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New Twist on Power Walking
An anonymous reader writes "Carrying a newly designed backpack loaded with between 44 and 84 pounds of gear, users generate enough electricity to simultaneously power an MP3 player, a PDA, night vision goggles, a handheld GPS, a CMOS image decoder, a GSM terminal in talk mode, and Bluetooth."
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might be worth it for over weight kids that want to power their game boy while walking for a change ...
I suppose it'll help build muscle too lol
A walking target for muggers. Or if you went on the London Underground with it, increase your likelihood of being shot by the Met Police exponentially
Not only generating power but instantly increasing your popularity with the fairer sex.
The incredible accuracy of this list of items that the backpack can power quite astounds me.
"Sorry sir, if you want to play WMAs you'll need the extended BackpackWindows version."
"Sorry sir, USB2.0 is not supported. Have you considered using BlueTooth?"
"Sorry sir, federal law requires you to wear night vision goggles while carrying this backpack. Yes, sir, I'm aware it's high noon. Regulations."
"Sorry sir, but is that GSM terminal in talk mode? It is? OK, just checking... some tourists think they can use stand-by mode."
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Great! Now I can assasinate people while listening to the Kill Bill soundtrack!
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...carrying all that gear means that the calls you do make on the GSM device in talk mode sound like heavy breathing pervert-o-calls, and you'll get busted for harrassment :)
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Seems like it would just be way easier to just plug it in at home and live with the fact that I'm only going to get ~16hours out of my iPod, 24hrs of standby on my cellphone... 5hrs out of my laptop. etc.
:D
Alternative energy like this won't really get anybody's interest until it's passive (except all of us. lol). As long as it's more work than plugging it into the wall at home, we'll keep doing just that.
In the meantime, just how many active vibrator's does that translate into?
I think that bringing 30 kg in replacement batteries should last me the entire vacation!
...that this was posted on the same day as the article about the robotic hand?
1 + 1 = 2 (say hello to a new era of beach voyeurism)
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be careful while jogging past another person wearing one with more negative electrons than yours. *ffffZZZZZZZOTTTT* *POOOOM* *smoke smoke*
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What are the chances your average /. user can even heft said backpack?
(images of futuristic schoolyard-bully style backpack swiping ensue)
Now, shake that ass!
Sounds more like "Power *Stalking*" to me...
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Let me put it this way. Which is going to hurt more: A wristwatch dropped onto your foot from a height of three feet, or a 27-inch TV dropped onto your foot from a height of two inches?
The amount of pain is a crude indicator of how much energy can be obtained.
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With all due respect, RTFA. As has been pointed out elsewhere in these comments, the 44-88 pounds is just some arbitrary load whose motion generates the electricity. It can be food, water, contraceptives, whatever you like.
Whoa.. 88lbs. of contraceptives? Whew, I'll get tired just from carrying them before I actually get a chance to use them.
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It took a while but I finally found a picture of it. It doesn't look too bad, and actually does look eco-friendly.