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When Does Maturity Set In?

An anonymous reader writes "Two Dartmouth researchers claim that they are one step closer to discovering at what age human maturity sets in. From the article: 'For the study, Baird and graduate student Craig Bennett looked at the brains of nineteen 18-year-old Dartmouth students who had moved more than 100 miles to attend college. A control group of 17 older students, ranging in age from 25 to 35, were also studied for comparison. The results indicate that significant changes took place in the brains of these individuals. The changes were localized to regions of the brain known to integrate emotion and cognition. Specifically, these are areas that take information from our current body state and apply it for use in navigating the world.'"

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  1. It depends... by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 4, Funny

    For ordinary people or those of us on Slashdot?

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    1. Re:It depends... by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's because you don't really appreciate being 18 until you're 35.

      Ouch, my arthritis!

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    2. Re:It depends... by Eccles · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know what you mean.

      At 18, I could grab my manly equipment, bend it with all my might, and it wouldn't bend at all.

      At 30, I could grab my manly equipment, bend it with all my might, and it would deflects a quarter inch.

      Now at 40, I grab my manly equipment, bend it with all my might, and it deflects a half inch.

      So I'm getting stronger!

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    3. Re:It depends... by PriceIke · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dude, you're like, being so immature.

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  2. Never! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm never going to grow up! First post!!!!!

    1. Re:Never! by FinchWorld · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're never going to get first post! Grow up!!!!!

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    2. Re:Never! by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1, Funny

      first, Grow: You're never going to get up, post!!!!!!

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    3. Re:Never! by popra · · Score: 2, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, first post gets you!
      TA-DA! I'll be here all week folks!

      Ok, you may mod me down now.

  3. Maturity or additional Memories by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

    When moving away from home you encounter a hell of a lot of new experiences and theres so much to learn and take in.

    For instance, embedding the location of the pub and distance to the nearest kebab shop are key.

    Students who cannot manage this feat rarely last a week, you see them cold hungry and sober in lectures wishing they were back at home.

    Of course your brain matures when you leave home though, you do have to adapt, because you just couldn't survive if you let your mummy do everything.

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  4. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  5. 30 year old here. by fixinah · · Score: 5, Funny

    And I would just like to say POOP! *giggle*

    1. Re:30 year old here. by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 4, Funny

      I fail to see what's so funny about Professional Object Oriented Programming.

  6. "Significant changes" by user24 · · Score: 5, Funny

    From TA:

    "During the first year of college .... significant changes took place in the brains of these individuals"

    - yeah, because it's the first year of college - they're all busy pickling their brains with newly found alcohol and drugs.
    duh.

  7. Areas of further study? by Teiresias_UK · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder what the effect of beer is on maturity and these areas of the brain known to integrate emotion and cognition?

    I know after 12 pints I often lose the ability to speak, start dribbling, and crawl around on the floor like a 2 year old ...

    1. Re:Areas of further study? by CmdrGravy · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's tragic ! After 12 pints I become extremely chatty, witty and insightful, gain the ability to dance like a sex god and become immeasurably more attractive to the ladies. I think, I rarely have any clear memories to back this up absolutely.

  8. Obligatory Dave Barry quote (was Re:Bullshit study by shreevatsa · · Score: 2, Funny

    "What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death."

  9. Re:Bullshit study by hey! · · Score: 3, Funny

    You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

    Oh, that's wrong. It really should be: You're only young once, but you can be immature any time you want to be.

    I guess it's the perspective age brings. Now go fetch Grampa his whiskey, and mind you he knows exactly how much should be in there.

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  10. Re:Bullshit study by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Funny

    lol, I agree. To be considered a mature adult you should be able to beat a 2yr old at their own game.

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  11. Define It Fool by aplusjimages · · Score: 3, Funny

    How do you define or measure maturaty for a study? Is it when you stop laughing when someone farts or says penis? Penis.

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  12. Still tragic by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 3, Funny

    After 12 pints I am invisible - and Superman !

  13. Re:Bullshit study by hey! · · Score: 3, Funny

    hey Grampa, Grama's been dead for 15 years, so that whiskey ain't exactly gonna help you with your sex life.

    No, but spending your inheritence will.

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  14. Maturity is like getting run over by a bus by spindleguy · · Score: 2, Funny
    Maturity is closely tied to Responsibility. IMO not even then, it's when you truely accept the responsability.

    I went to univeristy right after high school and bombed out. Went into the army, the Canadian Army for years after that. Since, during that time, I was never seriously in dannger of losing life or limb, no real maturing happended there (there was a lot of drinking/bar hopping though).

    About 8 years later I realized the army wasn't a career. Was I becoming more mature? Nope, the money sucked.

    After ditching the army I went back to school and got a CS degree (made dean's list too one year). Mature? nope. well, perhaps. Was able to concentrate although I didn't take it that seriously.

    Graduated at the start of the boom, made lots of money, bought fast cars, got married. Did marriage make me 'mature'? nope.

    I even bought a house and started a business and made even more money. When I had 9 employees the responsability of having these people depend on me and the business for thier livelyhoods did make me pause a few times. No big deal, the business is going gangbusters no need to truely accept the responsibility. The status quo of immaturity continued thoughout the bust. I even had a couple of kids.

    Then the business tanked. Not suddenly but I could have handled it better if I had truely accepted the responsibility from the get go. Now I matured *fast*. took some wrangling (and most of my life savings) but all the *people* got thier due and the bogey man bills got paid.

    That left me out of work with little prospect for employment in my town. Little savings left, a big mortgage, and 5 mouths to feed. I was 38 feeling like a 55 year old.

    It took a year but I finally got a job paying less than half of what I was making before.

    I am a fully mature adult now, scraping to get by. Every cent we spend is carefully accounted for. No money for gadgets, movies, dinners out, vacations. We buy our duds at a used clothing store.

    I liked it better when I was immature.

  15. Re:Bullshit study by iamhassi · · Score: 2, Funny
    "To be considered a mature adult you should be able to beat a 2yr old at their own game."

    what game would that be? the shitting-in-diapers game?

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  16. When does maturity set in? by EmagGeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're asking slashdot?