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Microrobot Developed at Dartmouth

TheSync writes "Dartmouth researchers have developed the world's smallest untethered, controllable microrobot. The microrobot is much smaller and less massive than previous controllable microrobots. It measures only 60 by 250 micrometers. It receives power and control signals from the grid of electrodes it walks on, and moves by bending its body like a caterpillar. Not quite nanomachines, but we are getting closer!"

141 comments

  1. Hello editors by sexyrexy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The microrobot is much smaller as less massive than previous controllable microrobots.

    Do you even glance at these before hitting "publish"?

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    1. Re:Hello editors by drawfour · · Score: 0

      If you would RTFM, you would see that the article calls them "microrobots" and not "microbots". Call it a micro-bot if you want, but micro-robot is valid as well.

    2. Re:Hello editors by kfg · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Would you believe they're just confirming that grammar checkers don't work very well; after a half dozen Mai Tais?

      KFG

    3. Re:Hello editors by simetra · · Score: 2, Informative

      Perhaps they should use a grammar checker as per that previous article.

      For the braindead morons who don't see the problem here, it's the word as .

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    4. Re:Hello editors by AngryScotsman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Smaller" pertains to size, "less massive" to weight. Well, mass really. There is a distinct difference.

    5. Re:Hello editors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      If you would pass 8th grade English, you'd see that the submitter wrote "much smaller as less massive". Original poster wasn't complaining about the "microrobot" thing.

    6. Re:Hello editors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >If you would RTFM, you would see that the article calls them "microrobots" and not "microbots". Call it a micro-bot if you want, but micro-robot is valid as well.

      People who do not read carefully should not attempt to correct others.

      1. It's RTFA, not RTFM.

      2. He wasn't saying anything about the spelling of microrobots or microbots or micro-bots or micro-robots.

      3. He was pointing out broken grammar that you seem to have missed.

      Moderators, please mod this (my) comment down as soon as you see it. I don't want it cluttering up the discussion, but do want drawfour to see it in case it encourages him to post more carefully in the future.

    7. Re:Hello editors by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Who cares. If they hire grammer editors, they will have to put slow ads all over the place to pay for them. Stop looking a gif horse in the mouth (pun intended).

    8. Re:Hello editors by Maian · · Score: 0

      Apparently some braindead morons just modded you informative.

    9. Re:Hello editors by indifferent+children · · Score: 1

      Well that's very interesting, but Microdots were invented at Berkeley 40 years ago.

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    10. Re:Hello editors by D'Sphitz · · Score: 1

      Since when is being a pedantic grammar nazi considered insightful?

      Oh yeah, it always has been here...

  2. Units by TopSpin · · Score: 5, Funny

    about as wide as a strand of human hair, and half the length of the period at the end of this sentence. About 200 of these could march in a line across the top of a plain M&M.

    I wish I had the wit to ridicule this properly. Note the care taken to distinguish between plain or peanut M&Ms...

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    1. Re:Units by Daverd · · Score: 1

      Peanut M&Ms are bigger. If he hadn't specified which flavor, that could have thrown off the whole experiment!

    2. Re:Units by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      with my large fonts the period at the end of this sentence is larger than a plan M&M.

    3. Re:Units by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Peanut M&M's obviously lack the grid of electrodes needed by the devices, while plain M&Ms have enough for 200.

    4. Re:Units by Manchot · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think what we really want to know is how many of these it would take to cover a football field.

    5. Re:Units by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      Is that an unladen M&M?

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    6. Re:Units by mikiN · · Score: 1

      As sold in Africa or in Europe?

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    7. Re:Units by forkazoo · · Score: 2, Funny
      I wish I had the wit to ridicule this properly. Note the care taken to distinguish between plain or peanut M&Ms...

      Come on now. If you had just stopped to think for a millifortnight, you would have realised that the obvious joke is to use the term "picovolkswagon" to describe the volume measure of the little bugger, pointing out the inutility of using plain M&M as a linear measure.
    8. Re:Units by GrandLeo · · Score: 0

      The big question should be "What colour plain M&M?" yeah now that one's got you all thinking!!!

    9. Re:Units by indifferent+children · · Score: 1

      George Washington Carver could have made it work.

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    10. Re:Units by joeslugg · · Score: 1

      And what about the new MEGA m&m's? How many can fit on one of those bad boys? And will there be a MEGA Peanut m&m? And what will be in it - a coconut?

