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WoW the Next "Golf"?

TheGrapeApe writes "1up has an article about the possibility of World of Warcraft becoming the next "Golf": A place where friends, acquaintances, and perhaps even business partners will meet up to "talk shop" and swap stories. Personally, I can't wait until I have my next job interview in the Deadmines. " I demand extra healing and mana pots from all my employees.

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  1. Uh, no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sorry.

  2. Not Gonna Happen! by ABaumann · · Score: 5, Funny

    golf is good because it's long walk long walk. It's not like people can make business contacts when people are screaming "OMFG! HEALZ!"

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    1. Re:Not Gonna Happen! by Frymaster · · Score: 3, Funny
      golf is good because it's long walk long walk.

      golf is good because you can cheat... or, more importantly, let your boss cheat. it's easy to turn the other way when the vp of sales kicks his titelist back onto the fairway.

      in wow, however, such "curtousies" are hard to pull off.

      remember, golf was invented so that upper management could feel good at something and so that we could have something to screw up deliberately to stroke their egos.

    2. Re:Not Gonna Happen! by the+phantom · · Score: 2, Funny

      You got the quote wrong. Golf is not a "long walk long walk;" it is a pleasant walkd through the park, ruined.

    3. Re:Not Gonna Happen! by insert_username_here · · Score: 2, Informative

      You haven't played WoW, have you. It's bloody gigantic, and you often spend a lot of time getting around.

      It might as well be called World of Walkcraft.

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    4. Re:Not Gonna Happen! by uigrad_2000 · · Score: 3, Informative
      golf is good because you can cheat... or, more importantly, let your boss cheat. it's easy to turn the other way when the vp of sales kicks his titelist back onto the fairway.

      in wow, however, such "curtousies" are hard to pull off.

      ummm, you haven't done much raiding then. Either that or you've never raided with a foreign guild.

      Let's say you're a warrior. A Hammer designed for warriors drops, but the group gives it to Gary, who is a hunter instead of you. The reason? Because.... he's Gary!

      You mention that management enjoys having their egos stroked. Once you get to 60, new armor pieces are all about stroking egos. The complex social structure in the game doesn't even start until you reach 60, and people start building their armor sets.

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    5. Re:Not Gonna Happen! by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think WoW works as a "golf like" game because (at least the part I've played with other people) involve the long stretches of doing nothing that you need in order to prompt conversation. When you're playing golf, especially if it's with a couple of people, you spend most of your time either walking or standing around, meaning you have lots of opportunities to talk. Plus you might have drinks at the club afterwards, etc etc. I just don't see WoW as being conducive to that.

      The only game/sport I've done that I think fills the role of golf (for some) is trap shooting. It has most of the same elements -- potentially very slow paced, provides ample opportunities to throw your own game if you're doing better than the boss, lots of standing-around when done in a group, etc. It also has a certain stratifying/filtering effect -- although a basic one doesn't cost much, high-end trap guns can get terribly expensive, so it provides people a way to show off a little if they've got dough, and some trap clubs are not dissimilar to country clubs in terms of having a social atmosphere and elitism (by virtue of being very expensive and/or having a limited number of membership slots that are handed down from one member to another). That's not to say that you can't be involved in the sport without those aspects, but they definitely are there for people that want them.

      I'm sure other people can think of similar sports that provide the same things. The only downside to trap as a "business sport" is that (assuming you play safely -- I am willing to bet people in generations past did not) the hearing protection does make it difficult to talk without being rather loud. Although the way I've seen some people play, they don't spend a whole lot of time actually shooting. :-)

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  3. new tool for HR by joejor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    it would be the perfect way to determine if a prospective hire is a team player or a lone wolf

    1. Re:new tool for HR by HTL2001 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would love to see the day when game attitude etc would be considered for employment - I believe its a good indication of character. And it would also cut down on the lamers in games (hopefully)

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    2. Re:new tool for HR by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 3, Funny

      it would be the perfect way to determine if a prospective hire is a team player or a lone wolf

      Employer: "... by the way do you play MMORPGs?"
      Me: "Why yes I do"
      Employer: "HELP SECURITY!!!"

