Bill Gates' Doom Video From 1995
Ant writes "ReelSplatter.com has a copy of the video showing Bill Gates, dressed in a black trench coat and carrying a shotgun, within id software's Doom. The downloadable 11 MB 3.25 minute Windows Media Video (WMV) file (Putfile has a streaming copy) was used to introduce Windows 95 and DirectX at the Microsoft Judgement Day event on October 30th, 1995. Note: The DOOM game map is episode 1, map 2."
Let's sing the Doom Song!
Doom doom doomy doom doom doomy doom...
He'll be doing it again soon with the co-launch of vista and duke nukem forever.
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You've got it to admit it, the man has charisma.
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Personally, I can't wait for the "Steve Ballmer Edition" of this video. Now with extra obscenities and demon-throwing action!
Either the person playing at the start of the video was using the arrow keys instead of a mouse, or he was really crap at doom. And he just stood there while bill stood right in the crosshairs! What's up with that!?
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Hmm, where did Gates go to school?
"Don't disturb me!"
Wouldn't a cacodemon be more appropriate for Bill Gates? You know, with all the people calling him Satan and all...
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Since when was id a fan of DirectX, let alone Direct3D? (If this sentence doesn't make any sense, you didn't watch the video) An article from the time clearly show's id's lead engine developer, John Carmack in complete opposition to the Direct3D API. I haven't followed things after that, but let's assume the API hasn't gotten any simpler, especially with all the new shading specifications.
You can tell that Bill didn't really shoot that dood that came onscreen at the 2 minute mark cos his ammo stays at 33. I suspect that Ballmer must've hit him from behind with a chair...
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Strangely, Bill fits in perfectly with all the demons and other mutants. I reckon it's the coat that does it.
Conclude what ye will...
I thought it strange that his health didn't drop, but then I noticed, he's playing with IDDQD and IDFA. Cheater!
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It's kinda tough. He assimilated me with his Express Editions and Windows XP and the like, and with Microsoft putting proverbial bullet holes in competitors and patching security holes in said Windows...I'd go with a shotgun-toting Borg.
You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing.
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And I quote: "We really believe that with their help, we'll be able to clean up this DOS mess..."
My question is: When are they going to clean up this *Windows* mess?!
so BG goes and makes one of his wonderful "predictions" again?
/not suprised
that PCs (win95, or at least the win32 line implied) are the "gaming platform of the future"?
I guess the whole XBOX thing just kindof jumped up and bit them a few years later? Kindof like the internet, when win95 was released sans IE?
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so it's encoded in WMV 10 I guess? It won't play on VLC or mplayer on OS X. that usually means it's using the newest WMV format. lame.
Bill Gates is in the Trenchcoat Mafia.
I'd love to see The Matrix with Bill Gates as Neo.. "Don't interrupt me!".. I almost crapped my pants at that line.
WMV != teh viewable
A torrent would be a good idea also...
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That was really, really funny. First off that bill sucks at Doom, secondly the whole premise of the video. Also, did anyone else start laughing when bill says, "don't interrupt me?"
....that not one of you has pointed out the way he is holding the shotgun when he shoots it!!!!
Huh, when did Trench Coats get associated with shotguns?
Besides the way that the latter can conceal the former.
Was it the Terminator movies?
I think you wouldn't see this presentation made post-Columbine...
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Now all I need is a new copy of the "The Cast of Friends Introduce Us to Windows 95" video...
No, seriously.
I didn't know who those people were in 1995. I only vaguely have an idea today. But I saw that video in 1995 and it was fucking hysterical, even setting aside the celebrity kitsch.
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I would second that motion but there are no dicernible features from the shoulders up, and with a full body pic it would be hard to undoubtely recognize god^z^z^zevil old Bill.
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