    11. Re:Units by bjbyrne · · Score: 1

      Using the surface area of the earth.... (509 600 000 (square kilometers)) / ((60 micrometers) * 250 micrometers) = 3.39733333 × 1022

    12. Re:Units by bjbyrne · · Score: 1

      oops, missed the ^

        Using the surface area of the earth.... (509 600 000 (square kilometers)) / ((60 micrometers) * 250 micrometers) = 3.39733333 × 10^22

  3. Aww.. by Auraiken · · Score: 0

    cute little fella, isn't it?

    1. Re:Aww.. by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 2, Funny

      cute little fella, isn't it?
       
      You say that now, but wait till millions of the lil' bastards take over your body and make you servile to a dark cyborg queen!

    2. Re:Aww.. by bloodyhungarian · · Score: 1

      I agree with the parent. Now all we need is for these things to use flesh as fuel and me and my tin-foil hat are moving to Alaska or somewhere these things can't get me. I mean what if that's an alternate powersupply (flesh) to their power grid thingy, the power goes out, and they all start sucking people dry? ...excuse my paranoia (am I joking? lol), but this kind of thing would worry me if it ever got used for biotechnology and manipulating cells and so forth. Remember this story from a year ago?: http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/09/0 8/221212&tid=216&tid=126&tid=1&tid=14

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    3. Re:Aww.. by SoloFlyer2 · · Score: 1

      Hey they already have the technology to control us remember :) http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/08/06/052922 9&tid=126

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  4. Bring it on! by Nerdposeur · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hooray! Now we can have the world's tiniest caterpillar race!

    1. Re:Bring it on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hooray! Now we can all be destroyed by replicators!

    2. Re:Bring it on! by lgw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not to say that this technology won't be useful for something beyond very short races, but I wish enthusiatsts would understand that nanotechnology will *not* involve *robots*. At the scale of this experiment, solids may be manipulated much like they can at our scale, but liquids behave quite differently because of surface tension. At the scale of nano-technology you're dealing with individual molecules, and *everything* behaves differently. You simply can't manipulate molecules as if the were boxes on an assembly line, as the forces that chemistry works with completely dominate forces such as gravity and friction at that scale.

      We know *exactly* what an efficient nano-scale manipluator of molecules looks like - we call it an enzyme. If it takes a set of molecular manipulations (also called chemical reactions) in a certain order to build the result you desire, and you can make an enzyme which catalyzes each manipulation, then you're done. There's no additional benefit in glueing these enzymes together to make a robot.

      You might want a device that makes these enzymes in the right proportion at a controlable location, and that is self-reproducing until some signal is received, and self-removing when another is received. We call such things "cells" today, but I guess we could also call them "nano-robots" if it made people happy.

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    3. Re:Bring it on! by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      I guess computer controllable bacteria with reprogrammable DNA (to steer protein production, obviously) could go a long way...

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  5. Micorobots by The+Bungi · · Score: 5, Funny
    Micorobots - they grow fungus, as opposed to microrobots. And they are smaller because they are... uh, less massive.

    Do the 'editors' ever actually read these submissions anymore?

    1. Re:Micorobots by robbak · · Score: 1

      Less Massive = Has less Mass. It's a more accurate way of saying "Weighs less", which would have had us scientific pedants up in arms.

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    2. Re:Micorobots by bjbyrne · · Score: 1

      "Not quite nanomachines, but we are getting closer!"

      I think they should have called them MicroMachines. Oh, wait, that name is already taken.

    3. Re:Micorobots by flyingsquid · · Score: 1
      And they are smaller because they are... uh, less massive.

      Actually, it is important that the editors point out that they are both small AND have reduced mass. After all, if that hadn't been specified, then for all we know the robots could have been small in linear dimensions, but might have been constructed out of neutronium, in which case they would weigh thousands of tons.

  6. Not news by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dartmouth researchers have developed the world's smallest untethered, controllable microrobot

    Let me know when they develop uncontrollable microrobots.

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    1. Re:Not news by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Oh, that's easy, just install Windows on them.

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    2. Re:Not news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Controllable distinguishes it from autonomous. It is controlled real-time vs. just letting it go on its own.

  7. Used for surgery, as a contraceptive? by CyricZ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This sort of a device sounds useful for performing certain surgeries, namely tubal ligation in females. Or perhaps even as an intrauterine contraceptive. Imagine one of these devices scooting around, looking for eggs to envelop and destroy. It may very well be far safer than using drugs.

