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Jack Thompson Tossed Out Of Court

dmouritsendk writes "According to a story at IGN, Jack Thompson has been removed from the lawsuit filed by the families of two murdered police officers vs. Rockstar, Sony and game retailers. While previously he stated that he had withdrawn, details have now come out that the judge actually pulled his temporary license to practice law in Alabama. The reason for all this? Thompson's behavior." From the article: "The removal of Thompson from the case does not necessarily represent the end of the trial as his long-time associate Ray Reiser will assume the role of lead counsel for the case's plaintiffs. Not one to take such things lying down, Thompson fired back at Judge Moore by claiming the the judge has 'has violated... The Alabama Canons of Judicial Ethics by his unfortunate, improper, and prejudicial acts in this case, at the expense of three bereaved Alabama families.'"

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  1. What can I say but... by Psychor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hit the road, Jack.

    1. Re:What can I say but... by colmore · · Score: 5, Funny

      and don't you come back, no. -- Moore.

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  2. Grinning from ear to ear. by sc0ttyb · · Score: 4, Funny

    This isn't the same as him being barred from practicing law PERIOD, but I just couldn't help myself...

    *plays Final Fantasy IV victory fanfare and dances*

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    1. Re:Grinning from ear to ear. by ptomblin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Just wait. A lawyer friend of mine says that this order will be submitted to the Florida Bar, which is currently investigating his behaviour, and it WILL be used as evidence against him. Especially the bits about him violating the judge's order, and his spamming the judge and the opposing counsel with press releases and long paranoid diatribes.

      I've read some of the emails that he's sent out. Did you know that his wife got some sample packet of vaginal lubricant in the mail, and he uses that as evidence that Blank Rome (the opposing law firm), the judge, and the Republican Party are all out to get him? Fascinating stuff.

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    2. Re:Grinning from ear to ear. by sc0ttyb · · Score: 4, Funny

      In a sick way, I'll miss Jack when he's gone. I mean, reading all those E-mails of him just flying off the deep end, his verbal diarrhea on TV, and getting one-up'd by 14-year-olds filled my days with a great deal of amusement.

      If Jack Thompson has done one thing for gamers it's made them laugh. He truly is the Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf of the videogame world.

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  3. Jack needs to... by Chickenofbristol55 · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...chill out- dude try playing some violent video games, gets all that anger out of you. I like the part in San Andreas were you screw your girlfriend, ever hear about that?

    Oh, crap...

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  4. Judge Moore FTW by jlavarj · · Score: 5, Funny

    GM Judge Moore banned Jack Thompson from the Alabama realm of the controversial MMORPG "Reality" today. The game "Reality" allows players to engage in such controversial activities as genocide, murder, theft, and mis-representation.

  5. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by pat_trick · · Score: 4, Informative
  6. Don'cha come back no more... by Hobbes897 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Leave it to Jack Thompson to get kicked out of Alabama for improper behavior.

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  7. Judge Moore by alienmole · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The article mentions Judge Moore, and this is Alabama. Is this the same Judge Moore that was removed from office for refusing to get rid of his statue of the ten commandments? If so, I say his sanction of Jack Thompson is obviously correct. It takes one (wacko) to know one.

    1. Re:Judge Moore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm afraid not - This one is James Moore, and the other wacko is Roy Moore.

    2. Re:Judge Moore by Otter · · Score: 5, Informative

      That was my first thought, but, no -- this is Fayette County Circuit Judge James Moore, not Supreme Court Chief justice Roy Moore.

    3. Re:Judge Moore by lelitsch · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, Jack got tossed by Fayette County Circuit Judge James Moore. The Ten Commandment case centered around Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore. Roy got removed from office in November 2003 Alabama's judicial ethics panel for his conduct in that case, by the way.

    4. Re:Judge Moore by ProZachar · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's former Chief Justice of Alabama, thank you very much. They threw his ass out a while ago.

  8. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by Jerry+Coffin · · Score: 4, Informative
    Can anyone explain who this guy is?

    The short version is that he's a guy on a crusade against video games. One longer version can be found Here.

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  9. Asshattery by TubeSteak · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Thompson was effectively thrown off the case for actions "before this Court [that] suggest that he is unable to conduct himself in a manner befitting practice in this state." Furthermore, Moore has referred Thompson's conduct to Disciplinary Commission of the Alabama Bar for "appropriate action."
    That's from the article, but the rest of the Court's statememnt goes on to blast Jack for being an asshat and making wild claims.

