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Data Center Move Goes Awry for TypePad

miller60 writes "Problems during a switchover between data centers have slowed TypePad, the popular blog hosting service. Typepad maxed out its data center space and all available power at Internap, and is in the process of moving to a new data center. The transition has not gone smoothly, causing the Typepad service to slow to a crawl amid very public complaints by its blogger customers. TypePad operator Six Apart promises things will improve soon."

104 comments

  1. Well.. by Cruithne · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sure our linking to them will help immensely with the slowness!

    1. Re:Well.. by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Informative
      I wasn't going to click their link.... until you said that

      Then i read the farking article and realized it didn't matter

      Typepad's home page is hosted at Akamai, a major content distribution network, and has been spared the level of performance problems seen by many TypePad bloggers. Mena Trott promised things will be better soon. /blockquote
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    2. Re:Well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NOTE TO ALL TYPEPAD USERS:

      No one cares about your blog. Your self important is way over stated. Your insights are flawed. Go outside and stare at the sun.

  2. Awesome! by AdityaG · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Let's help their site get back to speed by posting a link on slashdot...

  3. It's what they do by bypedd · · Score: 5, Funny
    "...amid very public complaints by its blogger customers"

    But that's why we love bloggers! We wouldn't expect any less.

  4. Oh, real smart... by VE3MTM · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. Hear about ailing server
    2. Post story about said ailing server on /., including a link to the site.
    3. ???
    4. Whatever you're expecting here, it ain't profit.

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    1. Re:Oh, real smart... by Amouth · · Score: 1

      hey we always try and kick them when their down.. they are blogers after all.. blogers that pay for it too..

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  5. Phew. by DrEldarion · · Score: 4, Funny

    At least myspace and livejournal aren't down, I'd hate to see the damage the roving bands of displaced angstbombs and emo kids could inflict upon the internet.

    1. Re:Phew. by bladesjester · · Score: 3, Funny

      For anyone who gets a giggle out of making fun of the emo kids (and I know most of us probably do), www.emorangers.com is truly amusing.

      They have the opening sequence to a "show" called Mighty Morphin Emo Rangers there. Just put down the soda first...

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    2. Re:Phew. by somethinghollow · · Score: 2, Informative

      What the hell are you talking about? 10% of myspace's functionality is down at all times due to Tom's apparent love of testing his (or whoever the developers are now) newest script on the live server instead of a development server.

      I'm not emo or anything (all my friend's use myspace, I swear that's why I joined). But I did send 4 messages to the same person today (at least 1 minute apart) and ended up at a page that said "test"... just the word "test"... no back ground or navigation... just the word "text." None of the messages ever made it to the person. That's worse than Microsoft.

      Myspace is a farce. I wish I had the time to write my own social networking website that is better than myspace and squash it! (Orkut sucks, too. I'm already a member.)

    3. Re:Phew. by Lucractius · · Score: 1

      Id like to $_$ in on the latest in fads but i too am short of free time :/

      mabey if i take your spare time, and add my spare time, then we could make a social network taht kicked ass... something better than Orkut

      then again why bother when the damn thing will do nothing but have portugese people sending me damn questions.

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    4. Re:Phew. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    5. Re:Phew. by Basehart · · Score: 1

      hey, those emorangers are pretty cool. I'm gonna send that link to my 6 yr old!

    6. Re:Phew. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LiveJournal was like that in the early days. MySpace will either grow up or die.

    7. Re:Phew. by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      I'd help you write you a better one but I'm too busy subscribing to all those social network things to have a social life anyway...

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  6. Data gone bad or just gone gone by cdtoad · · Score: 0

    1. mysqldump -uroot -pPINHEAD TYPEPAD001 > TYPEPAD.SQL
    2. zip TYPEPAD20051026.zip TYPEPAD.SQL
    3. sz TYPEPAD20051026.zip

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  7. typepad gone bad by ak_hepcat · · Score: 2, Informative

    I wondered why I wasn't able to read WWdN:iX today...

    And here Wil had been considering moving to TypePad for his next site upgrade....

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  8. Oh, real smart...BOOM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3: Mushroom cloud!

  9. We think. They complain about everything. by TCQuad · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...causing the Typepad service to slow to a crawl amid very public complaints by its blogger customers.