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    1. Re:Used for surgery, as a contraceptive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In any case, this is one problem you'll never have to worry about.

    2. Re:Used for surgery, as a contraceptive? by CyricZ · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, I no longer have to worry about such problems. My wife hit menopause fifteen years ago. So we can whoopdeedoo all day long. That is, if I can get my penis erect.

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    3. Re:Used for surgery, as a contraceptive? by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      Bizarre! No doubt the religious fanatics would have something to say about that. Mind you, what about the electrode power grid?

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    4. Re:Used for surgery, as a contraceptive? by realbadjuju · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Huh? [I think some one has girl parts on the brain.] How are microscopic robots good for macroscopic surgery? I don't have a copy of Gray's Anatomy in front of me, but aren't fallopian tubes ~1 cm in diameter? And as for selective destruction of cells how would these microbots: 1- Be powered 2- Recognise the correct cell type 3- Not be viewed as foreign material [which they are] and trigger an immune response IANADOABC [I am not a doctor or a biochemist]

    5. Re:Used for surgery, as a contraceptive? by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 1

      My wife hit menopause fifteen years ago. So we can whoopdeedoo all day long. That is, if I can get my penis erect.

      Um, that is a bit too much info ... even for /.

    6. Re:Used for surgery, as a contraceptive? by thegamerformelyknown · · Score: 0

      Erm, intraURINE contraceptive? Destroying an EGG?

      I'll give you a break, considering we ARE on /. and you have not gotten laid ever, but the egg does not ever come close to urine. The bladder and vagina are completly different parts.

    7. Re:Used for surgery, as a contraceptive? by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      Read my post again, my good fool. It clearly states intrauterine. Just so you know, that refers to the state of being "within the uterus", since you're apparently ignorant of the term (and hence came up with your "intraurine" mumbojumbo).

      The idea would be to plant such a device within the uterus of a woman who wishes not to get pregnant. This device would wait until an egg was in the Fallopian tubes, or the uterus, and would then proceed to destroy it. Pregnancy cannot, by normal means, take place without an egg to fertilize.

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    8. Re:Used for surgery, as a contraceptive? by GeoffP · · Score: 1

      The word he used was "intrauterine". As in uterus. As in, where the egg lives whilst developing.

    9. Re:Used for surgery, as a contraceptive? by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      It's quite simple, really. These devices could transform cell material outside of the Fallopian tubes into a stitching, which could then be used to encircle the tubes themselves. Each progressive loop around the tube would eventually result in the tube being, quite literally, tied. And thus the egg could not enter the uterus of the patient, and the patient could not get pregnant.

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    10. Re:Used for surgery, as a contraceptive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think so; They require that the environment be electric and controlled.

      The power and control all come through it's equivalent of "the ground." It has no onboard computer intelligence, and it has no onboard power.

    11. Re:Used for surgery, as a contraceptive? by flyingsquid · · Score: 2, Funny
      My wife hit menopause fifteen years ago. So we can whoopdeedoo all day long. That is, if I can get my penis erect.

      And the sad thing is, his sex life is still better than that of most slashdot readers.

    12. Re:Used for surgery, as a contraceptive? by JohnsonWax · · Score: 2, Funny

      That is, if I can get my penis erect.

      It's nothing that a beowulf cluster of these couldn't solve.

  8. Good to see ... by ElDuderino44137 · · Score: 1

    Good to see that CMU isn't the only group that's trying to break into Tech.edu

  9. That's no robot. by mooncaine · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's a waldo. A robot is independent; a robot makes its own decisions, whether based on the environment or anything the programmers dreamed up. This device is "teleoperated", as the builders say. The word for such a thing is waldo, not robot.

    1. Re:That's no robot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are absolutely correct.

      I wonder what the etymology of that word is. Why on Earth do we use that term for a teleoperated device?

    2. Re:That's no robot. by fyoder · · Score: 1
      wikipedia is our friend.

      entry for waldo at wikipedia

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    3. Re:That's no robot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get a dollar every time someone mentions Robert Anson Heinlein on Slashdot, you insensitive clod.

    4. Re:That's no robot. by ciroknight · · Score: 1

      You're right, but a robot isn't what you think it is either, for that matter. Robots are generally automatons, doing what they are told, whereas android is the word we use for robots that make their own decisions.

