Slashdot Mirror


Judge Clears the Way for Google's Microsoft Hire

MarkEst1973 was one of the first to write to tell us MSNBC is reporting that a Judge has cleared the way for Google to hire former Microsoft employee Kai-Fu Lee. The hire does come with several limitations and Lee was also found to have 'misled his former employer and taken advantage of confidential Microsoft information'. This comes as a follow up to the original story in which Microsoft sued Google in order to prevent the hire. Tom Burt was quoted as saying that "Dr. Lee is going to be the highest-paid HR manager ever."

152 comments

  1. Google Blog Link by Seoulstriker · · Score: 4, Informative
    --
    I am defenseless. Use your button. Mod me down with all of your hatred.
  2. Meanwhile... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Re:Meanwhile... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoever modded this "offtopic" wasn't paying attention. It's pretty funny.

    2. Re:Meanwhile... by TelJanin · · Score: 1

      If you can manage to hit Ballmer with the chair (throw it straight up, full power), you'll win.

    3. Re:Meanwhile... by getwhipped · · Score: 1

      Is there a bug in the chair game? Try making Ballmer throw it on himself (ie, almost no power or angle). Tell me again: Is it Ballmer running off to Google?

      --
      get whipped (you know you like it)
  3. thought so. by yagu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is good news all around (all right, maybe not for Mr. Ballmer) as it underscores faith in the rights of employees to work for whom they want when they want assuming they act in reasonably good faith (NOTE: this is a standard hardly applied equitably to corporations.

    If you read the transcripts it seems clear (to me at least) Microsoft kind of blew it with this guy. They hired him for important work expanding their market into China and hamstrung him in his ideas and proposals.

    Also, as an aside, I got criticized for my post and my views about this issue. Most notable I feel vindicated in this portion of the exchange:

    (other poster:) A judge already ruled preliminarily in Microsoft's favor, stating that Lee could not do the duties at Google he was hired to do.
    My response (emphasis mine):
    Getting the preliminary injunction in cases like this is pretty standard procedure. No judge is going to allow a potential violation of a contract (or crime) be committed is it can be checked first. This is not unusual. I don't know what the final result will be here, but I'm guessing Fu-Lee will prevail.

    Also, for the record, in contrast to Tom Burt's crowing ""Dr. Lee is going to be the highest-paid HR manager ever.", Google's main goal was to have Lee to establish recruiting and expansion in China... And I doubt for a moment Lee won't be contributing to discussions about products and company directions. That part of the "contract" is just plain unenforcable.

    1. Re:thought so. by chphilli · · Score: 2, Funny

      My response (emphasis mine):

      Anyone else find this just a little ironic?

      --
      Please ignore any obvious problems in this post.
    2. Re:thought so. by jcr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They hired him for important work expanding their market into China and hamstrung him in his ideas and proposals.

      This is why I'm not worried about MS dominating the industry in the long term. A company just can't get that big without becoming hidebound. Ballmer is not the kind of leader that a technology company needs.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    3. Re:thought so. by CyricZ · · Score: 0

      Do you think the same will happen to Apple, if they continue to grow?

      --
      Cyric Zndovzny at your service.
    4. Re:thought so. by moviepig.com · · Score: 1
      ...Microsoft kind of blew it with this guy. They hired him for important work expanding their market into China and hamstrung him in his ideas and proposals.

      This sort of rationale would be a fast-track to conviction in my ethical court. When you join an organization, you thereby agree to contribute to, not make, its decisions... and to abide by them.

      --
      Seeing bad movies only encourages them. Watch responsibly
    5. Re:thought so. by weicco · · Score: 1

      Does this mean that all work contracts aren't valid or that employee can decide which clauses in his contract he/she follows and which not? I mean this ruins the whole idea of personal contracts (excluding clauses which are clearly against the law).

      In Finland we have this non-competion clause in almost every contract (well, my current one doesn't). There are some rules how they are executed though. Primarily they are for executives and they are really enforceable if former employer wishes to. But former employer must have proofs that you have caused them monetary losses, not by resigning, but joining the competitor. Of course you don't have to tell your former employer that you are joining competitor...

      I understand that you can't leave all your knowledge behind when you change employer but I think it's highly unmoral to break you contract. My opinion is that if you knowingly sign a contract which you know has some invalid or unenforceable clauses, you should tell the other side about that. Otherwise you are misleading your employer, not in unlawful way perhaps.

      If you don't like non-competing clause you can ask for it to be taken off the contract, there's almost always little room for negotiations. And if your coutry's laws prohibits these kinds of clauses you should tell your employer-to-be about this. If he kicks you out of the office after that tell him they are not worthy of your services :)

      Ps. I hope I got all the employer/employee words correctly. My mother language isn't english...

      --
      You don't know what you don't know.
    6. Re:thought so. by Itchy+Rich · · Score: 1

      Anyone else find this just a little ironic?

      In the Alanis Morissette sense of the word, yes. ;)

    7. Re:thought so. by jcr · · Score: 1

      Do you think the same will happen to Apple, if they continue to grow?

      It already did, and that's why Apple was at death's door in 1997. Who knows, MS might get their act together if they have a near-death experience in the next decade or so.

      I don't see it happenning to Apple again within the next 25 years or so.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  4. HR Manager by Unoti · · Score: 1, Interesting

    What is the strategic importance of an HR manager to a company like Google? I'm not dissing HR managers, I just don't really understand how they fit into the picture, and what one can do for a company.

    1. Re:HR Manager by ZakuSage · · Score: 3, Funny

      I, for one, welcome our new Google HR Manager overlord.

    2. Re:HR Manager by bladesjester · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If they're well-connected, HR managers can bring in an extreme amount of talent. It really comes down to who you know and how they think of you.

      If they know you and trust/like you, chances are you might be able to bring them aboard. Let's face it, it doesn't matter what company we're talking about - getting the right employees can make or break you.

      --
      Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
    3. Re:HR Manager by superspaz · · Score: 1

      To hire good people, rather than useless ones. Or rather to oversee said hiring. If you ever had a crappy new guy join your team, you can blame HR.

    4. Re:HR Manager by mikael · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Some companies will use devious tactics like "bait-and-switch" or "switch-and-wait" to recruit staff. And some companies just have bad managers who will "turn-and-burn" new recruits to the extent that the HR managers will bail out.

      If the company has a good HR manager, then any prospective employees will know that the company is on the level, and will be more willing to accept a job offer.

      --
      Vintage computer adverts: http://www.vintageadbrowser.com/computers-and-software-ads
    5. Re:HR Manager by shark72 · · Score: 5, Informative

      "What is the strategic importance of an HR manager to a company like Google? I'm not dissing HR managers, I just don't really understand how they fit into the picture, and what one can do for a company."

      Two mistakes here:

      1. Not RTFA (I know, that's a given)
      2. The quote was out of context.

      Here's the entire quote from Tom Burt:

      "Dr. Lee is going to be the highest-paid HR manager ever. He can't tell them what to do, he can't direct them, he can't manage them."

      In other words, Dr. Lee isn't really being hired as an HR manager. Tom Burt was being ironic. He was making a funny. His was a wry comment on the ruling that Dr. Lee can't use his expertise when working at Google -- in other words, all he can do is hire them, but not talk to them. Tom Burt was using humor and analogies to point out that if Dr. Lee were to comply with the ruling (which, as somebody pointed out, is unenforcable) then he'd effectively be working as a mere HR manager. Amazingly, even Microsoft employees can sometimes engage in wit and humor.

      Again, Dr. Lee's title isn't HR Manager. It was a joke.

      --
      Sitting in my day care, the art is decopainted.
    6. Re:HR Manager by shark72 · · Score: 0

      " If they're well-connected, HR managers can bring in an extreme amount of talent."

      Correct but irrelevant. The submitter deliberately quoted Tom Burt out of context and thus the summary is hugely misleading. RTFA for the rest of the quote, and for the background on why Mr. Burt ironically referred to Mr. Lee as a "HR manager."

      --
      Sitting in my day care, the art is decopainted.
    7. Re:HR Manager by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      The parent to my origional post posed an honest question. It was the question that I responded to. The article had nothing to do with my comment.

      --
      Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
    8. Re:HR Manager by marktwen0 · · Score: 1

      TFA goes on to quote [MS drone] as saying that Lee will be so hamstrung by the restrictions of the injunction that he won't be able to function as an operating manager; that all he'll be able to do is function as an HR manager, intended pejoratively.

    9. Re:HR Manager by shark72 · · Score: 1

      "The article had nothing to do with my comment."

      Precisely. That is exactly why I described your answer as "correct but irrelevant." That is... your answer was correct in the context in which it was asked, but it is not germaine to the subject at hand.

      --
      Sitting in my day care, the art is decopainted.
    10. Re:HR Manager by craXORjack · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe the 'confidential Microsoft information' he took advantage of was how to steal employees from competitors!

      --
      Liberals call everyone Nazis yet they are the closest thing to it.
    11. Re:HR Manager by inode_buddha · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ah, but you forget that there is a Beowulf cluster of moderators. They're probably in Soviet Russia ogling Natalie Portman.

      --
      C|N>K
    12. Re:HR Manager by topper24hours · · Score: 1

      more importantly... how the fuck does an HR guy get tech secrets?

