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Nose Cells to Cure Spinal Injuries?

dptalia writes "The Guardian has an article on how nose cells may cure spinal injuries. This technique has worked with rats, restoring feeling and movement to limbs damaged by severed nerves. The initial trial will be on people who have lost control of an arm due to the nerves being pulled from the spinal cord." From the article: "If successful, with refinement and research the procedure could be tried on people in a wheelchair. It also has the potential to heal other nerve injuries, such as those caused by stroke, blindness and deafness."

168 comments

  1. ooh! ooh! do me! by temojen · · Score: 0

    I'd like to have feeling in the back of my thumb! and if it doesn't work... oh well, no big loss. Not like messing with someone's spinal cord.

    1. Re:ooh! ooh! do me! by adachan · · Score: 1

      Yes....It is.

    2. Re:ooh! ooh! do me! by temojen · · Score: 1

      No, It's not. My nerve is severed at the wrist.

    3. Re:ooh! ooh! do me! by Rolo+Tomasi · · Score: 2, Funny

      It might work, but you'll get a runny spine everytime you get a cold.

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    4. Re:ooh! ooh! do me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought that the only cure was by killing unborn babies and harvesting their stem cells.

  2. Possible headlines of the future by Furp · · Score: 2, Funny

    So the news headlines would read: Paraplegic to walk through the power of nose mining

    1. Re:Possible headlines of the future by Jotii · · Score: 1
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  3. Brings new meaning... by sarlos · · Score: 1

    ...to the phrase "You've sure got a lot of nerve."

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    1. Re:Brings new meaning... by Jotii · · Score: 1

      By putting nose cells all over the body, I'd sure get a damn lot of nerve.

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    2. Re:Brings new meaning... by nizo · · Score: 1

      Just wait until they find out that as a side effect of this treatment you smell your armpits as if your nose was right up against them all day long.

    3. Re:Brings new meaning... by KylePflug · · Score: 1

      Stop sticking your nose in other people's business.

    4. Re:Brings new meaning... by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      Government's view of the economy: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving,regulate it. If it stops moving, subsidize it.

      Nicely done.

  4. Apologies in advance... by nganju · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... but this smells like a scam to me.

    Sorry, sometimes my puns just stink.
    Doh! Sorry again.

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    1. Re:Apologies in advance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Yeah, seems like they're just trying to prey on people with no backbone!

    2. Re:Apologies in advance... by tktk · · Score: 1
      Sorry, sometimes my puns just stink.

      Sadly, we nose...

    3. Re:Apologies in advance... by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      but this smells like a scam to me.

      Sorry, sometimes my puns just stink.


      I think everybody nose that by now.

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    4. Re:Apologies in advance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One downside to this technique is that the patients' body odour increases significantly. When one of the doctors was asked "but how do they smell?", he agreed: "AWFUL!"

    5. Re:Apologies in advance... by Blackforge · · Score: 2, Funny

      This one is going to hurt:

      The nose nose nose boundaries!

      I'm probably going to burn in pun hell. Whee!

    6. Re:Apologies in advance... by tktk · · Score: 1

      Nah, we'll just give you a shot of punicillin.

  5. Huh? by ectospasm · · Score: 1

    Blindness and deafness causing nerve damage? I thought they result from nerve damage, at least in part.

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    1. Re:Huh? by Fractl · · Score: 1

      Noses curing spinal injuries, blindness and deafness causing nerve damage...I just dont know what to beleive anymore!

    2. Re:Huh? by jim_v2000 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's poorly worded...

      "It also has the potential to heal other nerve injuries, such as those caused by stroke, blindness and deafness."

      meaning:

      Nerve Injuries, such as:
      *Those caused by stroke
      *Blindness
      *Deafness

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    3. Re:Huh? by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Blindness and deafness causing nerve damage? I thought they result from nerve damage, at least in part.

      If you are blind, do you have stairs in your house?

      If you are deaf, do you have to walk across a busy street to get to work?

      There is your nerve damage.

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    4. Re:Huh? by tomato · · Score: 1

      WTF?

      I'm deaf. It's never caused me any problems walking across a busy street. I have a working pair of eyes.

      In fact, being hearing wont help you on busy streets, cos there's constant traffic = useless ears.

      Ah! you say, what about QUIET streets?

      So? I still check both ways for traffic before crossing. And I still have the advantage over hearing people, as they get near-misses by silent transportation like bicycles etc, while I with my ingrained habit of looking both ways before crossing, see them before crossing.

      I feel sorry for you hearing-sensitive people who are shamefully overreliant on your ears and fail to use your eyes.

      All the best.

      -RedTomato-

    5. Re:Huh? by vertinox · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry. The joke wasn't supposed to be offensive.

      I was just saying that if a car came up on someone and they weren't able to hear it.

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  6. Stink blossoms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hear the main side effect is that everything feels like the smell of chicken.

  7. Amazing by SimonInOz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I've heard of a nasal whine, but never a nasal walk!

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  8. Wazah! by Chayak · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Ah! The nose has it! "You digging for gold?" "No, just some spinal replacment tissue." "So gold then." "Yeah, you could put it that way, though with the medical system it's worth twice it's weight and then some."

  9. Wait! by filesiteguy · · Score: 1
    Help!

    I've fallen and I can't get up...

    ...oh, wait. I guess I can get up.

    Nevermind.

    In all seriousness, I like how the doctor quoted said that this won't be the cure requested since it won't make as much money as a drug-based cure would. For me - and my head-injured brother-in-law - it would be great to see such research come to fruition.

    1. Re:Wait! by misleb · · Score: 1
      In all seriousness, I like how the doctor quoted said that this won't be the cure requested since it won't make as much money as a drug-based cure would.



      You mean they actually research drug-based cures? Seems to me that the real money is in drug based treatments. Nothing says love like a life long prescription for Prozac. Actually, they only want you taking a drug until the patent runs out. Then they come up with an amazing new long-term treatment that you can't get in generic form.