    Or so we assume. Of course, we can't actually access the blogs to double check, but it's a safe bet.

  10. Slow TypePad means... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    Maybe they need to change their name to "StickyPad".

  11. Heh, I did that. Twice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In the dot bomb era, I was working at a very large porn site. We moved our site twice to escape bills. This is essentially how it goes down:

    1. Get all your DNS updates ready.
    2. Shut everything down all at once at your low peak use time.
    3. Submit your DNS changes (or move your own dns servers in advance to new location).
    4. As fast as you can pile servers, routers, firewalls, switches, etc into vans, trucks, etc.
    5. Drive at 80 miles an hour to new data center hoping to fuck that pot hole you just hit didn't fuckup some scsi drives.
    6. As fast as you can unload all servers and re-set up your system.
    7. Spend about 24-48 hours fixing shit.
    8. Get drunk.

    I'm not kidding. I did this twice with more than 100 servers.

    1. Re:Heh, I did that. Twice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You did porn?

    2. Re:Heh, I did that. Twice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Oh, one other thing I forgot to mention regarding this move (first one only, by the second one there was hardly anyone left). This was the one time you got to boss the owner, sales people and marketroids around all at once. Because everyone, and I mean everyone, was invited to this party.

    3. Re:Heh, I did that. Twice by Nethead · · Score: 1

      That sounds like a bunch of flyingcroc.com!

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    4. Re:Heh, I did that. Twice by LogicX · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I also did some crazy datacenter moves -- they went a little different:

      Squeeze as many virtual hosts onto as few boxes as possible.
      Move the cleared off boxes to the new datacenter, get them up and running, with a ton of IPs
      Move swaths of virtualhosts and users at a time --
      update DNS to point to the new box, create www2.domain pointing to the new box
      update old box virtualhost with a 301 redirect of everything to www2.domain

      All traffic moves to the new NOC, all that remains are redirects for a few hours while dns caches around the world updating.

      Great method for moving hundreds of MB/sec of traffic in no time.

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    5. Re:Heh, I did that. Twice by RollingThunder · · Score: 1

      True, but given that the GP said "to escape bills", I suspect the initial moved boxes would tip off the colo operator that you're about to run out on them, and to stop you cold.

    6. Re:Heh, I did that. Twice by kju · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Often this step should be included before all others:

      0. Update your DNS zones and lower the TTL to e.g. 10 Minutes. Otherwise people might not notice the new address for hours or even days (depending on your normal settings).

    7. Re:Heh, I did that. Twice by kju · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      And how is he supposed to stop you? Gun force? This is a free world and you are free to buy your services where you want. There is really nothing, the old operator can do against this. So stop talking bullshit.

    8. Re:Heh, I did that. Twice by RollingThunder · · Score: 1

      The colo is private property, and they can have you ejected, especially if you're delinquent.

      That's how. I'm not talking bullshit at all.

    9. Re:Heh, I did that. Twice by ScentCone · · Score: 2, Informative

      And how is he supposed to stop you? Gun force? This is a free world and you are free to buy your services where you want. There is really nothing, the old operator can do against this. So stop talking bullshit.

      Actually, "force" is exactly how. If you're delinquent on your bills a colo facility, the fine print in your contract generally states that the operator can prevent you from entering their private property and accessing your gear. If you can still walk into the building, they usually can change combinations/locks on your cage or cabinet. At that point, the only way you're physically going to get your equipment is to destroy parts of their facility. Enter the police (with guns, if that what it takes).

      When you colo, you're on private property, with very limited rights. You start screwing around with the invoice payments, and your rights to access that property diminish very quickly. This is just as it should be, since the colo operation is providing services like power and bandwidth (and physical security, and generators, and climate control), and they risk a lot when you're a heavy user. Of course, they could ask for a substantial deposit up front just in case, and many do with start-up customers.

      But mostly they (the colo operators) assume that holding your gear hostage is an OK way to deal with people trying to stiff them on the bills. Just like a mechanic who is allowed to hold onto your car if you don't want to pay them for work they just did... and just like they can use force, if they have to, to prevent you from taking that car off of their lot before you pay.

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    10. Re:Heh, I did that. Twice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if you are in possession of *someone else's* property.

