U.S. Gov To Spider Internet
HopeSeekr of xMule writes "Perhaps as one of the first high profile uses of Alexa's WebSearch Platform, the U.S. government plans to search, link and reference every news site, blog and email on the Internet, using sophisticated AI codenamed ADVISE to do the correlations. Unlike traditional dataveilance like Echelon, ADVISE aims to find terrorists before they strike and even deduce their motivations in wanting to commit their crimes. Part of the breakthrough is a way for humans to view data as 3D holographic images with tech recently used at the Superbowl."
Its called Skynet. But it is looking for terorists...like Sarah Conner.
Let's see how well it works.
Sorry slashdot.
Unlike traditional dataveilance like Echelon, ADVISE aims to find terrorists before they strike and even deduce their motivations in wanting to commit their crimes.
"Hmm... ADVISE seems to think the terrorists are fed up with the 'nazi-like spy regime,' and are planning to use undead monsters to attack its servers.
Also, the terrorists want more boobies."
This was a good use of a few billion dollars to Haliburton.
The ______ Agenda
Someone should have told them that 24 is not a reality show.
Jack Bauer : Chloe, I'm sending you a picture. Can you datamine for him?
Chloe O'Brian: Sure. send it to my screen.
Computer: Blip...blip...blip.
Chloe O'Brian: Jack - it's the well known terrorist named...
... but they expect you not to post as AC! Play by the rules, trarist!
Oh, I'd say in about 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... [signal terminated]
Taking guns away from the 99% gives the 1% 100% of the power.
Whew! I'm glad their developing their own algorithm. If they'd license something from say, google, then I'd be worried they'd actually find something.
It's good to see our tax dollars are going to work replicating of all things - a SEARCH ENGINE. Is this because google wouldn't turn over their search results to the govt?
Well the cat's outta the bag now! The fact that we're even talking about this means that somewhere a terrorist is smiling. Good job liberal Christian Science Monitor! You're officially on notice!
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What if the terrorists can do this (see figure 3): ASCII Stereograms
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Damn...I knew I picked the wrong week to order The Complete Idiot's Guide to Defeating the Great Satan. But the price was just so good.
I can just see this now, using the BOINC client you can aide homeland security in detecting and catching those evil doers. It will send a portion of those emails (public mailing lists), websites, blogs, news groups, etc to any patriotic American to process and possibly flag the internet for a black list of words and certain contexts. Just wait and see.
Turn based strategy game that runs over XMPP. Phalanx