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NASA Names New Spacecraft 'Altair'

simonbp writes "NASA's new spacecraft, designed to travel to the Moon and International Space Station, has been christened 'Altair' - 'named after a variable double star in the constellation Aquila.' The crew launch vehicle will be called 'Ares I'; the larger cargo vehicle, 'Ares V'; and the lunar landers will be named after Artemis, the Greek goddess of the Moon and twin sister of Apollo."

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  1. Lies! by B3ryllium · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's really named after that planet from that Stargate episode.

    1. Re:Lies! by poeidon1 · · Score: 1

      No, its named after the Altair BASIC Computer by Bill gates

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    2. Re:Lies! by coolgeek · · Score: 1

      It was the Altair 8800 or the Altair MITS, and was not by "Bill Gates". Bill wrote a BASIC Interpreter that ran on the Altair. Get yer history straight whippersnapper.

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  2. atremis is diana , not a moon-good by kritias · · Score: 1

    I am afraid that you made a BIG mistake. I am a greek , and I can tell you for sure that artemis is the goddess of hunt. Artemis is the Latin god Diana. The goddess of moon in greek is Selini.

    1. Re:atremis is diana , not a moon-good by mrL1nX · · Score: 1

      "Greek god of marriage, chastity, hunting, and moonlight. Twin sister of Apollo, daughter of Zeus and Leto." Try define:Artemis [google.com] and see

    2. Re:atremis is diana , not a moon-good by the+unbeliever · · Score: 2, Informative

      She was the virgin moon goddess of the hunt, wild animals, healing, wilderness, chastity, and childbirth. She was worshipped as a fertility/childbirth goddess in many places since, according to some myths, she assisted her mother in the delivery of her twin.

      All this from Wikipedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis

    3. Re:atremis is diana , not a moon-good by nutshell42 · · Score: 1
      Artemis:

      She was the virgin moon goddess of the hunt, wild animals, healing, wilderness, chastity, and childbirth.

      Like saints in later times Greek gods had lots and lots of different fields of activity/meanings tacked on based on supposed deeds and myths.

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    4. Re:atremis is diana , not a moon-good by ale3ns · · Score: 1

      I'm Greek also. While Artemis is more well known as being goddess of hunt and Selene as goddess of the moon, I tend to agree with this comment.

    5. Re:atremis is diana , not a moon-good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being 'a greek' does not mean you get some racial memory.

    6. Re:atremis is diana , not a moon-good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right. But given that the moon in Greek is actually called Selene after the goddess of the moon, it's easier to relate with Greek Mythology (just as the planet Venus is called Aphrodite, Mars -> Ares, etc). Same thing for medical terms. They are basically greek words, so without being a doctor you can have an idea of what they are talking about. (ex: Pneumonia, from pneumones=lungs, ia=common ending for an infection of some sort). The same way english speakers relate easily to anything IT ;). That being said, it never suprises me when tourists over here actually know mythology better than most Greeks...

    7. Re:atremis is diana , not a moon-good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Being 'a greek' does not mean you get some racial memory.
      But it sure means beeing (repeatedly) fed by each and every piece of national trivia along the course of one's education, as I am sure You Yourself were, regardless the nationality or ethnicity.
    8. Re:atremis is diana , not a moon-good by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      Artemis was associated with the moon because her twin brother was associated with the sun.

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    9. Re:atremis is diana , not a moon-good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Artemis sounds like a male name to me - remember Artemis Gordon from the wild wild west (the original with Robert Conrad preferably)

    10. Re:atremis is diana , not a moon-good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who played Final Fantasy 2 and got the Artemis bow and arrows already knows this.

    11. Re:atremis is diana , not a moon-good by ROBOKATZ · · Score: 1

      Yes but he does get a free tech every age.

    12. Re:atremis is diana , not a moon-good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My understanding was that Atemis was the Olympian while Selene was a Titan.
      Apollo and Artemis took over from Phoebus & Selene even tho I believe they supported the olympians against Kronus.
      The Roman identification of Diana with Artemis was problematic at best.

