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Giant Octopus Attacks Sub

Apostata writes "As reported by the CBC, 'Salmon researchers working on the Brooks Peninsula [British Columbia] were shocked last November when an octopus attacked their expensive and sensitive equipment.' Apparently it was caught on video, but no word on when/where it will be available. Apparently this is the first documented attack." Obviously the start of something bigger.

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  1. Video of attack by Bananatree3 · · Score: 5, Informative

    A link to the original video can be found on this page (video is 2.9Mbyte .mpg file). Also, a mirror of the video can be found here. The link above to the video page has a detailed summary of what happened:

    A giant pacific octopus attacked a Seaeye Falcon ROV working off Vancouver Island as it was locating and recovering receivers tracking pacific offshore salmon migration.

    The incident was caught on the ROV's video by Mike Wood of SubOceanic Sciences Canada. He had just located a data recorder and taken a grip of the cable with the ROV's manipulator arm, when suddenly an 80 lb octopus launched an attack.

    With tentacles 'as thick as man's arm' and a bite that he believed can exert 1000 lbs pressure, Mike Wood feared the octopus would bite the camera cable or umbilical and trip out the Falcon ROV.

    Not wanting to lose the receiver that he had just located he decided to take on the creature and after tightening his grip of the cable with the manipulator arm, revved the ROV's thrusters in reverse in an attempt to blast seabed particles at the creature. For a moment the octopus appeared to intensify its attack with its mantle flared but eventually the swirling fragments drove it away.

    The giant pacific octopus, octopus dofleini, is the largest species of octopods and although it grows to an average weight of 50 to 90 lbs with a span of 16 ft, a monster 600 lbs one has been recorded. They are intelligent creatures who can negotiate mazes and learn to unscrew jars to remove food. No problem disassembling an ROV then.

    1. Re:Video of attack by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 5, Funny

      I, for one, welcome our new Cthulhunoid Overlords.

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    2. Re:Video of attack by smittyoneeach · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, you too will be devoured, sycophant.

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    3. Re:Video of attack by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just as long as I'm devoured first. That way I avoid the horror the rest of you will experience.

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    4. Re:Video of attack by GoofyBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Apparently the best defense against a giant octopus is to use a large aerosol can of pixilation.

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    5. Re:Video of attack by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I saw one of the giant pacific octopus they have at the Seattle Aquarium in 2002. We were in Seattle for a football game, so I was wearing Vikings Purple and Gold, as the Octopus came out and looked us over, it would change to the colors of what it was looking at.

      My girlfriend wearing gold and yellow, the critter takes a yellow hue, then purple when it looks at me, then grey and blue as it looks my friend over. Cool stuff.

    6. Re:Video of attack by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      I, for one, welcome our new Cthulhunoid Overlords.

      I, for one, will overthrow any leader I cannot spell.

    7. Re:Video of attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Dear god, I love Slashdot, where the parent earned an "Insightful" mod. :D

    8. Re:Video of attack by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah. Thats's why you americans vote like this...
      "Bush" is obviously simpler to spell than "Kerrey". ;P

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  2. Are you sure? by bizitch · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wasnt this an episode of Sealab 2021?

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    1. Re:Are you sure? by dotgain · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Diddled by a giant squid on the first day?! Imagine how that'd feel in the morning!" -Cat, Red Dward S0506

    2. Re:Are you sure? by generic-man · · Score: 2, Funny

      The warm grip of the squid's mouth enveloped me like a mother's womb.

      I must have my cupcakes! My sweet cakey treasures! Piping hot from their 40-Watt womb!!

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  3. The Video is At the CBC by LISNews · · Score: 4, Informative

    This Page @ The CBC has the video in Real or Quicktime.
    In the video some "octopus expert" said "could've been lookin' for a girlfriend, could've been senile".
    Sounds like some kind of oceanographer joke: Why did the octopus attack the sub? "could've been lookin' for a girlfriend"

    1. Re:The Video is At the CBC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well that's showing your geek savvy in public. Maybe you need AOL.

