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Crank Blogging, Like Phone Calling, Now Illegal

On Thursday, President Bush signed into law a must-pass DoJ appropriations bill which contained a little gotcha for the internet. For decades, making anonymous abusive phone calls has been a federal crime, good for up to two years behind bars -- and the term "abusive" has included threats, harassment, and the much weaker "intent to annoy." Now, that telecommunications law has been extended to include the Internet, so when you post an anonymous troll to wind up your least-favorite blogger, you may break the law. This is silly: the law needs to start taking into account the qualitative differences between things like telephones, email inboxes, blogs, and IM accounts. A 3 AM phone call is different from a post to blogger.com calling me a jerk. I don't need federal protection from that Night Elf who keeps /chickening my Orc.

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  1. Is this law really needed? by dada21 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Actually, I think the entire law against crank calling is pretty worthless now, anyway.

    We have Caller ID -- we can refuse to answer the phone. If crank calls were a major concern, you'd see market solutions to the problem. Companies would come up with "quiet time" phone features that would prevent any ring after a certain hour unless you coded it with numbers that were acceptable.

    As you can see with this law, and thousands of other bad laws, you enter into a slippery slope of stupidity.

    The Department of Justice is completely out of control -- nearly 99% of the Department is unconstitutional and unnecessary at the federal level. In this end, this is an abridgement on the freedom of speech. Every time government wants to penalize "edgy" speech, they are just finding another way to control normal speech.

    I think we know who the real cranks are in this case -- read the entire law/budget, you'll find more bad things than usual. In fact, I can't see anything in the budget that seems worthwhile anymore.

    1. Re:Is this law really needed? by wwonka74 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Companies have come up with solutions that I use quite often. Ask your phone company about Selective Call Acceptance/Rejection. During family dinners or game nights I turn on Selective Call Acceptance and the only people that can reach me are the 4 that I've programmed into my phone system.
      I use it mostly for annoyance reasons because I just do not get crank called very often I think that happens to pizza delivery places more than residential phones.
      I think the main difference here is you also have to take into account that the person calling the other person a joke is doing it in a public forum and not just in a private phone call.
      This is one of those laws that just makes you check yourself before you say or post (in this case) something ignorant. I do not know of anyone serving actual jail time for crank calling a pepperoni pizza to their catholic neighbors on Lent so I can only assume it would be something you could use in court to add fuel to the fire or possibly get someone's wrist slapped.

    2. Re:Is this law really needed? by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Caller ID is not free, it is an optional pay service on most carriers, and not everyone has it, so not everyone can just sit there and screen the calls.

      That aside, if someone doesn't answer the call (because they know who is calling via Caller ID), what is to stop that person from calling 300 times consecutively in an attempt to annoy/harass them?

      I guess you could block the caller... but that too incurs a fee.

      "As you can see with this law, and thousands of other bad laws, you enter into a slippery slope of stupidity."

      I don't think it's out of line for the government to outlaw harassment. You could certainly argue that this law in particular perhaps goes too far, but you're almost saying it's OK to harass people, until some company invents technology that you can purchase to stop harassment. That is just plain silly.

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    3. Re:Is this law really needed? by dada21 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just because there is a way not to be annoyed by some unruly behaviour does not mean that this behaviour should not be punished. People should not have to resort to technical measures in the first place.

      You're asking for the use of force to stop something that can be fixed for a one time fee, usually. You're asking to create government organizations covered in government red tape to make a law -- so that if someone does break the law you still have to sue them or have government sue them. Rather than buy a cheap piece of techology, you want someone put in jail or fined rather than lock your front door yourself.

      This is the problem with "we need a law" advocates. They don't want to be responsible, but they want to pay so someone else can be responsible. I don't want to pay, I'm already fine with locking my front door, getting a $6 caller ID box, and paying $1 or $2 a month to the phone company to have them screen my calls.

    4. Re:Is this law really needed? by dada21 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Caller ID is not free, it is an optional pay service on most carriers, and not everyone has it, so not everyone can just sit there and screen the calls.

      Government is not free and in fact costs way more than competitive services.

      Government is not optional, so those of us who pick another option still have to pay.

      Government doesn't support everyone -- in fact laws are fairer to those who can afford a lawyer.

      Not everyone can go and sue someone for harassing them. If someone harasses you a few times from an unknown number, good luck getting the cops to stop them.

      You could certainly argue that this law in particular perhaps goes too far, but you're almost saying it's OK to harass people, until some company invents technology that you can purchase to stop harassment. That is just plain silly.

      Fine. I'll pay $6 for a caller ID box and $24 a year for piece of mind. You want to pay for bureaucracy and red tape and non-effective unconstitutional legislation? You should pay your share of what you use, I'd like to bow out of it.

    5. Re:Is this law really needed? by aaribaud · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You're asking for the use of force to stop something that can be fixed for a one time fee, usually.

      I'm asking why I should pay private companies to be able to benefit from a right that I have.

      You're asking to create government organizations covered in government red tape to make a law

      No need to create anything, that law is already here.

      so that if someone does break the law you still have to sue them or have government sue them.

      I happen to live in a non-lawyer-happy land (so far), and I am not lawyer-happy myself. It's not about sueing, it's about respect to others, and law is, or should be, about respecting each other.

      Rather than buy a cheap piece of techology, you want someone put in jail or fined rather than lock your front door yourself.

      I could retort that rather than stop someone misbehave against you, you prefer paying the problem away. I'll stay with my position, if you don't mind, that I do not want to live isolated: I want to live in society.

    6. Re:Is this law really needed? by dada21 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm asking why I should pay private companies to be able to benefit from a right that I have.