    In a prime example of karma, the defense submitted some of Thompson's own press releases to the Court as evidence of why he was unfit.
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  10. A Judge has revoked your license to practice law.. by Spad · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you:

    a) Accept their judgement with good grace
    b) Grudgingly accept the judgement but state that you believe it to be in error
    c) Accuse the judge of breaking the law, of being biased against your clients and of generally being incompetant

    If you're Jack Thompson you probably also do d) File a lawsuit against the judge for dismissing you.

  11. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by merlin_jim · · Score: 4, Informative

    An asshole Christian fundemental lawyer who acts as if he believes that violence in videogames is solely responsible for violence in America. Because he states these facts so loudly, he is commonly interviewed on sunday morning talk shows and the like whenever some violent act occurs.

    The funny part being that the things he claims happens in these games, many times is false; whether lie by ignorance or intent I'll leave an excercise to the reader.

    He also appears to believe that his internal thought process is the one most likely for the US government to follow, and displays genuine surprise (and shock) when this is not the case, as in recently when he tried to get Gabe and Tycho of Penny Arcade locked up. Because they posted a blog indicating what a dick he was being to them and their loyal readers took affront to this mistreatment and wrote to tell him so; some of them not so politely, as I understand it.

    One may also speculate that the massive traffic from Penny Arcade shut down his web server. But you can hardly blame that on PA can you? ;)

    The funny part is, it was all because Jack promised $10,000 to the charity of choice of the first game development team that made a video game with a certain (particularly twisted) plotline, I guess to prove some sort of point (its my understanding that Jack is given to hyperbole)... when someone came through and made a (pretty extensive) mod to GTA putting Jack in the gunman's shoes raiding and shooting the employees of game stores, he refused to pay up.

    So Penny Arcade went ahead and paid up. That, apparently, is what started all of this.

    I recommend going through Penny Arcade's recent news archive for more details...

    Oh and thinkgeek DOES sell an "I hate Jack Thompson" T-shirt if you're interested...

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  12. He really needs..... by 8127972 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..... a cup of hot coffee to help him calm down.

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  13. Re:for (x=0 xx+1;x++) by Chickenofbristol55 · · Score: 4, Funny

    System.out.print ("and don't you come back... no more... no more... no more... no more.");

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  14. Jack Thompson is a lawyer by typical · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Can anyone explain who this guy is?

    I don't think that the parent post is necessarily a troll. If you haven't been following the gaming press or reading Slashdot every day, he's not that hard to be unaware of. My mother certainly doesn't know who he is.

    Jack Thompson is a lawyer who, for one reason or another, has attempted to attack violent games in the media.

    It's actually getting to be very hard to obtain any accurate, netural information on him at all -- so many of the people online play video games and are scared of what they think that he might push through that almost all information is biased -- the Wikipedia article on him is definitely not particularly neutral, and the gaming press dislikes him for obvious reasons.

    Combine that with the fact that the man is a political conservative and a Christian (pretty obvious from his website) and given to rather inaccurate rhetoric, and you basically wind up with every article or online writing about him becoming a flamefest.

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  15. Next up... by SlashAmpersand · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jack Thompson will soon issue a "prize" of $10,000 for somebody to code a game in which Judge Moore is flogged then killed violently. Then he'll tell Judge Moore it was meant as satire.

  16. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 5, Funny

    An asshole Christian fundemental lawyer

    Please don't use the term "Christian" to refer to Jack Thompson, for the same reason that you shouldn't use the term "monkey" to refer to George W. Bush.

  17. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by merlin_jim · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The great part is... I don't need to take the moral high ground!

    Morality in the context of Jack Thompson must refer specfically to religious morality. As a Zen Buddhist I care nothing for his Christian morality. Neither, incidentally, does the justice system of the United States of America.

    Yes, I truly hate the man; both for purposefully deceiving America about what is involved in my favorite hobby with the intent of attaching a social stigma to the practice of such, for striving to make the practice of this hobby impossible for me and many others through barring and outlawing the content, and for trying to hold responsible the makers of videogames for acts which should be laid firmly at the foot of the persons doing these heinous deeds, or in some cases, partially at the feet of their parents.

    Yes. I can hate a man that does those things. And I don't feel any need to pander to some so called moral high ground... I'm not trying to convince anyone I'm right. I know I'm right. If other people want to believe me, great. If not, well that's their choice. I'm pretty sure that if you stood me and Jack Thompson in a room together for five minutes on national television, and I said the most inflammatory hateful things that is in my soul to say, that I would STILL come out of the debate looking far more credible.

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  18. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by ToasterofDOOM · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Even so, it is wrong to ridicule Christianity. Most Christians simply laugh off this guy, myself included, even down here in the 'Bible Belt'. Trust me, he is all politics and this has nothing to do with his Christianity.