      Here's a hint - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_Alternative

    2. Re:The Video is At the CBC by nolife · · Score: 2, Informative

      Although not related to this incedent, PBS has a video (Real format as well) of an octopus attacking and killing a shark. The story with the video claims this same octopus killed quite a few 3-4 foot sharks.

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    3. Re:The Video is At the CBC by Legion303 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it installed itself, you've got bigger problems than adware.

    4. Re:The Video is At the CBC by not+goods · · Score: 2, Informative

      yea, it was recorded on video in a lab. the researchers couldn't figure out why their specimens were dying, so they put in a camera and saw the octopi raiding the other tanks. the thing i thought was cool was that the octopi waited until the researchers left to do it, and were done by the time people came back. http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/critters/octopus.ht ml

  4. Obligitory by Elitist_Phoenix · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one welcome our giant submarine attacking overlords!

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    1. Re:Obligitory by Muhammar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't make fun of the young Cthulhus, they tend to grow over time

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  5. Dr. Venkman once said... by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously the start of something bigger.

    Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.

    1. Re:Dr. Venkman once said... by Elitist_Phoenix · · Score: 3, Funny

      Would you say its time to start cracking open each others skulls and feasting on the goo inside?
      Yes, yes I would Kent.

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  6. Don't blame the Octopus by dangitman · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was just looking for seamen to swallow.

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    1. Re:Don't blame the Octopus by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well...It's nice to see Anna Nicole Smith have something to do in her retirement, isn't it?

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    2. Re:Don't blame the Octopus by dangitman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes.

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  7. I -clearly- need to get out more. by MaXiMiUS · · Score: 4, Funny

    I LIVE on Vancouver Island, and Slashdot knew about something of this scale before me? MAN do I need to get out more.

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    1. Re:I -clearly- need to get out more. by B3ryllium · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I live on Vancouver Island, and the BBC knew about this before Slashdot. A minor newspaper in the UK picked up the story (at least from what I saw) a week ago, and since then it's hit (in order of my observation) BBC, then CNN, then CBC, then MyBC, then Slashdot.

      Interesting how the trend flows :)

      Of course, the Chirac hoax went CBC->BBC->CNN, which is even more amusing :)

  8. 8 Giant Tentacles!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This thing is going to be huge in Japan.

    1. Re:8 Giant Tentacles!!!! by rawporkchop · · Score: 2, Funny

      Literally.

  9. Not so giant... by TuxMelvin · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I hear "Giant Octopus Attacks Sub" for some reason I imagine something a lot larger than 80lbs. Then I read the story and find out it's not really a GIANT Octopus, and he wasn't attacking a 688 Attack Sub.

    So it's not all it's cracked up to be. Huh. Why do I feel like I've done this before?

    1. Re:Not so giant... by B3ryllium · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well, you've nailed it on the "sub" portion; most other sites had "mini-sub" in the headline. However, the Octopus *is* giant. It's the name of the species. One was reported to be 600lbs, though that's obviously above the statistical average.

      They're strong buggers, too. If you were underwater and had a choice between a shark or an octopus attacking you, go with the shark. You have a better chance of survival.

    2. Re:Not so giant... by joNDoty · · Score: 5, Informative

      This article is an eye-roller. The octopus didn't attack at all. Even before seeing the video I was a bit skeptical how one could distinguish an "attack" from other activity. If you watch the video you'll see that the octopus was moving very slowly, and only touched the sub with the tip of one, maybe two tentacles before the sub kicked up a lot of debris and got it to leave.

      It's still a cool video, though.

    3. Re:Not so giant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      http://www.lookatentertainment.com/v/v-1638.htm

    4. Re:Not so giant... by Havenwar · · Score: 2, Funny

      Harry. I would call him Harry. Oh the fun times we would share.

  10. This is not the first ! by puiahappy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Phillipine Giant Octopus Attack in December 27 1989 read more http://www.ncf.carleton.ca/~bz050/goattack.html. And some intresting information about giant octopuses can be found here http://www.gabourgeois.com/giantocto.html

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    1. Re:This is not the first ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      > Phillipine Giant Octopus Attack in December 27 1989 read more http://www.ncf.carleton.ca/~bz050/goattack.html.

      From the link...