  3. hope for 1st post by Muhammar · · Score: 1

    My highschool buddy owns a sci-fi publishing house "Altair" and computer game company "Altair Interactive". Looks like - he will be able to make some money out of it, finally. (Lawyers are good people, down deep.)

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    1. Re:hope for 1st post by tverbeek · · Score: 2, Informative

      Trademark exclusivity only applies within a registered category of commerce, and space probes don't compete with publishing houses or game developers. If your buddy's lawyer really is a good person, he'll explain that before turning on the meter for billable hours.

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    2. Re:hope for 1st post by Bob3141592 · · Score: 1

      (Lawyers are good people, down deep.)

      How deep do you have to go, and what kind of power tool do you use to get there? (Sorry, couldn't resist)

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    3. Re:hope for 1st post by halltk1983 · · Score: 1

      At least halfway up the leg, starting from the foot... and you use a belt-sander ;-).

      Disclaimer: IANAL

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    4. Re:hope for 1st post by tverbeek · · Score: 1
      (Lawyers are good people, down deep.)

      How deep do you have to go

      Six feet. Underground or underwater... doesn't matter which.

      (IANAL, but my father, brother-in-law, and cousin are.)

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  4. With the hard part out of the way... by Shihar · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...now we just need to create a moon base from scratch, create an inter planetary spaceship that can haul enough food and water to keep a few astronauts alive for a few months, build a ship that will keep the crew alive if a solar storm hits them on the way, get the ship to stop, drop the astronauts into a hostile gravity well, do some science, get back up out of the hostile gravity well, get back into the ship, turn it around, and survive the voyage home. Oh yeah, one more thing I forgot. They need to fund this, the subcontractors, the workers, and the deal with a cost of a few thousand dollars per kilogram sent up.

    But hey, at least they got the hard part out of the way; figuring out names.

    This post is a perfect example. It took my a hell of a lot less time to spit out a dozen or so challenges they still face then it did to think up a good title. Way to go NASA! You are almost there.

    1. Re:With the hard part out of the way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't give them too much credit. I'm pretty sure their name selection procedures involve beer, an astrolabe, and a round of darts.

    2. Re:With the hard part out of the way... by to6o · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on, at least they follow proper buissness logic. I mean, if you don't know the name, how do you know what to build? The name is the first and most important part of the project... And everyone knows that there are plenty of free names in the areas of bodily diseases, intestines and greek mythology. So, thumbs up NASA.

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    3. Re:With the hard part out of the way... by uradu · · Score: 1

      I still think Patsy would have been a much cuddlier name.

    4. Re:With the hard part out of the way... by Rei · · Score: 1

      My father once was at a meeting where the company he worked for (which was going to be starting a new joint venture with Saudi Aramco) mentioned to the Saudis the leading name that they had been working with. Upon hearing the name, the Saudis got a somewhat shocked look on their faces, and explained that, no, that will not be the name of the company. Later, they elaborated; apparently the proposed company name meant "pimp" in Arabic.

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  5. Gives it away what this is about by Flying+pig · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The crew vehicle is named after the god of war. I always suspected that, deep down, the only interest of the current administration in space is as a way of increasing US military dominance.

    That, or NASA is illiterate in the classics. Which I doubt.

    But why a variable star? Is that because they expect the program to expand and contract according to the budget, stories on slow news days etc.?

    The whole thing about the inflation of names relating to space is more than a little childish. Calling people who barely got out of the Earth's atmosphere "Astronauts" and "Cosmonauts" is a bit like calling a dinghy sailor "Admiral".

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    1. Re:Gives it away what this is about by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      The crew vehicle is named after the god of war.

      So, we may hope, is its eventual destination.

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    2. Re:Gives it away what this is about by lorelorn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Given that Ares, the Greek war god, became the Roman god Mars, I figured the name was an indication of where they would really like to be sending people.

    3. Re:Gives it away what this is about by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
      The crew vehicle is named after the god of war. I always suspected that, deep down, the only interest of the current administration in space is as a way of increasing US military dominance.