      There is no right to protecting your phone line from phone calls -- you don't need to have a phone line. Also, private companies will be cheaper that government. Will you pay a lawyer to sue the crank caller? No? You expect me to pay through my taxes, because you're cheap, lazy and irresponsible?

      No need to create anything, that law is already here

      Unconstitutionally.

      I happen to live in a non-lawyer-happy land (so far), and I am not lawyer-happy myself. It's not about sueing, it's about respect to others, and law is, or should be, about respecting each other.

      So you don't respect the free speech that is protected in the Constitution, but you do respect the ability to tax people who don't want to pay for something that doesn't affect them?

      I happen to live in a non-lawyer-happy land (so far), and I am not lawyer-happy myself. It's not about sueing, it's about respect to others, and law is, or should be, about respecting each other.

      No, you want to control society. There is a big difference -- those who want to voluntarily cooperate (capitalism) and those who want to control (authoritarianism).

    7. Re:Is this law really needed? by joto · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Actually, I think the entire law against crank calling is pretty worthless now, anyway.

      Ever met a girl? Many of those have had problems in the past (or now) with stalkers or horny obnoxious men calling all the time. There ought to be a law against that. And it is.

      We have Caller ID -- we can refuse to answer the phone.

      Not all of us can, for some of us, it's our job to take important phone calls 24/7. Nor all people have caller ID. And the phonebook on my phone is of limited size (it could also be an international call, someone using a phone-card, etc...).

      Companies would come up with "quiet time" phone features that would prevent any ring after a certain hour unless you coded it with numbers that were acceptable.

      My cell-phone does.

      In this end, this is an abridgement on the freedom of speech. Every time government wants to penalize "edgy" speech, they are just finding another way to control normal speech.

      This is a common way of writing law, and it has been for a long time. When the law-makers can't seem to come up with a reasonable formulation of their intent, they write something vague instead, and leave it to the courts to interpret it. I don't like it either, but it's the way it is.

      That being said, there are certainly individuals who deserve up till two years in prison + fines, for their behaviour in blogs. I'm not talking about spammers or annoying teenagers. Use your imagination, and remember that this law is part of "Violence Against Women and Department of Justice Reauthorization Act".

    8. Re:Is this law really needed? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'm already fine with locking my front door.

      Then don't come whining when somebody blasts out your door with a riot gun and plunders your house when you're on vacation. I'm not sure what you're trying to say here. Really, there is nothing short of posting an armed guard that will keep a burglar out of an unoccupied house he has decided to burgle. I can only assume you're arguing on the "pass a law" side vs. the libertarian "guard your house" side. Sorry to tell you, but when it comes to small property crimes like burglary, cops and laws are like the goggles, they do nothing. Cops take a half-hearted report after the fact so you'll have something for your homeowners insurance claim. If you're extraordinarily lucky and have a valuable item with a unique serial number it might show up at a pawn shop.

      Seriously, why the fuck do you think anything government does is going to stop someone from shotgunning your door open?

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    9. Re:Is this law really needed? by dada21 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The federal government has 3 crimes it can perform "justice" against -- piracy, counterfeiting and treason.

      The DoJ spends less than 1% of its budget on these three crimes. Actually in some years it spent well under 0.25% of its budget on these three crimes.

      Therefore, 99% of the DoJ is unconstitutional.

      Q.E.D.

    10. Re:Is this law really needed? by carninja · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Personally, even if I had a dead family member, I think it could wait until morning. They're not going anywhere, and at least I'd be rested.

    11. Re:Is this law really needed? by lawpoop · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is the problem with libertarians living in America. They don't really understand what government is, and more importantly, what *our* government does for us.

      The government is a protection racket. It's the mafia. Its a gang, just like the Bloods and the Crips. It's the toughest guy in town. That's the way it's been since 6,000 years ago when the first states formed. Ever since then, Kings and royalty have been fighting and conquering each other, building larger and larger states.

      Now, this is where the libertarian chimes in and says "See? We are in total agreement! This is exactly why we need less government -- it's nothing but a power hungry gang!"

      Wrong. We are finally at a point in history where the government, the toughest gang in town, *actually responds to the common person*. There are people in government who actually care about being fair and doing what's right, instead of just exercising power. When we start downsizing *democratic* government, other tough guys, such as the mafia, the KKK, or gangs such as the Bloods and Crips will assume that power vaccuum and tell people how to run their lives -- on pain of death. Corporations will have indentured servants and slaves. Black people will be lynched for looking at white women.

      In order to stand up to the bad guys who will take advantage of us, we have to form our own gang. You on your own are not strong enough to stand up to the mafia when they start asking for protection money, or to a corporation when they start poisoning your drinking water. Of course, our gang that we form is corruptable, but it is better than the alternative. If you think a place without government is great, step into the middle of the Amazon where the average males' life span is 35 -- killed by revenge cycles. Or Khartoum, where people walk the city streets with Hyenas and Baboons on chains for personal protection.

      When you start reducing legitimate democratic government, you have either corporations exploiting working people like in the US at the turn of the 20th century, or you have warlords running the place like many 3rd world countries around the world. Government isn't perfect, but it's *way* better than the alternative.

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    12. Re:Is this law really needed? by TrekkieGod · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Wait right there...

      So you don't respect the free speech that is protected in the Constition, but you do respect the ability to tax people who don't want to pay for something that doesn't affect them?

      I don't have to withstand harrassment as part of my respect to free speech. In fact, your right to free speech stops when you start interfering with my rights. You can't yell "Fire!" in a crowded theatre, you can't make remarks to your secretary that qualify as sexual harrassment, and you can't call me to make a prank call. That is not an exhaustive list.

