From: bigjohns@downunder.com
Guday mate! Like a bigger penis would ya? Well, stop feeding the roo and order your crocodile today! The misses will love it I wrekin!
PS: You're wife recommended us.
It worked for my friend. His little brother wouldn't stop playing runescape on the family computer. The site has been down for a long time now, I wonder what happend? Damn comcast and their poor DNS servers...
Oh well, I guess it's better than waisting your time trying to inform somone that they are wasting thier time trying to diss other people wasting their time with a holier-than-thou attitude that accomplishes nothing.
You people disgust me! There is currently a war in Iraq, american rights being taken away daily, a buggy operating system on almost every computer, and starving children in africa. With all this going you call another 16 episodes of a cartoon news? Blah!
/me Makes fun of the war in Iraq, votes for bush, starts up Windows XP, and eats half a sadwich discarding of the rest while watching futurama.
Dr. Evil: Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call... Preparation H.
[Scott snickers]
Dr. Evil:
What?
Scott Evil: Why don't you just call it operation ass-cream, you ass.
Dr. Evil: I'm sorry, did you say you want some ice cream?
Scott Evil: Yes, I'd love some chocolate ass-cream.
Dr. Evil: Perhaps later.
Number 2: Dr. Evil, I love your plan.
Dr. Evil: You do?
Frau Farbissina: YAH. IT'S A REALLY GOOD PLAN!
Dr. Evil: Yes Frau, on the whole Preparation H feels good.
[Scott resumes snickering]
Dr. Evil: What is it now?
Scott Evil: No, I totally agree with you. Preparation H does feel good... on the hole.
I'd take norton over TC anyday, and sadly I'd take my chances with the viruses over Norton. However, there are some good antivirus products out there that are not overly complicated or bloated (such as NOD32).
You have got to be shitting me....
Does this mean we will be getting our gasoline from Farmer John now? How will this effect the prices of fertilizer (& steak)? Will your friends "piece of crap" run on crap? Will "smokin deh shit" now mean driving your car?
$50 says he posted this roomer all over the net himself! Wait, this isn't a bad idea, excuse me... I have to uhm... wash the dishes.
PS: No, I will not send you $50.
This MUST be why my hamster Huego never did anything but sit in his room all day watching T.V. and eating twinkies.
I always knew he was S.A.D but no one would believe me....
As for the post about about how the time could have been spent for charity instead, consider the following... it was.
Bittorrent is a charity. It was made by people who put in countless hours for free, is supported by users giving their bandwidth for free, and serves as a way for people to download for free. I'll admit there are many ways to look at it since it's mainly used for sharing copyrighted material, but it's still a charity at heart, and has created many wonderful communities.
Speaking of looking at the act of downloading copyrighted material, I would like to address that as well. It may be stealing in a sense, but the way I see it is although you aren't adding the the greedy corporate companies massive piggy bank, you aren't taking from it either. I argue that in the sense that I never intended to purchase the overpriced product to begin with, therefore I aquire it at no loss to the copyright holder. I'm not going to say downloading copyrighted material is right, for I believe most know it's dishonest deep down, but in some cases it feels very justifiable considering the amount some of these companies are making regarldless (and the outrageous price they charge), but I don't want to go there. And there is always the case of the poor man who may never be able to afford the product, why should he go without? Should he simply give up his dreams simply because he doesn't have enough money, or because he was born in a poor country? I feel that some of these companies are getting just what they derserve. Although I do feel bad for any independant companies trying to take off, or hard working indviduals who are being cheated by the P2P sharing that takes place. But I think we all know that's very rare.
Also, on the charity subject, I would like to know how many hours people have saved because they have used bittorrent? I mean, not only considering the time it would take to go and aquire the materials, but also the time it would take to work and make the sum of money needed to purchise them. In my opinion, the amount of man hours saved has to be enormous, leaving much more time left over for other activities (such as charity). So in a sense it's charity providing more time for your so called charity efforts. Much more time than it took to create the program is being freed by the people who use it.
PS: The last paragraph was mainly meant as a sarcastic remark.
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I'm getting sick of editors linking to inferior acticles, this one doesn't even include the example outfit. I would buy Linux from this guy...
http://www.affordableuplink.net/images/IT_ExampleAll these advancements in DNA splicing and I still can't even get my Britney Spears clone.... :(
There is a good webpage that has detailed information on this subject...
http://www.exn.ca/starwars/plasmasaber.cfm
From: bigjohns@downunder.com Guday mate! Like a bigger penis would ya? Well, stop feeding the roo and order your crocodile today! The misses will love it I wrekin! PS: You're wife recommended us.
