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Flying Reptile The Size of A Small Airplane

An anonymous reader wrote to mention a New Zealand Herald article about a pterosaur that has been discovered to have an almost 18 meter wingspan. From the article: "A Spitfire has a wingspan of 11m and has to be powered by a Rolls-Royce Merlin engine. Pterosaurs did it on a diet of fish and a superb ability to utilise air currents, thermals and ground effects. There is nothing close to pterosaurs alive today. Pterosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago, they left no descendants and we don't know quite what their closest relative was."

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  1. Good morning, Professor Falken ... by DoktorTomoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    people think they have never been, but once, the skies were full of them...

    Right, Petrosaurs had a better fuel efficiency. They also didn't carry bombs over large distances and were likely not attacked by fighter planes.

    1. Re:Good morning, Professor Falken ... by ultranova · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Right, Petrosaurs had a better fuel efficiency. They also didn't carry bombs over large distances and were likely not attacked by fighter planes.

      I seem to recall Spitfires being fighter planes themselves, and therefore not carrying any bombs over any distances.

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    2. Re:Good morning, Professor Falken ... by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh for god's sake, one of the natural wonders of the world is discovered, and the best we can come up with is a pissing contest about how we can make better machines. Guess what, the pterosaurs couldn't land on the moon or spit nuclear explosions either, aren't we great.

      When you think about it, the likelihood of any fossils even existing, never mind surviving for us to find, is so low that its a miracle we have any record of what came before at all. I absoloutely guarantee that not one species in a million that existed in those days has left any sort of fossil record at all. Giant pterosaurs are most likely just the tip of the iceberg.

      Besides, most of you are missing the the point, which is of course...

      Here be dragons...

    3. Re:Good morning, Professor Falken ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      EterealStrife's comments about bombs are both right and wrong.

      Certainly aircraft designed as fighters sometimes carried bombs. The designation fighter-bomber is often applied to such aircraft, which could carry a (usually) small bomb load and then defend themselves in dogfights. But designing aircraft for this purpose usually means that the 'pure' fighter performance will suffer. I do not think that the Spitfire, as a pure fighter, was ever equiped with operational bomb racks (though I would not be suprised to hear that there was some experimentation at some point.

      The whole point of the Spitfire, and the reason it represented a great advance, was its thin wing designed with springy spars. This was the key to its superb speed and manoeverability, but this left it really unsuited to mounting bombs. Indeed, it was hard to mount guns in this wing.

      The obvious comparisons are with the ME109 and the Hurricane. The ME109 had thin, though stiffer, small wings, giving it similar performance to the Spitfire. The guns (and the undercarriage!) were mounted in the fuselage, with typically just one M/C in each wing. After the BoB, Hitler ordered the ME109s to carry bombs so as to continue the attack on Britain, and this proved to be pretty ineffective.

      The Hurricane (which is a much underrated aircraft) is a better example of a multi-purpose fighter-bomber design. Stiff, thick wings were ideal gun and bomb mounts, and the 'Hurribomber' was much used in the ground attack role.

      Incidentally, the Wiki does not do justice to the Hurricane's strengths as a fighter. The thick wing meant it did not have the speed or rate of climb needed to chase 109s, but what the British needed in the BoB was a 'defensive' fighter, and the Hurricane was superior to the Spitfire in this regard. It had a better rate of turn than either the Spit or the Me109, was a better gun platform, and crucially could take a huge amount of damage and stay flying. It was responsible for shooting down most of the German aircraft downed during the BoB, though nowadays people associate that battle with the Spitfire alone.

    4. Re:Good morning, Professor Falken ... by Afrosheen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The first iteration of the Spitfire was a complete weakling due to the machine guns mounted in it's wings. This was likely a design compromise due to the unusual wing design. As a result a ton of British pilots got shot down on a regular basis by the almighty Messerschmitt BF 109 with their Rheinmetall MK 108 30MM cannons. This was an actual cannon and was devastating to any plane unlucky enough to get hit by one or two rounds. In addition the Messer had twin 13mm machine guns mounted in the wings. The Spitfire, however, was an equal in all other aspects; size, horsepower, maneuverability (had a tiny edge there). The armor was quite a bit weaker than that of the Messer, another design compromise.