      Its called sucking up. It pays the bills.

      The cold war paid for apollo, and national space programs will need to have some nationalistic basis. Until Branson gets his act together.

    4. Re:Gives it away what this is about by Bazzalisk · · Score: 1
      Weeeell.

      Mars and Ares were assosciated by the Romans, but they aren't actualy very similar. Mars was an etruscan god of farming who became a soldier's god since the very earliest Roman legions were citizens levies raised from amongst the farmers (Equites, those who could afford to keep a horse, were the commanders). As a war god Mars was always a god of honour, tactics, strategy and the other elements that characterise roman warfare - Ares by comparison was a thug who ran around killing people :)

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    5. Re:Gives it away what this is about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as we're overanalyzing the names, maybe it's "Ares" rather than "Mars" to represent an atmosphere of intellectual curiosity rather than conquest... but then Ares was the patron of Sparta, so maybe that means the spacecraft will be sparsely furnished, etc...

      Like the last part, though -- astronauts should have to level up to get better titles! "Spaceman" first.

    6. Re:Gives it away what this is about by DesScorp · · Score: 1
      The crew vehicle is named after the god of war. I always suspected that, deep down, the only interest of the current administration in space is as a way of increasing US military dominance.


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    7. Re:Gives it away what this is about by zardo · · Score: 1
      The god of war? How bout the star? The stars may have been named after lots of things, but spacecraft are typically named after things related to space exploration. Altair is only about 15 light years from earth.

      On top of that, these "gods" you speak of are rarely exclusive to one practice. Athena is the greek goddess of war, wisdom and art, and is just about the only greek god I can remember. Athens was a very successful community. Damn those athenians! They worshipped WAR!

      This is just silly.

    8. Re:Gives it away what this is about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shhhhhhhhhhh!

      That doesn't demonize Bush, so clearly it's wrong! How DARE you come up with an alternate hypothesis which doesn't suggest that!

    9. Re:Gives it away what this is about by sasha328 · · Score: 1

      Calling people who barely got out of the Earth's atmosphere "Astronauts" and "Cosmonauts" is a bit like calling a dinghy sailor "Admiral".

      Actually, Astronaut means "star sailor" and Cosmonaut means "planet sailor" (these are not exact translations, but they were the intended meanings. I think the Russians got their naming more accurate than the Americans. It's a long way to the stars, the planets we achieved a few decades ago.

  6. sounds old school by axonis · · Score: 1

    wasnt that a geek toy kit ... sound ?

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  7. 8800 by professorfalcon · · Score: 1

    Does it run BASIC?

  8. Sounds like something familiar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah! Just like the MITS Altair 8800!

  9. Bad naming scheme guys... by Firewheels · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Artemis is also a small lunar impact crater located in the Mare Imbrium region of the moon.

    NEVER ever name a spacecraft after something resulting after a crash...

  10. We are so far behind by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

    NASA's new spacecraft, designed to travel to the Moon and International Space Station, has been christened 'Altair'

    Well, this article just confirms it for me. The United States is lagging in science and technology!

    1. Re:We are so far behind by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Considering we had the technology to do this since 1969, I don't see this as a major technological achievement. In fact, I would say this is actually a step back from the ever hoped-for quick-turn-around, low cost launch vehicles.

      Want to show strength in science and technology, actually make a cheap, reusable, quick-turn-around launch vehicle. Choose a vehicle that has an actual working model, not one that requires new rocket engine technology be developed. Show some intelligence and innovation and quick taking the brute force approach.

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    2. Re:We are so far behind by gonzoxl5 · · Score: 1

      So NASAs new bike is named after the bird in Forbidden Planet - did I miss an unrated release of that movie ?

    3. Re:We are so far behind by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      Show some intelligence and innovation

      Uh, you do realize this is NASA we're talking about, right?

      After all, they haven't innovated in over 30 years, so (and get the beauty of this logic)--THEY MUST BE DUE!

