Desktop Replacements and the 11 Pound Pencil
Marco Ramius writes "Tom's Hardware Guide has an article up entitled 'Unwieldy Laptops or Portable Desktops?' in which the author lugs an Alienware Area-51m desktop replacement to a 32 hour LAN to assess what advantages and disadvantages desktop replacements have over desktops themselves." They also have a related article entitled The Case of the 11 Pound Pencil where an office adopts a desktop replacement solution to unsatisfactory ends. Both interesting looks at appropriate uses for hefty hardware.
This my friends is the source of global warming. A machine that puts out so much heat that you can feel like stripping down as soon as its powered up can melt the polar ice caps. These should be banned in Antarctica and Canada.
Had you RTFA'd, you would know that the "11lb Pencil" is a name that the editor from THG gave a HP laptop (can't remember the part number) that was given to employees to replace forms which were previously filled in with pencil. The new laptops and the associated changes with "going digital" were of little practical use. In the end, the things were no more useful than a pencil for the application they were purchased for, but much bulkier, hence the term 11lb pencil.
I'm not sure if the parent post was just unfunny or ignorant, but it's definitely -1 overrated.
When my old Sony VAIO died, I cried. It had no CD-rom, no floppy, and was so thin and tiny that it went everywhere. It barely had any ports. When I needed to burn a CD or connect a peripheral, the network or USB gave me the option, which I rarely used. Now that Sony is on my hit list, I couldn't find a decent replacement, so I bought a reasonbly tiny Compaq (yes, shudder, but it works great) until someone releases a real "on the go" laptop that works well.
I always get aggravated the the market for desktop replacements is to totally replace everything you'd do on a desktop. For me, I prefer a memory stick over a CD-R. I don't need video outputs, and the need to shove every port into a portable machine doesn't seem cost or space or energy efficient.
How many of you with desktop replacements are really using all the options built into it? Hasn't the Internet mostly reduced the need for all these external connection points? For me, I set up a private WiFi AP at every location I visit, and I never have to worry about anything but battery life (I hate plugging my laptop in even to the AC outlet).
of how NOT to do an IT project. (No talking to end users before implementation, questionable usage of laptop, wrong choice of laptop for use if OK, and no benefit to effencies or data retention.)
The Desktop Repleacement Laptop, is an interesting read: The machine held up in the LAN Party (E.G. Extremely heave use) for the first 2/3 of the party, then started giving some errors that they have seen in desktops as well. The Machine itself appears to be a desktop shoehorned into a LARGE laptop case.
While personally, transportable computers are anathama to me. (I don't want anything over six pounds (3Kg.) If you really want to run fraggers that most of my machines will choke on... more power to you. No, literally - remember to bring an extension cable.
my $.02
"they have had something of a mixed reception among IT professionals."
Since when did any "IT Professional" ever consider purchasing a fucking AlienWare machine? A laptop that has "a little alien head on the back"? Or is someone trying to convince me that gamer kids should now be considered "IT Professionals"?
...George Carlin's theory of stuff. I have a desktop computer at home, and then I go on vacation with my laptop, which I leave in my hotel room. I leave my hotel room with my PDA, which I leave in my car. My PDA stays in the car, and I bring a pencil and notepad to the park where I scribble my deep thoughts.
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." -- Albert Einstein
This happens all over. I've fought with more small businesses about spending a little bit of extra money to test a "solution" now rather than scrapping a "solution" later than I can count. It's absurd, and it's something I'd assume advanced business degree wielding managers would understand. As a result, many places I've worked have had their own versions of 11# pencils... like printing one copy of a several hundred page document for each region to be mailed to a print shop in that region so that photocopies can be made...
Frustrating.
With almost everyone having having highspeed internet. Which seems to counter act the old problems of Lag. I mean it is not like the old days of 1995 where you needed to connect the computers up to a Hub or a Null Modem cable to play these game. Because the average rate of house to house comunication was 14.4k. If you are a gamer just get a mega system with more wires then there are bacteria on your keyboard. Save the laptop for "Professionals" who need to do less System intensive applications and whos poor computer perfomance will not bother other people.
If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
He also mentioned showing them how to flip the page.
I have an old HP 682C. When I first got it for a Windows 95 system, HP's driver had a duplex feature built in. When you selected duplex printing, it would prompt you with a picture showing you exactly how to flip the pages around and insert back into the machine to print on the other side.
