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GTA: San Andreas to be Re-Released Next Week

404Ender writes "According to GameStop and EB, the wildly successful Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas will finally be re-released without the controversial "Hot Coffee" content and clean of anything that might demand an AO rating. Will this be the first game in a series of many to come that will be pulled off the market to be changed due to questionable content? How long before a Hot Coffee replacement mod is produced?"

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  1. OK... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    so can someone get me a coffee, please?

  2. GTA: Old England released by HugePedlar · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Warm Tea" mod. Controversy ensues.

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    1. Re:GTA: Old England released by JPriest · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't give them any ideas, for most other games releasing the same game with a different city would be considered an "expansion pack".

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    2. Re:GTA: Old England released by One+Childish+N00b · · Score: 2, Informative

      If I remember rightly, for the GTA: London game, everything bar the engine was changed - missions, cars, maps, etc - are you seriously suggesting that unless you change the underlying game engine (or even use a completely different one) it's not a different game?

      I'm an avid Rockstar entheusiast, I own every single GTA game that's been released and quite a bit of the rest of their catalogue too, and I really don't see your point - they dont just change the city, they change *the entire game* apart from the engine, something that most regular gamers don't really know or care much about.

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    3. Re:GTA: Old England released by eggsome · · Score: 2, Funny

      LOL
      I totaly had an image of "english porno" in my head from Family Guy.

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  3. So it'll be an empty box then... by laptop006 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Otherwise how will it be "clean of anything that might demand an AO rating"?

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    1. Re:So it'll be an empty box then... by LordEd · · Score: 2, Funny

      only if they make it so the box can't be altered for any other use.

    2. Re:So it'll be an empty box then... by PhotoBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Good point. I could remove the cover from the case and print a picture of tub girl on the back of it. We clearly must ban San Andreas now before children everywhere are exposed to this disgusting mod! Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children???

  4. Maddox said it best... by Zone-MR · · Score: 4, Funny

    Read his page on the hot coffee mod...

    Thank God. I'll be the first person to download and patch my PC version of "Grand Theft Auto." I want to shoot people in the face, bang prostitutes, traffic drugs, steal cars, and terrorize police officers without this filthy smut in my game.

    1. Re:Maddox said it best... by FauxPasIII · · Score: 4, Funny

      > I want to shoot people in the face, bang prostitutes, traffic drugs, steal cars, and
      > terrorize police officers without this filthy smut in my game.

      -nod- Mass murder, destruction of property, robbery and prostitution are one thing (er... four), but showing
      C.J. having consensual sex with his girlfriend? Dear God, man, there are CHILDREN playing this game !

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    2. Re:Maddox said it best... by Total_Wimp · · Score: 4, Funny

      I just want to know where I can still get the origional. I've never cared about GTA before, but now that there's content that's forbiden, I must find a way to get it.

      Let me know when you find something. I'll be surfing for hot nude teens while waiting.

      TW

    3. Re:Maddox said it best... by ttldkns · · Score: 2, Informative

      try ordering a copy from the UK, the seemingly only sane country to still be selling the original version. And you yanks call us brits prude!

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    4. Re:Maddox said it best... by eggz128 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well it was an 18 cert to start with anyway here.

    5. Re:Maddox said it best... by FauxPasIII · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > I'm not sure if your comment was meant to be ironic

      Then you need to recalibrate your irony detector ;)

      > I know its an old argument, but stupid parents are the problem

      I agree with the sentiment, but in this case I think it's a societal uptightness about sex. I never cease to be
      astonished by the levels of tolerance people have for gore and violence, so much so I can barely sit through what
      qualifies for an R rating these days, but they have no tolerance whatsoever for the natural and wonderful act of
      sex. The fact that we see the truly astonishing level of violence we do on the same stations that flew completely
      off the handle when Janet Jackson's tit flopped out for a tenth of a second says something really dark and
      disturbing about our society's appetites.