    13. Re:HR Manager by ramblin+billy · · Score: 3, Insightful


      It actually goes much deeper. China is a huge market about to explode into a growth surge beyond imagination. Opportunities exist within a narrow window for both MS and Google to establish partnerships and business relationships with the companies that will become the movers and shakers in China for the next century. It will be a challenge to any company to adapt their business methods to the local environment, deal with a government much different from their experience, and earn trust and market share from the Chinese people. China also represents a huge potential source of IT talent just waiting for a direction. Google and MS will be competing for the Gorden Bells, Dan Bricklins, Gates, Jobs, Allens and Wozs of China. Influencing the directions taken in the creation of the Chinese IT industry is the equivalent of influencing the next major stage in the evolution of a connected World - and arguably the next stage in human evolution. It's an opportunity to create a new paradigm from the ground up. And there will be money. Unholy low Earth orbit high shitpiles of money.

      Of course all this starts with the boots-on-the-ground presence. Google has chosen Kai-Fu Lee as their point man. He joins a growing group at the core of Google that includes some of the most influential and experienced people in the IT community. Coupled with Google's track record in product development and unique corporate culture, this collection of talent establishes Google as a driving force in the industry. It also validates Google's reputation for having its heart in the right place. Lee will bring Google and the Google vision to China. He will be one of the people shaping the relationship between China and the rest of the world. He could work anywhere. Microsoft wanted him so bad they sued to keep him. He chose Google. And he left MS, lawsuits and all. If he never speaks of his experience at MS again, he has already made a powerful statement. And if he can earn the trust of the Chinese people and government, Mr. Lee, and Google, will make many more.

      billy - most noncompete contracts in the mainstream business community are about the relationships with a company's clients...to prevent you from moving to another company and taking your customers with you

  5. For how long? by rolfwind · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The judge enjoined Lee and his new employer from working on any product or service that relies on confidential information tied to search, natural language processing and speech recognition he obtained while working for Microsoft.

    Wasn't the noncompetive clause only good for a year?

    1. Re:For how long? by TheCarlMau · · Score: 1

      It's probably already been about a year since this case started... (I don't know when it began).

    2. Re:For how long? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What confidential information?
      Most everything is known about MS, and how it might NOT spending big in product improvement, (security anyone?). Google is a gorilla - it will spend its dollars on whatever it wants - even if it knows when and what MS has in store. Search and speech engines are just LOC mathematical tradeoffs.

      The future? Both will latch onto VOIP Skypelike ICT, then use parasite keyword speech recognition to deliver popups, spam, and automated sell you a widget deal. Say you dial 6 car dealerships and hears SUV and Ford in a 48 hour period. Google then tips off a 7th dealership to give a coldcall, with a price lower than the other 6.

      Bugging or monitoring of peoples calls, combined with calling patterns, plus internet, is where the $$ are. The candy to make one agree to this privacy rape, will be free phonecalls, and free speech recognition software and free VOIP software.

      Whoo Hoo, spam and popups are dead, the don't call list, while mobile calls are hot. Easy to see how VOIP keyword mining is the next biggie. So all that remains is to hire some cheaper Chinese talent to beat the other one out the door to market, as speech recognition kills performance.

      However there probably is a third reclusive player who probably does something similar,and then some, so let's not try to patent prior art.

      It is ironic that MS is now moving towards malware detection, because it then has options about tipping off the user about the oppositions malware. What interesting times.

  6. Microsoft wasn't completely unjustified. by everphilski · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Maybe you didn't RTFA:

    At the same time, King County Superior Court Judge Steven Gonzalez found that former Microsoft (MSFT.O: Quote, Profile, Research) vice president Kai-Fu Lee had misled his former employer and taken advantage of confidential Microsoft information when first working at Google.

    All's not good for Mr. Lee.

    -everphilski-

    1. Re:Microsoft wasn't completely unjustified. by twiddlingbits · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe, but the burden of proof is on MS to prove he used Confidential info. To prove this they would have to reveal that Confidential info at trial to show the judge and jury the facts and I doubt the judge would seal the transcript. So then everyone would know. This won't get in front of a trial judge, it will be settled. All it would take is for Google to not let him work on the technologies he developed at MS for one year, and I doubt the case can get heard in a year. Of course MS could then sue Google for somehow using MS "Trade Secrets" they supposedly got from Mr Lee. But that is still very hard to prove.

    2. Re:Microsoft wasn't completely unjustified. by iceanfire · · Score: 1

      Mr. Lee is actually a MS spy, this is all a ploy.

      Ok maybe that's not true.... I agree with the parent post....

    3. Re:Microsoft wasn't completely unjustified. by dvdeug · · Score: 1

      To prove this they would have to reveal that Confidential info at trial to show the judge and jury the facts and I doubt the judge would seal the transcript. So then everyone would know.

      Why wouldn't the judge seal the relevant parts of the transcript? From what I understand, they do that all the time.

    4. Re:Microsoft wasn't completely unjustified. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are completely ignorant to the difference between civil and criminal liability.

      Will he be convicted of a crime. Absolutely not. He will get off totally free in that regard.

      Would he loose a civil case? In a second.

      That means MS can if it so chooses drive him into bankruptcy and basically tell him he will be poor for the rest of his life.

      It happens all the time. A murderer commits a crime, he is found innocent for lack of evidence, family sues in civil court and he is guilty as hell. The difference is civil only needs a reasonable suspicion, criminal is beyond a reasonable doubt.

    5. Re:Microsoft wasn't completely unjustified. by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      Several reasons. 1) It's complicated and it delays the proceedings. Just because MS wants to is not a valid reason to seal. Look at the IBM and SCO case as to how each side handled requests to seal documents. It took the judge to settle it and it took quite some time. MS only really has a year to bring the case against Mr Lee under his employent agreement. If they want to take Google on after that on "Trade Secret" claims that is another case. 2) Since it would be a year or more after the fact, MS would have to show the "secrets" are still relative. If what was then secret is now a plan that is being executed publically then there are not any secrets. 3) Often judges won't seal transcripts unless there is some reason that the "public interest" is not the overarching concern. 4)In the case of a jury trial there are the jurors who may "leak" information anonymously to a reporter. Often, esp. If the info leaked is negative the firm is better off making an announcement and clearing the matter up.

  7. His first order of business: by Anonymous+Crowhead · · Score: 2, Funny

    Implement stack ranking for Google.

    1. Re:His first order of business: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God, this is so true it's not even funny. i wish i had mod points for you.

  8. Funny by user43 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft, your kung-fu no good!

    1. Re:Funny by flacco · · Score: 4, Funny
      Microsoft, your kung-fu no good!


      ahhh, grasshoppah, you have yet to face my Flying Chairs stance!

      --
      pr0n - keeping monitor glass spotless since 1981.
    2. Re:Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft, your kung-fu no good!

      ahh but our egg fried rice is most excellent Mr Arigato

  9. editing? by dotpavan · · Score: 4, Funny
    MarkEst1973 was one of the first to write to tell us MSNBC is reporting that a Judge has cleared the way for Google to hire former Microsoft employee Kai-Fu Lee.

    am I the first to type to tell Slashdot this article is reporting that someone has eaten all the puncutation marks and hence we were runing out and didnt know how to form a second sentence and so this marathon keeps going with great editorial skills which brings me to the point that please help this sentence keep going for the benefit of mankind....

    1. Re:editing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sentence has all the punctuation it needs.

  10. Noncompete by superpulpsicle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Here is the part I don't understand. How can the judge actually prevent him from actually working on search, natural language processing and speech recognition many years from now. Who's going to actually keep track of all the compete/noncompete activities?

    1. Re:Noncompete by superspaz · · Score: 3, Informative

      It is a ONE YEAR NON-COMPETE! Also, the enjoinment is for the course of the trial.

      The point of it is to have a court order limiting what he can do during the suit so he can't keep "violating" the non-compete during the suit itself.

    2. Re:Noncompete by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      No one is - the judge is probably just assuming that Lee (and, for that matter, Google) will have enough respect for the law (or a court decision) to not break it even when they could do so without anyone being aware of it.

      Which is the kind of behaviour you'd reasonably expect from pretty much anyone, too, I'd say.

      --
      quidquid latine dictum sit altum videtur.
    3. Re:Noncompete by gpw213 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Here is the part I don't understand. How can the judge actually prevent him from actually working on search, natural language processing and speech recognition many years from now. Who's going to actually keep track of all the compete/noncompete activities?

      While the article is not very specific, usually this this sort of injunction only applies until the main issue is resolved at trial, not indefinately. Note that Google had already agreed to this prior to MS pushing for an injunction.

      Even if enforced, the non-compete is only good for a year. However, Google is hiring Lee to work in California and China. The non-compete was done in the state of Washington. Generally speaking, California state law does not allow enforcement of non-competes, although apparently there have been exceptions.

      --
      However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. -- Winston Churchill
    4. Re:Noncompete by Keeper · · Score: 1

      Note that Google had already agreed to this prior to MS pushing for an injunction.

