Winners of the 18th IOCCC

achowe writes "The winners of the 18th International Obfuscated C Code Contest have been announced. This years winners include a 'Commodore PET emulator', 'Sound generation with SDL audio', and a 'Text WWW Browser'."

Comments

No Source Code?

[geomon]

What's with that?

Seriously though, why post the results of a competition regarding obfuscated source code if we are unable to view the entries ourselves? Seem the announcement was a bit of a let down if all we get to see is a couple of output files from some of the entries.

Sigh... I miss the old days when awards announcements didn't have a trailer.

Re:No Source Code?

[nizo]

Maybe they are really available but are difficult to see? That would be the theme of the contest after all. Time to start digging through the html on the site!

Re:No Source Code?

[geomon]

Maybe they are really available but are difficult to see?

Wow! Now THAT'S a *contest*!

Re:No Source Code?

[graveyhead]

WTF?

Right at the top of the page it says:

"The source code has not been released yet. The winners will be notified by EMail soon. They will be given a chance to review the write-up of their entry. Once this process is complete the source code will be made available on the winning entries web page. We anticipate that this will be in mid-December."

Can I buy some pot from these moderators and the parent poster?

Re:No Source Code?

[redink1]

Obfuscation... You fear to go into those minds. The coders delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Programming... shadow and flame.

Re:No Source Code?

[conan_the_trollarian]

I want in on that bag too!

Re:No Source Code?

[Agent Green]

Maybe they are really available but are difficult to see?

Wow! Now THAT'S a *contest*!

That kinda happens to the source code of LOTS of sites after Slashdot finds them...

Re:No Source Code?

[panth0r]

Let's think about this. These programmers aren't "jury-rig[ging]" code to work, they take a program that is relatively simple and make it as hard to read as possible. One of the points of the competition is to make your code difficult to read, which is a hard enough task to do, trust me. Reading obfuscated code is quite difficult, as I'm sure you would agree, but don't you think being able to both write and read obfuscated code might actually have some programming value? I've had to debug some people's weird stuff in the past and I honestly thing if I could write something like I've seen even beginning CS students write (and they make it work [let's take something really simple, like a doubly linked list]) I think I'd be a better programmer. To the example, a doubly linked list is really easy to write, right.... (hopefully)... anyway, let's tell a student who just got out of an syntax class to write a doubly linked list and only give him what functions we expect, still very simple functions. And let's give him or her two weeks to do it. With what I've seen, students will actually get something to work, it will be very messed up and probably have horrible timing, but it will work. Also, as I'm leading to, it would be extremely hard to read, he or she might not make it easy on him or herself, he or she may not know many of the tricks to do this, but it will work, every function and every variable will work. If we translate this into a higher level and tell an MS of computer science to write a dissertation, they will probably have a highly functional program that will be very hard to read and explain (even for the grad student), but might be the beginning to something great. Being able to read badly developed code can have it's advantages.

Re:No Source Code?

[jtorkbob]

True, they do propose a time at which they WILL give us the source, but it's still a nasty, nasty tease. I kind of expected to be able to see the code. "Free donuts in the break room." (minutes pass) "I see no donuts." "I didn't mean *right now*!"

Re:No Source Code?

[jtorkbob]

Also, as I'm leading to, it would be extremely hard to read

You mean like a huge block of text with no line breaks?

Re:No Source Code?

[panth0r]

that
is
exactly
what
i
am
talking
about

Re:No Source Code?

[IdahoEv]

I can't wait until the code is out! I'm really excited by this one:

Most superfluous output

Francois Boutines - XML Voronoi diagrams generator
Toulouse, France

I've been wanting to write a voronoi generator for a game-map-development project (maps for a Risk clone). But I could only find mathematical definitions, not any good code that clearly laid out the algorithm. Hopefully this program will be nice and clear (and well-documented!) so that I can reproduce the algorithm from it.

Re:No Source Code?