      -matthew

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    2. Re:Wait! by BananaPeel · · Score: 1

      They are already doing this in humans for over a year in China. The results are not encouraging. However this kind of research is still in its infancy. There are many issues to overcome like the problems of preexistant scaring in wounds which can prevent tissues from returning to normal function. But don't be suprised to see major advances in this field in the next few years. In the meanwhile these experiments will continue to be done on people in some part of the world or other, and lets face it thats the only way we are going to get these cures quickly Here is the link to the story, Horizon generally does ok scientific documentaries: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/programmes/horizon /doctor.shtml

  10. Too bad... by Reverend+Darkness · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... too bad Michael Jackson lost his chance to use this technology years ago...

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    1. Re:Too bad... by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe he can buy a new face...

  11. Oh Swell... by anandamide · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Now whenever you reach around to thumb your nose at someone, you throw out your back.

  12. You will believe a man can walk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hooray! Maybe some day Christopher Reeve will walk again!

  13. Huuuge! by Volanin · · Score: 3, Funny

    And suddenly my 1+ inch nose becomes the most desired part of my body!

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    1. Re:Huuuge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My girlfriend is a Victoria's Secret model.
      Saddam had weapons of mass destruction.
      The RIAA is standing up for the interests of the artists.
      Fox News is an unbiased source of information.
      Freeipods.com is a good way to get an ipod for free.

      (just trying to make sure I have plenty of nose cells in case I get a spinal cord injury someday)

    2. Re:Huuuge! by GigG · · Score: 1

      And suddenly my 1+ inch nose becomes the most desired part of my body!

      You're a /. reader. Like it wasn't already.

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  14. Drugs are bad mmkay... by GillBates0 · · Score: 3, Funny
    heal other nerve injuries, such as those caused by stroke, blindness and deafness.

    Now if your friendly neighborhood LSD junkie says he can smell the pretty colors or sniff the awesome music, he may actually mean it.

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    1. Re:Drugs are bad mmkay... by davycroket · · Score: 2, Interesting

      well, there's actually a large scientific backing to mixing senses, it's called synethesia, consider it mixed up wiring in neural circuitry. check out: http://psy.ucsd.edu/chip/pdf/SciAm_2003.pdf. pretty cool really...

    2. Re:Drugs are bad mmkay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That drug already exists, it's called 2cb. One of the experiences with 2cb is the mixing of the senses, where you smell music and taste color at high doses.

      http://www.thesite.org.uk/drinkanddrugs/drugsafety /drugsatoz/2cb2ci

    3. Re:Drugs are bad mmkay... by misleb · · Score: 1

      What makes you think he doesn't already actually mean it? Synesthesia seems pretty friekin' real if you've ever experienced it.

      -matthew

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  15. CNS injuries by Brown+Eggs · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't think this technique (alone) could help with CNS injuries. From what I remember ( I did a prelim exam on nerve regeneration during graduate school) the CNS is immunosuppressed. That means that macrophages cannot enter the site of trauma to clear away debris from dead or damaged cells. This debris has been shown to INHIBIT nerve growth/regrowth. This limitation is not really there in PNS damage. If the "nose technique" is coupled with something to remove the debris (or to LOCALLY allow macrophages back into the vicinity of the trauma) then it might be successful. I for one think this is excellent work with some tremendous potential.

    1. Re:CNS injuries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is anything you said in English?

    2. Re:CNS injuries by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

      So far he's good. My spinal cord regeneration thesis can back that up.

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    3. Re:CNS injuries by the_humeister · · Score: 3, Informative

      That is not entirely correct. This is basic pathology: injury attracts inflammatory cells including neutrophils and eventually macrophages, which clean up the debris. I see this all the time in the CNS on autopsied patients where cerebral infarcts contain neutrophils, macrophages, or cystic areas with gliosis depending on how old the infarct is.

    4. Re:CNS injuries by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      This thread is mostly over my head, but wouldn't this be a good place to use maggots to clear out the necrotic tissue?

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    5. Re:CNS injuries by Brown+Eggs · · Score: 1

      Do you by chance have a citation? I am by no means still up to date with all the literature (having done the exam years ago). I thought that the cells you mentioned would not be in the CNS in any significant amount. And I thought that this was due mainly to expression of MIP-1alpha, which retards their proliferation and entry into the site of injury in the CNS. But I could be mistaken (my memory isn't what it used to be).

    6. Re:CNS injuries by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      Nope, for the scale we are talking about maggots are too big. Ditto beetles. Miniature buzzards might work quite well.

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    7. Re:CNS injuries by the_humeister · · Score: 4, Informative

      Any neuropathology, or even surgical pathology text book will detail this. Here's an excerpt from the Diagnostic Surgical Pathology by Sternberg: "Phagocytic cells may be seen in any condition that involves parenchymal necrosis (Fig. 6B). The origin of any particular phagocytic cell cannot be determined since the phagocytic population consists of activated local microglia and blood monocytes entering the brain parenchyma in response to damage. Its fate may be to remain at the injury or migrate elsewhere 13. Thus, the inclusive term brain macrophages seems to be the most appropriate." Although you may still be correct since the above process usually involves a break in the vasculature no matter how minute. Other processes, such as spongiform encephalopathy, don't have inflammatory cells as one of the findings.

    8. Re:CNS injuries by mattr · · Score: 1

      A recent article about a Korean experiment which used mice to successfully rebuild CNS (spinal cord) injury covered this. I think I posted it to /. myself. Anyway the scar tissue etc. has to be cleared away first with surgery etc. anyway this seems (to a non doctor) trivial. Why do you feel qualified to doubt a guy who has been working on this problem for decades and successfully proven it in animals?

  16. Cool by highwaytohell · · Score: 1

    So the people that picked there nose, rubbed it in the dirt and ate it for dessert were actually onto something. Who would've thought

  17. Where's my scale? by Dareth · · Score: 1

    You made me pull out the scale ( sitting on my desk ) and measure!

    Measure what? My nose, you pervert! ( Added to prevent the obvious punchline. )

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    1. Re:Where's my scale? by Volanin · · Score: 1

      Now admit it. You really have a small one!

