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John Dvorak's Eight Signs MS is Dead in the Water

j79 writes "John Dvorak has written an opinion piece on why he believes Microsoft is dead in the water. He discusses Vista, Office 2007, MSN and MSN search, the Xbox 360, Pad-based computing, .Net, and Microsoft's obsession with Google. "

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  1. The future is now! by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

    My god, the marketwatch site is well ahead of the game.

    They have incorporated Web 2.1 Server side blink!

    If you think I'm joking, just look at the stock quotes on the page.

    As for MS being dead in the water, I think they certainly have the sharks swimming around them, but I wouldn't call them dead just yet.
    Remember, its not over until the fat penguin sings.

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    1. Re:The future is now! by Babbster · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...Microsoft can stay right where they are and continue milking their cash cows for a long, long time.

      I would just like to point out that, cash or not, maintaining a cow at sea has got to be pretty difficult...

  2. Eight! by tehshen · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess if he makes more than one prediction at once, there's more of a chance that he'll be right with at least one of them!

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    Guy asked me for a quarter for a cup of coffee. So I bit him.
  3. Oh No! Apple is DOOMED! by X43B · · Score: 5, Funny

    "John Dvorak has written an opinion piece on why he believes Microsoft is dead in the water."

    If Microsoft is dead in the water, what OS will Apple put on its next gen computers?

    1. Re:Oh No! Apple is DOOMED! by mahdi13 · · Score: 4, Funny
      If Microsoft is dead in the water, what OS will Apple put on its next gen computers?
      BSD!
      oh, wait...
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  4. The obsession with Google by RunFatBoy.net · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is where Microsoft stopped innovating. Whenever you get into a "one-up" cold war, your thinking becomes limited to finding features that are just over what the competitor is doing and not necessarily related to what makes the life of the user easier.

    MS has taken their eye off of the ball and has been concentrating on everything but the user.

    Jim http://www.runfatboy.net/ -- A workout plan that doesn't feel like homework.

  5. Doesn't matter. by gasmonso · · Score: 4, Insightful

    With a 90% installbase and billions and billions of dollars... Microsoft isn't going anywhere. People are still addicted to their software and will keep coming back for more. They can sustain a lack of creativity for many many years.

    http://religiousfreaks.com/
    1. Re:Doesn't matter. by sfjoe · · Score: 5, Insightful


      In the tech industry , the market leader can lose ground EXTREMELY rapidly. Anyone seen a Hayes modem recently?

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    2. Re:Doesn't matter. by migwa · · Score: 5, Funny

      Has anyone seen a modem recently?

  6. Making sense for once by the+linux+geek · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For once, this guy is actually making sense. When was the last time M$ actually innovated something? It's been a while. Win95 was the last thing I remember, and even that was strongly influenced by both X and the Mac. Vista has become XP with Glass; Office 2007 is a new UI to look better under Vista. IE7 is a Firefox clone, and Microsoft has been spewing Google-copycat programs for a while now.

  7. .NET is dead in the water? by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wish I could write something that is as 'dead' as .NET is. I'd be a billionaire.

  8. Wait, is Dvorak an idiot this time or a genius? by TrekCycling · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh, yeah, he's always an idiot. One of the few examples of where Slashdot hypocricy doesn't happen. We can all agree a monkey with a blackboard and chalk could do a better job.

  9. Dvorak's eight reasons to view my ads by maynard · · Score: 5, Funny

    1) my points are baseless

    2) flamebait!

    3) hey, I might not be right but at least I'm fun to read...

    4) M$ $uck3rz!!1!!

    5) Hey, I own a Mac too!

    6) Did I mention my employers advertisements? Could you buy something please?

    7) I'm too old to find a real tech job. Thanks for the "work"!

    8) Hey, Slashdot linked to me! Again and again and again! I must be doing something right!!!

  10. And soon will come the flood by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 5, Insightful

    of Slashdrones denouncing Dvorak as a troll. Well, that might be right, but he's a successful troll. You can only accomplish that if you put enough truth and insight, wacky and wrongheaded though it may eventually turn out to be, into your communications as to make for interesting reading. Dvorak does that.

