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Prayer Does Not Help Heart Patients

mu22le writes "A recent study conducted by the Duke University Medical Center on 700 patients, found that having people pray for heart bypass surgery patients had no effect on their recovery. Researchers emphasized their work does not address whether God exists or answers prayers made on another's behalf. This result seems to contradict a previous study by the same authors that reported "cardiac patients who received intercessory prayer in addition to coronary stenting appeared to have better clinical outcomes than those treated with standard stenting therapy alone"."

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  1. No point to this study by suso · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What is the point of this study? Its not like it is going to convince the millions of people who don't like mixing science with their religion that they shouldn't waste time praying for their loved ones. Those people can trust science to make more fuel efficient SUVs, better bombs for Iraq and cure diseases. But when it proves that the earth is round, that the universe is 13-15 billion years old and that prayer doesn't really do anything, they think its hogwash.

    And the people who scientifically minded already think that this fact is just plain obvious.

    So while a study like this may be a amuzing anecdote, in the end its completely pointless.

    1. Re:No point to this study by the_humeister · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The issue is to debunk pseudoscience and other mystic entities. If it actually takes a funded scientific study to finally convince people, then so be it. Remember, we live in a society where "psychics" such as Miss Cleo actually make money for their "services".

    2. Re:No point to this study by aktzin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This comic strip is a great illustration of the kind of people you mentioned:

      http://www.doonesbury.com/strip/dailydose/index.ht ml?uc_full_date=20051218
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      Quantum mechanics: the dreams that stuff is made of.
    3. Re:No point to this study by thePig · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The study is deemed to have *no* point at all, SINCE the result came as negative.
      Correct, since this might not change any one who actually believes in praying for a relative.

      But suppose the result was positive, that the study proved (under rigorous scietific scrutiny) that the prayers had effect?

      In that case, quite a bit of people (who doesnt pray now for the ill) would have changed. Not that all atheists will start beleiveing in God or anything, but at least some will start praying for the relatives etc ..

      So, I guess you cant say that this study has *no* point at all.

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    4. Re:No point to this study by Gulthek · · Score: 2, Informative

      To debunk a popularly quoted study which found that prayer does help hospital patients.

    5. Re:No point to this study by oni · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What is the point of this study?

      Well, given that we are a social species, and given that for the last few 10's of millions of years of our history we have lived in groups, I would actually expect some kind of relationship between "good wishes from a group" and general health. I would actually expect this sort of thing to evolve as a way of encouraging social behaviour and group membership.

      What is the problem that you have with trying to study it? I actually think that you are closing your mind to something that is entirely possible and well within the realm of science. They aren't studying "god" they are studying "what effect does belief in god have on a sick person."

    6. Re:No point to this study by milamber3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But then you also must believe in some things that fly in the face of science. (i.e. the earth being created in 7 days, adam & eve, a boat that holds 2 of every kind of life, etc.) Whether or not you accept some science I think the point he was making is that you still must have some beliefs based in faith, which generally makes them unsound scientifically and that when science starts questioning those things you will fight it tooth and nail.

    7. Re:No point to this study by Ibix · · Score: 5, Insightful
      So while a study like this may be a amuzing anecdote, in the end its completely pointless.

      It's worse than that. The bible has built-in defences against this kind of thing: Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God (Matthew 4:7, according to bible-kjv). You're sunk either way - if God doesn't exist then prayer has no effect (except maybe the placebo effect). If he does exist he'll hide his hand so that you can't make him do stuff...

      Also, you can't control for how-many-million Christians in the world praying for "all the sick and infirm of this world", some of them adding "particularly John Smith, member of our church". If you don't control for it, you're implicitly assuming it has no effect.

      Note: I'm an atheist. I'm also a scientist. This experiment doesn't convince me...

      I

    8. Re: No point to this study by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Insightful
      > To debunk a popularly quoted study which found that prayer does help hospital patients.

      From the article:
      Half received daily prayer for four weeks from five volunteers who believed in God and in the healing power of prayer. The other half received no prayer in conjunction with the study.
      So how did they control for unauthorized prayers? Did they have little badges like radiation detectors, to ensure that the control group wasn't getting some unauthorized prayers?
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    9. Re:No point to this study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Parent poster wrote:
      If it actually takes a funded scientific study to finally convince people,

      Article said:
      This result seems to contradict a previous study by the same authors

      So, question to the original poster. Did the original study "convince" you that prayer was effective? If not, why would this study hold any more water than the previous (other than the obvious point that its outcome matched your particular views)?

    10. Re:No point to this study by yurnotsoeviltwin · · Score: 5, Informative

      Funny strip, but don't confuse humor and science/logic. No self respecting creationist denies that species adapt to different environmental conditions, such as new drugs. That's microevolution, changes within a species, genus, or some upper limitation of the extent those changes can go. It's been proven, and it's easily observed. Macroevolution, which is essentially the progression from paramecia to humans, isn't nearly as clean cut or easily proven, and that's where the point of contention is. Even still, a lot of creationists do believe in macroevolution, or at least some form of it.

      About the OT, there's obviously a lot more research to be done. Thus far, there have been two studies on this topic, and the results contradicted each other, so unless you're just an antagonist who exists solely to rant against religion every time you get the chance, you'll suspend judgement for now. That's just the obvious conclusion of anyone with a good, scientific mindset.

    11. Re:No point to this study by slavemowgli · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But those who actually *believe* in hogwash like that aren't going to be convinced by a scientific study, are they? Cognitive dissonance and stupidity are a mixture that's very difficult to overcome.

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    12. Re:No point to this study by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 5, Funny
      The issue is to debunk pseudoscience and other mystic entities.

      Exactly. But I certainly hope you weren't referring to the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His noodly appendage, otherwise I'm going to have to ask you to step outside.

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    13. Re:No point to this study by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Informative
      The molecular record has rather clinched the case, I'm afraid. All life on this planet falls into a nested hiearchy, and that is the key prediction of common descent.

      As to what Creationists accept, that has changed over time. Ten years ago there were plenty of Creationists who went around saying "adaption only within kinds". When sufficient numbers of examples of speciation were thrown in their face, they suddenly started doing odd things like redefining "kinds" and producing their own private definitions of what micro- and macro-evolution are. In fact, some are now quite happy to accept any form of evolution providing it does not have humans in the tree.

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    14. Re:No point to this study by God'sDuck · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The issue is to debunk pseudoscience and other mystic entities.
      the real problem with anything like this is that prayer, unlike spells or rituals, is a process by which a person attempts to communicate with another sentient being, who knows all about the situation. So what this study really asks, as interpreted by Christians (or other monotheists) is whether their deity chooses to respond in a way solely calculated to reveal his or herself -- none of the praying people were vested in the lives of those being prayed for (eg, the people themselves or their families), so *if* there was a God listening, he/she/it would have no reason to respond to the prayer other than to confirm his/her/its existence (via "the power of prayer"). of course, if a deity wanted worshippers rather than foul-weather friends, there'd be a vested interest in *not* responding, since few revelatory world faiths reveal gods particularly interested in being mindless prayer-fillers -- the theme of a "jealous God" who would rather have followers/worshippers/lovers (figuratively speaking) than "witch-doctors" who treat their god like a soulless force (like gravity) would suggest the study should, indeed, fail, as confirming it would contradict God's "desires."

      all this study does is confirm that either (1) there is no God or (2) God isn't amused by pseudoscientific studies. so the results support both the Atheist and orthodox Christian worldviews, and are only troubling to wishy-washy new agey-types that believe thinking happy thoughts should magically help other people. wee.
    15. Re:No point to this study by jcr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Most creationists believe in "microevolution"

      When faced with something so directly observable, they didn't have a lot of choice, did they?

      -jcr

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    16. Re:No point to this study by F_Scentura · · Score: 2, Insightful

      With the recent "faith fertility" debacle, it's necessary to remind people that it's useful for personal reasons, but does not provide a statistically significant benefit.

    17. Re: No point to this study by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny

      > They put the control group inside a Faraday cage.

      And the test group in a Prayer-a-day cage?

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    18. Re:No point to this study by letxa2000 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I saw this article a few days ago. My opinion was "so what?" I'm a Christian and I do believe in prayer. However, this study was inherently suspect. The study basically had a prayer group that apparently didn't know the subject praying (or not) for their recovery. For moral and ethical reasons, they didn't ask those that were close to the subject to stop praying. So you have a group of people that don't know the subject praying, along with the subject's family and friends that are already praying--it's not surprising that the unknown group of strangers had little or no effect beyond that of the people that were already praying for the subject.

      The only way to really test this study would be to have everyone (including close family and friends) withhold prayer (or not) and measure the difference. But, as this study said, that would raise a whole mess of moral and ethical complications.

    19. Re:No point to this study by uberjoe · · Score: 3, Funny
      a boat that holds 2 of every kind of life

      Now I don't buy into the whole story either, but as devils advocate I feel I must point out not every kind of life was included in the ark. God in his infinite wisdom did not see fit to include fish or other sea life in the ark.

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    20. Re:No point to this study by hab136 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Why do people feel the need to debunk another person's personal beliefs? Especially when it has absolutely no consequence to anyone but that person? If someone's mom or dad is going to have heart surgery where there is a good change they can die, and it comforts them to pray for a good outcome, who gives a shit? I'm not religious, but at the same time I don't get why science always has to have something to prove. It comforts people to pray for their loved ones, and themselves. Why do you give such a shit whether people pray, or believe in Bigfoot, or give money to Miss Cleo?