        All in all the Spitfire, minus the weak guns, was a great plane. Any type of fighter is a conglomeration of compromises but the difference between success and failure can be judged by the aspects most affected by compromise. You can have heavily armored but slow, lightly armored but quick, etc. etc. I think the designers of the Spitfire and Messerschmitt did a wonderful job for their era.

    5. Re:Good morning, Professor Falken ... by MechaStreisand · · Score: 2, Informative

      All wrong. The Spitfire Mk. I had the eight rifle-calibre machine guns in the wings because the designers, and the RAF, thought that they would be adequate. Note that the Hurricane had the same armament. When these fighters fought the Luftwaffe over Britain, the 109's were armed with two rifle-calibre machine guns in the nose, and two 20mm MG FF cannons in the wings. The 109 was superior to the Hurricane in all but turn rate and durability, and roughly a match for the Spitfire, but even so, Hurricanes shot down more 109s than Spitfires did. The British fighters managed to make do with their inferior armament, and the RAF won the Battle of Britain.

      It wasn't until much, much later that the 109G-6 was armed with the MK 108, and even then not all planes had it, as it wasn't ideal against fighter planes. It had a slow muzzle velocity and only 60 rounds could be carried, so even though it could blow up a plane with a single hit (or two), it took a good shot to actually hit a small, fast moving fighter with it. It was intended mainly for bombers. Many other 109s had the MG 151 20mm cannon instead, which was often better against fighters, such as the Spitfire, which at this time at two Hispano 20mm cannons and either four .303 machine guns, or else two .50 cal Brownings - a much improved armament.

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  2. closest relative? by cperciva · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pterosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago, they left no descendants and we don't know quite what their closest relative was

    I'm going to go out on a limb, and guess that the closest relative to a Pterosaur would be another Pterosaur.

    Either that, or a Spitfire.

  3. Well duh by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A Spitfire has a wingspan of 11m and has to be powered by a Rolls-Royce Merlin engine," Martill said. "Pterosaurs did it on a diet of fish and a superb ability to utilise air currents, thermals and ground effects.

    Muscles are the most efficient actuation devices for small sizes. Mechanical equivalents are either power-hungry, awkward (too large, too small, too limited in the ways they output their power...) or not flexible enough.

    Muscles produce powerful, fine-grained motion, with only ridiculous amounts of sugar and oxygen. I'm not sure comparing a big dinosaur with a big airplane means anything, as one is the result of millions of years of evolution, and the other only 50 years.

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    1. Re:Well duh by GbrDead · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, but the evolution of planes is... intelligent design :-)

    2. Re:Well duh by kelzer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, but the evolution of planes is... intelligent design :-)

      Unlike the evolution of automobiles.

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  4. What about Quetzlcoatlus? by c0l0 · · Score: 3, Informative

    If I recall correctly, there was a spwan of the pterosauri constantly appearing in the books I read all the time in my early childhood with an estimated wingspan of about 15 to 18 meters, as well.

    I am NOT going to watch quietly Quetzlcoatlus getting buried in oblivion!!1 :-(

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  5. Stupid comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well yes, they might have had a greater wingspan, but they certainly didn't fly mach 1, neither did they weight thousands of kilograms. So the statement that they were able to outperform Rolls Royce engines by fish digestion is plain stupid.

    1. Re:Stupid comparison by Velox_SwiftFox · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yah, the Gossamer Albatross has a wingspan of over 29 meters and it runs on the leg muscles of a human.

    2. Re:Stupid comparison by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's just silly talk, mister. The Gossamer Albatross has a wingspan of over 3 Libraries of Congress, stands taller than a Volkswagen, and can fly faster than nine football fields.