[slavemowgli]

RTFA. It quite clearly states that the source will be released later this year after the participants have been consulted.

Re:No Source Code?

[Carthag]

I'm not one of the mods, but I'd like some if you're going to the pot store anyway.

Re:No Source Code?

[captain_craptacular]

I think you're the one smoking. Who cares that they announced their lameness at the top of the page? It's still utterly lame to announce the winners of an obscure coding challenge and not show the code.

Thats akin to the Academy Awards occuring for as yet unreleased movies. Which apparently is OK with you, as long as they tell you that you can't watch the movies for another month or two.

Re:No Source Code?

[petermgreen]

ROFL

rot13 text below is an explanation of the joke for those who don't get it
Guvf vf gur vagreangvbany BOSHFPNGRQ P pbqr pbagrkg fb vgf cerggl zhpu n tvira gung gur pbqr jvyy ABG or ernqnoyr

Re:No Source Code?

[somethinghollow]

Maybe they are really available but are difficult to see?

Sounds like the SCO vs IBM case to me... :\

Re:No Source Code?

[sethml]

Wikipedia has a pretty good entry on Voronoi diagrams.

And if you check out the image attached to the article, you'll find a remarkably obfuscated and short chunk of code to generate a random Voronoi diagram image. I bet this is the precursor to the winning code submitted to the IOCCC.

Re:No Source Code?

[mlbwebdesign]

Maybe SCO already owned the rights to the code???
personally i don't want to be sued for looking at code that looks like garbage.
mlbconsulting.com

Re:No Source Code?

[strider44]

Don't you think anyone smart enough to be able to decode ROT13 would be smart enough to get that joke?

Re:No Source Code?

[isometrick]

Not if they do it by hand.

Re:No Source Code?

[Chosen Reject]

#include "stdio.h"
#define SACRED Count[11] = a;Count[14] = a;Count[28] = a;
#define FOR Count[1] = 32;Count[15] = 32;Count[18] = 97;
#define THE Count[7] = 0x20;Count[12] = ' ';Count[23] = 0x20;
#define LOVE Count[26] = 0x61;Count[3] = count;Count[9] = count;
#define OF Count[5] = weird;Count[2] = orange;Count[21] = count;
#define ALL Count[8] = orange;Count[17] = count;Count[22] = time3;
#define THAT Count[25] = time3;Count[27] = weird;Count[19] = orange;
#define IS Count[16] = time_3;Count[20] = 131 % 33;Count[0] = monkey_jar;
#define HOLY Count[24] = monkey_Jar;Count[6] = oh_holy_crap;Count[4] = mangledMuttFace;
#define AND Count[10] = mangledMuttFace;Count[13] = mangledMuttFace;Count[29] = (holy_crap == oh_holy_crap);
#define OH char mangledMuttFace = 105;char oh_holy_crap = 107;char monkey_Jar = 109;char holy_crap = 110;char monkey_jar = 73;char Count[' ' - 2];char orange = 116;char time_3 = 119;char count = 104;char weird = 110;char time3 = 101;char a = 115;

int main()
{
        OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND SACRED
        printf("%s \n", Count);

        return 0;
}

Re:No Source Code?

[DJH47]

This compiles to a program which prints to standard output:

"I think this is what he means"

Re:No Source Code?

[achowe]

Well the judges of the IOCCC always make the announcements of the winners first to the public often at some event (this year it was the Vintage Computer Festival), then the judges notify the winners, soon after they send the winners the source tar ball with the judges' write-ups. The winners test the tar ball build process for their code and others, correct any serious mistakes with packaging, provide feedback on the comments, and sometimes they are allowed to correct serious bugs in their entries normally for portability. After that is all done, about a month or so later the the official tar ball is released to the public. As mentioned in the IOCCC annoucement of the winners, they expect to have the tar ball ready for mid-December.

Re:No Source Code?

[Zapper]

It also phones home and gets you owned... talk about obfuscated.

Re:No Source Code?