      Because some people, convinced that prayer will cure them, will decline medical treatment. There's a certain Christian sect that acts this way, though the name escapes me at the moment.

    21. Re:No point to this study by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, I see..The scientist were praying wrong ... Well that explains everything then...

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    22. Re:No point to this study by forgotten_my_nick · · Score: 3, Funny

      > none of the praying people were vested in the lives of those being prayed for

      I am sure they thought they were. Most religous people pray for others they don't know.

      >all this study does is confirm that either (1) there is no
      >God or (2) God isn't amused by pseudoscientific studies.

      Or God prefers to punish those who pray for him. Least thats what I read from the study.

    23. Re:No point to this study by Theatetus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why should I care if they don't seek medical treatment?

      Yes, I know, "think of the children"... but we have to be careful here. Sure, some parents won't let their children go to the doctor because they think only prayer is an appropriate response to illness or injury. IMO, that's messed up, but...

      What about people who think antiretroviral drugs don't extend the lifespan of HIV positive people? What about people who think nutrition and detoxification is a better treatment for cancer than chemo and radiation? (Note that both of those categories include accomplished scientists in those fields, not just granola nutjobs.) I'm uncomfortable mandating treatment they don't want, even for "the children".

      When you think of how often medical science is wrong, in fact, I have trouble justifying *ever* forcing any treatment on a patient that that patient doesn't want. Especially since medical science is so mired down in seeking single pathogens for single diseases to the detriment of examining environmental and nutritional factors.

      If the price of my being able at some time in the future to refuse a treatment that I think is pseudoscience -- despite its having a lot of funding from pharmaceutical companies and being backed by the NIH -- is that I have to sit by and watch parents make decisions about their children's care that I don't agree with... well, sorry for the kids but that freedom is worth more than a life.

      As for the particulars of this study, I seem to recall a theory not too long ago that if someone knew they were being prayed for (particularly if they were religious), that would have a positive effect on their recovery. ie, the purpose may have been to see if the belief itself had any effect, not whether the belief itself was true. This study suggests the opposite, which is good to know.

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    24. Re:No point to this study by Queer+Boy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      so the results support both the Atheist and orthodox Christian worldviews, and are only troubling to wishy-washy new agey-types that believe thinking happy thoughts should magically help other people. wee.

      Except the difference between a prayer and a spell is that you actually have to BELIEVE in prayer. I don't know of any recognised religion where you can just say a prayer and it's supposed to be answered or considered. You actually have to BELIEVE in what you are praying about/for. They just measured that people said a prayer.

      There's no scientific measure for true belief.

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    25. Re:No point to this study by fyngyrz · · Score: 4, Insightful
      There's no scientific measure for true belief.

      Sure there is. We call it "gullibility." And there are psychological tests that measure it.

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    26. Re:No point to this study by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The experiment is to see if THIS prayer had an effect, and it doesn't.

      Specifically, this experiment showed that THIS prayer by THESE PEOPLE had no effect. If you use the Bible to analyze prayer, it's not what is said inasmuch as who is saying it. So this test did a good job proving that God didn't listen to these particular people.

    27. Re:No point to this study by letxa2000 · · Score: 3, Informative
      God is infallible. But we have free will. God may have a master plan and sometimes someone's healing or death might play a part in it; other times I suspect that our sickness, healing, and death are the result of our own free will, not a result of God's master plan--but the actions themselves are not sufficient to thwart God's master plan. If we pray for God's help, He may answer our prayers. Certainly if our prayers go against the will of God, I can't imagine God answering those prayers. If they don't go against the will of God, I don't presume to know what criteria God uses to decide whether or not to answer a prayer. Bad things do happen to good people so it's not like God will always intervene and cure someone just because he or she is good or Christian. If that were the case, being Christian would not require any faith or trust whatsoever.

    28. Re:No point to this study by kd5ujz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think it is safe to assume, that with each study, there are people tetering on the brik of belief, and disbelief. This should help them make a choice. It is not to persuade the die hard bible thumpers, its to persuade those that are undecided. The same with every scientific study. Aristotle's studies helped persuade some that the Earth was round, but the majority belived it to be flat. If he had kept quite, we would have wasted time beliving the Earth was flat untill someone else came along.

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    29. Re:No point to this study by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 4, Funny
      I'm not religious, but at the same time I don't get why science always has to have something to prove.

      Wow. Just.. wow. I can't believe I just read those words. Can I sig that?

      This has to be one of the funnest statements ever made on Slashdot. Your logic is completely impenetrable. Kudos!

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    30. Re:No point to this study by Aardpig · · Score: 2, Informative

      has anyone ever found a single fossil record of any precursor?

      I typed "platypus fossil record" into Google, and the first hit discusses the fossil record of the platypuses. Dude, have you even tried to answer your own questions? Or is is easier to conclude that because you don't know, therefore we don't know?

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    31. Re:No point to this study by Huggs · · Score: 3, Funny

      Greetings slashdot Christians! I have to say, that I'm not in the least bit surprised that God declined this opportunity to be used as a drug. However, "carefully examining the role of the human spirit in healthcare does not diminish its mystery, but it separates the mystery from the question of utility in healthcare practice," Krucoff said. The prayer of a righteous man is powerful and effective. James 5:16 I would like to remind the world that the reason prayer even works in the first place is because the Almighty God who is listening to the prayer decides to contiually look upon us with His grace and mercy. It works because GOD chooses, not because man chooses. It wrenches my heart to think that God may choose to decline the prayers of so many based on the faults of a few men. Ultimatly though, He is a jealous God, and a force NOT to be reckoned with. I might also add, while His grace reaches to all men, saved and unsaved, His promises to never leave nor forsake, to answer when we call, and to take us home to heaven are made explicitly for those who believe and follow Him.

    32. Re:No point to this study by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "why is the gene that determines eye color in humans the exact same in frogs... yet does absolutely nothing in them. I mean... the RNA in a virus has 90% of what it takes genetically to make a human."

      Genes are just instructions, whether they get turned on or not (expressed) is a different matter. Our genes are full of what appears to be junk, it could be unexpressed genes, or viral debris, historical baggage, who knows so far. Birds retain the genes for teeth, they are just not expressed. Some scientists actually turned them on and created toothed chickens. A shadow from their dinosaur past?

      The common genes you talk about are most likely for basic things like making the fats for cell membranes and metabolism. The last 10% is for the body shape, though even body shape such as two arms, 5 digits, two legs, head, etc are common throughout the vertebrates. I wouldn't be surprised if that gene for eye color turns out to be used in creating light sensitive pigments in their eyes, or maybe it is just turned off.

      "I mean... when is the last time you saw a programmer take typing tutorial program and turn it into a photoshop killer?"

      No, but I've worked with LOTS of code that has old junk in the libraries and historical baggage that has built up over time. Some of it gets turned off but isn't removed from the code base, sound familiar? If you didn't have the option of cleaning things up but were told that you had to turn that typing tutorial program into a crude word processor fast or die I'm sure you'd find yourself reusing code in interesting ways.

      You agree on evolution on time scales we can observe but not on longer ones? I guess you'll never see a 5 million year long lab experiement (at least not NSF funded).

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    33. Re:No point to this study by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > Oh, I see..The scientist were praying wrong ... Well that explains everything then...

      The problem with the study, and Science is general, is that it takes one negative result to mean that the procedure is ineffective, when instead we should be looking at the anomaly of why there was a few cases of success in the first place! It's like trying to prove a negative by lack of success. You don't prove something is impossible by failing to demonstrate it!

      i.e.
      Just because one person fails to fly, doesn't mean flight is impossible.

      ~
      Until you have been clinically dead, you have _no clue_ of what Life even is.

    34. Re:No point to this study by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If he does exist he'll hide his hand so that you can't make him do stuff...

      Except for the fact that you CAN make him "do stuff"-- you can make him "hide his hand." Do some statistical analyses on things that happen to Christians vs non-christians, or religious vs non-religious, and find out that every time God "miraculously" does something for a Christian (cures a disease, etc.), he must also do the same for a random heathen, otherwise statisticcal evidence would reveal his influence...

    35. Re:No point to this study by Comboman · · Score: 2, Funny
      a boat that holds 2 of every kind of life

      To believe that all land animals are decended from a few hundred individual animals on a boat is preposterous. On the other hand, to believe that all life everywhere decended from a single cell in a primordial soup is perfectly logical.

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    36. Re:No point to this study by Catnapster · · Score: 2, Informative
      But have you ever tried to prosecute God in a court of law?
      It's a colossal pain in the ass. The judge and the defendant's counsel always get in a huge argument about whether He hasn't shown up yet or He was there all along.
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    37. Re:No point to this study by Darby · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And how is that different from the other side wanting to prevent people from believing,

      Nobody is making any attempts whatsoever to use the law against believers in any way.

      to force gay marrige on a community,

      This isn't happenning in any way. It turns out that the constitution doesn't allow this kind of discrimination and so a bunch of asshats jumped up to pass a bunch of discriminatory laws and are even attempting to amend the constitution because they are too cowardly to live in a free country.

      to help assisted suicide?

      A person's life is there own. It's again, as always, the other side trying to shove their morality on others. If I want to kill myself and want to get help doing it how could that possibly be any of your business? It isn't. Not in any way.

      The only difference is which side you agree with.

      Not at all. This is a blatantly false statement. The difference is that one side is consistently trying to limit other people's freedom because they are too cowardly to live in a free country.

      If it's "your side" then it's good to force your ideas and beliefs on the community, if it's the "other side" then it's a bad thing.