      I don't agree with extending this law to the internet, because unlike phone calls, postings are non-invasive. I'll agree that internet postings qualify as righteous free speech because it's not actively interrupting someone. If you call me to make a prank call, even if I do subscribe to your Caller ID "solution," I have to actually go check who is calling me. That's all fine and good at normal hours, but not if you're waking me up at 3am. I don't need to answer the phone before you've harassed me. Sure, I could turn off my phone for the night, but then I'd miss potentially important calls. On top of that, inconvenient times aren't universal. I may work nights, so a 3pm call would bother me. I may be doing something else other than sleeping when you've interrupted me. My phone line isn't public, I'm paying for the damn thing, and you don't get to call whenever you feel like it to annoy me. You call if you have my permission to, implicit or explicit (that's why I'm also in favor of the Do-Not-Call list, if it's unsolicited, they don't have my permission to call).

      I see your points about the inneficiency of government, and as much as I want to see less governmental interference, there are some things that ARE a government's job. Protecting my rights is the government's job.

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    13. Re:Is this law really needed? by aaribaud · · Score: 2, Insightful
      There is no right to protecting your phone line from phone calls

      Yes there is--well, in your country, I don't know, but in mine, one cannot harrass people on their phone lines because one cannot harrass people, period.

      -- you don't need to have a phone line.

      What does this statement aim at demonstrating?

      Also, private companies will be cheaper that government.

      You speak money instead of law, companies instead of country.

      Will you pay a lawyer to sue the crank caller? No?

      No need to, in my country at least: I would not need to pay for this.

      You expect me to pay through my taxes, because you're cheap, lazy and irresponsible?

      I expected you not to call people names just because they happen to disagree with you. And, BTW, we live in different countries, so what I expect my tax money to be spent on shouldn't bother you.

      (No need to create anything, that law is already here) Unconstitutionally.

      Not where I live, where harrassing and defaming are punished, because harrassing or defaming are a nuisance, however you would want to raise free speech.

      So you don't respect the free speech that is protected in the Constitution,

      Well, technically I don't have to respect the American Constitution. However I've got my own, slightly less permissive (e.g., praising nazism here is not allowed), that I do respect... And because I intend my fellows to respect it as well, I am against letting people who defame or harrass go unpunished.

      but you do respect the ability to tax people who don't want to pay for something that doesn't affect them?

      This is putting words in my mouth that I did not express--indeed, I did precisely express the opposite opinion on entirely another topic, that is: I expect people not to hape to pay a tax on something they don't use. But again, this is money talking. I have higher standards than money when it comes to my country's laws.

      you want to control society.

      If I wanted that, I'd go for politics. Or Oil business. Or both.

      There is a big difference -- those who want to voluntarily cooperate (capitalism) and those who want to control (authoritarianism).

      Funny how you try and tag cooperation, a social mechanism, with an economic word. Can you think outside of money?

    14. Re:Is this law really needed? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How about Vonage? Or just switch to using your cell phone as your primary phone line, and just keep your landline (with the ringer turned off) for true emergencies when you need to dial 911.

      At least if you use a cell phone, it's illegal for telemarketers to call you, under the same law that makes junk faxes illegal: 47 U.S.C. Section 227.

      In particular, this section
      (b) Restrictions on Use of Automated Telephone Equipment
      (1) Prohibitions. It shall be unlawful for any person within the United States -
      (A) to make any call (other than a call made for emergency purposes or made with the prior express consent of the called party) using any automatic telephone dialing system or an artificial or prerecorded voice - ...
      (iii) to any telephone number assigned to a paging service, cellular telephone service, specialized mobile radio service, or other radio common carrier service, or any service for which the called party is charged for the call;

      Won't help against individual prank callers, but telemarketers (almost all of whom use automatic dialers) are pretty much blocked. I suppose one could try making their operators hand-dial each number in order to call it, and try to avoid the 'automatic dialer' restriction on a technicality, but I don't think it would hold up for very long.

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    15. Re:Is this law really needed? by Coryoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In essence: Yes the government has a monopoly on force. That's actually preferable to a free market for force, which is what you'll get unless you can somehow convince absolutely everyone to forgo the use of force (which you won't).

      I would hope that even libertarians recognise that there is a distinct place for government. Once we've gotten past that, we can get down to the more debatable, and variable, question of exactly how much government control is valuable.

      Jedidiah.

    16. Re:Is this law really needed? by lawpoop · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "*spews Coke on monitor*"

      Sounds like you've never visisted the third world. When you visit the police station to file a complaint, or get pulled over by a cop, do you expect to pay a bribe? That's standard operating procedure outside of Europe, North America, Austrailia, and Japan, etc.

      If you decide to run against an incombant politicain, do you expect to get thrown in jail on trumped up charges? If you do get thrown in jail, do you expect to be regularly beaten by the guards?

      Do American political dissidents ever just "dissapear" without a trace, with not a peep from the government, much less an investigation?

      "I suppose there might be a few people in government who want to do what's right, but they're far outnumber by the power-grabbers. And, unless we get a lot more "common people" off their butts, the government responds more to the corporate lobbiests than to the common person." Not so. Most people in the government are average Joe and Jane Beaurecrats. They are the lazy Federal employees. But, at least they aren't corrupt.

      The power-hungry people are the elected congrespeople, Senators and perhaps the cabinet members. That's 535 congress people + 100 senators, + 1 president + 1 vice-president. Those people are far out-numbered by the bureaucrats.

      " Or Khartoum, where people walk the city streets with Hyenas and Baboons on chains for personal protection

      "If only hyenas and babboons could protect against Elephants and Donkeys.
      "

      You aren't seriously suggesting that Republican and Democratic political operatives are actually killing people on a daily basis, are you?