      "This story sounds a little fishy too me. It seems strange that an octopus would leave the bottom and come up and attack a boat. Octopi stay near the bottom, and even big ones are timid. Many divers have swum with the giant octopus off the coast of British Columbia, which can grow to 272 kilograms and have a 9.6 metres arm span, and the octopi always swim away. And finally, to end my debunking of the above sighting, octopuses feed on the bottom (eating crabs,shellfish, carrion etc.) and wouldn't come to the surface to attack a possible food item that is as big as its self.

      Source: Summarized by Ben S. Roesch from Denver Post, December 27 1989. "

      The best link you can provide to your story about an earlier occurance is a link that tries to prove the story false?

  11. Best quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I go full reverse and blast him with all these seabed particles," said Wood, describing the attack shown in the video. "Finally, he lets go and disappears off into the gloom.

    "It was desperation. It's a $200,000 machine, and it's not insured," said Wood, who runs SubOceanic Sciences Canada in Duncan, B.C.


    Even when you get your sub insured they neglect to mention you have to pay extra for underinsured gaint squid and octopus coverage.

  12. Ouch! by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 5, Funny

    an octopus attacked their expensive and sensitive equipment

    Ouch, that sounds painful. Anybody ever had an octopus stuck to their sensitive equipment?

    1. Re:Ouch! by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Funny

      Anybody ever had an octopus stuck to their sensitive equipment?

      I haven't tried it myself, but this young lady seems to be enjoying it.
      http://www.answers.com/topic/the-dream-of-the-fish erman-s-wife

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  13. This All Sounds Familiar by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 2, Informative

    OK, so maybe the incident I am remembering was a squid. But a giant cephalopod is a giant cephalopod, right?

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  14. Proof the advertising is everywhere by FerretFrottage · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nice to see the Subway is now sending images of Jared and those mouth watering tasty subs into the deep blue. They now have one new customer. Hopefully the video will answer if our eight legged, ink blotting friend likes mayo or mustard, and whole wheat or plain.

    BSG commerical over---back to eating my sub....

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  15. ROV != Sub by shashark · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Interestingly, the article does not mention that the so-called submarine is infact a Remote Operated Vehicle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ROV). A ROV, technically, can be termed as a submarine though from TFA it appears that author chooses to call this ROV a "sub" to generate some interest.

    And the so-called Giant Octopus weighed about 45 kgs. Hardly Giant.

    Anyway.

  16. Human vs. Octopus - how to get an unusual tatoo... by cronostitan · · Score: 2, Informative

    Check on this article.. -
    .... well lets say the giant Octopus thought he was food - and so he earned a nice tatoo when the squid tried to gnaw on him from the head down.

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  17. Was this really an attack? by toupsie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I just watched the video and it looks like the Octopus was checking what the heck this thing was doing in his environment. Once he/she approached the ROV, the guy operating it revved the motors and sprayed debris at the unsuspecting Octopus. How do we really know this isn't so some sort of sick and twisted oceanographer that gets his kicks off luring unsuspecting cephalopods into the ROV engine's thrusts? Sure he says that his little submarine was getting attacked but my guess this isn't the first time he has fucked with invertebrate mammals. I think there is more here than meets the eye. Where is ASPCA?

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    1. Re:Was this really an attack? by kryptKnight · · Score: 2, Insightful

      my guess this isn't the first time he has fucked with invertebrate mammals
      Since when is an octupus a mammal?!?! That and there is no such thing as an invertebrate mammal.

      How do we really know this isn't so some sort of sick and twisted oceanographer that gets his kicks off luring unsuspecting cephalopods into the ROV engine's thrusts?
      How did you get to that conclusion, did you watch the video? It doesn't matter if the octopus was attacking the sub or just extending a friendly greeting, the octopus was going to damage the ROV and it's cargo not matter what it's intentions were.

      You should know what your talking about before you go around accusing people of being diabolic ceplhapod torturers.

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    2. Re:Was this really an attack? by Bad+D.N.A. · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So how exactly would you define an "attack" and how would that differ from what we saw here?

      given that the operator was responsible for a 200K piece of equipment, that no one really knows what an attack looks like, and had to make a quick descision I cant say I would have done any different.

