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John Dvorak's Eight Signs MS is Dead in the Water

j79 writes "John Dvorak has written an opinion piece on why he believes Microsoft is dead in the water. He discusses Vista, Office 2007, MSN and MSN search, the Xbox 360, Pad-based computing, .Net, and Microsoft's obsession with Google. "

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  1. The future is now! by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

    My god, the marketwatch site is well ahead of the game.

    They have incorporated Web 2.1 Server side blink!

    If you think I'm joking, just look at the stock quotes on the page.

    As for MS being dead in the water, I think they certainly have the sharks swimming around them, but I wouldn't call them dead just yet.
    Remember, its not over until the fat penguin sings.

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    1. Re:The future is now! by Gropo · · Score: 2, Insightful
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    2. Re:The future is now! by timeOday · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I wouldn't call them dead just yet.
      "Dead in the water" doesn't mean you're dead, it means you're not going anywhere fast. In a rapidly changing market that probably would be deadly, but in a world where many people are satisfied with Windows 2000 and Word 97, Microsoft can stay right where they are and continue milking their cash cows for a long, long time.
    3. Re:The future is now! by Babbster · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...Microsoft can stay right where they are and continue milking their cash cows for a long, long time.

      I would just like to point out that, cash or not, maintaining a cow at sea has got to be pretty difficult...

    4. Re:The future is now! by QuietLagoon · · Score: 2, Informative
      but I wouldn't call them dead just yet.

      If you read the entire article (specifically the last paragraph), you will see that Dvorak agrees that Microsoft is not dead, nor does he expect them to die.

    5. Re:The future is now! by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not if you have your Manatee Network Certification.

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    6. Re:The future is now! by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Funny


      c--------1---------2--------3--------4---------5-- -----6---------7-------8
                    PROGRAM
                                PRINT 100, 'Just as long as you stay in 80 columns per line '
                    1 //'of code you should be OK'
                                PRINT 100, 'DIGITAL VAX FOREVER!'
      100 FORMAT(A)
                    END

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  2. If Dvorak is right by RLiegh · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...and he almost never is.

    1. Re:If Dvorak is right by pimpimpim · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, just imagine if Dvorak was right and Apple would start using Intel chips!! When that day will come I will see the pigs fly over!!


      Oh, wait...

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    2. Re:If Dvorak is right by The+Snowman · · Score: 2, Funny

      [If Dvorak is right] ...and he almost never is.

      "almost?" Did that slip in there on accident?

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    3. Re:If Dvorak is right by maynard · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wasn't Dvorak predicting Apple would use Itanic and not X86? Was Dvorak really correct? Only insofar as that Apple chose the same supplier.

  3. I love this by Soporific · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Some more of John Dvorak's keyboard drooling... Why did anyone give this guy a job writing?

    ~S

    1. Re:I love this by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 2, Funny
      Some more of John Dvorak's keyboard drooling... Why did anyone give this guy a job writing?

      No kidding! He is the Ann Coulter of the tech world, and just as manly.

    2. Re:I love this by antifoidulus · · Score: 5, Funny

      But Ann Coulter is hot....are you insinuating that Dvorak would look good in a bathing su....OH GOD IMAGES IN MY HEAD! PLEASE GET THEM OUT!!!

    3. Re:I love this by dhakbar · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ann Coulter hot?

      What?

    4. Re:I love this by Gattman01 · · Score: 3, Funny
      Ann Coulter hot?


      Some people's standards are just too low. Why else would they be busy posting on here anyway...
    5. Re:I love this by utexaspunk · · Score: 4, Funny
  4. Eight! by tehshen · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess if he makes more than one prediction at once, there's more of a chance that he'll be right with at least one of them!

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  5. Another BS prediction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People always fail to take into account that MS has a war chest comprising some tens of billions of dollars. Love them or hate them, MS is going nowhere anytime soon.

    1. Re:Another BS prediction by The+Snowman · · Score: 3, Informative

      Mister Coward, you obviously didn't read TFM where Dvorak says Microsoft will continue to make "gobs and gobs" of money. He argues that they will be less and less relavent, not that they will make less and less profit.

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    2. Re:Another BS prediction by greed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Making "gobs and gobs" of money doesn't sound dead in the water to me. Being irrelevant AND making gobs and gobs of money sounds ideal, really; you don't need to do much except have a treasure bath.

  6. How About... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Eight signs Dvorak is dead in the water

  7. Oh No! Apple is DOOMED! by X43B · · Score: 5, Funny

    "John Dvorak has written an opinion piece on why he believes Microsoft is dead in the water."

    If Microsoft is dead in the water, what OS will Apple put on its next gen computers?

    1. Re:Oh No! Apple is DOOMED! by mahdi13 · · Score: 4, Funny
      If Microsoft is dead in the water, what OS will Apple put on its next gen computers?
      BSD!
      oh, wait...
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    2. Re:Oh No! Apple is DOOMED! by Rialtus · · Score: 2, Funny

      BSOD

  8. The obsession with Google by RunFatBoy.net · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is where Microsoft stopped innovating. Whenever you get into a "one-up" cold war, your thinking becomes limited to finding features that are just over what the competitor is doing and not necessarily related to what makes the life of the user easier.

    MS has taken their eye off of the ball and has been concentrating on everything but the user.

    Jim http://www.runfatboy.net/ -- A workout plan that doesn't feel like homework.

    1. Re:The obsession with Google by ignorant_newbie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Is where Microsoft stopped innovating

      um... MS innovating? other than MS Bob, which innovations are you refering to?

    2. Re:The obsession with Google by idlake · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Microsoft's research labs are excellent. I think it's their management (too obsessed with domination through sleazy business tricks) and their developers (spoiled kids hired right out of college who have seen nothing other than Microsoft in their careers) that keep messing up the products.

    3. Re:The obsession with Google by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 2, Insightful
      um... MS innovating? other than MS Bob, which innovations are you refering to?

      Actually, MS innovates a lot. The fact that you do not see that, is because you confuse "innovating" with "inventing". "Inventing" means doing something new. MS does nothing new. So they coined the term "innovating" to refer to slapping a label saying "new and improved" on an existing product.

  9. Doesn't matter. by gasmonso · · Score: 4, Insightful

    With a 90% installbase and billions and billions of dollars... Microsoft isn't going anywhere. People are still addicted to their software and will keep coming back for more. They can sustain a lack of creativity for many many years.

    http://religiousfreaks.com/
    1. Re:Doesn't matter. by sfjoe · · Score: 5, Insightful


      In the tech industry , the market leader can lose ground EXTREMELY rapidly. Anyone seen a Hayes modem recently?

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    2. Re:Doesn't matter. by migwa · · Score: 5, Funny

      Has anyone seen a modem recently?