  4. In Related News by Siberwulf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pepsi stock has taken a harsh beating today, after allegations of "Corpse Camping" by the Coke Guild. When approached for comments, Pepsi replied "AFK bio"

  5. Yeah sure by Anonymous+Crowhead · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gregarious people are surely going to trade face to face time for a game. "Hey, let's go get a beer after we play." "Ok, I'm headed up to my fridge, tell me when you got your beer and we'll have an online toast."

    Bleh.

  6. Undead Stratholme (with your Boss) by the_tsi · · Score: 5, Funny

    One guildie relates this story:

    "My coworkers and I were in a particularly heated meeting recently. Our management team had thrown a ridiculous project our way, and later yelled at us for not completing it to their non-existant specifications. When we met to discuss possible ways to satisfy this lose-lose situation, no one had any plausible ideas. During a break in conversation, I said, 'What we need to do is five-man the Baron'.

    At least four people present laughed, including my boss."

    I know I saw the TeamSpeak icon on a coworker's laptop the other day, and came very close to asking him what game it was for. Boy, it would be disturbing finding out he was on the same server; especially if he were a member of the other faction...

    1. Re:Undead Stratholme (with your Boss) by John+Hurliman · · Score: 4, Funny

      What we need to do is five-man the Baron

      I'm glad I play WoW and can understand that, otherwise the connotations could have been awful.

    2. Re:Undead Stratholme (with your Boss) by stephentyrone · · Score: 2, Informative

      Baron: boss in an early endgame instance. Very easy to kill in a 10-player group, somewhat harder (though still easy to kill with good gear) in a 5-player group. It's actually much harder, imo, to get to him than it is to kill him as a group of five. You don't need to do anything fancy to take him down, just hit him as hard as you can and keep everyone alive.

  7. Uhuh by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 2, Funny

    WoW is as much a substitute for a sport as it is for a social life.

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    1. Re:Uhuh by BaudKarma · · Score: 2, Informative

      True, but golf as most weekenders play it isn't much of a sport either. Drive around in a cart drinking beer, get out every couple of minutes to swing a stick and cuss, then get back in the cart and drive off to find your ball.

      I get more exercise taking the elevator at work.

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  8. The Future of MMORPGs, rather, Virtual Socializing by snotclot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Very interesting. Signs indicate, then, that MMORPG's are becoming Role Playing Games for our REAL lives? People play MMORPG's and RPG's to escape, not to role play their own lives... Perhaps we will see two types of MMORPG's: one where you remain 'anonymous' (like the ones nowdays) and ones where its a virtual reprentation of the REAL YOU. In that sense, the latter is basically a VERY fancy virtual chatroom. No different from nowadays. Except maybe instead of *just* chatting you can chat over a friendly game of, virtual golf, virtual fishing, etc. The latter idea has already been explored, and I don't think it has caught on. I doubt it will until the graphics become SO good and there are so many "virtual" socializing activities that people cannot resist it. Also, chatting via typing SIMPLY will not do... how about integrated N-way Skype-type chat (like those headset thingies for Counterstrike).

  9. Stick with Golf by no_pets · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd suggest sticking with golf if you plan to go into management.

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  10. Nobody asked me, but... by squidguy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...this has to be one of the dumbest and most inane posts I've seen in a long, long time.

  11. I used to hang out with an old college buddy... by CaseM · · Score: 5, Funny

    via WoW. Until he met a girl and she kept him from hitting 60. What a loser.

  12. Gee, I'll bet by courtarro · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let me start by saying "yeah right". The next golf? The reason businesspeople play golf is not for the game, but to chat and talk politics (office or government) while having some sort of distraction outdoors. WoW is hardly a decent place to have an office meeting. Face it, most people (will) grow out of video games.