Now, on XP, I have to use the MS driver. It doesn't have a duplex feature so I have to do it manually, remembering that when printing even pages only that I have to set the "print in reverse order" check box. Sometimes I forget and waste a tree. And for some wacky reason, I just can't get MS Word to do this correctly. It's like it ignores the check boxes or something - Arrg!
My point is: doesn't HP's drivers come with this "manual" duplex feature anymore? That way, these folks on really tight budgets can get a much cheaper machine and still print "duplex" without having to remember or read notes on exactly how to position the paper. Yeah I know, it does seem like an incredibly stupid thing to deal with. But when you have a lot of shit going on, it's really easy to screw it up.
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Having that said, I'd like to say that I agree with this article. I think a lot of laptop use does not offer any benefits. I also think a lot of laptops are overkills.
Examples:
Now before anyone goes jumping down my throat, I'm only saying that most people don't seem to understand that buying the biggest, most expensive laptop isn't always the right choice. I don't expect a lot of those people to be reading this article right now, and I do think that laptops can be used effictively and efficiently by people who know what they are doing. I just think that 90% of the time, this is not the case.
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The nice thing is, the 2.8 GHz processor and constantly running fans literally warm up the entire room where I happen to be working and provide a pleasant, white-noise droning all the time. My hands stay nice and toasty because there are built-in handwarming areas. Plus I can keep my coffee reasonably warm by resting it on top of the power brick.
All in all, no complaints from me.
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In the final third of the LAN, however, we began to notice increased instability that was not allayed by restarts. All the games we played would switch to the desktop, though strangely not crash entirely, at random intervals. This was an annoyance, needless to say, and damn well fatal during one or two of our more infamous matches.
We can only put the instability down to sheer wear and tear.
Wait a second. This machine got a positive review. I'm sorry, but I don't see how instability after 24 hours of usage on a brand new machine can in any way be considered tolerable unless usage involves throwing large blunt objects at the thing. What am I missing here? I can think of a lot of processor intensive tasks that take longer than 24 hours to complete, and I *really* do not want to see any instability while they are in the middle of running. Are my expectations out of line here?
The gaming fun and festivities began with a round of Counter-Strike Source, went through various strategy games, and was interspaced with bouts of Unreal Tournament 2004 and various single-player games along the way. The machine was in motion for 32 hours straight.
Was this done by one person or a group? From the article you would think that the guy sat there playing games for 32 hours straight.
If it was just one person, this marathon gaming feat should be immediately entered into The Guinness Book of World Records.
There are currently no entries for marathon LAN gaming.
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It's great to see that a laptop with 2 cd drives, 4 usb ports, etc etc still does not have a full-fledged 6-pin firewire port.
The high-speed connection at home can never replace the feeling of being in a hall with 150+ other nerds.
Also, a LAN tends toward rock-solid near-zero latency. I know that many FPS gamers appreciate this.
With the large adoption rate of LCD monitors for desktops and the use of USB/Firewire on both laptops and desktops, the difference between the two is getting smaller and smaller from a usage and space standpoint (and even from a price standpoint). I've even seen some of the low end Compaq desktops using a keyboard that is basically an external laptop keyboard, shallow buttons and all. I haven't used a desktop for regular daily work in about two years. Even though I used to loathe laptops, I don't really miss using a desktop as much as I thought I would. In fact, last year I bought my first laptop for home use. I use it to play games and browse while my old desktop is connected to the TV as a media player and my older desktop sits in the basement largely unused (might make it a MAME/emu gaming machine or a file/print server). I don't think the desktop will ever die out but with laptops being about as cheap as desktops nowadays I can certainly see laptops becoming (if they're not already, I have no idea) the primary computer that families buy for their home, especially if they have a wireless Internet setup.
That's no record.. I've personally done 48 hours.
:)
The human body can take a lot of punishment.
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I don't want to sound like an Apple troll, but I would like to point out that I have been using my powerbook for well over 2 years now, and while it doesn't have the horse power of a "desktop replacement", it has been my only computer, has seen many 48 and 72 hour tasks and is as stable today as the day I bought it.
From TFA:
Wow, how'd they pack all those drives in there?
from TFA: some other industrious fellow was keeping the unit warm for me.
So the machine was used continously by different people
Common sense is not so common
There are currently no entries for marathon LAN gaming.