    3. Re:Doesn't matter. by DA-MAN · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In the tech industry , the market leader can lose ground EXTREMELY rapidly. Anyone seen a Hayes modem recently?

      Very good point. For a long time the PC's were synonymous with IBM-Compatible. Now IBM's not even in the PC game.

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    4. Re:Doesn't matter. by coolsva · · Score: 3, Insightful

      More appropriately, anyone remember Lotus123, SideKick, WordPerfect, WordStar, DBase, ofcourse NetScape, I can go on and on
      Bottom line is, this is indeed a very rapidly changing industry. As long as compatibility (and I mean more than WINE) exists, people will easily switch.
      Im not holding my breath though

    5. Re:Doesn't matter. by NineNine · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Lose ground.... so what? Hell, if MS took all of their cash and put it in FDIC insured securities, and didn't sell a single thing, they'd still make more money than all of the other software companies on the planet combined. They don't need to sell anything.

    6. Re:Doesn't matter. by Slack3r78 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      More appropriately, anyone remember Lotus123, SideKick, WordPerfect, WordStar, DBase, ofcourse NetScape, I can go on and on
      Bottom line is, this is indeed a very rapidly changing industry. As long as compatibility (and I mean more than WINE) exists, people will easily switch.

      How many of the above were knocked off by Microsoft products?
    7. Re:Doesn't matter. by blueskies · · Score: 2, Insightful

      5?

    8. Re:Doesn't matter. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      True, but in reality this couldn't work. What would happen is that they'd only make money (off of their securities or other investments) at a rate marginally above inflation. Probably substantially less, once you figured in how they're taxed. This would cause their stock to become a huge bear overnight -- why buy a share of MS that only gains a percent a year when you could buy a share of IBM or Apple? So Microsoft's share price would tank, and the company would suddenly have less market capitalization than they would have in assets. Buyers would swoop in and disassemble it; after they got done with the cash they'd sell all the fixed assets and real property, until nothing was left. Nobody is going to keep money invested in a company when their returns are worse than they could get if they took that money and invested it elsewhere.

      Something like MS can't stop moving forwards, or it'll fall and never get up. And once something that big falls, the vultures swoop in, and it's all over.

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    9. Re:Doesn't matter. by idlake · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, and investors would pull out all their money, the stock would collapse, and Microsoft would disappear.

      Microsoft exists only because investors (the owners) have continuing confidence in it.

  10. Making sense for once by the+linux+geek · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For once, this guy is actually making sense. When was the last time M$ actually innovated something? It's been a while. Win95 was the last thing I remember, and even that was strongly influenced by both X and the Mac. Vista has become XP with Glass; Office 2007 is a new UI to look better under Vista. IE7 is a Firefox clone, and Microsoft has been spewing Google-copycat programs for a while now.

    1. Re:Making sense for once by tjstork · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Stork replied to:

      >For that matter when has MS ever been innovative

      Microsoft Access was very innovative, compared to the likes of dBase IV or others.

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    2. Re:Making sense for once by kiveol · · Score: 2, Funny
      When was the last time M$ actually innovated something?
      MS-DOS? Oh wait...
    3. Re:Making sense for once by MBCook · · Score: 3, Interesting
      By and large I agree with the article. MS has lost it, and Vista proves that. At this rate their "ultra" operating system Vista will come out two years after tiny little Apple's operating system Tiger. And yet Tiger had most of the features that Vista was supposed to have (many of which got cut) such as Spotlight, the Dashboard, OpenGL based UI, etc.

      The last real innovation I saw from MS was Windows 2000. That was such a HUGE step up from Windows 9x for consumers, while things worked well enough that it could be used by normal people since it supported DirectX and other things that NT 4 didn't.

      The next version of Office I do think is interesting though. They are completely changing the UI. This is a BIG decision, but they are going in a VERY different direction and I think it's a good thing. If you turn on all those toolbars for Office to get to all the functions, things are a HUGE mess. It's almost impossible to find many thing.

      Office is trying to innovate. Windows isn't. XBox 360 isn't. MSN isn't. IE isn't.

      By and large, Microsoft has "settled in" and is only starting to stir again. I agree they would be dead in the water if it wasn't for, as another poster pointed out, their huge war-chest. They are going to have to start spending a bunch of that if they want to try to stay relevant.

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    4. Re:Making sense for once by DigitalRaptor · · Score: 3, Informative

      The scroll wheel was invented by Mouse Systems, not Microsoft.

      Just because MS got a patent on it, doesn't mean they had anything to do with its creation.

      See this article for more.

      From what I can tell, MS has never innovated even once, but instead buys or steals ideas from others, or just buys the companies outright.

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    5. Re:Making sense for once by conJunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      credit where credit is due: Microsoft BASIC (1977?) was awesome. Apple licensed it, and all the Apple ][s came with AppleSoft BASIC, which was MS BASIC with a new name tacked on. And that BASIC rocked.

  11. Mine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My #1 sign that Microsoft is going over the water at 100MPH in a speedboat while her competitors drown: 38B USD in profit.

    1. Re:Mine by demachina · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Uh, all that really shows is they have an entrenched monopoly, or actually two entrenched monopolies, Windows and Office, and entrenched monopolies are inherently profitable for three reasons:

      A. The have little or no competition so they can charge whatever they feel like for their product

      B. Their product is preinstalled on most new computers sold on the planet and so they get a tax for every machine so shipped.

      C. Developing software is expensive but manufacturing and shipping it costs next to nothing, especially when manufacturers preinstall it for you so once you factor out the development and support costs, everthing else is gravy and in the volumes they ship they get a lot of gravy.

      Microsoft may be dead in the water as far as innovation goes but their entrenched monopoly will keep them rich for a long time so there really is no correlation between these two issues.

      One has to wonder what kind of wonderful stuff an organization like PARC, Google or MIT labs could turn out if they had Microsoft's R&D budget. Microsoft does in fact innovate very little for the amount they spend so in a way that is a kind of dead in the water. My first impression of Microsoft Research is they churn out huge volumes of research papers, and dominate many conferences, but very little of it seems to make the jump in to products that change people's lives.

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  12. .NET is dead in the water? by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wish I could write something that is as 'dead' as .NET is. I'd be a billionaire.

    1. Re:.NET is dead in the water? by RingDev · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not sure if you were intending a /sarcasm tag in there, but I've still got two open positions at my company for VB.Net developers. One entry, one midlevel. Know anyone in the Madison, WI area?

      -Rick

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  13. I definitely agree with this article by unity100 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Microsoft has indeed shown lack of vision by concentrating not on where its strength laid, the operating system, but instead parleying with the competitors in 'side ventures' it had expanded to.

    I cant complain though, i believe that this has given the open source community time to breath and catch up.

  14. Wait, is Dvorak an idiot this time or a genius? by TrekCycling · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh, yeah, he's always an idiot. One of the few examples of where Slashdot hypocricy doesn't happen. We can all agree a monkey with a blackboard and chalk could do a better job.

