Father and Son Pro Gamer Team Wins Halo Tourney
theodp writes "What Matty and Moises Alou are to Major League Baseball, Poison and his 7-year-old nephew Lil' Poison are to Major League Gaming. Recently, the pair bested 550 Midway Mayhem contestants to take home 1st and 2nd place honors at the largest Halo tournament of all-time. The Chicago Journal reports that gaming prodigy Lil' Poison, who picked up a controller at age 2 and whupped his game-playing Dad into retirement, will be featured on 60 Minutes in January."
Which is it? It changed 3 times in the description!
Actually, it only changed 2 times.
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It doesnt matter. As long as you dont see the words "catholi priest".
I wonder if people outside the US care about HALO, being it the "[American] Football" of the videogames.
Gah. I swear I pressed that "C" key. :(
Can you imagine what it would feel like to be beaten by a small boy? I mean his hands can't even be big enough to grab a full size xbox controllerand he's screaming in his pre pubescenet voice "HEAD SHOT!"
Thats the sort of thing that makes a man go play The Sims.
So does that mean that the rest of the world doesn't care about Pro Halo except for Canada who has a pro version of the game that has a few different rules mostly regarding player substitution and level size and is mostly ignored by fans of the US version of Halo?
Matty Alou is Moises' uncle. Felipe Alou is his father.
Man, what kind of wierd shenanigans went on to make his nephew his son?! You Americans and your crazy morals, I dunno..
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Perhaps they were rednecks...
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If the game wasn't Halo would these people be featured on 60 minutes. Every year there are at least dozens of competitions.
Felipe Alou is the father of Moises. Close, though. Matty is Felipe's brother, and along with a third brother, Jesus, all played in the majors. All three played in the outfield together for the Giants in 1963. The opposing team was quoted as saying, "They're everywhere"
The Japanese have been trying to tell us that little kids are dangerous for years! See: Ring Ju-On Spiral Etc. What happens when this kid turns 18? Instant Army recruitment.
The family that slays together stays together.
What people have failed to point out is that this 7 year old is champ of a game rated M (17+) by the ESRB! Is no one else disturbed by this? As a parent and avid gamer (including Halo 2) I wouldn't allow my 7 year old to play Halo2, let alone enter a tournament....
More like Be cool. Pwn n00bs after school.
You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing.
His or yours? Stastically, it'd be his.
Complex strategies in FPSes? Sometimes, but certainly not in a FFA deathmatch. Nothing more complex than path planning in pacman. And you could certainly teach a 7 year old the strats even if they wouldn't come up with them on their own.
Besides if it makes any of the teenaged "god's gift to " n00bs go cry over a nice game of The Sims it has made a better place. (insert your favorite with player vs player combat)
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The downfall of society is so well documented. Picked up a controller at age 2? Thats a bit scary. What happened to kids going outside? Of course, its cool that they were successful in the tournament, but is this really terribly newsworthy?
So when the article is named "Father and Son Pro Gamer Team Wins Halo Tourney" and the first sentence says "...Poison and his 7-year-old nephew Lil' Poison are to Major League Gaming." that can be blamed on packet propagation?
Ah. No. Although the "dad into retirement" thing could be true even if it's an uncle/nephew team.
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Note that this was not a "best of" competition, but a walk-on competition for anyone. If you go here: www.mlgpro.com/news/MLG_Chicago%253A__The_Battle_o f_the_Masses/1.html you'll see that he's playing against another kid who looks to be around 12 years old. So while I'm sure he's damn good, think of all the nooblets that entered the tournament.
Also, it seems that there was another "VS" guy in his group that got in the top 10 for FFA. I wonder if they had some kind of unspoken pact as they played FFA...it seems that if you were in an FFA with a teammate, sure you'd kill them to get ahead, but perhaps you'd decide not to chase after them if you could go for someone else. Just a thought...