C:\> echo 127.0.0.1 worldofwarcraft.com >> C:\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
It worked for my friend. His little brother wouldn't stop playing runescape on the family computer. The site has been down for a long time now, I wonder what happend? Damn comcast and their poor DNS servers...
I'll take "Who the hell gives a shit" for $500 please.
Oh well, I guess it's better than waisting your time trying to inform somone that they are wasting thier time trying to diss other people wasting their time with a holier-than-thou attitude that accomplishes nothing.
You people disgust me! There is currently a war in Iraq, american rights being taken away daily, a buggy operating system on almost every computer, and starving children in africa. With all this going you call another 16 episodes of a cartoon news? Blah!
Dr. Evil: Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call... Preparation H.
[Scott snickers]
Dr. Evil:
What?Scott Evil: Why don't you just call it operation ass-cream, you ass.
Dr. Evil: I'm sorry, did you say you want some ice cream?
Scott Evil: Yes, I'd love some chocolate ass-cream.
Dr. Evil: Perhaps later.
Number 2: Dr. Evil, I love your plan.
Dr. Evil: You do?
Frau Farbissina: YAH. IT'S A REALLY GOOD PLAN!
Dr. Evil: Yes Frau, on the whole Preparation H feels good.
[Scott resumes snickering]
Dr. Evil: What is it now?
Scott Evil: No, I totally agree with you. Preparation H does feel good... on the hole.
You mean like Trusted Computing (TM)?
I'd take norton over TC anyday, and sadly I'd take my chances with the viruses over Norton. However, there are some good antivirus products out there that are not overly complicated or bloated (such as NOD32).
You have got to be shitting me.... Does this mean we will be getting our gasoline from Farmer John now? How will this effect the prices of fertilizer (& steak)? Will your friends "piece of crap" run on crap? Will "smokin deh shit" now mean driving your car?
I think by "aging" they actually mean "accumulating intelligence."
What?! Bugs in IE7? It must be written by hobbyists.....
SERIOUSLY? FIVE THOUSAND DVD'S?!?! OMFG!?!
What did that cost them? Five dollars? Ten? This isn't newsworthy.
And you think evolution IS science? LMFAO! There is about as much truth to evolution as there is to star wars.
$50 says he posted this roomer all over the net himself! Wait, this isn't a bad idea, excuse me... I have to uhm... wash the dishes. PS: No, I will not send you $50.
This MUST be why my hamster Huego never did anything but sit in his room all day watching T.V. and eating twinkies. I always knew he was S.A.D but no one would believe me....
As for the post about about how the time could have been spent for charity instead, consider the following... it was.
Bittorrent is a charity. It was made by people who put in countless hours for free, is supported by users giving their bandwidth for free, and serves as a way for people to download for free. I'll admit there are many ways to look at it since it's mainly used for sharing copyrighted material, but it's still a charity at heart, and has created many wonderful communities.
Speaking of looking at the act of downloading copyrighted material, I would like to address that as well. It may be stealing in a sense, but the way I see it is although you aren't adding the the greedy corporate companies massive piggy bank, you aren't taking from it either. I argue that in the sense that I never intended to purchase the overpriced product to begin with, therefore I aquire it at no loss to the copyright holder. I'm not going to say downloading copyrighted material is right, for I believe most know it's dishonest deep down, but in some cases it feels very justifiable considering the amount some of these companies are making regarldless (and the outrageous price they charge), but I don't want to go there. And there is always the case of the poor man who may never be able to afford the product, why should he go without? Should he simply give up his dreams simply because he doesn't have enough money, or because he was born in a poor country? I feel that some of these companies are getting just what they derserve. Although I do feel bad for any independant companies trying to take off, or hard working indviduals who are being cheated by the P2P sharing that takes place. But I think we all know that's very rare.
Also, on the charity subject, I would like to know how many hours people have saved because they have used bittorrent? I mean, not only considering the time it would take to go and aquire the materials, but also the time it would take to work and make the sum of money needed to purchise them. In my opinion, the amount of man hours saved has to be enormous, leaving much more time left over for other activities (such as charity). So in a sense it's charity providing more time for your so called charity efforts. Much more time than it took to create the program is being freed by the people who use it.
PS: The last paragraph was mainly meant as a sarcastic remark.