      Now, I don't think we should censor ANY of this stuff, although I'm fully in favor of labelling and warning people
      so they can make educated choices, but if I had to choose between a sex scene and a guy getting lit on fire,
      it's not a tough decision. =)

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    6. Re:Maddox said it best... by Legendof_Pedro · · Score: 3, Funny

      if I had to choose between a sex scene and a guy getting lit on fire, it's not a tough decision. =)

      Wow, both those thing turn me on....

    7. Re:Maddox said it best... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I picked up my copy at Best Buy during the controversy but before the rerating. The price tag obscured the ESRB rating on the front of the box.

      The original distributor of the Hot Coffee mod has withdrawn it from his site. You have to get it from others now and hope you're not also installing malware.

      GTA:SA now has a patch available for the PC version that fixes some bugs and blocks the Hot Coffee mod. I haven't heard of anyone unbundling the patch to apply the bug fixes and not the mod blocker.

      The UK version didn't require rerating, but they may also have rereleased it there without the content withdrawn from the US market (single build source and the minigame not part of the localization), or had the aforementioned patch applied. If so, you might not be able to discern the difference from the packaging, and I don't think amazon.co.uk will ship software out of the country. (They won't ship toys either.)

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  5. hrm.... by xao+gypsie · · Score: 2, Funny

    How long before a Hot Coffee replacement mod is produced?

    for computers, I would say roughly 30 seconds.

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  6. This could lead to... by silasthehobbit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Them then re-releasing the Hot Coffee version as a special adult-only don't-have-to-hack-the-code release (which I'm guessing some people would buy) and making MORE money from this. Which would be exactly the opposite that the original complainants were attempting to achieve, no?

    1. Re:This could lead to... by jcuervo · · Score: 5, Funny
      Have one version M, which is like its now and another version as AO with everything the designers ever wanted and thought was taboo.
      ...Replacing the chick with a goat?
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  7. Moot point? by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Um, I don't know about you guys, but as I see it GTA is not something suitable for kids regardles off the amount of booty shown.

    Any game with that amount of violence should be adults only. It's funny as hell, but it really does demand a mature mind... IMHO anyways.

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    1. Re:Moot point? by Karaman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, it depends on the mind of the kid. Some of them are well too matured for their age and already know that killing a cop is something you do in a computer game only, not in real life :)

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  8. More time for violence by picz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally. No more distractions from sex and pr0n. More time for pure slaughter and massacres of innocent bystanders. /picz

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  9. IN OTHER NEWS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This just in, Rockstar North pulled a "Speilberg" today by re-releasing their "GTA:San Andreas" game without any guns, sex, or even reckless driving available.

    First impressions of the game seem to be mixed, as you're only allowed to walk around town and wave to people.

    More news, as this develops.

    1. Re:IN OTHER NEWS by m4dm4n · · Score: 4, Funny

      First mission, making it through sunday church without falling asleep.

  10. Double standards by Durzel · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The crazy thing about GTA:SA is that speaks volumes about the differences in cultures between the US and other countries.

    For example, here in the UK, GTA:SA - and its predecessors - got an 18 rating straight off the bat. That's the highest rating ELSPA (The Entertainment and Leisure Software Publishers Association, equivalent to your ESRB/IEMA) gives to video games over here. I guess its functionally equivalent to your AO rating.

    Although I'm not an expert on classifications I'm sure it earnt its 18 rating here due to the strong content - extreme violence, grand theft auto, prostitution and so on. The fact that some time down the line a hidden pixellated simulated sex mode was unlocked was just icing on the cake - the game was already strictly limited to adults anyway.

    I am presuming therefore that your M (17+) rating is equivalent to our 15 rating, which presumably means you are quite happy for 15 year old American youths to play out scenes where they can mug people, shoot cops, steal cars, use the services of prostitutes and so forth - but God forbid they see some pixellated nudity and crudely simulated sexual acts.