  15. Dvorak's eight reasons to view my ads by maynard · · Score: 5, Funny

    1) my points are baseless

    2) flamebait!

    3) hey, I might not be right but at least I'm fun to read...

    4) M$ $uck3rz!!1!!

    5) Hey, I own a Mac too!

    6) Did I mention my employers advertisements? Could you buy something please?

    7) I'm too old to find a real tech job. Thanks for the "work"!

    8) Hey, Slashdot linked to me! Again and again and again! I must be doing something right!!!

  16. 1 sign why I will not read this article by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... it was written by John Dvorak, and that guy has as much insight as a rock.

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  17. And soon will come the flood by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 5, Insightful

    of Slashdrones denouncing Dvorak as a troll. Well, that might be right, but he's a successful troll. You can only accomplish that if you put enough truth and insight, wacky and wrongheaded though it may eventually turn out to be, into your communications as to make for interesting reading. Dvorak does that.

    Take this article. I don't know about all the reasons. For example, I'm not a gamer so I don't know crap about the 360. But there's something here for everyone. He says that Vista OS and Office 2007 will be problematic letdowns. He says MSN and the MSN Search Engine are essentially useless. He points out an abandoned former focus, pad-based computing. Is there anything there that's really all that nuts?

    No, there isn't. But then, like a good troll who has thrown out a couple of interesting statements to which nearly everyone can say "He's got a point," he then moves on to the provocation - Preoccupation with Google. He calls it a distraction. He tosses out opinions like they're facts. No matter how you view the relationship between Google and MS, there's something in that paragraph to disagree with.

    Thus, conversation ensues. Slashdot stories get posted. Traffic gets created.

    The man is a damn good troll and he deserves far more props (for that) than he gets around here.

    1. Re:And soon will come the flood by mcmonkey · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Is there anything there that's really all that nuts?

      Yes.

      I'll put it this way--Sony has abandoned Betamax. They must be dead in the water. DAT was a let-down. No more movies on UMD. DRMed CDs. Time to start short-selling Sony.

      The facts on Sony's failures are not in despute. It's the conclusion, that Sony is dead in the water, that would be nuts.

      Likewise, Microssoft has made mistakes. But with huge leads in the desktop OS, web browser, office suite markets, with signifigant presence in the server OS and application markets, plus the gaming, and, oh yeah, a couple billion in the bank, I would LOVE to be that kind of dead in the water.

      Dvorak throws out some statements to which people who don't think for themselves and figure, it's on the internet it must be true, can say, "he's got a good point." For the rest of us who use our brains, he's full of shite.

    2. Re:And soon will come the flood by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just because someone is an exceptional drain on society is not a reason to respect them. That's like saying "You know, she's on welfare, but she has 15 kids. Gotta respect that.", because no, you don't.

    3. Re:And soon will come the flood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But Sony does seem dead in the water, sure its big and has lots of money, but what is the last few interesting things they did? Lately I know I've only heard of failures, combined with statements of Sony having profitability problems. If anything Sony is floundering based on this, they might recover, it certaintly wouldn't be surprising for them as hardware corporation but they arn't doing well right now.

      As such I vote your example as being horrific or very insightful based on wether MS is going the way of Sony or not. I personally find it likely that MS is in a bit of trouble right now though, they've had trouble expanding into new markets at the very least and now their core buisnesses have come under increasing pressure as well due to OSS. In the end ofcourse it is likely both will rise again, but not necessarily as powerful as before or as well off.

      The best example I can think of this right now would be IBM, once a monopolistic superpower, now perhaps richer then before, I wouldn't know how rich they were before actually, but they in anycase don't have complete control of any markets I know of. And as such have lost quite some relevance compared to their old levels.

      Quickshot

  18. ENOUGH OF THIS TROLL!!! by nweaver · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Can we please have a 6 month moratorium on NOT posting Dvorak's trolls on the front page of slashdot?

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    1. Re:ENOUGH OF THIS TROLL!!! by Krach42 · · Score: 2

      They should just make him a topic, so people can block stories about him if they want.

      Hell, as much as they do post about him, they *should* make him a topic.

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    2. Re:ENOUGH OF THIS TROLL!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Posting this story IS part of a moratorium on not posting Dvorak trolls.

      God, even one negative is too much for some people.

    3. Re:ENOUGH OF THIS TROLL!!! by kestasjk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed; if the editors are reading this please don't post Dvorak's garbage, I for one don't want to read so much as the summary.

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  19. Why do people listen to this clown? by RingDev · · Score: 2, Funny

    My dog's ass sees the sun more often than Dvorak actually calls one correctly.

    -Rick

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  20. 25-40 Billion Reasons Dvorak Is Wrong by crism · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Cash on hand. (This Forbes article was the latest numbers I could find, from 2005.)

  21. he may have some valid points. by yagu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Six years ago I had a heated debate with a friend about what should be done about Microsoft. I was (and still am) adamant Microsoft needs legal throttling. Microsoft escaped by the hair of their chin with a fortuitous changing of the guard shortly after losing their DOJ battle (Clinton and Democrats to Bush and the big-money-friendly Republicans). Clearly the new regime had no appetite for any meaningful punishment for Microsoft.

    My friend waved his hands and said, "Let the market forces settle it", to which I pointed out Microsoft had gained so much power and momentum that market forces may have become irrelevant.

    While better late than never, I think Dvorak makes some good points, but would focus on one I think he misses the mark:

    Preoccupation with Google. Microsoft is too easily distracted by successful companies who are not competitors. There is a deep-rooted belief that if a company like Google is successful, then they are an enemy per se. So the company obsesses on what Google is doing rather than concentrating on important Microsoft projects. Now Microsoft is about to do a deal with Yahoo to flank Google. This old-lady-like skittishness is unbecoming for a company this size.

    I think Microsoft is right to worry about Google. Google has blind-sided Microsoft on yet another "it's the internet" facet they either glibly ignored, or just didn't see. Google has planted the seed that maybe, just maybe, the OS isn't going to be relevant in the future, thus allowing more free choice, and less dependence on Microsoft. Google's "proof" that XMLHTTPREQUEST can provide responsive web apps as stopgap technology (I can't believe that there eventually will be some better replacement) has spawned many other interesting companies and application.

    Some of these "AJAX" apps are downright useful, and for the casual user, can completely replace their office suites in functionality (for their purposes), and then some (remote, network accessible from anywhere).

    The amazing irony in all of this is Microsoft invented what may end up being the Silver Bullet that defeats them (XMLHTTPREQUEST). And, finally, maybe market forces will level the playing field.

    1. Re:he may have some valid points. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      You can't stop him from selling his stock, can you?