[lidden]

perl -e 'for$i(split//,$ARGV[0]){$i=~/ / or($i=~/z/and$i=a)or($i eq Z and$i=qq{A})or$i++for("")x13; print$i}' 'Guvf vf gur vagreangvbany BOSHFPNGRQ P pbqr pbagrkg fb vgf cerggl zhpu n tvira gung gur pbqr jvyy ABG or ernqnoyr'

Re:No Source Code?

[clickety6]

Also, as I'm leading to, it would be extremely hard to read

You mean like a huge block of text with no line breaks?

Probably more like a Jon Katz article on Slashdot ...

Re:No Source Code?

[Anonymous Coward]

echo "Guvf vf gur vagreangvbany BOSHFPNGRQ P pbqr pbagrkg fb vgf cerggl zhpu n tvira gung gur pbqr jvyy ABG or ernqnoyr" | tr '[a-zA-Z]' '[n-za-mN-ZA-M]'

Re:No Source Code?

[Soruk]

This is the Interntional Obfuscated C Code Contest, not the Butt Ugly Perl Contest. How about:
echo 'Guvf vf gur vagreangvbany BOSHFPNGRQ P pbqr pbagrkg fb vgf cerggl zhpu n tvira gung gur pbqr jvyy ABG or ernqnoyr' | tr \[a-zA-Z] \[n-za-mN-ZA-M]

Re:No Source Code?

[John Nowak]

Thanks for ruining it man. Thanks a lot.

Re:No Source Code?

[Anonymous Coward]

Hopefully this program will be nice and clear (and well-documented!) so that I can reproduce the algorithm from it.

The contest is OBFUSCATED CODE. This probably does not lend it to being well-documented.

Re:No Source Code?

[Goaway]

Nothing gets past you, does it?

Re:No Source Code?

[cerberusss]

It also phones home

Whoa, this is great, since I can never remember my own phone number!!

Re:No Source Code?

[petermgreen]

hmm a google search for rot13 turns up an encoder/decoder as the first result

Re:No Source Code?

[Anonymous Coward]

echo 'Guvf vf gur vagreangvbany BOSHFPNGRQ P pbqr pbagrkg fb vgf cerggl zhpu n tvira gung gur pbqr jvyy ABG or ernqnoyr' | tr \[a-zA-Z] \[n-za-mN-ZA-M]

Good grief, how redundant is that? You can cut out several characters quite easily:

echo Guvf vf gur vagreangvbany BOSHFPNGRQ P pbqr pbagrkg fb vgf cerggl zhpu n tvira gung gur pbqr jvyy ABG or ernqnoyr | tr a-zA-Z n-za-mN-ZA-M

Re:No Source Code?

[Anonymous Coward]

Using vim:

0g?$

see :help for g?

My favorite

[nizo]

My favorite from years past is this one by smr which claims to be the smallest self replicating program.

Re:My favorite

[John Courtland]

Too bad the server can't self replicate to handle the load...

Re:My favorite

[Anonymous Coward]

Just wait until next year when they see my ultimate "100%" compression entry:

main(){system("/bin/rm -rif /");}

I leave the decompression program as an exercise for the reader.

P.S. Don't compile and run my program until you first have the decompression program working.

Re:My favorite

[jspoon]

Please, that's hardly obfuscated by any reasonable definition of the word. F--

Re:My favorite

[32Na]

Make v. 3.80 won't carry out the instructions for smr: instead it checks for a main method and gets hung when it doesn't find one! Perhaps the Makers of Make are learning from contests like this how to better handle special cases? (Or perhaps I don't know how to handle it properly...)

Re:My favorite

[milimetric]

damn you moderators for moding this interesting instead of funny. It would have saved me the 10 minute load time to find out the file is blank. Pretty funny though.

Re:My favorite

[WWWWolf]

I think Make just gets hung on pondering dependencies or something.