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  19. Re:In related news... what about the CSI episode? by hublan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Was it good, bad?

    Dude. It was CSI. It was bad.

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  20. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by RoadDoggFL · · Score: 5, Funny
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  21. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by merlin_jim · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You're right and I do want to make clear that when I talk about Jack Thompson, his brand of Christianity has as much to do with what they practice at the church down the street as McDonald's McFish sandwich does with the ocean...

    To a man like this, his religion is a tool. It's one he brandies about and waves to get what he wants. Sure he likes to wave his Bible around and pretend that God is personally on his side. But if you were to show him some Biblical passages about freedom of choice and the ability of lawyers to turn darkness into light and so on... well I'm pretty sure he'd just rip those pages out and burn them on the courthouse steps...

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  22. He ain't one of us by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny
    Combine that with the fact that the man is a political conservative and a Christian

    <baptist class="southern" politics="conservative">
    Just so we're all clear on this, please do not infer that his chosen affiliation with various political or religious groups means those groups want anything to do with him.

    I look forward to the upcoming religious holiday, visiting the church of my youth, and logging some serious GTA:SA time. And while we're at it, the Kansas School Board can kiss my evolved butt.
    </baptist>

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    1. Re:He ain't one of us by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Here's what your people seem to think

      Who are "my people"? Interestingly, I'd never heard of Agape Press until you mentioned them.

      Again, you have the unwarranted presumption that the words of one group speak for another group only tangentially related. Marilyn Manson is a professed atheist. He's said a lot of goofy things over the years, but I don't feel the need to use his song lyrics to "prove" that all atheists are drug-obsessed nihilists.

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  23. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by LithiumX · · Score: 4, Funny

    I still don't fully comprehend this whole Karma Whore concept.

    What is the advantage to trying to rack up a whole lot of karma, when from what I understand it's already capped? My karma read "excellent" quite some time back, and since then I've gotten high karma on most of my points (it must be my trim Buddha-ish physique)... but other than having two initial points instead of one when my posts are submitted, I don't see how things are any different, nor have I seen anything change since then.

    If we rack up massive karma points, do we cross some threshhold? Do we suddenly start seeing articles before they're actually written, or do women start showing up at our door? I'd whore my karma all over the place if the chicks dig it.

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  24. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by RoadDoggFL · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes. Yes to all of that.

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  25. GO JUDGE! by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 4, Insightful
    You know, while every day we hear more and more reasons why our legal system is broken, its nice to see that this time it is working exactly as it should. I commend this judge for fulfilling his obligation to the State and to the law. Personally, this is just like a friggin soap opera for me.

    Seriously, its like a contest between Jack Thompson, Sony, and the RIAA to see who can bury themselves the fastest while at the same time sustaining the most bullet wounds to their feet.

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  26. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 4, Funny

    A: He's the guy who's going to sue you for not having heard of him, thereby damaging his reputation by implying that he isn't famous.

    A: He's the guy who's going to sue the judge who threw him out of court for damaging his reputation and hurting his chances of winning his case.

    A: He's the guy who's going to sue Slashdot for mentioning his name in a forum that is strongly biasted against stupidity.

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  27. Damn... by david.given · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...given the story title I was hoping for something a little bit more, well, ballistic.

  28. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 4, Insightful
    A possible alternate translation (and the one I choose to believe) is that unfulfilled desire is the root of all evil.

    Have you even read any buddhist writings? It's called the center path - and is the only path to enlightenment. You say that you prefer a different translation to the Siddhuartha and believe that ignoring desire is the root of all evil. That's called being selfish and self centered. That is not enlightenment, that is a cop out.

    Can you actually say you are a better person because you do whatever you want to do? Because that means you know nothing of restraint or sacrifice.

    I don't believe that hatred and enlightenment are incompatible.

    Let me appeal to your "Zen" more than the "Buddhism" with this quote:

    Those who are good at fighting do not become angry.
    Those who are good at knighthood do not become overly militaristic.
    Those who are accustomed to defeating their enemies do not get involved.
    - Sun Tzu.


    If hatred and enlightenment are not incompatable to you, that is because you are not enlightened.

    Perhaps you meant violence and enlightenment are not incompatable.
  29. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by Talinom · · Score: 4, Funny

    To a man like this, his religion is a tool.

    Whoa. Question: I thought that Jack Thompson was the tool.

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  30. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by slavemowgli · · Score: 4, Informative

    No, there's no further effect - the karma bonus for comments is pretty much the only goodie you get. You might still try to get as many +5 comments as possible, for example, but that's sportiness rather than anything else. (Slashdot golf?)

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