    Will someone please think of the children! (and give them some guys to protect themselves while you're at it)

    1. Re:Double standards by ivan256 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am presuming therefore that your M (17+) rating is equivalent to our 15 rating, which presumably means you are quite happy for 15 year old American youths to play out scenes where they can mug people, shoot cops, steal cars, use the services of prostitutes and so forth

      Yup. That "17+" clearly stated in there means 15 over on this side of the Atlantic. In fact we subtract two from all positive European integers.

    2. Re:Double standards by Spad · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Correction, GTA:SA and its predecessors got an 18 rating from the BBFC, not ELSPA. ELSPA ratings are an advisory system, whereas the BBFC ratings are legally binding.

      You'll also notice that nobody seems to really care about the Hot Coffee debacle in the UK anyway - the most we've seen are a few references to the "outrage" in the US and Oz.

    3. Re:Double standards by thefirelane · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yup. That "17+" clearly stated in there means 15 over on this side of the Atlantic

      Its the conversion rate.

    4. Re:Double standards by thefirelane · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am presuming therefore that your M (17+)

      In our defense... you can join the military at 17 in the US. It would also be a little stupid to say "you aren't allowed to see violence in video games, if you want to see that... go to Iraq!" In other words, shoot people with computerized guns: not until 18 .. shoot people with real guns: 17

    5. Re:Double standards by aussie_a · · Score: 2, Funny

      you can join the military at 17 in the US. It would also be a little stupid to say "you aren't allowed to see violence in video games, if you want to see that... go to Iraq!" In other words, shoot people with computerized guns: not until 18 .. shoot people with real guns: 17

      Oh I see, so it's okay to not only pretend to kill people, but actually do it in real life as a profession. But seeing sex depicted in a game? Hell no! That better be for Adults Only!

    6. Re:Double standards by Soul-Burn666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well where I live, Israel, the game got a 18+ PEGI rating.
      But that doesn't it stop it from being sold next to other 18+ rated games in general computer stores you can find in any mall.
      I don't know if it's because we have much bigger problems than game regulation or the people here are smart enough to know it doesn't fucking matter. If a kid here wants to play the game, the kid will play the game. If not by buying, then by copying from a friend.
      Moreover, any kid that can find the hot coffee mod on the net, can certainly find more REAL porn than they could ever need. So again the point is moot.

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    7. Re:Double standards by oudzeeman · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm posting this again, because like an idiot I posted it with no formatting the first time

      I wouldn't say they are equvalent. The US probably just has more ratings:
      Early Childhood (EC) 3+
      Everyone (E) - 6+
      Everyone 10+ (E10+)
      Teen (T) 13+
      Mature (M) 17+
      Adults Only (AO)

      Some of your 15 games might end up as T, and others might end up as M in the States.

    8. Re:Double standards by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, ages are all messed up in the United states. If your birthday is in November, you can technically graduate college (in a 4 year program), and be working before you are allowed to start drinking alcohol. (at age 21) Yet you are allowed to vote, at 18. Join the army at 17. Besides what's the difference between M and AO. 1 year. At that rate, they may as well just drop the AO rating, bring M up to 18, and relieve all the confusion.

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    9. Re:Double standards by JesterXXV · · Score: 4, Funny
      ...your M (17+) rating is equivalent to our 15 rating...

      Man, I don't think I'll ever get used to the metric system.

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    10. Re:Double standards by lowrydr310 · · Score: 5, Interesting
      When the whole outrage broke out, I was in Target looking at video games and noticed a sign in place of the GTA:SA stock that read, "Due to mature content, Target will no longer carry Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas"

      While I was reading it, I noticed some little kid buying the latest Fiddy Cent CD. Target stocks a ton of rap CDs, and doesn't restrict sales. I find it odd that a kid can't buy GTA because of some pixellated pr0n, but it's perfectly OK to buy a CD of someone rapping about sexual acts (in some cases violent sexual acts).

