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D&D Online Stress Beta Begins

kafka47 writes "Turbine's much-anticipated MMO, "Dungeons and Dragons Online: Stormreach", is now opening up its stress test to Fileplanet subscribers. The registration is free, and it is a great opportunity for MMO and D&D fans to sign up and try out the game! Paid subscribers get a higher-rez client, but if you're curious about what DDO has to offer (and by all accounts, it's a lot) this is your chance to see it early."

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  1. Dice included? by TPJ-Basin · · Score: 3, Funny

    How do they deliver your 20-sided dice via snail mail?

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    1. Re:Dice included? by Billosaur · · Score: 2, Funny

      New Product Alert: Dice Pad, the mouse pad for dice. Now you can play your favorite on-line role-playing game the way it was meant to be played: with dice!!! Our specially crafted 6-, 8-, 10-, and 20-sided dies contain special metallic compounds that react with sensors in the pad, sending roll information via USB 2.0 or FireWire directly to the game via our patented Die Master software.

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    2. Re:Dice included? by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 4, Funny

      > How do they deliver your 20-sided dice via snail mail?

      By making their saving throw vs. shipping. Duh.

  2. Re:oh yay by Chmarr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Us Mac users don't really play games. We're obviously too busy going "ooo ahhh" while moving the mouse over the icons in the doc with magnification turned on.

    </sarcasm>

  3. Another cyber-drug by Ixne · · Score: 5, Funny


    Looking at those screenshots, it looks like EverCrack on steroids. I dare not try it. Must... not... try...

  4. A.K.A. "Monty Haul" Online by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sign up early, see what's behind door #3. Ah, a +5 broadsword. Haul it over to eBay for some nice coinage.

  5. Re:Does a game like WoW hurt a game like DDO? by Manchot · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm reminded of an old friend from high school who hated the game franchises on the older consoles (like Mario Bros) because he was certain that their high pricing and continuous rehashing of the same story line not only stifled creativity but turned off gamers looking for something fresh. What do you think?

    If you're playing Super Mario Bros. for the story, then you're playing it for the wrong reasons.

  6. Re:oh yay by DogDude · · Score: 3, Funny

    I agree. Along those same lines, I happen to have a 1954 Alfa Romeo, and you can't get those plastic window rain gutter things to fit them. They don't make them to fit my car! Those stupid window rain gutter people are not going to get my business, or any other business from 1954 Alfa Romeo owners. Bastards!

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    I don't respond to AC's.
  7. Stress Hah! Try RPGing for 24 hours ... by joelsanda · · Score: 4, Funny

    These kids have it easy. Why, in my day, we'd start White Plume Mountain or Temple of Elemental Evil on a Friday at 4pm (enough time to get off the bus, grab the backpack with books and dice and pedal over to someone's house) and game straight through until Sunday morning.

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  8. Re:Didn't like this game. by oracleofbargth · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now I only played D&D (the table-top RPG) for a few months on the weekend with a group of friends. I didn't really get into that either (they took it WAY too slow, all had characters in levels 3-4 after playing this certain campaign for easily 3 years), but I don't remember any instances where we had to break into a room, and destroy tons of barrels to find this "hidden" key.


    In pen&paper, that's the kind of thing that gets glossed over with a "search check". Or just say that you destroy every barrel in the room untill you find it. It's as simple as the player maybe saying one sentence, and perhaps having to roll the dice once or twice.

    If your tabletop DM were to try to run a game like an MMO does, he would have set down miniatures of their characters and each barrel, and the conversation might have gone something like this:

    Player1: I destroy all the barrels untill I find the key.
    DM: Ok, which barrel do you destroy?
    Player1: All of them.
    DM: No, which one do you bash in first?
    Player1: Alright, I'll play along, the one on the left.
    DM: Ok, make an attack roll.
    Player2: It's a barrel, it ain't going anywhere!
    DM: I have to know how much damage you do to the barrel.
    Player1: I'm just beating on it untill it's destroyed!
    DM: But you didn't roll to attack, how can you know if you really hit it?
    Player3: I fireball all the barrels. Does that destroy them?
    DM checks his notes, measures the room for radius of effect of the fireball, then replaces mini barrels with mini piles of ash.
    DM: Yes, that destroys them.
    Player1: Ok, so we have the key now. I just dug around in the ash untill I found it.
    DM: No, which pile of ash are you going to search?
    Players all stuff the pile of minis down the DM's throat.
  9. Re:Didn't like this game. by sgant · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, doing the PnP version you could also do a form of this that drives the DM crazy.

    DM: Ok, you're in a room with 3 barrels inside of it, what do you do?

    Player1: My character does what is appropriate to find whatever clues are inside the room and discovers them if there are any.

    DM: Um...what are you talking about?

    Player1: Well, I'm role playing.

    DM: what?

    Player1: I'm role playing. I'm role playing a character that is smarter than I am. Since he would know what to do and I wouldn't, the only way I can say it is to tell you that he does the appropriate thing.

    DM: Um, why don't you just tell me what he does.

    Player1: Because I have no idea what he does. But that doesn't mean he wouldn't know what to do. Don't penalize my character just because the person playing him is dumber than he is.

    DM: Ok, I quit...is there any Mountain Dew left?

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  10. Re:+5 Fist of the Bachelor! by yndrd1984 · · Score: 3, Funny
    You dirty

    Hey, I took a bath last week!

    fuckin

    In my dreams!

    nerds should be out of harms way for another 18 months once this gem hits the newsgroups.

    I never leave the basement anyway, so HA!

  11. Cool! by Hits_B · · Score: 2, Funny

    I put on my robe and wizard's hat...

  12. Re:oh yay by macaddct1984 · · Score: 2, Funny

    What about Photoshop? That's a damn fun game.