      There is a deep fundamental difference between choosing to live your life according to your own beliefs and forcing your beliefs on others. Every single example the OP gave was of cowards trying to shove their beliefs down other people's throats. Every nonsense counter example you made up is not happening in any way.

      Nice try though.

      If you want to believe some hokey retarded old nonsense, knock yourself out.
      If you don't want to marry somebody of the same sex, don't.
      If you want to uselessly suffer through a terminal illness draining your savings into the medical industry instead of leaving it to your family, that's your choice and nobody is saying otherwise.

      Nobody is trying to force you into anything. They're only trying to prevent you from sticking your nose into their business. That's the only issue.

    38. Re:No point to this study by Cat_Byte · · Score: 5, Informative

      But those who actually *believe* in hogwash like that aren't going to be convinced by a scientific study, are they? Cognitive dissonance and stupidity are a mixture that's very difficult to overcome.

      The first thought that comes to mind on this is the Christian attempt to prove the world was indeed round

      Most people try to spin this the other way around though.

      In 1492, every educated man knew that the world was round. So did every ocean-going sailor. The "bigoted church leaders of Spain" did not oppose Columbus. Columbus had in fact been housed, supported, advised, and greatly aided by Spanish monks who encouraged him to present his proposal to the King and Queen. A Dominican priest, later Archbishop of Seville was one of his greatest supporters at the court. There was a University Commission which concluded that plans for his voyage were impractical. But the Commission agreed with Columbus that the world was round and gave no indication that they believed the Bible taught that the world was flat.

      The "hogwash" most atheists use to describe religion these days is usually fact based on fiction such as Washington Irving's novel about Columbus that stated the Christians (not the scientists) were the ones saying the world was flat.

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    39. Re:No point to this study by LouisZepher · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are you saying that if it weren't a scientific study, God would change his plans if someone prayed for a stranger? Wouldn't a truly compassionate god help the patient anyway? Also, if God has this plan, then wouldn't he have already planned on curing somone or some other "miracle"? If it isn't in his plan, then wouldn't it be a tad bit egotistical to think that God's going to change his "6000"-year-old plan?

      Christian: Please God, save little Timmy and cure his lukemia..." God: Nope, sorry, according to my schedule, I planned on him becoming worm food next week.
      "His plan" is a Christian's way of saying "Don't question it" when a critic asks something that wasn't thought of by the talented fiction writers.

    40. Re:No point to this study by DarkSarin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As a psychologist in training (can't use the appellation just yet) I have to take exception to that statement. It's false.

      The ability to maintain a belief despite outside influences (whether or not this is a good thing is left as an exercise for the reader) is not gullibility. I think that's what was meant by true belief. I'm not certain.

      Gullibility, however, is a very testable question. In some ways it is more of a measure of how readily one accepts new beliefs or statements and has nothing to do with ones ability or propensity to maintain those beliefs. A person who is highly gullible may be just as likely to abandon their newfound 'truth' just as quickly as they found it. In fact, this is suggested by the definition of the construct.

      I think the parent was correct--there is not a scientific measure of true belief. There is a measure of religiosity, however, and I think this may be fairly close.

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    41. Re:No point to this study by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Insightful
      No matter how many sources you point to there are still quite a few animals that just flat out defy explanation by evolution. Even with creationism the platypus can only really be explained by God having a sense of humor.

      I just don't know how to proceed with someone who has an almost cartoon understanding of biology. The platypus is not an unexplainable animal. That such an animal, with both reptilian and mammalian features exists is only surprising in that such an order found a niche that it could survive for tens of millions of years while more successful placentals managed to overtake their older cousins.

      The platypus does not have a duck's bill. The eggs it lays are not at all like a bird's. It's tail is only superficially like a beaver's. You really do need to actually read, as opposed to repeating goofy nonsense that is either cribbed from some Creationist site, or from a six year old's reader.

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    42. Re:No point to this study by cubicledrone · · Score: 2, Informative

      Can you think of any Biblical story where critical thinking was rewarded?

      Would you like them listed alphabetically or chronologically?

      but we could definitely get religion back in to the home or churche where it belongs and out of public life

      That would be unconstitutional. Sorry.

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    43. Re:No point to this study by Vellmont · · Score: 2, Insightful


      The problem with the study, and Science is general, is that it takes one negative result to mean that the procedure is ineffective

      That's simply not true in general, or in this case. If you had read the article this certainly isn't the first study on the effects of prayer. It's also not true at all that science relies on ONE negative result to make conclusions. Scientists are constantly testing theories in new ways. To say that science relies on one single experiment for anything is simply blind.


      Just because one person fails to fly, doesn't mean flight is impossible.

      This is true. And just because every person that's walked off a cliff has fallen doesn't mean that everyone always will. Maybe when the stars align is juuust the right way, and the moon is in the right position in the sky someone standing on the right cliff won't fall off it. I'm not going to try it, but if you want to perform the experiment just to be sure, be my guest.

      The point is that at a certain point you've proven something "good enough" for most people to accept it as true. What's the standard? Testing the "walking off a cliff" theory is insane at this point because it happens every time. How many times do you have to do the "pray for person X" before you accept that it doesn't work?

      As for "anomaly of it working in a few cases", how did you know it worked? People prayed for someone that wasn't supposed to survive, and the person got better? In that case you really have no evidence whatsoever that the praying had any effect. The explanation is simply that doctors don't always know everything. Why do you need some supernatural explanation when our simple lack of knowledge will suffice?

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    44. Re:No point to this study by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Interesting.

      So, because the person did a study that fails to demonstrate any efficacy from prayer, then he must have intended to bash God and religion?

      First, what does that say about the faithful, if nobody with faith would be willing to conduct such a study?

      Second, how does this notion of his anti-religious bigotry square with the fact (mentioned in the friggin' *summary*) that the same researcher did an earlier study that actually found a small statistical effect from prayer? Did God shoot his dog in the interim?

      You don't like the message, so you're shooting the messenger.

      To answer your "rhetorical" question: Because once the participants in the study know the people they're praying for, it becomes impossible to distinguish between effects stemming from the actual prayers, and the effects stemming from other involvements. For example, if you're praying daily for your neighbor Bob, you might also be more likely to visit him, take him a casserole, send flowers, or whatever. There's no anti-religious bias here; only anti-screwing-up bias.

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    45. Re:No point to this study by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Everyone with a modicum of secular education (monks included) knew that the world was round by 1492. The impracticality stemmed from their belief that the world was too big. Which it was. Those who were encouraging Columbus were basing that encouragement on a misguided belief that the world was about 10,000 fewer miles around than it actually was.

      But the popular conception at the time, the one held by the uneducated--in 1492, pretty much everyone--was that the Bible taught that the world was flat, and therefore the world was flat. Had Columbus been requesting aid from a democracy, the public outcry probably would have scuttled the mission.

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    46. Re:No point to this study by gentlemen_loser · · Score: 3, Insightful

      During that time - church was often the center for learning, knowledge, and religion. Contrast that to today when churchs advoate a head-in -the-sand type mentality towards science.

    47. Re:No point to this study by JesusPancakes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To be fair, all PRAYER does is 1) confirm belief in God or 2) confirm belief in God. That's why it's stupid to set up self-justifying beliefs.

      A Christian can pray. If they get what they prayed for, they count that as a win. If they don't, they say that "God didn't want it". Regardless of the outcome, the act of prayer serves to justify and confirm belief.

    48. Re:No point to this study by titzandkunt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "...First, what does that say about the faithful, if nobody with faith would be willing to conduct such a study?..."

      One interpretation could be that they wouldn't perform such a study because to the faithful, it is a literal and self-evident truth that prayer helps their physical and spiritual state, therefore there would be no point in such a study.

      They're "faithful", y'know, they have "faith" - that is, belief without proof.

      FWIW, I'm a non-faithful "death and taxes" kind of cynic...

      T&K.

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    49. Re:No point to this study by gauauu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The point of the study isn't to persuade anybody. It's to do a study to LEARN and scientifically find out things.

      If I thought the point was to persuade, I would immediately dismiss this as being from a biased source, and ignore it.

    50. Re:No point to this study by plunge · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As someone observed upon seeing all the crutches cast away by people supposedly healed at Lourdes: "What, no wooden legs?"

  2. News flash! by spaztik · · Score: 4, Funny

    In other news... wishing upon a star will not make dreams come true. Details at 11.

  3. And Cellphones do/dont cause cancer.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I could give a shit what this study says as any positive focused thoughts such as prayer & meditation absolutely do help. Does this mean its based on some godly force? Heck no, it is just the power of positive thinking.

    Giving people a reason to think good thoughts about others is what we should be doing, not shooting down another avenue for people to feel good.

  4. Job Security by trongey · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now that they have two conflicting results they'll need a new grant to conduct another study so they can conclude which of their first two studies was correct. Yay! 5 more years of research funding.

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  5. Re:Queue Religion Flamewar by arose · · Score: 4, Insightful

    May Godwin help us.

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  6. I am unreligious...but what harm is praying? by ip_freely_2000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Praying for loved ones may not physically help a loved one, but certainly helps the mental state of the patient and their family. I don't think anyone ever expects a miracle, but if it helps any one, in any manner, then more power to them.

    btw, I dare ANY body who's watched a loved one suffer to deny that they said a few words to God 'Just in case'. It certainly can't hurt. I'm not religious, but I've been there.

    1. Re:I am unreligious...but what harm is praying? by meringuoid · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Praying for loved ones may not physically help a loved one, but certainly helps the mental state of the patient and their family.