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    2. Re:Where's my scale? by Dareth · · Score: 1

      Oh nog, if I was measuring anything else, I would have reached for the yard stick. *grin*

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      My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
    3. Re:Where's my scale? by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Nobody cares how big your inseam is.

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    4. Re:Where's my scale? by Dareth · · Score: 1

      You know what they saw about guys with big noses....

      That they got big boogers!

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      My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
  18. Funny comments, but my question is this by CodeShark · · Score: 4, Insightful

    --as me dons the flame retardant pajamas output--

    If scientists can find enough of the body's own "self repairing tissue" areas, (plus the stem cells available from umbilical cords, etc.) wouldn't it obviate the need for embryonic stem cell research with all of it's accompanying moral and ethical controversies?

    What do the /.'ers think?

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    1. Re:Funny comments, but my question is this by xtal · · Score: 4, Insightful


      wouldn't it obviate the need for embryonic stem cell research with all of it's accompanying moral and ethical controversies?


      More interesting will be what will happen when China, Russia and other countries who are advancing stem cell research develop cures and better treatments than are available in North America. How many people would change their tune, if, for example, a cure for prostate cancer or heart disease came out of such research?

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    2. Re:Funny comments, but my question is this by giorgiofr · · Score: 3, Funny

      Uhm... people will start flying *there* to get cured instead of to the USA? What do I win?

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    3. Re:Funny comments, but my question is this by Xarius · · Score: 1

      An economy that fails even faster!

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    4. Re:Funny comments, but my question is this by paranode · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Such blasphemy! No cure at all is better than Satan's cure!!



      Recently a successful vaccine for cervical cancer was developed, but guess which radical fundamentalist population group was against it because they thought that vaccinating teenage girls against cervical cancer would promote promiscuity? These types are just insane...

    5. Re:Funny comments, but my question is this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      and a certain political party will continue to claim that stem cell research is immoral because of the "sanctity of human life" despite being in favor of the death penalty and the war on Iraq.

    6. Re:Funny comments, but my question is this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is the parent post Insightful and the grandparent Flamebait?

      I thought this was News for Nerds, not Daily Kos.

    7. Re:Funny comments, but my question is this by the_humeister · · Score: 1

      Although you've been moderated funny, this actually does happen in real life. Take a look here. Some HMOs actually fly you overseas because (plane ticket) + (treatment in India) (treatment in USA).

    8. Re:Funny comments, but my question is this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Labelling the opponents of embrionic stem cell research as crazy religious fanatics is an unfair method of dismissing the broader group of people who have a serious moral issue with killing unborn children. Maybe you're happy to regard embryos as pre-human, but not everyone can satisfy their consciences that way, religious or no.

      Progress with adult stem cell research looks so promising and has actually produced much better results than embrionic stem cell research to date (this article is but one example). This somewhat weakens the argument for the necessity of continuing to pursue embryonic stem cell research. Perhaps that's why we don't hear about it much?

    9. Re:Funny comments, but my question is this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An economy that fails even faster!

      Status in late 2005:

      Fast US growth outstrips estimate

      Slowest UK GDP growth in 12 years

    10. Re:Funny comments, but my question is this by Walkiry · · Score: 1

      >Progress with adult stem cell research looks so promising and has actually
      >produced much better results than embrionic stem cell research to date (this
      >article is but one example). This somewhat weakens the argument for the necessity
      >of continuing to pursue embryonic stem cell research. Perhaps that's why we don't
      >hear about it much?

      Given how many legal hurdles and barriers embryonic stem cell research keeps getting, it's hardly surprising it's not progressing really fast. You can't really draw many conclussions when the system is biased towards one.

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    11. Re:Funny comments, but my question is this by EEgopher · · Score: 1

      Isn't it odd, that despite the billions invested, there have been no cures from embryonic stem cell research, but only from adult stem cell research? The only reason embryonic research is still pursued is because there's no money in adult stem cell research. Adults already have the cells necessary for successful cures, and don't need to buy, clone, or farm embryos -- which kills defenseless humans. Like the rest of the abortion industry and the contraception and pornography industries which feed it, the goal is to make money; embryonic research has borne no fruit, is morally problematic, and disappoints the investor; why pursue it?

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  19. One's own parts are the best... by Aesiq · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The most important aspect (if it works) is the reusability of one's own body parts. Along with "organ cloning" this kind of thinking and research is much more useful than the fights over cloning entire humans and stem cells. Those stem cells are not your own and while maybe offering intermediate health solutions, the ability to recycle our own organs will ultimately lead to the best of all worlds - no moral quagmires and lots of effective medicine.

    1. Re:One's own parts are the best... by Jotii · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also, this technique greatly simplifies transplanting of cells. The most common problems, such as incompatibility or contaminated body parts, disappear.

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    2. Re:One's own parts are the best... by dptalia · · Score: 1

      Not mention that the chances of your body rejecting your own cells is small. Which is one of the highlights of this proceedure.

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    3. Re:One's own parts are the best... by fishybell · · Score: 1
      Especially when taking this quote into account:

      "We're producing a procedure where the patient is their own cure. You can't patent a patient's own cells, thank God." [emphasis mine]

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  20. Blindness and Deafness lead to Nerve Injuries! by Fractl · · Score: 3, Informative

    "It also has the potential to heal other nerve injuries, such as those caused by stroke, blindness and deafness." hmmm...I know this is wrong. But how should one rewrite this sentence? "It also has the potential to heal other nerve injuries, such as those caused by stroke: blindness and deafness." "It also has the potential to heal other nerve injuries (such as those caused by stroke), blindness and deafness." "It also has the potential to heal blindness, deafness, and other nerve injuries (such as those caused by stroke)."

    1. Re:Blindness and Deafness lead to Nerve Injuries! by Eowaennor · · Score: 1

      Just remove the first comma

      "It also has the potential to heal other nerve injuries such as those caused by stroke, blindness and deafness."

  21. It might scare women though by game+kid · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Is that a spinal cord on your face or are you just happy to see me?"

