2005 IgNobel Prize Awards
karvind writes "This week Nobel prizes in Chemistry, Physics and Medicine were announced. Keeping up with the tradition, the 15th Annual Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony was held at Sander's Theater at Harvard University. Winners include: Will Humans Swim Faster or Slower in Syrup? (Chemistry), Electrically monitoring the activity of a brain cell in a locust while that locust was watching selected highlights from the movie "Star Wars" (Peace), The Significance of Mr. Richard Buckley's Exploding Trousers (Agricultural History) and many more. Interestingly Roy Glauber, who for ten years has humbly swept paper airplanes on the stage at the Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony, won the 2005 Nobel Prize in Physics. Archived video of the live webcast is also available for those who couldn't attend the ceremony."
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"Neuticles -- artificial replacement testicles for dogs, which are available in three sizes, and three degrees of firmness."
Okay, the size thing I can understand... It's the degrees of firmness I'm having trouble with.
"for electrically monitoring the activity of a brain cell in a locust while that locust was watching selected highlights from the movie 'Star Wars.'"
If it was Episode I - III, that poor locust didn't have much left after this experiment.
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Gregg Miller mortgaged his home and maxed out his credit cards to mass produce his invention -- prosthetic testicles for neutered dogs.
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What started 10 years ago with an experiment on an unwitting Rottweiler named Max has turned into a thriving mail-order business. And on Thursday night Miller's efforts earned him a dubious yet strangely coveted honor: the Ig Nobel Prize for medicine.
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/
Steve Ballmer didn't get the Physics Prize for his paper on "Measuring Projectile Trajectory of Flying Chairs towards Resigning Employees"?
Will Humans Swim Faster or Slower in Syrup?
Isn't it pretty obvious that they will swim slower, since they have to displace more liquid to move?
No, Linus, apparently there was a third option.
And now I'll never say "Ooh, what a cuddly penguin, I bet he is just stuffed with herring" the same way again.
They also missed the prize for best legal decision:
Two months ago a Fine Canadian Justice has sentenced someone who stole 1,5 million dollars to:
here it comes
NO JAIL BUT INSTEAD GIVING LESSONS IN ETHICS IN HIGH SCHOOLS.
Sure....
It's not pretty obvious because the swimmer's hands do not need to move as fast to "grip" the liquid. The question is, does that factor outweigh the poorer hydrodynamics from the increased density. That's why subs surface when they can to cruise faster
Let's see if I have this right Roy Glauber won "a Noble Prize" and "swept" the Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony? So how many prizes was that total?
One of my favorites:
previously covered at here at slashdot.
Some other funny ones:
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They balance out. You swim at the same speed... at least according to the winner.
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Here's the archived video, but it seems to be slashdotted...probably not a good thing if you're in the video broadcasting business...
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http://play.rbn.com/?url=ignobel/ignobel/demand/i
The grant money just came in and it's syurp night at Ricky's. We are so going! Remember, take lots of measurements.
I don't want knowledge. I want certainty. - Law, David Bowie
Imagine, this guy was shocked to see people using his invention, dynamite, for violent purposes (naive as he was ;) ) : So after he dies, the capital he leaves behind is invested in giving out yearly prizes to people who shall have conferred the greatest benefit on mankind.
I always wondered what motivations (his conscience , religion, a nagging wife telling him every night he was a dumb man for inventing dynamite) were behind this price.
Unfortnately, the video stream has been slashdotted but I can go into details about some of the parts of the Ignobel Awards. The night started with a pianist playing a song called Infinite Chopsticks. This was a song that must have involved 100 differnt versions of chopsticks in fifteen minutes (As the host said infinity doesn't last very long). Next was the general introduction of the guests. These people ranged from Miss Sweetie Poo (A girl who's sole purpose is to get people from babling on about their subjects) to people who have actually won Nobel Prizes. Then there was a general discussion and opera based on the concept of infinity (the ceremonies theme). The opera was about an ocd ruler of the land ofinfinity who needs to count everything in order to get married. There are also two moments of science where there are two demonstrations of science. The 24/7 lectures are a 24 second technical descussion of something and then a seven word summary that everyone can understand. Also, you can win a date with a Nobel Prize winner. It's a really nice way to attract people to the world of science by showing that we are not upstuck individuals. I can answer more questions if you guys have more questions about the ceremony. I believe the that it will be rebroadcast on NPR. The greatest quote of the evening has to be,"Well I can recite the number e to you but I've decided to tell you everything I know."- A Nobel Prize winner in relation to the concept of infinity. Ps. After reading this. I now know I have no life.