      Thought experiment: Replace 'God' with 'The King of the Potato People'. We'd call someone sending messages to the King of the Potato People to help their loved ones 'delusional', and put them on medication, and possibly in a padded cell.

      Are you sure prayer is indicative of a healthy mental state? If so, explain how 'God' is different to 'The King of the Potato People', and why belief in one is delusional and psychiatrically treatable while the other is not.

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    2. Re:I am unreligious...but what harm is praying? by DesireCampbell · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But it is important to 'disrespect' a belief if that belief is false.

      If someone said that they believed that the Earth was only a few thousand years old I couldn't disagree with them without 'disrespecting' their beliefs.

      We shouldn't let people be stupid just so they don't feel bad about themselves.

      If someone says "praying helps" then they are wrong. I'm sorry they're wrong, I'm not trying to be mean, but it's not true.

      "I am unreligious...but what harm is praying?"
      I am un-racist, but what harm is telling people about White Supremacy?
      I am un-educated, but what harm is being ignorant?

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    3. Re:I am unreligious...but what harm is praying? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2, Funny

      As a skeptic, I might have trouble with your conclusion that the King of the Potato People does not exist. You seem absolutely certain of this, as if we have more than some scattered anecdotal evidence that he does not.

      Maybe it would be a good idea to turn down the control knob on your vehemence just a little. I'm far from what you would call some mystical, new age flake. And yet, I'd have a hard time refuting that there is something weird going on in the universe... and it's more than just a new exotic subatomic particle.

      If the religious are delusional at all, it's that they somehow think that there is only one god. Why not five, or fifty? One is not a special number (though zero is *slightly* more special). And, if they could easily be so wrong about that one simple fact, then their own holy books end up being bunk. Funny, eh?

    4. Re:I am unreligious...but what harm is praying? by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why does begging an imaginary authority who has the power of life and death over humanity, and therefore is essentially holding your loved one in ransom for your piety, help them?

      And if a "miracle" happens, it demonstrates only one of two causes:

      1. God's love is a popularlity contest, and those who get the most prayers get the most miracles, which seems to the be logic of those who ask others to pray for them and anyone who uses religion as a means to power.
      2. God's love is fickle, distributed in a way you can't predict, so "mysterious ways" is the operating assumption. In this case prayer is futile, and somewhat presumptuous. Who are you to tell God what to do?

      Oh, I get it, I miss the point. People pray because it makes them "feel" better. So, why exactly does begging in a state of helplessness make people feel better? Is that a value we wish to impart on our children? Is that the kind of behavior God wants?

    5. Re:I am unreligious...but what harm is praying? by slavemowgli · · Score: 3, Interesting

      btw, I dare ANY body who's watched a loved one suffer to deny that they said a few words to God 'Just in case'. It certainly can't hurt. I'm not religious, but I've been there.

      OK, I'll take you up on that dare. My father underwent heart surgery a couple of years ago to get a new valve, and while it wasn't life-threatening (it's pretty much a routine thing these days), I still was very worried indeed.

      But I didn't pray or say "a few words to [g]od", simply because no gods exist. There is nothing in the universe like that, and to me, the idea is just as silly as the notion that there are - say - invisible pink unicorns secretly running the world. (And given that at least judaism, christianity and islam are ultimately based on the delusions of a late Stone/early Bronze Age shepherd, that's probably not surprising, either.)

      If somebody prays because it personally makes them feel better and takes away their sorrows... great, let them pray! But there are also many others who realise that praying isn't actually gonna change anything about the facts and that there's noone "listening" and who thus don't pray even when in distress. Maybe you're somewhere in between, but that doesn't mean everyone else is, too.

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    6. Re:I am unreligious...but what harm is praying? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except for this...

      We may only have low level control of our body systems by using spooky things like prayer. No religion need be involved but the only access is via non-rational, non-logical modes of thought and conciousness.

      A lot of eastern knowledge is wrapped in many layers of mysticism. It may be that you can only understand that knowledge if you think about it mystically. The problem is that people start to think the mystical thinking -is- the knowledge and a high percentage of that mysticism is really just useless hokem.

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    7. Re:I am unreligious...but what harm is praying? by mugnyte · · Score: 2, Funny


        You insensitive clod. The King will be very upset at this.

      spud

    8. Re:I am unreligious...but what harm is praying? by guaigean · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is half ture really. The first study monitored the effects of prayer when the person knew about it, as well as when they were unaware. Since the initial result was that unknowing prayer did not show signs of progress, they expanded this aspect of the study further. So basically, they further showed that if the person knew they were being prayed for, it helped, and if they didn't, it had no positive net result. The slashdot posting this time seems to leave that out.

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    9. Re:I am unreligious...but what harm is praying? by jonbritton · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thought experiment: Replace 'God' with 'The King of the Potato People'. ... If so, explain how 'God' is different to 'The King of the Potato People', and why belief in one is delusional and psychiatrically treatable while the other is not.


      Worshipping "God" alongside millions of other people, at the result of your social conditioning *is* normal -- you're a freak if you don't, and no one wants to be a freak. Being convinced that, at no one else's prompting, the Potato King is master of your destiny means you've recinded control of your life and emmersed yourself in a fantasy world of your creation, making yourself an outcast. That's deviant.

      Similiarly, being a totally normal, happy person after a severe tragedy is considered *abnormal*. Being depressed, irritable, psychotic or agoraphobic when you haven't suffered tragedy is *abnormal*.

      One last problem with your analogy: Try telling people Jesus of Nazareth came to you this morning and made you breakfast, and told you everything would be OK. That would get you medicated. Telling people you put on your lucky blue socks, or had your lucky breakfast, or sent psychic messages to Arnold J. Rimmer, Alexander the Great's chief eunich, would just make people think you're hopelessly hopeful and grasping at straws.

    10. Re:I am unreligious...but what harm is praying? by huge+colin · · Score: 4, Informative
      The parent is a flamebait, "Insightful" only for a crowd of arrogant atheists.
      Fortunately, atheists have earned the right to be arrogant by being correct where so many others are wrong.
  7. Hmm.. by jimmyCarter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As summed up on BoingBoing.. Maybe they were praying to the wrong god?

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  8. Think of it as a psycology experiment by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Remember that there were different results when the patient was told they were being prayed for. Once that's done, it introduces an interesting twist:

    They're praying for me? Oh, crap, I must be a goner.

    Sure enough, those who were told they were being prayed for had more complications than those who weren't told.

    On a more serious note, I think it's important to do this as a counter to the other "experiments" that showed that prayer helped people. Science is about reproducing results. If a scientist claims something is true, it's the obligation of others to prove them wrong or back up the findings.

    1. Re:Think of it as a psycology experiment by hackstraw · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Remember that there were different results when the patient was told they were being prayed for.

      Exactly.

      The mind is a powerful thing. Thought precedes all action.

      I saw on TV the other night where health insurance companies are starting to give patients CDs with soothing positive thoughts and the amount of medication the patients needed was less, they stayed less in hospitals, etc.

      Meditating people can do stuff like walk on fire and sleep outside in the freezing cold with only a thin sheet for cover.

      Hell, some people's minds tell them that they are billionaires while others just bitch about not having any money. On average, the people whose brains tell them that they are poor are over stressed and less healthy too. Go figure.

    2. Re:Think of it as a psycology experiment by consonant · · Score: 2, Informative
      I saw on TV the other night where health insurance companies are starting to give patients CDs with soothing positive thoughts and the amount of medication the patients needed was less, they stayed less in hospitals, etc.
      Mark this as flamebait if you will, but this can easily be attributed to the placebo effect.

      Or to put it more succinctly, a lot of patients are fucking hypochondriacs who are in desperate need of a kick in the seat of pants, and if it is delivered nicely through a CD, then so be it.

  9. Optimism and Placebo by Distinguished+Hero · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From the article:
    The prayer portion of the randomization was double-blinded, meaning that patients and their care team did not know which patients were receiving intercessory prayer. Per Institutional Review Board policies governing clinical research, all patients were aware that they might be prayed for by people they did not know, from a variety of faiths.

    While double-blind tests are generally a good idea, perhaps another study should be carried out in which the patients themselves know whether people are praying for them (perhaps including people they know, as well as people of the faith they request). The increased optimism and placebo effect may produce something desireable (not saying it will, but it might be worth a study by the same people who expended their resources on this one).

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  10. Prayer and medicine by thewiz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As a heart patient myself, it always gave me a mental boost to know that others were taking time to pray for me when I had to go in for surgery. Even though prayer may not directly affect the outcome of a surgery, letting the patient know that there are people who care about them can make a big difference.

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  11. Well of course not.... by ShyGuy91284 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Prayer comes from the heart, and can't be done in a cold and scientific manner in the name of research. Or at least that's what I have come to think very religious people would probably think. This disregards what I consider to be the main way spirituality helps too. It gives people hope and strengthens them. Mind over matter isn't just a useless saying, it's a pretty significant tool in medical recovery as I understand.

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    1. Re:Well of course not.... by Eightyford · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Prayer comes from the heart, and can't be done in a cold and scientific manner in the name of research. Or at least that's what I have come to think very religious people would probably think. This disregards what I consider to be the main way spirituality helps too. It gives people hope and strengthens them. Mind over matter isn't just a useless saying, it's a pretty significant tool in medical recovery as I understand.

      So prayer is just a placebo that only works when one is praying for one's self?