      -Eric

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    4. Re:We are so far behind by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      It was a joke about the name of the spacecraft.

    5. Re:We are so far behind by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Well, that will teach me to post before breakfast. I even misread your post.

      D'oh

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  11. Yes! by greg1104 · · Score: 1

    I knew the time was approaching where I could finally get some money when I sell the Altair computer in my parent's basement. Ebay, here I come!

  12. They should have named it JESUS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As in, JESUS, the parent poster is an idiot!

    1. Re:They should have named it JESUS by bshensky · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up! With a name like that, the current administration could easily get constituent support for the program!

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  13. how about engineering specification? by helioquake · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Who gives a flying fark about the name?

    How about the specification of the vehicle, instead?

    1. Re:how about engineering specification? by baadger · · Score: 1

      Who gives a flying fark about the name?

      Vista users.

    2. Re:how about engineering specification? by Keebler71 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Conceptual development of the spacecraft ia actually a lot farther along than most people realize.

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  14. Twin sister of Apollo... by 6th+time+lucky · · Score: 1

    Just confirms it.. they arnt going to do anything new are they? Despite what they say.
    A few flags up, a few rocks down some media air time and lost interest...

    I dont want to be a synic on this, but their (NASA/US) track record on almost everything follows this. Except maybe for oil, oil keeps them interested for a while... mmm oil...

    1. Re:Twin sister of Apollo... by NCraig · · Score: 1
      Just confirms it.. they arnt going to do anything new are they? Despite what they say. A few flags up, a few rocks down some media air time and lost interest... I dont want to be a synic on this, but their (NASA/US) track record on almost everything follows this.
      Yes, God forbid they follow in the footsteps of the ONLY SUCCESSFUL MANNED MISSIONS TO THE MOON.

      Your drivel seeks to undercut one of the most important achievements of mankind. In your urgency to defame, you ignore the massive, worldwide scientific contributions that made the Apollo missions possible. Our ability to launch novel, worthwhile, and exciting programs is a function of the global view of spaceflight. During the 1960s, the world was watching and waiting with baited breath. The American government was eager to provide funds and NASA was almost unstoppable.

      It's the pessimists who destroy that spirit. It's the detractors who cast doubt, giving good reason to cut exploratory funding. It's the misanthropists who cast a pall over NASA.

      But since you're so on top of things, what exactly would your ideal moon mission be?

      P.S.: It's spelled "cynic".
    2. Re:Twin sister of Apollo... by lgw · · Score: 1

      P.S.: It's spelled "bated".

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    3. Re:Twin sister of Apollo... by 6th+time+lucky · · Score: 1

      ok i cant spell...

      but seriously, you misunderstand what i am saying...

      It could have been one of the most important achievements of mankind but since we stopped doing it, we are finding it real hard to do it again. It was sucessfull in putting a man on the moon... so what? yeah its a dream to do it, but if you arnt going to do anything more than that it is a real waste. The Apollo program may been the catalyst for other benefits, but none that i know of that actually *required* going to the moon.

      Its the pessimists, detractors, misanthropists, and the flag planters who need to be kept the hell away this time so something good and long term (as in the rest of humanity...) comes out of it.

      Going back to the moon just so we can say "we still got it" or to Mars because the moon is passe, is just wrong. We dont want a "twin sister" of Apollo, we want a distant more evolved relative that sticks around for more than just a few years.

      what exactly (is my) ideal moon mission?: We still arnt even sure what exactly is up there, so that would be top of the list, find out what we can get out of being there.

  15. Two sets of gods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, there are at least two sets of gods involved. The original sun god was Helios, who was supplanted by Appolo - who had his start north of Greece - as a mouse god, IIRC. Artemis/Diana is also an import, but from the Middle East instead. Selene is I believe the older and contemporary of Helios. None of them are likely to be the real original moon and sun deities of the Greeks though. Throughout the Indoeuropean speaking lands north of the Alps and west to Ireland and Iberia, the sun was represented by a goddess and the moon by a god. This preserved in both Irish and Norse myth, with other traces caught by Roman historians. The opposite convention was apparently adopted by the Greeks and Latins from indigenous people as they moved in.