      This line is kinda blurred though, by robots who don't fit well into either being microcontrolled by a set of computers and code laid before them by humans, or robots who entirely think for themselves and perform tasks. They show these on the discovery channel a lot; engineered intellegence built like an insect that continously marches forward, "learning" how to negotiate objects.

      That being said, it is still a very interesting device, and calling it a Waldo might even help ease up on some of the dullness of the research they are doing. Someone could come into the office and yell "WHERES WALDO"? And everyone would panic thinking you dropped the petri dish that it was in...

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    5. Re:That's no robot. by gr8_phk · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's a remote controlled gizmo that can only operate on a special surface full of electrodes. Nothing to see here. Why this is worthy of posting to /. is beyond me.

    6. Re:That's no robot. by mooncaine · · Score: 1

      As long as we're being nitpicky [which I enjoy], "android" means 'man like'. That's all the word implies. "Anthros" = man, human [Greek], with an "-oid" ending because an android is like a human, but isn't exactly the same thing as a human.

      The word robot, however, comes to us from Czech, and it was first used to describe man-made workers -- they could be set to work in a factory, and sure, you'd tell them to do factory work, but you didn't have to tell them 'move your hand 16.7 inches to the left, grasp the bolt, lift 5 inches, move your hand 16.7 inches to the right, lower the bold 5 inches, rotate the bolt clockwise, release the bolt, raise your hand 5 inches, and repeat".

  10. Name Game by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Inventors are responsible for naming their inventions properly. If you call them "microrobots", artless Slashdot editors will publish stories calling them "micorobots". No one wants to write "microrobots", however accurate might be that term in Grecoczech, or even in Greczech.

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    1. Re:Name Game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What about "sugei kyuutoroboto?"

    2. Re:Name Game by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Your search - "sugei kyuutoroboto" - did not match any documents.

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    3. Re:Name Game by craXORjack · · Score: 1

      So much for the domain name of Mike Rowe's new robot company.

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  11. I wish people would just ... by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

    use M&M's.

    1. Re:I wish people would just ... by dgatwood · · Score: 1
      How many femto-Libraries of Congress (in terms of surface area) is that?

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    2. Re:I wish people would just ... by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      A volkswagon beetle full (in terms of horsepower).

  12. I'm sorry, I just have to say it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where's waldo?

    1. Re:I'm sorry, I just have to say it. by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      Crawling across that M&M.

  13. not "untethered" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
    It receives power and control signals from the grid of electrodes it walks on

    ... therefore it is not "untethered".

    1. Re:not "untethered" by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      "... therefore it is not "untethered"."

      It *is* untethered. It lacks the single quality required for tetheredness, namely a tether.

    2. Re:not "untethered" by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      The practical benefit of a robot being "untethered" isn't simply the lack of a tether, but rather that the power source and control logic are contained onboard. That isn't the case here, so even though there's no literal tether, the robot functions for all practical purposes as if it were tethered.

    3. Re:not "untethered" by Alien+Being · · Score: 2, Informative

      "so even though there's no literal tether"

      "the robot functions for all practical purposes as if it were tethered"

      Even with weasel words you're wrong.

      There's no tether at all. These robots could walk circles around a post forever and never get tangled up or run out of line. They could walk onto a grid-equipped train, ride to Cucamonga and continue their mission. If one of them fell off a cliff, you would have to climb down to retrieve it because there's NO TETHER.

    4. Re:not "untethered" by jone1941 · · Score: 1

      Tethered:
      A rope, chain, or similar restraint for holding an animal in place, allowing a short radius in which it can move about.

      So does a tether imply a physical restraint...that's a tough call. I think a similar example would be bumper cars? I personally classify them as tethered despite not being physically "tied" to anything. If you are restricted to a surface to provide the power and control then you are still tethered to said surface, it is restricting where you can move.

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    5. Re:not "untethered" by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Even with weasel words you're wrong.

      I guess I'll have to bow to your fantastically enormous level of expertise on the subject. Huh, some guy on teh Intarweb says I'm wrong, so I guess I must be wrong.

      These robots could walk circles around a post forever and never get tangled up or run out of line.

      A tether can easily be designed to accomplish the same goal.

      They could walk onto a grid-equipped train, ride to Cucamonga and continue their mission.

      My parents' dog could go a hundred feet down to a tree in the backyard, take a dump, and come back, the whole time on a 20 foot leash attached with a pulley to a line that went between the tree and the house. For all practical purposes, the same thing.