      " When you start reducing legitimate democratic government, you have either corporations exploiting working people like in the US at the turn of the 20th century

      "Don't you mean the turn of the 21st century? And the government (both parties) is in their pockets."

      As bad as things are now, they were much worse 100 years ago. Before the FDA, you could basically sell poison onthe shelf as an exilir for any ailment. You could have a factory work fall into the meat processing machinery and everybody in Chicago can buy canned human flesh later that week. Mine workers would go into debt living in the Mine companies town, buying their food and renting their housing, and this after working 100 hour weeks with no vacation. Even 12 year old were working in the mines.

      So basically, take your head out of your rear-end, get up out of your armchair, read some history, look at other countries in the world. Here in the US, we are living in a paradise.

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    17. Re:Is this law really needed? by RexRhino · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What you are saying is true, but only to a certain extent.

      Yes, at the present state of time, we probably still need a small state to protect us from certain groups who would step in and take power in the absence of the government. But that is a huge jump to saying that we need the monster government that we have today.

      First of all, you are assuming that the government protects us from, lets say, a corporation. It is clear right now that corporations use law suits, government legistlation, intellectual property laws, all as tools for control and intimidation. It is not that the government protects us from corporations, but more like our government is being used as an enforcer for corporations.

      Intimidation of minorities was/is largely carried out by the government (Jim Crow laws then, drug and gun laws now that almost exclusivly target minorities now) Ask a black man living in inner city Detroit if he is more scared of the KKK, or of the police! At least half a million black men are imprisioned right now for victimless crimes... When you consider that there is only 10-15 million black men in the United States, I would say that the U.S. government is several orders of magnitude more dangerous to minorities that the KKK.

      In most places, the government acts WITH organized crime... for example, in many places you can't get a building permit unless you pay off the local goodguy, who then pays off the local politician to let you build. Or we have drug laws that do more to raise the price of illegal drugs and make them highly profitable than they do to stop illegal drugs (the DEA is the OPEC of drug smuggling!!! And I won't even go into the CIA drug operations).

      And, I am of course talking about the United States. The Soviet Union and Stalin's purges, Mao and his "Cultural Revolution" and "Great Leap Forward", Pol Pot in Cambodia, Nicolia Chochecau in Romaina, I could go on and on about governments with far greater domestic power than the United States and the attrocities they commited. The United States is generally a more pleasent place to live because the lack of total government control. (But even without a totalitarian government, we have the U.S. government's participation in the genocide of native Americans, or massive bombing of civilians in WWII and Vietnam, and other attrocities that have nothing to do with fighting big corporations or the mafia).

      Yes, you are correct, an immediate jump to anarchy is probably not a good thing right now... we probably need the government to protect us from warlords, aggressive foriegn governments, powerful economic interests, etc. But you are not defending that, you are defending a government that regularly invades peoples homes on the slightest of pretext, spies on its own citizens, takes 80% of their income in taxes and hidden fees, and now can arbitrarily throw people in jail for being "annoying". We are so far away from the concept of liberal democracy that maybe having a few more mafia people might be an acceptable price to pay for a little bit more freedom.

  2. Re:What the hell...? by stupidfoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Laws like this will, in the long run, make the freedom of speech stronger, not weaker.

    The first time this is challenged in court it will be struck down, thus setting another precedent for online freedom of speech.

  3. sneaky sneaky by endx7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm not concerned with this particular bill as I am with one of the tactics that was used.

    Namely, I'm talking about the embedding of other mostly unrelated things into a bill. It's especially bad, since with a bill such as this one, the existance of the DoJ relies on this bill getting passed to get its funding. Because of this, members of congress feeled pressed that the bill must be passed (as was noted in the first sentence of jamie's summary).

    1. Re:sneaky sneaky by necro81 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree. This sort of tactic of attaching insipid legislation into must-pass bills, where it'll either be so small it won't be noticed, or will be ignored because the rest of the bill must pass, has got to be stricken from the Congressional rules. I do not know how far back it dates, and I know that both political parties have been guilty of it, but the current Republican congressional leadership has elevated it to a fine and thoroughly asinine art. It has, at times, been used to elevate some useful legislation that otherwise would have been flattened by the powers that be; but on the whole, it is an immoral twisting of the legislative body to the agenda of the few.

      This is an example that bolsters the case for a Line Item Veto amendment to the Constitution, if Congress cannot remove this kind of practice from its rules. Most state governments have it, President Clinton briefly had it (by legislation) before it was struck down. It would be difficult to word such an amendment, however, without a significant alterning of the checks and balances of government. But, at least in the case of this practice, I believe that Congress needs checking. I think we are unlikely to get any movement on it, one way or another.

  4. you might not need it, but they do by aeoo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A 3 AM phone call is different from a post to blogger.com calling me a jerk. I don't need federal protection from that Night Elf who keeps /chickening my Orc.

    Yes, you're right. What sane person would need such a law?

    But on the other hand, I can see how politicians and people in power might need such a law. It would make it illegal to criticize them anonymously.

    1. Re:you might not need it, but they do by Cheapy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Gee, now why would politcians want to arrest whistleblowers / anonymous informers?

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  5. . . . and so it goes by clancey101 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This law is just part of a continuing effort to erode and limit the U.S. Constitution and Bill of Rights. Continuing attacks on fundamental rights in the United States will continue as long as fear replaces philosophy as the primary tool used to win elections and retain/attain power in elections. It is imperative for citizens of democracies to fight laws which restrict rights -- even if that means protecting the rights of those they find offensive. The test of any action should be whether that action restricts of limits the freedome of others. If it does, then the act is bad., If it does not, then it should be tolerated even if it is ugly and indecent.