      As far as you or I know if the operator had not acted in this way the equipment may be swimming with the titaic.

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    3. Re:Was this really an attack? by maotx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A $200,000 dollar machine, high price pilot, and an expensive per hour charge places enough pressure on the pilot and manager to get the job done as efficiently as possible. Wasting valuable ship time looking at an octopus, as interesting as it may be, will typically be reviewed as wasted time and money by the client unless the client is interested in marine life and willing to pay for it.

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    4. Re:Was this really an attack? by mithras+the+prophet · · Score: 4, Funny
      Check out the cephalopod's side of the story:

      Innocent giant pacific octopus residing off Vancouver Island in Cascadia suffer malicious attack by remotely operated human submarine.

      Octopus find nice metal box left on sea floor. Box contain valuable information revealing whereabouts of tasty salmon. Law of the ocean: Finders keepers (see: Hermit v. Fiddler, 1987).

      Human submarine stealing box. Octopus protecting property. Human submarine blast octopus with mechanical siphons, rip two arms off octopus, steal box. Octopus pale with distress. Octopus demand restitution.

      Human submarine operators record crime, post crime video to Internet, make false accusations, show no shame.

      All octopus protest human crime. Will bite transoceanic Internet cables unless salmon information box returned to rightful octopus owner. Octopus lose salmon information, humans lose celebrity gossip.

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  18. If I found a Sub way... by themysteryman73 · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I found a Sub way under the ocean I'd try to get something to eat, too...

  19. Outrageous by iamdrscience · · Score: 5, Funny

    This attack was terrible and completely unprovoked, I think we need to strike back at the octopuses with full force to show that we can't be pushed around! This giant octopus attacked a sub, so I say we build a giant sub to attack an octopus!!

    Those Octopussies won't know what hit 'em!!

  20. Defensive measures for future ROV missions by spamster · · Score: 5, Funny

    From here on out, all subs will be equipped with miniature Kirk Douglas's armed with spears to fend off these ferocious attacks!

  21. Mike Wood? by ppanon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are you sure his last name wasn't Nemo?

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  22. Touch != Attack by dereference · · Score: 5, Insightful
    After watching the video, I'd hardly say it was an "attack" given that it seemed more like the octopus was simply checking out the ROV. I'm not a marine animal behaviorist, but there certainly didn't seem to be anything malicious or even dangerous. At best it seemed actively curious.

    It's always easier when it's not your expensive toy down there, but it seems the operator was in panic mode. I'd like to think that if it were my ROV, I'd have held off on that little counter-offensive stunt a little longer, until I saw at least some indication of hostility. In the video, the octopus has barely started reaching toward the ROV by the time its starts getting pelted by the gravel. My guess is that the encounter would have ended quite peacefully, without any aggression on either side, and we would have had even more footage of this interesting interaction.

  23. I didn't know by guruevi · · Score: 3, Funny

    that the flying spaghetti monster could swim. Apparently his noodly appendage doesn't like we filth his sea's with sub's.

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  24. Octopii are very curious creatures by queenb**ch · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Having done more than a bit of diving, I can tell you that many octopii are very curious creatures. They seem to come in two rather distinct varieties - the very shy ones that flee and the very curious that are quite willing to investigate your mask, tanks, etc. Many octopii are also very senstive to light and color. They seem to use color to communicate with each other. Depending on the type of octopii, many are quite sensitive to light, some being attracted to and some being repelled by it.

    I'm also betting that these folks had all their little lights blazing, all their little tools humming, and lord only know what else. I'm sure that they attracted the thing. Most people don't realize that octopii have problem-solving intelligence. (It's the one thing that makes me feel guilty about eating them. I guess if they were smarter they'd find a way not to taste so good) Anyway, because they're smart, they also investigate odd things. As fragile as they look, they are suprisingly strong. I've had an octopus not much bigger than my hand nearly pull my regulator out of my mouth. I can only imagine what 100lb octopus is capable of. Frankly, I'm a bit surprised they have sub left. I would suggest investigating to see if they can find out what they did to initiate the incident and "don't do that anymore."