      If one of them fell off a cliff, you would have to climb down to retrieve it because there's NO TETHER.

      There are a lot of tethered robots that can't be hoisted by their tether, because the tether is designed to carry power and control signals rather than lift the robot.

    6. Re:not "untethered" by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      The definition you quoted defies the usage of the word "tether" in terms of robotics. A tether on a robot is (almost) never used specifically to limit the robot's movement (though usually it has that effect, and is an obstacle that a roboticist tries to overcome or reduce).

      Certainly, a better term would be "umbilical", since it delivers power and control information to the robot, but the term "tether" is still common in robotics.

    7. Re:not "untethered" by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      "I guess I'll have to bow to your fantastically enormous level of expertise on the subject. "

      Either that or look up the word in a dictionary.

      "My parents' dog could go a hundred feet down to a tree in the backyard, take a dump, and come back, the whole time on a 20 foot leash attached with a pulley to a line that went between the tree and the house. For all practical purposes, the same thing."

      WTF are you talking about? The dog can't go more than about 120 feet. If he wraps the leash (tether) around the tree, he won't be able to go back to the other end of the run.

      "There are a lot of tethered robots that can't be hoisted by their tether, because the tether is designed to carry power and control signals rather than lift the robot."

      And those cables are not designed to be tethers. It's a very simple word. Why do you insist on trying to impart new meaning on it?

    8. Re:not "untethered" by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      WTF are you talking about? The dog can't go more than about 120 feet.

      Your example was "They could walk onto a grid-equipped train, ride to Cucamonga and continue their mission."

      The dog example is intended to refute the significance of your statement, because the robot is still restricted to the area covered by the grid, just like my parents' dog is confined to the area covered by the run.

      And those cables are not designed to be tethers. It's a very simple word. Why do you insist on trying to impart new meaning on it?

      Are you denying that cables that can't hoist the connected robot are tethers, too? Because there's ample precedent for "tether" being applied in both situations. The reason "tether" is used is because, for all practical purposes, it limits the range of the robot, much as a conventional tether limits the range of whatever it's attached to.

      Also, all I said was

      The practical benefit of a robot being "untethered" isn't simply the lack of a tether, but rather that the power source and control logic are contained onboard. That isn't the case here, so even though there's no literal tether, the robot functions for all practical purposes as if it were tethered.

      The original Anonymous Coward you replied to in the first place, who said, "It receives power and control signals from the grid of electrodes it walks on ... therefore it is not 'untethered' ", was someone else.

    9. Re:not "untethered" by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      "The dog example is intended to refute the significance of your statement, because the robot is still restricted to the area covered by the grid, just like my parents' dog is confined to the area covered by the run."

      All tethers are constraints, but not all constraints are tethers. You could also put a fence around the dog. Would you call a fence a tether?

      Even in robotics, where the word tether is expanded to include control cables it's not used to describe a robot confined to some grid. Is an electric train tethered to the track? Is a fish tethered to the water?

      "The practical benefit of a robot being "untethered" isn't simply the lack of a tether, but rather that the power source and control logic are contained onboard."

      What about a radio controlled sailboat? Is it tethered to the water? To the wind? To the radio waves? Of course not. The lack of a tether does not imply onboard power and control. The two qualities are orthogonal.

  14. How many ? by karvind · · Score: 3, Interesting
    From the story: It receives power and control signals from the grid of electrodes it walks on, and moves by bending its body like a caterpillar.

    How many microrobots can I control on such a grid ? You definitely don't want to have individual wire to each electrode. So it would be some kind of array similar to in semiconductor memories. I wonder what kind of addressing scheme would be required to make sure that we can control a whole army on the grid. I hope the forthcoming paper will have some discussion about it.

  15. Untethered? by Forthan+Red · · Score: 1

    It's not really untethered if it has to always be in contact with the grid that supplies the power and communication link. It's about as "untethered" as the electric bumpercars at the fair.

    1. Re:Untethered? by kfg · · Score: 1

      Which can only work as they do because they don't have to drag power cords around behind them.

      KFG

  16. Mixing units by mcesh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Their extremely tiny machine is about as wide as a strand of human hair, and half the length of the period at the end of this sentence. About 200 of these could march in a line across the top of a plain M&M. [...] Their paper describes a machine that measures 60 micrometers by 250 micrometers

    Look at all the different units! WoaHHs, PatEoTSs, even um! Engineering like this is why NASA runs into problems whenever they try to do a joint operation with the ESA.

