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Microsoft Threatens To Withdraw Windows in S.Korea

RocketJeff writes "South Korea's Fair Trade Commission (FTC) has been investigating Microsoft since 2001 for violations of South Korea's antitrust rules. According to a Reuters article, part of a recent Microsoft regulatory filing states 'it might be necessary to withdraw Windows from the Korean market or delay offering new versions in Korea.' Basically, Microsoft is threatening to take their marbles and go home if they don't get the ruling they want."

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  1. Good strategy by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Right...that should convince the South Korean government (and the rest of the world) that they're not an abusive monopoly.

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    1. Re:Good strategy by Dogtanian · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have to wonder, is Microsoft's future sales of Windows starting to look so bleak that Microsoft needs to play poker with their customers?

      Steve Ballmer is reported to have said "Fucking South Koreans are fucking pussies. I'm going to fucking bury that country, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to fucking destroy South Korea." ....

      In other news, Microsoft are reported to be engaged in talks with North Korean leader Kim Jong-il regarding what Ballmer calls a "synergistic exchange of resources; in exchange for free Windows XP Home licenses, Microsoft will receive the use of North Korea's dedicated military personnel and hardware, including 'cutting edge nuclear technology'".

      It was noted by analysts that Ballmer was "unusually serene and satisfied looking" during this announcement. The reason for this is as yet unclear.

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    2. Re:Good strategy by jacen_sunstrider · · Score: 5, Funny

      Eventually?

    3. Re:Good strategy by freeweed · · Score: 2, Funny

      They really don't have many choices.

      I know it's old-fashioned of me, but I think they could try to manage their business legally and ethically.

      Silly thought...

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    4. Re:Good strategy by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2, Funny

      Piracy losses (US$ millions) $27 million

      Wow, $27-trillion! That's more than half of the global economy in piracy in South Korea alone. If we could eliminate global piracy, we would all be hundreds of times wealthier than we are now!

  2. Oh, that's fine! That's fine! by Mayhem178 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Screw you guys! I'm going home!

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  3. In Korea by faqmaster · · Score: 5, Funny

    Only old people use Windows in Korea.

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  4. Deep Thought said it best by Verteiron · · Score: 5, Funny

    "And who will that inconvenience?"

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  5. And ... by jmartens · · Score: 5, Funny

    South Korea prepares a heart felt thank you letter.

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    1. Re:And ... by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
      South Korea prepares a heart felt thank you letter.

      Meanwhile, North Korea issued a Cease and Desist letter to Microsoft, claiming unlawful infringement of their strong arm and enigmatic negotiating policies.

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  6. An answer to a question? by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    I guess there's an answer here to the question "Linux: Why Do People Switch To Linux?"

    "So Korea, why did you switch to Linux?"

    Korea: "For a variety of reasons. First, Microsoft violated many of my anti-trust regulations. Second, because it is foreign owned and controlled, even it their home country is one of my allies. Third, TCO is very high. Fourth, I have had many security and quality issues with their Jack-of-all-trades-master-of-none operating system. Fifth, Microsoft in response to the charges had threatened to slow or not at all release new products. And finally, because they took their marbles and went home."

    "Their marbles?"

    Korea: "Yes, I'm very disappointed, they had some very pretty catseyes and peeries."

    "If the KFTC enters an order requiring Microsoft to remove code or redesign Windows uniquely for the Korean market, it might be necessary to withdraw Windows from the Korean market or delay offering new versions in Korea," Microsoft said in a U.S. regulatory filing on Thursday.
    Man. Are these people lazy, greedy or what? An entire country, with a considerably strong economy that DEC, Pr1me, Unisys, etc. would absolutely have sold their souls for. Microsoft can't have it their way so they're going to pull out. Blimey.
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  7. Having fun with Mr. Ballmer by NatasRevol · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm sure you could get Steve Ballmer to say a few more stupid comments:

    http://www.axisofstevil.com/djballmerfresh.swf

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  8. Good strategy by Microsoft by Monkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is a clever strategy on the part of Microsoft. The Koreans will be brought to their knees when they realize they need Windows to play Starcraft.

  9. new business model? by blackcoot · · Score: 4, Funny

    1) open mouth
    2) insert shotgun ...
    $$$ profit! $$$

  10. Tsk tsk tsk by SandMonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    My my microsoft in hot water again... what a supprise! Microsoft has so much bad PR now that they may ass well just release "Windows Virus Edition" and just get it all over with!

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  11. Clause in Longhorn EULA to come by TheSpoom · · Score: 4, Funny

    24. ANTI-SOUTH KOREA PROVISION

    Windows may not be used and is not licensed for use in any area of South Korea because they are big doodyheads and we don't like them any more.

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    1. Re:Clause in Longhorn EULA to come by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Funny

      25. PRO NORTH-KOREA PROVISION

      Windows and Office Suites may be used on all computers operated by North Korean nationals and Governmental agencies free of the usual licensing fees.

      Want to lay odds on North Korean ballistic missiles running Windows vs. South Korean defense systems running Linux? ;)

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  12. Re:Their software by filtur · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's their software, shouldn't they be able to sell it or not sell it where they wish?

    Of course not!! (You must be new here)

  13. Steve Ballmer quoted as saying... by camusflage · · Score: 1, Funny

    "I'm going to fucking kill Korea. I'll fucking bury them. I've done it before, and I'll do it again."

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  14. Right... by ILikeRed · · Score: 5, Funny

    SCO is just the picture of normalcy.

    Now if only we could get them to pull their products from the US, I would be happy.

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  15. Re:Oh, that's fine! That's fine! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    How do we get MS to withdraw from the US market? :)

  16. Now all we need is... by JustNiz · · Score: 2, Funny

    to make Microsoft withdraw from the rest of the world too...

  17. Pulling Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Pulling out is only 81% effective

  18. Cue South Park reference... by Carnage+Pants · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Screw you guys... I'm going home."

  19. Re:Well, for now... by xs650 · · Score: 2, Funny
    You are free to get parts and service for your Ford from anybody, but you lack even those basic freedoms with Microsoft's software. Your car analogy is falling apart.

    Fords do that.

  20. Idea by Saberwind · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft Threatens To Withdraw Windows in S.Korea

    If we ask nicely, do you think we can get them to threaten to withdraw Windows from the United States?