  13. $subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is $this the next $that? $publication is running an article that suggests that $this could become the next $that. $this mirrors that because $weak_correlation[0] and $weak_correlation[1]. Futhermore, $fluff_item[0] and $fluff_item[1]. In conclusion, $conclusion[int rand(10)].

    1. Re:$subject by Eightyford · · Score: 3, Funny

      Holy mother of Linus, that was the nerdiest post I've ever seen. Congrats.

    2. Re:$subject by Aceticon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now i feel bad that i found the bug in his code ...

  14. Far too involved. by HaloZero · · Score: 5, Insightful

    World of Warcraft is far too involved, compared to the game of golf. In golf, you can sit back, take the game at your pace, your parties pace. You all are doing roughly the same thing, and can find common ground. A warrior and a mage have no common ground, save for, well... literal space sharing. WoW is far too fast-paced in comparison.

    It's also an effing cartoon, for those nubs who haven't yet realised.

    So... No. Not happening.

    *silence...*

    Next question, please.

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    1. Re:Far too involved. by DdJ · · Score: 2, Insightful
      World of Warcraft is far too involved, compared to the game of golf. In golf, you can sit back, take the game at your pace, your parties pace.
      Ever been on a Molten Core raid? Often, people spend half the time AFK, and when they're not, half of them can get away with just hitting a few keys over and over. (This is not true of the front-line melee types, and for a few boss fights it's not true of some other classes either -- eg. hunters vs. Magmadar.)

      And that's a high-end raid.

      Exploring the countryside, hunting relatively weak beasts, these things just don't require much attention and are not that fast-paced. Now, an on-target 5-man instance run is another matter, but presumably if you were connecting with someone in order to chat, you'd do something like... explore the Barrens.
  15. u bai... by daeg · · Score: 2, Funny

    WTS [Foreign Worker][Foreign Worker][Foreign Worker] 20g OK?

  16. This is a Joke Right? by sielwolf · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Golf is standard issue for the managerial class: folks who being extroverts is a job requirement. For peons/techs/engineers there's still the time honored Afterwork Beer. Getting excited to run off into isolation and talk to people through magical cat-5 ain't the same. It implies a discomfort with being in the proximity of other meat popcicles and people notice that. Most people live out there in the Big Blue Box.

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    1. Re:This is a Joke Right? by DigiShaman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's called evolution.

      Nature seems to think the human race is more adaptable at surviving through obtaining and keeping close social ties. The fact the majority of humans are extroverts proves it. Obviously intelligence is important too. But a dumb extrovert is better at surviving with the help of friends than a lone intelligent human (introvert) out on his own.

      Face it. Unless you can play the social game and kiss lots of ass, don't look to cutting a fat paycheck over your extroverted brethren. Unless of course, you're truly a unique and gifted geek that stand out among the rest of your peers.

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    2. Re:This is a Joke Right? by bnenning · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Face it. Unless you can play the social game and kiss lots of ass, don't look to cutting a fat paycheck over your extroverted brethren.

      Or more to the evolutionary point, getting the hot chick.

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  17. No freaking way. by JGBPhilly · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The movers and shakers in the real world with real money and power don't have hours of spare time to spend on MMORPG games. Maybe peon deals can be cut in such a format, but to compare this with the kind of money that revolves around golf is ridiculous.

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  18. differences by [cx] · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The biggest difference is golf is actually a sport, and you communicate face to face. WoW is a niche so small it makes lawn bowling look like a national sport.

    As to say its the next way people are going to get together and hang out and schmooze it up is ridiculous, because nobody that is a real businessman wants to be dealing with people in a virtual game. If you cant look someone in the eye, why would you discuss anything serious with them?

    I doubt anyone over the age of 20 even thinks this is an intelligent assumption.

    WoW is the next everquest, not the next golf.

    I'm sure a Diablo MMORPG will drop in 07-08 and we will all be like "Diablo is the next Golf" lolzz

  19. Never work by nickgrieve · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In golf, you can display your wealth and not be any good at golf, and thats fine. They can see your a man of power becasue of the car you arrived in, the dimond tiped golf shoes and the caddie with a mobile drinks bar.