      Conslusions of Law, page 10, paragraph 5:

      "Defendants' Stipulation is not a substitute for Plaintiff's request for injunctive relief, especially where, as here, the Stipulation was offered after the suit began and the Court issued the TRO. State v. Ralph Williams' North West Chrysler Plymouth, Inc., 82 Wn.2d 265, 272 (19733)"

      http://www.metrokc.gov/kcsc/docs/Microsoftprelim.p df

    5. Re:Noncompete by Martin+Blank · · Score: 2, Interesting

      California Business and Professions Code Section 16600 covers it succinctly:

      Except as provided in this chapter, every contract by which anyone is restrained from engaging in a lawful profession, trade, or business of any kind is to that extent void.

      The exceptions it discusses generally apply to business owners. In plain terms, the California courts have found that as long as trade secrets are not misappropriated, an employee can almost never be blocked from working for a competitor in the same field.

      When I began working for my current employer, I stated up front that I knew about Section 16600, and that the non-compete section was invalid in the state. The HR person said she knew, and that this was standard boiler-plate since the company was in another state. I followed up on this and on Labor Code Section 2870 (which prohibits a requirement of assigning rights in cases of "an invention that the employee developed entirely on his or her own time without using the employer's equipment, supplies, facilities, or trade secret information" except where it relates to or originates in work done for the company); documentation acknowledging it was placed into my personnel file.

      I did this because I do occasionally write code snippets that have nothing to do with my job (I'm a network engineer, not a programmer), are not produced at or for work, and never worked on using company assets. Just covering myself. It's good to be aware of the law and one's rights.

      --
      You can never go home again... but I guess you can shop there.
    6. Re:Noncompete by Keeper · · Score: 4, Informative

      This case isn't under California's jurisdiction. California law is irrelevent.

      The contract was entered in the state of Washington. The contract stipulates legal action be brought in the state of Washington. Lee was employed in Washington. Microsoft is based in Washington.

      Jurisdiction and venue for the case is Washington.

    7. Re:Noncompete by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      And if Lee were to work in California, as the parent to my post suggested? It seems to me that California law would apply then.

      What Lee may have done while within Washington is a matter of concern, and if Bad Things happened within Washington, then penalties should apply under Washington law. However, once he's in California, he's under California law, and not Washington law, so anything subsequent to the California move has nothing to do with Washington law.

      --
      You can never go home again... but I guess you can shop there.
    8. Re:Noncompete by Keeper · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter where Lee lives, the suit was filed in Washington, and the state of Washington has jurisdiction on the matter. As the contract agreed to by Lee stipulates that any violation of the contract will be litigated in Washington state courts, Lee has no legal basis for changing the venue litigation occurs in.

    9. Re:Noncompete by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Then you claim that a section of a labor contract signed in an area where it's legal is enforceable in a different area where it is not legal. This presents a major question of constitutionality. Such a position suggests that a given state may enforce its laws in other states where contrary laws exist, which seems to me a violation of the concept of federalism, where each states laws are generally enforceable only within its own boundaries, except where allowed by Congress.

      --
      You can never go home again... but I guess you can shop there.
    10. Re:Noncompete by Keeper · · Score: 1

      Why are you arguing about what's already been decided? Jurisdiction isn't a difficult legal concept to understand, and this case poses absolutely no constitutional questions.

  11. A word to MS.... by Maxim+Kovalenko · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For the next year he will be the best compensated HR man around. After all MS, that is what the non-competion agreement you made him sign was for....After that, he can freely work to put MS into the ground. Which he will more than likely be very notivated to do after this debacle.

    1. Re:A word to MS.... by SA3Steve · · Score: 1

      He's the luckiest guy with no reason to be upset. Basically, he gets paid more than many people will make in a lifetime to do nothing for a year.

    2. Re:A word to MS.... by jbellis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      people like that don't enjoy doing nothing for a year.

  12. First time I was rejected and accepted.... by MarkEst1973 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    at the same story for a story submission :)

  13. There goes another poor chair... by antdude · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Poor chair... :)

    --
    Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
  14. The matrix by chadamir · · Score: 2, Funny

    Balmer: I know kai fu.

    Schmidt: [eyeing him, hand on chin] Show me

  15. Kai Foo Bar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Microsoft or not, they were right to challenge his move to Google. Mr. Lee grossly breached his NDA and shared confidential information with a competitor. And it appears he did it to coax google into hiring him for millions. He acted in bad faith and he should be thankful that he got away with as much as he did.

    If our VP of XYZ left our company to go work for our competition, *and* we found out he was sharing secret documents with them before he left, *and* was giving them strategic advice based - well, if I was on the legal staff, I'd sue, too.

  16. "Expensive" is more like it by SuperBanana · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Dr. Lee is going to be the highest-paid HR manager ever

    Most expensive, is more accurate. MS's counsel's point (which previous posters seem to have missed) is that the guy is going to be next to worthless to Google by the time Microsoft is done. Still paid his salary, but unable to do anything he was hired to do (or is able to do.)

    1. Re:"Expensive" is more like it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Salary of Dr. Kai-fu Lee: $X
      Legal costs of fight with Microsoft: $10X
      Satisfaction of sending Ballmer into fit of livid rage: priceless

  17. Silicon Graphics by ch-chuck · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Thought the name sounded familiar - here's my copy of Innovation-Cubed, Silicon Graphics magazine, from 1997 presenting "Dr. Kai-Fu Lee and the future of the 3D Web". The mag also had some neat 3D glasses and photos from the mars sojourner rover.

    --
    try { do() || do_not(); } catch (JediException err) { yoda(err); }
    1. Re:Silicon Graphics by Nerdposeur · · Score: 1

      Give a man a golf ball and entertain him for a day. But teach him to golf and entertain him for the rest of his life.

      So the guy who doesn't know how to golf is still going to be amused all day by a golf ball? I'm not even sure that would work on a Labrador.

  18. corporate web log = press releases... by SuperBanana · · Score: 0

    Google Blog link.

    When I was young, we used to call a "corporate blog" the "press release page." They're functionally equivalent, it's just that the web log has a more casual tone than your typical press release which usually follows a strict format.

    When are y'all going to realize that crap on a stick is still crap on a stick, even if you call it "aromatic material on a thin rod"?

    1. Re:corporate web log = press releases... by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1, Insightful

      When I was young, we used to call a "corporate blog" the "press release page." They're functionally equivalent, it's just that the web log has a more casual tone than your typical press release which usually follows a strict format.

      Actually, they're not functionally equivalent. A press release necessarily contains information to help the press cover a company's announcement, such as the contact information for the company media contact, times, dates, brief company overview, pictures, etc.

      You can see Google's press releases here:

      http://googlepress.blogspot.com/

      As I write this, there is nothing up there about Lee, nor many of the other notices posted to the Google Blog. That should be another clue to the fact that the Google Blog is not a Press Release center. It contains info on many things that the general public don't, but Google fans do, care about.

      When are y'all going to realize that crap on a stick is still crap on a stick, even if you call it "aromatic material on a thin rod"?

      Why is a press release "crap on a stick"? How do you propose companies release information to the press or the public in general?

      They are obviously just a release of information intended as a starting point for the press (i.e. a member of the public that is good at research/writing/reporting). If you want more information, you contact the spokesman listed at the bottom of the release.

      Then the job of the press is to take the release and write about it, hopefully verifying claims, gathering more information, presenting alternate viewpoints, in an unbiased way.

      --
      Ironically, the word ironically is often used incorrectly.
  19. Re:Ballmer: 'I've never thrown a chair in my life' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ballmer: 'I've never thrown a chair in my life'

    By Lester Haines
    Published Tuesday 13th September 2005 13:37 GMT

    Steve Ballmer has denied ever throwing a chair in his life in response to the accusation that he launched said piece of furniture across the room when ex-MS employee Mark Lukovsky told the big fella he was off to Google.

    Ballmer simply tells the Telegraph: "I've never thrown a chair in my life," thereby creating the possibility of speculation that it was in fact a table, or a water cooler, or a bronze bust of Bill Gates which bore the brunt of his frustration.

    Alternatively, Ballmer may in fact have called a lackey into the office to throw the chair for him. After all, when you've got that much wedge firmly trousered, why project your own office recliner when someone else can do it for you?

    On the matter of whether he rather splendidly declared: "Fucking Eric Schmidt is a fucking pussy. I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to fucking kill Google," Ballmer is a little less certain.

    "Did I want to keep that fellow at the company? Yes. Did I say I wanted to compete with Google? I don't know what words..." he offers. "I don't know. By and large I made a commitment nine years ago that I was not going to curse. I know I've had one or two transgressions in nine years, but I made that commitment to myself. Is that one of them? I don't recall."

    The Telegraph opines: "It's hardly a denial. But you get the sense that Ballmer is more upset about this than anyone else. If a highly successful businessman occasionally indulges in a bit of foul language, who cares?"

    Er, we do. It's simply not the sort of language we want to hear down at Vulture Central. Chair-chucking we can handle, but really...

    Accordingly, here is our suggestion for Steve the next time one of his employees jumps ship: "Blast that Eric Schmidt he really is an utter cad. I'm going to wag my finger in his face, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to see to it that Google..."

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09/13/ballmer_ch air_denial/

  20. Stupid Laws by nate+nice · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It should be found unconstitutional to deny someone to accept employment at any company because they worked for a competitor at one time, no matter how recent. This is called the FREE MARKET! You have to pay to play.

