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Thompson's (Mostly) Polite Interview

Pluvius writes "For the past few weeks, gaming website Netjak has corresponded with infamous anti-video-game lawyer Jack Thompson in reference to his well-publicized proposal to donate money to a charity if someone created a violent game in which a grieving father murdered members of the video-game industry. This has culminated in an interview in which the unusually cordial attorney gives surprisingly viable reasons for not following through on his donation after such a game was created. Unfortunately, Thompson doesn't quite make it to the end of the interview without taking at least one cheap shot towards gamers: '[P]ut down the controller and get a life. Video gaming is an escapist activity and you're being exploited by these companies. It's not healthy; I worry about someone who would play Grand Theft Auto for ten hours a day. It's a masturbatory activity, and it would be better if people put down the controller and went outside.'"

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  1. "...and went outside"... by el_womble · · Score: 1

    ...where they can be exposed the horrors in real life. The is Art imitating Life. There might not be a game that represents a grieving father killing his family, but in some parts of the real world it doesn't even qualify as news.

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    1. Re:"...and went outside"... by mahdi13 · · Score: 1

      Isn't the whole "going outside" what caused all these problems in the first place? If the kids would have stayed inside they would have never done their crimes, thus "Jack" would have nothing to complain about

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  2. Masturbation GTA? by Firewalker_Midnights · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I worry about someone who would play Grand Theft Auto for ten hours a day. It's a masturbatory activity, and it would be better if people put down the controller and went outside." So if I play nothing but GTA I'll grow hair on my palms and/or go blind?

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    1. Re:Masturbation GTA? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      No, he's saying that it'd be better for you to go outside before you start to masturbate for 10 hours a day.

  3. Better by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not healthy; I worry about someone who would play Grand Theft Auto for ten hours a day. It's a masturbatory activity, and it would be better if people put down the controller and went outside.'"

    It's not healthy; I worry about someone who would beleive in a magic sky-deity. It's a masturbatory activity, and it would be better if people put down the bible and went outside.'"

    Fixed

    1. Re:Better by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 1

      Hah! Beautiful.

      Seriously, the only real problem I see with this Jack Thompson character is that he thinks it's his place to decide what's appropriate for other parents' children.

      It's not his place to decide what is appropriate for others. The only people whose place it is to decide what's appropriate for a child are that child's legal guardians. Jack should stop sticking his nose into other people's business and start minding his own.

      In fact, one could say that his desire to insert himself into other people's affairs is a masturbatory activity and that he'd be better off going outside.

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  4. So what? by the+computer+guy+nex · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Video gaming is an escapist activity "

    Absolutely. Going out to the movies and reading books are also espacist activities. Life is work, and people need escapist activites to stay sane. No one wants to hear about the real world 24/7, because in reality the real world is harsh and cutthroat.

    Video games let the user enter another world for a healthy stress relief. This is no different than watching Lord of the Rings or reading the latest Tom Clancy novel.

    The question isn't if Video Games negatively affects the user in real life, but rather what would that person do in real life without video games? I'm guessing not everyone would be out gardening or street sweeping.

    1. Re:So what? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      '[P]ut down the book and get a life. Reading is an escapist activity and you're being exploited by these publishers. It's not healthy; I worry about someone who would read for ten hours a day. It's a masturbatory activity, and it would be better if people put down the book and went outside.'

      '[P]ut down the and get a life. is an escapist activity and you're being exploited by these . It's not healthy; I worry about someone who would for ten hours a day. It's a masturbatory activity, and it would be better if people put down the and went outside.'

      'Go inside and get a life. Being outside is an escapist activity and you're being exposed to evils. It's not healthy; I worry about someone who would play outside for ten hours a day. It's a masturbatory activity, and it would be better if people would go inside and play Grand Theift Auto.'

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    2. Re:So what? by triso · · Score: 1
      "Video gaming is an escapist activity "

      Absolutely. Going out to the movies and reading books are also espacist activities.>
      Mr. Thompson would only want you to go see the good movies and read the good books.
  5. So? by Daxster · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's a masturbatory activity, and it would be better if people put down the controller and went outside.

    But even if the teenagers/youth aren't playing the game, they're still masturbatory.

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  6. Yeah, cheap shot... by millia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, it's a cheap shot.
    Yes, he's a loathsome person, and his tactics are sleazy.
    Yes, he's almost always wrong.

    However, he's closer to right with that last comment. Balance is an important thing in life. I wouldn't refer to gaming as 'masturbatory' perhaps, at least if goals are possible, but having a sense of perspective about leisure pursuits is valuable.

    IMHO.

    Of course, this comment could be just being made to rationalize why the wife won't let me play PGR3 for 5 hours a night.

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    1. Re:Yeah, cheap shot... by maxume · · Score: 1

      To an extent, any effort not directly devoted to getting yourself laid is masturbatory. The interesection of 'getting yourself laid' and 'gaming' is bound to be pretty small.

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    2. Re:Yeah, cheap shot... by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      There's your mistake right there: Instead of something less forgiving like PGR3, try one of the Burnout games. My wife and I can easily spend a couple hours playing that together, laughing like little children at all the wanton destruction we've created.

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    3. Re:Yeah, cheap shot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You lucky bastard!! Getting my GF to play 1 game of burnout is like pulling teeth. I have suceeded in the past, and she will only play the road rage events. She admits they are fun, but she gets bored after 3 races or so.

    4. Re:Yeah, cheap shot... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't refer to gaming as 'masturbatory' perhaps, at least if goals are possible, but having a sense of perspective about leisure pursuits is valuable.

      Why not refer to it as 'masturbatory'? Thompson is just showing his puritan roots. He thinks masturbation is dirty. I know Woody Allen isn't the guy to quote when we're talking about saving the children, but...

      Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
      --Woody Allen

      Might not have the quote verbatim, but I'm quite close at worst.

