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New Alliance Race/ 1.11 Notes

The upcoming World of Warcraft expansion has a number of mysteries associated with it, and one of the most often discussed is 'what will the new Alliance race be'? Blizzard has finally unveiled their plans: The new race is the ethereal wisp. Additionally, community mod Caydiem is back on the official forums and has official details on the upcoming 1.11 patch. From those notes: "- Each player will only be allowed to pick up one flag per game in Warsong Gulch. While this decision is slightly restrictive, we do feel the value of teamwork it will teach by allowing each player more opportunity to shine outweighs any negative side-effect. - New Level 1 only Warsong Gulch and Arathi Basin bracket available! - If a match-up begins and drops everyone due to lack a lack of players, Horde automatically wins."

37 comments

  1. Probably the only serious post by FST · · Score: 0

    I personally work for blizzard, and I feel that the introduction of Wisps allows a new and exciting game mechanic: permanent death. The ability that destroyed Archimonde is available to all Wisps as a racial ability. This power, Detonate, destroys the Wisp in an explosion of energy, sapping the mana of all surrounding adventurers, friend and foe alike. This should provide an extremely interesting addition to the many adventures of Warcraft, particularly when pitted against other players!

    This is something I pushed for greatly and I hope that the gaming crowd enjoys it :).

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    1. Re:Probably the only serious post by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      FYI, FST's post was copy & pasted from the Wisp article:

      The introduction of Wisps allows a new and exciting game mechanic: permanent death. The ability that destroyed Archimonde is available to all Wisps as a racial ability. This power, Detonate, destroys the Wisp in an explosion of energy, sapping the mana of all surrounding adventurers, friend and foe alike. This should provide an extremely interesting addition to the many adventures of Warcraft, particularly when pitted against other players!

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  2. randamu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is a random post.

    It is here to see if people really will mod up anything on April 1st.

    1. Re:randamu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Joke's on them seeing as it's after noon

      (in dear old Blighty anyway)

  3. Yay! by abscissa · · Score: 2, Funny

    Happy valentine's day!

  4. Re:Original klingon? by wfberg · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I prefered the "cute" articles.

    ME TOO!!!!!111 LOLOLOL *gg*
    We want more kittiesss!!!!!!!11111

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  5. April Fools... by Elitist_Phoenix · · Score: 1

    Hey are we sure all the last couple of stories are April Fools jokes or is just Zonks usual style?

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    1. Re:April Fools... by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1

      This story invloves a Blizzard product (and most likely is from Blizzard.) As with past AFJs from Blizzard, they turned out to be real - examples being the Pandarians, the Goblin Tinker, etc.

    2. Re:April Fools... by DakotaK · · Score: 1

      Yeah - the first screengrab of the Secret Cow Level in Diablo II was released on April 1st as well.

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  6. I Wish... by spammeister · · Score: 1

    That Blizzard work more on "the game" and less of "OMGWTFBBQSAUCE"

    /tired of fluff

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    1. Re:I Wish... by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Hey, the upcoming Patch 1.11 is set to make the flight paths more interesting, so you'll have more to watch while you sit on your airborne creature and they milk you on your money!

      Seriously, why else would flightpaths at all be used? It's an interesting coincidence that this highly boring game element is lacking in a game like Guild Wars, lacking monthly fees.

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    2. Re:I Wish... by agraupe · · Score: 1

      You don't pay by the hour, meaning that you are perfectly free to do anything else. Why, right now, as I'm on a wind rider, I'm posting to slashdot. You can criticize WoW on many things, but this isn't really one of them. Combined with the teleport/portal mage abilities, I think you're just trolling.

    3. Re:I Wish... by ZombieWomble · · Score: 1
      That Blizzard work more on "the game" and less of "OMGWTFBBQSAUCE"

      Yes, because the Community Managers and website design staff are also the exact same people responsible for server stability and game design/coding. Such a terrible waste of valuable resources!

  7. OMG!!! by Kurt+Wall · · Score: 1

    Gag me with a smurfette!