If there was, it wouldn't go to someone playing 32 hours straight. It would go to that Korean man who died after playing for 50 hours. [BBC News]
I know that this is a shocker but many people only have one computer. For those a desktop replacement laptop can be a good option. I know that many of us have at least a whole room dedicated to their computers but we are the minority.
For some home users the fact that they can just put it into a desk drawer when they are "I know this part will shock you all" not using it is a big plus.
What is even more strange is some people don't think that computers are an attractive part of their home decor and want them out of site when not in use.
That ideal set up is a small light notebook for portable use and a desktop for heavy use but for many they have to find a one computer solution.
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In my environment I hear a lot of people buying laptops mainly because you can fold them away and saving space. Some people want to buy laptops and do all kinds of demanding things on their battery, which is simply unrealistic. If you buy a multimedia machine with a lot of "bells and whistles" then you should expect very short battery times, bye bye dream. If you consider games to be not fast enough yet, allthough your desktop has a serious expensive 3D card, laptops will never be as good.
If laptops are not good workstations / gaming stations or burning batteries, they still have aesthetics and can be easily put out of sight. Which most of not-geeks would prefer. Office work can be done to perfection with a seriously effcient equiped laptop (centrino for example), presentations and 5 hours battery life.
A nonconformistic gamer doesn't buy a laptop, it's a nice ac-adapter-driven media-center, and a nonconformistic company owner/ salespeople probably want one. For aesthetics there is so much room for improvement, Apple has some answers. However I would like to see a good looking efficient laptop or a good looking nonbox like desktop computer, great at games and playing media (broadcasting over the net) And in the mean time,unless youre in the office stuff, why even pay so much for so little portabillity and power?
I think a better compromise is an SFF using eSATA drives. I have an iDEQ 200N ( AMD Althon XP) and iDEQ 330P ( AMD64 x2 ), and I can use eSATA to 'share' the i386 operating system. I can even carry it with me, and use it whereever. This is an option for Linux, but it's not possible with some OS like Windows that don't like you to swap motherboards, etc.
I run an internal AMD64 build of ubuntu on the 330P, and load the i386 as a chroot. I also have a windows and OS X development enviroments under the Linux i386 image. It's a portable solution for my development needs, and my eSATA case can also do USB 2.0 for lower end machines without eSATA.
I know ppl on DSL and Cable, and lag is occuring spuriously and even disconnects
as the internet traffic is continuing to rise , but the backbone Infrastructure
is not receiving upgrades at critical points .
This is causing slow web browser loads, intermittent disconnects, and ping times
that spike from time to time at predictable points along a trace route .
The choke points are literally choking, and you can run network monitoring
tools to see where various ISPs and long haul providers are skimping
on spending and it is causing odd behaviour from our broadband .
It doesn't happen all the time, but at peak usage times it is more prevelant .
Ppl in online games like everquest often type in messages to ppl on different
ISP networks the question "lag???" and get a chorus of resounding echoes "yes" .
Some of this could be blamed on the game servers, and networks til you look at
a test that was done by myself .
Different game, Different provider, Different ISP, corresponding lag spikes .
Key points of DNS or routing is reaching critical mass .
It could be the massive increase of p2p apps, it could just be total traffic,
I do not know, but it does pose a important question.
How bad is this going to get ?
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if there was a category, 32 hours wouldn't come even close to the record...not a "real" gamer, are you? (;
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You haven't been to many LAN-parties, have you?
:)
Yes, people (mostly kids) DO go upwards of 48 hours without sleeping, showering, eating or even keeping their intake of liquid up.
Exhaustion due to lack of sleep, dehydration and low levels of blood sugar (is that correct?) is a real concern for those running the party.
32 hours doesn't sound that extreme to me, when I attended The Gathering '93 and '94 we kept it up in the same manner. We didn't game much though, mostly coding and using their über 1.5 Mbit internet connection
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The cure for the 11 lb pencil is the one ounce Hipster PDA.
My laptop and Palm have been sitting in a drawer since I started using a Hipster...
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"...pencil."
noun,
An archaic instrument for writing or drawing, consisting of a thin stick of graphite or a similar substance enclosed in a long thin piece of wood or fixed in a metal or plastic case.
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My Alienware laptop has been doing stirling service for more than two years. They use high grade components with good build quality and the highest performance in a laptop at the time, just what I was looking for.
I've been an IT professional since well before it was 'trendy'.