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    5. Re:Yeah, cheap shot... by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1
      However, he's closer to right with that last comment. Balance is an important thing in life


      Yes, and that's why I spend 40 hours a week at work, not counting the 2 hours of travel-time that requires a 15-minute walk (going to and from work).

      Besides, an "average" person has weekends off, and there are not as many volunteer organizations that are open on those days. Likewise, there are some people who are on nights - on their days off, they don't have access to volunteer operations (as most places are closed.)

  7. fanatics by Tachikoma · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Fanatics in general are disturbing. I feel, like the RIAA, his efforts are futile. I don't believe legislation is the solution to social problems.

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    1. Re:fanatics by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The legislators seem to disagree with you

    2. Re:fanatics by Tachikoma · · Score: 1

      Of course they do. Self preservation is instinctive

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  8. Wow, Jack Thomson is right! by MobyDisk · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I worry about someone who would play Grand Theft Auto for ten hours a day. It's a masturbatory activity, and it would be better if people put down the controller and went outside.'"
    He's kinda right on this one. This isn't the case fo all video gamers, but it probably is for the ones who do play 10 hours a day. Especially now that video games <==> marketing. A certain amount of video gaming has become like mainstream reality TV. Boorish, unintelligent, and laden with ads. Jack's problem is that he can't distinguish those from the artistic intelligent games played by more moderate gamers.
    1. Re:Wow, Jack Thomson is right! by Kirsha · · Score: 1

      He is not saying anything new nor original. We all know everything in excess is harmful.

      What's ironic is that his excessive, fanatic crusade is harmful for him too, and THAT he won't acknowledge.

    2. Re:Wow, Jack Thomson is right! by CoderBob · · Score: 1
      Boorish, unintelligent, and laden with ads.

      If someone enjoys them, does it matter? Since when does entertainment have to be deep and intelligent?

      I play a variety of games, some of which would be described as "unintelligent", but there are times that mindless diversions are much more enjoyable. I play maybe, maybe, 10 or 15 hours a week- an hour a night during the week to unwind after work, more on the weekends (part of that is WoW), and I know that what I'm doing is just for entertainment. I would consider myself a "moderate" gamer, and I don't play just artistic, intelligent games.

    3. Re:Wow, Jack Thomson is right! by MyDixieWrecked · · Score: 1

      I love how he calls gaming a "masturbatory activity." I mean... isn't doing ANYTHING you like a masturbatory activity? Watching your favourite movie for the 34th time could be considered masturbatory. Reading a great fiction book could be considered masturbatory.

      Hell, using his reason, whacking off at night (or, for the less nerdy-types, consensual sex) could be considered masturbatory.

      jack thompson has some valid points. I agree that some games shouldn't be marketed towards children. but at the same time, most of those games AREN'T marketed towards children. And many things that would deem a game to be rated Adult Only, in my opinion, are suitable for 15+.

      My imagination at 13 years old was FAR more violent than anything Rockstar could release as a game. People are violent by nature, and there is absolutely no connection between gaming and violence any more than there is between reading books or browsing a museum's medieval torture section and getting inspired.

      He believes that Microsoft should be sued for their flight simulator because he accuses terrorists of using it to train for 9/11. Using that logic, someone could go to a gocart track and practice bank robbery getaway tactics.

      sheesh.

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    4. Re:Wow, Jack Thomson is right! by Grey+Ninja · · Score: 1

      It may very well be unhealthy. Where I take issue with such a statement is that he's making it his life's goal to make such a thing impossible, rather than just telling people that it's unhealthy. This is far past the line that he should not be crossing.

  9. Color me shocked. by MindStalker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Other than the last responce the rest of his interview was quite surprisingly well spoken and reasonable. One can only assume that recent disbarment hearings have had an effect on his brashness. I can definatly agree to him that Take-Two should not be marketing towards minors, but in all honestly I can't recall them doing so and would love to see examples of such.

    1. Re:Color me shocked. by jnik · · Score: 1
      Other than the last responce the rest of his interview was quite surprisingly well spoken and reasonable.
      Using "terrorist" in conjunction with Penny Arcade and assuming that any action taken by anybody familiar with the site must have been coordinated by Tycho and Gabe doesn't really strike me as reasonable.

      The tone is different than some of his other speech, but it's still full of scare words and low on actual content. At least this interview makes it easier to see what his perspective is (even if it doesn't make any more sense).

    2. Re:Color me shocked. by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      I can definitely agree with him that Take-Two should not be marketing towards minors, but in all honestly I can't recall them doing so and would love to see examples of such.

      I believe he feels violent games are marketed to children in the same way that cigarettes aren't: by having ads for them on television. He'll push to ban televised game ads and restrict game advertising to adult print media.

      Then expect a series of anti-gaming ads to come out similar to the anti-smoking ads. Rebuttal ads will either be generic "play responsibly" fare or fall under the ban.

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    3. Re:Color me shocked. by GeekyMike · · Score: 1

      I would be interested to know if this was a write in interview format or a more spontaneous Q&A over the phone or something. Thompson was on local talk radio beating the drum against video games a few months ago. This was whe case that Judge Roy Moore revoked his right to practice in Alabama for that particular case.

      He spoke fairly well when he had a caller who denounced video games. When an opposing viewpoint or heathen gamer called in, Thompson launched into a screaming hissy-fit interrupting the caller and verbally attacking the caller stopping just shy of calling him a doody-head.

      The caller would not need to instigate Thompson beyond mentioning he gamed. Anything said past that was washed out by "Screamin'" Jack Thompson. If you ask me, the guy is wound a bit too tight and needs a new hobby.

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    4. Re:Color me shocked. by Pluvius · · Score: 1

      It was over the phone according to Rick Healey himself, who I Internet-know. The only thing he mentioned to me specifically about the unedited phone call was that it took Thompson forever to say the word "masturbatory."

      Rob

  10. exactly by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

    The man is right, you know. We all should put down those videogames and study law. Then when we grow up we can spend our time contructively by finding something other people like to do and rage a political war against it. A few generations of that and we'll have a society where no time is wasted and everyone is either working or sleeping. Just picture what a great world that would be.

