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  1. Re:No. Microsoft Goal is unchanged. on Is Microsoft Improving Its Image? · · Score: 1

    Buying an application has nothing to do with "owning" it. Read the EULA: you are not the owner.

    It's been more than 20 years since closed-source software vendors started forcing they customers to update (read: buy a new release) their applications by constantly changing file formats.

  2. Re:Nobody remembers Dr. Fiorella Terenzi? on Stellar Seismologists Record "Music" From Stars · · Score: 1

    Just unbelievely kitch.

  3. Re:Did they figure it out, or did he? on Teen Plays Videogame With Brain Signals · · Score: 1
    Of course. How do you think you learned to manipulate objects with your hands?


    I ddidnt' llrnnt
  4. Re:cost of living. on Where the Highest Paying Tech Jobs Are · · Score: 1

    That's good news!

    In USA you will fly. You will touch the sky with you po^H^Hfingers. Even if you are a cockroach.

  5. Re:Could care less about size... on 7.5 Micron Thick RFID Tag · · Score: 1

    If I RFID tag each one, I want to be able to run a wand past all the documents and inventory all 100,000 documents in 15 minutes.


    100,001 including you. In SSSRFID Russia books count you.
  6. Re:Why? on Debian GNU/Solaris · · Score: 1

    Is it so strange if someone wants to change his car's engine while keeping all the rest?

  7. Obligatory joke on Allen Telescope Array In Action · · Score: 2, Funny


    350 anntennas array?
    Imagine a beowulf cluster of this!

  8. Re:Easy on Owning Your Own IP at a Company? · · Score: 1

    ...I'm not an IP layer, you insensitive clod.

    But I would suggest using IPv6.

  9. Poisonous darts for dolphins... on Armed Dolphins Released Into Gulf of Mexico · · Score: 1

    ...why don't just use altready poisonous or dangerous fishes?

    "came on, bite that ass!
    No, no! That one!
    NO! Bad do^H^H piranha! "

  10. Re:Dumb Drives on Hard Drives Made for RAID Use · · Score: 1

    Sorry but you are forgettin' one of the market laws that make EIDE disks so cheap: more you build, less they cost.
    Hard drives built customized for RAID usage will never be cheaper than standard EIDE disks.

  11. Re:The simpler the better on Ultimate Software Developer Setup? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Windows. You need them.

    No, no, and no!

  12. Re:Ahhh yes, computer speaker ratings on 20 Things They Don't Want You to Know · · Score: 1


    Hey! Check out my new 3000 W PMPO speakers! It means...
    People May Party Overnight

  13. Re:My Intrusion Prevention System on Intrusion Prevention and Active Response · · Score: 1

    I'm protecting my computer by pouring yogurt into the ethernGHGFJFOEWJK#@ NO CARRIER

    I doubt that dropping an ethernet connection you'll receive a "NO CARRIER" message, but let's give a tr..................... Session timed out

  14. Re:why is this new? why a backpack? on New Twist on Power Walking · · Score: 1
    Now, shake that ass!


    I'm not a lap-top dancer, you insensitive clod!

  15. Re:why is this new? why a backpack? on New Twist on Power Walking · · Score: 2, Funny

    why not use wrist- or ankle-mounted generators...?


    Now, shake that ass!
  16. My CLI... on Top 8 Reasons HCI is in its Stone Age · · Score: 1


    works well.

  17. Re:Scene in the Oval Office: on Space Penguin Could Hop Around The Moon · · Score: 1

    Scientist: "Mr. President, we have a number of new designs for our next Mars probe. Utilizing various state of the art metallurgy processes and the most advanced..."

    Bush: "Are there terrorists? On Mars? I always thought so!"

  18. Re:One Way Process on Hashing Out the Next Step in Biometric Security · · Score: 1


    The BOFH:

    "Using this Force Induced Steganographic Technique I can rehash your face, so nobody will recognize you... wanna try?"

  19. Obligatory Simpson joke on Super Door of the Future · · Score: 1


    Homer entering Jetmarket through that door: "Hey, I'm not that fat! Stupid door!"

  20. Wrong, wrong, wrong! on Making Fire From Water · · Score: 2, Informative

    "The oxygen is then added for color and brightness, while the rest is released into the room."

    Oxygen added for color?? You must burn oxygen and hydrogen in the same ratio as they are in a water molecule: H2O

    Wich "rest" is relased in the room?

  21. Re: on Japanese Develop 'Female' Android · · Score: 1


    >Also, when will her multi-user support be tested?

    They are just preparing the testbed.

  22. Re:Is it wrong on Japanese Develop 'Female' Android · · Score: 2, Funny


    Yes, she's very SCSI!

  23. First... on AMD to Adopt DDR2 Next Year · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ...DDR2

  24. Re:Before they get slashdotted...Again on Update on the Optimus Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Look! Here! That's the ANY key!

    Now, try to push it... it's moving around quickly... try again!

  25. Re:Biggest culteral difference on What is Mainframe Culture? · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, mainframes throws YOU in the dumpster!