      Yes. You can. That's what the SEC is all about. If you own more than a certain amount of stock in a company, or if you are on the board, or if you have insider information, you're not allowed to just trade your stock like everyone else. You need to file a plan and get the plan approved and then turn it over to someone else to execute. If billg were to decide to sell his MS shares the SEC would probably insist on quartely limits on the trades that would make the sale take five years to execute.

    2. Re:he may have some valid points. by misleb · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Some of these "AJAX" apps are downright useful, and for the casual user, can completely replace their office suites in functionality (for their purposes), and then some (remote, network accessible from anywhere).

      You're a moron. The very idea that anyone (or a significant number of people) would want to use a browser based office suite is just... stupid. There is really no polite way to put it. Not only is the technology for it just not there, but the whole idea is just dumb. Who needs to use an office suite "from anywhere?" Do you find yourself in Internet cafes just dying to open up Excel so you can go over your employer's sales figures? Guess what? The kind of people who need to do this sort of thing already have laptops with MS Office installed. And If, for some reason, they can't afford MS Office, there is OpenOffice.

      Who in their right mind would give up a full featured, locally installed, copy of MS Office for some browser based, Javascript powered, HTML monstrosity? Say what you want about MS Office and bloat, but a browser based version would be 1000 times worse. Ajax applications only make sense when dealing with network sensitive information and services such as email, which doesn't even require ajax.

      The amazing irony in all of this is Microsoft invented what may end up being the Silver Bullet that defeats them (XMLHTTPREQUEST). And, finally, maybe market forces will level the playing field.

      No, the amazing irony in all of this (AJAX powered desktop-like appliations) is that it was already tried before with Java applets.

      -matthew
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    3. Re:he may have some valid points. by misleb · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Therefore the user doesn't have to access the data over "slow links", suffer latency issues

      I can hardly think of an application that would suffer more latency and "slow link" issues than an office suite running via AJAX in a web browser. Nobody is going to want to use it. Well, I guess an AJAX version of Worlds of Warcraft might be worse... but hey, you can play it from anywhere and you don't have to worry about your character getting out of synce between... oh, wait, WoW manages to keep data in a central location AND take advantage of a local application, imagine that...
      Having the application locally and the data somewhere else is just so old.

      That's just it, the application is still "local" in the "AJAX Office" world, and the data is still "somewhere else." The whole point of AJAX is to pawn off a lot of work to the client. By the time you're done downloading all the javascript, HTML, and CSS to run the behemoth, you're no better off than you were when you were running the application from teh "Start" menu of your operating system. And in many ways you are worse off because now you have network dependencies. No offline work. Why add network dependencies to something that isn't essentially network oriented? Not to mention the fact that there is currently no good way to build a robust application such as an Office suite inside a browser. Whatever technology you are talking about just doesn't exist.
      Terminal service like feature set without vendor lock-in

      It is the ultimate vendor lock-in when you start storing your data with a specific external entity. In the current office environment, one can easily swap out MS Office for OpenOffice (given good enough OpenOffice support for MS file formats). With a browser based office suite, small companies have almost no way to tailor the applicaitons because it is all managed by the vendor you've locked in with! Do you think they are going to make it easy for you to pick up and switch to another vendor?

      -matthew
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    4. Re:he may have some valid points. by misleb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would contend that a word processor is stupid. Why would someone use that when they could produce beautiful output with a typesetter, or just use plain text?

      These are rhetorical questions which have had an effect opposite of what was intended by trying to make something look stupid which is obviously not. People use word processors because typesetting is not suited for casual use and plain text is just, well, plain text. That is not stupid.

      Sometimes people want stupid things.

      I don't think people want a browser based office suite. Especially when there is a free, cross-platform office suite available now. Maybe you AJAX hype-whores should try to create NEW applications and services rather than just port existing stuff to the browser. Here's a hint: start with something that is essentially network based or shared. Word processing is not it!

      -matthew

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  22. CmdrTaco... by suv4x4 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why the HELL you waste our time with Dvorak's nonsensical jabber?

  23. As for Dvorak by Pedrito · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There are more than 8 signs that Dvorak is a gasbag. I site his numerous rambling predictions in the past that have turned out to be wrong more often than not. He just likes trying to raise a stink to maintain his dwindling readership.

  24. It's not MS, it's Dvorak by MonkeyCookie · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think Slashdot has given about 8000 reasons why Dvorak is dead in the water.

  25. No more Dvorak, please by AaronPSU777 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I will just pop in to say, as I have before, that Dvorak is a yellow journalist. He writes outlandish articles to get attention. Every time Slashdot posts his articles they lower themselves further into tabloid territory. If Slashdot doesn't care about credibility and is only concerned with getting as many viewers as possible then more power to them

  26. Re:Dear God... by The+Snowman · · Score: 5, Funny

    PLEASE make my dreams come true!!!

    Okay, but where will we find a dead hooker, a llama, and 12 gallons of motor oil at this time of night?

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  27. Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 5, Insightful

    C'mon. He is supposed to be an "expert" but doesn't know what Groove is? Lotus Notes? Gee, John. What did Ray Ozzie do at the time he was recruited?

    MS is headed for diminshed expectation land - but Dvorak is like the IT version of Limbaugh. What a maroon.

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    1. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The ONE thing he DOESN'T mention - also indicating he is an idiot, and has NO clue:

      The Office UI is 100% different form every previous Office version. 16 years of training - down the Toilet!

      I may be "better", but the adoption curve is huge, and the backlash will be tremendous. There is no "fallback" or "training-wheels" mode for the old Office UI - and it STILL won't render correctly under Vista. All of this has escaped Mr. Know-It-All Dvorak.

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    2. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by IntlHarvester · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For like 12 years MS hasn't changed the Office UI singificantly because of "training" issues, and everyone here flamed them for rehashing the same product over-and-over.

      Then they rethink the UI and people start going "OMG! Training!". Let's be realistic here -- a substantial portion of the userbase is still on MS Office 2000 -- companies will have at least 5 years to get ready to adapt to this, and by that time it will be quite easy to hire people who know the new UI.

      Slashdot is the kind of place where everyone thinks that enveryone should all switch to Linux/Mac/OpenOffice/Whatever tomorrow as the magic bullet. Nobody here ever seems to care about training until MS Office comes up.

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    3. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by SuperRob · · Score: 4, Informative

      For someone currently using the new Office beta, and having been intimately familiar with previous versions, I'd just like to say that the learning curve is suprisingly low. I've had little problem getting going with it, and my documents look arguably more polished now since some features are better "exposed" with the ribbon.

      On the flip-side, finding the options and changing defaults is trickier if you don't know what to look for. But overall, I think the "retraining" argument doesn't hold a lot of weight.

    4. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 3, Insightful

      MICROSOFT: No, no, don't move to Linux, it is different and you will have to retrain everyone!

      EVERYONE: But what about the new Office? It is totally different, and will require retraining everyone.