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  22. Nose cell phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did anyone else see this headline and think "They've got cell phones for your nose now"?

    I did. Oddly, I didn't think it was that strange.. I figured they're developing them for every other orafice.

  23. snotty by binarybum · · Score: 1

    there's some good booger jokes in here somewhere.

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    1. Re:snotty by Jotii · · Score: 1

      Every single comment to this article seems to contain a joke.

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    2. Re:snotty by killmenow · · Score: 1

      yeah, but he said "good"

    3. Re:snotty by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Yup, pick your favorite.

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    4. Re:snotty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you just have to dig deep enough.

    5. Re:snotty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. The procedure's only drawback is it turns you into a booger-brains. (especially if you're a younger sibling, or obnoxious in-law)

    6. Re:snotty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      R We's not pun-ks?

  24. Oh yeah? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "The Guardian has an article on how nose cells may cure spinal injuries."

    "Bedivere, tell me again how sheep's bladders may be used to prevent earthquakes."

    OCD's acting up on me today, so I must point out: One cannot 'cure' an injury. You can cure a disease, you can cure yourself of an injury, but you cannot cure an injury... unless you intend to bring the injury back to health.

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  25. This is snot true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is snot true. Now way.

  26. Mandatory "I for one" joke by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 1

    I welcome our snotty spined overlords.....

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  27. damn by doodzed · · Score: 1

    Now we will all have to guard our human horns even more. Fist the alians and now this.

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    1. Re:damn by killproc · · Score: 1


      Fist the alians...

      No Thanks.

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  28. He knew what he was doing by game+kid · · Score: 1

    Jackson didn't throw away his real nose. He made sure the doctors kept it for research like this.

    Don't you remember those classic lines, "Cuz I'm thinkin' about nerve inj'ry/It don't matta if you deaf o' blind!"?

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  29. Hmmm by Corbie · · Score: 1

    I totally read that as Norse Cells to Cure Spinal Injuries.

    I guess it would be a very bad thing to be Scandinavian in that case.

  30. Everybody sing a long... by stubear · · Score: 1

    The nose bone's connected to the back bone. The back bone's connected to the...

    1. Re:Everybody sing a long... by killmenow · · Score: 1
      The back bone's connected to the...
      I don't know. My wife says I don't have one of those.
    2. Re:Everybody sing a long... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny.

      She told me the very same thing last night.

  31. Tell a few lies by tepples · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps Mr. Jackson's short nose is part of why he got acquitted of recent molestation charges, as a long nose is evidence of perjury in at least one well-known fairy tale world.

  32. Watery eyes?! by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

    If you put nose cells all over the body, and they accidently get bumped, do your eyes get watery?

    Cause that would suck.

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    1. Re:Watery eyes?! by Jotii · · Score: 1

      If you put nose cells all over the body, you're stupid and have only yourself to blame. It'd be cool to sneeze with your groin, though.

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    2. Re:Watery eyes?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not an expert on this sort of thing, but I've heard stories of people who've had non-working tear ducts replaced with salivatory glands. Every time they see something tasty... you guessed it... they'd cry.

    3. Re:Watery eyes?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it would blow.

  33. Colloquial overloading vs. anal retention by tepples · · Score: 1

    You can cure a disease, you can cure yourself of an injury, but you cannot cure an injury... unless you intend to bring the injury back to health.

    So by "cure a disease" do you mean bring the disease back to health? Please don't get picky about colloquially overloaded terms used in a colloquial context.

    1. Re:Colloquial overloading vs. anal retention by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Sorry to get picky, but I wasn't joking about the OCD. And yes, a disease is treated differently than an injury as an object of the verb to cure. If you want to use 'an injury' as the object of your verb, you should use to heal.

      Contextural usage of verbs is important.

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    2. Re:Colloquial overloading vs. anal retention by karnal · · Score: 1

      So, in getting picky, how can something like OCD "act up"? Does that mean your OCD is being bad and not showing the symptoms it normally does?

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  34. Diabetes? by foobaric · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Although the article doesn't mention it, this could be a big step ahead for people with diabetes who have developed diabetic neuropathy. I have heard people wish they were dead rather than deal with the painful, distracting, and life-altering side-effects of this affliction.

    Being a Type 1 diabetic myself, this is one of the biggest concerns - second only to blindness - that I worry about on a regular basis. Personally, this gives me hope that even if we can't eliminate diabetes altogether, we can at least improve the quality of life for those that do have it and develop associated ailments.

    1. Re:Diabetes? by the_humeister · · Score: 1

      I think we'll see the an easier cure for Type I diabetes within the next 50 years. We can already do pancreas transplants and islet cells transplants. Now we just need to figure out how to prevent the production of auto-antibodies against the islet cells...

    2. Re:Diabetes? by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 2, Funny

      I believe the reknowned scientist Kevin Trudeau has already found the cure for diabetes (along with cancer, and every other affliction ever).

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    3. Re:Diabetes? by foobaric · · Score: 1

      Kevin Trudeau is a crook. I purchased his book Natural Cures, and it is nothing but a shill for his site, http://www.naturalcures.com/. I paid $9.95 to get access to his site. After registration, I found that my password didn't work. I contacted their customer service to get it fixed, and after two weeks I still do not have access to the site, and calls to their customer service department go unanswered. I am finally sending my bank after him for a chargeback.

      The reason the FTC is "after" Trudeau is not because his "cures" are miracles, but because he is a scam artist and snakeoil salesman. Read his book, and if you pay as much attention to it as I did, you will find a section where he advocates practicing Dianetics/Scientology. That alone scared me away, but the complete lack of response regarding the $9.95 I spent to get access to his site was enough to convince me not to take anything he says or writes seriously. The Scientology reference alone should have convinced me otherwise, but I learned my lesson the hard way.

      I thought about reselling the book, but decided otherwise and simply threw it away. The folks at my local health food store know more about health and well-being than this man will ever know. All he has done is compiled research completed by others. The book is poorly organized, poorly edited, and not worth the paper it is printed on.