    Of course if someone is privy to confidential information at a job and then woks for a competitor they should not be allowed to discuss trade secrets etc, but the benefit of the doubt has to be given to them until it can be proved they spilled the beans! You have to prove people guilty in my country I thought.

    No company owns their employees. Make them an offer they can't refuse or eat it. These are the values we go to war and die for, after all.

    --
    "If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar, A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer ..."
    1. Re:Stupid Laws by LurkerXXX · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Ummmm, this guy 'misled his former employer and taken advantage of confidential' from his former employer. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE NO-COMPETE CONTRACTS ARE THERE TO PREVENT!!!

      If assholes like this didn't, in essence, do corporate espionage, no company would bother asking for you to sign a no-compete clause. Idiots doing things like this is exactly why everyone else has to sign those things. If anything, you should be more pissed at this guy for doing exactly the wrong thing that leads to the contracts we don't like. And he's so high-profile, this is going to cause even more companies to want no-compete clauses. I can just here CEO's all over the country now... 'Look, that guy took advantage of his former employer. We need firmer no-compete contracts!'.

    2. Re:Stupid Laws by ncoder · · Score: 1
      I Agree.

      Follow the same logic. And an anti-compete law is equivalent to a law that pervents you from bying a car that can go more than 70 mph, because you might speed. Or a law that pervents you from buying a gun because you might kill someone with it.

      There's trade secret laws. One law is enough. The extra layer is redundant, and reduces our civil liberties.

      I don't like a company to own parts of my brain. Some amount of protection is required, but it should be kept to the absolute bearable minimum.

    3. Re:Stupid Laws by Peyna · · Score: 1

      This is called the FREE MARKET!

      Yes, and in that free market, the employee exercised his freedom to contract by agreeing that he would be employed with Microsoft pursuant to a non-compete agreement. In return for signing such agreement, he arguably received more compensation. He had the freedom to not sign the agreement, but he would probably either not have been hired or have been paid significantly less.

      --
      What?
    4. Re:Stupid Laws by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1
      Replying now to my own post...

      Now that Google knows this guy is willing to mislead his former employer and take advantage of their confidential information, they should also realize he doesn't have any ethics and might turn around and do the same thing to them when he moves on to a next employer. If I were Google I wouldn't touch him with a 10-foot pole anymore. If they continue working with him, I don't know if they can continue with the 'do no evil' ethics bit.

    5. Re:Stupid Laws by dirk · · Score: 1

      No company owns their employees. Make them an offer they can't refuse or eat it. These are the values we go to war and die for, after all.
      That is exactly what happened. They made him an offer for a job that he didn't refuse. Part of that offer was the non-compete clause. He knew what he was getting into and agreed to it. I have no problem with reasonable non-competes (and from what I have read, this was reasonable). If the company hires you and invests a boatload of money into you, I don't think it is unreasonable to expect you to not take that new training and knowledge and run ot their competitor and use it there.

      --

      "Information wants to be expensive" - Stewart Brand, the same guy who said "Information wants to be free"
    6. Re:Stupid Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But this is not a LAW. It is a non-compete CONTRACT. He signed and agreed to the CONTRACT on condition of employment and the compensation and benefits were apparently large enough to be the proper choice for HIM.

    7. Re:Stupid Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But that contract is enforced only by the government. The same government that corps ignore in anti-trust, ignore in cartel collusion, ignore for EPA comlpiance.

      However, the corporations, when found out, pay a fine and can contniue. They are not barred from operating in their field. They are not closed down.

      Because, although they are "people" they aren't "people" all the time, so they don't have the same problems and responsibilities.

    8. Re:Stupid Laws by BVis · · Score: 1
      However, the corporations, when found out, pay a fine and can contniue. They are not barred from operating in their field. They are not closed down.
      This is the point that people are missing. Employment contracts by their very nature are biased in favor of the employer.

      Think about it. If you work in an "at will" employment state, as so many of us do, any "employment contract" isn't worth the paper it's printed on. There's nothing keeping your employer from escorting you from the building at any given time, no matter what you may have signed. At least in this state, no reason needs to be given for your termination (and in others HR can come up with some bullshit corporate doublespeak to give lip service to the process); however, the kicker is that even though your employer may have technically violated some of the terms of the employment contract, there is usually a clause (and IANAL) that states something to the effect of "invalidation of one clause of this contract shall not invalidate the other clauses," meaning that just because we broke one clause doesn't mean that you're not held to the other clauses.

      So effectively, the employee receives no benefit from having an employment contract. Sure, they can sue in civil court, but precedent and Big Expensive Corporate Lawyers (tm) will beat nearly every claim, except in the case of blatant documented discrimination, and even then it's a tough sell.
      --
      Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
    9. Re:Stupid Laws by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Think about it. If you work in an "at will" employment state, as so many of us do, any "employment contract" isn't worth the paper it's printed on.

      Umm. I don't think that's true. If you work in an at-will state without a contract then you can be let-go at any time. You can also quit at any time with or without notice. But if you have a contract then that becomes enforceable in Civil Court. If that contract promised you employment for a set number of years (or what not) then it damn well would be enforceable -- employment at will or not.

      Of course I don't think a Court can force them to let you come back to work. But they could order them to pay you all of your wages that you would have earned in that period.

      --
      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    10. Re:Stupid Laws by BVis · · Score: 1
      Umm. I don't think that's true. If you work in an at-will state without a contract then you can be let-go at any time.
      You can be let go at any time even with a contract.
      You can also quit at any time with or without notice.
      In theory, yes. However, most employment contracts do include the non-compete language that is the focus of this particular story. They can't keep you from quitting, but they can keep you from earning a living.
      But if you have a contract then that becomes enforceable in Civil Court.
      If you can afford legal representation, that is. Attorneys don't like to take this kind of case on contingency, and the ones who would probably aren't the cream of the crop, if you know what I mean. (read: personal injury lawyers.)
      If that contract promised you employment for a set number of years (or what not) then it damn well would be enforceable -- employment at will or not.
      At least in this state "at-will" supercedes any guaranteed time of employment. If one were to file suit in civil court, you'd lose, either because of the "at-will" factor or because your former employer would invent some cause that would be nearly impossible to prove one way or another. Since the burden of proof in a civil case (I'm still NAL) would be on the plaintiff, that would most likely result in a decision for the defendant or an outright dismissal for lack of evidence.
      Of course I don't think a Court can force them to let you come back to work. But they could order them to pay you all of your wages that you would have earned in that period.
      In theory, yes. In practice, not so much. If a company is determined enough, they can delay payout nearly indefinitely or offer a much smaller settlement once the employee has reached the point of abject poverty.
      --
      Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
    11. Re:Stupid Laws by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      At least in this state "at-will" supercedes any guaranteed time of employment. If one were to file suit in civil court, you'd lose, either because of the "at-will" factor or because your former employer would invent some cause that would be nearly impossible to prove one way or another. Since the burden of proof in a civil case (I'm still NAL) would be on the plaintiff, that would most likely result in a decision for the defendant or an outright dismissal for lack of evidence.

      Respectfully, I still disagree. I am talking about contracted employment. This doesn't really apply to most average Joes but in the executive world it certainly does.

      You sign a contract of employment that promises you a job for a set number of years and in return prohibits you from certain things. Unless there are clauses in the contract the employer (or the employee for that matter) can't typically get out of these things.

      Employment at will doesn't override other agreements that you might make with your employer. Think of sports teams. The players (and managers/coaches/front office) sign contracts. If the quality of their play (or work for the front office types) takes a nosedive the team can't just fire them and forget about them. They can release them -- but they still have the pay the promised amount over the promised time. The only way to get out of these contracts is if the player/employee violates part of them (such as drug use or being convicted of a crime).

      --
      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
  21. Damn that game! by Poromenos1 · · Score: 1

    I have been throwing that chair for ten minutes and no hit! It's random, isn't it! Also, I hate it when I throw it close enough for the guy to SIT on and it tells me NOT EVEN CLOSE! Die, chair game!

    --
    Send email from the afterlife! Write your e-will at Dead Man's Switch.
    1. Re:Damn that game! by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1


      I hit him on my second try.

      I then tried for 30 minutes without a hit. >:(

      --
      ____

      ~ |rip/\/\aster /\/\onkey

    2. Re:Damn that game! by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      No, there's definitely a method. Do as powerful as you can, and play with the angle. Some angles are better then others.

    3. Re:Damn that game! by aweraw · · Score: 1

      I got a hit, but was told that I could do much better... couldn't do it any better.

      I reiterate: Die, chair game!

      --
      5468652047616D65
    4. Re:Damn that game! by AsmCoder8088 · · Score: 1

      I agree... I got to the pointer where it said that I had "clipped" Kai-Fu Lee, but then I tried a million times after that and never got him again... I think it's rigged.

    5. Re:Damn that game! by fossa · · Score: 1

      Same here. But I suck at video games. So I'll complain about the UI instead: Let me start over with the spacebar damn it! Or at least make the "back" and "start" buttons line up so I don't have to move the flippin mouse. And add some more "you suck" messages.

    6. Re:Damn that game! by Poromenos1 · · Score: 1

      Yeah! SERIOUSLY, wtf is up with those buttons? Those damn sadists should have made them move when you move the mouse over them too, for some extra "fun". Or like, not put a border around them and put them randomly in the page text, so we'd have to read the entire thing every time to see the button. Burn in hell, Chair Game!