    1. Re:exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A few generations of that and we'll have a society where no time is wasted and everyone is either working or sleeping.
       
      ...or worshipping god (or maybe allah by then)

      yay! :-/

  11. This guy knows nothing of cause and effect by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 2

    However, Take-Two's stock has taken a serious hit over the past year. Now the damage is obvious, and the audience is more receptive.

    So, since I stirred up all of this trouble for you and now hold stock in your company, I would like to point out the error of your ways. This is ridiculous, this is a shakedown.

    1. Re:This guy knows nothing of cause and effect by Bonewalker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly. Can you say Conflict of Interest, Johnny? Of course you can. But, buying stock in companies you despise so you can have meetings with their shareholders and hear yourself speak is a mastubatory activity. Those that engage in such should close their mouths and get a real life. Like the ones gamers have, preferably.

    2. Re:This guy knows nothing of cause and effect by iainl · · Score: 1

      Take Two's stock taking a big hit wouldn't have anything to do with that fact that they _didn't_ release a new GTA title for the PS2 this year?

      Stuff all the arguments about the morality, but any company whose income level goes through the floor (because hardly anyone bought The Warriors in comparison to the millions of copies of San Andreas the previous year) should EXPECT their share price to fall.

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    3. Re:This guy knows nothing of cause and effect by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Ummmm. no. He is using the term "mastubatory" to reflect doing something strictly to satisfy oneself. Wheter you agree or not Thompson is doing his work to help society as a whole. Therefore, it is not mastubatory.

      But, you go with groupthought on Slashdot... Thompson is bad. Even if your logic is flawed you should get your +5 Insightful soon.

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    4. Re:This guy knows nothing of cause and effect by Bonewalker · · Score: 1

      He is using the term "mastubatory" to reflect doing something strictly to satisfy oneself. Hence, the reason I said he buys shares in companies he disagrees with, so he can go to their meetings and hear himself talk, which is completely self-satsifying and definitely masturbatory, in my view. Thanks for playing.

    5. Re:This guy knows nothing of cause and effect by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

      You make a very interesting point. I thought the decision to make a game off the Warriors franchise was a mistake. It is completely irrelevant to most of the gamers today. These kids had never heard of the movie before the game was announced, and after they thought it was some lame ass concept.

      The target market was too small.

      But Jack fanning the flames didn't help either, and to take a position on the board to criticise a company for a problem you augmented is kind of idiotic.

    6. Re:This guy knows nothing of cause and effect by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      And that is one of the shortcomings with people in general. The reason he is doing it is to provide a service to other people (in his mind). You may disagree with his assessment, but it does not change the fact that it is not done to satisfy himself. You simply disagree with him so vehemently, that you are unable to, at the very least, see his real motives.

      Now, if you compared his actions to a guy who has sex, but his penis is so small he couldn't satify a woman, that would be a more apt analogy. Masterbation is not.

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    7. Re:This guy knows nothing of cause and effect by Bonewalker · · Score: 1

      So, you disagree that talking just to hear one's own voice is a self-satisfying behavior?

    8. Re:This guy knows nothing of cause and effect by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      No. I disagree that he is just talking to hear his own voice.

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    9. Re:This guy knows nothing of cause and effect by Trepalium · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, he's not on the board. He simply bought a single share. That might get him the opportunity to ask a question during the shareholder's meeting.

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    10. Re:This guy knows nothing of cause and effect by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 1

      Now, if you compared his actions to a guy who has sex, but his penis is so small he couldn't satify a woman, that would be a more apt analogy.

      This is why I love Slashdot: the deep and significant philosophical commentary.

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    11. Re:This guy knows nothing of cause and effect by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      This is why I love Slashdot: the deep and significant philosophical commentary.

      Actually, I am here for the chicks.

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    12. Re:This guy knows nothing of cause and effect by Pluvius · · Score: 1

      The reason he is doing it is to provide a service to other people (in his mind).

      Did you miss the fact that everything that Jack Thompson does is for the purpose of making money, mostly through driving a stock's price down so he can buy it at a low price and sell it once whatever company he smeared recovers?

      Rob

    13. Re:This guy knows nothing of cause and effect by Starsmore · · Score: 1
      You're right, he's not just talking to hear the sound of his own voice.

      He's talking to 1) hear the sound of his own voice and 2) see that other people are hearing the sound of his own voice and 3) make as much money off the people misguided enough to give him money because they agree with the sound of his own voice.

      Either way, it all goes back to number one; Mister Thompson.

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  12. So what by Profcrab · · Score: 2, Insightful

    His potshot at gamers is irrelevant to the entire scope of his assault on game makers. Regardless of what sort of activity gaming is, escapist, masterbatory or otherwise, it is the choice of gamers to do it. Making snide comments towards gamers just shows more of the cheap, petty, 6th grade personality of Jack Thompson. He will fail because he cant restrain himself from showing his true inner person. That inner person is mean spirited and pathetic.

  13. Weaselling out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I stated that the game had to come out in 2006. I specifically said 2006 because I wanted to see a real game made, not an amateur one.

    And who decides what's "real" and what's "amateur"? If you can install and play it, it counts as real to me, but I think Jack Thompson is using his own private definition of "real" that doesn't coincide with the conventional definition.

    So basically, no matter what anybody does, he's going to move the goalposts so that whatever he defines as "real" is not met. It's already happened once; he made the claim, somebody took him up on it, and now he's claiming it's not "real" (for some value of real). If somebody releases a better game this year, he'll say that it hasn't had enough marketing to be a "real" game. If somebody markets it, he'll say that it didn't sell as many copies as GTA, so it's not a "real" game. Because he controls what counts as "real", he can continue moving the goalposts so that no matter what anybody does, his criteria will never be fulfilled.

    And what does the release date have to do with whether the game is "real" or not? It's a red herring designed to distract you from the main point.