    11. Re:Heh, I did that. Twice by nolife · · Score: 1

      I'm a little skeptical here. Why would a porn site need 100 servers or even anything even close to that? That is insane. I could understand the need for bandwidth and storage space but not nothing more then a handful of actual servers.

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    12. Re:Heh, I did that. Twice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well, you should've used a 302 redirect (temporary) to www2.domain.com, not a 301 (permanent). And, as another poster pointed out, you should have lowered your DNS TTL to a small value (10 minutes) well before the move (at least the value of the old TTL, plus a little extra, just to be safe). Other than that, good plan.

    13. Re:Heh, I did that. Twice by ldspartan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      you should have lowered your DNS TTL to a small value (10 minutes) well before the move

      Or, if you were exceptionally clever, you would have used Dan Bernstein's tinydns and its time-to-die / timestamp support to just schedule when the DNS switch would happen, and it would magically take care of adjusting the TTL appropriately so the switchover occured at the second specified.

      Mmmm, tinydns....

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  12. Am I the only one thinking... by joey_knisch · · Score: 2, Funny

    nobody was reading your stupid blog anyways?

    1. Re:Am I the only one thinking... by joey_knisch · · Score: 0

      Oh come on. You all know you were thinking it.

      Seriously, anyone with a dark sense of humor gets an automatic -1 troll. I guess I should have made some sort of overlord / in russia joke.

    2. Re:Am I the only one thinking... by josh253 · · Score: 1

      Now that's not true. I happen to know that there is at least one spammer that reads my blog.

  13. Living up to their name by Recovering+Hater · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Typepad maxed out its data center space and all available power at Internap..." Am I the only one that finds the name Internap a little ironic here?

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    1. Re:Living up to their name by Anonymous+Crowhead · · Score: 5, Informative

      Internap's facilities are pretty big. When we moved our stuff into their Seattle facility about three years ago, they were at 60% capacity. Now they are at 97% capacity. This facility has hundreds upon hundreds upon hundreds of racks each of which is capable of holding 48 1U servers. They recently gutted a conference room and a large staging area space so they could add more. I believe Internap has 25 similar facilities worldwide. They are doing brisk businesss.

    2. Re:Living up to their name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      obviously

    3. Re:Living up to their name by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2, Informative

      Am I the only one that finds the name Internap a little ironic here?

      NAP == Network Access Point

      If you understand that InterNAP's business model is to provide premium connectivity services (they buy bandwidth on all the big backbones and use that paid-for-bandwidth to provide guaranteed connectivity and all kinds of fancy routing-tricks to their customers) it actually makes sense that leaving InterNAP's service would result in crappy network performance.

      Disclaimer: I am a shareholder of INAP, I bought shedloads of shares when they hit rock-bottom after the dot-bomb, although not enough to qualify for the 5% rule.

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    4. Re:Living up to their name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, your sense of humor called - it's lost and wants to find its way home.

    5. Re:Living up to their name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn...that stock is cheap!!!!

      If I didn't fear them getting delisted, or going under, I think I'd buy a ton of it.

    6. Re:Living up to their name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Urg, we're currently moving out of Internap's Seattle facility (in the Westin) because not only can they not provide us enough power, the cooling has gotten so bad that we have to bring in our own fans and leave 3U between each of our servers.

  14. The TypePad home page is on Akamai ... by miller60 · · Score: 4, Informative
    ... hence the link to that URL rather than direct link to individual blogs. If a midnight Slashdotting brings Akamai and its 15,000 servers to its news, I guess THAT would be news.

    Hey, if it happens, we'll have to post a link about the Akamai outage and see if it happens again.

    1. Re:The TypePad home page is on Akamai ... by VE3MTM · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yeah, but saying that doesn't get you a +5 Funny :)

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    2. Re:The TypePad home page is on Akamai ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shame it doesn't get you a -5000 fuckhead.
      They do say the slashdot moderation system is broken though.

  15. A Solution! by Macblaster · · Score: 5, Funny

    If Typepad was utilizing Sun's $1 per gigabyte and per hour of processing time then such slowdowns wouldnt be a problem...

  16. It's what they do-Slashdotters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "But that's why we love bloggers! We wouldn't expect any less."

    As opposed to the silence you hear when Slashdot hiccups.