    Take this article. I don't know about all the reasons. For example, I'm not a gamer so I don't know crap about the 360. But there's something here for everyone. He says that Vista OS and Office 2007 will be problematic letdowns. He says MSN and the MSN Search Engine are essentially useless. He points out an abandoned former focus, pad-based computing. Is there anything there that's really all that nuts?

    No, there isn't. But then, like a good troll who has thrown out a couple of interesting statements to which nearly everyone can say "He's got a point," he then moves on to the provocation - Preoccupation with Google. He calls it a distraction. He tosses out opinions like they're facts. No matter how you view the relationship between Google and MS, there's something in that paragraph to disagree with.

    Thus, conversation ensues. Slashdot stories get posted. Traffic gets created.

    The man is a damn good troll and he deserves far more props (for that) than he gets around here.

  11. ENOUGH OF THIS TROLL!!! by nweaver · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Can we please have a 6 month moratorium on NOT posting Dvorak's trolls on the front page of slashdot?

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  12. he may have some valid points. by yagu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Six years ago I had a heated debate with a friend about what should be done about Microsoft. I was (and still am) adamant Microsoft needs legal throttling. Microsoft escaped by the hair of their chin with a fortuitous changing of the guard shortly after losing their DOJ battle (Clinton and Democrats to Bush and the big-money-friendly Republicans). Clearly the new regime had no appetite for any meaningful punishment for Microsoft.

    My friend waved his hands and said, "Let the market forces settle it", to which I pointed out Microsoft had gained so much power and momentum that market forces may have become irrelevant.

    While better late than never, I think Dvorak makes some good points, but would focus on one I think he misses the mark:

    Preoccupation with Google. Microsoft is too easily distracted by successful companies who are not competitors. There is a deep-rooted belief that if a company like Google is successful, then they are an enemy per se. So the company obsesses on what Google is doing rather than concentrating on important Microsoft projects. Now Microsoft is about to do a deal with Yahoo to flank Google. This old-lady-like skittishness is unbecoming for a company this size.

    I think Microsoft is right to worry about Google. Google has blind-sided Microsoft on yet another "it's the internet" facet they either glibly ignored, or just didn't see. Google has planted the seed that maybe, just maybe, the OS isn't going to be relevant in the future, thus allowing more free choice, and less dependence on Microsoft. Google's "proof" that XMLHTTPREQUEST can provide responsive web apps as stopgap technology (I can't believe that there eventually will be some better replacement) has spawned many other interesting companies and application.

    Some of these "AJAX" apps are downright useful, and for the casual user, can completely replace their office suites in functionality (for their purposes), and then some (remote, network accessible from anywhere).

    The amazing irony in all of this is Microsoft invented what may end up being the Silver Bullet that defeats them (XMLHTTPREQUEST). And, finally, maybe market forces will level the playing field.

  13. It's not MS, it's Dvorak by MonkeyCookie · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think Slashdot has given about 8000 reasons why Dvorak is dead in the water.

  14. Re:Dear God... by The+Snowman · · Score: 5, Funny

    PLEASE make my dreams come true!!!

    Okay, but where will we find a dead hooker, a llama, and 12 gallons of motor oil at this time of night?

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    24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day. Coincidence? I think not!
  15. Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 5, Insightful

    C'mon. He is supposed to be an "expert" but doesn't know what Groove is? Lotus Notes? Gee, John. What did Ray Ozzie do at the time he was recruited?

    MS is headed for diminshed expectation land - but Dvorak is like the IT version of Limbaugh. What a maroon.

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    "Speaking the Truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act." -- George Orwell
    1. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The ONE thing he DOESN'T mention - also indicating he is an idiot, and has NO clue:

      The Office UI is 100% different form every previous Office version. 16 years of training - down the Toilet!

      I may be "better", but the adoption curve is huge, and the backlash will be tremendous. There is no "fallback" or "training-wheels" mode for the old Office UI - and it STILL won't render correctly under Vista. All of this has escaped Mr. Know-It-All Dvorak.

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      "Speaking the Truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act." -- George Orwell
    2. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by IntlHarvester · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For like 12 years MS hasn't changed the Office UI singificantly because of "training" issues, and everyone here flamed them for rehashing the same product over-and-over.