    I also explicitly stated that it must be a company producing the game. I mean, anyone in a garage can throw together something vaguely game-like easily.

    A perfect example. If you can play it, it's a game. Not "something vaguely game-like" - an actual, real game.

    That's not what I want

    Tough, it's what you asked for. Now you're playing semantic games to try and make it sound like you asked for something else. It's not working.

    I find it very telling that, when asked what he thought about the $10,000 donation to charity, he couldn't bring himself to admit that it was a good thing, and instead chose to complain that it wasn't really made in his name. So much for his "Christian obligations".

    1. Re:Weaselling out by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1

      So basically, no matter what anybody does, he's going to move the goalposts so that whatever he defines as "real" is not met.

      Exactly...what needs to be done is this:
      • A group of designers needs to form a corporation (it's easy, and it's one of Jack's requirements).
      • Said corporation needs to produce the game to jack's requirements (a standalone game, not an add-on or mod to an existing game) and release it by the end of 2006.
      • Said corporation also needs to charge for said game (this is important). It doesn't matter how much, and it doesn't matter what they choose to do with the money. What's important is that a charge is assessed, so they fit within Jack's narrow definition of the "video game industry". I for one would jump at the chance to purchase a game, if buying it meant that Jack would have to make good on his pledge.


      With these criteria met, it's difficult to imagine how Jack could justify weaseling out (although we all know he's not too big on justifying his own behavior...)
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    2. Re:Weaselling out by Kazzahdrane · · Score: 1

      Nice post, just want to say that I'd never buy "his" game. I refuse to play his petty little games, and so should all other gamers. To be honest I think it'd be great if websites just stopped reporting on him, maybe censor out his name too. I wonder how much "justice" he'd be dealing out if everyone just ignored him.

    3. Re:Weaselling out by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1

      I wonder how much "justice" he'd be dealing out if everyone just ignored him.

      In a perfect world, everyone would be able to see through Jack's shenanigans and ignore him accordingly. The problem is: it's not a perfect world...not by a long shot.

      We've been trying the 'ignore the troll, and he'll eventually get bored and leave' strategy for a while now, and the fact is, Jack is still around. Ignoring him isn't going to do the trick, because there are enough fundies, misled individuals, and just plain idiots out there who are more than willing to listen to Jack and fuel his derranged campaign.

      (Especially the fundies...dear GOD, there are enough fundies...)

      It's obvious that the passive strategy for ridding ourselves of this cancer have failed. We need to start pursuing more agressive strategies, and we need to start soon. Forcing Jack into a corner on his 'Modest Proposal' bullshit is one such strategy. Here is another:

      Snippet from TFA:
      They [Gabe & Tycho of Penny Arcade]don't want to get into a debate with me because they will lose; their position is bankrupt.

      I wonder if Gabe and Tycho have read this interview yet...I'm sure they would be interested. The above quote sounds a lot like a gauntlet being thrown down...a gauntlet I'd dearly like to see them pick up.
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    4. Re:Weaselling out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed the punchline. The bit where he said he wouldn't take money out of starving African children's mouths on a technicality. That's the best line in the article.

    5. Re:Weaselling out by brkello · · Score: 1

      Has anyone actually played this game? Is it any good? I mean, if I asked for x to be made and it is really crappy...I wouldn't pay for it either. Maybe he will do what you say and just keep raising the bar...but I would be curious to see the game before I condemn him on this.

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    6. Re:Weaselling out by Compuser · · Score: 1

      I think if a corporation made a game, spent money promoting it (like
      getting coverage in major gaming magazines and websites), got the
      product packaged and sold at $50 per box in brick and mortar gaming
      stores (at least in the US but really globally) then it would be very
      hard for this Thomson guy to claim it is not a real game. Anything short
      could legitimately be called an amateur attempt.
      Basically he calims that the gaming industry would not target itself, so
      it is reasonable for him to ask for a serious development and
      promotion effort (on par with GTA franchise). The word "industry" does
      imply major funding, not a small-time operation.
      It's like when you say "movie industry" you mean major Hollywood
      studios, not backyard movies, not even the small budget director making
      his labor of love movie.
      I may not like this Thomson fellow (I believe in free speech and thus
      free access to ALL information by ALL people, regardless of age or
      mental capacity) but his argument on the donation is valid.

  14. Okay, that's actually coherent... by david.given · · Score: 3, Interesting
    ...but what it really shows is that he's drastically misinformed. He doesn't know about games, he doesn't know about game technology, he doesn't know about game culture.

    For example, his comment about a game needing to be written 'by a company'. He says that anyone can knock something up in a garage. Well, Darwinia was one of the best games to come out last year and was knocked up in a garage; Counterstrike started life as a purely amateur project. By his logic, neither of these are real games.

    I think Thompson's fundamental issue is that when he looks at something, he sees what he expects to see, not what he actually looks at. From what little information I can find about Bully, it's the exact opposite of what he says it is --- it's all about standing up to the bullies and defeating them. But he wants it to be evil, so that's what he sees...

    Actually, I suspect he should see a psychiatrist, not because there's anything wrong now, but because this might blow up into something more serious later. He may also have borderline paranoid tendencies. The way he's being harrassed by PA and Slashdot weenies probably isn't helping, either.

    1. Re:Okay, that's actually coherent... by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      What you said...

      From what little information I can find about Bully, it's the exact opposite of what he says it is --- it's all about standing up to the bullies and defeating them.

      And what Jack said...

      I'm also going to bring up Bully, which is a revenge fantasy and a murder simulator. The setting is Columbine.

      The two kids from Columbine weren't bullies. They were lashing out at the people who had picked on them. I don't think he's completely accurate, but he's certainly not the exact opposite.