  6. BREAKING NEWS!!! by iluvcapra · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dinosaurs were big.

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    1. Re:BREAKING NEWS!!! by adtifyj · · Score: 4, Funny

      ... and we don't know very much about them. But look at this pretty picture I drew!!!

    2. Re:BREAKING NEWS!!! by FidelCatsro · · Score: 3, Funny

      I read an interesting article a number of years ago , the basic premise was a theory that all dinosaurs were roughly the size of chickens . The only reason the bones we discover now are so large is due to absorption .
      Perhaps it was total bunkum , but an interesting theory non the less

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    3. Re:BREAKING NEWS!!! by ultranova · · Score: 3, Funny

      I read an interesting article a number of years ago , the basic premise was a theory that all dinosaurs were roughly the size of chickens . The only reason the bones we discover now are so large is due to absorption .

      No no no, that's not it ! The reason the bones we discover now are so large is that those chicken-sized dinosaurs really liked horror films with giant monster on them. All those fossil findings are just really old film shooting sites, where the cheapskate directors saved a penny by burying the garbage of the set onto the ground instead of properly disposing of it.

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    4. Re:BREAKING NEWS!!! by FidelCatsro · · Score: 2, Informative

      Unless the Compsognathus dinosaurs were a couple of cm's tall.
      Well i was joking in fact .. though the article did exist and was thoroughly debunked in short measure.
      If you want a real laugh about idiotically stupid dinosaur theories http://www.answersingenesis.org/docs/2.asp

        a few choice quotes

      "creation of the Earth and animals (including the dinosaurs) occurred only thousands of years ago (perhaps only 6000!), not millions of years. Thus, if the Bible is right (and it is!), dinosaurs must have lived within the past thousands of years."

      "God therefore commanded him to build a great ship (the Ark) so that all the kinds of land animals (which must have included dinosaurs) and Noah's family could survive on board while the Flood destroyed the entire Earth (Genesis 6:14-20)"

      "Creationists, of course, would not be surprised if someone found a living dinosaur"

      "In fact, there is no proof whatsoever that the world and its fossil layers are millions of years old."

      That whole site is full of comedy gems ... Well it would be a lot more funny if they didn't actually teach this nonsense to children .

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  7. This story is useless... by 9Nails · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...without photographs!

    How can you say, hey I found something really cool! And then don't show any one. I mean, really?! Come on!

  8. Re:Personally... by bladernr · · Score: 3, Interesting
    the use of fragments of a fossilized skeleton, while I admit can be useful, seems tenuous at best.

    I thought the same thing. Anyone else ever been to a museum where they found like, a tooth and toenail, and then reconstructed what the entire animal looked like? They talk about mating patterns, herding, sounds they made... I mean, I love a good BS fest like anyone else, but, seriously, does anyone else think they are just sitting around a pub seeing who can make up the most ridiculous "dinosaur sound" and get it published? They probably just record the "dinosaur sounds" their kids make.

    I guess that is the benefit of being in a profession where, if you are careful, you can't really be proven wrong. They must be the ones keep time travel technology under wraps...

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  9. Speak for yourself by Lifewish · · Score: 4, Informative
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  10. Re:Personally... by demondawn · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the time travel under wraps? We do..."

  11. better compare it to a glider. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Todays gliders made of composites have a wingspan of 18 meters. Actually they vary from 15 to 24 meters, but 18 meter is a standard class. Optimal speed is usually around 90 km/h and minimum speed is around 70 km/h. Of course a glider is built to carry a payload of about 100 kg.

  12. I know one by rasty · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pterosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago, they left no descendants and we don't know quite what their closest relative was

    My mother in law.

  13. Messy by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 4, Funny

    Being under modern birds at the wrong moment can be bad enough. Can you imagine what being shat upon by one of these would be like?

    1. Re:Messy by Andy_R · · Score: 3, Funny

      A Spitfire can drop a 500lb bomb. I think I just worked out why the article picked such a strange comparison...