    2 cents,

    Queen B

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    1. Re:Octopii are very curious creatures by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've read about them in Aquariums that when they touch someone and the Human pulls back fast, they think it's play time and you get to hold tenticles for a good half hour before the critter thinks play time is over.

      Off the invertibrate track, I have a Green Iguana who lives in my living room on a large stainless steel "habitrail" and that Lizard is suprisingly smart for something whose brain stopped developing about 300 MYA. He is easily as smart as a cat or a dog, but without motivation, he was very easily house broken, knows when football games will be on to watch, will indicate is displeasure with something on the radio and tell us to turn the TV on.

      From what I understand Octopi are easily smarter than a cat or a dog, so the one in the video might just be trying to play with the lights and thrusters.

  25. Fuck by erikharrison · · Score: 5, Funny

    Frankly, I'm surprised it's taken this long. In the last year we've seen the discovery of a super giant squid, the first videos of a giant squid in the wild, and now this!

    Look.

    Do you know how fucking big a sperm whale is? It's huge. HUGE. And giant squid eat them. Listen to your heart - no matter what the scientists tell you, 4th grade ecology has convinced us all that whales are intelligent loving animals. Did you see Star Trek 4. They're the freakin' saviours of humanity man.

    And giant squid eat them

    Eat them

    Not beacause it's easy. Oh no, not because a sperm whale is an easy catch. Big, remember? No. It's because squid are evil incarnate

    Do you know how long they've been down there? No one does. But my guess is the squid and it's precurser have been down there in the depths for a lot longer than man has been knucklewalking. That's old. And you know they think down there. Brood down there. Their tentacles floating like the limbs of children relaxing in the water, they brood and wonder how to conquer us from below.

    Things that think and brood also dream. And things that dream begin to worship the stuff of dreams. Out of man's insecurity we have sublimated a great father figure into the sky, according to Freud. What about the tentacled things in the watery darkness, whose females are larger than their males?

    I'll tell you what they worship

    A great multilimbed mother of the dark watery brood. Deep down in the very molten cracks of the earth filling the sea with inky blackness. THAT's what they worship. We killed men in the crusades. Men who looked the same as other men. What will the dark octupi and squid do to US who are mere flabby bloodsacks to rip apart and drink out fluids with their beaky maws? What in the name of their Dark Mother goddess will they do to us when they rise into our airy realm?

    Think about it dudes

    Us computer geeks are basically fucked

    1. Re:Fuck by pembo13 · · Score: 2, Funny

      BACK AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER Take a deep breath. Look around you. What time is it? If it's dark out, go get some sleep. If it's sun out, go take a walk. No seriously. You need help. WOOOOSAHHH

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    2. Re:Fuck by Jerf · · Score: 3, Funny

      What in the name of their Dark Mother goddess will they do to us when they rise into our airy realm?... Us computer geeks are basically fucked

      If you'd like to learn more about this, perhaps to better defend yourself in the future, I believe the Japanese have a huge selection of documentaries on this very subject.

    3. Re:Fuck by meringuoid · · Score: 2, Funny
      Do you know how long they've been down there? No one does. But my guess is the squid and it's precurser have been down there in the depths for a lot longer than man has been knucklewalking.

      Worse than that. Squid swam in the nightmarish primaeval seas alongside the first ancestral vertebrates. These loathsome mollusks are so utterly alien and horribly ancient that even the natural fishes of the sea are more closely related to us than to them.

      They've been lurking in the inky blackness for aeons longer than human mind will dare compass, turning over in their twisted minds their hatred against the entire race of the vertebrae, which in an age long forgotten to all but the most thorough palaeontologists seized all the world for its dominion and left the squid-kind in the uttermost night.

      And you think it's only mankind they will destroy. No, it's everything we know as normal they hate. This dreadful loathing is more ancient than we can ever hope to conceive, and on the scale of the squid-creatures' appalling thoughts all the ages of human history and all mankind's mighty works are a mere scribble on the latest page of a very, very long history...