  17. Do your research... by JohnA · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Before we committed our 3 racks of servers to a data center, one of our primary research factors was the availability of growth capacity for our data center.

    To that end, we chose to host our servers in an Emeryville data center rather than the same provider's Sacramento data center.

    They were able to contractually guarantee 5 more racks, and 100 more amps of power, giving us the room to grow.

    You can buy cheap, but it ends up biting you in the butt. Make sure that you look at your long-term goals when deciding where to set up shop.

    1. Re:Do your research... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is the power grid there? Isn't Oakland/Emeryville power a bit flakey?

    2. Re:Do your research... by Amouth · · Score: 1

      My real question is if they really have that many servers, that much traffic, and are pulling that much power.. have they ever thought of hosing in more than one data center.. they could have set up a few servers at the new place and slowly move over services with out people noticing - instead they did a major swap and now getting screwed by their lack of design, forthough, i don't know.. jsut seems dumb to me..

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    3. Re:Do your research... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Power in our grid in Emeryville is quite reliable. When it's not, we've got 1500 gallons of fuel to level out the bumps.

  18. You get what you pay for by davidwr · · Score: 3, Informative

    The least intrusive way to move data centers is by using remote hot backups. That costs. A lot.

    The second best option is to estimate your downtime, double it, and raise it to the next unit of measurement. If you think it will take 2 days to move if everything goes according to plan, tell your customers it will take up to 4 weeks to iron out all the kinks.

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    1. Re:You get what you pay for by Baricom · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you think it will take 2 days to move if everything goes according to plan, tell your customers it will take up to 4 weeks to iron out all the kinks.

      Ahh, so you're using the Scotty Manuver.

    2. Re:You get what you pay for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bingo.

      Considering the unimaginable growth they say they have experienced, you'd think they would stop accepting new members for the time being. At least put that 30 day free trial on hiatus until the money they have already received gets put to use for the people from whose bank accounts it came.

  19. I hate subject lines by DanThe1Man · · Score: 4, Funny

    How do bloggers complain when they can't blog? Are they smart enough to handle email?

    1. Re:I hate subject lines by generic-man · · Score: 2, Funny

      E-mail is so Web 1.0. What you need to do now is moblog some cameraphone photos to your Flickr account and then tag-cloud them on your delicious.

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    2. Re:I hate subject lines by amrust · · Score: 1
      How do bloggers complain when they can't blog?

      They post on Slashdot.

      As a blogger, I always find myself wondering how everyone else complains.

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    3. Re:I hate subject lines by wuice · · Score: 1

      Nope, we're only smart enough to post on Slashdot.

  20. They shouldnt have left Internap by krelyk · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Internap is by far one of the best hosts out there, and I believe they are expanding their facilities to keep up with demand. Instead of jumping ship, Typepad should have waited for Internap's capability to provide more space/power... If they could not wait, then they should have brought up a few boxes at temporary locations until they could move them back to Internap. Anyone with experience with Internap already knows that they are probably the best of the best...

    Kyler

    1. Re:They shouldnt have left Internap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shill.

  21. I host my own blog. by elgee · · Score: 1

    I host my own blog using WordPress on my own domain. No problems with getting slashdotted as it is only linked from a quite obscure site.

    Come to think of it, I might was well blog to a .txt file using Notepad on my standalone laptop.

    1. Re:I host my own blog. by Plaid+Phantom · · Score: 3, Funny

      Heck, while you're at it, you might as well just use dead-tree format. Hey that gives me an idea: Blank books with lined pages designed to facilitate low-readership blogging in a non-electronic manner.

      Hey, I might as well patent that. With the USPTO as it is, I might just get away with it. :P

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    2. Re:I host my own blog. by Lucractius · · Score: 1

      "Come to think of it, I might was well blog to a .txt file using Notepad on my standalone laptop."

      aka a dairy: a blog that no one else reads.

      which means theres an lot more diaries out there than blogs i suspect...

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    3. Re:I host my own blog. by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 4, Funny
      a dairy: a blog that no one else reads.

      That's a pretty cheesy quote, son, but then again, you have to milk these things for all they're worth.

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    4. Re:I host my own blog. by manastungare · · Score: 1

      Now that was udderly uncalled for!