  6. Wikipedia/Seigenthaler? by dpbsmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wonder how this plays out in the context of l'affaire Seigenthaler?

    "Brian Chase, a 38 year old operations manager at Rush Delivery in Nashville, admitted he had placed the allegations there to play a joke on a colleague..." I suppose Chase's intent was to tweak his (unnamed) colleague, not to annoy Seigenthaler...

  7. The point is obvious by Deep+Fried+Geekboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The point of all this bullshit is simply to create a web of laws which can be used to ensnare anybody.

    The next time some wingnut retard says 'so long as you've done nothing wrong, you've nothing to fear', point this out (and tell them how annoying they are).

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  8. Re:The Road to Hell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Who are they kidding?

    Themselves.

    Just how enforceable is this going to be?

    Not at all.

    Are the federal courts (which are already overburdened with real criminal cases) now to be swamped with case of "he called me a fsck-head on Slashdot?"

    No. There will be one case, in which the defense attorney will simply point to the First Amendment to the Constitution, and then this law will no longer exist.

  9. The real crime by lildogie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It should be a crime to prosecute someone unconstitutionally.

    1. Re:The real crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You mean like going after Bush for wiretapping when it's within his constitutional rights to do so?

  10. Blogging and e-mail way different by Cyphertube · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This law sweeps across with a broad stroke and that's bad legislation.

    One problem is a matter of 'annoying' people. What is annoying varies from person to person.

    On the one hand, this means that spammers face yet another law against them. So, spamming while in the U.S. is a really bad idea. I'm sorry, if your name is really Ivan Charles Wiener, then, ok, I guess you can continue to send me erectile dysfunction ads as I.C. Wiener. But Heywood Jablowmie had better look out!

    My question then is a matter of whether or not posting anonymously on a blog is a problem. If you allow real anonymity and you aren't prepared to handle the system, well, you're a fool. But most blogging software takes care of that. And if you force people to register, problem solved.

    The big problem is that 'recipient of communication' is undefined. So, if I have a blog, and I allow people to post anonymously and they don't annoy me, is it a problem if some politician visits my blog and sees that? The original author is anonymous. Granted, as the owner and effective publisher who is not anonymous, well, I would argue that it's now my problem, and too bad, and so on. But sites, like Slashdot, that allow anonymous and disavow ownership of any kind of the post, well, that could be a big problem, as then Slashdot is not committing a crime directly, but can be considered an accessory.

    Hopefully, this thing will be given a reasonable smackdown, but I doubt it.

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  11. Three words: by Syberghost · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Line. Item. Veto.

  12. Re:I don't know about the authorities being called by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    ..but I would LOVE for the FBI to be able to track down assholes that I report to them for harrassing me... and have them give me their address.

    So you can shake your tiny fist at their house?

    Get over it. People have been dicks for all time. A stupid law is not going to change anything. Don't like comments like that, or this? Don't be on the internet, or grow a thicker skin.

    Like anything posted on the web matters. Including this comment.

    Besides, I think you need to put things in perspective. A random 'haha' on your LJ is nothing compared to what some kids get on their blogs from shitty little cliques.

    That said, this law is dumb, for I guess I can now press charges against any idiot, including myself.

  13. Re:First Anonymous Post by JackalopeP · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Talk to Congress already. This was a bill passed by legislators, not the President. That he signed it should come as no surprise, or does anyone think it's actually plausible to veto every bill that has unrelated amendments attached? I think it's a great idea, but no president of any party makes a habit of vetoing most of the bills Congress passes.

  14. Your laws can't touch me, I live in Canada, nyah! by diodeus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why do individual governments think they can regulate the internet in this manner? When you make spamming illegal in the US the spammers just move to Belize or China. Want to post a flame, just log into a remote server in another country and do it from there.

    What a waste of time creating an illusion of a solution in this manner. The only people these laws would stop are those who are too clueless to circumvent them.

    If we are going to try to regulate the net the only practical way would to use international treaties. Of course there will always be non-treaty countries where the rules would not apply.

    What about messages of protest? The power to annoy is one of the foundations of activism. What does this say for free speech and civil liberties? Would such a law stick? I doubt it anyway.

  15. Is this SLAPP related? by MarsGov · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have to wonder if this law can be used (or is intended to be used) as part of a SLAPP strategy, also known as "strategic lawsuit against public participation." If a blogger posts a comment that's uncomplimentary about a company — and therefore annoying — then that unflattering remark now becomes a criminal matter. By stripping away anomynity, the law will definitely chill whistleblowing, compaints, and other comments that aggressive companies attempt to supress.

  16. Re:First Anonymous Post by Qzukk · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You miss the same thing that Bush supporters and detractors alike miss, repeatedly.

    We are not at war.

    Every time Bush or a supporter says "so-and-so must be done because of the war on terror" or "this right must be suspended because of the war on terror", remind them that the United States has not declared a war in over half a century.

    --
    If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I bought a pair of binoculars.
  17. Re:First Anonymous Post by gfxguy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And yet here we are, posting here and in all those articles MarkusQ referenced... free speech is alive and well, believe it or not, and people bitching about it not being free while they freely post their rants here are too oblivious to see the irony.

    --
    Stupid sexy Flanders.
  18. You miss the point by MarkusQ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And yet here we are, posting here and in all those articles MarkusQ referenced... free speech is alive and well, believe it or not, and people bitching about it not being free while they freely post their rants here are too oblivious to see the irony.

    The fact that some people in some cases are able to express their views does not mean that "free speech is alive and well." The point of free speech is that everybody can do it, without recrimination.

    -- MarkusQ

  19. We are not at war. by MarkusQ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We are not at war.

    Good catch. I keep forgetting that. I guess that's a good demonstration of how "the Big Lie" works; they keep repeating it and after awhile you start going along with it even though you know it's false.