    11. Re:Double standards by Astatine · · Score: 2, Informative

      As another poster said, it's a BBFC rating of 18 in the UK, which is stronger than an ELSPA rating. But it's not "functionally equivalent" to the "AO" rating in the US, because all the UK games stores happily stock 18-rated games. (Doom 3 got an 18 from the BBFC too and they all stocked that, for instance.) It's more similar to an "M" rating, except for the 1 year age difference.

    12. Re:Double standards by bopo_the_mofo · · Score: 3, Funny

      In fact we subtract two from all positive European integers ...so American girls can still be size 14.

    13. Re:Double standards by ikkonoishi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
      Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
      Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
      Jules: Then what do they call it?
      Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.
      Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
      Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
      Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
      Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

    14. Re:Double standards by Ayaress · · Score: 2, Informative

      There are reasons for the different standards with video games than other media. Not good reasons, but reasons nonetheless.

      Movies don't get hit as hard anymore because that's played out. There were an army of Jack Thompson types after Hollywood and they all fizzled out. Nobody managed to get a big settlement out of the studios, and the attempts were abandoned. Investment without return, basically. They never got that one key victory that would give them a free ticket to suck every studio dry.

      Music is a different matter. Nearly all the highly offensive content in music is now in rap. Ever heard a femenist complain about rap degrading women? Very rare. Rap has gained a sort of "racial sheild" since it's seen as a primarily black art - most rappers are black, and a large portion of their audience is too. Thusly, an attack on rap can be turned into a racist action. Other music so pales in comparison to gansta rap about bangin' hos and shootin' bros that it falls under the radar.

      Books, now, can get away with absolutely anything. Write a book about demons invading Mars and see how many eyebrows you raise. Now make a game about the same thing, and see how many people sue you. Books get this protection because those who attack video games, movies, or music universally invoke reading as superior storytelling. We're a century past the days when the novel was openly called the decay and end of enlightened civilization. Every attack on a book only hurts attacks on other artforms.

  11. The mod was laughable anyway by DrXym · · Score: 5, Interesting
    If anyone has seen the sex scene in "Team America" between puppets then you know what the "Hot Coffee" mod looks like. Except the mod doesn't even bother to make either participant naked. CJ keeps his clothes on, his girlfriend wears underwear. It's no wonder it was left out because it's pretty lame.

    It's laughable that religious nuts and publicity whores from both parties should seek to decry this tame, lame, disabled mod when the actual:

    • Glorifies gangs
    • Offers numerous ways to murder people including slashing their throats, setting them on fire, cutting them to bits with a chainsaw or just shooting them./li>
    • Murdering cops
    • Doing drive bys
    • Stealing cars
    • Robbing houses
    • Firebombing houses
    • Running people over
    • Pimping hookers
    • Blowing up vehicles including aircraft

    Personally I think GTA is a blast and GTA: SA is nothing short of a classic, but the hypocrisy concerning this mod is pathetic.

    1. Re:The mod was laughable anyway by mojotooth · · Score: 2, Funny
      The game features drugs, gangs, prostitution, murders, theft, arson, drive-bys, prostitution, and remote control planes killing people.

      Slim : Uh, you said 'prostitution' twice.

      Don Canneloni : Well, I like it.
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  12. Of course... by Snaller · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... killing and torturing people to death isn't questionable in the US, and so hasn't been removed?

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  13. The wonder of the religious right... by MosesJones · · Score: 2, Insightful


    "SAVE OUR KIDS FROM THIS SMUT"

    Of course the fact that the idea of the game is to kill innocent people and steal cars and is actually NAMED after a felony offence is fine...

    Just don't you dare show any breasts, because breasts are evil, breasts corrupt.

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    1. Re:The wonder of the religious right... by OverlordQ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yup, only on slashdot.

      I think if you'd remember correctly one of the most Vocal was the New York Times and Hillary Clinton . . . I'd severely doubt that they would fall under 'the religious right' under any stretch of the phrase.