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    2. Re:Okay, that's actually coherent... by Quarters · · Score: 1

      There's no money in going after a group of teenagers who are accomplishing something on their own. There's too much sympathy for those teens if he goes after them. "Next on the news, Jack Thompson attempts to censor local teens!" just doesn't make him sound positive. "Next on the news, Jack Thompson goes after corrupt gaming company" works much better for his goal of self-promotion. So, yes, in his mind, games have to be made by companies. If they aren't then they aren't suitable for his needs.

    3. Re:Okay, that's actually coherent... by iainl · · Score: 1

      The setting is Columbine? Given that the one shot released so far shows a kid wearing a stereotypical UK school uniform outside stereotypical UK school gates, I'd love to know where he got that idea, because it's not something the guys at DMA have mentioned to my knowledge.

      --
      "I Know You Are But What Am I?"
    4. Re:Okay, that's actually coherent... by Mortimer82 · · Score: 1

      It so happen's that my mother has a doctorate is psychology, and I would actually recommend that Jack Thompson and others with personal issues rather see a psychologist. A lot of people may not know the difference, but psychologists deal with your problems by talking about it while psychiatrists generally deal with your problems by prescribing drugs.

    5. Re:Okay, that's actually coherent... by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      I didn't take that to literally mean that the setting is the Columbine school, but rather the events that happened there.

      --
      William of Ockham had no beard. The most likely explanation is that it was chewed off by squirrels every morning.
  15. A True Endorsement by bateleur · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a masturbatory activity

    I'm pretty much in favour of masturbation too, Jack. The only reason I don't do that for ten hours straight is...

    Oh, he hung up.

    1. Re:A True Endorsement by Fr05t · · Score: 1

      This will help: http://www.k-y.ca/

  16. Viable reasons? by Southpaw018 · · Score: 1

    First, I don't agree that his reasons are viable, but that's actually beside the point.

    What this man is doing is holding money hostage from charity. Had he simply given the money away alongside his "satirical" proposal, it might have been something admirable. What he's doing is saying that he has the money and will give it to the sick kids or educational software creaters or whomever, but not until his demands are met.

    Whether you agree with his justification for ponying up or not, that's fucking despicable. And so is he.

    --
    ACs are modded -6. I don't read you, I don't mod you, I don't see you. Don't like it? Don't be a coward.
  17. masturbatory. pah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > "It's not healthy; I worry about someone who would play Grand Theft Auto for ten hours
    > a day. It's a masturbatory activity, and it would be better if people put down the
    > controller and went outside."

    Masturbation gets a bad rap, it can be quite a sociable activity in the right company.

  18. Escapist activity? by Telepathetic+Man · · Score: 1
    Is there any hobby that is not an escapist activity? If you go with a loose definition, an escapist activity describes anything that lets you escape reality.
    • Running
    • Television
    • Books
    • Woodworking
    • Football
    • Video Games

    All of these let you get away and forget the evils of the world, why is it that Jack wars against just video games? The content of the medium is no worse than books, television, radio, or movies.

    --
    Just because you can, does not mean you should.
  19. Go Outside? by Karem+Lore · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well we would go outside if:

    a) There was fun things to do.
    b) That didn't cost an arm and a leg (or at least costs more than I am prepared to pay for such entertainment)
    c) It was safe from muggers, rapists, paedophiles and generaly dangerous people.
    d) That I didn't risk getting run over when stepping out my front door.

    Going outside (bar the healthy excercise aspect) is just another class of comercial organisations getting money out of you: drinks, snacks, food, skateboards, bikes, transport etc. etc. It is Capitalism, get used to it, you should be already you ARE a lawyer (and an American one at THAT).

    No, I think I will stay at home, play my "escapism" game (why I should need to escape from this life is fairly self-explanatory...real life sucks: work, shopping, war, famine, Tsunami, Hurricanes) and head to the fridge for a Coke when I get thirsty thanks...

    Karem

    --
    When all is said and done, nothing changes...
    1. Re:Go Outside? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I would go out more if I didn't have to deal with religious assholes who think that an omnipotent and omniscient man in the clouds above our heads is telling them to tell me what I can and/or cannot do with my life.r

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  20. For children? by oahazmatt · · Score: 1

    I have to debate the fact that the games in question are intentionally marketed to children. Publishers can advise the retailers all they want to not sell the game to minors, however, there will always be that one guy at EB, Rhino or elsewhere that thinks he'll be "cool" and let the kid buy it. Or the parents or grandparents will buy it for the child. Could the retailer advise the customer of the content? Yes. Will they? No. It's a sale, and the parent should be researching that aspect.

    --
    Those who believe the Internet is private,
    find their privates are on the Internet.
    1. Re:For children? by tdsotf · · Score: 2, Informative

      I considered modding you up with my last mod point, but I disagree with your last statement about retailers.

      When I went to buy San Andreas at Target, I was informed it was a mature game and was even carded (mind you, I'm 31 and balding :). When I went to buy Liberty City Stories at Kiddie City, I was informed that it was definately not a game for kids and I pretty much had to reassure the guy behind the counter the game was indeed for me.

      If retailers had let kids buy mature rated games in the past, I don't think it's happening as much now as Thompson would like everyone to believe.

      Thompson says, "Take Two has been marketing these games to our kids, and they just let the retailers sell them to kids." I'd like to see the evidence for that. I don't think enough of the general media are calling him on his assertions.

      Perhaps he just he's spouting 'truthiness' (truth that wouldn't stand to be held back by facts) :)

    2. Re:For children? by oahazmatt · · Score: 1

      I believe there are some responsible retrailers (as I was when I worked in a store that sold video games, comics, etc.). However, I still believe that a few workers here and there may let it slide.

      --
      Those who believe the Internet is private,
      find their privates are on the Internet.
  21. Jack is watching me!! by Fr05t · · Score: 1

    "I worry about someone who would play Grand Theft Auto for ten hours a day. It's a masturbatory activity..."

    How the hell does Jack know that I masturbate while I play GTA for 10 hours!

