Hidden Treasures in OpenOffice 2.0's Chart Tool
Jane Walker writes "Take a tour of the multi-layered charting tools of OpenOffice 2.0's Charting Wizard, as you learn to create, edit and master the art of making a polished chart." From the article: "The chart features in OpenOffice are like a mystery-lover's dream vacation: a huge, mysterious old house with lots of long halls, secret bookcases, dark closets and creaky doors that, when you peer behind them, reveal wonderful secrets."
Deres gold in dem source code!! YARRR
"Hidden Treasures"?
"mystery-lover's dream vacation"?
"huge, mysterious old house with lots of long halls, secret bookcases, dark closets and creaky doors that, when you peer behind them, reveal wonderful secrets"?
Here's a hint: if you're trying to write a positive review of software, try not to use analogies that indicate that the UI is arcane and unintuitive!
Why the hell do you want software that you have to dig deep through in order to get any benefit out of using it?
I feel as if I was just verbally assaulted by an informercial.
"a huge, mysterious old house with lots of long halls, secret bookcases, dark closets and creaky doors that, when you peer behind them, reveal wonderful secrets."
Yeah, they perfectly emulate Microsoft Excel charts: you get to click around with the mouse, hoping you'll hit the magic spot to get the context menu for the attribute you want. "Ok, X-axis. Last time it I clicked here and then here. I mean here, wait over here." There's not even a damned menu that shows all the options.
Whereas, with gnuplot I get no GUI but reproducible results from a simple text file. With gnuplot, I can set the colors, I can set the output size, I can specify the output format. No magic, no "secret bookcases." And I can pipe the data from other processes.
gnuplot wins for anything serious.
Opinions on the Twiddler2 hand-held keyboard?
Sorry, I digress. What I really meant to say was "But, does it have a flight simulator?"
It's true no man is an island, but if you take a bunch of dead guys and tie 'em together, they make a good raft.
Ah, comparing something to Nancy Drew mysteries, the perfect way to a geek's heart.
Open up OpenOffice.org Calc, and enter the following into any cell:
:-)
=Game("StarWars")
Enjoy!
(Thanks to ChrisWhite on IRC a few months ago for this tidbit...)
Because you know your software is usable when it's described as a huge, mysterious old house with lots of long halls, secret bookcases, dark closets and creaky doors that, when you peer behind them, reveal wonderful secrets.
How about instead, they make the thing intuitive. There are SO MANY options turned on at start that it's not usable, and trying to find those is enough to make me remove OO every time and go use some other program.
I'm trying to type and the the blasted thing is auto indenting, auto fixing, auto guessing my words and generally pissing me off. And finding those and more aggrivating options to turn off, is akin to battling library version conflicts while compiling in linux.
Well I know this is going to make 15 people happy.
I saw this movie. You're going to die horribly.
/. user, you're going to die a virgin.
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I don't know what frightens me more, a Nancy Drew reference on slashdot, or the fact that I got it.
"Kittens give Morbo gas!"
Uh, ridiculous. The charting code works, barely, but it's full of weird bugs, interface wackiness, and major, huge, usefulness-preventing limitations. My understanding is that a from-scratch rewrite of the Chart code was on the table for 2.0, but they didn't have the resources to do it and it got delayed, probably until 3.0. I use Chart for quick-and-dirty graphs when exploring data, but for real production graphs I use Grace.
really... I work in finance where virtually everyone uses excel. Try plotting a 1000 points chart in OOo. It will take a very noticeable time and the default behavior will be to have an ugly "row" written under every point! In excel the graph appears instantaneously and looks neat. Actually excel is the only software I miss under linux (cxoffice rulez though)... many people mention photoshop, but the gap between OOo calc and excel is 1 order of magnitude more than between photoshop and the gimp. At least for my use. It's really too bad :(
Kchart is also slow as hell by the way.... I wonder what;s specific with excel's implementation of charts...
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Try making a chart with more than a few hundred data points. Go eat supper while your computer grinds, churns and overheats.
Then resize the chart. Eat, grind, churn, overheat.
Head over to GNUPlot. Plots those hundreds of data points in under a second. Thank you.
... I just wasted another frikkin' half hour of my life. ;-)
This is my post. There are many others like it. If you don't like what you read here, go try one of the others.
If by "look at" you mean "compile" your statement makes sense. The source code itself is on the order of 100 MB if I remember correctly, but compiling it does take up much more space due to the intermediate files created, and it does take a few hours on a decent PC.