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  14. you are all educated stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    this clearly contradicts the bible and can't possibly be true

  15. Re:I for one by ettlz · · Score: 5, Funny
    I for one welcome our airplane sized reptile overlords

    Idiot, they're extinct.

  16. Re:I may be wrong here by konmem · · Score: 2, Informative

    This may not make any difference, but pterosaurs were not actually dinosaurs (they are Archosaurs). They are closely related however. c.f. http://www.projectexploration.org/news_121803.htm,

    "Pterosaurs are close cousins of the dinosaurs but had a very different look and lifestyle. Their bodies were covered by hair-like structures that arose independently from the hair we know today on mammals,"

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  17. Re:I may be wrong here by masklinn · · Score: 3, Informative

    They are reptiles, related to dinosaurs but not considered dinosaurs themselves, and have no close relationship to birds.

    Birds-related dinosaurs were small theropods (bipedal carnivorous, Tyranosorus Rex and Velociraptor are theropods for example, but not from the line that led to birds)

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  18. What about performance? by mangu · · Score: 4, Informative
    ...scientists are confused because animals are more efficient than machines...


    It depends on how you define "efficient". TFA doesn't clarify exactly with which version of "Spitfire" they were comparing the Pterosaur, but a Supermarine Spitfire Mk.XIX has a top speed of 740 km/h, maximum weight of 4082 kg on take-off, flying range of 2495 km, reaches up to 13100 meters altitude. All this with a wingspan of just 9.95 meters. I would like to see any living being top those specs.

    1. Re:What about performance? by Hast · · Score: 5, Funny

      No they are not fish powered, I hear then run on Petrosaurses. Very very dead ones.

    2. Re:What about performance? by MdotCpDeltaT · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I attended a lecture of Dr. Octave Levenspiel a few years back where he had solved the riddle of how something that big could fly.

      It's called air pressure.

      For anything to fly that is that big, he showed that the air pressure had to be four times what it is today. Here's a link to his paper. It also explains why dinosaurs could have such long necks and not pass out from loss of blood to their brains.

      Great and really interesting paper.

  19. Well then let me be the first... by ImaLamer · · Score: 4, Funny

    I for one welcome our airplane sized extinct reptile overlords

  20. Here's a better comparison by mangu · · Score: 4, Insightful
    the statement that they were able to outperform Rolls Royce engines by fish digestion is plain stupid


    Instead of comparing pterosaurs with powered airplanes, they should compare them with powered gliders, which operate on similar specs. Look here and here for examples.

  21. So the closest relative by jurt1235 · · Score: 3, Funny

    That would be a person hanging from a 18m span glider on a fish eating diet?

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  22. Re:Personally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I guess that depends what kind of fragments you find. If you find a huge toenail, huge piece of spline and a huge tooth, there is some pretty good chances the whole thing was big.

    On the other hand, if you just find a huge toenail, it just might have been a big-footed dino.

    And paleontologists can be proven wrong - all you need is to find a bone fragment that does not fit to the original reconstruction.

  23. Read more about them... by janneand · · Score: 2, Informative
  24. Must be time to promote another Dinosaur Product by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Its well known that press releases like this get sent out during the times at which a movie, tv show, or book are to be released.

    In previous famouns anounced dinosaur discoveries, the dino's had already been well known among the reasearch community however the public hasnt heard of them so for films like Jurrasic Park 3, they anounced the dinosaur that is bigger than a Trex. Also back a year ago, they also anounced another dinosaur that just so happened to be during the release of a dinosaur mass marketed product (cant remember which though unforuntately)

    There was a guy on NPR that explained this marketing strategy, as the expert dinosaur consultant on Jurrasic Park, he said Universal asked him to old back on announcing discoveries publically to coincide with all 3 of the Jurrasic Park films.

  25. Re:I may be wrong here by mobby_6kl · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, they're like giant chicks

  26. Re:Extrapolating to an absurdity. by ptomblin · · Score: 4, Informative

    It is you who are being absurd.