  22. Same old crap. by sc0ttyb · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Yes, put down the controller and get a life. Video gaming is an escapist activity and you're being exploited by these companies. It's not healthy; I worry about someone who would play Grand Theft Auto for ten hours a day. It's a masturbatory activity, and it would be better if people put down the controller and went outside.

    That statement RIGHT THERE tells me that he's not on some moral quest, he doesn't give a fuck about our well-being, and he thinks we're all losers. He hates games and gamers. Period. Is it impossible to enjoy games and not have a life? Of course not. Gaming, like any hobby, can be done in moderation or taken to extremes. You can take his response, replace "controller" and "play Grand Theft Auto" with other items from various hobbies, and viola -- there's your attack. "I don't understand your entertainment choices and their associated culture, so I'll insult them and you!"

    You know, some folks who play games have steady jobs, own houses, pay bills... Hell, they can even get married and be great parents, include games in their children's lives, and sometimes they even *gasp* PLAY THOSE GAMES WITH THEM!

    I wonder if he holds kids going hunting with their dads in the same light.

    --
    "Apparently so, but suppose you throw a coin enough times. Suppose one day, it lands on its edge."
  23. Kiss Running With Scissors Good-Bye by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    January 12, 2006

    His Excellency Yuri Ushakov

    Russian Federation Ambassador to the United States

    Embassy of the Russian Federation

    2650 Wisconsin Ave., NW

    Washington, D.C. Via email and fax to 202-298-5735

    Re: Knife Attack in Moscow Synagogue Allegedly Inspired by Violent American Video Game, Postal 2

    Dear Ambassador Ushakov:

    I am an expert, recognized as such in the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Spain, and elsewhere, as to the disturbing nexus between violent video game play and real-world violence.

    I have been repeatedly interviewed as to this nexus by the BBC and by major news media in this country.

    As you know, a young person in Moscow just went on a knifing spree, allegedly inspired to do so by the incredibly violent PC video game, Postal 2.

    In this game, by the way, a player can place his virtual gun into the anus of a cat to use the feline as a silencer. That is how depraved is Vince Desi, the head of the company that makes this game. He is a sociopath.

    This game is being distributed around the world by Mr. Desi's US company, Running with Scissors, whose corporate slogan is "To kill or not to kill? What a stupid question."

    We have had a large number of killings in this country linked by law enforcement to these types of murder simulation games. Our US Defense Department actually uses virtual reality killing simulators like this to break down the inhibition of new recruits to kill, so of course it has this same effect on civilians.

    Running with Scissors has recently entered into an arrangement whereby it can distribute its murder simulators via the Internet, thereby bypassing various nations' restrictions on the distribution of such harmful material to minors. The Russian Federation must stop this practice.

    I am a Republican who can tell you that United States President George W. Bush has direct financial ties to the violent video game industry--such as Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc., through massive campaign contributions by the political lobbying firm of Blank Rome--so there is a collaboration of sorts between the US government and the violent video game industry to export this dangerous garbage around the globe. In fact, our Defense Department has actually subsidized the creation of some of these virtual reality killing games at an agency known as the Institute for Creative Technologies. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld is this program's chief enthusiast.

    I appeared on ABC World News Tonight blowing the whistle on this nonsense, which also extensively involves the Sony Corporation.

    Please feel free to contact me for additional information as soon as possible. I think at the very least the Russian Federation should lodge a formal protest with the United States government regarding the importation of Postal 2 and the mayhem at the Moscow synagogue that it may very well have caused.

    Regards, Jack Thompson

  24. Classic retort time by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    "Video gaming is an escapist activity"

    "You will be the one escaping!"

    --
    Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
    1. Re:Classic retort time by GhaleonStrife · · Score: 1

      You forgot the "In Soviet Russia..."

  25. Interesting . . . by dlharper · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    . . . however, it was MORE interesting two days ago, when I submitted it. I've been reading Slasdot since 96? 97? Talk about going down hill. Old news for Nerds. Hey Taco, fuck you, your editors suck, no matter how much you try to spin it. Bye

    1. Re:Interesting . . . by drinkypoo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Note that pluvius has three accepted submissions, and dlharper zero. How can anyone claim that slashdot editors don't play favorites? (ObDisclaimer: I am not backing either slashdot user discussed in this comment.)

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    2. Re:Interesting . . . by Pluvius · · Score: 1

      I also submitted it two days ago.

      Zonk ain't exactly quick, I guess.

      Rob

    3. Re:Interesting . . . by Pluvius · · Score: 1

      Man, I wish! If I were one of Zonk's favorites, maybe some of my other submissions would get posted instead of crudely-written, poorly-defended rants by GamePro editors.

      Rob (Of course, I would assume that Zonk likes himself better than he likes me, so maybe that's a bad example)

    4. Re:Interesting . . . by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Well, I kind of misspoke. It's not necessary to play favorites, you can just play un-favorites :)

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  26. coherent? polite? don't think so... by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
    This man is delusional. There is absolutely nothing coherent about this interview, and he's far from polite. He's toned it down, and he's not totally fucking flipping out at the interviewer, but he's still the same crackpot.

    The shots he takes at PA are just ridiculous. He's attributing far more to "Gabe" and "Tycho" than they're even capable of. He's obviously extremely paranoid.

    Lord knows why people pay any attention to extremists of all sorts. Haven't we better things to do?

    --
    Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken - Tyler Durden
  27. Problem is... by cyberbob2010 · · Score: 1

    He suffers from the same view that makes me unable to put up with most conservatives and christians. Despite my typically liberal (democrat) views I think it is honestly going to keep me from voting for Hillary in the coming election (and dont act like she isnt going to run) to.

    He thinks that its ok to censor what other people do. As if by putting all of these restrictions on video games he can push ALL of the gamers into quiting this horrible habit and make them go outside and do "normal things. This is not his concern and people who think that they are right in trying to force their views down other people's throats really get to me. It isnt a matter of whether or not kids can get their hands on this stuff. He has shown time and time again that he has nothing but disdain for gamers in general. Its kind of like the ultra conservative christians pushing to put the same bans on cable television that they do on the airwaves. Guess what, it is service that people pay for from a company who has decided to sell it and nobody is forced to pay for it.

