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New Legal Threat To GMail

wellington writes "Google is facing a renewed threat of legal action from a company that claims to own the intellectual property rights to its GMail e-mail service. Independent International Investment Research, a British company that specialises in research and has several leading City investment banks as clients, argues that it launched "G-Mail web based email" in May 2002."

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  1. Yeah, but... by killmenow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Google's is called GMail BETA

  2. G? by SuperJason · · Score: 5, Funny

    So they claim that they own the G?

    1. Re:G? by southpolesammy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Guess that means that Sesame Street is going to have to start paying royalties....

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  3. Fair's fair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Google should give them 50% of the profits from GMail.

    Let's see, a free email service generating $0 profit. 50% of $0 equals $0.

    Settled.

    1. Re:Fair's fair... by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 2, Funny

      yeah, but to be fair they should pay half of the expenses too.

  4. Already done by Dopefish · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've actually already patented the use of single letters in front of "Mail", so they're both screwing me over.

    AMAil
    BMail
    CMail
    DMail
    etc.

    ALL MINE!

    Yeah, I'm Amazon.com. This whole "Dopefish" thing is just an alias.....

  5. Attack ONE! by screevo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Steve Ballmer hires a minion to launch the first volley in the Internet War of 2005

  6. rumors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I heard that Google is planning on calling it's personalized homepage GSpot...

    1. Re:rumors by earthloop · · Score: 5, Funny

      They wouldn't do that. Nobody would be able to find it!

    2. Re:rumors by bombadier_beetle · · Score: 2, Funny

      From your sig:

      What is your penile percentile?

      Visiting the page I get:

      Object not found!

      Now, that's not very nice.

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    3. Re:rumors by cerberusss · · Score: 2, Funny
      Suck on her clit while performing this "come here" motion and she'll be screaming your name in no time.

      That sounds like a lot of work to get her to scream your name. I just leave the fridge door open.

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  7. The company is "frustrated" with Google's behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    yeah, frustrated that Google won't fork over millions. :)

  8. Gmail? Where? by alexandreracine · · Score: 1, Funny

    So, why is it that I never heard of that gmail before google lauch the gmail service? They made a webpage on geocities?

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  9. Re:G-Mail? by /ASCII · · Score: 3, Funny

    Gmail and G-mail are too similar to be separate trademarks. Fortunatly for Google, a trademark is only valid in a specific domain, and Google have never tried to trademark the term Gmail for a stupid mail-based service that no-one would want, so they should be safe.

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  10. Obligatory Simpsons quote by wootest · · Score: 4, Funny

    'Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the "G"s!'

  11. Re:Fight Google? by MisterMurphy · · Score: 2, Funny

    About the babies and the fell, wicked ceremonies?

    It is all true.

  12. In other news. by LightningBolt! · · Score: 2, Funny

    Google's new online banking service, known as "gmoney BETA", has become another legal battle..

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  13. What!?! by ifwm · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We're not going to sit on the sidelines while a company uses our intellectual property rights"

    Has anyone even heard of these idiots?

    YOU PUT A G IN FRONT OF MAIL.

    Don't try to act like it's the light bulb, you snaggletoothed limey.

  14. In the credits at the end of the lawsuit... by mikael · · Score: 5, Funny

    This lawsuit has been brought to the attention of your lawyers by the letter G, and the numbers 0 and 5.

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  15. Re:Fight Google? by battlesharrp · · Score: 2, Funny

    If they also had huge group orgies, I'd know where to look for a job after college.

  16. Re:Fight Google? by Alzheimers · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isn't that what lead to the downfall of Atari?

  17. Re:Two letters by justforaday · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...humans have a HUGE oral tradition.

    I sure wish I could get some of that oral tradition...

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  18. Sesame Street should cover this shit. by mcc · · Score: 4, Funny
    If Sesame Street really wanted to prepare children for the modern world, they should warn about things like this. That way maybe we wouldn't have mixups like this all the time.
    <BIG BIRD> Hi, kids! This is the letter G! Lots of things start with G! And they are all the wholly owned property of Independent International Investment Research PLC of Britain.

    <MAN IN LARGE FOAM "G" SUIT> G!
  19. I fucking hate laywers by caffeinex36 · · Score: 1, Funny

    there is a special place in hell for stupid lawyers and insurance agents

  20. Re:Fight Google? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 4, Funny
    Answer: Greed
    Good day, sir.

    I am John William Babbittworth, of the law firm Thompson, Richards, Williamson, Heresford, Babbittworth, Jones and Spencer law firm.
    We represent the interests of Independent International Investment Research, which has exclusive trademark rights to all words beginning by the letter "G"...

  21. Re:mods: funny?! by wx327 · · Score: 2, Funny
    A perfect example of "intellectual property" gone wild.

    Is this the geek's version of Girls Gone Wild? Is it coming out on DVD?

  22. Re:From TFA... by SirGeek · · Score: 3, Funny
    As much as they may have a case, I always find the "we don't want to, but they are forcing us" argument funny. Not because of the company itself, but because I can imagine some IP lawyers saying, "Yesss! They are being forccced to! Hisss!" as their forked tongues flick from their mouths and they rub thier greedy paws together with reptilian glint in their eyes.

    Since when do reptiles have paws ?

  23. Instant Karma by Frankie70 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I am going to repost all the +5 modded comments
    from here onto this topic.

  24. i like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    goomail
    because it is kinda of a sticky interface
    even if it has been ajaxed!