Slashdot Mirror


Bill Gates Speaks Out

neoform writes "The Seattle PI is running an interesting interview with Bill Gates." In the article Gates comments on Vista, Google, and a few other pertinent topics. In an amusing bit of related news, an anonymous reader let us know that CNET is also running an interview with Gates. In the CNET interview Gates gives a very interesting response to one of the interview questions. "CNET: So that would be the philosophical difference between Microsoft and what Google is up to at this point? Gates: Well, we don't know everything they are up to, but we do know their slogan and we disagree with that."

31 of 571 comments (clear)

  1. Is it an eeevil slogan? by Kelson · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Well, we don't know everything they are up to, but we do know their slogan and we disagree with that."

    From context he's probably not referring to "Don't be evil" -- but seriously, who can turn down a sound bite (sound byte?) like that?

    1. Re:Is it an eeevil slogan? by Jason+Scott · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you do a Google Search for "Google's Slogan", all you get is "Don't be Evil". I don't think there's any other known slogan, except maybe "Sorry about that, but it's still in beta."

      I'm going to assume this is a mistranscription or a bad editor; otherwise, this is the single greatest thing to come out of Bill Gates' mouth, ever.

    2. Re:Is it an eeevil slogan? by Fahrvergnuugen · · Score: 4, Funny

      Quick... mod the parent down for being a spoil sport!

      --
      Kiteboarding Gear Mention slashdot and get 10% off!
    3. Re:Is it an eeevil slogan? by xgamer04 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Gates: ... platformization ...

      I pray to God every night that this does not become a widespread buzzword.

      --
      When you look at the state of the world, how can you not become a radical, liberal anarchist?
    4. Re:Is it an eeevil slogan? by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      You say motto, I say slogan.
      You say Do No Evil, I say I disagree with that. . .

      No, wait, I meant. . .let me come in again.

      KFG

    5. Re:Is it an eeevil slogan? by tolan-b · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ok then, how about this one...

      ======
      Gates: Software in general, whether it was from Microsoft or somebody else, was not set up for an environment where all the computers were connected together. So it's not like there was some software that had this security capability and our software did not.
      ======

      Haw!

    6. Re:Is it an eeevil slogan? by squiggleslash · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why? It's a good world. I intend to leverage it whenever I engineer new solutions!

      --
      You are not alone. This is not normal. None of this is normal.
    7. Re:Is it an eeevil slogan? by wo1verin3 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Index a mans fish and he can eat for a day...

      Teach a man how to index fish and he doesn't need to keep using your software/service...

      Or something like that...

      It sounded better in my head.

    8. Re:Is it an eeevil slogan? by multiplexo · · Score: 2, Funny
      Gates: ... platformization ...

      Obligatory Simpson's references:

      Platformization is a perfectly cromulent word.

      It sounds from the article as if Gates is attempting to claim that Microsoft will embiggen users.

      --
      cheap labor conservatives - they want to keep you hungry enough to be thankful for minimum wage.
    9. Re:Is it an eeevil slogan? by kootsoop · · Score: 2, Funny

      Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a man how to fish, and he'll ask if salmon roe is on the exam.

      --
      "Engineering is the art of making what you want from things you can get" - Jerry Avins
    10. Re:Is it an eeevil slogan? by SavvyPlayer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a few hours.

      Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

    11. Re:Is it an eeevil slogan? by vandelais · · Score: 5, Funny

      SPIEGEL: When one puts the sentence "Bill Gates is the devil" into the Internet search engine Google, one gets thousands of hits. Does this bother you?

      Gates: Slashdot runs a lot of duplicate stories.

      --
      Game: Player 'Donald J Trump' now has AI skill level 'experimental'.
    12. Re:Is it an eeevil slogan? by SoSueMe · · Score: 2, Funny

      Complements of Douglas Adams"

      "The thing he realized about the windows was this: because they had been converted into openable windows after they had first been designed to be impregnable, they were, in fact, much less secure than if they had been designed as openable windows in the first place."

  2. Google's Slogan? by Xeleema · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I'm Feelin Lucky"
    They were so cocky about it, they even put it on a button...those bastard!!

    --
    "When I am king, you will be first against the wall..."
  3. Proof! by imboboage0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    We'll match what they do

    Ha! I knew it! This whole time we were right about Microsoft's plan! Their only goal is to copy! (or buy, whichever is more economical)

    --
    Honesty may be the best policy, but by process of elimination, dishonesty is the second best policy.
  4. speech and video recognition? by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, and I'm not trying to be a smartass, the same guys whose flagship product can't empty a recycle bin without seizing, are trying to be leaders in speech and video recognition?