    1. Re:Mixing units by ajlitt · · Score: 1

      Look at all the different units! WoaHHs, PatEoTSs, even um!

      I believe you meant um&m. As in, "The robot measures 500um&m in length."

    2. Re:Mixing units by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      If they're having problems, then it is time for them to, well, get with the times. Basically it comes down to the fact that the rest of the world has adopted the SI units. Either NASA can just accept the fact that they will need to make the transition, or they can continue to flounder and run into conversion problems.

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    3. Re:Mixing units by Onikuma · · Score: 1

      Better double check your conversion from m&m to um&m.
      It should be 5 000 um&m's

    4. Re:Mixing units by ciroknight · · Score: 1

      Look at all the different units! WoaHHs, PatEoTSs, even um

      Is that pronounced "pateots" like potatos in a convoluted way, or is it one of those French/Latin/Italian words with waayy too many letters and an extremely simple pronounciation like "potatos"? ;)

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  17. Only if they by GungaDan · · Score: 1

    can mount a frikkin' laser on its head.

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    Eloi are stupid, throw morlocks at them!
  18. A warning between the lines by Chocolate+Teapot · · Score: 1
    "It turns by putting a silicon 'foot' out and pivoting like a motorcyclist skidding around a tight turn"

    Whatever you do, don't try to overclock these babies, not even with watercooling.

    --
    Modest doubt is called the beacon of the wise. - William Shakespeare
  19. i don't get it by SparafucileMan · · Score: 1

    it's not "untethered". it's sitting ON a control and power grid. so they turned the tether into a grid? i really don't see how that's neat. that's just a name change. i mean the robot's cool, but it's hardly untethered. it can't exactly run loose in the lab, or the street, or ...

  20. Great, now make it do something by QuantumG · · Score: 3, Insightful

    anything. It's it great the way we always hear about groundbreaking achievements that "could" be used in future applications, but we never actually hear about the applications? Just once I'd like to see a press release where the scientists say "and it can do this useful function right now which we intend to start a spinoff company to commercialise."

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  21. At very small scales... by zenslug · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "At very small scales, this machine is surprisingly fast."

    I just thought that was pretty funny. I mean, at pretty small scales a sloth is a speeding bullet. But his point obviously is that it has a large speed to size ratio.

    And did anyone else notice that during the video linked in the article as he says, "These robots are maybe 10x the size of human blood cells", while the video shows red blood cells on the machine. It's clear from the image that what he is saying is clearly not true. Maybe just bad editing.

    1. Re:At very small scales... by forkazoo · · Score: 1

      It took me a moment to get my bearings on that image as well. Compare the blood cells image with the very first shot at the opening side by side. On the blood cells image, the lightest rectangle, which starts about halfway across the image and runs to about 3/4 of the image horizontally, and vertically from about 3/4 up to the very bottom, only that part is the robot. It runs off the bottom of the image, so you can't see the distinctive round "steering flipper." Look for the distinctive long double stepped ridge along the side of the main body.

      You can see that on the shortest axis it is clearly *less* than ten blood cells across, but in the longer axis it is naturally more. I'd guess about 25 blood cells from end to end in the longest dimension, which is in the right order of magnitude.

  22. Ah, proof-reading by Diablo1399 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "Smaller and less massive"? Are they also more effective and less ineffective than previous designs?

    1. Re:Ah, proof-reading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Size" generally refers to length, width, and height. "Mass" of objects of different sizes depends on their density. It is possible to have small objects that mass more than large objects. Consider, for example, ball bearings and balloons.

  23. These things are already running amok! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    A picture in the gallery shows one of these things covered in "human red blood cells." Clearly, they're already running amok!

          I have to go buy some duct tape...

  24. At least they can keep track of them... by jpellino · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bill McLellan, the guy who won Feynman's motor challenge would have won sooner but he kept losing his motor in the dust on his workbench.

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    "Win treats sysadmins better than users. Mac treats users better than sysadmins. Linux treats everyone like sysadmins."
  25. Too small by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    How the hell is this thing supposed to fetch me a beer?

    1. Re:Too small by chawly · · Score: 1

      It brings a very small beer only. The price of the very small beer is the same as the price of the regular size. It a concealed tax.