    Yes, they've only found fragments of wing bones of these very large ones. But those fragments are exactly like the wing bones of smaller pterosaurs which they already have complete skeletons for, only larger. The statement about legs and knuckles is based on more complete skeletons from smaller specimens.

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  27. Sleeping in the future tents by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny
    they left no descendants and we don't know quite what their closest relative was.

    That's never stopped the "Bank of Nigeria" from sending me email about lost fortunes from unknown relatives before. Either that or the wife or daughter of the late President Pterosaur will be contacting me shortly.

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  28. Re:Personally... by antifoidulus · · Score: 4, Funny

    huge piece of spline

    I found one, but it turned out just to be a piece of NURBS

  29. Re:Personally... by Sr.+Zezinho · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Since more than 60 kinds of pterosaurs are known even a few fragments of a new species can provide enough information to support an hypothesis about their size. You don't have to be a paleontologist to understand that.

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  30. Re:Personally... by fuzza · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Indeed...

    "...not being a paleontologist, I don't want to pour too much scorn on paleontologists, but if you were to spend your life picking up bones and finding little fragments of head and little fragments of jaw, there's a very strong desire there to exaggerate the importance of those fragments..." - Dr Greg Kirby

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  31. How do we know they flew? by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We know they had wings...but how do we know they flew? They could have lost flight when they evolved to be so big.

    1. Re:How do we know they flew? by tmortn · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Old debate regarding petrosaurs. The evidence is far more in favor of a capable flyer than of an awkward at best glider or land bound creature. If you look at flightless birds you find they did not maintain large wings but quickly became almost vestigil. Think Ostritch or Emu... and in their cases the legs grew to compensate for the awkwardness of having largely useless wing limbs.

      In the case of petrosaurs, and this one in particular, it was absolutely domninated by its wings and obviously would have had problems dealing with them on the ground. So they would have been extremely vulnerable on the ground if they lived there... and that dosn't argue well for survival.

      Another issue is the one of material strength. go look up the discussions of modern physiologists with regards to three very serious problems in their eyes with the physiology of Dinosaurs. Petrosaur Wings, T-Rex bipedal status as a Carnivore that had to be quick to catch prey, and the Sauropod Neck. To make a long story short modern, physiology says that current bone and muscle structures could not support these structures. Their knwoledge of what current tissue and bone structures can do and how they work is pretty good. And yet they are not so silly as to simply ignore the record of fossils. But there is a serious problem here in if there was some stronger biological capacity for the dinosaurs that would mean a more fit evolutionary deveolpment lost out to a less fit one. So that gets the evolution camp up in arms. To say the evidence of what these animals were capable of gets the palientologists up in arms. Besides there is really not much arguing that sauropods had gigantic long necks, T-Rex walked on its hind legs and that Petrosaurs Flew. There also is little dispute that moder physiologists understand muscles and bones of current biology to a great degree.

      Yet in the end the knowledge does not add up to a satisfactory conclusion. There the debate sits. One of the funner explinations of how they could all be right has to do with gravity. Namely most of the structural problems acording to modern physiology begins and ends with what is needed to create and support these structures in Earth's gravity. If Earths gravity was not the same then as it is now then that opens the possibility that all camps are correct. But that argument opens up a serious can of worms, to say the least.

      Anyway this find is going to stir up alot of those debates again. Cause the earlier debate about petrosaurs was never really closed. It sort of died down into an armed truce where physiologists simply say that they were primarily gliders... but something this big will have problems according to them even if all id did was try to support its weight... much less attempt to gain the air by flapping its wings. They can't both be right.... or can they? It is a very intresting discussion.

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    2. Re:How do we know they flew? by tmortn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually in terms of survival that does make the bactieria more advanced... or at least more robust. And that does go somewhat counter to the subscribers of ever increasing complexity and success to evolution. The presence of bacterium unchanged for million/billions of years is in and of itself something of an unaccounted for expression of evolution. IE why did they not change ? Evolve ? Did they really reach the peak of what they could be all that time ago and never recieve a challenge from a more complex life form that would have driven them to extinction? If they are so perfect then how did any other form of life ever evolve away from it?