    2. Re:Well of course not.... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Prayer comes from the heart, and can't be done in a cold and scientific manner in the name of research." (emphasis mine)

      Well, obviously then, the reason the prayer didn't work is that the patients all had defective hearts.

      Even as a heartless bastard, though, I can attest that at least some of my prayers to The One Who Lies Dead but Dreaming have been answered. Though not all those prayers involved positive thoughts.

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  12. Marshall Brain's "Why Won't God Heal Amputees?" by paulthomas · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Marshall Brain of How Stuff Works fame wrote a little book called Why Won't God Heal Amputees? (The Most Important Question We Can Ask about God).

    Chapter Five deals with the title question and is especially pertinent to this discussion. There are some minor flaws with the conclusions drawn, but I have written the author about these and he intends to address them; they don't really detract from the conclusion.

    A highly recommended read. A little wordy at times, but that is because it is trying to be conversational with a potentially hostile audience (I think).

  13. Prayer may not be for the patient by TheLoneCabbage · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Recently when my sister-inlaw was diagnosed with lukemia my wife and I were left stunned. We had chosen to live half way around the world, too expensive to travel when most of our family was still there to comfort her.

    We instead decided to take our prayers to the Wester Wall (HaKotell), as jews have done for thousands of years. It's one incedent, and no basis for a conclusive "Prayer Works" post. But it did at least let us do something, other than sit and worry.

    What is the alternative of a loved one to prayer? Nothing, nadda, zilch. Prayer may help, it may not. But if it's a choice between possibly useless prayer and definetly useless worrying, prayer makes more sense. (Pascals wager) If nothing else it makes you feel better.

    I would be curriuos to know if there is a difference in stress related illnesses between people who pray (in one form or another) and those who dont. I know for me the worst source of stress is to have a problem and no pragmatic way to affect it.

  14. Expectations by captnitro · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't want to have to make this point, but I feel obligated in light of all the Smug that's about to enter the thread -- but this study isn't really useful for debunking anything except the previous "studies" that it did help patients. "Prayer is more about changing the person doing the praying, than about bringing changes to world events." "Even if all the things that people prayed for happened -- which they do not -- this would not prove what Christians mean by the efficacy of prayer. For prayer is request. The essence of request, as distinct from compulsion, is that it may or may not be granted. And if an infinitely wise Being listens to the requests of finite and foolish creatures, of course He will sometimes grant and sometimes refuse them. Invariable "success" in prayer would not prove the Christian doctrine at all. It would prove something more like magic -- a power in certain human beings to control, or compel, the course of nature." (C.S. Lewis) I'm not religious by any means, but I think Lewis has a fair point.

  15. Summary not completely accurate by Honorbound · · Score: 2

    From the article:
    "Patients treated with "two-tiered" prayer had absolute six-month death and re-hospitalization rates that were about 30 percent lower than control patients, statistically characterized as a suggestive trend."

    "Six-month mortality was lower in patients assigned bedside MIT, with the lowest absolute death rates observed in patients treated with both prayer and bedside MIT."

    So, prayer did have a statistically significant benefit, according to the study. Note that the entities prayed to were drawn from many religions, suggesting that the act of prayer is the important thing, not so much entity prayed to. So you should be fine praying to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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  16. No wonder the prayers didn't help by vertinox · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cthulhu was displeased with the family's offerings.

    Unfortunatley since they awoken the great Ancient one with their pleas for mercy, the heart patients and their family (and next of kin and family pets) will be eaten first and slowly.

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  17. the "scientific" idiocy strikes again by theStorminMormon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't know how many flamewars I'm going to have to go through before the message starts sinking in, but because I'm an obstinate fellow I always seem to be good for at least one more. There are two main points: 1 - You can be devoutly religious and also logical/rational/scientific. 2 - Some "scientific" and anti-religious people are just as bigotted, and illogical as the religious nuts.

    1 - Devoutly Religious and Also Scientific

    Where's the big surprise here? Take a look at the Jesuits. In other surveys, the level of activity a Mormon has in his or her religion is actually positively correlated to the level of education. There are tons of religious doctors, lawyers, physicists, etc. I'm a statistician moving into systems engineering - and I have no trouble at all distinguishing between religious beliefs and scientific beliefs. This point is so obvious I shouldn't even have to bother restating it.

    2 - The "Scientific" Bigots

    It's pretty simple. You can be religious and you can be bigot (or not). You can be a scientist and you can be a bigot (or not). Anyone that thinks that being a scientist somehow frees people from their biases and prejudices needs to do a little research into things like eugenice. Hell, even setting aside nasty racism and such there's the simple fact that scientists, mathematicians, etc. are people. They have egos. They like to be right. And a lot of the time they don't care whether they're stating their opinion based on research or based on personal bias. They should - but they don't.

    Anyone that believes in "blind faith" - the type of faith that essentially amounts to wishful thinking - is a religious nut in my opinion. There's no logical basis for this type of theology, but it is nonetheless extremely prevalent in American society. But there are also those who believe that faith should be reasonable or who at least make an interesting case for blind faith. Existentalist philosophy, for example, was started by Christian theologians like Kierkegaard.

    In short, I'm sick of this tired old bullshit: Those people can trust science to make more fuel efficient SUVs, better bombs for Iraq and cure diseases. But when it proves that the earth is round, that the universe is 13-15 billion years old and that prayer doesn't really do anything, they think its hogwash. Those nutjobs are a SUBSET of religious people. A proper subset, if you want to get technical.

    Meanwhile: And the people who scientifically minded already think that this fact is just plain obvious. is just plain wrong. Plenty of scientifically minded people believe in the efficacy (under certain conditions) of prayer. The types of people who think it's "obvious" that prayer does nothing are (again) a proper subset of scientifically-minded people. And if they think it's obvious, I'm inclined to say they're not really any different, in terms of their fanatic dogmaticism, than the religious nuts they criticize.

    It comes to this: I don't care if you're religious or an atheist. All I want to see is that you're not a knee-jerk adherent of whatever worldview you subscribe too. It's the reason that people believe - more than the object they believe in - that really matters. As long as you believe rationally and honestly - you're always in a position to be proved wrong, admit mistakes, and develop improvements to your own worldview. But if you are dogmatic in your belief system then you are doomed to perpetual, slavish obedicance to concepts you never question or challenge. I don't care of those concepts are Newtonian physics, Einsteinian physics, quantum physics, or the 10 Commandments. It's the slavish obediance itself that I find most reprehensible and dangerous.

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    1. Re:the "scientific" idiocy strikes again by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's no logical basis for this type of theology

      There's no logical basis for any type of theology. It's all guessing and wishful thinking.

      -jcr

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    2. Re:the "scientific" idiocy strikes again by cellocgw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Anyone that believes in "blind faith" - the type of faith that essentially amounts to wishful thinking - is a religious nut in my opinion.
      That's very nice, but what you fail to comprehend is that EVERY SINGLE PERSON OF FAITH makes the same sort of judgement about people whose faith differs from their own. You think it's unacceptable for atheists to reject your view of religion but at the same time it's OK for you to reject other religious viewpoints.

      You are self-inconsistent. Unfortunately for the human race, unlike THGTGG, you don't now vanish in a puff of smoke.

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    3. Re:the "scientific" idiocy strikes again by Thangodin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Calling atheists fanatical dogmatists is not as good an argument as you think. When making an claim as to the existence or causality of something, the burden of proof is on the claimant. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. If I were to claim that unicorns or fairies existed, the burden of proof would be on me, and that proof had better be fairly convincing.

      No attempt to demonstrate the existence of God, inductive or deductive, has ever held up, despite the attempts of hundreds of thousands of scholars and researchers over thousands of years. This failure is not because the establishment would not accept the proof; don't forget that until the end of the 19th century scholars were overwhelmingly favourable to religion, with only a few exceptions. And what we find, when these pro-religious scholars attempted to find evidence for their beliefs, are bold claims that at last, they would have the proof--followed by embarrassed silence. When meticulous records were discovered detailing the events of Judea in the time of Christ, or Egypt in the time of Moses, no trace of either of these figures discovered. This does not mean that they did not exist, but it does mean that the grandiose miracles and events depicted in the Bible didn't happen. If they had, the record keepers of the day would have noticed.

      Naturalistic atheists aren't fanatical, they're just fed up. I know a guy who is a dedicated conspiracy theorist. I have taken the time to show him the evidence that contradicts all of this, pointed him to sites and books, explained the science, shown him historical records. I've actually done a lot of work to present the facts. He has only read a few cover blurbs, some web sites, and cannot even be bothered to formulate coherent rational arguments. He hasn't even read the books he hands to me as "proof". When I go back to him and tell him that the book doesn't say at all what he claims, he admits he hasn't read it and then claims it was written by an illuminati shill.

      I got fed up. I got tired of the bullshit, of the sloppy thinking, of the unfounded claims, and I got fed up with doing all the work of researching and spoon feeding knowledge to someone who couldn't even be bothered to look for it himself. I am sick of the laziness, the willful ignorance, the deliberate stupidity. But what I am sick of most is the utter contempt for the truth that this person shows.

      This is how religious believers appear to naturalistic atheists. I understand what your saying because I used to make all the same arguments--I was a believer too. But the arguments fell apart, and I could not honestly continue to believe in or encourage people to believe in something which had no evidence to support it and a great deal of evidence to suggest that it was a cognitive error. And I do not in any way consider by loss of religious belief unfortunate. That you cannot disprove the existence of God, or the effectiveness of prayer, isn't saying much. You also cannot disprove the existence of the invisible, insubstantial, oderless and silent dragon I may claim to have in my basement.