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      How many beans make five, anyhow ? ... Charles Walmsley
  26. Great by thechao · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And what's the wear-lifetime of a such a small device? And how does a "microrobot" mean that we're "one step closer to a nanorobot"? The article makes no such claim, and such an extraordinary decrease in size--at least factor a billion in terms of volume--is so dramatic it boggles the mind that it was even suggested. Let me give a good idea about the feasibility of "nanorobots": nature has been shrinking critters for /billions/ of years, look to their level of functionality, i.e. what does a bacterium do? what does a virus do? what does a prion do? to get an idea of what "nanorobots" would be capable of.

    1. Re:Great by blincoln · · Score: 1

      And how does a "microrobot" mean that we're "one step closer to a nanorobot"?

      Building microrobots that are programmed to build nanorobots is probably easier than building nanorobots directly.

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      "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
    2. Re:Great by danila · · Score: 1

      Not really. But building microrobots is a good practice for building microtools that can be used to build nanorobots. It's not that a microrobot should be used to build a nanorobot, it's that parts of a relatively large machine should be made on a micro-scale. And for that we need to solve the problems of power transmission, control, etc.

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  27. A football field by ran-o-matic · · Score: 4, Informative

    OK - They are 60 x 250 micrometers or .000060 x .000250 meters, so you get 66,666,666.66 of them per m^2. If you include the entire playing field (w/ end zones) an NFL football field is 360 ft. x 160 ft. or 57,600 ft^2 or ~5,351.215 m^2. So there are (if I haven't messed anything up!) ~356,747,673,600 (I carried the calculations at full precision and rounded the result, so your results might not be exactly the same as mine). I leave it as an exercise for the reader to calculate the number required for other sizes of fields.

  28. Do they come with microphones? by unknownideal · · Score: 1

    The work was funded in part by the Department of Homeland Security Well, you know they'll somehow go to good use in the war on terra.

  29. Olympic Swimming Pool by Onikuma · · Score: 1

    An olympic swimming pool has a volume of at least 2500 m^3 (from the rules & regulations found here: http://www.fina.org/rules/FR/rules_fr3.htm)

    So...
    Assuming it's 3um tall (a guess based on the picture)
    Also assuming that it's a rectangle (it's not - someone can feel free to take this calculation a bit futher)
    The volume of the robot is therefore 4.5x10^-14 m^3
    So we get ~55,555,555,555,555,556 robots to fill an olympic size swimming pool.

  30. You are right! by PaulBu · · Score: 1


    Google agrees with you! ;-)

    By the way, for some reason I was always feeling bad wasting Google's bandwidth to perform my silly unit conversions (note: not my company's bandwidth, since it allowed to me to be reasonably confident in my result so much faster! ;-) ).

    Does anyone know of an Open Source calculator which would do something like this? Well, in
    $$ realm I can think of Mathematica and (maybe)
    an AMS-VHDL implementation converting units
    properly, but still... I wish Google would just
    open-source this code (no, there are no ads on
    calculator results).

    Totally off-topic, I know...

    Paul B.

    1. Re:You are right! by randomblast · · Score: 1

      Try Qalculate.

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    2. Re:You are right! by lowrydr310 · · Score: 1
      What are you talking about? Slashdot allows HTML A tags.

      Don't forget to close your quotes

  31. You are right! by PaulBu · · Score: 1
  32. Micorobots vs microdots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget that the key ingredient of microdots was developed at Berkley, and since they were derived from a fungus, they could have been considered mycodots as well...

  33. Not sure which is worse by Horkdoom · · Score: 2

    The fact that there are so many typos (as ridiculed above) or the fact that Suicidegirls posted this news topic hours before /. did. (or the fact that I know SG posted this before /.)

  34. It's Alive! by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

    They brought Microsoft Office Clippey alive!? aaaaaaaah!

  35. Deep in Microsoft Labs @ Dartmouth, you can hear.. by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

    ...And I will name him, Micro-Me...

    Muahahah,muahahahahahahahahaaaaa...

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    There is no America. There is no democracy. There is only IBM and AT&T and DuPont, Dow, General Electric, and Exxon
  36. Dang Law of Scale still in the way. by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1

    There's the dang Laws of Scale in the way of making anything small and useful. If you shrink anything by a factor of ten in length, height, and width, it has only 1/1000th the volume, and therefore only 1/1000th the horsepower. Do this a few times and friction, surface tension and static electricity rule. Your doo-thingy can't move, much less do any useful work. Don't buy any nanobot stock.