  16. Name of spacecraft? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

    The title bar of my web browser says:

    NASA Names New Spacecraft - Mozilla Firefox

    1. Re:Name of spacecraft? by m50d · · Score: 1

      Konqueror here. I think that would be a little better.

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    2. Re:Name of spacecraft? by mikael_j · · Score: 1
      Yes, because we soooo need KDE to be the first desktop environment in space.. (please note, this was sarcasm)

      /Mikael

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    3. Re:Name of spacecraft? by rcamera · · Score: 1

      but mine says:

      NASA Names New Spacecraft - Microsoft Internet Explorer

      does this mean it is intended to crash and burn?

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    4. Re:Name of spacecraft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NASA Names New Spacecraft - Deer Park ......

  17. No! by gaijin99 · · Score: 1

    Its named after that star system they were visiting in Star Trek.

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    1. Re:No! by Hegh · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think it's named for the home planet of the Alkaris from Master of Orion.

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    2. Re:No! by qeveren · · Score: 1

      No, it's really named after a Choose Your Own Adventure Book.

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    3. Re:No! by LeeBarnes · · Score: 1

      No, actually, it's named after the star that was in Forbidden Planet.

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  18. The Forbidden Planet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The planet where the action took place was Altair IV -- the one where your worst nightmares come true and your species suffers complete annihilation.

    Good choice.

  19. Natural Radio by axonis · · Score: 1
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  20. Real provenance by mattr · · Score: 1
    According to this, The Ares V is actually a rescue mission (not a great choice of names eh but that's Mars for you) NASA sends in 2030, two years early. They decided to get a jump on history instead this time around. There is no Ares I, that's Viking maybe. They mean Ares IV which fits the published Trek timeline. Artemis is the project to get private individuals to the Moon, and a magazine , also from here "Artemis (Diana) was Goddess of the Moon. She was daughter the son of Zeus and Leto, and twin sister to Apollo. He symbols include the bow and qrrow, hunting dogs, deer, and geese." Which means they will have a very cool mission logo. And she's a virgin. The Ares missions will also have cool logos and they will look good next to the logo with the virgin Artemis on it.

    Altair obviously is not named after some star in Aquila. It is named after the MITS Altair 8800 which was an instant, overwhelming success and its bus became the de facto standard.. and the 8800 was in turn named after a star in Star Trek and not in Aquila. See the emulator. Though these guys think the 8800 was named after the movie Forbidden Planet, but it could also have been Altair sf magazine, which probably was named after a star in Aquila. Of course Altair also means "the flyer" in Arabic which is better than considering it an ill-starred lover. Though any of the above would provide for great mission logos too. Anyway it is difficult to work out who named what since the 8800 was named after the star Altair that the Starship Enterprise was heading for, but the Space Shuttle Enterprise was obviously named after the Star Trek Starship, or maybe after a balloon, or a seafaring ship, and probably not Branson's suborbital.

  21. Every Shadowrun geek... by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

    ...will see this as the preparation for NASA's buyout by Ares Macrotechnologies. The megacorp that is your friend and your country's friend.

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  22. Kumtrya! by Taint+Bearer · · Score: 1

    Please tell me there not bringing Harlan, I cant stand that guy!

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  23. Ship Christening by neuromancer2701 · · Score: 1

    Will seafaring ships don't they chrisen it when it is in the water? with that whole smashing the bottle of wine thing. I would think they should work on "building it". I love the fact thay they are designing it but how many NASA projects get built after the design let alone put into use.

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  24. Computers on space craft by MobyDisk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Also, due to recent budget constraints, the craft will be controlled by an Altair.

    1. Re:Computers on space craft by leetdan · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, we now know we have the PERFECT spacecraft to take us to the planet Mips.

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  25. How did they miss this? by phlegmofdiscontent · · Score: 1
    1. Re:How did they miss this? by CXI · · Score: 1

      I believe the article source is not directly affiliated with NASA and simply got it wrong.