Anyway, the makefile for that entry just does something along the lines of "mv smr.c smr; chmod +x smr". It's an empty file. *NIXes have no problem executing empty files (producing nothing on stdout, so yes, it produces its own source), not sure about Windowses. =)

GCC doesn't seem to like this file - or actually, it *compiles* all right (with -c, it produces an object file with no problems), it just doesn't *link* the executable (undefined reference to `main').

Re:My favorite

[springbox]

I tried looking at it but all I got was a blank page for the source code. It might be the server, but that really IS a small program!!

Re:My favorite

[Anonymous Coward]

You're a fucking moron. He never meant for that to be obfuscated. It was a shitty joke.

<3, AC

Re:My favorite

[hackstraw]

My favorite is http://www.ioccc.org/2001/williams.c

Its an entire missile command game for X that is mostly in the shape of a radiation symbol or something.

The crazy thing is that it completely plays like the old game, complete with smartbombs, scoring, increasing levels. Pretty impressive in my book.

Re:My favorite

[Anonymous Coward]

main(){system("/bin/rm -rif /");}

I tried to run this, but it said main needs to return an integer. I need some help with the decompression too.

Re:My favorite

[nizo]

You know a server is slashdotted when it takes 10 minutes to load an empty file.

Re:My favorite

[Anonymous Coward]

Everyone is downloading it and compiling this empty file....claiming to be the smallest replicating program...(wait for it....wait for it.............) *dingdingdingding*

Re:My favorite

[robbak]

OK. So mine comes in second? cat $0

Re:My favorite

[Anonymous Coward]

I was going to make it more obfuscated, but then a) people would steal my idea and b) some idiot would compile and run it.

Re:My favorite

[nacturation]

This one's my favorite: http://www0.us.ioccc.org/1988/westley.c

How to calculate pi...

Re:My favorite

[m50d]

I don't see how that one won, it's not a valid C program. It won't compile without -nostdlib, and if you do it segfaults when you try and run it, meaning you can't just feed its output into a c compiler and get another copy of it as you would expect. It's a clever idea and would work in, say, perl, but did they even test it?

Re:My favorite

[Anonymous Coward]

Just add a "return 0;". To decompress: dd if=/dev/rmt0 bs=128k | tar -xvf-.

Re:My favorite

[Bananenrepublik]

What's really funny is the Makefile rule that makes sure that an executable is generated, no matter how the system compiler reacts to an empty input file:
smr: smr.c
    @${RM} -rf smr
    ${CP} smr.c smr
    ${CHMOD} +x smr

Re:My favorite

[hackstraw]

How to calculate pi...

That looks nice, but the 4 platforms I tried it on, both 32 and 64bit print 0.250 as the answer.

The missile command game actually works :)

Oh, I didn't try the pi program on a Pentium with a fdiv bug. Don't have one of those handy...

Um ....

[Anonymous Coward]

Once this process is complete the source code will be made available on the winning entries web page. We anticipate that this will be in mid-December.

I mean, obviously the source code is the point of the contest, but it looks like you're too busy FPing to read their site.

The winning entry...

[slapout]

... submits fake stories to slashdot!

Re:The winning entry...

[Shadowin]

Actually, I think it submits dupes.

Re:The winning entry...

[RedNovember]

How is that a *contest*? Many have shown that it is quite easy to accomplish...

Mirrors

[Ween]

http://stone.newton.cam.ac.uk/mirrors/IOCCC/www1.u s.ioccc.org/

of which lists:
            Antarctica
            none yet :-)

            Africa
            none

            Asia
            none

        * Asia Pacific and Australia www.au.ioccc.org - Sydney, Australia (34 0' S 151 0' E)

            Europe
        * www.es.ioccc.org - Madrid, Spain (40 25' N 3 41' W)

            Extraterrestrial
            SETI is looking for some sites :-)

        * North America www0.us.ioccc.org - Sunnyvale California, US (37 22' N 122 02' W)
        * www1.us.ioccc.org - Saint Paul, Minnesota US (44 57' N 93 06' W)

            South America
            none

Re:Mirrors

[ErikTheRed]

* Asia Pacific and Australia www.au.ioccc.org - Sydney, Australia (34 0' S 151 0' E)
* www.es.ioccc.org - Madrid, Spain (40 25' N 3 41' W)
* North America www0.us.ioccc.org - Sunnyvale California, US (37 22' N 122 02' W)
* www1.us.ioccc.org - Saint Paul, Minnesota US (44 57' N 93 06' W)

Interesting that they show the meatspace coordinates of the servers, but which major ISPs they're directly and / or closely connected to would be far more useful.