    I guess what I am saying is that it would be different if he wanted to only keep kids from playing these games but it is becoming more and more clear that he wants to destroy the industry as a whole because what they produce disagrees with his views of what is right and what is wrong.
    I feel the same way about feminists trying to ban porn and Christians trying to censor PRIVATELY OWNED cable and satelite channels.
    As a matter of fact I am half black and I am against people trying to censor hate material as well.

    This is a road we do not want to start down. All it takes is a few steps in the wrong direction to put us in a hole we can't get out of.

    --
    We seldom regret saying too little but often regret saying too much.
    1. Re:Problem is... by kiddygrinder · · Score: 1

      Actually he stated in this interview (Pretty much in a reversal of all his previous ranting) that all he wanted to do was stop these games getting into the hands of minors.

      --
      This is a joke. I am joking. Joke joke joke.
    2. Re:Problem is... by cyberbob2010 · · Score: 1

      thats not in reversal to his previous rantings. that is also my point. he says one thing but does another. did you see the quote in the slashdot article?

      --
      We seldom regret saying too little but often regret saying too much.
  28. Playing with words are fun. by Rhinobird · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here's a game of MadLibs:

    Start with:

    "Put down the controller and get a life. Video gaming is an escapist activity and you're being exploited by these companies. It's not healthy; I worry about someone who would play Grand Theft Auto for ten hours a day. It's a masturbatory activity, and it would be better if people put down the controller and went outside."


    and replace references to video games with television:
    "Put down the TV, and get a life. Watching TV is an escapist activity and you're being exploited by these companies. It's not healthy; I worry about someone who would watch TV for ten hours a day. It's a masturbatory activity, and it would be better if people put down the TV and went outside."


    or howabout we change them to literacy references?
    "Put down the book and get a life. Reading is an escapist activity and you're being exploited by these companies. It's not healthy; I worry about someone who would read for ten hours a day. It's a masturbatory activity, and it would be better if people put down the book and went outside."



    See? Isn't that fun?

    --
    If Mr. Edison had thought smarter he wouldn't sweat as much. --Nikola Tesla
  29. Woah.. An example of Jack's logic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I quote:

    "Back in the day, Eliot Ness didn't go after the small-time criminals. Eliot Ness went after Al Capone Actually, I must offer my apologies to Al Capone. He only targeted adults, corrupt adults with his crimes. Capone never went after minors."

    Well, okay Jack, I feel much better about myself now that I know you don't mind that I killed all those helpless elderly people at the nursing home. They were adults after all. At least I didn't make a violent video game or anything. Whew, what a load off my mind. This dude is gone....

  30. What about the part... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When he talks about how he sent the cops after PA, and only at that point did he realize that he didn't know where they were?

    And then he acts as if he is only doing this because Take Two is evil and he just wants them to stop marketing their games to kids? Never mind that this is an outright lie, and completely overlooks all the stuff he's done prior to going after Take-Two:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Thompson

  31. Outside?!? by Belgand · · Score: 1

    Go outside? What the hell is this man smoking? It's 40 degrees outside and windy which means it's pretty damn cold. I'd sure as hell like him to tell me why he thinks it's so great outdoors and just what he plans to do once he starts freezing his own ass off out there.

    1. Re:Outside?!? by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1
      Go outside? What the hell is this man smoking? It's 40 degrees outside and windy which means it's pretty damn cold. I'd sure as hell like him to tell me why he thinks it's so great outdoors and just what he plans to do once he starts freezing his own ass off out there.


      Actually, 40 degrees and windy is on the painfully hot side.

      Regardless of your choice of temperature scale, there is one extremely big hole in his argument - going outside is considered derelition of duty.

      FYI, the night shift is 12 hours long - if you get more than 2 calls, it is a busy night. Any paperwork that you needed to do was already completed ten times over.
  32. Republican Logic by hambonewilkins · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    "Jack Thompson: Game Informer already has published screen shots of the game, and has done a brief write-up of what's going to be in the game. Nobody can claim that they haven't gone into the game's content; it's already out there. We don't need to play the game; it's irrelevant to the subject. It's going in there, and children shouldn't be playing it."

    Isn't this the same kind of logic that took us to Iraq? We don't need proof of WMDs; it's irrelevant to the subject. I don't mean this as a troll, I mean that it's an incredibly stupid thing to say.

    Let's say I'm a huge anti-nudist. I see screen shots of Schindler's List that have naked women. Do I protest Schnindler's List - without having seen the movie - because it has nudity? The context might, just might be important.

    --

    God Bless America. Why? Did it sneeze?
  33. Not a cheap shot by dacarr · · Score: 1

    I'll tell you what, there's more to life than GTA anyway, and he has a point about the extreme cases - though one is left with the impression that he tends to generalize toward the extreme. In any case, the quote above in the blurb isn't exactly what I'd call a cheap shot. There is indeed more to life than GTA and cathode rays. Let's all go out into the big room occasionally, 'k?

    --
    This sig no verb.
    1. Re:Not a cheap shot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in the San Francisco Bay Area where "stepping outside" costs you about 20 bucks a day on average not including transit fees, parking, and bridge tolls.

      Open your fucking wallet and mail me your money - and I'll take you up on your idea. Unless of course you want to walk around the Mission, the Tenderloin, or many wonderful spots in Oakland. Then it'll cost you more than 20 bucks. The hospital trip alone will be several dozen times that.

      Hey - I got a great idea! Katamari Damacy!

  34. Masturbatory activities by Stele · · Score: 1

    'It's a masturbatory activity, and it would be better if people put down the controller and went outside.'

    Funny, that's where I do most of my masturbation.

  35. I decided to comment on the whole thing by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    So here it is:

    32_Footsteps: To begin, you stated in your email to me that nobody has met the conditions of the Modest Video Game Proposal. Where, in your opinion, did people go wrong?