My question is why would someone NOT buy a laptop because it had an alien head on it ?
Sounds expensive ..... I would have thought you could get a pencil for eleven pence if you went to the right place!
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Link Whore.
Now, I now we all need to pay for our precious little websites somehow, but if the real estate is 90% advertising and 10% "original content" -- and a one-page article is spread across five, I stop reading...well, lately I don't even start. The advertisements wouldn't bother me as much if people would just keep the article all on one page. You know, we do have these things called "scroll bars," so we don't have to load the same 1MB of crap five times just to find out what happened to sister Debbie's "11lb pencil."
Honestly...
The AC Adapters required to power some of these laptops are insane. I personally own a Dell Inspiron 5160 (not an extreme gaming computer), and that power supply is a brick - est. 6.5" x 2" x 1.5"
Recently, my department purchased an Alienware laptop for a mobile server (used for product demo purposes, capable of running VM-ware). That power adapter is even larger than mine. And it gets incredibly hot, too.
Prove it.
This is the scenario for an iMac.... replace a tower + screen with a small footprint all in one. Laptops don't make for great desktop replacements... they are too cramped, not ergonomic... display is too small, etc. etc. for day to day office use. They are even less expandable and upgradeable than an all in one type pc, the list goes on.
iMacs are wonderful for desktop use and relatively portable when it comes down to it... ie: you can move them around by yourself... all the connections are easy to get to, they have built in wireless so no need to rewire or extend the network to a new space.. if you have a wall port for ethernet no problem... built in speakers and headphone jacks for privacy... the new ones have the built in iSight for video conference and all have a built in mic for audio conference. New ones have bluetooth built in for use with wireless input and for synching up your pda with entourage or ical....
Bonjour is a god send for IT... just buy a printer that uses zeroconf and you'll never have label another ip address on it again just 'add printer' and pick bonjour , voila.. the printer shows up and will work without special drivers, though you may want to download them for extra features for special people...
So many nice things to say about the combo of OS X and iMac for office use.
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I have seen laptops as toys ever since they came out, because the display resolution has always lagged so far behind what's available on a desktop that writing code—especially in an IDE—is a cruel joke.
As soon as I saw that someone had come out with a 1920x1200 laptop, I bought one, and now it's my primary machine. It was expensive, and there are things that annoy me about it, but you can't argue with being able to sit down in a coffee shop or on the plane and with two pages of code side by side and all of your debugging windows visible.
I can truly write code in comfort anywhere I want now, not just at my desk.
There's a couple of users that really benefit from DTR's. Programmers and web developers heavily benefit from the WUXGA screens. Graphic artists require fast GPUs and dual core CPUs for rendering. Hardcore gamers simply require the best of everything.
I'd be hard pressed to find anyone else that could find the new 11lb DTRs useful. I have a sager 9750 and it suits my purposes perfectly (I'm a web developer, programmer, graphic artist and gamer). I do transport the machine, but rarely run it off of the built in UPS. Satisfies my needs perfectly.
Well at least the luggables are cheaper than buying a new place. I generally prefer the white box PCs I've built myself because they can be upgraded as necessary very easily. But now, I'm facing the problem of needing to carve out another room in my place. So I'm thinking of desktop replacements that can be used anywhere in the house and turning the white box machines into servers and putting them in the closet. If I upgrade the home network as well, I might even be able to use the laptops as decent remote terminals to the servers for graphics intensive applications that I'd rather run on the servers. This would all not be cheap, but still much cheaper than buying a new, bigger, place and moving. So if the U.S. home market does cool off, maybe there'll be a little blip in sales of desktop replacements as more people choose to do more with less.
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The 3.6 GHz of Pentium 4 power is desktop standard, and the mobile GeForce 6800
Or buy the Aurora M7700, which is the same thing but with an Athlon 64 X2 CPU. Significantly less heat and way better performance. That would be much less likely to overheat than the P4 version. Plus bringing a recently purchased P4 machine to a LAN party is a good way to scream "CLUELESS!" to your fellow gamers.
Better yet, get the same Clevo D900K notebook without the expensive bling from a vendor with a less elaborate marketing department.