      Then they rethink the UI and people start going "OMG! Training!". Let's be realistic here -- a substantial portion of the userbase is still on MS Office 2000 -- companies will have at least 5 years to get ready to adapt to this, and by that time it will be quite easy to hire people who know the new UI.

      Slashdot is the kind of place where everyone thinks that enveryone should all switch to Linux/Mac/OpenOffice/Whatever tomorrow as the magic bullet. Nobody here ever seems to care about training until MS Office comes up.

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    3. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by SuperRob · · Score: 4, Informative

      For someone currently using the new Office beta, and having been intimately familiar with previous versions, I'd just like to say that the learning curve is suprisingly low. I've had little problem getting going with it, and my documents look arguably more polished now since some features are better "exposed" with the ribbon.

      On the flip-side, finding the options and changing defaults is trickier if you don't know what to look for. But overall, I think the "retraining" argument doesn't hold a lot of weight.

    4. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 4, Funny

      You must be an atypical Office user - capable of both learning new skills and adapting to changing situations. I've known many with opposable thumbs you have a HUGE jump on. I wish you the greatest of success and many offspring interested in removing some of the idiots I've worked with from the evolutionary ladder.

    5. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Luscious868 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So let me get this straight. People bitch and moan about Vista because there will be nothing new and they bitch and moan about Office 2007 because too much is new. Microsoft is damned if they do and damned if they don't.

    6. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by IntlHarvester · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Here's the counter argument:

      MICROSOFT: Are you retraining everyone for something better, or are you using something that's "10 years behind" like OpenOffice.

      The idea being that the new Office UI improves effeciency and therefore has a Training ROI and isn't just gratuitiously different.

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  16. Re:I love this by antifoidulus · · Score: 5, Funny

    But Ann Coulter is hot....are you insinuating that Dvorak would look good in a bathing su....OH GOD IMAGES IN MY HEAD! PLEASE GET THEM OUT!!!

  17. Microsoft 2006 = IBM 1984 by WombatControl · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't think Microsoft is in any danger of dying - companies with billions of dollars in their war chest don't tend to die. What Microsoft will do is lose their dominance of the market to smaller, more nimble competitors. Microsoft is in the same position that IBM was in during most of the 1980s - they have a near-monopoly position in a maturing market, but they're struggling to adapt themselves to changing conditions.

    Like Microsoft, IBM was a massive corporation with an entrenched and risk-averse corporate culture. IBM had the same kind of market dominance and clout that Microsoft has now. IBM came out with their latest and greatest consumer machine in 1984 - the PCjr - but it was a horrendous flop because it didn't take the needs of users into consideration. I'm becoming more and more convinced that Windows Vista will be the same thing - a flop that came about because of a poor understanding of what users really want. I think that the LUA system in Vista will be as badly received as the PCjr's chiclet keys.

    IBM didn't die, but they did lose a lot of money and a lot of marketshare to smaller, more nimble competitors like Compaq. It was only after IBM started refocusing on their core competencies (big iron, blade servers, etc.) that IBM's really regained some of its strength - but even today it doesn't have near the dominance that it did now.

    The days of the Windows monoculture are starting to wane - Apple has a product that's more than competitive with Microsoft's offerings. Microsoft, like IBM back then, just isn't nimble enough to meet the demands of a changing marketplace. Microsoft's attempts to do vertical integration aren't working all that well - the XBox Division is bleeding cash left and right despite the popularity of their product, the online division is floundering to compete with Google, and businesses aren't going to retrain their staff to deal with Office 2007.

    Microsoft isn't belly up yet, and probably won't be for a good, long time, but their continued missteps may see them lose a significant amount of money and marketshare.

  18. you ALMOST got it by moochfish · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dvorak almost had it. People here almost had it.

    Microsoft is starting to look lost because it is focusing so much attention at so many businesses that are not its core: software development. Things like MSN, search, xbox are cash sinkholes that are not what makes Microsoft the powerful and respected (well, maybe not at Slashdot) company that it is. Up to here, everybody is getting.