    Jack Thompson: Well, first, I stated that the game had to come out in 2006. I specifically said 2006 because I wanted to see a real game made, not an amateur one. I wanted someone to spend the time to properly develop such a game, and then release it. So far, that has not been done.

    Please define "properly"

    I also explicitly stated that it must be a company producing the game. I mean, anyone in a garage can throw together something vaguely game-like easily. That's not what I want; I want a real game that people can play. The point I was trying to make is that the video game industry would never target itself.

    Many people have developed games that people can play on their own, without any assistance. Since the type of game was not specified, even a text adventure should qualify.

    Also, Paul Eibeler, president of Take Two Interactive, has not chosen a charity. I was very specific; it needs to be the charity of his choosing.

    This is A) irrelevant if the other criteria are not met and B) a bullshit, stupid loophole. By choosing a charity he only adds fire to Thompson's stunt.

    32_Footsteps: What about the reports that the proposal was a joke and a satire?

    Jack Thompson: I never said the offer was not a genuine one. It is a satire, as Jonathan Swift's original A Modest Proposal is satire. However, it was a genuine offer embedded in a satire. If the game is made and if Paul Eibeler names his charity, I will donate the money.

    See, this is where I think your piece was unfair, to imply that I would deny a donation to some starving kids in Africa or the like over a technicality. Not going too deep into my personal beliefs, but my wife and I believe in a Christian obligation to tithe, and we fulfill that obligation. I believe people are dying for these games, and I made the proposal to shine light on this.

    More people are dying from AIDS in Africa because no one wants to seem to help them out than could possibly be dying because of a video game. Asshole.

    32_Footsteps: Has any company contacted you in regards to the proposal?

    Jack Thompson: None.

    Of course not. He's been rabidly attacking the video game industry and at the same time everything America stands for. Why would any game company want to even talk to him?

    32_Footsteps: The people behind Penny Arcade donated $10,000 in your name to the ESA Foundation after the initial story. What is your reaction to that?

    Jack Thompson: First, you can't donate money to charity in someone's name without their authorization. I quibble with the notion that they donated that money in my name because I never gave my authorization. Second, part of my proposal was that Paul Eibeler had to state his charity of choice. He never did that; they just assumed for him.

    You said that already. Stop hiding behind it.

    32_Footsteps: What actions do you believe the creators of Penny Arcade have taken against you?

    Jack Thompson: Well, where to begin? They've incited many sophomoric pranks, some really disgusting ones. One notable time, they got people to leaflet the area in which I live.

    32_Footsteps: You have proof that they were the ones who specifically leafleted your neighborhood?

    Jack Thompson: No, and I likely will never be able to prove that they were behind it. However, the pamphlet had very specific phrasings used on their site, so I know it was done by someone at least quite familiar with their site.

    OMGWTFBBQ Gabe and Tycho told some people to leaflet m

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  36. A Theory on Why Jack Isn't Engaged Intelligently by *BBC*PipTigger · · Score: 1

    I read the article and saw numerous quotes that were ripe for refutation (at least in a /. post). At first, it made me think maybe nobody intelligent has truly engaged him before and that he seems reasonable enough to deserve to be challenged properly. Then I remembered that he's just a troll. He pretends that the only challenge he faces is from belligerent and fearful gamers and gaming press because they know he's right. He only pretends to take this high-ground because he is the same way towards reasoned responses: namely ill-informed and intolerant. I realized it would be a total waste of time and effort to comb through the fallacies and faults of his words. He doesn't want to honestly discuss the issues at hand; he just needs to pretend that he does in a way that's convincing and beneficial to his coffers.

    If, somehow, he hasn't yet been engaged intelligently, maybe it's because anyone capable of doing so has more productive things to do with their time.

    So I thought: What's the deeper issue?

    So-called "good Christians" want to legislate how non-Christians live. I believe all children should be thought of as non-Christians because they haven't yet had sufficient opportunity to make their own choices autonomously from their parents (and the trappings of their parents' world views / religions / etc.). Many United Statesian Christians want to wield law as a sledgehammer to pulverize all the unbelievers into restrictions they believe lead to increased morality (i.e., "holiness") and proximity to their concept of G-d.

    These Christians should pass their laws against only their fellow Christian brethren.

    Inconvenience and increased legal restriction in the name of good should be no problem for those professed "believers" because they believe they will live forever after they pass on from this life. For those of us who don't believe (and it is a most personal and important choice... even for children who are growing to discover themselves and their position in, and relation to, the larger world), we think this life here is all we have. These Christians who want to tell everyone else how to live should prove their amazing faith by laying their lives down at the mercy of all the unbelievers. They think they will go on to a wonderful eternal place of fantasy, which would leave us to get along here in reality without their restrictions. Who cares if a believing Christian suffers or dies here? They should be happy that their reward in heaven will be that much more joyous. They should totally stop giving unbelievers a hard time as this is all we have. I don't want to personally perform the euthanasia of all these Christians who want to force others into living by their ideals, but maybe the mercy of the unbelievers could send them all on their classic crusade against fundamentalist Muslims. Fundamentalist religious people from everywhere should all fight to the death and leave life to the living. It'd make a great "reality" show && probably a more lucrative video game than an insane father scapegoating game developers for his failings as a parent. ;)

    -Pip

  37. Re:ewwww by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    re:"one could say that his desire to insert himself into other people's affairs is a masturbatory activity"

    That sounds pretty disgusting actually.

    I don't think the words "masturbatory" and "insert" should be used in reference to Jack Thompson in the same paragraph. At least, not when I just had lunch.

    Seriously - ew.

  38. Re:coherent? polite? don't think so... by Pluvius · · Score: 1

    No, he's polite. You don't have to be rooted in reality or non-inflammatory to be polite.

    "Nice weather out, isn't it? I guess those arch-capitalist Jews have decided to give us some reprieve from their anti-poor hurricane creator, thank goodness."

    Rob