    --MarkusQ

    1. Re:We are not at war. by Peter+La+Casse · · Score: 2, Insightful
      To be fair, some people really do believe that the "war on terror" is a real war calling for real wartime sacrifices, like WW2 was. Those people aren't lying, they're mistaken (about a great many things.)

      I see accusations of "intentional lying" too much in political discussions. It happens, but not as often as simple ignorance.

    2. Re:We are not at war. by Catbeller · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They believe it because buildings blew up and their President, along with EVERY SINGLE NEWS SOURCE in the mainstream media, has repeated the meme until it became a really real fact.

      War exists between nations. Anything else is a metaphor, OR a lie. In the war on "terror", it's a lie. Terror is a name we give to guerilla warfare practiced against civilians by anational networks. If someone we like practices it, it's freedom fighting. If not, they're terrorists.

      The cool thing about a war against unspecified enemies located in no particular place (if they exist at all; find and watch "The Power of Nightmares") is that it begins when Bush says it does, and ends when he declares it "over". Give it two seconds of thought: how in hell do you win against "terror"? This is a Forever War.

      The neocons have stated - categorically -- that war gives the President unlimited powers not only over the military as CinC, but over the civilian population as well. And no law applies to him if he deems it a hindrance. No exaggeration. Lookee at the recent anti-torture bill; after signing, Bush signed an addendum -- an understanding, sort of an opinion piece -- stating that he would disregard the law if it suits his needs. The Forever War gives us a Forever King. I'd use the term dictator, but it's so loaded that the rightists moderating would bury this post immediately...

      We ain't at war with Afghanistan either. They didn't attack us; they just hosted the attackers, and wouldn't let us take them without proof, which Bush categorically denied them. He wanted "bombs falling in 30 days", and Afghanistan volunteered for the sacrificial lamb position. What we did was not war, and it was not moral. And we've made a mess of it.

      We ain't at war with Iraq, as it never attacked and did not threaten to. We just lied, invaded, occupied, and stole the oil fields and are building a Pentagon-like embassy forthe long haul. We're fighting an insurgency from many fronts, united only in their belief that we are lying a-holes and need to get the hell out. You don't war with insurgents, you try to kill or imprison them. The only way to kill a real insurgency is to murder everyone -- because anyone left alive is just a seed waiting to sprout new insurgency. Fallujah, anyone?

      We may soon attack Iran and then perhaps Syria, also under false pretenses. Bush has been delivering "Iran is a pack of terrorists" packets to Arab leaders for the past month or so, so his boys haven't given up on their Project for the New American Century yet. It's the Domino Theory all over again, only they want to be the domino players. It was a silly theory in the 50s and 60s, and it's doubly silly now. Counties aren't domino pieces, and they don't "fall" when you push them. And beware what you wish for, neocons, because people might really want a democratically elected religious dictatorship that will ally itself with other Godly dictatorships. People LIKE dictators, if they agree with them.

      Thinking about it, the Forever War generates the fantasy enemy it proclaims existed in the first place, even if it really didn't. It's self-renewing. And like the first Forever War against "communism", it is making a lot of people so very, very rich and others so very, very powerful.

  20. Re:First Anonymous Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Of course. The President doesn't have line-item veto authority, and he isn't going to let one little evil overshadow a lot of good in any particular bill that is sent to him from Congress, not just this one. If he did veto everything that had a little pork of some flavor in it, he wouldn't get anything signed, and then you people (yes, I said it) would piss and moan about how he is obstructing your hard-working legislators from getting any real work done.

    For those who dislike W, there is always a reason to bolster that dislike, logic notwithstanding. Sad...

  21. Re:So wait... by heavy+snowfall · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Would be fun if Slashcode gave you the option of commenting on your moderation with 3 words or so... Though I suppose that would remove some of the brilliance of that simple insightful.

  22. Re:First Anonymous Post by pmike_bauer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Technically, you are correct. In fact, you are wrong. If my memory serves me, World War II was the last war in which Congress directly declared the United States at war. The Korean, Vietnam, Gulf 1, Afganistan, and Gulf 2 wars were all fought without this declaration. The Korean war, was offically a "police" action, and in various instances, Congress has given the President the authority to wage war at his discression. If you think we are not at war now, you must have been living in a cave for the last few year. More, Osama has been living in a cave, and I'm pretty sure he believes this is war, even if you don't.

    --
    I read /. for the (Score:-1, Conservative) comments.
  23. Re:First Anonymous Post by artitumis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Completely off topic. How do any of the links you posted relate to the story of "crank blogging?" They don't at all. Your entire aim here is to insight a flame war between those that support President Bush and those who don't. Call me a realist, but Slashdot is for tech news and happenings. It is not for you to air your distaste for the President. If you wish to slam the President, get your own blog and do it there. When here, keep on topic. Is that too much to ask?

    As for the moderation of your comment, those who moderated need to take a second glance at the topic and rate as applies. Off topic.

  24. Who are our true friends? by DrVomact · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From TFA:

    ...the First Amendment protects our right to write something that annoys someone else.

    It even shields our right to do it anonymously. U.S. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas defended this principle magnificently in a 1995 case involving an Ohio woman who was punished for distributing anonymous political pamphlets.

    Please note that,once again, it was a conservative justice who championed freedom of speech. A true conservative is a friend of liberty; please don't oppose a supreme court nomination just because you disagree with the nominee on a single issue--on which he may have expressed an opinion decades ago. Once you're in the Supreme Court, you're untouchable and beholden to no one--and more often than not, that has brought out the best in the Justices, and they have grown to fill the office.