      Am I upset? Yes, but more at myself for falling into his trap than anything. Caveat emptor...

    4. Re:Diabetes? by tabrnaker · · Score: 1

      using dianetics techniques (which actually work) doesn't mean you have to swallow the tripe they wrap it in. Just like you don't have to be christian to use love to make your life better.

    5. Re:Diabetes? by HaggiZ · · Score: 1

      Well blindness might not be one you have to worry about for too much longer either ;)

      check this annoucement

    6. Re:Diabetes? by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      Whoa I can't believe someone listened to that tripe on TV and actually believed him and bought the book. And then when the book had no information besides a link to a subscription website to get the information, they actually went through with it, expecting the information. Wow. Just.. wow. I guess I could somewhat believe someone doing it (it is laughably a best seller on Amazon), just not someone here.

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  35. Initial trials came and went by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Done by a doctor in Brazil. Patients showed marked, although admittedly not miraculous improvement. I think some Boston area or something doctor was trying to get US approval for experiments. Apparently someone in the UK is using the technique also.

    Admittedly on sturdier moral grounds, but what doc wants to tell people they pick noses for a living?

  36. no linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if the word 'linux' is not present in every slashdot story, let the lame jokes begin.

  37. Artificial cells by zardo · · Score: 1

    How much longer until they start creating artificial cells in laboratories, you think? I give it 10 years at this point. Most people don't know how quickly the genetics research is progressing, but you can expect most of the major achievements to all come at once. Artificial, universal red blood cells should be pretty easy to create, nerve cells seems more custom but still doable. Creating an entire human being from scratch, now that will take some time!

    1. Re:Artificial cells by the_humeister · · Score: 1

      You might be referring to something similar to what NASA' helping to fund. I agree, it's pretty cool. Also we don't have to be overabout the Jehovah's witnesses anymore.

  38. Bill Cosby's by Siberwulf · · Score: 1

    .....net worth just tripled.

  39. What they don't tell you by dar · · Score: 1

    Your next sneeze may blow out half your discs.

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  40. cell bridge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not so far fetched. It has been shown that even infection "white blood cell" in the optic nerve can help form an optic nerve bridge. The most sucessful optic nerve bridge regeneration occures within the first 2 weeks of damage. This is widely docmumented in many papers. Nerve atrophy increase dramatically after the initial recoverly period of a copy months. Excise can reduce the rate of nerve atropy, but it is extreme difficult to recover the nerves vigor after one year. At which point the atrophy is pretty much permanent.

    This is very interesting, but its probably too late for must of us who suffer.

  41. Regenerating neural tissue by jbeaupre · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is one of those "Why didn't I think of that" ideas. It facinated me as a kid how a matchstick sized bundle of nerves in charge of smell was able to renerate itself in about a month. Apparently even a strong sneeze can rip it up, but back it comes a few weeks later. I always wondered why these nerves could and other central nervous system parts. Looks like someone else decided "Who cares why? Nerves are nerves, lets use 'em."

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  42. Rats with nerve damage? by adnausium · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    So about those rats....did they just put out an open call to anyone with nerve damaged rats? "We can repair them, make them stronger, faster...."

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  43. Great excuse by __aamcgs2220 · · Score: 1

    So does this mean that if you have this procedure done and you are later caught blatantly picking your nose in public that you can just claim your new nerve cells were homesick? My nerves are fine, but sign me up anyway!

  44. Obligatory Homer Simpson Quote by killproc · · Score: 1


    mmmm - good boogers

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  45. Easiest Way: by Ieshan · · Score: 1

    It also has the potential to heal other nerve injuries, such as blindness, deafness, and those caused by stroke.

  46. I'd like to see how they sell this technology by spoogle · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see how they sell this technology... if it turns out the donor cells have to be extracted from boogers... :-)

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  47. Owwww by jdeitch · · Score: 1

    "The initial trial will be on people who have lost control of an arm due to the nerves being pulled from the spinal cord."

    Did anyone else read that and just go "ouch!" ?

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  48. The Leader's Nose by dbhankins · · Score: 1

    So what's next? Smoking, drinking and deep fat are good for you? The Orgasmatron? Genetically engineered vegetables and chickens as big as houses?

    1. Re:The Leader's Nose by bucky0 · · Score: 1

      The orgasmatron does exist...it's a think you use to rub your head. There's 10-15 curved rods connected to a handle you can use to rub your head with. It's orgasmically pleasing (tm)

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  49. Tune in later tonight! by cparisi · · Score: 3, Funny

    Newscaster: Can Nose Cells Cure Spinal Injuries? Tune in tonight! ...Later that night

    Newscaster: No.

  50. In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first post posts you!

  51. I wont be first in line by JohnBob73 · · Score: 0

    I have been a C6 quadriplegic for over seven years now and as much as I dislike being in a wheelchair, I defiantly will not be first in line to get fixed IF this turns out to work perfectly well. This is because after sitting for so long, the heart rate slows down drastically from lack of movement. And with the luck I have, I'd probably end up having a heart attack from the rapid increase of muscle movement. I'll let others be the ginny pigs first.

  52. Wouldn't change anything... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    The "contraversy" over ebryo stem cells has nothing to do with embryonic stem cell research. It is just a poor attempt to rehash the abortion debate. The idea being that abortion is evil. The right to lifers lost the abortion battle to the pro choicers a long time ago, so the right to lifers started to try to fight abortion through the slippery slope.

    If embryonic stem cell research stopped tomorrow, the right to lifers would just move to some other abortion related issue, and create a "contraversy".

  53. Aaah aaah aah by TarrySingh · · Score: 1

    Aaatishoooooooooh!

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  54. Resurecting Reeves by DrYak · · Score: 1
    Except, he won't be repeating :
    Bwaaaaaiiiiinnnnnnn....... Bwaaaaaiiiiinnnnnnn....... Bwaaaaaiiiiinnnnnnn.......

    but
    Nooooseeeee..... Nooooseeeee..... Nooooseeeee.....