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    4. Re:Fuck by tootlemonde · · Score: 2, Interesting

      dark watery brood

      Then make love in darkness,
      watery brood!
      I extinguish your light,
      I snatch the Gold from the crag,
      I will forge the avenging Ring
      --Wagner, Der Ring des Nibelungen

      flabby bloodsacks

      Vampire lingo, compare

      This is just one more example of how this world is tainted with the stench of uncouth bloodsacks. Enjoy what you laughingly call literature, for you are but cattle, soon to be culled on the cusp of my whetted fangs. I wait only to be converted by a dark master, and then your fates shall be sealed with my bite.

      Dark Mother goddess

      The love between the Divine Mother and her human children is a unique relationship. Kali, the Dark Mother is one such deity with whom devotees have a very loving and intimate bond, in spite of her fearful appearance. In this relationship, the worshipper becomes a child and Kali assumes the form of the ever-caring mother.
      --Hinduism

      airy realm

      The land belongs to the Russians and French,
      The English own the sea.
      But we in the airy realm of dreams
      Hold sovereign mastery.
      --Heinrich Heine, Deutschland, ein Wintermärchen
  26. Who's he kidding by caller9 · · Score: 4, Funny

    " revved the ROV's thrusters in reverse in an attempt to blast seabed particles at the creature."

    Sounds like a well thought out revisionist history of "HOLY SHIT REVERSE MAN REVERSE!!!eleven!"

    To me at least after viewing the video, he did what anyone would in a FPS. Run backward dropping 'nades to escape short range melee weapons in the hopes that his ass would survive long enough to get a new strategy. Good thing they had a rocky seabed or we would've seen the death of an ROV.

    Too bad they didn't build this thing with a strafe-jump and gibber, he could've misdirected then lead the octopus into a lunge in which he pushed the gibber against its head by using it's off-balance timing and commitment to the lunge.

    New headline: ROV driven by newb almost gets pwned by octopus.

  27. It was predicted by jd · · Score: 4, Interesting

    No, not by Nostradamus, but by the prophet John Wyndham.

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  28. Where is the ASPCA? by TCQuad · · Score: 3, Funny

    Off defending something cuter.

  29. Plural of octopus != octopii by ClickOnThis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    According to several American dictionaries, the plural of octopus can be octopuses or octopi (not octopii.) However, I was taught long ago that octopi is actually wrong, and octopuses is correct.

    Well, I looked it up on AskOxford and it turns out that octopi is wrong and octopuses is customary, but neither are correct. The most correct plural is octopodes, but I've never heard anyone use it.

    I used to dive (haven't in awhile) and I have yet to meet an octopus, but I have heard great stories about how curious they are of divers.

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  30. How about an octopus attacking a 4 foot shark? by dogbreathcanada · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You can find the video at Google Video: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-700490962 2962894202&q=octopus+shark The octopus in that video is deomstrating the same instinct as the octopus that attacked the sub.

  31. Re:Mirror and another octopi video: by nodnarb1978 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's a mirror site hosting this one and a few other octopi videos.

    Link (pops)

  32. Re:I -clearly- need to get out more. or get the TC by mattlamb · · Score: 2, Informative

    I work for the Vancouver Island newspaper (TC) and we ran this in yesterdays newspaper, so yes slashdot may reach further but the locals saw this a good 48hrs prior.

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  33. Giant squid vs Creationism...... by joppabukowski · · Score: 4, Funny
    This reminded me of a funny article from an old comedy/magizine site called Penis Owners Club, which is no longer updated. I'll paste it here, since the site probably isn't very work safe. =)

    "The world was not created for man by God, oh no!

    For some years, some biologists have argued that there was a 7th day of creation, during which God thought about his prototypes and finally made the crowning glory of his creation here on Earth: the giant squid.

    The basic problem with the idea that we humans are the peak of his creation was pointed out by none other than Charles Darwin. The problem is explaining the evolution of the vertebrate eye. He gave this as a very serious problem, because this organ doesn't fossilize at all, and it is difficult to explain how all the intermediate forms could have been sufficiently functional for Natural Selection to have selected them.