    But in WoW if your new to the sport, or suck at it, you'll probably find that others who have less wealth and power in the real world can and probably will, have more in the World of Warcraft... egos don't like that

  20. Re:Spin, spin, spin by bohemian72 · · Score: 2, Funny

    WoW the next Google!

    What will WoW/Google do next?
    The WoW OS
    Google to map WoW

    etc.

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  21. Can someone explain this...? by AdamTrace · · Score: 3, Funny

    From TFA:

    "Warcraft is like a really, really well-designed UI for real-time, ad-hoc group collaboration and management of tons of people."

    What exactly is he referring to, here? The guild/party window? Guild chat? Are those "really, really well designed"?

    Am I missing something?

  22. But, you get to play golf with these guys... by Gruneun · · Score: 2, Funny

    The one that always has a new set of clubs and loves to talk about how great they are.
    The one that's late for tee time and spends half the day on the phone, while everyone waits.
    The one who pretty much sucks, but tells everyone how they should play the ball.

    Oh, wait...

  23. WoW is not Golf by The-Bus · · Score: 5, Funny
    If World of Warcraft was like golf, then WoW players would:
    • obsess over every single detail of the game
    • have others complain about wasting money on such a frivolous pasttime
    • spend endless hours comparing equipment and bemoaning the lack of funds to acquire upgrades...


    Wait a second...
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  24. Re:No by Cyclopedian · · Score: 5, Funny

    Choose a race. Choose a class. Choose a profession. Choose a guild. Choose a fucking big sword, choose rings, cloaks, engineering trinkets and electrical hats. Choose good HP, low SPI, and soulstones. Choose auction house re-selling. Choose a starter inn. Choose your friends. Choose twill and matching vendor trash weapons. Choose a three-piece armor set in a range of colors. Choose gold farming and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that AH bridge watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing n00b talk, stuffing fucking junk mage food into your mouth. Choose leveling away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable inn, nothing more than an blink to the selfish, fucked up alts you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose WoW... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose WoW. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got noggenfogger?

    -Cyc

  25. Re:Boring by dhakbar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've played MMORPGs since MUDs, worked on some of the bigger MMORPGs in the market today, and I think that WoW is far and away the best MMO released yet. It just has a higher level of polish than anything else in terms of stability and gameplay.

    If you really think other games are better, which ones are you referring to? I've probably played them and I'm curious what you think is better about them.

  26. Joi Ito is an exception, or the start of a trend? by mcguyver · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Joi Ito is a rare breed of Warcraft player. He's a very successful entrepreneur and it's doubtful he has many peers online. Just because he plays Warcraft, does that necessarily mean Warcraft is accepted as a good place to talk shop? I would like to be in the presence of this guy and would play the game (again) for a chance to shoot ideas off him, but more likely than not any chatter on Warcraft is going to be about someone's day doing tech support.

  27. won't replace golf by MrJynxx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ok,

    About 5million ppl worldwide play WoW. I'm sure many more people play golf. I suspect maybe MMORPG's can be used for team building, but not building new business contacts. How are you to know the guy on the other end isn't a 10 year old kid.

    This posting did kinda make me laugh. I personally play WoW with a boss who is two levels above me, so it's definitley helped break the "oo your to high of a manager to talk to" gap. It also provides me with a way to discuss shop outside of the normal bounds, but that doesn't happen very often because we use WoW to escape the BS at work.. :)

    MrJynxx

  28. Time to drag out this old chestnut: by This+Old+Chestnut · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Nothing is more fairly distributed than common sense: no one thinks he needs more of it than he already has"

  29. You bet it will... by Harlow_B_Ashur · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... about the same time Linux rules the desktop.

  30. Re:Heh...maybe by skoaldipper · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's not so hard to believe. Afterall, Illuminati high priests regularly meet with the Council on Foreign Relations members in Everquest 2.

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  31. Imagine.. .. by Arwing · · Score: 2, Funny

    LeRoy, you are fired!!!!! but i didn't do anything.. ..