  22. Six Apart?? by Khyber · · Score: 4, Interesting

    TypePad operator Six Apart promises things will improve soon.

    I don't want to sound like a troll post. Sadly, there may be no other way to actually make sense with my question. We're talking about the same Six Apart that consistently gets in the way of free speech, suspends accounts, paid or not, for the absolute most whimsical reason, and the very same Six apart that will delete your community if it doesn't serve their consumerist policy? (like my LJ community DIERIAA {legal links to music offered freely for public download on the net by the record labels/copyright owners themselves} was terminated for no reason, never even had it's first post made, it just got wiped out, just for it's name.)

    We're talking about THAT Six Apart, right? The one that doesn't give half a shit about you, as long as they can steal your money Six Apart? Thank the deities that I never paid for one of their accounts. I've said worse on my webpages and not once has the Secret Service complained, not until Six Apart took over LiveJournal, that is.

    I apologize for this seeming like a troll post. I've had my own horrible experiences with LJ/SA, and for once, I had a chance to vent out my frustrations, and let it be known what I see LJ/SA to be. This is a personal opinion, so if you are in possession of better experiences, let them be known and put me into my place, please. But I still wish to know.. Improve? What are they going to improve upon, their volunteer idiots to ban and suspend journals or communities without even following their own set policies? Surely you're joking.

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    1. Re:Six Apart?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its probably because you suck.

      Now THAT is a troll post.

    2. Re:Six Apart?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. That is a flame. A troll post is when a post is purposefully accurate and without mistake. A pristine post, idyllic in its truth and execution. A troll post doesn't pretend to be something it's not at all.

    3. Re:Six Apart?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I work at 6A, and it's a great place with a lot of great people. If your bad experiences come from the LJ abuse team, they don't have their policies set by 6A so don't blame them. Sorry the abuse volunteers aren't very understanding, they're an odd bunch.

    4. Re:Six Apart?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who ever said it was inaccurate or with out mistake?

    5. Re:Six Apart?? by faedle · · Score: 1

      It still falls on SixApart's shoulders, as they now own LiveJournal.

      In all seriousness. If SixApart expects LJ to ever stop being a pink ghetto, they're going to have to start taking complaints like this seriously. LJ's "abuse department" has a long history of making screwy, inconsistent decisions that would (and should) appaul anybody at SixApart who cares about their corporate self-image and goodwill. From what I can see, this has not changed since SixApart took over.

      So, yes, it's proper to blame SixApart for the problems LJ-Abuse has. SixApart is profiting from LJ, therefore it is ultimately SixApart's responsilbility how LJ functions.

    6. Re:Six Apart?? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      We're talking about the same Six Apart that consistently gets in the way of free speech, suspends accounts, paid or not, for the absolute most whimsical reason, and the very same Six apart that will delete your community if it doesn't serve their consumerist policy?

      Free speech? That has nothing to do with it (at least not in the way you think it does). 6A has no means by which to stifle your rights to communicate with the world, they only have the ability to impact how you make use of the private system that they own and operate. When you use their system, you agree to their rules - and their rules tell you that they may shut down things that they don't think should be there. Period. Who cares if you don't like their opinion? You can go elsewhere and talk/write/post/rant all you want. But you can't tell them how to express their own opinions (through their policy actions) because if you could, that would be infringing on their freedom of expression. You've got it entirely backwards. They're not a common carrier (in that legal, telephone-system-sense), they're just a private publishing company, like a newspaper. They can say what they want, or decide who can say what through their systems. Couldn't be simpler, and if you're so convinced that it should done another way, pull together the tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars a month it takes to prop up a similar system for all of those users you have in mind, and run it yourself. You can, because you've got that freedom. On the other hand, because you're railing about "consumerism," I'm guessing you'd have trouble raising the cash that it takes to fund something like that.

      as long as they can steal your money

      If that's how you see them operating, and thousands of other people do not (and continue to pay them), perhaps you need to rethink equating "steal" with "charge for services in an extremely competitive market where you have nearly unlimited other choices." They can't "steal" anything from you if you just walk away and use a service that doesn't have the same content policies. And because you have that exact liberty, and a consumer-driven market that works exactly to give you more hosting choices than you can ever use, you really can't complain, and sound silly when you do.

