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Olympic Medalist was Spyware King

Remy writes "Seems that Australian gold medal mogulist Dale Begg-Smith is also a spyware entrepreneur. According to a report at Spam Kings, Begg-Smith has supported himself in style as president of a company responsible for generating 20,000,000 pop-ups per day, thanks to drive-by installs of spyware. I know the concept of Olympians being amateurs is outdated, but shouldn't they be barred from competition for this sort of thing?"

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  1. Then again by Janitha · · Score: 4, Funny

    Only if they had Spamming as one of the events in the Olympics.

  2. In true Aussie style: by wiresquire · · Score: 4, Funny

    As an Australian, let me be the first to disown him.

    Fuck you canada! You can have him back - and take this trashy medal with you on your way out.

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    1. Re:In true Aussie style: by Zarquil · · Score: 4, Funny

      As a Canadian, let me the first to turn you down.

      Fuck you Aussies! You claimed him in the first place - you keep him! We're going to keep the steroid users from Jamaica.

        - Zarq.

  3. Yeah by zardo · · Score: 4, Funny

    They could throw it into it's own category, like doping. "He was disqualified for spamming".

    1. Re:Yeah by TekPolitik · · Score: 4, Funny
      They could throw it into it's own category, like doping. "He was disqualified for spamming".

      Or they could do an interesting drug test - "We heard you are a spammer and need to find out if you have been using drugs. Drop your pants and stand next to this ruler."

  4. They should've made him ski while his CPU... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    is stuck at 99% usage. Maybe he'll freeze mid-jump and crash like the rest of the poor bastards he's helped infect.

    1. Re:They should've made him ski while his CPU... by OmnipotentEntity · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nah, he just skiied for 2000m and then got eaten by a yeti.

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  5. Re:Well... by AuMatar · · Score: 4, Funny

    No! THis would be a great sport in a biathlon.

    Sport 1: Competitive spamming

    Sport 2: Shooting. But we give the recievers the guns

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  6. 20,000,000? by AeroIllini · · Score: 4, Funny

    Twenty million popups a day?

    That's it?

    Pfft. That's like 100,000 infected machines, tops.

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  7. Please don't tell me by serginho · · Score: 5, Funny

    it showed up in his urine sample. Man, these guys are getting really insidious.

  8. Foster's. Australian for beer. by TheOtherAgentM · · Score: 4, Funny

    Spyware...Australian for advertising.

  9. *WAS* is the important word right by StArSkY · · Score: 4, Funny

    .. he gave up his spyware business to focus on the olympics...

    Well at least the olympics are good for reducing spam right ?

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  10. his real sponsors.... by Lord_of_the_nerf · · Score: 5, Funny
    check out his competition jacket...

    I bet it has 'sponsored by C1Alis! and Vi4gra! By online too satsfy you're lady"

  11. Modified medal by MrNougat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone should modify his Olympic medal so that it's got a flap on the front that "pops up" at random intervals and smacks him in the face, blocking his view.

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    Web 2.0 == Giant Blogspam Circle Jerk
  12. Re:I wonder..... by iamlucky13 · · Score: 4, Funny

    At a slight disadvantage being the oldest biathalete on record, vice president Cheney nonetheless earned plenty of points for his target skills. "I tracked the target across my vision," he said. "When I pulled the trigger however, there was a spammer in my line of fire. I take full responsibility for what I did."

    The spammer was taken to a hospital with .22 wounds to the face and neck, where his condition was upgraded from "stable" to "beaten to death with computer mice."

  13. Imposter by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 4, Funny

    A real Canadian would apologise.

  14. Take away his medal and... by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 5, Funny

    Take away his medal and give him an X-10 camera instead.

  15. Re:Well... by eshefer · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd be content to send the man to a quale hunting expedition with the US V.P.

  16. Re:Well... by Nephilium · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nah... survival rate is too high for that... have Senator Kennedy give him a ride home from a party...

    Nephilium
    **Sniff sniff... is that burning karma I smell?**