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    Great men are almost always bad men--Lord Acton's Corollary
  25. Re:First Anonymous Post by winwar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "If you think we are not at war now, you must have been living in a cave for the last few year."

    Well I think we are not at war and I haven't been living in a cave. There is nothing technical about it-we have been fighting terrorists for a long time. We are engaged in multiple conflicts and troops are suffering casualties. Nothing unususal there-it happens regularly.

    Frankly the "war on terror" is roughly akin to the "war on drugs" or the "war on x". They all are poorly defined and generally impossible to win. Because they fail to address the underlying problems. Invading a country is easy. Changing a society is hard.

    Frankly I am not concerned about Osama. Neither is the US government based on its actions. I am concerned about a government that wants to reduce my rights and priviledges for a false sense of security and so they can be seen as "doing something". Of course, I am more afraid of the clueless people like you who support those measures. That is the real threat.

    Remember that terrorism is insignificant when compared to other preventable deaths. More people are killed driving in a month than died in 9/11. But you don't see a "war on road deaths".

  26. Re:So wait... by loginx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "there will have to be a trial to determine if you are actually guilty"

    You mean a trial to determine that you are actually guilty...

  27. There is more to this than you think by surfingmarmot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Most of you are looking at this from an individual perspective and you are grossly mistaken. How foolish you all are to think this law is to protect you! You the people! Hah! This administration doesn't do things for the people, they do them for big businesses with lots of funding to contribute to campaigns and with lobbyists who have big entertainment budgets. In other words corporations who are tired of trying to use ineffective civil law suits to stifle free speech about them. So this law is _not_ to give you power--it is to give corporations the power to criminalize product and corporate criticism on the internet. After all, civil suits are so darned expensive, but if a corporation can send a few people to jail, then that will have an immediate and severe chillng effect and squelch bad product reviews and negative comments about customer service and corporations. Don't believe me? Wait an see.

  28. Re:He Only Signed It... by nobody69 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you remember back to your days in, well, any level of public education in the US short of graduate-school-not-in-history-or-poli-sci, there was a discussion of 'checks and balances'. One of these 'checks and balances' is that the President does not have to sign a bill that he disagrees with. If Bush knew or cared about the amendment, he could veto the bill and make speech explaining to the American people that Congressional politicking is preventing the passage of this important spending bill. Think back to how Clinton handled Gingrich during their budget conflicts - if a wimpy liberal like Clinton could make a congress controlled by the GOP back down, certainly Bush could get a Congress controlled by his own party back in line.
     
    Bush either likes the amendment, doesn't care about it, or doesn't know about it. None of these options means that Bush doesn't get some of the blame if you think the bill "sux".

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    "Bugger this, I want a better world." - Jenny Sparks
  29. Re:Congressinal authorization = declaration of war by clodney · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While that does seem to be the standard that constitutional law has evolved to, what troubles me more about the wartime assertion is that this war is so vague and open ended.

    If we accept the premise that wartime is different than peacetime and different rules apply, then the first thing I want to know is how do we know when the war is over? We've gone 4 years since 9/11 with no additional attacks on US soil. Is the war over now? Will it be over if we catch bin Laden and Mullah Omar?

    In a conventional war against a country or polity of some sort, it is pretty clear when hostilities have ended. A war against individuals in hiding is not nearly so cut and dried.

    My biggest issue with the wartime argument is that there is no clear end to this war, so we had better assume that these "wartime powers" are in fact permanent. That thought scares the crap out of me.

  30. Re:First Anonymous Post by UberOogie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Korean, Vietnam, Gulf 1, Afganistan, and Gulf 2 wars were all fought without this declaration.

    None of which makes it okay. There is a reason you have to declare war, and there is a reason that Congress has to do it. It has to do with the separation of powers, and so that the presidency doesn't become imperial. The excutive and the legislative have to come together and both declare a state of war, and it means a very specific thing regarding war powers. Presidential actions as the commander in chief are very purposefully limited to the standing army. However, in our historically recent military expansion, this has put the balance out of wack now that the president has a huge armed forces to command. The only barrier left in Congress control of the purse strings, which is a necessary control and the only thing standing in the way of one party getting into power and then deciding never to leave.

    If you think we are not at war now, you must have been living in a cave for the last few year.

    Oh, and I am also supporting the terrorists by knowing we're not at war? Double-plus good. If it so obvious that we're at war, get Congress to declare it.

    We're not at war, and apologists like yourself are dangerous to the republic.

    --
    "Enough of this wretched, whining monkey life." -- Marcus Aurelius, _Meditations_, Book 9, 37
  31. Re:does this also include political speeches? by twifosp · · Score: 2, Insightful
    No.

    And don't ask again, or we'll fine you.

  32. No, I don't. by gfxguy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First of all, everybody in the U.S. does have the right to freedom of speech. If someone's right has been infringed, please take it to the supreme court and I'm sure they'll agree. As I've said, it's usually the people that have cried the most about having their free speech denied that are talking the most about it. Ironic, isn't it?

    But why without recrimination? Now you are adding words to right that the constitution guarantees you! You have no right to say anything you want about someone else without consequence? That's why you CAN'T yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater!

    Let's take the example of the spoiled movie star or singer, for example; the one who has always been given a soapbox in the form of news programs desperate for viewers. So some guy thinks that because he's famous he can go on one of these shows and spout off whatever he wants. Then when people don't go see his next movie, or buy his next CD, or someone doesn't want to cast him in their next film, he claims his freedom of speech is being infringed! Wrong!

    You also don't have the "right" to be heard. If I choose not to listen to you, or give you a forum, I'm not denying your right to speak freely. So again, if you're some movie star that's been making the rounds on talk shows and spouting off about some politician or another, and I don't agree with you, I don't have to have you on my show! Has your freedom of speech been infringed? No!