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    7. Re:Six Apart?? by pclminion · · Score: 1
      (like my LJ community DIERIAA {legal links to music offered freely for public download on the net by the record labels/copyright owners themselves} was terminated for no reason, never even had it's first post made, it just got wiped out, just for it's name.)

      Wow, you're a conspiracy theorist. Hint: they probably wiped the group because of the offensive name (it looks like a poor attempt at spelling "diarrhea.")

    8. Re:Six Apart?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parent post should be modded up. In the /. world, a ranting asshole gets an "Interesting" rating.
      wtf!

  23. New TypePad Plus for Those Extra-Heavy Days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it just me, or does "TypePad" sound like a feminine hygiene product?

    1. Re:New TypePad Plus for Those Extra-Heavy Days by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      No, you want tight-pad.

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  24. Looks like Dennis dodged a bullet here by hobotron · · Score: 1


    Good thing The Speaker of the House didnt use TypePad!

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  25. not just bandwidth - perl vs php overhead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget that movabletype/typepad is powered almost completely by Perl which from my experience with movabletype has massive CPU loads during blog recompiling. It might not just be a bandwidth issue.

    1. Re:not just bandwidth - perl vs php overhead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure what Perl has to do with it. It is equally possible to write bad code in any language.

      By the way.. last time I checked, slashdot was also written in Perl, and it seems fast enough to me. Don't blame the language just because you disapprove of an application that uses it.

  26. How is this Stuff that matters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this still Slashdot or some lame promotional board? Who the fuck cares what caused problems for some unknown random server? Problems with hosting happen everyday. How much did they bribe you, CowboyNeal, to post this article?

  27. Happens all the time in pr0n hosting biz by anticypher · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I just had a one-time client do this. Called me up one day this summer, asking if I could help them move their data centre that very evening. "Sure," I said, "if you pay me cash up front", and they did, not even negotiating my obvious overcharging.

    Legitimate data centres around Europe don't let anyone take out machines until everyone agrees all bills have been paid. It limits the damage from pr0n websites pulling this stunt. The courts had seized all their bank accounts and given the money over to the data centre, the ISPs, and all the rest of their creditors. They actually had quite a large stash of money, but the boss was a big time cheat who just didn't like paying bills. Once their bills had been paid, they were told they had 24 hours to clear out their operation.

    It was a disaster, of course. Their DNS $TTL was a week, they had all kinds of affiliate programs who broke for a while. The new data centre was an old office building in a dodgy office park, so it didn't yet have the cooling for 3000 servers or a redundant electricity supply. There was a single fibre connection passing nearby, and I had to find 200 metres of monomode to get fused and in operation in a matter of hours. While I set up their new data centre routers and switches, they hired a bunch of students to load up a couple of moving vans starting at midnight. Piles and piles of cheap, crappy DIY servers, and two huge cardboard boxes of cables. Then they drove 230 Kms, arriving at 7:00 AM, and started setting things back up. By noon, they had only 150 servers back up and running.

    I think they had over 50% machine failure and it took them 2 or 3 days just to install the 2500+ machines in the new area. They did lose most of their customers, but wrote it off as normal churn in the pr0n hosting biz.

    the AC

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    1. Re:Happens all the time in pr0n hosting biz by Ice+Station+Zebra · · Score: 1

      This must be a real story or else you forgot to include the spam link.

    2. Re:Happens all the time in pr0n hosting biz by anticypher · · Score: 1

      I'm a techie. I don't do marketing. I certainly don't need to attract any more work, given that even the fly-by-night web hosters can find me. I just have to remember to keep my rates outrageously high enough to discourage the worst ones :-)

      the AC

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  28. dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scott Adams uses them for his new blog...

  29. This scares the bejesus out of me by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    It only scares me because we're moving our data center and 30 users. Of course we've taken the time to plan and map contingency but I've still got this creepy feeling.

  30. Look Ma, Everyone Links To My Complaints! by sulli · · Score: 1
    very public complaints by its blogger customers.

    And we all know what happens when you piss off the blogosphere.

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    1. Re:Look Ma, Everyone Links To My Complaints! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same thing that happened when you pissed off USENET, also known as the newsgrouposphere.