      MICROSOFT: Well...Uh...that is...uh...maybe so, but at least it isn't Linux!

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    5. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 4, Funny

      You must be an atypical Office user - capable of both learning new skills and adapting to changing situations. I've known many with opposable thumbs you have a HUGE jump on. I wish you the greatest of success and many offspring interested in removing some of the idiots I've worked with from the evolutionary ladder.

    6. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Luscious868 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So let me get this straight. People bitch and moan about Vista because there will be nothing new and they bitch and moan about Office 2007 because too much is new. Microsoft is damned if they do and damned if they don't.

    7. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 2, Interesting
      No, they don't need training to use Office...as long as they don't want to experiment with the power features.

      Which is sad, really. Several hundred dollars worth of software is used by the majority as nothing more than glorified Notepad.

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    8. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by causality · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Then they rethink the UI and people start going "OMG! Training!". Let's be realistic here -- a substantial portion of the userbase is still on MS Office 2000 -- companies will have at least 5 years to get ready to adapt to this, and by that time it will be quite easy to hire people who know the new UI.
      Slashdot is the kind of place where everyone thinks that enveryone should all switch to Linux/Mac/OpenOffice/Whatever tomorrow as the magic bullet. Nobody here ever seems to care about training until MS Office comes up.

      A new UI is going to confuse a user for all of 5 minutes while they navigate through it and find where their favorite functions are ... provided that said user had any clue what the fuck they were doing in the first place.

      Your typical go-through-the-motions formulaic user who merely repeats a set of memorized steps with no understanding of what they are doing and why may have problems, however. The thing is, if you subsidize something, you tend to get more of it. Do we really want to go to any great lengths to make life any easier for people who just want to be automatons? And is this the kind of element that we would like to see thrive in our society? Resistance to change (rather than fascination by it) and a hatred of learning (rather than a joy of discovery) also go with the package when you are talking about this type of person, not to mention they tend to be content with mediocrity as evident by a lack of a deep understanding of their skills and the tools necessary to perform them.

      What would you think about an automobile mechanic who knew internal combustion engines inside and out, but who felt that how to properly and safely use an engine hoist or a floor jack or any other machine necessary to perform his job was knowledge suitable only for the machinists who built them? Or how about a doctor who knew all about the human body but who felt that knowledge of pharmacology was only for drug companies? I feel the same way about anyone who must use a computer as a tool in order to perform their job but who feels that anything resembling a deep understanding of this tool is "only for technicians" and not only does not know, but does not want to know.

      Shit goes wrong, things happen, events don't work out as planned, programs crash, computers get misconfigured. Why the hell would anyone find it desirable to be unprepared for these things when they happen to a tool that has become so indispensable? People who give a damn about excellence enjoy learning something new each day about the things they do and the tools they use. And no, everyone can not and probably should not be a computer specialist, but when someone has been on IRC every day for the last three years and still needs handholding to register a nick, or when someone has used e-mail for seven years and has never heard of blind carbon copy, you have to wonder what the hell is wrong with them and how much it could be holding back our brightest people when they have to deal with an environment (read: nearly all of them) which caters to this kind of mediocrity.

      As an aside, if you want to know frustration, start expecting better of people than they do, based on a realistic idea of what is and is not possible. But either way, why do we support people who are willfully helpless?
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    9. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by rapidweather · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So Dvorak missed a point or two.
      Having a new UI for Office is not (in itself) a reason for another sign MS is dead in the water. I agree that re-training would only involve those who were trained on the earlier version, not on new trainees.

      It's important to throw all the "eight signs" out on the table, because of the hit the stock (MS) has taken this week with the new spending directions "mostly designed to head off the likes of Google" as WSJ puts it (May 3, 2006, Marketplace, B1 column 1.
      WSJ goes on to say,
      Shares have been stagnant for 3 1/2 years, and the shareholders thought that bringing out Vista and a new Office would reward them for their patience.

      So, there are "shareholders", and they expect a return.

      Office runs on Windows, not linux, so the underlying problem of Windows being insecure when on the Internet is behind it all. Solving those security problems may be what is delaying Vista, not just designing some more eye-candy.

      Will the shareholders start to move away from Microsoft?
      Good thing that the problems are being discussed openly here, for Microsoft needs to get something to market, and have a product to sell. Not just promises.

    10. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by IntlHarvester · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Here's the counter argument:

      MICROSOFT: Are you retraining everyone for something better, or are you using something that's "10 years behind" like OpenOffice.

      The idea being that the new Office UI improves effeciency and therefore has a Training ROI and isn't just gratuitiously different.

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    11. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by H0p313ss · · Score: 2, Funny

      are you using something that's "10 years behind" like OpenOffice

      Certainly not 10 years behind... My kids have been using OpenOffice for all their schoolwork for the past two school years and I'm yet to see a BSOD.

      There's a lot to be said for being cheap, reliable, portable and standards based.

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    12. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by IntlHarvester · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm yet to see a BSOD.

      People who talk about BSODs are not welcome at Slashdot anymore. Because, you know, it shows that you pretty much suck at being a computer nerd.

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    13. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by jacksonj04 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nope. I was unable to quickly find the appropriate options I wanted in OO.o Writer despite knowing *exactly* where they were in Word.

      Learning curve yes, I can deal with, but too often Linux and OSS alternatives - whilst in most cases being equally stable and useful products - are marketed as being "Just like Windows" or "Just like Office".

      I've been working with the Vista CTP for a while now, and the learning curve from even Windows 2000 is virtually non-existant. Getting used to a similar level of functionality I'm used to in Windows in Linux took me a good few days.

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    14. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by Tweekster · · Score: 2, Informative

      Those are different people. I know this is a tough concept of to grasp, but slashdot is not a cohesive force all agreeing on one robust arguement.

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    15. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 2, Informative

      and it STILL won't render correctly under Vista

      Not true, don't make me post links to screen shots all over the web of Office 2007 on Vista. Do a search Office 2007 screenshot Vista

      There is title bar rendering issues with some chipset drivers under the glass model, but it was 'known' in the Office 2007 beta notes, as it wasn't even until the 'technical' release of Office 2007 that they even allowed Office 2007 to install on Vista, there is nothing happening with Office 2007 on Vista that was not disclosed or expected. Not to mention that it runs with no rendering or display issues on the majority of test installations.

      As for the UI learning curve, if tabs instead of menus confuse you, you might want to work with something other than comptuers. The Tab to Menu paradigm is the only major UI change, although it does LOOK different, so I guess that might scare people that actually HAVEN'T used it.

      So just as Dvorak, you are out to prove you have no freaking clue about what you are talking about as well?

    16. Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag by st1d · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You forgot one group. Consider the following:

      MS Office, several hundred dollars, the defacto standard for documents.

      OpenOffice, free or up to $100, pretty much the same thing, and fairly capable of converting MS Office documents in both directions.