    Clippy AV: "Hello User/Bear/Shrub, I see you've brought a Hammer/Salmon/Exhaust Manifold. Would you like me to assist you with it?
    [No] [Cancel]

    --
    If you don't know what AltaVista is (was), get off my lawn.
  5. Where's Napoleon?! by kevcol · · Score: 4, Funny

    Better news would have been the 'face off' with Napoleon Dynamite.

  6. Richer? by CSHARP123 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Q: You showed Office 12 here for the first time today. How do you think users are going to react when they see such a different look? Gates: As Office has gotten richer, .....

    He meant to say as Office gor Bloated and I got Richer...

  7. Gratuitous Celebrity CEO Theoretical by LegendOfLink · · Score: 4, Funny

    OK, we all know Gates is the biggest douchebag in Silicon Valley, but who would win in a fight: Larry Paige & Sergey Brin vs. Gates & Ballmer?

    I'm fairly certain Paige would thoroughly pound Gates into the floor; but Ballmer is really freakin' scary. That one I'm not so sure of. I'm picturing Ballmer being able to take out both Paige and Brin at the same time.

    Then again, Ballmer having Gates as a tag team partner would actually be a hinderence, so I'm thinking Paige and Brin would just barely be able to People's Elbow his ass into submission.

  8. In other words by saddino · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, we don't know everything they are up to, but we do know their slogan and we disagree with that.


    char* slogan = "Don't Be Evil";
    char* corporateSlogan;

    if(corporateID == GOOGLE)
        corporateSlogan = slogan;
    else if(corporateID == MICROSOFT)
        corporateSlogan = &(slogan[6]);

    1. Re:In other words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      From what I've seen of Microsoft software, it'd be more like this:

      char* slogan = "Don't Be Evil";
      char* corporateSlogan;

      if (corporateID == GOOGLE)
          corporateSlogan = slogan;
      if (corporateID == MICROSOFT)
          corporateSlogan = &(slogan[23]);

  9. This AC Speaks Out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Bill Gates and his legions of lie-spouting filthmongers deserve the financial grave they're digging for themselves.

    Bill should take his ravishing (ahem) wife and go off and do good deeds (as he does, all of my insanity aside) and cure the diseases of the world rather than **RANT BEGINS AGAIN**

    fucking the world again and again through the manipulation and domination of the world's computer systems. THAT m'friend is power and Bill Gates is an all too willing handmaiden to the Bushie impulse in the United States. Lying arrogant bastards all of them. Clawing their way to power and woe be he to tries to moderate their lust of the blood of their customers or their citizens.

    I'm so frickin' angry I could SPIT!

  10. George Bush does not care about Slashdot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I hate the way they portray us in the media. You see a Slashdotter and they say we are looting, you see a farker and they say they are looking for food. And, you know, its been five days because most of the people ARE Slashdotters. And even for me to complain, I would be a hypocrite because I would turn away from the TV because it's too hard to watch. I've even been shopping before even giving a donation, so now I'm calling my business manager right to see what is the biggest amount I can give. And just to imagine, if I was down there and those are my people down there. If there is anybody out there that wants to do anything that we can help about the way America is set up the help the poor, the Slashdotters, the less well off as slow as possible. Red cross is doing as much as they can. We already realize a lot of the people that could help are at war right now, fighting another way. And now they've given them permission to go down and shoot us.

  11. Re:Napoleon Dynamite by Qubit · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if Bill goes off any sweet jumps...

    --

    coding is life /* the rest is */
  12. Don't just be evil... by aapold · · Score: 5, Funny

    be lawful evil.

    --
    "Waste not one watt!" - CZ
    1. Re:Don't just be evil... by DavesWorld334 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, but Chaotic Evil means never having to say you're sorry.

  13. I don't WANT to organize the world's information.. by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's too much work, even with better tools, I've got things I'd rather be doing. While I may not trust Google to do it the way I'd like, what they end up with will be more than I have interest in doing by myself...

    And just what does Gates mean by "tools to organize"-- I doubt he means web-spider programs that will generate your own search engine database-- would it not likely mean that the tools would access a Microsoft database (that they apparently, haven't even bothered to organize) and you could then organize your links into Microsoft's data? Yeah, that sounds better than what Google's doing :-)...

  14. Get your eyes checked! by GeneralEmergency · · Score: 3, Funny



    Bill should take his ravishing (ahem) wife and go off and do good deeds...


    Google image of Melinda Gates

    Damn you for even making me curious!

    --
    "A microprocessor... is a terrible thing to waste." --
    GeneralEmergency
    1. Re:Get your eyes checked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I am Ms. Gates, you insensitive clod!

  15. Microsoft's unofficial slogan by texaport · · Score: 1, Funny
    "Windows is a leaky old boat.
    Some just keep patching holes.
    The smart ones know when to bail."

  16. The Google slogan changed. by kaoshin · · Score: 2, Funny

    This means that Microsoft is actually good, because the new slogan for Google is "Don't be evil, unless it's necessary for the greater good."