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Microsoft May Delay Windows Vista Again

UltimaGuy writes to mention a Reuters report, stating that Vista may be delayed again, this time by up to three months. From the article: " The research note, released to clients [by the Gartner Group] on Monday, said the new Windows Vista operating system is too complex to be able to meet Microsoft's targeted November release for volume license customers and January launch for retail consumers. A Microsoft spokeswoman said the company disagreed with the Gartner report and it was still on track to meet its launch dates."

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  1. Well ... by vodkamattvt · · Score: 5, Funny

    I certainly didnt see this coming!

  2. Suggested new Name by Vyvyan+Basterd · · Score: 5, Funny

    MS/Hurd

    1. Re:Suggested new Name by Eudial · · Score: 5, Funny

      How about "Windows Forever"? Sounds more poetic.

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    2. Re:Suggested new Name by EnsilZah · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, since the first letter in the acronym doesn't have any meaning anyway, i think MS/Turd would be more apropriate.

    3. Re:Suggested new Name by rbochan · · Score: 4, Funny

      At this rate, Debian Etch will go Stable first.

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    4. Re:Suggested new Name by WilliamSChips · · Score: 2, Funny

      At this rate, Debian Etch's successor will go stable first.

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    5. Re:Suggested new Name by sessamoid · · Score: 3, Funny

      Better yet, "Windows Took Forever". The acronym is better, too.

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    6. Re:Suggested new Name by elventear · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think it should be: Windows Hasta la Vista

    7. Re:Suggested new Name by node+3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      At this rate, Debian *Sid* will go stable first.

  3. Vista Slogan by frosty_tsm · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We won't be releasing it any time soon, but please enjoy the view."

  4. What's the hold-up? by RLiegh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Haven't they finished taking out everything that makes it different from XP yet?!??!?

  5. When did MS hire ex by t0qer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Duke Nukem 3D project managers?

  6. a distant view by SimonInOz · · Score: 5, Funny

    vista (vs't) pronunciation
    n.

    1. A distant view or prospect, especially one seen through an opening, as between rows of buildings or trees.

    Hmm ... "distant" ...

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  7. Dupe? by Cyberglich · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did't we know this months ago?

  8. In other news... by adminsr · · Score: 1, Funny

    Microsoft has announced that their next-gen OS, formerly known as Vista, will be renamed "Vista Forever". Steve Ballmer was unavailable for comment.

  9. Gartner excels by bstadil · · Score: 2, Funny
    From the article:

    "Microsoft still wants to get it out as soon as possible

    Amazing insight. Worth every penny spend on the report

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  10. Cue MS trolls by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "It's not THAT late."

    "Still better than Linux"

    "It's only because MS is so far ahead already; they feel no need to rush their product out the door."

    "This time they'll get the security issues right."

    "Damned if they do, damned if they don't. You Linux advocates complain no matter what; admit that this way they'll avoid the bugs!"

    "It's Windows! It's the biggest project anywhere! 3 million lines of code! And it's Vista, the biggest upgrade yet! What's a few months between friends? Vista is WAY bigger than any Linux distribution!"

    "Microsoft has to be enterprise ready. Linux is for dweebs and nerds. Of course Windows has a longer release cycle; that's 'cause its better"

    "It's not fair; if MS didn't have to deal with all these vindictive, nerdy hackers, Windows wouldn't take so long to develop. Imagine if Apple or Linux had to deal with these black hat hackers."

    "We're MS. The Volume Goes to 11 Here."

    Did I miss any?

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    1. Re:Cue MS trolls by sharkey · · Score: 5, Funny
      "Vista ain't done, 'til Boot Camp don't run."

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  11. And here's a suggested screenshot by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Re:And here's a suggested screenshot by moosesocks · · Score: 5, Funny

      Slashdot.... the only place where it is necessary to use the Coral cache to display a blank GIF so that the host server doesn't go down in flames....

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  12. This just in! by Slithe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft announced, in a (very) recent press release, some of the exciting technlologies in Windows Vista. Apparently, the aging NT kernel has been scrapped, and the new Windows kernel will use a combination of the GNU/Hurd and the L4 microkernel to power its next-gen operating system. While desktop users might not care about what is under the hood, they will be amazed at the next-gen Windows desktop, which uses the E17 shell. Gamers of the world will rejoice, because Microsoft has replaced the venerable MS Solitaire card game with Duke Nukem: Forever. In a possible attempt to squash threats from the World Wide Web (again), Microsoft has leveraged Udanax infrastructure to provide 'transclusion' technologies. This will surely be the greatest Windows Operating System ever, if not the greatest Operating System ever!

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  13. Re:Some "Analysis" by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe he's referring to people holding off on buying a Mac until Vista is released.

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  14. Re:Trainwreck! by BigCheese · · Score: 2, Funny

    You do know that +1 Funny mods don't improve Karma?

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  15. The most appropriate comment would appear to be... by metroplex · · Score: 4, Funny
    Hasta la vista!

    Sorry, sorry.

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  16. Re:More imporantly by masdog · · Score: 2, Funny

    If Gartner is only 25% correct, then that means we won't be seeing Vista until sometime around December 20th, 2012.

  17. It ... umm... by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, well, it ... it ...

    IT HAS A 3D USER INTERFACE!!!1!1!!!1111

    Whew. 28 seconds.

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  18. Re:If anyone actually expected MS to be on time... by Moofie · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Because if waiting a few more months means getting what's the most up-to-date"

    You're new to this whole computer buying thing, aren't you?

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  19. Re:This is getting old by drsmithy · · Score: 2, Funny
    As soon as it comes out and the deficiencies are known, organizations will have little reason not to move to Apples which are now superior in all ways except video games.

    And performance.

    And price.

    And hardware support.

    And possibly software support.

  20. Re:This is getting old by Jowey · · Score: 3, Funny

    ad infinitum...
    Also I'm not sure how you got OSX 'Tiger' to run a G3, unless you know of a trick I don't know of. I didn't think it would install, nor function properly without the altivec extensions.

    What trick did I use to get OSX 10.4 to run on my G3 800mhz iBook with 640ram?

    Step one: Insert DVD-rom into DVD drive.

    Step two: Click INSTALL.

    Step three: Wait an hour or so.

    Step four: Enjoy Mac OSX 10.4 with, as others have stated, high end functions like Quartz Extreme and the like turned off. They're not supported, so it doesn't use them. All they do is speed up the OS, so it runs without them, just slower.

  21. Re:Rush job? by EvanED · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, nothing marks a rush job more than delaying it.

  22. Re:Brilliant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    explain to me how Monad and WinFS are collectively better than the hundreds of improvements


    I just cannot wait for the GNU version of Monad.

    Gonad.. the shell with balls!
  23. Re:Tell me again, what's coming in Vista? by ecorona · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know, the way things are going, some window manager for linux accomplish this much sooner?

  24. Vista by SeeMyNuts! · · Score: 4, Funny


    In this case: A wide view of many things far far away.

  25. Re:3D interface is already here by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

    But it is the first Windows-OS with a graphical user interface.

    It's just like Malibu Stacy with a new hat.

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