  37. The obvious application by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The obvious application, as this reasearch is funded by Homeland security, is first to develop grey goo, then blue goo to fight the grey goo

    insert obMarxQuote here

  38. Unteatered by ajb2718 · · Score: 1

    If it gets it's power from a grid it walks on how is it unteathered?

  39. Basic? by zotz · · Score: 1

    What I need to know is if they are controlled by Dartmouth Basic.

    all the best,

    drew
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  40. Crichton's book "Prey" by peter303 · · Score: 1

    The Jurassic Park author wrote a reasonably entertaining book about military nano-bots becoming artificially intelligent and start acting on their own. Eventually this will be a theater movie.

    1. Re:Crichton's book "Prey" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes, and it will stink.
      I've read nearly all of Crichton's books, and I can definitely tell you that while Prey was entertaining, it was even more half mashed pseudo-science than anything else he's written. But then I guess that would make a good movie by Hollywood standards.

      Hey, I'm not bashing Crichton, he's a good writer, but he should stick to more down to earth stories like Airframe or Rising Sun

    2. Re:Crichton's book "Prey" by chawly · · Score: 1

      Any sex involved ? Just curious.

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      How many beans make five, anyhow ? ... Charles Walmsley
    3. Re:Crichton's book "Prey" by Dogsbody_D · · Score: 1

      Typical Crichton book. Lots of discussions from people in the field to add colour and realism to the background. Then it all turns into a runaround monster movie. Oh, with the added subtext that women who go to work are evil harpies hell-bent on destroying Family Values.

  41. missing comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our new less massive controllable micorobotic overlords

    1. Re:missing comment by chawly · · Score: 1

      Me too, buddy, me too. After all, what else can we do ?

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      How many beans make five, anyhow ? ... Charles Walmsley
  42. Dartmouth, NS... by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    I didn't realise there were sofistimacated labratories in Dartmouth, NS?

    Perhaps it is located in a trailer park along with chief scientists, Bubbles, Julian, and Ricky.

    http://www.trailerparkboys.com/main.html

  43. did anyone notice... by romeo_in_blk_jeans · · Score: 1

    "The work was funded in part by the Department of Homeland Security, Office of Domestic Preparedness through Dartmouth's Institute for Security Technology Studies (ISTS)."

    An extrapolation as to why these guys need nanobots is left as an exercise for the reader.

    1. Re:did anyone notice... by hockeyschtick · · Score: 1

      I would guess those guys are searching for their heads, which must be lodged in tight places.

  44. Mini Bender says... by packersfan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bite my tiny metal ass!

    1. Re:Mini Bender says... by chawly · · Score: 1

      It's the dentist's bill that wouldn't be tiny ! Let's take care, tiny or not, that's a metal ass.

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      How many beans make five, anyhow ? ... Charles Walmsley
  45. Iron Filing??? by RancidMilk · · Score: 1

    Is this similar to an iron filing on an electromagnetic grid??? If it requires this mat to travel on, I see no difference. The metal filing would probably move quicker, anyhow.

  46. Re:All about getting Venture Capitalism by vertinox · · Score: 1

    Just once I'd like to see a press release where the scientists say "and it can do this useful function right now which we intend to start a spinoff company to commercialise."

    If they could do that, they wouldn't need a press release.

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    "I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
    -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
  47. GPL Calculator by ran-o-matic · · Score: 1

    I use EMU48 by Sébastien Carlier when I don't have access to a real calculator. The ROMs are not FOSS, but hp has released them for use in emulators.

  48. Re:Ah, proof-reading (can be a waste of time) by chawly · · Score: 1

    Or we might want to consider sparrow shit and camel shit - if we had the time, that is. The mass of objects of the same size is a function of their weight. Consider, for example, the comparison between the output from a really constipated sparrow and the output from a camel with diarrhoea. Careful examination might reveal "objects" from both the camel and the sparrow of the same volume (or size) and having the same weight. If discovered, those objects might be said to have the same density (if something had to be said about them). Such discoveries would take both time and trouble, and it is not clear what they would bring to the world's store of knowlege. Upon reflection (but why, in God's name why ?), maybe ball-bearings and ballons (if inflated) may waste less time for the same result.

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    How many beans make five, anyhow ? ... Charles Walmsley