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Creative Zens Ship with Worms

An anonymous reader writes "Engadget reports about 3700 Creative Zen "Neeons" shipped with a virus. The virus in question was the W32.Wullik.B@mm worm. Creative released a statement today to help consumers pinpoint the possibly effected devices."

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  1. Why do I somehow think that.. by postgrep · · Score: 5, Funny

    iPod and Mac zealots are now going to proclaim that "iPods don't get viruses!" ?

    1. Re:Why do I somehow think that.. by DeafByBeheading · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, no. All they need to do is figure out how to spread the worm to the iPod. Then it will be an iPod killer.

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  2. Not the first, won't be the last by jarich · · Score: 5, Funny
    Microsoft did this a few years back if memory serves.

    When you run Windows, you must run anti-virus ~all~ the time!

  3. Yay for machine translation... by Gurezaemon · · Score: 1, Funny

    Speaking as someone who translates from Japanese to English for a living, the quality of the so-called "translation" spat out by Babelfish make me feel a lot better about my long-term job security...

    1. Re:Yay for machine translation... by MadCow42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      >> the quality of the so-called "translation" spat out by Babelfish make me feel a lot better about my long-term job security...


      It don't make me feel so goods about you job security. q:]

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  4. Re:I swear I'm not a grammar geek by Fred_A · · Score: 4, Funny

    Haven't you noticed yet that on the Intarweb you can use any vowel in place of any other ?

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  5. Probably... by Knome_fan · · Score: 4, Funny

    because you are desparately trying to start a flamewar?

  6. homophones by ajs318 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Scrawny man in PE kit, about to lift a small weight: "Will this affect me?"

    Muscular man, lifting two larger weight with each hand: "Look at the effect it had on me!"

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  7. They not only didn't virus check... by term8or · · Score: 3, Funny

    These people don't even know how to grammer check their press release...

    It was verified that it is the possibility the extermination possible worm type virus of the risk which is called to the player itself of Creative Zen of the digital audio player who it was produced was shipped from shipment preparation and late July this each time in our company Neeon "W32.Wullik.B@mm" having mixed low.

    OK. The actual problem is probably not serious as far as I can tell, since running the virus software is not automatic on installation (which I bet is done by a super user or admin). But really, this is not professional and someone ought to get the sack. And the person who wrote the press release ought to be retrained as a petrol station attendant.

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  8. Insanity is king... by martian67 · · Score: 1, Funny

    With the defectiveness of our company, we apologize the fact that very much annoyance was applied the customer and to the related everyone deeply.

    So its true what they say about the "Creative" process, its often linked to mental impairment :D

  9. In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The author of W32.Wullik.B@mm is suing Creative Zen for copyright infringement under the DMCA.

  10. Zen has a worm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe Avon can fix it with the help of Orac.

  11. Re:Product Liability by Lil-Bondy · · Score: 1, Funny

    victim as in the actual person that gets mudered?? i hope not, or we have a zombie on our hands

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  12. Re:Product Liability by Relic · · Score: 1, Funny

    I seem to recall Gamespy Arcade shipped with some form of nimda.

    So a virus piggybacking on a virus.

  13. We should applaud Creative by RyoShin · · Score: 2, Funny

    After all, they've saved countless users entire minutes by cutting out the middle man and having an already-installed virus. This could potentially teach the unsuspecting public about the harm and danger of viruses with an in-your-face attitude.

    Microsoft should definately start doing this.

  14. Re:IPOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    For about $100 more than the top of the line iPod, you can get an entry level laptop at Sears, Walmart, Circuit City, etc...

    Of course, the laptop wont fit into your pocket quite as well.

  15. Now that's what I call a ... by un1xl0ser · · Score: 1, Funny

    iPod Killer.

    Creative is taking it WAY too far.

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  16. Re:I swear I'm not a grammar geek by nomadic · · Score: 1, Funny

    Indibutaly!

  17. Re:IPOD by Mark+Gillespie · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's what flaming is about. 1 sided views are compulsary...

  18. Re:Product Liability by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or add "Do Not Resuscitate" to your patient record. Or replace all instances of "appendectomy" with "gender reassignment surgery". Or... hang on, my tinfoil hat is slipping...

  19. LOL!!! by http101 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally, Creative products ship with software that actually works!

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  20. They could have spun this much better by bullitB · · Score: 2, Funny

    Come on, Creative, where was marketing on this?

    "Yeah, our players have virii, but they're removable...like our batteries!"

    "Sure you'll get your computer hopelessly infected with a virus, but as you're reinstalling Windows, you'll be able to listen to FM radio!"

    "Don't worry, our Stik-On MP3 player stickers are totally virus-proof."

  21. Re:I swear I'm not a grammar geek by geminidomino · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, when a mommy iPod and a daddy iPod love each other very much...

  22. Homophones? Must mean Apple's new phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
  23. Re:Product Liability by pyrrhonist · · Score: 2, Funny
    Having to re-install Windows is a pain, sure, but no-one dies.

    We all die a little inside when forced to re-install Windows.

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