    2. Re:How did they miss this? by barawn · · Score: 1

      Altair is NOT double.

      A double star is not a binary star.

      Altair has quite a few companions visible at higher magnification.

      Yah, it's a screw up (no one really cares if it's got an optical counterpart), but someone likely confused "double" and "binary", which isn't surprising.

    3. Re:How did they miss this? by phlegmofdiscontent · · Score: 1

      I would argue that having multiple faint optical companions would disqualify it from being a "double", since most stars will have faint stars in the background. Double implies 2 nearly equally bright stars in close proximity.

    4. Re:How did they miss this? by barawn · · Score: 1

      Double implies 2 nearly equally bright stars in close proximity.

      Eh. It depends. Really, optical doubles are pointless from an astrophysics point of view, so it's just amateur astronomers who are interested in them basically as a test of the fidelity of the telescope.

      There's no real definition for optical double. Note the "33 Doubles" page linked. Many of those doubles aren't equally bright at all. It's just that if you look at them with one size telescope, it looks like one star. With a bigger telescope, you can resolve the dim companions.

  26. Greek deities? by jswalter9 · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't they use names from cultures that will make the majority of the parts? How about Lakshmi, Saraswati, and Hanuman? Or Mao, Zhao, and Jiang. :)

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  27. And, let me guess... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

    Let me guess. It's serial number will be "8080"...

  28. Kneel before Zod!! by latent_biologist · · Score: 1

    Does somebody @ NASA have a sense of humor? I heard 'Artemis' & the first thing I thought of was Superman II.
    Far & Away, Terrence Stamp's Finest Performance!

    Here are a couple of references -
    http://collectspace.com/ubb/Forum35/HTML/000234.ht ml
    http://www.funtrivia.com/en/Movies/Superman-II-104 17.html
    (I had to check myself to make sure I wasn't crazy) You'll have to scroll down a bit in each link.

  29. The real source of the name by guanxi · · Score: 1

    It's going to run Vista

  30. Aren't the specifications already fixed? by roystgnr · · Score: 1

    Altair is supposed to be big enough so nobody will suggest launching it on a commercial rocket (those were Not Invented Here, you know!), and it's supposed to use hydrogen engines instead of methane so long-term propellant storage in space and propellant manufacture on Mars will be out of the question.

    I liked the name "Apollo on Steroids", personally. It reflected the fact that NASA is just doing the same thing again a little bigger, and that they're losing their balls.

  31. 2001 Reference, too. by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 1

    We get a bonus reference to 2001: A Space Odessey as well.

    The Ares 1B was the egg-like shuttle that Heywood Floyd took from the Space Station to the Moon.

    Aso, the Ares vehicles are called Ares I and Ares V, presumably after the naming conventions of Saturn I and V. However, the Saturn I was actually called Saturn 1B, so there's the logical linkage to the Ares 1B.

    From that, we can clearly see that Werner Von Braun is related to Kevin Bacon!

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  32. Get to the really important stuff... by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

    >Who gives a flying fark about the name?

    Right. Tell us the important stuff. Does it have chrome exhausts? Holographic paint? Threatening protuberances? In other words, is it cool?

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  33. They should have named it "Pipe Dream" by elrous0 · · Score: 1
    But only because "Gigantic Giveaway to Contractors" would be too long.

    -Eric

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    1. Re:They should have named it "Pipe Dream" by joeljkp · · Score: 1

      I realize this post was (probably) a joke, but still, people say this kind of crap all the time.

      What do you want them to do, come up with some project that requires no manpower and resources whatsoever?

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    2. Re:They should have named it "Pipe Dream" by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      No, I want them to abolish NASA and stop wasting my tax dollars on the pathetic old dreams of a bunch of aging baby-boomers and Star Trek fans.

      -Eric

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    3. Re:They should have named it "Pipe Dream" by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      What do you want them to do, come up with some project that requires no manpower and resources whatsoever?