      --
      Send email from the afterlife! Write your e-will at Dead Man's Switch.
    7. Re:Damn that game! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      I managed to score a bit of an own goal, a 'blue on blue' I believe you call it in the colonies, and still it said "You got 'im".

      And no, I'm not a total joey, I was aiming at the follically-challenged furniture flinger, thanks.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  22. Yes, but... by weighn · · Score: 1

    M$ wanted to not take a job for 12 months. Common sense has prevailed.

    --
    Mongrel News all the news that fits and froths
  23. Ironic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ironic? No. Maybe the word you're looking for superfluous.

  24. Really? by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's really not the issue here. As much as Microsoft is "evil", it's a perfectly legitimate concern to not want your competitor to hire away your employees for the purpose of learning your secrets. I'm sure I could think up many scenarios that would apply to you and your life, but you're too young to understand. Of course, the irony here is that Microsoft did this very thing to Borland (which resulted in VisualBasic), but than we know that they think the rules don't apply to them. This business with Kai-Fu Lee is not Google's finest hour.

    --
    "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
  25. Ballmer drunk at Google HQ? "Lee I love you" by tenzig_112 · · Score: 4, Funny
    From Jilted Ballmer Threatens Google's Life, Earns Restraining Order

    Unfortunately, the heartsick CEO shows no sign of moving on or adhering to the strict restraining order issued earlier this week. According to eyewitnesses, Ballmer showed up at Google's headquarters on Monday afternoon with a bundle of wilted flowers in one hand and an open bottle of an unidentified intoxicant in the other.


    For the poor intern who discovered the Microsoft CEO peering through windows and shouting up at the third floor offices for Lee, it must have been both thrilling and stultifyingly creepy. Thankfully, security cameras captured the whole thing:



    Ballmer: I'm here to see Kai-Fu Lee.


    Intern: Mr. Lee left for the day, sir.


    Ballmer: Come on, I know he's here. Just let me talk to him. I just want to make things right.


    Intern: He's unavailable at the moment. I can take a message, though. What'd you want me to ask him?


    Ballmer: Ask him this: When did you stop loving me?


    Intern: Mr. Ballmer, you're drunk.


    Ballmer: OK, I'm not going home alone. [addressing the gathering crowd of Google employees] Who wants to work at Microsoft? I can double your salary.


    Intern: Um, can you pay me in Google stock?


    Ballmer: I'm leaving now. [passes out]



    Friends say Ballmer's position at the top of the world's largest and most established technology company has left him feeling isolated, defensive and perhaps more than a little jealous at being beaten again and again by younger, more agile rivals.


    "Microsoft is not a young company, and I recognize that," said Ballmer in a late night voice mail to Lee's new office. "I want you to know that Microsoft can still do those things you like, those special business maneuvers. Eric doesn't know you like I do. Sure, Google looks sexy with its flexibility and high profile innovations, but before long you'll get bored with that, too, and want to move to the next large-cap tech company, and then what will you be? A whore! Oh, God. I'm sorry. I didn't mean that- well, I did, but not that way. I love you. [click]"

  26. nitpicking by SuperBanana · · Score: 3, Interesting
    It contains info on many things that the general public don't, but Google fans do, care about.

    I worked for an advertising company for several months, to qualify my statements. The exact job of marketing firms and advertising companies is to make you care about whatever the company has to say. This is best done if you don't realize it's happening. Failing all that, cram it down your throat anyway (this is what the advertising people call "brand recognition"; it's a polite way of saying "every time you need soap, you've seen so many of our commercials, you pick up our bar.")

    They are obviously just a release of information intended as a starting point for the press

    These days, it's the point for the press.

    I stand by my original statement- the "google blog" looks exactly like a press release page on a website. It's a listing of stuff about the company, all of it PR. "Our baby was saved by google!" "Here are some features we're excited about!"

    Spend a few months working for an advertising firm. See every day emails floating into your inbox from executives bragging about successful "placement" campaigns with the press. See your company hawk the most incredible crap like it was the best thing since sliced bread. Feel your skin crawl- and realize that PR and marketing people are in the business of LYING . We'll see how skeptical you are of anything a corporation publishes...

    1. Re:nitpicking by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 0

      Where did I indicate the blog was not good for Google Corp? No where. I even indicated it's for Google fans. Obviously it's great advertising for their target market.

      The point of my post was to criticize the idea that press releases are somehow "crap." Press releases are what they are -- release of information to the press. If you have a better way for companies to release information, please let us know.

      These days, it's the point for the press.

      Well, now is that a problem with the companies, or the press? The press sucks, by and large. You'll get no argument from me there.

      I stand by my original statement- the "google blog" looks exactly like a press release page on a website.

      Your original statement was also that press releases are crap on a stick. And that was the main point I was addressing.

      Spend a few months working for an advertising firm. See every day emails floating into your inbox from executives bragging about successful "placement" campaigns with the press. See your company hawk the most incredible crap like it was the best thing since sliced bread. Feel your skin crawl- and realize that PR and marketing people are in the business of LYING . We'll see how skeptical you are of anything a corporation publishes...

      Actually, I've spent over a decade working for a small company, and occasionally helping craft our press releases. Just because some of you like to think "Corporations == Evil" doesn't make it so.

      --
      Ironically, the word ironically is often used incorrectly.
    2. Re:nitpicking by Pax00 · · Score: 1

      this is exactly why I hate the media... it is nothing but one long commerical... everything look at is nothing more than an ad... aoltime warner, AP, gannett.. everything is branded.. its all marketing... down to the toilet paper that stars whipe their asses with... I am part of it... we all are.. the clothes that we wear are nothing more than an ad... I grew up in the news paper industry.. took some graphic arts classes... mother worked at a ad agency for a while... I do ad and what not for friends in bands... it is all about catching the attention of someone then bending their mind to want/need/desire or at least remember the product
       
      like a line for a friends band - The Hoodlum Circus: More fun than a blow up doll and a lonely saturday night... just something a little catchy to make you wonder...

    3. Re:nitpicking by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 1

      Yes, and no. I would say the main difference is in the formality. There's less corporate/shareholder speak than press releases contain. And, it'll contain things that are most certainly not press releases.

      Example: http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2005/08/powered-by- google.html

      It's a story about the company participating in a relay race.

      But, on all the other points, I whole heartedly agree with you. With Google, however, I am a fan, and enjoy reading all news coming out of them. Doesn't matter what spin they put on a new feature, the new feature will be covered there first. It's the same as reading gaming websites to get trailers, demo's, and news from companies like iD. Sure, they'll make themselves look like the best thing since sliced bread. But, that makes the core of the news itself no less appealing to its audience.

      But, on the other hand, I don't think someone like Colgate has a ton of toothpaste fans reading whatever blog they have... well, maybe dentists.

      --
      I8-D
  27. omfg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09/05/chair_chuc king/
    Microsoft's Ballmer: chair-tossing potty-mouth
    By John Oates
    Published Monday 5th September 2005 11:24 GMT

    Microsoft boss Steve Ballmer threw a chair across his office and threatened to "fucking kill Google" when told a key employee was leaving to join the search giant.

    According to legal documents filed late last week Ballmer reacted with fury when told Mark Lukovsky was joining Google.

    Lukovsky's statement says: "Prior to joining Google, I set up a meeting on or about November 11, 2004 with Microsoft's CEO Steve Ballmer to discuss my planned departure....At some point in the conversation Mr. Ballmer said: "Just tell me it's not Google." I told him it was Google.

    At that point, Mr. Ballmer picked up a chair and threw it across the room hitting a table in his office. Mr. Ballmer then said: "Fucking Eric Schmidt is a fucking pussy. I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to fucking kill Google." ....

    Thereafter, Mr. Ballmer resumed trying to persuade me to stay....Among other things, Mr. Ballmer told me that "Google's not a real company. It's a house of cards." Lukovsky left Microsoft in March this year.

    The documents were filed as evidence in the ongoing case between Microsoft and Google over the fate of ex-Microsoft employee Kai-Fu Lee. Microsoft took action against Lee in July to stop him joining Google. Microsoft claims Lee is breaching an anti-competion agreement.

    Ballmer issued a statement disputing Lukovsky's version of events which it described as a "gross exaggeration".

    More on John Battelle's blog here and on the BBC here. ®


    Mark Lukovsky
    Mark Lukovsky
    Mark Lukovsky

    Not Kai-Fu Lee.
    1. Re:omfg by MightyMartian · · Score: 1
      Ballmer issued a statement disputing Lukovsky's version of events which it described as a "gross exaggeration".

      There's something gross about it alright.

      Poor Balmy Ballmer, always the victim. I mean, he's just trying to further a monopoly. It's not like he actually kills people or eats their brains or anything. He throws the odd chair around and threatens to kill a rival. You'd think he was an out-of-control infantile maniac the way people talk about him.

      --
      The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
  28. Don't be evil by hey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I guess Google's motto doesn't apply to all. Don't be evil... except its OK to be evil to Microsoft (who are of course VERY evil) apparently.

    Actually, if you think about it. That's when its the truest test of how evil or not you are. And I'd say they failed.