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  14. To heck with hot coffee, fix the controls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I bought this game the day it came out, only to find the control setup is horribly broken.

    R* used to be so good about this, its a shame to see them go the route of "just another crappy playstation port" producer. Theyve gone through all this trouble to remove this stupid objectionable content, & completely ignored the glaring bugs that keep the game from being playable.

    Heaven forbid anyone try to use a controller that isnt a carbon copy of the damn PS2 controller! Fuck you Rockstar, you can keep your damn coffee, just give me a usable control scheme!

    1. Re:To heck with hot coffee, fix the controls! by PhilHibbs · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I guess tastes differ, but I have absolutely no problem whatsoever with the PC controls. I don't use a gamepad though, just a laptop keyboard and mouse.

  15. No New mod. by NewStarRising · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The whole point of ther re-release is to remove the "hot Coffee" code.
    There will be no "replacement mod", as there will be (according to TakeTwo) no AO content on the disk.

    It _may_ be possible for some enterprising young hacker to _add_ content to the game, or produce their own mini-game with new content, but that is a different kettle of monkeys.

    Will this be the first of many? How many other games have this content in? And are sold as non-AO? And have sales-figures to match GTA?
    Maybe a few less-than-reputable (note: this does not mean small.) games companies may put offensive content in, purely to publices the removal of it, but this will be a minority.

    Droid 1: Hey, whats all this buzz about hot coffee? It's all over the papers.
    Droid 2: Its a part of GTA they pulled for being rude.
    Droid 1: Can we do that? We could use the publicity.
    Droid 2: Well, our games have no hidden offensive content...
    Droid 1: I'll talk to the programming team.

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  16. AO Rating... by natron+2.0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What still bugs me the most about all this is that they gave it an AO rating when there are games out there such as PLayboy: The Mansion, that get an M rating...something in the rating system is broken.

    1. Re:AO Rating... by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What still bugs me the most about all this is that they gave it an AO rating when there are games out there such as PLayboy: The Mansion, that get an M rating...something in the rating system is broken.

      Yeah, it's broken all right... the GTA never should have gotten an M in the first place.


      Why is it that anyone who's critical of this stupid game gets modded as a Troll or shouted down? It's an offensive game.

      I'm not a pacifist by any stretch of the imagination. Truth be told, a part of me really loves it when someone in the real world does something horrible enough to make me feel morally justified in releasing my anger and pounding the shit out of them.

      I dropped out of uni when I was 17 and went hitchhiking around the country for years, and saw some pretty ugly shit climbing my way out of the streets when I stopped travelling. I've personally, in real life and with my own bare hands, hospitalized people for engaging in the kind of behavior encourages in that game, and I damn well liked doing it.

      That, for me, is the great thing about violent video games that is never appreciated by defenders of either side of this debate. They don't, generally, just have violence for violences sake, but acutally set up situations where, were you placed in them, you could turn loose your vicious side in good conscience and without guilt.

      But that's not what this game is about at all. This game is about going out and engaging your violent side for fun and money. It's in a very small group, populated by the likes of Postal, and distinct within that small group in that it takes itself seriously.

      I feel there is a place in this society for games that encourage you to express the heroic warrior inside. I do not feel there is a place for games that encourage you to express the anti-social violent psychopath inside. I expect I'll feel the same ugly thrill I did beating up pimps and rapists should I ever be forced to beat the shit out of some shopkeeper for selling one to my kid because I couldn't legally have them shut down.

      Enjoy your game.

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  17. Brilliant by ChrisF79 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't know about the rest of you but I always like seeing these sketchy marketing ploys by companies. The fact is, the folks making the Grand Theft Auto games aren't out to be the good guys with a squeaky clean brand so what do they have to lose? They know their games shake up the market and get negative press and that's exactly what they want. So they add in this discoverable scene and keep that press wheel turning. I'm impressed, and I don't think this is the last time we're going to see something like this from their company.

