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Yahoo and Microsoft to Merge Instant Messengers

Primotech writes "Betanews has word that Microsoft and Yahoo plan to link their respective IM clients again so that users of both can communicate with each other on one, shared network. Facing threats from third-party applications, like Trillian and Skype, the two tech giants will claim 44% of the instant messaging market, analysts predict. They will also go head to head together with the biggest competitor, AOL."

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  1. That's right by mattbot+5000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    This merger will only affect those browsing on the intarnet.

  2. What incredible innovation! by shma · · Score: 5, Funny


    Microsoft and Yahoo are set to announce on Wednesday a blockbuster interoperability deal that will reshape the landscape of the fragmented instant messaging market.

    I can't wait to message all my friends with gaim to tell them the good news.

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  3. Typo by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't believe the editors let this one slip by. Yahoo and MS exchanging massages is big news. Maybe MS will finally get laid.

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    1. Re:Typo by 2674 · · Score: 5, Funny

      What do you mean Maybe MS will finally get laid. They have been getting laid for a long while now. Or is screwing someone not the same as getting laid?

    2. Re:Typo by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe MS will finally get laid.

      What do you mean FINALLY? They've been fucking people for years.

  4. FAQ: "What's a messanger?" by melquiades · · Score: 4, Funny
    mess-an-ger [from MESS + ANGER]: The emotional state induced by using any of a series of software products suffering from feature bloat, as typified by Microsoft Word. An "instant messanger" is a piece of software so obnoxious to the user that it induces rage immediately on contact.
    And I'll bet you all just thought that Slashdot's editors don't spell check the articles! Silly readers.
  5. I don't use any real time messengers. by elgee · · Score: 1, Funny

    I use email. I look at it when I want, I delete it if I am not interested in answering it, I answer it when I want.

    Of course no one ever wants to communicate with me anyway. Beer is my only friend and it doesn't do the 'net.

  6. Re:Good news by Abstract_Me · · Score: 1, Funny

    Abstract says....
    ya the new os x msn client is great

    Abstract says....
    it looks so good and [CONNECTION LOST]

    Abstract says....
    the new msn client is aw[CONNECTION LOST]

    Abstract says....
    NEW VERSION SUCKS!

    Abstract says...
    ha.. that one went through

    WARNING: the following messages may not have been delivered
    Abstract says....
    NEW VERSION SUCKS!
    Abstract says...
    ha.. that one went through

  7. Re:Good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    This may also lead to an official MSN Messenger client for Linux (Yahoo already has an official Linux client for a while). This will be good news indeed, since that means things like MSN audio chat will be available for Linux users.

  8. Re:Just great . . . by Mongoose · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, just me and some of my friends that are PhDs and also game developers use Yahoo IM. What's your degree in, and who do you work for...? =)

    YIM works on the most mobile phones, and it's nice to use with giam if you also use yahoo mail. Also it's not MSN, ha! =)

  9. Re:I find that amusing... by millette · · Score: 3, Funny

    But Gaim's source is already open !

    Oh, wait, I see what you mean ;)

  10. New from Microsoft and Yahoo! by Proc6 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Double Your Privacy Invasion, Permanent Chat Logging, User Profiling and Targetted Marketing for the Same Low Price!

    Hurry, While Supplies Last!

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  11. Re:Amazing by kahanamoku · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can we call it a 'Global IM Protocol' ?

    or will the developers of GIMP get annoyed? :-)

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  12. Re:Coming soon to Gaim by larry+bagina · · Score: 2, Funny

    it's open source. That means audio support will happen when you stop picking your pud and start writing code.

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  13. Re:One Word Gaim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    you couldn't care less

    COULDN'T CARE LESS

    Godamn it. I hope you fall down some stairs.

  14. Re:I find that amusing... by LordSnooty · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow man, that's like poetry.

  15. Re:One Word Gaim by Fallus+Shempus · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is this the worlds first example of a British person not understanding
    American sarcasm?

    I knew our education system was getting worse but...

  16. merge or link? by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Funny

    If its link, sure that might be ok.

    If its merge, this will be the beginning of the end of yahoo. Next will be yahoomail/hotmail.. then more an more until they are absorbed by microsoft.

    Is google really hurting yahoo that much to want to sell out to the antichrist?

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  17. MS agrees to align with, destroy Yahoo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    AP - Microsoft today agreed to align with, then destroy, competitor Yahoo!

    A Microsoft spokesman said that the company would follow its traditional formula

    1. Select one of two competitors to align with

    2. Use its illegal OS monopoly to destroy both new ally and competitor

    3. Laugh while the new ally says "???????"

    4. Profit

    Microsoft spokesmen, responding to questions, said that the company welcomes praise for this move and hopes that customers will continue to frame discussion of this move in terms of product features and communications glitches between different clients.

  18. GIMP by Kadin2048 · · Score: 3, Funny

    We'll have to name it "GIMP Isn't a Messaging Protocol" to prevent confusion. :)

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  19. Re:Trillian is irrelevant. Jabber is the future. by japhmi · · Score: 2, Funny

    And digitalsurgeon demonstrates the apparent intelligence of a 4th grader failing English while writing his post. No wonder he's on MSN...

    Don't insult the 4th graders, it takes several more years of schooling in America to get that bad at English.

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  20. Re:One Word Gaim by syrinx · · Score: 2, Funny

    But 99% of my friends would trash Gaim as soon as they opened it.
    It's missing the features that makes msn messenger special, all those neat winks, backgrounds, packages and more. It's what makes it fun for them.


    You know, you probably don't want to let on that all your "friends" are 14 year old girls. The FBI usually doesn't look too kindly upon that.

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  21. Re:One Word Gaim by djp928 · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know, you probably don't want to let on that all your "friends" are 14 year old girls. The FBI usually doesn't look too kindly upon that.

    It's cool if "he" is also a 14 year old girl. But in that case, what is "he" doing reading Slashdot? Everyone knows Slashdot is entirely peopled with ugly nerdy dudes.

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