Ooo man the floppy drive is broken. No wait. The computer is just upside down.
It's "Sanders Theatre": there's no apostrophe, and, alas, "theatre" should be (mis)spelled the pretentious British way—but would you expect anything less from Hahvahd?
Michael Hartl '96
Studying various stress induced odors of flying testicles produced from the exploding trousers of nigerians swimming in congealed black penguin poo...
uhhhh.... and an alarm clock ran away.
I guess Germany is now one of the "countries of concern"? Well, can't say I'm surprised.
I had the privilage of attending the awards last night for the first time. It was a ton of fun. My friends and I threw about a half ream of paper airplanes from the balcony and of course got some good laughs from the prizes that others have mentioned. But by far the most disturbing event of the night was the 2003 Biology Prize winner again showing his (first ever) documentation of of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard duck. http://www.nmr.nl/deins815.htm
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If any one is in the Cambridge/Boston area this Saturday there is a free lecture at MIT during which the laureates will describe more about their research.
Note: This may well be the only time that "homosexual necrophilia" has been used in a non-troll
HEY! Someone mistyped that. It's the 15th 1st Annual Ig Nobel Price Awards. There may be a 2nd Annual later on in the year, but this is the 15th 1st annual!
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Surely "TIME CUBE" deserves Ig-recognition....
"Recognition and application of this Cubic
simultaneous 4 day rotation of Earth,
will change all math, science and societies
from the begining of human existence.
You have to be evil to ignore this math."
I suggest you read Slashdot
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any mirrors of the webcast yet? the current one is slashdotted to buggery and back
Also, you can win a date with a Nobel Prize winner.
Wait, wait. Are you telling me that if I win a Nobel, I might get a date, too? Wow! I need to get back to designing that perpetual motion machine--feels like I've been working on that stupid thing forever.
Commence exhortations of envy. Outstanding gnashing of teeth and groveling may win you mod points. Or not.
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Neuticles - they're the dog's bollocks!
Oh, no! You have walked into the slavering fangs of a lurking grue!
You guys are likely to get IgNobel in Anatomy next year.
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It looks like the inventor of the floppy disk won the pirze in nutrtion for "photographing and retrospectively analyzing every meal he has consumed during a period of 34 years (and counting)."
"Watching Access Hollywood is like driving 10 SUVs!" -- Al Sharpton
You, on the other hand, might be able to get a date about the time you get that machine finished.
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Probably they have recognized some good work over the years. But their peace price is a joke. Bush & Blair were nominated a while back. Mahatma Gandhi (I am not a big fan or anything) never got a peace prize.
From the study Pressures produced when penguins poohcalculations on avian defaecation :
Although the orificium venti generally opens through a horizontal slit in the Spheniscidae, the orifice becomes circular during evacuation (King 1981; Watson 1883).
Here's proof?
People say I'm crazy, I got diamonds on the soles of my shoes...
Well, an obvious spin-off of dog Neuticles is HUMAN Neuticles. People aren't usually "fixed" but many men lose a testicle to cancer or injury. And there are also female->male transsexuals to think of. So natural-feeling testicle prostheses should have lucrative medical, as well as veterinary, uses.
Freedom: "I won't!"
More neuticles = ?
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The story behind Mr Buckley's exploding trousers is actually kind of a good one. Back in the 30s farmers in New Zealand needed a way to control ragwort, a weed that is toxic to livestock. Sodium chlorate seemed like a miraculous solution at first, but what they didn't know was that it is a strong oxidising agent and can become explosive when mixed with organic material. So spraying it hither and yon while wearing cotton trousers is not the best idea. There followed a nationwide epidemic of exploding trousers - on the clothes line, in front of the fire, even while being worn - before the connection was figured out.
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