      I'd like a project which uses competitive fixed-cost contracts with money being given for meeting specific milestones, rather than the typical cost-plus boondoggle contracts which reward inefficiency and delays.

    4. Re:They should have named it "Pipe Dream" by Shihar · · Score: 1

      Contracting for the government the government is like bartering with retarded children whose parents keep giving them hundred dollar bills.

      I have been on the "milking the government for all its worth" end. From what I have seen, I wish that the government would how to operate more like a business, at least when it comes to contracting out work. I am not saying that businesses don't try and screw each other, but when they do someone tends to get pissed off and start looking for skulls to break, that or that business goes out of business. With the government though, they don't give two shits what is you do so long as you keep updating your progress report to make it LOOK like you are doing something. I find that they utterly real results and goals.

      Most of the time I think it is simply apathy on the part of the government workers. Granted this is just an outsider's perspective, but it seems like there is no one that gives a shit anywhere in the chain of command. If I were to start handing out money to a contractor who wasn't doing anything, my boss would come down on my head, his boss would come down on his head... so on and so forth. In a well operation corporation, someone cares if you are blowing company resources. Certainly I have worked with companies where the level of caring is not up to standards, but even the worst companies seem to care more then government agencies.

      How do you make government agencies operate more like businesses where somewhere along the line someone gives a shit? I have no clue. What I do know is that government agencies pay out the ass for all contracting work and no one inside of those agencies seems to give a damn.

    5. Re:They should have named it "Pipe Dream" by joeljkp · · Score: 1

      Well in the business world, you'd have at least someone at the top that does give a damn, and he would fire any subordinates that don't give a damn.

      I guess this model is upended with all the employee security in government. It's really hard to fire someone for not giving a damn.

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  34. Patsy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since HAL sang "Daisy," will Patsy sing "Walking After Midnight?"

    1. Re:Patsy by uradu · · Score: 1

      No, but it will constantly mutter that it's only a model.

  35. Hey, names are important!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, what if they had decided to call it "Pube"?

  36. Name choice a nod to Robert Zubrin? by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

    Some people have been speculating that the choice of name is a nod to Robert Zubrin, whose Mars Direct plan has some parallels with NASA's new mission designs. From the blog of Chair Force Engineer:

    The irony of it is that Ares was also the name of the booster in Robert Zubrin's proposed Mars mission, "Mars Direct." Further, Zubrin's Ares (publically unveiled in 1990) is almost the same as NASA's Ares-5, launched in 2005.

    The differences between the Zubrin and NASA boosters are very subtle. Both are built from the Shuttle fuel tank and boosters, with an upper stage mounted axially on the vehicle.

    The biggest difference is the propulsion arrangement. Zubrin used four stock shuttle engines (SSME's) mounted in a pod where the shuttle orbiter's tail would normally be. Theoretically, Zubrin's propulsion pod could re-enter the atmosphere and be recovered. Ares 5 goes to the more expensive step of designing a "low-cost, expendible SSME." The five engines are mounted axially underneath the hydrogen tank. While this is a more efficient arrangement, it requires more extensive modifications to the shuttle's launch pad.

    There are other differences as well. Zubrin originally proposed using the now-moribund Advanced Solid Rocket Motors, while NASA goes with 5-segment SRB's. NASA stretches the shuttle's tank, while Zubrin uses the same volume of propellants on the first stage tank as the shuttle does. NASA has an 8.4 meter diameter upper stage (to match the first stage,) while Zubrin went to 10 meters for his (matching the Saturn V's diameter.)

    An open question is the definition of "J-2X," the engine that will be used for the second stage of Ares I (The Stick) and Ares 5. While the engine is a modern replacement for the J-2 on the Saturn V's second and third stages, it's a mystery to me whether it will have any commonality with the old J-2 or J-2S. One wonders if the European Vulcain engine, fitted with a nozzle extension to compensate for upper atmospheric & vacuum conditions, would fit that bill. Of course, I smell the odor of "not invented here" creeping up on this idea.