  32. Deadmines? by bombshelter13 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone in a hiring position at the company should really have enough experience to be doing Molten Core instead.

  33. Re:Agreed by pirula · · Score: 2, Informative

    im a suit. and a lvl 60 undead rogue. it was great when the ops guys found out i was into wow, i got some insta-credibility and im probably the last person in the office they expected to be a gamer.

  34. Non-verbal communication by juancn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I kind of agree with you in that aspect, but what I think is mor important is that in business talks (and all other high-stakes talks) non-verbal forms of communication play a huge role.

    Tone of voice, posture, the way the eyes move and all sort of tiny little details about the way a person talks, that you unconsciously recognize are missing in WoW (and in most types of electronic communication).

    It's already difficult to assess the state of mind of other people in meat-space, in an on-line game where your 'perceptions' are diminished or can be fooled by other means, it might as well become impossible.

  35. different servers? by h3llfish · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've discovered that various people I run into during the course of my day play WoW, but it's impossible for me to "hang out" with them in a virtual way because they are on different servers. Even if I start a new character on my friend's server, I can't run with him, because I'll be a rank noob while he's got 3 epics already.

    So the analogy isn't perfect, as many other replies have already said. BUT, I could easily see groups of people who work at the same company gaming together on a regular basis. And if one of those folks happened to be your boss, that would be a major advantage you would have over your non-gamer coworkers. So everyone who is spitting up on themselves about how imperfect this analogy is should probably chill out, and go find out what server their boss is on.

  36. Re:Agreed by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 4, Funny

    Funny, I assumed you were going to tell me you have a level 60 undead rogue on a PVP server the instant you said you were a "suit".

  37. To Respond and Extend: by TheGrapeApe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No: WoW (or any other MMOG) will not be replacing all other forms of socialization. I don't think anyone claimed that. And, realistically, it will not be "completely replacing" golf, which some 25 million people play in America alone (although, I wouldn't mind if it did; I hate golf with a burning passion). It does, however, offer an interesting place where people can have discussions and work together on solving what is, essentially, a dynamic "sliding-scale" puzzle. And look at the numbers: 5,000,000 people play WoW. Do you really think that the preconception of gamers as "social trolls" and "kiddi3s" really applies to _all_ 5 million of those people? ... Well after having the general chat channel turned on for five minutes, I can see how you might reasonably draw that conclusion... but still.

    My reason for playing the game is not that I don't have anything else to do, or that I don't have any friends. In fact, my best friend _is_ the reason I play the game. He had to move overseas for a job. Neither of us are really "gamers" (or maybe we are now?...in any case, we won't be wearing "i roll 20s" tshirts any time soon) and we are contantly dismayed by the seemingly endless supply of douchebag "kidd13s" that seem to populate every guild we try to join, but it's been really cool to have this "puzzle" thing that we can do together, even though he's on another continent.

    That's all I'm saying: I think MMOGs offer a unique new (at least new to me, anyway) forum for people- even if it's just to a subset of people that are predisposed to enjoying that sort of thing.

  38. Re:Unrealistic representation of a game by cgori · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you are in a high-end raiding guild, you can find out a -lot- about someones leadership ability, I assure you.

    How they handle adversity, boredom, burnout, etc. is very critical to the success of the guild, especially when you get to BWL-type raiding (or even putting MC on farm status).

    We (as one of these guilds) have seen all these problems and more. Running a high-end raiding guild means coordinating 40-80 people's schedules (for MC/BWL/ZG/WorldBoss/etc), getting them to show up dependably and on-time, having a reasonable system for rewarding the members, convincing them to continue to work at an encounter after 6 hours and countless wipes, and managing what most "real" businesses call a supply chain. Except ours consists of Greater Fire Protection Pots, Flasks of Titans, and Dark Iron Ore.

    Personally I can tell the difference between people who could be directors or managers that you would want to work for in an IT/Engineering context and those that would have people quitting in droves. Wouldn't that be a useful thing to know in your Engineering organization?