    In recent years, Creationists have vociferously challenged the entire evolutionary paradigm, and some biologists have given serious thought to their criticisms, as well as Darwin's issue of the eye. Some have suggested the thought experiment: Suppose that the Creationists are right, and the world was built by some sort of Cosmic Engineer (which we may call "God" for short). What can we learn by studying the artefacts of the creation process?

    One thing that we learn when we study the vertebrate eye is that it has a rather strange structure. The blood vessels and the nerves pass through the surface in a bundle (the "blind spot"), and spread out on the inside of the retina. This is a very bizarre way to lay out the "wiring". Why would any sensible engineer do it this way, rather than the much more sensible way of running the wiring along the back surface?

    We might hypothesize that there is some obscure benefit to doing it this way, and we just aren't clever enough to figure it out. But this is shot down by a simple fact. The "camera" type of eye seems to have evolved (or been created, if you prefer) more than once. The cephalopods (a family of animals that include octopi, squid, and nautilus) have eyes that are superficially similar, but on close examination, we find that all the details are different. In particular, they have the "wiring" on the back of the retina, as you'd expect.

    So, if there is a Creator, He seems to have done the job twice, once poorly (with vertebrates), and once well (with the cephalopods). This is very suspicious. It is especially suspicious when you consider that, while we humans claim that the planet was built for us, it is roughly 3/4 salt water. If you measure the areas that we humans actually inhabit in any significant numbers, we are talking about maybe 5% of the globe, whereas the giant squid is at the top of the food chain over roughly 70%. When you consider the actual volume of the inhabited space, the giant squid has a home range many thousands of times greater than ours.

    So the evidence appears to be that humans were one of the experiments, good enough to let live but not good enough to be given a large range (or to rework things like the eyes so that they worked better).

    If this isn't convincing enough, consider also that humans have quite a good record of wiping out all the large predators, on both land and at sea. We have devastated the cetacea and are busy wiping out the large sharks, tunas, and other major marine predators. There is one exception: Humans show little interest in interacting with the giant squid. Sure, we catch the little ones and eat them, but as for the biggest species, we almost totally ignore it, although it is a major predator in all the oceans. And if you are like most humans, you are probably thinking that this is silly. Who cares about a bunch of big squid?

    This is very, very suspicious. We have a glaring blind spot here. Most large predators drive us crazy. We are terrified of wolves, bears, and sharks. Although very few humans have ever been injured b

  34. Since we're already being anal-retentive... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Informative

    > The most correct plural is octopodes, but I've never heard anyone use it.

    Yes. The -us isn't the familiar Latin ending. It's the Latinized form of Greek okto-pous "eightfoot".

    The root of pous is ped- or pod-, familiar in such terms as orthopedics, "foot straightening"; tetrapod, "fourfoot"; Oedipus (Greek Oidipous), "Clubfoot".

    The seemingly strange pous from pod- is an example of the common linguistic phenomenon called compensatory lengthening, the result of the nominative singular derivation pod- + -s. The Greek nominitive plural would be pod- + -es, hence "octopodes".

    I now return you to our slightly less anal retentive context...

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  35. I'll try and bear that in mind. by kale77in · · Score: 4, Funny
    If you were underwater and had a choice between a shark or an octopus attacking you, go with the shark. You have a better chance of survival.

    Interesting point and all, but seriously dude... that is quite some hypothetical.

    OCTOPUS: GurgleRarrr! *attacks*
    ME: *oof* Ex-CUSE me, but I SPECIFICALLY requested the shark.
    OCTOPUS: *slinks away, professionally embarrassed*

  36. Curiosity is destructive. by RossumsChild · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Forget the cats, "Curiosity kills kit."

    Ever leave a five year old with aspirations of a future in engineering alone with electronic gear? The results, while not malicious and bourne only out of curiosity, are usually disastrous.

    It's a classic case of "What's this button do?" and "Does this part come off? Neat!"

  37. Octopus == Shark Killer by elbonian · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Talking about he Seattle Aquarium and octopuses... Hasn't anyone seen how an octopus from this aquarium exterminated some sharks?

  38. Wow! by Kingrames · · Score: 2, Funny

    "...when an octopus attacked their ... sensitive equipment..."

    was there video? ...and remember:

    Don't tease the octopus, kids!

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