I purchased my Alienware this last November, and I'm not sorry in the slightest. 3.8GHz P4-hyperthreaded/2GB RAM (room for 4gb)/240 GB HD/DVD+-RW/Combo Drive/5.1 Dolby/17"/internal 802.11abg/12-in-1 card reader/video in AND out/256 MB Video, it just cannot be beat. Before my purchase, I put together the best laptops I could find on all the major manufacturers websites. They all came in at just a few hundred less, with half the specs. Heat is the major issue. I have found that if I can place my laptop where the video card vent hangs off the side of a desk, it stays cool. Some might complain about the weight. I carried more weight when I was in the Army. It lugs just fine, and I count it as more exercise. If I could wish for anything more, it would be room for just one more miniPCI slot, so I could have internal Bluetooth. It's got two cards, but they're already taken.
Alienware m51 7700 is a performance beast. Problems: It is not doubt heavy for a laptop Another big problem is overheating. I have to throw something under the front to raise it up about a half, or else the fans underneath don't seem to pull enough air to keep it cool. Having your laptop shut down continuously is a pain in the ass. This only happens when I am playing graphics intensive games, and if I do not tilt it up with something; minor but VERY annoying. Alienware support sucks a big one too. I sent my laptop in for repairs (ya the damage was COMPLETELY my fault) and they lost my laptop for two weeks after they supposedly 'confirmed' they received it. Parts were backorder for two months, and then they shipped it out saying it could take a month or more to receive it (I am overseas military); it arrived in 6 days. Incompetent to the core. On the flip side, I definately disagree with the article about being unable to upgrade. The graphics card is a mobile PCI Express daughterboard you can unplug and take out, and therefore replace. I am sure they will offer better graphics cards in the near future from what I bought in mine, and there is nothing stopping me from calling Alienware, buying one, and upgrading it. It's less than 8 screws to do so. It _may_ even be possible to buy a card from a 3 party (have NOT looked into it) and upgrade that way too; there are less options than a desktop to be sure, but definately not impossibe. The CPU is easily accessible, and I'm sure can be upgraded, though I have not looked to see what processors the motherboard does support. You have 4 memory slots. You can insert two mobile HDD and two slimline CD/DVD drives. You can even upgrade the audio via PCMCIA/USB solutions. There are 4 USB ports and 2 firewire ports for additional peripherals. That's similar to most desktops, so you can't argue on that from either. I'm not really sure where he was going on that one.
We all want to have it all, but like every other area of life, choosing a notebook involves choosing between incompatible choices. You can have small, thin, and light, or you can have powerful and robust. There doesn't seem to be an option for an ultra-thin, ultra-light notebook with a top-of-the-line processor and long battery life.
My personal leaning has always been towards the small/lightweight side of the equation. After all, I'm much less likely to lug around a 15x17", 15-pound behemoth that runs on batteries for 20 minutes than I am to tuck my 8x11" 4-pound powerbook under my arm. As it is, I still frequently leave the PowerBook behind when I don't think I'll need it. Of course, I do carry it to meetings and when I'm traveling overnight--but there are a lot of times when it might be nice to have it "just in case" where I leave even this fairly small and light computer behind.
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The Guiness Book of World Records doesn't allow longest time spent gaming records.
Have all the features and not need them rather than need them and not have them. I have a DTR (Dell XPS Gen2) that has saved my ass with its burning capabilities when I've been out in the field and needed a driver or something for a PC that didn't have a functioning USB port to work with my flash drive (I've worked on some fairly old workstations). It's also nice to be able to game a bit when there's some downtime and not have to go to my desktop to play.
These people should not be allowed to have computers. Plain and simple.
.....
Where I work, we have been using close to 100% LAMP since before that name was even invented. Everything is done using custom, in-house-written Perl {or, nowadays, sometimes PHP} scripts on a central server, and shoved into an SQL database. I don't believe we've spent a single penny on software licencing since before we moved premises, and that was a year ago.
Once you've written a couple of LAMP applications, it's easy enough just to copy the important functions out of a past one, spend an afternoon tinkering with it and have a new one up and running. The most important thing is to get procedures in place for doing something by hand first, before you even think about computerising it.
But, I know we're exceptional. Some of the firms we have to deal with, employ people basically to copy and paste stuff from an e-mail or Word document into an Excel spreadsheet. They think they're doing something clever, even going so far as to describe their operations as sophisticated and computerised. Go figure
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If someone would make one of those old clamshell style handheld pc's with a 3/4 size keyboard, wifi, and a decent sized hardrive, I would snap it up in a minute. Something like the NEC 900 with the current windows mobile os on it would be a killer app for college students. The ability to have an instant on device you could easilly type on to take notes in class and be online with (hell, throw in mp3 player and video too) and it would be a nice alternative to lugging around a heavy laptop that takes forever to boot up and shut down.