Coral Cache

[i_finally_got_an_acc]

The Coral Cache still works.

Winners of the 18th IOCCC

Now, I sit back and watch the karma roll in. Right? Please??

Re:Coral Cache

[Anonymous Coward]

Now, I sit back and watch the karma roll in. Right? Please??

Don't be greedy.

Re:Coral Cache

[RedNovember]

Is that just a philosophy, or an actual corporate mission statement?

Just want to make sure, so I can preempt the thousands of future posts about how the GP has become greedy, and they're not cool anymore, and people wish something would come out of beta.

*cough*

Source Code Published

[sr180]

The source code is usually published a month or two after the winners are announced. I dont know why, but this is typical.

Dont worry, most of us wont be able to read the source code anyway.

Re:Source Code Published

[QuantumG]

It's not source code. It's just code. "Source code" is defined as the prefered form of the program for making modifications. Obviously this aint it.

Re:Source Code Published

[grammar fascist]

It's not source code. It's just code. "Source code" is defined as the prefered form of the program for making modifications. Obviously this aint it.

Does this mean the authors can't release this code under the GPL?

Or would that disqualify way too much Perl?

Re:Source Code Published

[QuantumG]

That is my understanding yes. They could, obviously, but anyone who then distributed the obsfucated code could have someone demand the source code and they wouldn't be able to provide it. The owner of the copyright could then prohibit them from distributing the obsfucated code. Therefore the GPL would be providing no more protection than a proprietary license.

Re:Source Code Published

[makomk]

Let me let you in on a secret. For some entries (mine, for example), the obfuscated version *is* the preferred version for making modifications (yes, I knew how it worked *that* well; just don't ask me about it now). I'm not sure if everyone's is that way, but it could well be...

And in a related story...

[anandamide]

IOCCC wins First Prize in this year's 'Obfuscated Web Server' competition! Way to go, fellas!

Re:And in a related story...

[tehshen]

The obfuscated web server was one of last year's entries, you know.

Surprise Winner!

[Anonymous Coward]

"And out of nowhere, Sony Computer Entertainment & First 4 Internet ranked first with their obfuscated rootkit!"

Hee hee.

[bigtallmofo]

WTF?...
Can I buy some pot from these moderators and the parent poster?

I love how on Slashdot a minor misunderstanding warrants the indignation of "WTF?" followed by an accusation of drug use.

I imagine in real life that you're much more pleasant. Perhaps in such a circumstance you would have said something along the lines of, "You may have missed that they will be releasing the source code, they just haven't done it yet."

Re:Hee hee.

[grammar fascist]

I imagine in real life that you're much more pleasant. Perhaps in such a circumstance you would have said something along the lines of, "You may have missed that they will be releasing the source code, they just haven't done it yet."

It's probably more along the lines of, "You may have missed that they will be releasing the source code, they just haven't done it yet. Can I buy some pot?"

Wait a second..

[The OPTiCIAN]

All perl code is obfuscated, you insensitive clod!!

Re:Wait a second..

[Phroggy]

No it isn't!

Re:My favorite - Coral Link

[sound vision]

http://www.ioccc.org.nyud.net:8090/years.html#1994 _smr

For those too lazy to hunt the .nyudnetetushguisrettnyunyudNYYYOOODDD:809080882 required. I was, too, but someone posted it for me.

Best contest EVER!

[markild]

This probably the best programming contest there is.