    What if, oh say, Jesus was only nice to people who where nice to him? He wouldn't be very admire in that case.

    1. Re:Don't be evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is a name for folks who try to be nice to people who wish to crush them......STUPID

    2. Re:Don't be evil by SleepyHappyDoc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't be evil... except its OK to be evil to Microsoft (who are of course VERY evil)

      Some would consider fighting evil a virtuous act.

      --
      Stasis is death. Embrace change.
    3. Re:Don't be evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if, oh say, Jesus was only nice to people who where nice to him? He wouldn't be very admire in that case.

      Jesus was admired because he had super powers. If it was just about his niceness he would have serious competition in Ghandi.

    4. Re:Don't be evil by srw · · Score: 1
      What if, oh say, Jesus was only nice to people who where nice to him? He wouldn't be very admire in that case.

      What if He were to crush the head of the great evil one? Can we still admire Him then?

    5. Re:Don't be evil by topper24hours · · Score: 1

      It is EVIL to help somebody get away from a lunatic boss that throws things at them? I hope you are a peon and not a boss, because at the very least you seem dangerously confused as to what is EVIL...

  29. bad joke by idlake · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A judge on Tuesday cleared the way for Google Inc. to hire a former Microsoft executive to head its Chinese research and development center so long as the employee does not recruit from Microsoft. [...] Lee can begin working for Google (Research) by setting up a research office in China and recruiting software engineers if he does not use confidential information gleaned while he worked at Microsoft, the judge found.

    I have worked at two places that got raided by Microsoft for employees. Just about every month, some other important employee disappeared to Microsoft, sometimes in groups of two or three, and then those people would call their buddies and the next month even more would disappear. It was horrible for morale and it was horrible for projects. And of course these people were working on the same things at Microsoft that they had been working on before.

    And historically, many of Microsoft's major products were created by hiring away key employees from competitors and then having them build exactly the same product for Microsoft that they had been building before.

    This lawsuit is a complete joke, coming from Microsoft. The judge should have told Microsoft to stuff it.

    1. Re:bad joke by lightknight · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Tell me about it. My previous workplace (up until 2 weeks ago, go go dotcom boom 2.0) is suffering war by attrition on two fronts: Microsoft and the ex-CIO.

      It's fucking hilarious. You watch as an employee (who's leaving for one of those two mentioned above) goes out to lunch with a group of his fellow workers. They come back, and file their two weeks. It's one of those recursive things, where each leaving employee convinces 10 of his fellow mates to leave with him.

      Pretty soon, my old company is going to have to outlaw lunch or they won't have any programmers left. Doesn't help that they're implementing SAP (and no one has told the boys upstairs that it's not going to fly next year, let alone this year).

      --
      I am John Hurt.
    2. Re:bad joke by vanka · · Score: 1

      While I agree that this lawsuit is extremely hypocritical of Microsoft, they have done much worse, but they did cover their asses with non-compete. So while their lawsuit may not be ethical or moral, it is legal. Lee did accept and sign the non-compete contract so he should not be surprised by the lawsuit. Whether the non-compete is valid is another story altogether, which is what the judge is supposed to decide.

    3. Re:bad joke by idlake · · Score: 1

      It is almost always "legal" to sue. As for Lee, based on what is publicly known, it seems like a stretch that setting up a new research lab would fall under a non-compete clause. It's not the non-compete clause that makes him a "highly paid HR manager", it's his actual job. Maybe he should have expected his lawsuit because of his previous and his current employers, but based on the facts alone, it's a stretch.

      Altogether, this lawsuit makes Microsoft a significantly less attractive place to work for skilled computer scientists. Microsoft couldn't have done something more stupid for their ability to attract talent.

    4. Re:bad joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " Microsoft couldn't have done something more stupid for their ability to attract talent."

      Funny, I'm sure many programmers (not the /. peanut gallery, but normal, sane programmers) would *still* give their right arm to work there, non-compete or not.

  30. Forgive me, but... by Emperor+Tiberius · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I know everyone isn't fond of the Evil Empire (myself included), but this guy did essentially "screw over" MS. Top it off with violating a no-compete and sharing confidential MS info with Google.

    If I was going to jump ship with my present company, I'd at least see if they could work something out with me.

    1. Re:Forgive me, but... by varebel · · Score: 1

      I know everyone isn't fond of the Evil Empire (myself included), but this guy did essentially "screw over" MS.

      Then I say, "Goody for him!".

      NEEEEXT!

  31. I predict: by ewe2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ballmer will be killing Google just about .... now.

    --
    insecurity asks the wrong question irritation gives the wrong answer
  32. good news for everyone by timmarhy · · Score: 1, Insightful

    people should able to work when and where they want, attempting to prevent us doing so, is slavery essentially. i certainly agree that you can't allow employee's to steal clients or go to the competition with trade secrets and business intelligence. but a blanket ban on being able to work for anyone else? get real.corperations don't own us, they OWE us.

    --
    If you mod me down, I will become more powerful than you can imagine....
    1. Re:good news for everyone by ScentCone · · Score: 3, Insightful

      people should able to work when and where they want, attempting to prevent us doing so, is slavery essentially

      Sure, you can work at anything you want (provided you're qualified, and someone wants you at a price you're willing to accept). But if you want a nice six-figure paycheck from Microsoft, and all of the usual benefits, then you'll have to consider agreeing to some specific terms of that employment. They are hardly making a slave out of you for holding you to what you agreed to do in exchange for that fat paycheck.

      but a blanket ban on being able to work for anyone else

      Well, since that wasn't even an issue, it's not clear why you're bringing it up.

      corperations don't own us, they OWE us

      Well sure - right up until payday. And then, with that cash in your bank account, they don't owe you until you do more work for them. On the other hand, if you're a customer of that corporation... they only owe you if you pay in advance for whatever it is that they do for you.

      The best way to avoid feeling "owned" by a company is to start one yourself. Or, be so valuable that you can either strike those non-compete terms from your contract, or get paid so much while you do work there that you don't really care if you have to take a year off of your career when you leave. But there is no "slavery essentially" involved, in that it's all about choice, for everybody involved.

      --
      Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
    2. Re:good news for everyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, since that wasn't even an issue, it's not clear why you're bringing it up.

      "Wasn't an issue"?

      So tell me again, why does an operating system company care if one of their executives goes to work for a search engine company?

      The best way to avoid feeling "owned" by a company is to start one yourself.

      Then you're "owned" by the bank or VC who funded you, right up until you declare bankruptcy after your company fails to be the 1 in 5 that "make it" and ends up yet another statistic.

    3. Re:good news for everyone by jay2003 · · Score: 1

      You're such an idiot.

      Corporations are a creation of the government. Idiots like you think corporations are of some natural entity. The citizenry through the government can strip corporations of any power and even arbitrary put them to death since a corporation is simply and aggregation of capital.

      Allowing the corporations to prevent people from earning a living does not serve society's interest. Corporations exist to serve the common good. Corporations grant their owner's limited liability which is prevents owners (stockholders) from being held liable for corporate debts. All this nonsense about contract law forgets owners are granted immunity from corporate debts which is the government meddling in contract law.

      I think it's not too much to ask in return that corporations don't stop me from making a living. If strict contracts are so beneficial, corporate limited liability should be scrapped from the law. Once the owners must make good on their debts, then we can talk about contractual restrictions when it comes to employees.

    4. Re:good news for everyone by Trog1701 · · Score: 1

      Look, I hate to post a grammar nitpick, but the rule is very simple. An apostrophe *never* indicates a plural. Ever. So don't put it before an s when something is in plural form (employee singular -> employees plural). If you need to indicate a possesive plural (the employees' lunches), the apostrophe goes after the s.

      This post was brought to you by the society for the preservation of apostrophes. Let's not waste the precious apostrophes we have. Will nobody think of the children?

    5. Re:good news for everyone by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      You're such an idiot.

      Excellent way to help me see that the essence of your argument is about to be rational and persuasive! But, do carry on...

      Corporations are a creation of the government.

      Well, then so are marriages, families, estates, partnerships, townships, and so on. We invest such entities with certain legal rights (and obligations) so that people can function in productive groups with a membership larger that one, and have some expectation of how things can and will be done when it comes to relations between them. These are all cultural constructs that we recognize as a society, and define more specifically through legislation.

      corporation is simply and aggregation of capital

      No, it's a organizational unit that makes sure things can survive the death or absence of an individual. That's why towns incorporate, and it's why even a couple of guys that get together to run a small computer repair shop will incorporate - so that the business is more than just what happens to one person. Other people are going to be a lot more comfortable doing some sorts of business (like, trusting their life's savings, for example) with a an entity than can survive the fact that they guy they last talked to on the phone just got hit by a bus.

      Allowing the corporations to prevent people from earning a living does not serve society's interest

      Despite the loaded language you're using, I'll disagree. What you're really saying is, "allowing people to enter into contracts with each other does not serve society's interest." Which is not correct. People enter into contracts with each other all the time, and if there was no expectation that the contracts could be enforced, very little would get done (from being able to trust the electrician that wired your machine shop to knowing that the incoming shipment of parts that your company is depending on in order to serve your customers is actually going to be there). If a company (incorporated or otherwise) can't enter into a trustworthy contract with suppliers, how can it represent itself as a trustworthy provider of what it in turn does for its own customers? And of course, for most companies, one of their main suppliers is their own workforce. The people who are paid, week in, week out, to provide the service of each of the tasks that the company requires - they are each a paid supplier to the company.

