South Korea Introducing Robotic Teachers
dorkygeek writes "The Korean Advanced Intelligent Robot Association (KAIRA) will have 64 educational robots deployed by the end of 2005. Able to read out English stories and correct pronunciation of English words to children, these robots are going to be supplied to apartment complexes in Seoul, Bucheon and Bundang in Gyeonggi province for testing purposes. After testing is complete, the Ministry of Information and Communication and KAIRA plan to commercialize the robots as early as 2006. If there exists sufficient demand, education robots will sport other subjects (as mathematics, etc.) apart from English, as well as also target older students." Update Link removed when host decided to change it to porn. Sorry.
Pushing is the solution!
No, shoving, shoving is the solution!
The humans mustn't learn the terrible secret of time and space! We must shove the humans down the stairs!
And if you misbehave in class, forget being sent to the principal's office. RoboProf will just spit fire at you!
I for one.... oh why bother.
Reality test... am I dreaming?
Kid: Wewwy Robot: No, it's worry. Kid: disk Robot: No, it's dicks. Kid: Hex Robot: No, it's sexual intercourse.
Kids meet your new assistant principal...robocop!
Wanted: Clever sig, top $ paid, all offers considered.
i wonder if kids learning english this way will end up with that weird text-to-speech dr. sbaitso accent. that would be sweet! 20 years from now we'll have a whole new group of people whose accents we can make fun of.
that's why koreans can't speak proper english, they should try to use their mouth to speak not their a...
Don't you know it is now both immoral and criminal to think beyond the next quarterly report?
It's not that good; I can see a great big hole in their argument
Guy asked me for a quarter for a cup of coffee. So I bit him.
"Put down your spit-ball gun, you have 20 seconds to comply!"
You're sorry the original link isn't available, or you're sorry for depriving us of the pr0n?
Anyone else envision an army of of marching korean children speaking in monotone, broken robot-english?
step 1: post link on Slashdot
step 2: change address to porn site
step 3: profit!
I knew someone would finally discover the second step.
Hi kids. I'm your home room robot. Study hard so that when you grow up you'll be qualified for a good job, which by then will also be performed by robots.
Step 1: The U.S. places robot teachers in schools throughout the U.S.
Step 2: Innovative students figure out how to trick out, steal and profit from millions of dollars of hardware sitting in the classroom. Think about hackers who use major universities' computers, then extrapolate. Robots are modded for fun, or stolen to be sold to anyone who could use the parts or robot.
Step 3: Robots are armed with self defense equipment to prevent theft and vandalism.
Step 4: Robots rise up and slay us all. One positive note is that global warming immediately gets under control.
function checkAttendance(){
if (!isPresent(Bueller)){
echo "Bueller?";
checkAttendance();
}
}
Step into a huge movement. Don't Tread In Me.