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Western Union Ends Telegram Services

Snap E Tom writes "As of this past Friday, Western Union has stopped sending telegrams. The article cites factors such as long distance telephone and faxes that contributed to its demise, but email was the final nail. My hunch is that modern USPS and overnight delivery services did the most damage, though."

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  1. Heh by Moby+Cock · · Score: 5, Funny

    Telegram Services STOP.

  2. Last telegram received... by marevan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Western Union, stop. Would you please, please, stop.

  3. Just great.. by erktrek · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now how are we supposed to coordinate the counter attack against the aliens?

  4. Re:1/27/06 by nick-less · · Score: 2, Funny

    ..is a very important date in Telecommunications.

    Yep, now we`ll be surely doomed when SKYNET comes online...

  5. Ug by grub · · Score: 3, Funny


    I only hope [stop]
    that they do not [stop]
    end their exciting [stop]
    telegraph service [stop]

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  6. Re:OLD NEWS by Seraphnote · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well it takes CowboyNeal a while to type in all those telegrams we send him.

  7. Writing on the Wall by lbmouse · · Score: 5, Funny

    "...factors such as long distance telephone..."

    Another example of how modern technology is undermining core business plans. You'd think they would've seen the writing on the wall... in, oh lets say, 1875?

  8. Blazing saddles :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Telegram for Mongo"
    "Telegram for Mongo" :)

  9. Re:Telegram? by Don_dumb · · Score: 3, Funny

    It must be the standard unit of measurement for weighing TV's

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  10. BttF by fracai · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now how am I going to hear what Doc has been up to?!

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  11. OMG! What of the Pony Express? by erroneus · · Score: 2, Funny

    First Telegrams, what next? I fear the Pony Express is targetted for elimination at the hands of "progress" and "technology." What is this world coming to!? When my grandfather died at the ripe old age of 46, he told me something that I'll never forget... ...if only I could remember what that was.

  12. Re:how long by utexaspunk · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't worry- Western Union still handles the kind of transmissions that Congressmen pay attention to.

  13. sue by glsunder · · Score: 2, Funny

    If they were truely a modern company, they'd sue everyone who used the modern tech instead.

  14. Framed email. by uberdave · · Score: 3, Funny

    I had an email in a frame once, but then I closed the browser...

  15. Re:Information vs. proof. Re:Necrodendrology by Viol8 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "In other news, has anyone on Slashdot EVER written a friendly letter (attempted seduction counts) and sent it by snail mail?"

    What do you think people did before email access was first available to
    Joe Geek in the early 90s? Shout really loud?

  16. Re:Information vs. proof. Re:Necrodendrology by Guppy06 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "In other news, has anyone on Slashdot EVER written a friendly letter (attempted seduction counts) and sent it by snail mail?"

    Well, now that you mention it, it was less "letter" and more "book"... but I did get a bona fide letter from her lawyer via certified mail!

  17. Re:how long by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Funny
    From the Western Union Money Transfer FAQ:
    5. How much money can I send from westernunion.com ?

    Initially, the maximum amount of money you can send online with a revolving 30-day period is $999.99. Once you have used the Western Union Money transfer service on the web, at least once over the course of 120 days, you may send up to a maximum of $2,000 within a revolving 30-day period. If Arizona is your state of residence, you may only send up to a maximum of $950 per transaction.

    With a limit like that, I think you're pretty much stuck with buying interns. :)
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