    But what Dvorak and most of everybody here on Slashdot is missing is that this is not a choice Microsoft has. Microsoft sees 5, 10, 15 years ahead and knows that the days of its packaged software dominance are going to end. With computers reaching the power and speed of "good enough for daily tasks," consumers are less and less likely to want to pay to upgrade to a new operating system. With the emergence of browser applications and the gradual (albiet not full) maturation of free open source alternatives to Office and Windows, Microsoft has serious looming threats in the near future.

    Microsoft is smart. It is trying to reinvent itself BEFORE the trends of technology FORCE it to. By finding a new cash cow to rely on, it can sit comfortable the day a new version of Windows *doesn't* gain wide adoption (thinking - of course - two or three versions from now). Traditionally, that cash cow was and is Office. Let's not forget many people are perfectly content with Office 97 and see no need to upgrade to the newest version. This will only become more common as the Office product matures further. And as I stated above, and with the news that ODF is now an ISO standard, even Office is no longer a safe bet *in the long term.* Microsoft execs realize this threat is not yet mature as everybody here on Slashdot wishes, but DOES realize that given enough time, their Office revenue stream will dwindle as well.

    So what happens? Microsoft looks at the current fastest growing technical market and tries to enter that race: search (Google), online ads (Google), online content deliver (iTunes). Microsoft is banking on online content distribution and services. If they're smart, they will tie their Office products with various online services to create the next generation online desktop Office applications. They will then charge a subscription fee and serve ads. THAT is where Microsoft is going. And they've got 40 billion dollars to ensure it happens.

    And what about the xbox? It's got NOTHING to do with anything. It is Bill Gate's life long dream to make Microsoft an entertainment hub. But if all the threats mentioned above come around in full force as they probably will in 10 years, this dream will probably never fully materialize. It's just the world's richest man making his company invest in his pet project.

  19. What a coincidence! by MoxFulder · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was just about to publish my article, "Eight Signs That John Dvorak is Dead in the Water".

    1. Re:What a coincidence! by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Honestly...why do the editors keep posting his garbage? Humor value?"

      Isn't it obvious? So that we can argue about it and they can be amused by all of us arguing about it.

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  20. Microsoft and innovation by number6x · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Those nifty AJAXified updating stock quotes are using an XmlHTTPRequest.

    The XmlHTTPRequest was developed by Microsoft and later implemented in other browsers.

    Its been around a long time, and MS never really did much with it.

    It took a bunch of open source coders to make anything cool or useful with it.

    But MS should get the props for inventing it.

    It is the one example of innovation I can think of from them that has ever amounted to something.

    I think the fact that Microsoft avoids innovation like the plague is actually one of their secrets to profit and success.

    • Bill gates stole the code for his first basic compiler out of a dumpster at Dartmouth. Let others innovate, and just sell their hard work as yours. Kaching$$
    • Bill gates says he bought QDOS, Digital says he just licensed it. Let others innovate, and just sell their hard work as yours. Kaching$$
    • Ie? Spyglass. Let others innovate, and just sell their hard work as yours. Kaching$$
    • NT? OS/2 and VAX. Let others innovate, and just sell their hard work as yours. Kaching$$
    • Access? Foxpro? Let others innovate, and just sell their hard work as yours. Kaching$$

    Let others waste their time and money innovating. Innovation is for the losers. Wait, stall, and make empty vaporware promises, then buy someone else's finished product at the last minute and rebrand it as yours.

    It has always made them the most profitable software vendor in the past, why should they change now?

  21. Where will the giant fall? by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 4, Insightful
    How will the giant fall? If it falls on top of you then you have a serious problem. If it falls in the way, then you have a less serious, but still big problem.

    History is littered with many examples of sudden changes in power structure causing a lot of pain all around (Roman Empire, break up of USSR,...). Far better would be shift so that MS no longer abuses its power and instead becomes a contributory member of the industry.

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    1. Re:Where will the giant fall? by misleb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Look, I realize that Microsoft is big, but comparing it to the collapse of an empire is just silly. I mean, the fall of an empire has real tangible effect on people's lives. A switch of operating systems is trivial in comparison.

      -matthew

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  22. Re:I love this by utexaspunk · · Score: 4, Funny