      How about the people that DON'T want to afford MS Office? You know, the ones that would rather have a second, cheap computer for the kids for the price of MS Office Pro? The ones that would rather have a better video card for their favorite game, or a couple gig more memory? The ones that would rather pay the rent on their apartment, or a month on their college tuition.

      The list goes on, but if I were MS, this would be the group I would be most worried about.

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  28. Re:How About... nine signs. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Funny
    Eight signs Dvorak is dead in the water

    Nine signs - Netcraft confirmed it.

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  29. I think the phrase is "going nowhere fast." by alcmaeon · · Score: 2, Funny
    "MS is going nowhere anytime soon"

    But this is a good approximation. :-)

    1. Re:I think the phrase is "going nowhere fast." by sgt_doom · · Score: 2, Funny
      I predict M$ will be purchasing Halliburton after the Iran attack.

      They need their subsidiary, Kellogg-Brown-Root, to attack Dvorak!

      [No child left a dime....no billionaire left behind.]

  30. Microsoft 2006 = IBM 1984 by WombatControl · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't think Microsoft is in any danger of dying - companies with billions of dollars in their war chest don't tend to die. What Microsoft will do is lose their dominance of the market to smaller, more nimble competitors. Microsoft is in the same position that IBM was in during most of the 1980s - they have a near-monopoly position in a maturing market, but they're struggling to adapt themselves to changing conditions.

    Like Microsoft, IBM was a massive corporation with an entrenched and risk-averse corporate culture. IBM had the same kind of market dominance and clout that Microsoft has now. IBM came out with their latest and greatest consumer machine in 1984 - the PCjr - but it was a horrendous flop because it didn't take the needs of users into consideration. I'm becoming more and more convinced that Windows Vista will be the same thing - a flop that came about because of a poor understanding of what users really want. I think that the LUA system in Vista will be as badly received as the PCjr's chiclet keys.

    IBM didn't die, but they did lose a lot of money and a lot of marketshare to smaller, more nimble competitors like Compaq. It was only after IBM started refocusing on their core competencies (big iron, blade servers, etc.) that IBM's really regained some of its strength - but even today it doesn't have near the dominance that it did now.

    The days of the Windows monoculture are starting to wane - Apple has a product that's more than competitive with Microsoft's offerings. Microsoft, like IBM back then, just isn't nimble enough to meet the demands of a changing marketplace. Microsoft's attempts to do vertical integration aren't working all that well - the XBox Division is bleeding cash left and right despite the popularity of their product, the online division is floundering to compete with Google, and businesses aren't going to retrain their staff to deal with Office 2007.

    Microsoft isn't belly up yet, and probably won't be for a good, long time, but their continued missteps may see them lose a significant amount of money and marketshare.

  31. Re:Dear God... by Maradine · · Score: 3, Informative

    California?

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  32. IAD Says: by slashbob22 · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Inauthentic Paper Detector Says:

    This text had been classified as
    INAUTHENTIC
    with a 29.1% chance of being authentic text

    Nice Try Dvorak!

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  33. Eight signs Dvorak is dead in the water by suv4x4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ok do you know those nerds that apparently have too much free time on their hands and like to make uberlong posts that refute parent posts sentence by sentence? They're pathetic, aren't they?

    Well I'll do just that right now, and I don't care what you think, CUZ I'M PISSED OFF.

    1. Vista OS. It's now so delayed that its consumer version will miss the 2006 Christmas season. It's now supposed to arrive in early 2007. Even when it does, all of its promised cool features have been removed and it appears to be little more than a gussied-up version of Windows XP. It appears as if it is going to be a great disappointment. This should have been the company's number one priority.

    For the developers and consumers, the coolest features are Aero Glass, Indigo, Avalon, Net 2.0 and the rest of the WinFX framework. They were ultra cool but now they are just "gussied-up" XP upgrade? Get your facts straight.

    Almost anything in Vista was rebuilt/enhanced: the framework, the interface, the IP stack, the color profiles, there's actually a new advanced printing standard, the audio system, EVERYTHING.

    So they dropped WinFS and a few other features for a later update, and suddenly the rest is "boring"? Gimme a break!

    2. Office 2007. There is nothing in this new suite that is going to do much more than sustain the product as a dominant office suite. Unfortunately seven different versions are going to be released which will just confuse things. A new enterprise version has been added which appears to have a Lotus Notes-like element called Microsoft Groove. This is being sold as some sort of solution for online collaboration. If it is anything like Notes it will create a lot of anguish with users.

    "If it is anything like Notes it will create a lot of anguish with users"? what kind of a nonsense argument is that?! Is this what you have as a sign MS is dead in the water. Have you used Office 2007, what would you do better than Microsoft if you were in their place? Just flamebaiting as always.

    3. MSN. Microsoft should have abandoned MSN a decade ago. There is a lot of talk about Microsoft becoming more of a publisher and selling advertising. Microsoft should be buying advertising not selling it. This is not a media publishing company; it's a software publishing company. Why people keep encouraging Microsoft to go in this direction is baffling.

    Maybe they should've stuck to making Basic compilers for 8-bit computers? Grow up, companies evolve and adapt to a changing market. You were whining when Microsoft was slow to discover the Internet, now whining they are discovering it.

    4. MSN Search Engine. Again more of the same and pointless. Selling ads

    Yea shit, selling ads and pocketing the money. Totally pointless, why would anyone care about this thing called uhmm, revenew... uhmm reveneu, revenue, what was it anyway? Totally pointless.

    5. Xbox360. The potential to become the dominant game platform and an eventual and enviable profit center. Unfortunately the company did not foresee the Sony delays and failed to manufacture enough units to satisfy the demand. This was an exhibition of poor planning and bad business intelligence gathering.

    That's total nonsense again. The initial shortage of units happened because of simultaneous world wide release. It had nothing to do with "foreseeing" the Sony delays.

    And right now Microsoft is making and selling enough units to meet the demand. So where is the damn issue?

    6. Pad-based computing. According to Gates just a few years back this was to become the dominant form of computing by now. What happened?

    You said Apple is buying Adobe, Adobe buying Microsoft buying RedHat buying the Moon and blah blah.

    What happened? What happened is you had no idea what you're talking most of the time, while Microsoft knows what it's doing most of the time. Noone is protected from errors, neither is Microsoft.

    7. Dot Net initiative. The .Net fra

    1. Re:Eight signs Dvorak is dead in the water by EricTheGreen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      {loooooooonnnnnnng post snipped}

      A 926-word metaphor for what truly ails Microsoft: the company and its supporters spend more time defining and rationalizing why MS is great than they do making something great

      FWIW, yes, Dvorak is an idiot...

    2. Re:Eight signs Dvorak is dead in the water by Theaetetus · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "1. Vista OS."