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  55. Quotes from the good doctor... by Bahumat · · Score: 1

    "I have been patient. I didn't jump in the dark. I have grown through the research all these years. It was in 1985 I discovered the cells. It has taken 20 years before I felt we had the technology to apply this to people. After spending this amount of time developing it, I'm not in a hurry." "If it is proved, I think there will be so much publicity we will be lucky to stay in the field. It will be like a tidal wave. But the only race I'm in is the human race." At the beginning of the year, when he and his team moved from the national institute for medical research in the US to set up the UCL spinal repair unit, he predicted the first attempts in humans would not take place for two to three years. "I was wrong. Isn't that nice?" he said. Alright, I like this guy!

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  56. More complete version. by DrYak · · Score: 4, Informative

    What your teachers meant, was that white blood cells don't *normally* cross the brain/blood barrier and enter the CNS.
    - That's the way herpes and zona hides : the virus stays dormant in neurons.
    but
    When there's an infection, like an encephalitis, some white blood cells (like lymphoncytes), may cross the barrier to come and clean up the disease.
    In case of CNS damage, like a stroke, white blood cells do cross the brain barrier to come and try to clean up the mess.

    The remaining mess is only part of the problem.
    Another part, which isn't adressed by this nose-method (and that's why they say that it won't work with old and heavy spinal damages) is the scar : fibroblast come and refill the damaged hole with non-nervouse "useless" fibrotic material.
    Another part of the problem is the inhibition of regrowth :
    In PNS the supporting cells (schwan) try to help and encourage regrowth by helping cleaning the path and lining and guiding.
    In CNS the glial cells try to close and isolate the damaged region (trying to re-create the broken barrier ?).

    That's why they are first trying to solve small-scale problems like thorn nerve roots (more a "inhibition of regrowth" problem).
    There are several way to try to fix this :

    - One way is to try to stop the inhibition. Some researcher showed in a conference that using a few drugs (include eostrogen as far as I remember) they stoped this inhibition and encouraged the regrowth. Mice with (surgical and therefor "clean" scar-less) spinal section were able to walk again.

    This is the "find a drug and patent it" method that the authors of this article are criticizing, but which is favored by private companies (because of the money and possible return on investments).

    This reaserchers method is different : in the nose (which like the eye is CNS system, despite the fact we call it olphactive and optical "nerves") the nerves seem to be able to regrow (no inhibition to regrowth, despite being in the CNS). And he has (successfuly tried) to transplant such cell to other sites of injury (small scale, no scar involved) and obtain same uninhibited regrowth.
    (this research is only likely to be seen in an university).

    Note:
    I have a master in medecine so I can give you these extra infromation. But on the other hand, that's not my specialty, and is only simplified from what i remember. Is there any neurologist on slashdot who could give a better explanation ?

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    1. Re:More complete version. by BananaPeel · · Score: 1

      "(this research is only likely to be seen in an university)." Or of course in people if you live in China http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/programmes/horizon /doctor.shtml

    2. Re:More complete version. by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      They're not just weird nose cells with an odd re-growth potential: They're stem cells. In adults, stem cells are found in fair supply within the nose.

      There's a possibility of more effective treatment if they could use embryonic stem cells; unfortunately, they aren't readily available.

      I'm no expert, but I did stay at a holiday inn last night and they had a Discovery special about this.

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  57. Financial Opportunities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Howard Stern stands to make a lot of money from this...

  58. Better understanding by DarkOx · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Once again all those things promised with stem cells is looking possible via other methods. This is exactly why I was and remain opposed to research in that area. There are way to many ethical questions around stem cells that don't exist with grabbing a few nose cells. We hardly understand what we are doing with the nervous system in general. Its simply irresponsible and reckless to do experiments with what may be a human life itself when we have hardly exhausted and even examined the other possible avenues toward our goals.

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    1. Re:Better understanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "reckless to do experiments with what may be a human life itself"

      Look, fellow. Each and every cell in our bodies is human life. It doesn't matter whether it's millions of skin cells dead due to an expanding ozone hole, or a single blob of protoplasm flushed out of somebody's uterus. Apparently you and the unthinking hordes of brain-dead fundies think the blobs are more important. I don't see enough of a difference to be concerned.

    2. Re:Better understanding by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      It doesn't matter whether it's millions of skin cells dead due to an expanding ozone hole, or a single blob of protoplasm flushed out of somebody's uterus.



      The millions of skin cells are only an almost negligible fraction of that individuals total amount of cells, and they are easily replaced.


      The single blob of protoplasm is 100% of that individuals cells.



      No need to be brain-dead or fundi to know that difference, just some very basic biology.

  59. Spinal injury treatment is all well and good.. by xmatt · · Score: 1

    ... but as an anosmic, I'm wondering if they can use spinal cells to cure nose injuries.

  60. BEER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not only can nose cells cure spinal nerve damage, it can also de-foam your beer pretty quick. Both priorities in life are now covered.

  61. So that might deal with paralysis? EXCELLENT. by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

    Once doctors get this particular trick completely worked out, and hopefully collect their nobel prize, here's what I hope they do next:

    1. Figure out how to clone new body parts, to replace those which are severed or lost, and forever banish the horror inspired in us by Lorena Bobbit (yes, I know they sewed it back on and it works, but what if she'd done something else, like gobbled it down? It's not like she was particularly sane at the time).

    2. Figure out how to cure and/or immunize against aids and herpes, which will significantly increase the amount of joy in the world.

    3. Create the "bowel" gun (makes you crap your drawers when shot) from Transmetropolitan, with it's various settings like "watery" and "prolapse".

    4. Create an electrical gizmo which makes all penises adjustable. Although current technology exists to turn all penii into vibrators, a big adjustment dial would make things more interesting. I envision settings like "Whopper", "Excalibur", "Minuteman Missle", and "Saturn V" for starters.

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  62. WTF? by Celsius+233 · · Score: 1

    Penii!?

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    1. Re:WTF? by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Penii. Although I personally only have one. ;)

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    2. Re:WTF? by Celsius+233 · · Score: 1
      Which would make the singular form "penius".