    2. Re:Look Ma, Everyone Links To My Complaints! by Senzei · · Score: 1
      The same thing that happened when you pissed off USENET, also known as the newsgrouposphere.

      Nope. Thats wrong. Usenet is web1.0 tech, and therefore cannot have cool(?) meaningless buzzwords attached to it or formed as a derivative of its name. I mean, if we did that with everything we'd have tripe like:

      • synemailergy
      • www.licious
      • gopherjax
      • ftperpetual beta
      • httpickr
        • I mean, really, if we let everyone into the web2.0 club then it will completely lose meaning.

          Oh, wait...

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    3. Re:Look Ma, Everyone Links To My Complaints! by generic-man · · Score: 1

      This morning I wholemilkified the cornflakesphere which I then consumified while reading the newspaperfile that was automagically papercasted onto my front lawn-site. Radical!

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    4. Re:Look Ma, Everyone Links To My Complaints! by sulli · · Score: 1

      "Papercast." I like it.

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    5. Re:Look Ma, Everyone Links To My Complaints! by Senzei · · Score: 1
      This morning I wholemilkified the cornflakesphere which I then consumified while reading the newspaperfile that was automagically papercasted onto my front lawn-site. Radical!

      Was the whole milk still in beta? Did the newpaper leverage you as a development asset? Is that lawn-site developed with a mashup of scalable syndicated fertilizer api's? I'm not sure you are fully web 2.0 compliant yet. I believe there is still a ghost of logical, reasoning thought floating around in there.

      Here, read this site six times and publish a podcast of your thoughts that I can find through deli.cio.us in the morning.

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    6. Re:Look Ma, Everyone Links To My Complaints! by generic-man · · Score: 1

      I don't know whose blogroll you have been reading, but I totally revised my codebase to be Web 2.0 compliant. Using the nightly I got from JSAN and the slick libs I grokked from bo.da.ci.o.us, I managed to monetize my refrigeratosphere and leverage my energies to totally upsell the mindstream. It even works with IE, but IE is such a POTASH that even MZS won't RFB it.

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    7. Re:Look Ma, Everyone Links To My Complaints! by Senzei · · Score: 1

      Ok, I think you win on the web 2.0 buzzword contest. My brain both hurts and has ceased functioning. I'll probably have to go read low level programming manuals until it comes down out of this cloud of crapspeak.

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  31. Slashdot effect is grossly overrated by ergo98 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Slashdot effect might take down small personal servers on shared hosting (e.g. where there's 10,000 websites on one machine running at capacity), but it barely touches major websites. e.g. the current stats are that a Slashdot hit increases the visitor count temporarily by 18-20% on some major sites.

    Whooopie.

    It this case the problem is a lack of capacity (even though the link is directed at the problem), but I doubt Slashdot's herding compares with the continual massive herding in the blog sphere.

  32. Hosting companies don't like porn by advid · · Score: 2, Informative

    Most porn sites are hosted by big porn-friendly (and porn-specific) hosting companies. They tend to offer package deals -- server space, all the scripts required to accept payment and handle accounts, and sometimes even porn to sell. (Ever wonder why a lot of sites have the same pictures? That's why.)

    It's because most hosting companies have some restrictions on "naughty" content in their TOS; or they did, last time I was in the market. So if your business depends on hosting porn, you really want a host who is totally ok with it. (I went with Dreamhost for my vaguely naughty site. It seems to be a good choice.)

    So it's possible that the GP was talking about a master porn site, with a whole lot of other sites hosted. It's also possible that it was just a decent sized independent site. I'd imagine that serving large hi-rez pictures and movies isn't something you can do with just a handful of servers for any sort of reasonable customer-base.

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    1. Re:Hosting companies don't like porn by nolife · · Score: 1

      I was trying to compare this to what a typical large usenet providers might have. Although the delivery method is different, the usage patterns are about the same. They have massive amounts of bandwidth and storage that would probably dwarf any porn web site. I can not find any current usenet providers equipment lists but in the past, the norm was nothing more then a few Sun boxes. usenetserver.com has some actual stats online like total connections and outbound bandwidth but they mention nothing about the actual quantity of equipment other then "multiple redundant spools load balanced on a solid UNIX Server architecture".

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  33. how bout this? by SlongNY · · Score: 1

    Maybe people should get a real webhosting account and stop bitching.