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Does that work as well as "Home Office" for a tax write off?
I mean can you write off the power bill, and upgrades as tithing?
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I'm a computer programmer, and the last 2 years the company I worked for had me using an IBM G40 desktop replacement. Honestly it made sense for the number of times we took them with us to do presentations at meetings, for checking up on systems from home etc. Yes the P4 in it did generate alot of heat, but not that much that it was going to overheat, even with constant use durring the day. I used to be in with some LAN party people, even 7 years ago before they were called that. Even with today's "desktop replacement" laptops you probably still need the extra umph that even a mid range graphics card can give over integrated graphics.
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Why do we feel the need to tell others what they need?
I say let them buy the biggest, most expensive laptop they can. It will only improve or make cheaper the laptop I want to get.
I've had the same Alienware laptop at several companies and the little glowing alien has never been an issue. The laptop is great, it's really fast an really stable. I needed the horsepower for heavy development so a gaming laptop is ideal.
I even gave two presentations to the Atlanta Java User's Group with this laptop. It never seemed "unprofessional". Some folks thought it was cool.
I'm a 31 year old developer, I'm not worried about people thinking that I'm a "gamer".
My work is good, it speaks for it's self. Who cares about the gimics, it's a nice piece of hardware.
My 2c's....
Why are you lugging 11lbs worth of geekish love-handles? Shed some pounds! Go on a diet!
...
Try my Sony PCG-Z505HS with triple-battery life, tricked out with 120GB HD, built-in 100MB Ethernet which ONLY weighs
3.75 lbs (8.2 kg)
That's right, only 3.75 lbs... Thinnest laptop alive today... It can be yours for only $249.99 from E-bay.
One can have running Gentoo Linux with seven VMWare images at your fingertips.
Love the dent-proof magnesium case.
Desktops are not the easiest things to move around, but if you've ever lugged around a gig-worthy amplifier and guitar -- or, worse, if you're a drummer who brings a full set to shows -- obsessing over minimal weight differences and "clunkiness" of a relatively light box seems kind of ridiculous.
Maybe the computer industry needs to come up with the equivalent of a "gig bag" for desktop systems, with similar pouches and compartments that would fit wires and a mouse in the same way a guitar gig bag houses picks, capos and extra strings.
Would like to RTFA, but the 11-pound pencil site is slashdotted too.
I did get to read the first page, so I got the gist of the story. But it
is one of those annoying sites that only put 2 paragraphs of text
per page, forcing you to [Next] your way through the article. The
article is probably only 10-12 paragraphs long, but I only saw the
first two. All subsequent pages failed to load. There just is no
excuse for serving up text in such tiny nibbles. I am not an infant.
Yeah, I know site designers do it to inflate ad delivery statistics.
But in truth, I don't go passed the first page on most of these sites,
because thh poor quality of the content does not warrant the frustration
factor of having to navigate through it.,
Old joke- The Americans spent millions of dollars and several years developing a pen that would write in space. The Russians just used a pencil...
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Perhaps the point you are making is that most people don't need all of these features in their desktop, let alone their "desktop replacement." Fair enough. But everyone's requirements are different. I don't often take my monstrous excuse for a laptop on the road (to be fair, it's smaller than some), but I didn't buy it for that - I bought it because it has a slim form factor that looks good in the middle of a well-decorated room, and I can tuck it away whenever I need to. Having said that, I am about to buy a laptop for my wife (she found out that having a computer wherever you spend the most time is actually highly convenient), but her requirements will not include burning CDs or playing games; portability is the main desired feature, with a 12- or 14-inch screen that can easily fit in her backpack. She won't need the built-in 7-in-1 media reader to write her book or check her e-mail.
A laptop that has "a little alien head on the back"?
Are you afraid that Alienware logos will make immigration agents want to bust your business for hiring undocumented aliens? Or do you work for a defense contractor that requires security clearance (and thus citizenship)?
Both the Americans and the Russians used pencils in orbital flights in the early days of the space race. However, they both realized that it was kind of a bad idea to be using something that shedded little bits of graphite or lead into a zero-G, high-oxygen, stuffed-with-electronics environment. So a company, Fischer maybe, not the US government, spent about a million US dollars developing the "space pen" which was then sold to both the Russians and NASA.