    No one is saying you can't say whatever it is you want to say, I'm just saying that a) I don't have to give you a forum to say it, b) I don't have to listen, and c) there may be consequences.

    Good example of someone who knows what free speech is about and stands up for his beliefs: Bono. Good example of when someone doesn't actually understand the concept of freedom of speech and cries because they may have suffered consequences: Dixie Chicks.

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    Stupid sexy Flanders.
  33. Re:So wait... by the_riaa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We can handle our own lawsuits, thank you.

    There's no money in simple criminal prosecution! Civil suits are where the dough is!

  34. Re:Only the anonymous cowards by moonbender · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Total open internet doesn't work. That is clear from slashdot alone else why would we have moderation and bans?

    No, Slashdot is not an example why open internet doesn't work. It's the opposite, it's one of many working models which facilitate a community despite and because of the near-to anonymity. Moderation in particular is a great way to deal with a lot of crap that people post when they don't need to fear real world retribution.

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    Switch back to Slashdot's D1 system.
  35. Re:Of course not... by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I found this, from April 2003, saying that:
    Thirty percent of the time, callers to the IRS telephone 1-800 help line get a busy signal, a recorded message, are disconnected or receive the wrong information.


    I can't find the article, but some magazine recently (w/in the last year) called up the IRS help line a bunch of times and found that the amount of misinformation getting doled out by the IRS hadn't gotten much better.

    The difference between the someone on the IRS's 1-800 number and a tax attorney, is that the attorney puts his ass on the line by giving you advice. He (is supposed to) affirms that the legal opinion you are getting is within the law.

    That's why law firms that help corporations set up sketchy tax dodges for rich people & companies can get burnt when the IRS decides to make an issue out of it.
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    [Fuck Beta]
    o0t!
  36. Re:So wait... by orthogonal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I haven't read the actual warrant, so I have no idea who I'd side with.

    My friend, you don't have to read the warrant; you just need to read Alito's dissent a bit more attentively.

    The important line is the last one (emphasis added): Second, even if the warrant did not contain such authorization, a reasonable police officer could certainly have read the warrant as doing so, and therefore the appellants are entitled to qualified immunity.

    Now understand that: Alito's saying that it's OK if a cop misreads a warrant and does something it doesn't authorize, the cop can't be sued.

    Now let's think about that. If your doctor misreads a drug formulary and gives you Topamax (an epilepsy drug) when he meant to give you Toprol-XL (a drug for heart failure), and as a result you have a heart attack, would you say that you shouldn't be allowed to sue?

    Now as to the facts of the case Alito dissented from: the warrant only described, and authorized, the search of one adult male. When the cops went to the man's home to arrest him, that adult male's wife and daughter were with him. Even though the warrant only authorized a search of the man, the cops also strip searched his wife and the ten-year-old daughter.

    The warrant names one adult man, and the police "misread" it to include a ten-year-old girl, and they make her take off all her clothes and bend over and be searched by a stranger.

    That's a pretty substantial misreading, you'd agree? Well, maybe you wouldn't agree, but consider this: Alito's opinion was a dissent; that means two other judges disagreed with Alito and thought the police went too far.

    And one of those other judges was none other than Bush's current head of Homeland Security, Michael Chertoff -- no "liberal" he.

    So, friend, does my explication help you decide that police strip-searching a ten-year-old girl is wrong?

  37. Re:Well, that's just the problem... by monkeydo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Like any other internet legislation

    You mean like any other US legislation.

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    Si vis pacem, para bellum
    The only thing more annoying than a Libertarian is an (un|mis)informed Libertarian
  38. Re:So wait... by numatrix · · Score: 3, Insightful
    So, friend, does my explication help you decide that police strip-searching a ten-year-old girl is wrong?

    Of course nobody wants to see little girls strip-searched. Stop avoiding my point by bringing emotional rhetoric into it.

    Alito did not say that any mistakes a cop might make are ok. Let me change the emphasis on the same quote and see if it sounds different:

    Second, even if the warrant did not contain such autho- rization, a reasonable police officer could certainly have read the warrant as doing so, and therefore the appellants are entitled to qualified immunity.

    The suggestion appears that if a reasonable were to think he had permission under the warrant to search the family, then it's appropriate to grant him immunity. Now, I'm no lawyer, but I think that's the same sort of reasonableness standard that's applied elsewhere in the law.

    What the text of the warrant specified and why the cops thought they were allowed to search the family is exactly what we should be discussing, but you haven't brought that up because you keep trying to make an emotional appeal that's unrelated.

    So if you'd like to discuss whether the cops were reasonable, why they thought they had the right to the search, and whether they did or not, then by all means, let's discuss it. I'm not predisposed toward agreeing with either side until I look at the warrant and the circumstances. But please stop headlining with inflammatory text like "ALITO SUPPORTS UNAUTHORIZED STRIP SEARCHES"

  39. Re:So wait... by Clod9 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    And if you read the actual text of the warrant and affidavit, you'll probably come to agree that the language WAS intended to include searches of whoever happened to be around:
    "The search should also include all occupants of the residence as the information developed shows that [Doe] has frequent visitors that purchase methamphetamine."

    We can debate all day about whether the police are allowed to strip-search children (they are) or whether meth should be illegal (it is), but the language in here is crystal clear. The only people who can't see it are those who don't like Alito and want to smear him, and make it appear as though he condones of strip searches (he doesn't, at least not from any reading of his written opinion on the matter).

    Politics in this country would be so much easier if the press would just give web links to the full text of whatever they blather about. Then we could all read it and ignore 95% of what the windbags say.