right to purchase material that we may find funny or amusing like Doom or GTA series. Anyways back on topic I would like to see the trailer but really cant wait for the game to come out so I can play it not watch it. Which when my girl finds out I have it I will be watching the game lol. Always fun to read what other people havee to say and hope you enjoyed this little tid bit about dooms trailer WHICH WILL ROCK HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

  20. Two Things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. I am the only one very disappointed by the creative licensing they are taking with this movie? I mean, how do you go from hellspawn to genetically altered humans?


    2. Why the hell wasn't this article considered FRONT PAGE MATERIAL?

  21. Karl Urban by Blaaguuu · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Im more itnerested in seeing the movie for Karl Urban. a much more interestign actor, imo. he played Eomer in the Lord of the Rings movies, and the russian assassin in The Bourne Supremacy. I kinda like The Rock too, though. he does a great job of overacting while keeping it fun. Howerver, i thought the teaser made it look a lot like the Resident Evil movie... which isnt a great thing, in my book...

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  22. Ah Hollywood! by Redline · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't wait to see these hacks butcher the Quake 2 movie.
    Seriously, how do you fuck up Doom? A marine on Mars shoots demons. That is not a lot of plot to shred, but they somehow managed. This looks more like the bastard stepchild of Resident Evil and Alien 4.
    At least those two stinkers had hot chicks instead of The Rock.

    1. Re:Ah Hollywood! by joper90 · · Score: 1

      It does contain hell. http://www.doommovie.com/ and read the story.. I seem to remeber in DooM (the new version) they had both zombies and demons? the site (and story) mentions portals 'and all hell brakes loose'

    2. Re:Ah Hollywood! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 'zombies' became such after encounters with burning souls. Also the uniforms look nothing like doom, and there are too many people.

    3. Re:Ah Hollywood! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, it seems to be carefully worded so that "opened a door" and "all hell has broken loose" could be metamorphic.

  23. Diesel was also in Saving Private Ryan by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

    Vin was also in Saving Private Ryan. They guy trying to help the little girl and who the sniper used for bait IIRC. Like Dwayne, some of there roles are dumb, but the more I see these guys being interviewed and learn of their business dealings the more I realize that they are far smarter than some of the characters they play.

  24. So.. by lowmagnet · · Score: 3, Funny

    Everybody's mentioned the flashlights. How about the fact that they have more than one character on the screen without the framerate dropping to 3fps?! Amazing!

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    1. Re:So.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a programming trick. They capped the framerate to 25fps. At least some original DooM content.

  25. Direct link to high-res .mov by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right click, save target here: http://ffmovies.ign.com/filmforce/video/article/63 6/636398/doom_trailer_072505_qthighwide.mov ~30MB (Have not tried it yet, but it should work)
    <rant>Had to search for this link in the source, since the flash-based download windows didn't work... Why can't people have simple links instead of javapopups, flash and all the other shit??? It's not as if HTML doesn't work!</rant>

  26. Not just teleportation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You guys realise that there was OTHER research going on at mars, right? For all we know the whole 'final 10% of the human genome' is what they THINK may have caused the problem when it was really part of some secret teleportation experiments that only the scientists with higher clearance knew about(if I remember clearly ONLY the people with higher clearance in Doom 3 knew about the experiments with teleportation).

  27. Missing Hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It could make sense all this human genome stuff in the trailer, Can't remember the quote exactly, or where it came from, but it goes along the lines of "The door to hell can be found in the human soul"

    Therefore it could be they unlock hell by delving too deeply into the genome. Far-fetched I'll admit, but it is supposed to be fiction right?

  28. Problems by vertinox · · Score: 2, Funny

    Things that we already know that may make this movie not suck:

    1. No hell.
    2. No Doom Space Marine armor.
    3. The guy was supposed to be the last person alive.

    What we don't know that may make this movie not suck:

    1. The virus came from hell.
    2. The Rock weilds a chainsaw, double barrel shotgun, and the BFG all before the end of the movie.
    3. The Rock is last person alive, dons on the Doom Space Marine armor, and takes the super stim pack and starts a World Wrestling Federation type of scene with the end demon and punches it's head off after body slamming it and then doing a double suflex off the top rope while playing the E1M1 sound track with real guitar riffs and at the closing scene goes back to earth and the rabbits head is on a pike while the cities are smoldering.

    But one can only hope...

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    1. Re:Problems by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Whoops... The first line should say "make this movie suck". Would you really think that not having hell in the movie would make it not suck?

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    2. Re:Problems by Allison+Geode · · Score: 1

      3. The guy was supposed to be the last person alive.

      you've never played doom co-op?

  29. whatever by Xud · · Score: 1

    The only real thing that would make this movie watchable is if the rock ruined some zombies sh*t with a chanisaw, and even then it still might suck.

  30. decoding of the genome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ummm. Am I going to be the only one who comments on the fact that we live in the post-genomic age.
    As in, They allready finished decoding the human genome!
    A YEAR AGO!

    -AC

  31. Zombies...why did it have to be zombies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was hoping they had seen the error of their ways. Seriously, the marines even LOOK LIKE the guys from RE1 the movie. They have the same black outfits and usual "Rifles with flashlights" they always have. Human genome? I want to see cyberdemons dammit.

    Where's the chainsaws? Where's the Pulse Rifle? Where's the BFGS!?!

    I swear if there's no imps and pinky in there...