      I don't actually care whether you believe in God or not. What I cannot stand is the utter contempt for the truth shared by fundamentalist Christians, conspiracy nuts, new age flakes, professional psychics, and all the rest. I'm tired of them sitting around with their heads up their asses, demanding that we spoon feed them proof of reality in tiny, sugarcoated bites so that their delicate minds can cope with it. Go and believe what you want. We are the least of your problems. You have a militant religious faction in America who wishes to create a theocracy, a state religion, and who currently have the ear of the president and many of the people in the ruling party. As the people who landed on Plymouth rock knew, a state religion is almost never your religion. If you want to make a difference, don't bother arguing with atheists. Go and argue with your fellow believers, because they do care what you believe, and some of them want the power to force you to believe exactly as they do.

    4. Re:the "scientific" idiocy strikes again by SubtleNuance · · Score: 4, Informative

      1 - You can be devoutly religious and also logical/rational/scientific.

      No, you cant. Religion is the belief in in the supernatural.
      Science only only concerns itself with demonstratable conjecture to describe a natural phenomenon.

      Most people who construct the "Choose religion or science" frame do so (as I do) because I believe that once someone accepts that a supernatural world exists, they abandon their ability to pursue science. If your willing to accept the supernatural -- what purpose does reason and logic have in the pursuit of science (that which is natural)?

      2 - Some "scientific" and anti-religious people are just as bigotted, and illogical as the religious nuts.

      This is essentially the "science is a religion" argument, and I will have nothing to add beyond Richard Dawkins excellent article you can read here.

      As for the anti-religious being 'bigotted', yes, I can assume some are. I will admit to it myself. I will not apologize that I agree with Denis Diderot when he said "Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."

      Destroying religion as necessary to civilization as plumbing and not cohabitating with one's livestock.

      Religion is (to put it mildly) a bother and a bore, and Im tired of a world populated by masses who believe their supernatural deity is The Most Great. Religion keeps us from taking ownership of Humanity's OUR OWN PROBLEMS. Keeps us from realizing that WE ALONE are responsible for the state of our community. Religion is a manner of absolving oneself of responsiblity ("I give myself to you oh lord").

      This life is all we have. There is no second chance to get things right "next time", or reward in an afterlife. Please consign these fantasies to ancient history where they belong.

    5. Re:the "scientific" idiocy strikes again by Thangodin · · Score: 2, Informative

      For now let me just point out that judging by this: Calling atheists fanatical dogmatists is not as good an argument as you think. you either have not read or have not understood what I've written.

      You haven't called them that specifically, and I know that you are trying to argue for balance and rationality, but what you did say was that

      Prayer, like most spiritual things, is difficult to quantify or directly observe and so the proper scientific default position on prayer should be utter neutrality: neither for nor against.

      In fact, the onus of proof would be on those who claim prayer works, particularly because it appears to be based on non-empirical claims, and so the proper default scientific position on prayer should be negative until proven. The reason it tends to be a strong negative is that so many religious claims have fallen through that the entire domain has a very poor reputation. Religious proofs predate modern science itself, and go all the way back to the early church. Their poor reputation is not a recent acquisition.

      What you are doing with this argument is sneaking the line of reasonableness closer to the religious side, to give the religious argument the edge and make the counter-argument look less reasonable. I know because I used to do it; I used to think that atheism was itself a positive assertion. If the correct scientific position really were neutral, then a assuming a position of skepticism before proof would be dogmatic. But that's not how it works.

      So you didn't say that atheists were fanatical dogmatists, but that is where your argument leads, though you may not intends this (there are people on the extreme who are using this same argument for that specific purpose--a variation on it is a mainstay of the ID agenda.) And I'm really not trying to convert you here--the more rationalists we have amongst religious believers, the better, because a lot just won't listen to anyone but a fellow believer any more. But I am trying to show you where the tone of anger comes from in a lot of these posts.

    6. Re:the "scientific" idiocy strikes again by catbutt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't see it as particularly inconsistant. Did he say that everyone should have a accepting of all beliefs equally?
      I don't believe in Santa Claus. I do believe that the earth is round. And in my opinion adults who believe the opposite are rather nutty. Not just because the beliefs are different from mine, but because those particular beliefs are SO unsupported by evidence and logic. (And unlike conventional religious views, the believers don't have the excuse that they are exposed an extremely high level of social pressure to beleive in them)
      Does that make me bigotted or inconsistant?

  18. The Real Problem by Eightyford · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course the real problem is that God is too busy helping rappers get their bling bling. This is obvious if you've ever watched a music awards show.

  19. There *is* a point, you just miss it by tgeller · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Science's task is to test hypotheses.

    The belief that prayer has beneficial medical effects is a widlely-held hypothesis that can be tested.

    The results of such a test could improve treatment and life in general. Therefore, it's a worthwhile pursuit.

    That *you* think it's silly doesn't change anything. Much sillier theories have been put to the test -- and gotten unexpected results.

    --
    Tom Geller
    1. Re:There *is* a point, you just miss it by hackstraw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Much sillier theories have been put to the test -- and gotten unexpected results.

      Yeah, there have been silly experiments where people's health improved after taking sugar pills.

      Its called Placebo effect.

    2. Re:There *is* a point, you just miss it by f97tosc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Science's task is to test hypotheses.

      The belief that prayer has beneficial medical effects is a widlely-held hypothesis that can be tested.
      The results of such a test could improve treatment and life in general. Therefore, it's a worthwhile pursuit.
      That *you* think it's silly doesn't change anything. Much sillier theories have been put to the test -- and gotten unexpected results.


      I agree that there is, scientifically, nothing wrong with testing silly hypotheses. And as you say, occasionally, you get unexpected results.

      However, we live in a world with very finite resources. I am disappointed that institutions such as Columbia University chooses to put their money on this kind of thing (it was a big study, and probably expensive). Don't they have more relevant research projects to fund? And the fact that the belief is widely held doesn't really change anything in my mind, that argument could be used to start research projects on astrology and TV psychics as well.

      Tor

  20. Does not help? by nasch · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seems to me the summary doesn't match TFA (big surprise). Which makes me think all the smug "well, duh" respondents didn't RTFA. Another surprise.

    "The researchers found no significant differences among the treatment groups in the primary composite endpoint. However, six-month mortality was lower in patients assigned bedside MIT, with the lowest absolute death rates observed in patients treated with both prayer and bedside MIT."

    How is a decreased 6-month death rate not helpful?

  21. Miss Cleo by dpilot · · Score: 2, Funny

    A friend of ours has the ultimate rejoinder to telephone psychics:

    "If they were really psychic, they'd call you!"

    Several years back, when I knew this friend was coming over for dinner, I arranged with a female co-worker to call her at our house, and begin with, "Hello (name), I'm a psychic, and you're having a problem with..." (I filled the co-worker in with a not-too-personal problem.) Something came up, and the whole thing fell through. Darn.

    --
    The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
  22. Maybe the victims were evil? by macz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perhaps the real reason is that the people studied were not worthy of divine intervention? Did anyone check their level of evil before praying for them?

    --
    ...But I digress. TREMBLE PUNY HUMANS!ONE DAY MY SPECIES WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!
  23. Re:Queue Religion Flamewar by pclminion · · Score: 2, Funny
    Okay, it's been queued. Unfortunately, you'll have to wait for the other ten million flamewar topics to be dequeued and processed before we can get to you. You queue number is 11791855. Have a nice day.

    Oh. You meant "CUE" the religious flamewar. Sorry, my bad.

  24. Re:That must be the 'new' math... by svkal · · Score: 3, Interesting
    As for proving 2 + 2 = 4. Hold up 2 finger on one hand, now do the same on the other, count the total number of fingers being held up.

    In mathematics, this would be called "intuition", not "proof". (And in anthropology, I suppose, "intuition" - or an extension thereof - would be called "religion".) What the GP was probably implying - as an analogy, obviously - was that to "prove" that 2 + 2 = 4 you need to make deductions that are ultimately based on axioms. Without these, things as basic as "equality" are uncertain and undefined, and you can't actually prove that 2 + 2 = 4.

    When you say that the King of the Potato People is just as likely to exist as any other God, you are basically regarding the world from an atheist perspective, making the assumption that the world is wholly explainable and that all people who claim to have had spiritual experiences are wrong. (If you were not making the latter assumption, you would have to admit that I could claim that the King of the Potato People would be more likely to exist if he had told me(directly or otherwise) that he did. The same argument, obviously, could apply - and is slightly more relevant - for the Christian God, or any other actively worshipped deity. Atheist mock-deities such as the IPU, the FSM, etc. and your (to my knowledge improvised) KotPP differ from the true religions in that nobody seriously claims to have any kind of divinely inspired faith in the former. (This is obviously an assumption made on a sociological basis, but one in which I feel fairly confident.) )

    Now, an atheist perspective is a perfectly valid perspective from which to view the world. But don't start thinking that it is the only valid perspective, or that you have somehow "proved" that one god or another doesn't exist, or that belief in gods is somehow "objectively" absurd.