  8. Was that written in Chinese? by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...because that made absolutely no sense to me.

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  9. Lorem Ipsum by Zx-man · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur. This is really a wise saying and, since It is April 1st, mod me up.

    1. Re:Lorem Ipsum by PakProtector · · Score: 1

      Latinum Bene Scioque Tu Odio.

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  10. I was trying to figure out where the joke was by technoextreme · · Score: 1

    and then I realized it was permament death. I found Microsoft's story about reintroducing the XBox 360 in Japan more amusing.

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    1. Re:I was trying to figure out where the joke was by Supurcell · · Score: 1

      Do you even play WoW? I found many seemingly slight things funny about this new race.

  11. You're too trigger happy... by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    Why is all posts, even the true ones, labelled as gay (??) and April Fool's?

    Just because it was posted that day, doesn't mean it has anything to do with an April Fool's joke.

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    1. Re:You're too trigger happy... by Anil+Purandare · · Score: 1

      I was just about to ask the same thing. And what does "gay" have to do with the pink theme and ponies anyway?

    2. Re:You're too trigger happy... by idonthack · · Score: 0, Troll

      Rotors: S L A
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    3. Re:You're too trigger happy... by lordmatthias215 · · Score: 1

      dude, the post is serious, but the articles it's talking about are not. Wisps are NOT going to be the new WoW race. Night Elves turn into wisps instead of normal ghosts when they die. Besides, even if they did, permanent death would not go over well, especially if the only bonus is that everyone around you loses 50 mana. 50 mana is nothing once you pass like level 5. They're just fooling around with the players. And if you know anything about WoW, you'll know the 1.11 patch notes are a bunch of inside jokes based on things that people find annoying. for instance, "Night Elves will now lose a small percentage of experience after jumping." Players get annoyed that NE's jump all the time. and "In order to assist with various upkeep costs, at a designated time NPC vendors will now give players an amount of gold based upon their level. This is currently slated to occur every Tuesday from 6:00 AM to 11:00 AM PST." The timeslot mentioned is when WoW brings all their servers down for maintenance and realm cleanup. Nobody can log on to get the free gold. So although the post itself seems serious, the articles it's talking about are 100% Grade A Farce.

    4. Re:You're too trigger happy... by Ayaress · · Score: 2, Funny

      I particularly liked the part about new grass areas being added to the opposing faction lands. "This grass is exceptionally green."

  12. Check out the Wisp with facial hair. by Caspian · · Score: 4, Funny

    On the page, you can see a Wisp with a beard and moustache. ;> The page talks about how you can choose a wide variety of facial hair for your Wisp.

    Makes it look like a villain from a bad '80s cartoon...

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  13. You aren't a video game nerd by technoextreme · · Score: 1
    ..because that made absolutely no sense to me.
    They are video game nerds. Nothing video game nerds say ever makes any sense to a non video game nerd.
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    1. Re:You aren't a video game nerd by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 1

      No, I am... I'm just not a "role playing video game" nerd.

      I'm more of a "shoot you in the face" nerd.

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  14. Horde by JetFox · · Score: 1

    "If a match-up begins and drops everyone due to lack a lack of players, Horde automatically wins."
    From my WoW PvP experience, i was under the impression this already happened.
    :)

  15. I think so. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    I understood a good deal of it; I played WC3 (but not WoW) a few years ago. And y'know what? It's still not funny.

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  16. ethereal wisp masters by hckrdave · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our new ethereal wisp overlords. Skinny(60 Rogue), KtMae(60 Druid) Arthas

  17. Re:Original klingon? by einexile · · Score: 1

    Only the 5 million people who play World of Warcraft and a 2 or 3 million who play other MMORPGs. Certainly no one here at Slashdot.

  18. APRIL FOOLS! by Eideteker · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    APRIL FOOLS!

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  19. The german version is even worse ;-) by nefertari · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you speak german, you should read the german version, it sounds like it was translated by Babelfish or worse.