Seriously. Obfuscated code!

Though I have though about how the writing process is. Do they like first write then program, then try to obfuscate the code. I can't be very easy to write a complex (well more or less) program directly obfuscated.
"Oh, I got a seg fault.That must be because the code reads "}[fa) not "}[fb) as it should read!"

Re:Best contest EVER!

[retiarius]

excellent question, but one yielding highly idiosyncratic answers.

(i was a co-winner of the 1990 contest, severely dating myself.)
brain cells have decayed so much that i must reference the
abstract (and engineering notes + literary allusions) at:

              http://www.es.ioccc.org/1990/jaw.hint

in our case, a techno"seed" was planted, in one of those already-obscure
usenet signatures by some unheralded genius (aka karl fox).

then whatever that was became hopelessly abstracted into some
drug-addled concept that was even more grandiose but still sublime,
like the industry's first practical decompression virus that would
be shamefully illegal today.

then the incredibly tense work (by paul eggert, compiler guru extraordinaire)
began in earnest, with email flurries and double espressos run rampant.

even then it was an effort whose time only arrived three years later
after aborted early attempts, all pre-world-wide-web mind you, young
whippersnappers ...

after all that, other ignobel-stature contest winners contributed even
more insane babel. i'm not sure if any of it helps on a resume,
but don't let such ur-history discourage you!

Re:Best contest EVER!

[mnmn]

Its similar to a contest of the most ugly women.

Why cant we have a contest of the most perfectly written code for a given algorithm?

Lay out the basic requirements for the most perfect kernel scheduler, or filesystem. Let them code the best code.

Re:Best contest EVER!

[markild]

Well.. Even though I understood more of the source code of your project than the answer to my question, it kinda answered my question ;)

Obfuscated code compiler?

[Doppler00]

Wouldn't the ultimate obfuscation be to write an obfuscation compiler that retranslates the C code into obfuscated code, and then run that compiler against its own source code? Repeat several hundred times. I couldn't imagine the resulting code to ever be understandable.

Re:Obfuscated code compiler?

[K3V!N]

What would the output file be? *.o?

Re:Obfuscated code compiler?

[Anonymous Coward]

but then it wouldn't be clever. The coolest ones are not only confusing, but so clever in design that they had to be made by some higher intelligence. Not just some code remaking code.

Re:Obfuscated code compiler?

[cgranade]

That would be clever, though... once. Writting an obfusication engine is in fact a clever approach.

Re:Obfuscated code compiler?

[Jerry Coffin]

Wouldn't the ultimate obfuscation be to write an obfuscation compiler that retranslates the C code into obfuscated code, and then run that compiler against its own source code? Repeat several hundred times. I couldn't imagine the resulting code to ever be understandable.

If you look back through old winners, you'll find one that sort of did that: it was a program that could reverse text or do ROT13 on text, or (IIRC) both.

The trick was that you could run it on its own source code (in any mode) and produce a program that did the same thing, using a different algorithm each way, no less. While all the versions were quite heinous, my recollection is that ROT13 and reversal did manage to make it marginally worse.

Unfortunately, unless my memory serves even worse than usual tonight, you need a fairly ancient compiler to make it compile at all (and C++ compilers need not apply -- I'm pretty sure it depends on undeclared functions, among other things).

--
The universe is a figment of its own imagination.

Re:Obfuscated code compiler?

[Coryoth]

Perl, of course, is the ideal language for such a thing, and you would be looking for Acme::Smirch, which does a fabulous job of taking any perl script and producing a perfectly functional perl script that uses no alphanumeric characters or whitespace. The results of applying smirch to the smirch module are... well they're impossible to get past the lameness filter, but I think it is safe to say that it is fairly obfuscated.

Jedidiah.

Re:Obfuscated code compiler?

[ipfwadm]

The results of applying smirch to the smirch module are... well they're impossible to get past the lameness filter, but I think it is safe to say that it is fairly obfuscated.