    While many groups of space enthusiasts have been disappointed with Project Constellation, Zubrin's Mars Society should not be one of them. Michael Griffin's NASA has joined Zubrin and his Zubrinistas, worshipping at the Church of Heavy-Lift.

  37. Cryptonomicon on Ares vs. Athena by Savantissimo · · Score: 1
    Excellent point. Ares is not so much the god of war as of soldiers and slaughter. Athena is closest to a war-goddess in the Greek pantheon, but really her demensne is closer to "strategy", as part of her overall realm of "techne" and "metis".

    "Athena" would have been a much better name than "Ares" for the NASA launch vehicle.

    From Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon, scene in jail in the Philippines, this quote starts p. 801 - see full quote starting from p.799, or better yet, buy the book.

    [Randy Waterhouse]"Okay. So the Athena that you honor on your medallion isn't a supernatural being--"

    [Enoch Root] "--who lives on a mountain in Greece, et cetera, but rather whatever entity, pattern, trend, or what-have-you that, when perceived by ancient Greek people, and filtered through their perceptual machinery and their pagan worldview, produced the internal mental representation that they dubbed Athena. The distinction being quite important because Athena-the-supernatural-chick-with- the-helmet is of course nonexistent, but 'Athena' the external-generator-of- the-internal-representation-dubbed-Athena-by-the-a ncient-Greeks must have existed back then, or else the internal representation never would have been generated, and if she existed back then, the chances are excellent that she exists now, and if all that is the case, then whatever ideas the ancient Greeks (who, though utter shitheads in many ways, were terrifyingly intelligent people) had about her are probably still quite valid."

    "Okay, but why Athena and not Demeter or someone?"

    "Well, it's a truism that you can't understand a person without knowing something about her family background, and so we have to do kind of a quick Cliff's Notes number on the ancient Greek Theogony here. We start out with Chaos, which is where all theogonies start, and which I like to think of as a sea of white noise--totally random broadband static. And for reasons that we don't really understand, certain polarities begin to coalesce from this--Day, Night, Darkness, Light, Earth, Sea. Personally, I like to think of these as crystals--not in the hippy-dippy Californian sense, but in the hardass technical sense of resonators, that received certain channels buried in the static of Chaos. ....

    "So anyway, you probably learned in elementary school that Athena wears a helmet, carries a shield called Aegis,* and is the goddess of war and of wisdom, as well as crafts--such as the aforementioned weaving. Kind of an odd combination, to say the least! Especially since Ares was supposed to be the god of war and Hestia the goddess of home economics--why the redundancy? But a lot's been screwed up in translation. See, the kind of wisdom that we associate with old farts like yours truly, and which I'm trying to impart to you here, Randy Waterhouse, was called 'dike' by the Greeks. That's not what Athena was the goddess of! She was the goddess of 'metis', which means cunning or craftiness, and which you'll recall was the name of her mother in one version of the story. Interestingly Metis (the personage, not the attribute) provided young Zeus with the potion that caused Cronus to vomit up all of the baby gods he'd swallowed, setting the stage for the whole Titanomachia. So now the connection to crafts becomes obvious--crafts are just the practical application of metis."

    "I associate the word 'crafts' with making crappy belts and ashtrays in summer camp," Randy says. "I mean, who wants to be the fucking goddess of macrame?"

    "It's all bad translation. The word that we use today, to mean the same thing, is really technology."

    "Okay. Now we're getting somewhere."

    "Instead of calling Athena the goddess of war, wisdom, and macrame, then, we should say war and technology. And here again we have the problem of an overlap with the jurisdiction of Ares, who's supposed to be the god of war. And let's just say that Ares is a complete asshole. His personal aides are Fear and Terro

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  38. No Its really named after! by BigLonn · · Score: 1

    A now DEFUNCT computer that never went anywhere, You know, probably like the space craft!

  39. Or it could be a Mars reference by LordZardoz · · Score: 1

    The 4th planet of this solar system is called Mars. Mars is the roman name of a greek god known as Ares.

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