      It's absolutely in society's interests to allow both the company and the employee to expect that the contract between them is valid, and that the rule of law is there to help either party should the other act in bad faith (or worse). Expectations of enforceable contracts and predictable relationships are at the very foundation of our society.

      All this nonsense about contract law forgets owners are granted immunity from corporate debts which is the government meddling in contract law.

      Where's the meddling? If an investment contract (the sale of stock) says that the only thing the investor is risking is the investment itself, then it's as simple as that. That doesn't mean that the corporate officers are off the hook if they actually act criminally or knowingly allow their subordinates to do so (see the regular and recent convictions of a number that have). An investor risks losing his investment. An employee risks losing her job. A supplier risks not getting paid for services/material provided. A customer risks not getting what they paid for. All of those people are making what they deem to be a reasonable gamble that things will work out as expected. And when things go right, as they do in transactions between hundreds of millions of people and the businesses they work for and patronize, everyone comes out with what they were expecting. When a business fails, people lose. When a business fails because someone was actually being fraudulent, individual people end up in jail, right where they should be.

      I think it's not too much to a

      --
      Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
    6. Re:good news for everyone by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Corporations are a creation of private individuals, not governments. They're an organisation of people minding their own business with their own money and their own work. The 'common good' doesn't come into it, nor does society's interest.

      A single individual works for his own interest, he has no obligation to society. Two people work for their own interests, they have no obligation to society. If those two people then join up to cooperate in order to do better, then STILL have no obligation to society. The only obligation a corporation has is to follow the law.

      If you don't like contracts then don't sign them. No-one owes you a job.

      Get back to working the salt mines, comrade.

    7. Re:good news for everyone by jay2003 · · Score: 1

      Corporations are really just aggregations of capital. A corporation without capital to pay its franchise fee to the state is automatically put to death. You can have an "organization unit" without a corporation but you can not have a corporation without capital. There are other business structures like partnerships that are fundamentally different from corporations. Are you so dumb to think that no organizational unit for commerce existed before the corporation? I stand by my earlier claim that you are an idiot since it's quite clear you don't know anything about the invention and history of corporations.

      Try reading up on the history of the limited liability corporation http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporation#Origins. The current form of corporation is almost always limited liability. They were invented to further colonialism since the risks involved were too great for investors to take the risk on. Investors could not negotiate contracts that did not hold them liable for the debts of an exploring entity so the government decide to fiat that they could not be held liable.

      What you're really saying is, "allowing people to enter into contracts with each other does not serve society's interest."

      Society holds all sorts of contracts to be invalid. For example, you can't sell yourself into slavery nor sell your organs. Unless you willing revoke those and many other limits, the argument is about what restrictions are appropriate and not general enforceability of contracts.

      Where's the meddling? If an investment contract (the sale of stock) says that the only thing the investor is risking is the investment itself, then it's as simple as that.

      It's the law that prevents shareholders from being held liable. If the law were not written this way, no bank or institutional investor would loan money to corporations under terms of the shareholders not being liable.

      Why would you agree to take a job that would prevent you from making a living?

      I don't but that is only because I live in California where the state protects me from such nonsense. Other states that envy California's economic success with technology ought to fashion their laws similarly.

    8. Re:good news for everyone by sudog · · Score: 1

      You == wrong.

      The person involved is not making money in his chosen profession, is not paying taxes, and is therefore not a productive member of society.

      There's a reason why non-compete clauses are often struck down. They're generally illegal the way they're worded anyway, and it has nothing to do with "government interference." You can't contract your basic human rights away.

      Therefore you &= stupid.

    9. Re:good news for everyone by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      The current form of corporation is almost always limited liability.

      Right. Otherwise most people wouldn't bother. The alternative would be another form of business entity that would pass along to its customers the enormous burden of wider-ranging insurance (or, go out of business, much the way that OBGYNs are having to now, for pretty much the same reasons).

      They were invented to further colonialism since the risks involved were too great for investors to take the risk on.

      Right - because back then, the equivalent to start-up dot-coms and biotech firms were those companies that took chances on long-range shipping and trade. Economies have always had an interest in risk taking, as well as in punishing the clearly irrational risk takers. In the case of a limited liability corporation, who pays when it fails by virtue of being a Stupid Idea? Primarily the people that sunk money into it. But also those banks that, having looked over the business, decided it was worth hold paper on them... or, those vendors/suppliers/contractors that, having looked the company over as a customer to which credit should be extended, did just that. In effect, those business partners (and investors) become the people that absorb the risk. None of them are forced to take those risks or make those investments. If you don't like the look of an Enron, you don't float them cash through your bank, ship them a truck full of copier paper on Net 30 Days terms, and you sure as hell don't give them operating capital by buying their stock. On the other hand, if all of your care in looking that risk over makes for a nice picture, and someone was basically cooking the books or lying, well, they go to jail. They lose all of their personal assets.

      It's the law that prevents shareholders from being held liable. If the law were not written this way, no bank or institutional investor would loan money to corporations under terms of the shareholders not being liable.

      And they wouldn't have to, because there would be very few shareholders in the first place. People would make next to no investments if by buying $100 worth of stock to launch a company, they could find themselves getting sued for a million bucks. The people that take on that sort of risk are the VC types, and there's a reason that, when the venture succeeds, they get a lot more of a reward than the average stockholder might - becase they faced a larger risk of loss. But even the VCs basically only face the loss of what they put into the company. If the company goes under while owing a bunch of cash to, say, a key supplier - well, that's why key suppliers regularly review the books of their big customers... so that they can mitigate that risk. If they don't, or if the company won't submit to that review, then they need to back out, or adjust their prices to reflect the now higher risk.

      Society holds all sorts of contracts to be invalid. For example, you can't sell yourself into slavery nor sell your organs.

      OK, so those two are settled. Non-compete clauses in contracts, however, are generally more realistic than organ, baby, or slave sales. To the extent that non-compete clauses are still being shaken out in the courts (many get tossed right out as being unreasonable, or inapplicable to the circumstances), that's still pretty much a case-by-case thing. So, of course, both parties negotiating an employment contract are going to come to the table with what they want... the employer doesn't want you to take everything you just learned on the job and go use it against them, and the employee wants the option to do anything, including exactly that. Somewhere in between those two positions is reality, and it tends to depend on the industry, the people, and the talent/value of the employee being hired.

      At a previous consulting gig, the employer and I agreed to strike the usual non-compete language from the boilerplate, and replaced it with mutually agreeable references to two s

      --
      Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
    10. Re:good news for everyone by jay2003 · · Score: 1

      And they wouldn't have to, because there would be very few shareholders in the first place. People would make next to no investments if by buying $100 worth of stock to launch a company, they could find themselves getting sued for a million bucks.

      You are correct that full liability to shareholders would limit investment. Although business was conducted this way for thousands of years and in some cases still is (Lloyd's of London), creation of limited liability corporation served society's interest in enlarging the pool of capital of investment at the expense of disallowing contracts that would hold the owners liable for corporate debts. Point being societal interest rightly trumps freedom to create contract concerns

      I've never encountered a single person who had their career options impacted by a non-compete clause. They exist to head off specific, aggregious conflicts of interest, and everyone involved knows exactly which those are.

      A major part of the reason you've never encountered person harmed by a non-compete clause is that even in states that don't out right prohibit them, they are hard to enforce. There are two major problems with most non-compete clauses.

      The first is that they tend to be overly broad and up to discretion of the employer when to enforce.

      Second, the employee does not receive anything return. One might claim the employee receives a salary. Most employment agreements are "at will" so the company can terminate the employee after one day for no reason. The one year non-compete restriction would still be in force. If the employee is so critical to the organization, the employeer should have a contract that specifies a term of service that both the employeer and the employee commit to. If the employeer wishes for employment to remain at will, I don't have a problem with non-compete if the employer wants to continue to pay the employee's salary and benefits for the duration of the non-compete. Such an arrangements are permitted in California though rarely utilized since for all the employer hollering about irreprabable harm from loss of trade secrets, employers are rarely willing to put up the money to make non-compete enforcable in California.

      Congratulations on being able to neogtiate reasonable non-compete terms. Many employers refuse to negotiate employment agreement terms at all and have a take it or leave it attitude which runs counter to a contract being "a meeting of the minds." Such contracts are known as contracts of adhension and are harder to enforce than a true contract where the terms are truely neogtiated by the parties.

      They exist to head off specific, aggregious conflicts of interest, and everyone involved knows exactly which those are.

      Every company I have ever worked for had a zero tolerance policy on using trade secrets or propreitray information from former employers. The risks are too large. If such information was used, the liability was enormous.

      Microsoft's claim is inveitable disclosure but what it really means is disclosure is possible. Penalizing somebody for possible future disclosure is not just. A standard of invetable disclosure would allow the former employer to bar an employee from working for a competitor in the abscense of a non-compete since it claims legally protected trade secrets would be lost and is thus a really troubling argument. Microsoft's claim is also problmatic due to reports that Microsoft filed to suit to stem the flow of Microsoft employees to Google. If true, this severely uncuts the trade secret argument. If Microsoft employees think their interests are better served financially or otherwise by working for Google, free market principles say they should be able to maximize their interests.