      This is worse than "virii".

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    3. Re:WTF? by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but I'd MUCH rather have penii than virii.

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  63. Corrections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Recently a successful vaccine for cervical cancer was developed, but guess which radical fundamentalist population group was against it because they thought that vaccinating teenage girls against cervical cancer would promote promiscuity? These types are just insane...

    First, a technical point. The vaccine is not "for cervical cancer." It is a vaccine which protects against the most common strains of the virus HPV. HPV mainly causes genital warts, but some strains of HPV can also increase the risk of some cancers, including (but not limited to) cervical cancer.

    Secondly, nobody is against the vaccine itself. The disagreement is whether vaccination against HPV should be required for children in public schools when they enter puberty.

    But you are basically correct about the reasoning that most critics use. They think that the kids would see vaccination as a sort of "now you are ready to go out and have sex with your friends" license.

    Personally, I think they are very wrong. Some kids might see the vaccination like that, but if so, they would could also see getting their first bra, learning to shave, sex education, etc. in the same light. It all depends on upbringing. If you want your kids to know enough not to hump like rabbits in (junior-)high school, the most effective way is to teach them about sex and to tell them your reasoning when they are still young (4-6 years). If these people's kids are spending recess bonking each other, the main fault does not lie with a vaccine.

    Anyway, I think it's important to try to properly represent what people say, even if you disagree.

    There is also a smaller group of critics who are against requirements for vaccines in general, including MMR, chicken pox, and so on. I really don't understand those people.

  64. oh those cells by DrKludge · · Score: 1

    Yes, but will spinal cells cure nose injuries?

  65. Woody Allen was 22 years ahead of his time by ExoticMandibles · · Score: 1
    In Sleeper he was able to regrow an entire The Leader from just a nose.


    larry

  66. You can try this at home without surgery. by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 1
    1. Locate ass.

    2. Insert head.

    3. ???

    4. Cure!!!

    (Note: IANAND--I am not a nose doctor.)

  67. Similar result, different methods by gordguide · · Score: 1

    I'm familiar with research going on at a Canadian University for more than a decade that involves the rebuilding of spinal nerve cells with the use of an injectable drug. I first learned about it around 3 years ago. Rats whose spines were severed completely were able to recover completely, moving about like normal, healthy rats within weeks.

    Recently a research partnership was created with a US University with a primate lab, and those tests are ongoing as we speak. I'm sure the parties involved would prefer it if they got to make any announcements, so feel free to treat this post as pure, unsubstantiated rumor.

    The drug presently must be administered within a few hours of injury to be effective. However, because of that, it's expected that there will be human trials with first responders within a very short time, provided the monkey trials have no surprises.

    If I wasn't familiar with this research and it's results, I probably would have been more skeptical about this story from the UK, since nerve tissue damage has been, till now, notoriously difficult to repair.

  68. To think, the solution was right under our... by tod_miller · · Score: 1

    Dare I say it. Noses. I even grep'd to see if anyone had already said it. You are all really slacking.

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  69. BBC Horizon by FF3451 · · Score: 1

    This type of treatment was the subject of a recent BBC Horizon programme:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/programmes/horizon /doctor.shtml

    It's about a Chinese doctor who uses cadaveric cells (from aborted foetuses) to treat people - in the programme he is shunned by western doctors for not running the treatment regime as a proper medical trial, and thus not being able to prove his treatment is doing anything.

    Well worth seeing, if you can get hold of a copy by some means!

  70. It's already been tried on 2 people in wheelchairs by Thecarpe · · Score: 1

    It has been tried on 2 women confined to wheelchairs (spinal cord injuries) and it has produced some promising results of renewed sensation and neuromuscular "flutters". A second trial of stem cells derived from bone marrow were used on a damaged heart with a near 100% recovery of a heart that was 75% inoperative after being impaled by a board.

  71. New twist to nose runs and feet smell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    New twist to nose runs and feet smell? Now just follow along behind the socially ungracious and collect the boogers to repair the pleggies.

  72. Lyme Disease Survivor 1986 by newpath4comVersion2 · · Score: 0
    I had Lyme's Disease around 1986 or 1988, somewhere in that range. It was I think before they had even given it a name. Had this large orange bloth, glowy like a sunset, on my front thigh. It didn't hurt. I asked my wife and she said she's never seen anything like it, so it didn't seem any cause for alarm. I was, at the time, taking an antibiotic for a sinus infection, so it must have nipped the spirochetes in the bud.

    I did however have a very hallucinogenic dream where I dreamt I woke up but couldn't move my arms or speak. So, for a few seconds, maybe 20, I was thinking about my situation and what I could do. It occurred to me that I could do nothing and be freed of this world relatively easily. I decided I would stay a while yet and with one big effort triggered my adrenalin for all I was worth. I came to & woke out of what I think must have been a beginning coma...

    I'm thinking the adrenalin shot to the heart caused an increased oxygen shot to the bloodstream, which empowered my immune system to kick a** on the spirochetes. At any rate, I dodged a bullet. Do you think that means I now carry an immunity to Lyme's Disease? riley@newpath4.com I spend my days now watching the weather > http://www.newpath4.com/WorldwideClimateEngineMsg. htm

  73. Lyme Disease by DrYak · · Score: 1

    I have had to treat some Lyme/Boreliosis diseases, so I have some practical knowledge about them. So :

    - Yes. The spirochetes are sensitive to antibiotics. Usually tetracycline are used, they are sensitive to penicillins too. (normally we presribe 2-3 weeks of tetracycline antibiotics). So mabe you had luck and managed to kill 2 birds with one stone.
    - NEVER try to medicate yourself alone. You had luck this time, but one should always go to see the doctor even if he has antibiotics for another disease. Unadapted antibiotics can lead to awfull consequences (like creating drug-resisting bacteria).