      For the developers and consumers, the coolest features are Aero Glass, Indigo, Avalon, Net 2.0 and the rest of the WinFX framework. They were ultra cool but now they are just "gussied-up" XP upgrade? Get your facts straight.

      For consumers? Really? Try Aero, but that's about it. Most users don't know what .Net 1 is, much less .Net 2.0.

      Almost anything in Vista was rebuilt/enhanced: the framework, the interface, the IP stack, the color profiles, there's actually a new advanced printing standard, the audio system, EVERYTHING.

      All under the hood... What's visible to users? More pop-up alerts for security stuff, and eye candy that looks like what Macs have had for several years. That's why Dvorak says MS is fading.

      So they dropped WinFS and a few other features for a later update, and suddenly the rest is "boring"? Gimme a break!

      No, just non-innovative. They also dropped Monad.

      "3. MSN."

      You were whining when Microsoft was slow to discover the Internet, now whining they are discovering it.

      They're "discovering it" a decade late. MSN was built to compete with AOL. Remember AOL? Yeah, they're still out there... but technically, so are Compuserve and Delphi. Why waste money on something that has already been obsoleted?

      "4. MSN Search Engine."

      Yea shit, selling ads and pocketing the money. Totally pointless, why would anyone care about this thing called uhmm, revenew... uhmm reveneu, revenue, what was it anyway? Totally pointless.

      Maybe you missed that line in the article about MS making gobs of money for years to come... but not innovating, and as a result fading in the public's mind. That's the point, not that they're going to declare bankruptcy next week.

      "5. Xbox360."

      And right now Microsoft is making and selling enough units to meet the demand. So where is the damn issue?

      The issue is that XBox is still a horrible money-loser for Microsoft, and they're not gaining marketshare fast enough for when the PS3 comes out. If Sony sells 1 million units in the opening weekend or 510k in the first 24 hours, like they did with the PS2, that's going to really hurt the XBox360. In all of 2005, MS sold a total of 1.5 million units... while Sony easily topped that in three days in 2000 with the PS2. If Sony launches the PS3 the same way, or better, the XBox360 will be left in the dust.

      Also, there are 100 million PS2s out there... and all of their games are compatible with the PS3. That's 100 million people that won't mind upgrading.

      I mean, they are just the largest software/IT company in the world, what were they thinking?

      IBM was the largest software/IT company in the world.
      Was.

    3. Re:Eight signs Dvorak is dead in the water by zenpiglet · · Score: 2, Informative

      "They also dropped Monad"

      Actually "Monad" is alive and well, now renamed to PowerShell.

      You can download RC1 here.

  34. Dvorak is right about this - but not the reason by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "There is a deep-rooted belief that if a company like Google is successful, then they are an enemy per se."

    The reason is that Bill wants everybody else's money - not just his own.

    The magnitude of greed in this asshole is mind-boggling.

    I'm surprised he isn't trying to have Microsoft make aircraft, cars and nuclear power plants - or maybe tanks - or run his own bank and stock exchange as well.

    Bill - fix your fucking operating system before you do ANYTHING else today, okay?

    News today is that Gartner is saying no way will Vista ship even to volume licensees in 2006. They don't expect Vista to ship to consumers until at LEAST 2nd quarter of 2007 and possibly even third quarter. The reason is that MS has scheduled only ONE release candidate for Vista. Also:

    "The analysts point out that the release of Vista is more akin to the release of Windows 2000 than Windows XP, which was basically a renovation of Windows 2000. Thus, the timing of Microsoft's release schedule, in which the company allots just five months between the beta 2 release, expected in June this year, and the final product has been questioned.

    The gap between Windows XP beta 2 and final was release was just five months. However, the gap between Windows 2000 beta 2 and final release was 16 months."

    On the other hand, if you view Vista as a gussied up XP, maybe we can halve the difference to eight or ten months. But based on the Microsoft employees who have been bitching on blogs about bad test results being certified as accepted and the like, I'd guess Vista has a long way to go yet.

    And if it comes out of the box with the sort of bugs and bad design features Thurriot was complaining about, it could well be dead in the water.

    Not to mention it will only be installed on new consumer PCs - most of the old ones won't run it effectively at all. So it's doubtful that consumers are going to drive its adoption.

    Even corporationa are probably going to implement it only as machines are upgraded to newer ones via attrition. The article I read about Gartner also says analysts don't expect Vista to be deployed by most corporations until sometime in 2008.

    I foresee Vista being adopted by corporations even more slowly than XP was. In other words, in 2010, probably thirty percent of corporations will still be using Windows XP.

    My prediction: by 2015, Windows is history.

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  35. Dead in the water != dead by QuietLagoon · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Dead in the water does not mean that Microsoft is dying. Dead in the water means that Microsoft is stagnant.

    For better or worse, Microsoft will be around for a long, long time. Look how long Western Union lasted after the telephone replaced the telegraph. However, what Dvorak may be saying is that the days of Microsoft being a driving, innovative, vibrant force in the computer industry have long since passed. Microsoft's stock price illustrates this nicely.

  36. happend long before that by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is where Microsoft stopped innovating. Whenever you get into a "one-up" cold war...

    Really. Like the Wordperfect vs Office battle? Or the IE vs Netscape battle? Or the NT vs OS/2 battle? Or the MSDOS vs PC-DOS battle? More recently, even the XBOX vs Playstation/Nintendo battle, or even .NET vs Java perhaps.

    Microsoft has been playing the "one-up" cold war for a lot longer than google has been around, and winning just about every time. But by your metrics, Microsoft stopped innovating long before their obsession with google.

    1. Re:happend long before that by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Much like its flagship software, MS the corporation is bloated and slow. But hidden under those layers of fat is a thin and sleek company. The truth is, there are a lot of very talented and creative people at MS that do some pretty cool stuff, and that could be doing world changing stuff if they weren't weighted down with corporate obesity.

      My assumption is that MS is going to have to lose in the market for a while if it's going to lose the corporate fat. The question is, will MS be able to hold onto these employees as it endures its swing downward? With the right leadership, MS can weather this and be reborn. That leadership is definitely not Balmer, and I don't think it's Gates, either. Gates needs to find the right visionary (Ozzie), annoint him, then step back. If MS is going to have long term relevance, it is going to have to take major risks. One of those risks is putting leadership into place that is totally different from anything MS has seen so far.

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  37. you ALMOST got it by moochfish · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dvorak almost had it. People here almost had it.

    Microsoft is starting to look lost because it is focusing so much attention at so many businesses that are not its core: software development. Things like MSN, search, xbox are cash sinkholes that are not what makes Microsoft the powerful and respected (well, maybe not at Slashdot) company that it is. Up to here, everybody is getting.

