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GoDaddy.com Dumps Linux for Microsoft

RobertB-DC writes "Bargain-basement registrar GoDaddy.com has decided to move all its parked domains to Microsoft servers, saying that they'll provide 'a technology platform that is security-enhanced, highly scalable and easy to manage.' This is a shift away from Linux, a decision met with derision by other registrars such as Gandi.net, which greeted the news with the headline 'Go Daddy and never come back'. Late last year, GoDaddy.com had some 'issues', shall we say, with non-Microsoft browsers."

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  1. Incredible! by OmgTEHMATRICKS · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ghandi never struck me as the kind of guy who trashtalks others. Well you learn something new everyday, I suppose.

    1. Re:Incredible! by larry+bagina · · Score: 2, Funny

      She didn't like my essay either. It was about how he used to dip his bald head in oil and rub it all over my body.

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    2. Re:Incredible! by m50d · · Score: 2, Funny
      Clearly you have never played Civilization.

      "I am Gandhi of the Indians. Our words are backed by NUCLEAR WEAPONS
      We have decided to rid the world of your worthless civilization. Prepare for WAR"

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  2. This is when we all say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Who cares?

  3. Netcraft confirms it - the haiku by HishamMuhammad · · Score: 4, Funny

    GoDaddy has jumped the shark,
    News at eleven
    All your base to Microsoft.

  4. Re:I saw the go daddy pres/CTO speak a while back by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... and that MSFT was bending over backwards to meet their needs.

    Well, there's no doubt that when all is said and done ... someone will be bending over and it won't be Microsoft.

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  5. I need Windows reliability for my parked domain! by poopie · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I waste money registering misspelled domain names and register tons of word combinations while speculating on new product names, I need somewhere that can handle the strenuous demands of parking my domains.

    I'm not stupid - I wouldn't trust the job of handling web redirects to any of that old legacy stuff like UNIX. That stuff was old back when I was using Windows 3.1... and Windows has gotten a lot better since then. When people try to access my domainnames, I expect the performance of Geniune Windows.

    I know that sometimes domain names need to be rebooted too, like when critical updates get applied, but that's okay. I wouldn't want my domain names parked on an unpatched, so-called "highly available" server.

    No sir, it's genuine-windows-advantage-plays-for-sure for me and my domain collection.

  6. It had to be said... by javacowboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... Who's your daddy now?

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  7. Marketing Ideas by st1d · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Microsoft, the preferred platform for content-free websites"

    "Microsoft, recommended by 9 out of 10 get-rich quick customers"

    Seems kind of appropriate that MS is out to capture the scammer segment of the market, doesn't it? (Apologies to folks who park sites to protect themselves from scam artists.)

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  8. GoDaddy can... by pebs · · Score: 1, Funny

    GoDaddy can GoFuckThemSelves.

    Ok so I've already said that in the last Slashdot story about GoDaddy. But really, I didn't have any interest in doing business with GoDaddy before (though do buy domain names occasionally), and if they are stupid enough to choose Microsoft products for their servers, well I don't I'll ever have interest in doing business with them.

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  9. That's fair. by jd · · Score: 4, Funny

    Most of the other servers hold xxx% of the Internet, and the remaining 5 hold the tech/geek content.

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  10. Re:Who cares? by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, hey, maybe IIS returns empty HTML documents faster than Apache.

    Or maybe they hope to obfuscate their security by running Apache on Windows. Send all the malformed POST requests you want. Win32 isn't going to successfully execute your Linux code!

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  11. Re:best line in the whole article. by Tamerlan · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's what MS servers are good for - parking domains.

    Let them go with that and let real OSs handle the real job

  12. You mean below where it says CD-R? by ankarbass · · Score: 2, Funny

    It doesn't say much there.

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  13. makes perfect sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well of course they're going to Microsoft - they're pro torture. GoDaddy's CEO's Blog.

  14. Re:It's just an OS by Sepper · · Score: 4, Funny

    No need to - the "AMP" part of LAMP runs on Windows as well.

    So in this case it's WAMP.

    Or WIMP if you use IIS...

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  15. Re:It's just an OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Is that a foofoobar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  16. Good deal for GoDaddy by SlappyBastard · · Score: 2, Funny
    MS obviously tossed something their way.

    The parked domains are practically worthless properties anyhow.

    Whatver MS did for GoDaddy has to look nice on the balance sheet compared to the piss-poor performance of properties that would be better off deleted.

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  17. Speechless ... by kkovach · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The Microsoft Solution for Windows-based Hosting supports GoDaddy.com's low-cost, high-value strategy by providing a technology platform that is security-enhanced, highly scalable and easy to manage."

    I haven't the words. :-)

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