Very funny.
And all the American go huh?
That said, the main advantage of having a laptop as your main computer is that it doesn't matter where you are, your entire work environment is right there, with no synchronisation problems and no software licence problems.
Unless your laptop is a tablet PC and the only available software license specifically prohibits use on computers with a touch screen. The license for Macromedia Flash Player was like this for a while.
Because I love to ruin a good joke:
NASA never asked Paul C. Fisher to produce a pen. When the astronauts began to fly, like the Russians, they used pencils, but the leads sometimes broke and became a hazard by floating in the [capsule's] atmosphere where there was no gravity. They could float into an eye or nose or cause a short in an electrical device. In addition, both the lead and the wood of the pencil could burn rapidly in the pure oxygen atmosphere.
Paul Fisher realized the astronauts needed a safer and more dependable writing instrument, so in July 1965 he developed the pressurized ball pen, with its ink enclosed in a sealed, pressurized ink cartridge. Fisher sent the first samples to Dr. Robert Gilruth, Director of the Houston Space Center. The pens were all metal except for the ink, which had a flash point above 200C. The sample Space Pens were thoroughly tested by NASA. They passed all the tests and have been used ever since on all manned space flights, American and Russian.
All research and developement costs were paid by Paul Fisher. No development costs have ever been charged to the government.
Have you ever been to a good LAN party? At LoliLAN 2k5, a 6-man+spectator(friends) LAN I went to last year, I was up for almost eighty hours before I stood up, felt lightheaded and then passed out. Slept for two hours, got a ride home from my friend and then jumped on a pub for some BF2! No, I wasn't high on methamphetamines. I can go longer than 80h with drugs. The sleep dep hallucinations start to get to me though. During a gaming con at our uni, I had been up for days and then decided to stay up for the whole of the con. Started getting really paranoid on the last day, go outside for a smoke and I can see the monster sprites from Ultima on NES poking out from behind the trees. That really sucked.
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Dude, have you seen the size of a quality porn video lately? Need I mention how much more porn you can download over 100/1000 mbps than you can over a 3-6 mbps cable/dsl connection?
LAN parties... not just gaming.
I like the second article, but the first one really sucks. Sorry, but it does.
-No mention of the performance other than that it was okay for the LAN party.
-The reviewer says that the pictures don't really show the size of the machine. Well, why doesn't he take some pictures of the device instead of using photoshopped stuff that probably came from the manufacturer's press office??
-He talks about the weight and the battery life, but provides no information about it (apart from saying that it's heavier than a monitor).
Okay, maybe the reviewer was stll hung over from the LAN party. But then, why doesn't he wait until the next day to write a sensible review?
This review is nothing more than a feel-good piece of writing that does not provide much more info than what could be gleaned from the manufacturer's web site or a store. It's more like an ad-even though he mentions the problems that arose later on.
where's all that Karma?
Portable computing has come full-circle. Desktop replacement laptops today are the lunchbox luggables of yesterday.
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I'm guessing that a lot of people who don't need an ultraportable for travel, still need a fully functional machine that's reasonably easy to tote and use just about any place. I find I need a laptop that is in many ways a desktop replacement, that is, has all the hardware (CD burner, ethernet wireless, full keyboard), but doesn't weigh a ton.
Since I got wireless, I neglect my desktop and code (and surf and read and look up crap on imdb while I watch TV) on my couch. I find, though, that my 10-pound Dell Instpiron 5150 is too big. And what's with the damn fan on the bottom of the computer? That means I can't set the thing down on the sofa or the ottoman w/o worrying about it overheating.
For a lot of stuff, my work computer, a 15" Powerbook, is perfect -- great size, back-vented so I can set it on the sofa cushion, light enough both it and my bulldog can be on my lap at the same time, X11 -- but it's a pain in the neck to use for coding on Emacs. I need Control and Option keys on both sides of the space bar, dammit!
Lots of photocopier machines support 2-sided copying (and 1->2, 2->1), and sometimes you can get your bureaucrats to let you buy one of those even if they won't do something clueful with the printer.