      At the end of the day, there is no soceital interest in permitting non-competes that do not compensate the employee. California proves that a vibrant and innovative technology industry can flourish even when anybody can pick and work for a compeititor on any day.

  33. Stunning by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
    In other words, Dr. Lee isn't really being hired as an HR manager. Tom Burt was being ironic. He was making a funny. His was a wry comment on the ruling that Dr. Lee can't use his expertise when working at Google -- in other words, all he can do is hire them, but not talk to them. Tom Burt was using humor and analogies to point out that if Dr. Lee were to comply with the ruling (which, as somebody pointed out, is unenforcable) then he'd effectively be working as a mere HR manager. Amazingly, even Microsoft employees can sometimes engage in wit and humor.

    I can't believe you just had to explain that. Evidently lead paint is still being used in some areas served by slashdot.

    1. Re:Stunning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so that reply ranks so high in alterslash that one gets the whole picture in one post. Duh!

  34. Let's ask ourselves a simple question... by finalchao · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does Microsoft ever win a lawsuit?

    1. Re:Let's ask ourselves a simple question... by irenaeous · · Score: 1

      Microsoft does not need to win any lawsuits -- all they need to do is to drag out the lawsuits in the courts for years until technological obsolesence has rendered the issue moot, or until they can buy off enough politicians to gut the law.

      The irony here, is that they just might have a strong enough case to win, but Google's tactic of dragging out the lawsuit will render any future judgment years down the road moot.

  35. Unngh! by tacosaladday · · Score: 0

    It is because of guys like this that we have to sign non-compete agreements. The fun part about this whole thing and google's insecure desktop search is that the geek community is starting to turn against Google. Its about time.

  36. No - that's second by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    The first order of business will be designing a talking paperclip for google.

  37. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  38. Breaking the game by fbg111 · · Score: 1

    Heh, if you throw the chair with maximum power and about 1/6 - 1/5 angle (eg almost straight up), and get it to hit the first window coming down at a very steep angle you can break the game. The chair won't make it across the landscape, will off the bottom of the screen, and when the screen scrolls into Kai-Fu-Lee's office, his office will be a blank grey screen.

    --
    Flying is easy, just throw yourself at the ground and miss. -Douglas Adams
  39. Mod parent TROLL by kg4czo · · Score: 1

    Oh how I wish I had mod points... I don't see geeks turning against Google too much. Google has some really neat and geeky things going on, and they don't feel they need to charge for it or even keep it closed, like some other companies do. Naw, Google will probably be the geeks champion, along side IBM (yeah really!) for a long time to come. Now, if only IBM and Google teamed up to drive M$ into the ground.... That'd be fun to watch. *evil laughs*

    1. Re:Mod parent TROLL by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Wow, if this isn't proof that kids need to be kept off Slashdot then nothing is. Someone dares to criticise Google (or Apple) and the 15-year old sycophantic fanboys scream for censorship. And then in the next article the same kids are moaning about censorship in China or somewhere.

      Companies like Google are why we have non-compete contracts. They should be ashamed, I don't know how people can worship them when they make things harder for everyone else. It's like those people who pirate music then whine about DRM.

      Naw, Google will probably be the geeks champion, along side IBM (yeah really!) for a long time to come. Now, if only IBM and Google teamed up to drive M$ into the ground....

      And there's the proof that you're a kid. Before Microsoft, IBM were considered the 'evil empire'. People were hoping for Microsoft to destroy them. Then Microsoft became just as bad, and now people want Google to destroy them. Seeing a pattern yet?

      With age comes experience, we've see this all before.

    2. Re:Mod parent TROLL by kg4czo · · Score: 1

      You're highly mistaken. I've watched the tech market for since I was about 15 (actually, before that with my C=64 when I was 9), but that was well over 16 years ago, before M$ became so "evil." I remember when IBM was the 8 ton guerilla, and M$ was really breaking into the PC market.

      Of course there's a pattern. Would you expect anything else? It doesn't stop me from being optimistic about Google not becoming too "evil." They really haven't given me a reason to believe they're "evil" anyway.

  40. insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That line is just MSFT spin. They wanted to KEEP google from being able to use him in any role. MSFT lost.

    As it stands, Kung Fu gets to open a shop in China, and every comp sci in China will be sending him their resume.

    He's not allowed to use his skills learned at MSFT. The man has a long career from Apple and other places before he worked at MSFT. The burden is on MSFT to show he is violating his contract.

    And it's only until the trial is over.

    And MSFT is no angel. Anyone remember the Dead Borland Society? From the late 90's when MSFT held a "technology expo" next to Borland and offered all their top people several multiples of their Borland salaries to come to the dark side? Brain draining is illegal under california law.

    That little stunt cost MSFT an "undisclosed sum of money" paid out to Borland. Settled out of court, naturally (no public record).

    Anders Heljsborg (spelling?) got paid something like $6 million dollars and also a huge golden parachute to go over and architect visual studio.

    Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

  41. Parent unaware of economic reality. by sethstorm · · Score: 1

    (provided you're qualified, and someone wants you at a price you're willing to accept)

    Maybe you might want to step back into reality.

      When you have collusion that acts to preserve less than perfect mobility (e.g. sending jobs to nations that the displaced workers cannot even move to, combined with exorbitantly high cost of education with the added detriment of them able to abuse private entity status e.g. nearly any "prestigious" university), choice as you speak of it, is inexistent.

    Well sure - right up until payday. And then, with that cash in your bank account, they don't owe you until you do more work for them. On the other hand, if you're a customer of that corporation... they only owe you if you pay in advance for whatever it is that they do for you.


    Well, when they start wrecking nations for using the shield of "private entity" to defend their actions, you might as well consider the debt unpaid. Google is quite the example of this - consider how many hired (I bet it's a minority that's well managed in a bad way) from Midwestern/State Educated backgrounds - where truth and honesty trumps secrecy(in at least the Midwestern background). Stanford, MIT, and others are equally guilty parties for their promotion of exclusive backgrounds that feed organizations such as Google, and support short-term gains and deception.


    The best way to avoid feeling "owned" by a company is to start one yourself. Or, be so valuable that you can either strike those non-compete terms from your contract, or get paid so much while you do work there that you don't really care if you have to take a year off of your career when you leave. But there is no "slavery essentially" involved, in that it's all about choice, for everybody involved.


    Small companies that last long enough soon exceed the threshold for which they are only able to do evil to survive. Google crossed that mark from day zero, the time they were a Stanford project. Favoring honesty and true humility over elitism seems to be a factor in rejection there.

    You might want to take a look at the practical choice reality brings people. The choice you talk about is really theoretical. When access to Ivy-League quality education can be unconditionally guaranteed to 250m+ people, the removal of any restriction to worker mobility, and the proper penalization of those who have worked against such, maybe you'll have your theoretical choice meet reality. It wont be easy or clean, but you're going to have to forcibly remove some abilities of groups that have proven themselves unable to handle it responsibly.

    Sometimes you have to have the guts to use force if you're going to create choice that is in line with reality.

    --
    Twitter supports and protects racists - by smearing their critics with the "Hate Speech" label.
  42. Yeah, but a bad one by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 1

    It's one of those nervous jokes that gets nervous laughs from other MS people, because in the end they still lost. It was a sour grapes joke.

    Haha, you won, but we burned up the prize before you could see it.

    I think this is a marvelous strategy by Google, btw. Simply hire MS employees, not to work for Google, but simply not to work at MS anymore. It takes all the wind out of the sails of any lawsuits, and certainly Google can afford it. MS, to keep employees will have to raise their pay significantly. If I'm making $20/hr programming, but your competitor will pay me $18/hr with guaranteed employment for X number of years, and all I have to do is sit on my butt? No contest.

    It's talent draining, and Google is like Night of the Living Dead... brains, Brains, MORE BRAINS!

    --
    I8-D
  43. You mean toxic sludge isn't good for you? by puppet10 · · Score: 1

    (John Stauber and Sheldon Rampton book on the PR industry - Toxic Sludge Is Good for You!: Lies, Damn Lies and the Public Relations Industry)

    --
    -------- This space intentionally left blank --------
  44. gb2/kuro5/kthxbubye. by SuperBanana · · Score: 1
    Your original statement was also that press releases are crap on a stick. And that was the main point I was addressing.

    No asshole- I said "when will you all learn crap on a stick is still crap on a stick even if you call it aromatic material on a thin rod."

    IN OTHER FUCKING WORDS, SOMETHING DOESN'T CHANGE JUST BECAUSE YOU PUT NICE SPIN ON IT. A CORPORATE BLOG IS STILL A PRESS RELEASE PAGE.

    There is an inferrence there, but it's a weak inferrence- not a statement. Jesus christ, you're a nitpicking little fuck. Gb2/kuro5,kthxbubye.

  45. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you go to microsoft.com and click on jobs, they brag about luring the top Lotus developers to come work on Exchange.

  46. Now... by Marthisdil · · Score: 0

    MS should sue the guy directly for breach of contract and take every cent he makes. After all, since you folks here at /. love seeing people sue MS over stupid stuff...let them do the same.