    (By the way, knowing that this is Slashdot: I'm not saying that use of mathematical axioms is equivalent to religious beliefs. That was an analogy. (Oh, and I know you all know what "analogy" means. That was an attempt at a snide joke.))
  25. Prayer by swamphack · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've been content for the past several years to just read /. and never participate, but I want to respond to this issue. My youngest son spent the first 3 years of his life undergoing a series of open heart operations at the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia. I am a christian, and I believe in prayer. We received emails, letters, phone calls from people we didn't know, all over the world, who were praying for my son. Belief in prayer requires a belief in God, something that many slashdotter's seem to think is naive, and pointless. In my time at CHOP, and the Ronald McDonald House, I saw several kids not make it. By our last visit, I felt like we were running a gauntlet. I really think that my own sanity was starting to fray. Maybe prayer didn't affect my son's survival, maybe it did. I don't understand how it works. I do know that it helped me survive: just knowing how many people cared about my son, and were asking God to spare him; I knew that there was nothing I could do for my son, that I was helpless in this situation. I had to give it to God, the surgeons, the cardiologists, the amazing nursing staff.
    Does this make me weak-minded? Am I foolish to have faith?

  26. Prayer and the Sovereignty of God by Fished · · Score: 3, Interesting
    This experiment is IMO worthless, for much the same reason that previous experiments (with results more amenable to the faithful) were worthless.

    The problem is that no Christian who is not completely theologically naive is going to suppose that their prayer can make God do something. God does what God chooses to do, according to his own logic. That's why the Lord's prayer opens with (my translation):

    Our heavenly father,
    May /your/ name be held holy,
    May /your/ kingdom come,
    May /your/ will be done,
    All these on earth as in heaven.
    There is, right from the start, a recognition that the answer to prayer is at God's will (or whim if you prefer).

    In other words, prayer is not a deterministic process. You don't push a "pray" button and reliably expect a certain action from God. God's will is much more important than the will of the person praying. Because of this, prayer is not really susceptible to statistical analysis: God knows not just what you're praying, but why, and he has his own agenda that's perhaps rather different from yours. Worse, this sort of analysis generally cannot distinguish between "impossible" and "rare". Perhaps God only answers prayers for Anabaptists, or Pentecostals, or that truly dedicated fraction of the church that actually has better morals, lower divorce rates, and is what really keeps the church going. This sort of "fringe" reaction is going to be quite difficult to detect in the sort of study done.

    Why pray then? Perhaps for the same reason that death row inmates keep petitioning the governor, even though clemency is rare indeed: ultimately, there are circumstances in which only God has the power to do something, and once in a great while he does, for reasons that we find inscrutable. More importantly, for we Christians, Jesus told us to. Of course, just like that death row inmate, we don't /only/ pray. We pray and pursue every other option that we believe can help. But neither do we give up prayer just because it rarely "works" according to our agenda.

    One effect, incidentally, is that of maintaining hope. When a person loses hope, they've lost everything.

    Now this, of course, leads to a much more complicated problem (viz. theodicy, the study of why God allows suffering and evil.) But I'm certainly not going to tackle that in a slashdot post.

    --
    "He who would learn astronomy, and other recondite arts, let him go elsewhere. " -- John Calvin, commenting on Genesis 1
  27. More prayer for control group? by lotho+brandybuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't understand the mechanism by which prayer could help. I cannot conceive how G-d could care more about a person prayed about than a person not prayed about. So I can't easily come up with any method, either scientifically or "religiously," where prayer would improve outcomes, (Disclaimer: I'm just a confused citizen of the world, not a theologin) but I pray anyways. If I hear somebody I care about is terribly ill, there's no usually no logical action I can take. Prayer makes me feel a little better about the situation.

    I can come up with a way their control group could've been badly polluted. Some, perhaps many, "prayers" may have felt that it would be unethical or uncaring to not pray for the control group. So if every person in the study gets a prayer or two, but the anonymous control is getting the combined prayers of many, well, the control group would get more prayer. "Anonymous" means nothing to an omnipotent, omnipresent G-d.

  28. Won't help the patent, but maybe his relatives by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Now, praying may not help the patients. Actually, it won't. Provided that God exists (if he doesn't, the whole thing is moot anyway), he could have avoided the harm in the first place, so why should he change his mind? After all, according to all records he's supposedly omniscient and able to transcend space and time, so he knows things before they happen, and thus he would know whether the person repents or not without the need to resort to cheap tricks like that.

    It helps the patient's friend and relatives, though. They feel useless. Helpless. Unable to help their friend/relative. Hell, how do YOU, ordinary person, want to help a human in a serious medical condition when trained specialists, i.e. docs, can't do much? So praying might not help the patient, but it sure as hell helps his peers, giving them a way to deal with it and feel less helpless. Whether God exists or not doesn't even matter. It's something they can do to feel less useless and helpless.

    --
    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  29. No love from God. by Jerk+City+Troll · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This study does at least show that, if whatever pertinent deity exists, it cares more about its ego than the needs of people who may die as the result of an illness. (Which, because the fact of existence remains hidden, ensures that more people will suffer eternal damnation.) In otherwords, “God” cares les about human life and than about being worshipped by those with superstition. (Which is ironic because if we were created, we were created with logical, thinking minds which drive us to discover cause and effect rather than pursue blind faith.) So whether or not such a supernatural entity exists, we must find ways to advance and rely upon our science rather begging for help from invisible men in the sky.

    1. Re:No love from God. by God'sDuck · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ...if whatever pertinent deity exists, it cares more about its ego than the needs of people who may die...
      who *may* die? frankly, i will bet you a great deal of money that *all* people *will* die. yes, our science can buy us longer lives, and, possibly, more pleasant deaths (though wasting away to cancer hardly counts as more pleasant than saber-toothed-tigers to me), but when it comes to "not dying," religion tends to be more concerned with the (permanent) afterlife than the (curiously impermanent) mortal coil -- where the latter comes in, it's more in the terms of living well: feeding the hungry, sheltering the alien, consoling the widow.
    2. Re:No love from God. by God'sDuck · · Score: 2, Informative

      hinduism is explicitly interested in karma/reincarnation in search of nirvana, and islam in heaven (thus the whole "72 virgins" controversy with islamist sects); i know less about buddhism, but believe it has its own vested interest in acheiving tranquility and oneness. Judaism has varied in emphasis over the millenia, and is currently in one of its more worldly incarnations; historical Judaism, has, however, been every bit as apocalyptic and heaven-focused as modern American fundamentalism. but i think we're now firmly off topic. :-)

    3. Re:No love from God. by Cat_Byte · · Score: 2, Funny

      thus the whole "72 virgins" controversy with islamist sects

      No it's 72 Virginians waiting to beat the crap out of them. Virgins is just a misinterpretation due to speech barriers.

      After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face.
      Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.

      James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.

      Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America.

      As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.

      As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams "This is not what I was promised!"

      An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you, idiot. What did you think I said?"

      --
      Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one the bus load of girls just went down.
    4. Re:No love from God. by lysergic.acid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think his point was that God appears to care more about his own ego than the needs of suffering people. You're just picking at his wording of it.

      Also, the point you make raises one of the problems I have with mainstream religion; it's that it often devalues humanity and life (this life). All that is good and virtuous and extricated from humanity and placed in the symbol of "God," leaving humanity a base creature whose only salvation is in groveling at the feet of this perfect and vastly superior being. People glorify the afterlife and in return devalue the life they are living now, which is also earthly and "impermanent," as you say.

      So why persue science and medicine at all? why make discoveries? why create art? why listen to music? why start a family? Why not just spend our entire lives cloistered and worshipping this divine being who gives our life its only true meaning?

    5. Re:No love from God. by cubicledrone · · Score: 2, Funny

      leaving humanity a base creature

      Made in God's image. Religion is not perfect. God does not devalue humanity. People do.

      --
      Business isn't willing to pay for products, innovation and careers, so we get brands, mortgage commercials and layoffs.
    6. Re:No love from God. by barawn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This study does at least show that, if whatever pertinent deity exists, it cares more about its ego than the needs of people who may die as the result of an illness.

      Ah yes, once again, the ugly specter of poor wording and the Problem of Evil rears its head. (*)

      You've got an implicit assumption going from this study to your conclusion: you're assuming that it was possible that these people would survive.

      In fact, this is pretty common with prayer: we assume, implicitly, that the impossible is possible, and that said impossibility has no consequences other than the immediate action. That is, it's possible for said sick person to just magically become okay, with no drawbacks. This is pretty silly. The person praying doesn't know what's wrong with the sick person. They're just assuming that it would be better if they survived than if they died. That's an unfounded assumption.

      Note that this isn't presuming that prayer does nothing. It just can't change the inevitable. It's only our (false) hope that allows us to believe that certain things aren't inevitable.

      If I were God, I'd be incredibly insulted by your statement. You're presuming a lot of knowledge about the Universe that you simply don't have. How, precisely, do you know what the needs of the person who was ill was? And, presupposing that the person's death was inevitable, how do you know that that person's death wasn't made a ton easier by said deity?

      (*: The relation to the Problem of Evil is pretty straightforward. You're presupposing that "omnipotent" strictly means "able to do anything". This, unsurprisingly, causes problems with your logic, because "able to do anything" isn't a well-formed set. If you instead say that God is omnipotent, meaning "able to do anything that is possible" that clears the situation, and the resolution that I mentioned above - that there was nothing that could be done with regard to the ill people - is pretty clear.)

    7. Re:No love from God. by jc42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So why persue science and medicine at all? why make discoveries? why create art? why listen to music? why start a family? Why not just spend our entire lives cloistered and worshipping this divine being who gives our life its only true meaning?

      Why not, indeed. It appears that neither God (if He/She exists) nor Ma Nature (aka the evolutionary process) really cares much what you do. Both refuse to hand you any information about themselves, saying in effect that you're on your own and free to live your life as you wish.