Bill Stewart
New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
Gamers need high-end machines - almost nobody else does. If you're a gamer, laptops aren't good enough unless you're in the really high-priced heavy-duty heavy-weight game, and it's probably cheaper to buy a fast desktop and a lightweight laptop. For non-gamers, a $400 PC is more than good enough, and you can hide it under the desk if you don't want to see it, and then use whatever laptop makes sense for your portability needs. If you're depending on a laptop as your only machine, you desperately need an external disk drive for backups (even though DVD burners for laptops are finally available), and you might want an external DVD burner on USB2/Firewire anyway.
Bill Stewart
New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
I've been modded +5 Funny, and I wasn't kidding at all. I have no problem whatsoever with my setup. Yeah, you get a bit of exercise schlepping around 15 lbs of computer. Whatever. The human body evolved to be able to carry moderate loads around all the time, and since I ain't haulin' firewood, rocks, dead seals nor live babies, I get to haul around my computer. And I ALWAYS take the stairs to work off the 24-oz Code Reds I'm wont to consume when sedentarily working at said machine.
it's a blue bright blue Saturday hey hey
the damn article is a perfect example of the fact that when people dont have anything good to write they will pick up an old issue and put some bling in it (alienware in this case) and put it in to fill the space. The article have no comparison table and the final conclusion that it comes up with is alread known by all the supposed "dumb idiots" who go out to buy a desktop replacements. I mean seriously who was the target audience? computer freaks like me who would like to have a desktop replacement for lan or people who like to buy laptops for style and in some cases to show off. what the hell writer thought that a person who will buy an alienware (and go to lan parties)does not know what he is doing. seriously if you dont have constructive to write then just dont put out stupid articles like that or Next time include some kind of comparison chart so atleast you can have some real reason towrite an article.
These days USB2 means that we're finally not limited to vendor-proprietary peripherals - so I can use my own external disk drive to do backups, and use my external DVD burner if I want to burn DVDs (the latest work laptops have DVD-ROM/CD-RW, but at least it's thin and lightweight), and if for some reason I needed a floppy drive, I could go buy a USB version, but so far there's been no need. One the other hand, the display adapter still doesn't support more than 1024x768, so I'm still stuck with a resolution lower than the Sun-3 I used ~20 years ago (pictures look better, but I use text 99% of the time, and I'd rather have 4-bit 1600x1200 :-)
Bill Stewart
New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
Personally, I hate the so-called "desktop replacement" notebooks that weigh 8 pounds or more, but I want pretty much all the functionality of a desktop computer. I wish I could use one of the little 12" ultralights, but I need more screen resolution to run Visual Studio and other apps effectively, and I hate integrated graphics.
My current compromise is to use a midweight (5-pound) notebook that's light enough to easily carry around most places -- for example, if I want to work through something over lunch, a 5 pounder is reasonable. It's practical to use for web surfing or (moderate) gaming while lying on the couch or in the car. For all of those things, a big notebook is overkill.
When I want something even more portable for using while walking around (or whatever) -- taking notes, playing MP3s, portable video player, mini-games, tasks, text reading -- I've found a Pocket PC pretty workable, though there are other similar alternatives.
And honestly I travel with it everyday, game on it at work AND at home, take it to LAN parties, burn DVDs on it, I've hooked an XBOX up to it via the TV tuner. I beat the hell outta the thing and it's one of the best purchases I've ever made.
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." -- Albert Einstein
check your conversion 1 kg = about 2.2 pounds
I carry around a Sager 9860 laptop. It weighs in at 12 pounds, not including the power supply which adds another 3 or so, gets very hot, and it has no battery life. Thats not why I have it, I have it because I am not a pussy. Lets face facts, if you have one of these you have it for a reason, and being a pussy is not one of them. Perhaps youre a hardcore gamer, or a developer. Its not for your average business traveller, or business user. That being said, heaven forbid you actually have to get off your lazy ass and carry around something that weighs *gasp* 15 pounds. Why perhaps you could even loose some weight! Perish the thought. Honestly if you're even remotely outraged by a 15 pound object, Im sure there are some day laborers in Kenya that would never stop slapping you.
...run linux? snark, snarf.
To explain what they do, here's the blurb from their website:
The caretakers who make home visits carry lightweight tablet PCs to enter all of the patient's data onsite. I don't mean that they simply enter data into a PDF or Word doc, but into a custom vb application that collects all the proper data based on the patient's condition. This data is uploaded daily to the database where our java web application made the data useful.
The tablet application was a very nice system that asked all the proper questions for patient's condition.
Maybe someone should contact them about licensing their software.