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  18. But it sells millions! by Phudman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder if Sony is still going to rely so damn heavily on the GTA francise now? I believe they once had a no sex policy in Playstation games before.

  19. Not the first game to be pulled by WebGangsta · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Will this be the first game in a series of many to come that will be pulled off the market to be changed due to questionable content?

    If you believe the marketing hype on The Guy Game's website, then there already has been a game pulled for questionable content.

    And by "questionable", I mean supposedly/allegedly containing video of a topless 17-year-old girl who had signed release papers allowing the video to be shot but who later came forward and sued Sony/MSFT/Guy Game for including the underage video in the game.

    I know I've still seen the game on store shelves this week, so I don't know the current status of this lawsuit or whether the game was pulled and released without her video included.

  20. MAJOR Double standards by WidescreenFreak · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No, the main difference is pure psychology. There is technically a one-year difference in the "recommendations" between M (17) and AO (18); however, most chain stores will carry "M" but they absolutely refuse to carry "AO". This is exactly the same thing as theatres that will show "R" rated movies (under 17 must be admitted by parent or guardian) but will absolutely refuse to show "NC-17" (no one under 17) purely because of the psychological stigma that people seem to have against the various ratings.

    Mind you, there are no laws, at least on a nationwide level, that say that stores and theatres must adhere to the ratings of games or movies. They're all purely voluntary. Unfortunately, too many Americans put so much emphasis on ratings that they're completely blindsided and outraged with stupid stuff like the "Hot Coffee" mod occurs.

    I am a red-white-and-blue, flag-waving American conservative, and even I am appalled by the astounding hypocrisy regarding sex. A movie or game can have "F" bombs every third word, blood, violence, death, horror, and destruction and it will receive a mediocre rating of PG-13 or M. But if any sex is involved -- WHOOSH! -- hear that rating skyrocket to R or AO even if there are comparatively few vulgarities, blood, violence, death, horror, and destruction.

    The whole "Hot Coffee" thing is so ridiculously overblown just for the purposes of advancing the political agendas or stealing the spotlight on both sides of the political spectrum that it almost makes you want to engage in violence against the opportunists. So, I guess there might be some validity about video games causing violence, but only when ridiculous accusations and moral condemnations are made against those games. I have no intentions of playing "GTA:SA" just because that's not my type of game, but I still might buy it just to show support for Rockstar.

    If these people are so against sex, then the best thing that they can do for all of us is to not reproduce.

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  21. ...here we go again by brunokummel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, i don't really get it...i mean come on!
    Every now and then i get surprised on how much those critics are really off with their ratings!

    It 's like saying : "It is ok to steal cars, to kill people and to deal drugs, as long as we keep the game 'clean' with no sex content and no swearing!"

    Come on, people!! If children were really influenced by the video-games they play, I'd rather have a kid playing the Old Larry games http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leisure_Suit_Larry than any other violent content game! I mean sex is better than shooting people, right?

    And don't even get me started on swearing! Did you know that the cursing words are not in the same part of your brain where other words are regularly stored? Therefore recent studies have showed that cursing is more a physiological necessity than a habit!

    Let's put the game on as it is and let the children play! I mean if parents are not around to teach their children right from wrong, we cannot expect video-games do that for them !!

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  22. God Forbid... by NardofDoom · · Score: 2, Funny

    God forbid these kids ever go through puberty and actually have sex. They'll be scarred for life!

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  23. Down with GTA! by Rogue+Jedi+X · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who needs this blasphemous piece of software, when you have nice wholesome games like Manhunt?

  24. Re:And we wonder about the lawlessness in NO by StocDred · · Score: 2

    Thank you, Mr. Falwell. The world is truly an easy place to understand once you fix absolute blame on something you personally don't like.

