The Revolution Begins Now
1up.com has a lengthy feature up today about everything that's currently known about Nintendo's next volley in the console wars. From the article: "Once again, Nintendo has single-handedly flipped the videogame market on its head. After a generation of mockery and snickering from Sony, Microsoft and even diehard fans, Nintendo's come out of left field with an idea that's more reminiscent of what the company stands for than anything they accomplished during the GameCube era. Let's break it down and see what it all means." Update: 10/17 22:08 GMT by Z : I'm getting over being sick. Link fixed.
Since when did 1-up take over gamasutra anyways?
And what does Halo 2 have to do with the Revolution?
Could I possibly ask any more asinine questions?
Perhaps the story is actually about the social networking aspect of Halo games... and it's on gamasutra, not 1up... perhaps we should give Zonk some caffeine, or fire his lazy butt... 'cause that link had NOTHING to do with Revolution.
Windows isn't the answer... it's the question. NO is the answer!
FTSummary: "Let's break it down and see what it all means."
Apparently, nothing, since the link points to Gamasutra, not 1up.
I think they meant to link this
http://www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3144666&did=1
I think that he menat this link:
http://www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3144666&did=1
Just when it's idiot proof, someone builds a bigger idiot.
So, here's a review of Time including the Revolution controller in its list of 5 things that'll blow your mind: http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3144800
Here's a story about Peter Moore (of Microsoft) praising the Revolution: http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3144015&did=1
And here's a story about J Allard on the Revolution: http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3144413&did=1
And here's a lengthy piece on the arrival of the Revoultion: http://www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3144666
I think this last one is the one that should have been linked to the summary.
"Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
So is Gamasutra the new goatse?
Fact 1. I now work 50-80+ hours a week, free time isn't exacltly what it was in college. So only one next gen console will make it into my house.
Fact 2. I don't like to throw away my money, Revolution is going to be much less expensive than either the PS3 or Xbox 360. So if I can only play for a limited amount of time I want a high bang for my buck ratio.
Fact 3. I have a PC that could handle just about any game out there and I can do work on it.
Fact 4. I currently have a GC and a PS2, guess which gets more game time? I thought Pikmin was the stupidest looking thing around till I gave it a try. More of the same from Nintendo? More MarioCart/Metroid etc, yes please.
Fact 5. I might actually be able to get my parents to play some games.
I dont know whats worse, Zonk being so uninterested in the article that he made the link to gamasutra instead (because probably that is what he was reading instead) or the incredibly ridiculous article he actually meant to link.
Summary: The revolution will be great! all of the previous motion detector controllers were plain trash, but somehow this is not! for some reason we are unable to explain coherently! (expand that to 6 pages)
Seriously 1up time to do research on your articles and getting interviews and facts OF THE NEW items instead of just speculating over the water dispenser and showing info about the 80's devices and movies you have in your garage (nobody cares!).
And no, you are not supposed to be proud over the last article in which you expent like 10 pages trying to guess what the fuck the revolution controller was like and were WRONG by a landslide. (seriously they werent even close!)
IMO: The revolution controller is great tech but only 10% (maybe less) of the games are going to use it properly, most of the time it will be used as an air joystick. (which defies the entire purpose of it) and even then is going to be a lot more tired to use that than an ordinary controller. Also third parties are probably going to be weary of porting to revolution due to it. (extra R&D and development costs)
Go ahead MOD my day!
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Well bad link but check this...t ory=6864
:) And this is one of the original gods of gaming.
http://www.gamasutra.com/php-bin/news_index.php?s
For every bad link, there's one good story
What they REALLY mean is that they were the ones to develop Halo 2!
Slashdot, the only place where intellectuals can act like idiots... and still sound intellectual.
I'm not trying to troll, but seriously, how many articles do we need on "How the revolution flipped the game industry on its ass and will be the greatest thing since sliced bread". I get it, its gonna be cool, but we dont need 1000 articles that say the exact same thing, atleast post something new.
Moderations like on the parent are what made me choose this nick.
To over-explain, typically in a post here, when a link is not what it's described as, it goes to something scary and upsetting, such as goatse.
As this was an article at Gamasutra rather than the expected and described 1up link, I jokingly asked if that were going to become par for the course.
So no, it's not off-topic, and yes, my nickname has once again been validated.
-FTM
Some developer should:
1.Develop a 3D upgrade of the game design for "Ristar" that allows movement and jumping with the nunchaku while giving control over the characters grapples (in Ristar his arms), possibly variable length grapples like in the N64 game "Chameleon Twist", to the A button and pointer on the remote-like part of the controller.
2.Sell this new game in which both movement AND attacking are controlled by pointer (somewhat) to the masses.
3. ???
4. Profit!!!
This game design idea is hereby public domain. I was thinking of a grappling based game in full 3D for a long time before I played Ristar on "Sonic Mega Collection", and therefore have the right to license my idea how I please, even if I don't have the technical game-design language to describe it without referring to other games.