      There is a widespread belief that God will punish you if you don't properly worship Him (or Her). But we have many conflicting claims on just how this worship is to be performed, and most of those claims include punishment if you pick the wrong style of worship. So the sensible approach might be to not worship at all, under what might be called a "reverse Pascal's Wager": It's better to suffer the mild punishment of being a noncommitted believer than to deal with the much greater punishment of having picked the wrong worship style.

      And, of course, if Ma Nature (aka ...) is really the one in charge, you won't be punished at all no matter how you act. She doesn't care how you live your life or if you die without descendants. She'll just continue to work with the ones who do produce offspring, and forget that you existed. She also doesn't care whether you worship Her or not, and won't punish you either way.

      --
      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
    8. Re:No love from God. by mdwh2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's largely the liberal athiest crowd that promotes abortion and euthanasia and teaches that I'm nothing more than a slightly evolved ape.

      Whilst it is fair to point out that not all religious people "devalue" life, it is ridiculous to lump a large group of diverse people under the label of "liberal atheist crowd", and suggest that they devalue life based on these absurd arguments.

      * People who are pro-choice (not pro abortion) often believe that before we are born is before what the OP would class as "this life". Yes, I know that you don't believe that, but the point is that that's what they believe, so there is no inconsistency in their beliefs.
      * Presumably valuing humanity also means valuing one's freedom to end one's life. There is more to quality and value of life than simply how long it is. So yes, allowing euthanasia is entirely consistent with valuing humanity and life.
      * "Cosmic accident" - have fun with your strawman.
      * I don't see how valuing life is equivalent to teaching them things that we have no idea are true just to comfort them - do you advocate teaching other fairy tales too? Also, I'm not sure that "You will burn in hell for eternity if you aren't a Christian" is comforting - I'd say that sort of stuff's quite disturbing for a child.
      * If you go back more than 100 years, most people were religious; one might equally ask why slavery occured in the first place, if the religious people valued a good life for slaves too? Obviously it wasn't due to atheists being in power!
      * Well, maybe you are just a slightly evolved ape, but the rest of us didn't evolve from apes, and no one says that the evolution is "slight" either (whilst the number of genetic differences may be small when looked at as a percentage of total genes, clearly the resultant differences are quite significant). Oh, and "nothing more" is strawman again. What do you claim - that we're "nothing more" than blobs made by God - how do we differ from the way animals were made? And you say women are nothing more than bits from men's ribs?

    9. Re:No love from God. by David+Rolfe · · Score: 2, Informative
      There is a similar sentiment in Penn Jilette's essay for "This I believe".

      http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?story Id=5015557

      An excerpt:
      Believing there's no God means I can't really be forgiven except by kindness and faulty memories. That's good; it makes me want to be more thoughtful. I have to try to treat people right the first time around.

      Believing there's no God stops me from being solipsistic. I can read ideas from all different people from all different cultures. Without God, we can agree on reality, and I can keep learning where I'm wrong. We can all keep adjusting, so we can really communicate. I don't travel in circles where people say, "I have faith, I believe this in my heart and nothing you can say or do can shake my faith." That's just a long-winded religious way to say, "shut up," or another two words that the FCC likes less. But all obscenity is less insulting than, "How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or do." So, believing there is no God lets me be proven wrong and that's always fun. It means I'm learning something.
      --
      Read Heinlein's 1953 Revolt in 2100, now more than ever.
  30. Other uncontrolled variables - they were EVIL? by spineboy · · Score: 2, Funny
    May be all the people who had heart disease in the study were evil/Satanists, and their hearts were stained with the evilness of their actions. So any prayer to this group may have been redirected to A: to saving their soul first, or B, since they wee evil, praying to God was the wrong choice, since Satan may have helped them in this group.

    What about religious choice - was that also cotrolled? Did they have Christians praying for Jews, Buddhists praying for Born agains?

    Maybe it was a bandwidth problem - i.e. God only has allocated 50 PPS (prayers per second) for cardiac patients, and God got Slashdotted by the study.

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    ..........FULL STOP.
  31. Fatal flaw by J.R.+Random · · Score: 3, Funny
    "The prayer groups for the study were located throughout the world and included Buddhist, Muslim, Jewish and multiple Christianity-based denominations."

    Obviously the One True God got pissed off that the researchers couldn't even decide which one of them He was, so He sat this one out.

  32. What is the point of Prayer? by homebrewmike · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Assuming God is omnipotent, omnipresent, and omni theater, what good is Prayer?

    If I truly need something, God most likley already knows about it, and it's up to Him if he does anything about it.

    If I truly am thankful, God will know.

    Moreover, saying Grace always seemed like a cruel joke: Thanks God for making me dependent upon a scarce resource. Sure, food isn't scarce in the U.S. (for unto us was given Agribiz, and it was deemed good by the markets...) but it is scarce elsewhere.

    The biggest failure is the prayer for peace. Every Sunday Charlantan says "Pray for Peace," but it never comes. And, based upon the ministerial world view, the Peace they want is completely different than the peace a different faith wants.

    Prayer as a meditation? Now, that sounds a good thing. Reflect on the days events. Question if I'm really doing the right thing. Probably not a bad thing. But asking the Holy Game Show Host for stuff? Well, seems like a waste of everyone's time.

  33. Re:Do not test the Lord your God. by ylikone · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do not est the Lord your God.... for then ye shall now I'm a sham.

    --
    Meh.
  34. Re:But to whom? by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just to be sure, I be sure to hit most of the major Greek gods, the major Roman gods, Yahweh (old and new testament variants), Allah, Quetzalcoatl, Ra, Vishnu, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    Don't forget Cthulhu!!

  35. Impossible to test conclusively by DCheesi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The study in this article didn't account for normal friends-and-family prayers, it only varied the presence of arranged prayers from strangers (who probably had ulterior motives). At most this study might show that "prayer bulletins" and praying for complete strangers isn't particularly useful. The study says nothing about prayers from loved-ones, which many people would say are the most sincere and thus the most useful.

    Practically speaking, it's impossible to do a scientific test that would clear up this issue for everyone. You're never going to convince loved-ones to *not* pray for the patient, so double-blind studies are out. And post-analysis of outcomes for religious vs. non-religious patients/families would be contaminated by the differences in the patients' own beliefs and attitudes.

  36. In the words of Robert Ingersoll... by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "The hands that help are better than the lips that pray."

    A sentiment that remains unaffected by the outcome of such a study, IMO...

  37. Bash by christian.elliott · · Score: 4, Funny

    This reminds me of a great bash.org quote that I'd like to share with you all:

    Gear Grinder X: once, we had these total freak seventh day advenist (or whatever) freak ass neighbors

    Gear Grinder X: and this girl Lanna was a little younger than me

    Gear Grinder X: she was a bitch, and they were all totally religious

    Gear Grinder X: she threw rocks at me once on my bike, and so I turned around, and went to run over here

    Gear Grinder X: I was hauling ASS, and you know what she did?

    Gear Grinder X: put her hands on her hips, and stood there and said "The lord will protect me"

    Gear Grinder X: well.... he didn't

  38. RTFA - A Failure EXCEPT For Rate of Mortality!! by Praxiteles · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Read the article closely.

    Prayer did affect six month mortality.

    "...six-month mortality was lower in patients assigned bedside MIT, with the lowest absolute death rates observed in patients treated with both prayer and bedside MIT..."

    So the death rate is the same right away but six months later, if you were prayed for, you have a much better chance of being alive. You will also have less of a chance to be re-hospitalized.

    As a physician myself, I find it interesting that the authors chose to pitch this as a failure for prayer rather than a success.

  39. Re:That must be the 'new' math... by meringuoid · · Score: 2, Informative
    your (to my knowledge improvised) KotPP

    The King of the Potato People was an entity born of Arnold J. Rimmer's feverish delusions, in the episode 'Quarantine' from the fifth series of Red Dwarf. The rest of the crew are in quarantine enforced by Rimmer, ostensibly to avoid infecting the ship with a dangerous insanity virus, but really out of spite. Rimmer himself has managed to contract the virus anyway. The crew are trying to talk Rimmer into letting them out, and it becomes increasingly clear that he is insane, and so they attempt to humour him... leading to the immortal line:

    "So let me get this straight. You have a magic carpet and you want to fly on it to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom... and you're telling me you are completely sane?"

    I went with the King of the Potato People because, since I was arguing that asking for favours from such entities is subject to a strange double standard, I thought the Red Dwarf association might work rather well, especially with a geek audience. The Invisible Pink Unicorn and the Flying Spaghetti Monster have rather different symbolic meaning.

    --
    Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.
  40. The FSM is smarter than they thought! by Java+Ape · · Score: 3, Funny
    This is not surprising. The Flying Spaghetti Monster who created all things has thus far deigned to appear to only a handful of people, from which me may infer that He desires to remain hidden from the masses so that we can develop faith.. We know that, while he created the world, he included fossils and geologic clues to amuse the scientists and encourage creative thought among humans. Now, had he reached out with his noodely appendage and healed a high percentage of the prayerful in this study, with all those statisticians standing by, it would have destroyed faith for all would soon have known of his existance.

    Silly people -- did they really believe the Flying Spaghetti Monster would allow his plans to be unraveled by such a blatent manipulation? Hasn't he said, "Thou shalt not tempt thy FSM, except it be with grated cheese?" These silly mortals have no idea who they're messing with. Beware the noodly appendage filled with wrath!

  41. Re:Queue Religion Flamewar by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 2, Funny

    See? God wins!