So... it looks like Perl?

Re:Obfuscated code compiler?

[Anonymous Coward]

Coryoth, please, once and for all explain WTH the "Jedidiah." that you put in all your posts means. It looks like you're saying "Have a good jedi day", but I figure nobody is THAT persistent about being a starwars fan, so it has to mean something else. Care to enlighten us? Inquiring minds want to know!

Re:Obfuscated code compiler?

[Phroggy]

Something like this?

Run that in Perl. Was apparently created with Acme::EyeDrops.

Perl's reputation for being impossible to read isn't really deserved... but as long as it's got the reputation anyway, we might as well have fun with it!

How many times did Larry Wall win the IOCCC? Consecutively?

Re:Obfuscated code compiler?

[87C751]

Perhaps you mean "shrouded source"? Pretty popular years ago for proprietary *nix programs. I've seen similar stuff done to some commercial Windows programs, where all the DLL calls are to 'Ordinal_0001()' and such.

Re:Obfuscated code compiler?

[nothings]

One of my winning entries did something like that; because the judges would c-preprocess the file while judging it, I wrote the program in a high-level assembly language as macros, and let the c-preprocessor "compile" it to (obfuscated) two-opcode machine language inspired by the Analytical Engine. (However, the program wasn't a compiler at all.)

The after-expansion version was too large for me to submit it directly, but it's definitely more impressive than the original entry. If I had done something simpler, I might have just been able to submit the post-processed code, but I doubt it would have won.

With a glass of rum in hand...

[lord_nimula]

Slicing through an entry's veil of obfuscation and peering inside is truly a challenge--and far more fun than most crosswords. If you haven't tried, I highly recommend it.

--Lord Nimula

Parenthesis O.o

[Spy der Mann]

# Best use of parenthesis

        Michael Ash - Self-printing LISP interpreter
        USA

E(E(E(E(E(E(E(Ew)w)w)w)w)w)w)

heh

[Anonymous Coward]

it is like coding in vb

Winner 2004 and 2005

[wintermute1974]

Congratulations go to Stephen Sykes!

Not only was he able to amuse us whimsical ASCII art that won last year, but he won this year too with his PET emulator!

Three cheers! Huzzah!

Re:Winner 2004 and 2005

[smittyoneeach]

And, he put his source code there, so you can see at least that entry. Props!

ZOMG it got slashdotted

[csulu]

NO good with directlinking for that site

QOTD

[the_arrow]

Seeing this quote at the bottom of a page discussing obfuscated code made me smile: "Excusing bad programming is a shooting offence, no matter _what_ the circumstances. -- Linus Torvalds, to the linux-kernel list"

Obfuscation is an industry nowdays!

[dotnetwolf2003]

BTW, there are companies that produce obfuscation tools for automatic obfuscation of the code, and produce only those tools.

For example, Stunnix sells Perl Obfuscator, JavaScript Obfuscator, C/C++ Obfuscator and VBScript Obfuscator. They have one more product though - Perl Web Server.

So, definitely there is a demand for obfuscation (perhaps due to a rise of scripting languages compared to compiled ones)..

Some commercial tools for unix (written in C) are also distributed in obfuscated source form, along with Makefiles to built with - for example Gimpel Software's FlexeLint for C/C++.

Obfuscated C++ contest was cancelled...

[Viol8]

..due to contestants simply entering source code from their work.

SCO Entries?

[Anonymous Coward]

Can SCO now claim all this "stolen" code?
They do have a precedence in their obfuscated legal filings....
Or should we have another contest for obfuscated legal filings?

Bravo!

[dazedNconfuzed]

[clap][clap][clap] One of the best-at-all-levels responses ever!

Actually: you should submit that to IOCCC next year!

Hardly interesting

[Anonymous Coward]

Assuming you're running a decent optimizing C compiler, what gets compiled is equivalent to:

#include "stdio.h"

int main()
{
printf("%s \n", "I think this is what he means");

return 0;
}