    - A signle rush of adrenaline has almost no effect on the immune system. Immune system *may* benefit from good (= suffisent. Not "above normal value") oxygenation during *the whole* illness.
    - But chronic stress doesn't help at all, it doesn't lead to permanent increased oxygen levels, it leads to corticoids secretion which have immuno-*supressing* effect.
    - So overall effect of stress to illness : between "no" and "bad" effects, depending of duration

    - If your doctor asserts using correct lab checks that your clean, then there's a high probability that indeed you managed to kill the disease using your own immune system + help of antibiotics for your sinusitis. Other wise, if you only think you get rid of it because there's no symptoms there's still a chance that the bacteria is staying hiding dormant and one may develop symptoms months to years after the initial infection (but in your specific case, 20 years later, I *think* we may safely assume that you *did* get rid of the disease, otherwise the dormant should have shown up by now).
    - As far as I've read : the Borelia burgdoferri spirochetes causing boreliosis (Lyme's disease) don't mutate that much, so your antibodies should still be valid against further infections. BUT there are a few different subspecies and you are only 100% sure immune against the one that infected you. The other subspecies will very probably need different antibodies.
    - There exist vaccins against lyme disease. One wich works against a single subspecie and there's some research done to develop multi-target vaccines (but I don't know the current state of research. Last summer when I worked and encountered boreliosis, the multi-target one wasn't yet used in our clinic.)

    In short : You're one lucky mother fucker. Next time, ask medical advice, just to be on the safe side.

    Note: I have treated boreliosis, plus I've worked in infectiology research labs, so I'm rather confident in what I'm saying. But I'm a humnan being, I *can* be wrong.

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    1. Re:Lyme Disease by newpath4comVersion2 · · Score: 0
      Thanks so much for the time to make a thorough reply. You realize you've written more words there than a doctor has ever spoken to me. Right now they have me profiled in their local computers so whenever I go to one they first ask me if I'm taking the Lithium. I quit it in Sept. 2002 because of some serious side effects after 13 year's use at 1200 mgs./day. The familiar refrain that I'm "lucky mofo" I've heard before and I appreciate the spirit in which you give it. Some people might conclude a larger reason why I'm still here > http://www.newpath4.com/millenialdawnpowerandlight secure21.htm .

      You've made some astoundingly correct conclusions. Yes, my Immune System has been screwy & was first noted by a dental student 4+ years ago, that a place in my lower right jaw is being dissolved. I asked several doctors but they, of course, thought my being bipolar was making crazy statements, so no dagnosis was attempted, no treatments suggested. I did my own research which failed to turn up anything but an issue of the AARP Bulletin came out with an explanation. Seems my immune system attacks the periodontal but then goes "overboard" and attacks my jaw. This was then tied into an elevated C-RP level, evidenced by my adult rotundity (gut).

      Presently I'm dealing with lightcase psoriasis in some places I thought never got ill... I've had several ear, nose & throat specialists look at my closed nostril. They came up with zilch but they still know how to send a bill to my address. My medical issues began a long time ago, but once they dropped that manic-depressive bipolar diagnosis on me ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE. Once they tag you like a wild animal to be bipolar you can forget ever getting treated for anything.

      I have a few things going on right now that could be the spirochetes doing overtime, trying to make a comeback. There's a rough area inside my nostril that has appeared even tho last month I succeeded in restoring my breathing. I got the airway opened by taking a product called Ionized Silver which I sell through my AMS account (nutritional products). I snorted some of it directly in there. hehehe It was a bit like liquid fire for a few minutes but was tolerable, soon being replaced by a rather good feeling. No pain, no gain. Sometimes I can't tolerate sitting up, seems to bother my nerves, so for these past 3 days I've been lying down a lot, napping. Which is more or less knocking myself out purposely with sleep to escape my case of nerves.

      I have been under a lot of pressure for a very long time so perhaps some of this is a natural result & not spirochetes at all. You can read more about my wonderful experiences since 1989 if you wish > http://www.newpath4.com/fraudinauschwitzvirginia_w oodrowriley1989.htm & http://www.newpath4.com/fraudinauschwitzvirginia_w oodrowriley1989_1975%2B2005_update7142005.htm . But basically yes, I have been having to diagnose & treat myself for quite some time. Those who call themselves doctors around here are content to walk down the road & spit at me in the gutter of life, profile me as bipolar so they can claim everything is all my fault. The hospital administrator didn't like my attitude so he told me to never come back. hehehe

      I've been thinking about checking into another hospital but my faith in the medical profession has reached a low point. I recently tried another doctor tho, & he seemed qualified, heck, he almost seemed interested, but he too gets tripped up. They all want me to return to taking the meds to shut my brain down a 2nd time. I think my brain is working rather well the farther I keep them from it >

    2. Re:Lyme Disease by newpath4comVersion2 · · Score: 0
      When I was a teen I was very angry all the time. I learned to replace the incorrect (useless) thyroid hormone with adrenalin. Longterm adrenalin production is associated with liver damage so I imagine my lack of initiative now, my nerve issues, & the need for more naps is from lack of energy production. hehehe Or it COULD BE DEPRESSION AND I NEED THE LITHIUM. Which is the answer I would get if I visited their Alchemist. Here's the real deal DrYak. They want me to resume my psychiatric medication regimen so they can proclaim every statement I've made against them to be a lie. It ain't going to happen. I don't need that stuff. The oxygen & nutrition products I have been taking has raised my health above where the Lithium wants to hold me & control me. In 2002 I had Alzheimer's-like memory blackouts, forgot my destination, & had Parkinson's-like palsy/tremors from the longterm Lithium use. Outside of not receiving any doctor care for the multiple ongoing physical issues, I maintain a fairly higher-than-expected mental balance. For 3 years I've had this "place" in the top of my head that was like the skull plates were not matched up. It took me a long time, Walgreen's decongestant w/chlorpheniramine maleate, and a few other tricks up my sleeve, but about 4-5 days ago it popped loose (Nov. 30, 2005).

      I only have a few remaining issues preventing me from returning to having a real life. These quitters all around here that call themselves doctors notwithstanding, I plan to prevail. I plan to restore myself by Spring 2006, with or without medical intervention. I'll use the adrenalin, as I always have for lack of doctor care... for the past 40 years.