      And yes evolution is widely subscribed to. I subscribe to it. But the devil is in the details. And true enough fit is an abstract concept to be taken in context. But when 99% of historical context says stronger bones and muscles would be a better thing I think you can make the argument that the dinosaurs may have been a case of a higher biology that failed... given that is the answer to the puzzle of dino deminsions. It is not the only possibility. My whole point really was that we don't know and that it is interesting.

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  32. Close Enough For Comfort by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Funny

    "There is nothing close to pterosaurs alive today."

    Best news I've heard all day.

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  33. Talk about stupid comparisons... by Colin+Douglas+Howell · · Score: 2, Insightful
    (meaning the one in the original article, not the comment.)

    It seems the "pterosaur vs. Spitfire" comparison is in many of the articles discussing this, so I suppose it might come from the initial press release, but it's still pointless. It's even more idiotic in the way it's phrased: A Spitfire has a wingspan of 11m and has to be powered by a Rolls-Royce Merlin engine. Well, yes, and if it had a smaller wingspan it would need an even more powerful engine. All other things being equal, you need less power to fly with larger wings, not more.

    Not to mention the fact that this supposed 60-foot pterosaur (similar claims were made for Quetzalcoatlus when fragments of it were first found, so some caution is warranted) probably weighed no more than 200 pounds, and perhaps a lot less. Pterosaurs were incredibly light for their size.

    If you're going to compare pterosaurs with aircraft, do it with the extremely light, long-winged planes used to set records for human-powered flight.

  34. Re:Personally... by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 4, Insightful

    >> the use of fragments of a fossilized skeleton, while I admit can be useful, seems tenuous at best.

    > I thought the same thing. Anyone else ever been to a museum where they found like, a tooth and toenail, and then reconstructed what the entire animal looked like?

    Well, I am a paleontologist, and I can *definitely* tell you that *nobody* in this profession makes hypotheses on sounds, mating patterns etc. based on a toenail of an extinct animal. That kind of BS allegations is reserved to strawman-building creationists.

    You know, museums often have only some isolated bones of an animal that *is*, however, known better from other bones, or then its close relative might be known. In cases like Parasaurolophus, a duck-billed herbivorous dinosaur, there's some very good evidence about the sounds it might have made, and it's known from complete skeletons, including skulls. Evidence for herding in dinosaurs can be found from fossilized nests and footprints.

    Same principle goes for cases like this new pterosaur. We only have some wing bones of this creature (pterosaur bones are very fragile), but we also have loads of complete skeletons of other pterosaur genera. If we take the wingbone proportions of these animals and compare them to the new-found bones, we can make a pretty good estimation of its size. Of course, we have to remember two things: sometimes even scientists like to exaggerate things, even if just a little - a bigger fish makes a bigger story. But usually it's the media, though, that makes a mountain out of a molehill. I know too many examples of this.

  35. Re:I for one by Mignon · · Score: 2, Funny
    I for one welcome our airplane sized reptile overlords

    Idiot, they're extinct.

    I for one bid farewell to our extinct airplane sized reptile overlords.

  36. Re:Here be dragons by bigdavex · · Score: 2, Funny

    How soon before bringing back dinosaurs from DNS for films is cheaper and more trilling for audiences than CGI?

    Right, screw that server-side scripting to generate animated gifs of the dinosaurs. Programmers are expensive. Just put in a href="http://t-rex.dinosaurs.org" .
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  37. Pterrible Ptimes by who's+got+my+nicknam · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine the pterror that other creatures must have felt when it came winging over the ptreetops. I would be ptrembling in my raptor-skin boots, for sure.

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  38. It's obvious why they died off... by ericr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not enough statues large enough to perch on and crap all over.

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