  25. My girlfriend loves motorcycles... by AnomaliesAndrew · · Score: 2, Funny

    Every time I go to visit my girlfriend for Hot Coffee, I steal a dirtbike and take back roads. Then I present the filthy motorcycle to her as a gift.

    She always thanks me and tells me how much she loves it when I give her a dirty Sanchez.

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  26. Re:Good news but... by metamatic · · Score: 2, Informative
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  27. Rockstar Defrauded the ESRB by hchaput · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just a friendly reminder that the Hot Coffee controversy is not about sex in GTA. It's about Rockstar defrauding the ESRB to get a lower rating so GTA would be carried in Walmart and Gamestop and other stores that won't carry AO games. Rockstar was contractually obliged to reveal all content to the ESRB. (I work for a major game developer, not Rockstar, and I know that we must disclose all disk contents to the ESRB.) They didn't disclose the sexual content, and once they were caught they lied about putting on the the disk and tried to blame some hacker who found the enabling bits.

    Game developers can put whatever content they want in their games. Nobody is stopping them. (Not even congress.) But you can't lie about it to the ESRB. Don't get caught up in the "is sex worse than violence?!" argument. That's not the point. The point is that sex won't get carried in Walmart, but sex sells, so Rockstar put sex in the game and lied about it to the ESRB.

    As a game developer, I'm pissed as hell at Rockstar for screwing things up for the rest of us. If you're gonna put sex in the game, at least fess up to it. Don't act all surprised and say, "Goodness, how did that get in there?" What a bunch of cowards.

  28. OK by Treeluvinhippy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For all the Slashdotters who illustrate the point that religious groups and soccer moms are flipping out over a crappy sex scene in a video game, while at the same time condoning the violence need to do one thing.

    Please STFU.

    They do not condone the violence in video games and movies anymore than they do sex. Ok sure, your Mom might not bat an eye about you killing virtual cops, but at the same time will flip out over a little nudity. I'm not talking about her; I'm talking about the organized movements that wish to censor our entertainment for our own good.

    Sex is just the latest taboo for these organizations. These same groups a few years ago have tried to censor games based on the amount of violence. The old timer's here should be telling the younger geeks about the media uproar caused by Doom and other games of the same genre way back in 1993. There was a lot of debating for years that violence in media was a leading cause of violent crime.

    For example, I heard a lot more about how the kids responsible for the massacre at Columbine played FPS, then I did about the lack of the parents saying to themselves, 'Hey my kid has a swastika on his wall and lots of books about Hitler, is a social outcast at school and has an unhealthy fascination regarding death. Maybe I should look into this?'

    However with the gaming companies banding together and creating a rating system it helped soften the violence argument by putting right on the box what the game's content is. The attempts to vilify video games because of violence started to make fewer headlines, for the responsibility is now on the parents. If your kid was playing games that you do not approve of, the fault was now yours. Sure there where still complaints by the hard core, but they were not about to shut up about the issue even if they did succeed at eliminating video games altogether. Sleazy lawyers will also continue to take up these cases as long as they think they can make the slightest bit of profit off of them. However for the time being, we won the battle for the most part.

    However a battle is not a war. If you guys continue to use the argument that "What's the big deal about a little sex in a game where as a player, I'm allowed to commit a shopping list of horrendous crimes?" That's going to bite us on the ass by helping to reignite the violence in video games debate which our opponents will love to see happen.

    Please stop giving the enemy more bullets.

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  29. Finally by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally, a version that's safe for my kids.

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  30. America's Army by chicago_scott · · Score: 2, Funny

    For the love of god won't someone please mod America's Army.

    A taxpayer funded game that shows nudity and sex. What would happen? Would they shutdown the game servers? Stop distributing the games?

    And the most important question of all: How hard would this make me laugh?

  31. Re:My theory by booch · · Score: 2, Funny

    Disabled sex? Now that's just disgusting!

    (Actually, the scene in Monkeyshines was pretty good.)

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