    But what Dvorak and most of everybody here on Slashdot is missing is that this is not a choice Microsoft has. Microsoft sees 5, 10, 15 years ahead and knows that the days of its packaged software dominance are going to end. With computers reaching the power and speed of "good enough for daily tasks," consumers are less and less likely to want to pay to upgrade to a new operating system. With the emergence of browser applications and the gradual (albiet not full) maturation of free open source alternatives to Office and Windows, Microsoft has serious looming threats in the near future.

    Microsoft is smart. It is trying to reinvent itself BEFORE the trends of technology FORCE it to. By finding a new cash cow to rely on, it can sit comfortable the day a new version of Windows *doesn't* gain wide adoption (thinking - of course - two or three versions from now). Traditionally, that cash cow was and is Office. Let's not forget many people are perfectly content with Office 97 and see no need to upgrade to the newest version. This will only become more common as the Office product matures further. And as I stated above, and with the news that ODF is now an ISO standard, even Office is no longer a safe bet *in the long term.* Microsoft execs realize this threat is not yet mature as everybody here on Slashdot wishes, but DOES realize that given enough time, their Office revenue stream will dwindle as well.

    So what happens? Microsoft looks at the current fastest growing technical market and tries to enter that race: search (Google), online ads (Google), online content deliver (iTunes). Microsoft is banking on online content distribution and services. If they're smart, they will tie their Office products with various online services to create the next generation online desktop Office applications. They will then charge a subscription fee and serve ads. THAT is where Microsoft is going. And they've got 40 billion dollars to ensure it happens.

    And what about the xbox? It's got NOTHING to do with anything. It is Bill Gate's life long dream to make Microsoft an entertainment hub. But if all the threats mentioned above come around in full force as they probably will in 10 years, this dream will probably never fully materialize. It's just the world's richest man making his company invest in his pet project.

  38. He's right with at least one thing: .NET adoption by lonesometrainer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    .NET has some pretty nice features, a good IDE, and at least one good language (C#), but it's nowhere as much used as MS hoped it would be.

    I'm dealing with a lot (!) european training and system houses (look at my nick), Java courses (including J2EE stuff, application servers, Spring, Hibernate, Certification, etc.) here outsell .NET courses by a factor of five. MS-oriented training institutes are going more and more into the infrastructure products (Microsoft CRM, Sharepoint) and financial applications. .NET doesn't sell. At least not in europe.

    Same analysis for popular Job search-engines. Demand for skilled Java experts is a lot (!) higher than .NET people, newly started projects (where people are looking for coaches, trainers, consultants, devs) are running on Java (most of them), not .NET.

    Alot of VB6 people are switching to Java here.

    my 2 cents

  39. Dvorak is no business man by hexix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No fan of Microsoft here, but I think Dvorak really misunderstands the problem. Yeah, Vista slipped, and that probably sucks for Microsoft. Not sure it's really the death of Microsoft.

    I think what we're really seeing is that Microsoft is a much further thinker than Dvorak is. Not that outhinking Dvorak is really a hard accomplishment. What amazes me is that Dvorak thinks Microsoft is just making an enemy out of Google because they're successful. I think Microsoft is much smarter than that.

    What is Google's business model? Advertising. What does Google create? Just about everything. Google is looking at old products and businesses and thinking about how to make them free of cost but full of ads. This definitely should scare Microsoft.

    Google has search, mail, and now calendar. What happens when they get a word processor, spreadsheet, and a presentation program? And what happens when consumers look at the money they are paying for MS Office when they are no longer using it?

    If Microsoft doesn't at least consider being able to switch to an ad-supported services company, then I think this might just happen and then Microsoft truly will be dead in the water.

    However, for some reason John Dvorak sees Microsoft competing with Google as purely a distraction. I think Dvorak needs to be thinking on a grander scale.

  40. What a coincidence! by MoxFulder · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was just about to publish my article, "Eight Signs That John Dvorak is Dead in the Water".

    1. Re:What a coincidence! by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 3, Funny
      " was just about to publish my article, "Eight Signs That John Dvorak is Dead in the Water"."

      Sign #1 - The Slashdot tags for his stories read: "dvorak, moron, troll, microsoft, idiot".

      Honestly...why do the editors keep posting his garbage? Humor value?

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    2. Re:What a coincidence! by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Honestly...why do the editors keep posting his garbage? Humor value?"

      Isn't it obvious? So that we can argue about it and they can be amused by all of us arguing about it.

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  41. Dvorak doesn't get it. . . by kimvette · · Score: 2, Funny
    8. Preoccupation with Google. Microsoft is too easily distracted by successful companies who are not competitors. There is a deep-rooted belief that if a company like Google is successful, then they are an enemy per se. So the company obsesses on what Google is doing rather than concentrating on important Microsoft projects. Now Microsoft is about to do a deal with Yahoo to flank Google. This old-lady-like skittishness is unbecoming for a company this size.


    He just doesn't get it. He really doesn't. Google hired an engineer Microsoft did not want Google to hire. *throws chair* Steve Ballmer is going to fscking kill Google!!!111!!!
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  42. Microsoft and innovation by number6x · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Those nifty AJAXified updating stock quotes are using an XmlHTTPRequest.

    The XmlHTTPRequest was developed by Microsoft and later implemented in other browsers.

    Its been around a long time, and MS never really did much with it.

    It took a bunch of open source coders to make anything cool or useful with it.

    But MS should get the props for inventing it.

    It is the one example of innovation I can think of from them that has ever amounted to something.

    I think the fact that Microsoft avoids innovation like the plague is actually one of their secrets to profit and success.

    • Bill gates stole the code for his first basic compiler out of a dumpster at Dartmouth. Let others innovate, and just sell their hard work as yours. Kaching$$
    • Bill gates says he bought QDOS, Digital says he just licensed it. Let others innovate, and just sell their hard work as yours. Kaching$$
    • Ie? Spyglass. Let others innovate, and just sell their hard work as yours. Kaching$$
    • NT? OS/2 and VAX. Let others innovate, and just sell their hard work as yours. Kaching$$
    • Access? Foxpro? Let others innovate, and just sell their hard work as yours. Kaching$$

    Let others waste their time and money innovating. Innovation is for the losers. Wait, stall, and make empty vaporware promises, then buy someone else's finished product at the last minute and rebrand it as yours.

    It has always made them the most profitable software vendor in the past, why should they change now?

  43. Where will the giant fall? by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 4, Insightful
    How will the giant fall? If it falls on top of you then you have a serious problem. If it falls in the way, then you have a less serious, but still big problem.

    History is littered with many examples of sudden changes in power structure causing a lot of pain all around (Roman Empire, break up of USSR,...). Far better would be shift so that MS no longer abuses its power and instead becomes a contributory member of the industry.

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    1. Re:Where will the giant fall? by misleb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Look, I realize that Microsoft is big, but comparing it to the collapse of an empire is just silly. I mean, the fall of an empire has real tangible effect on people's lives. A switch of operating systems is trivial in comparison.

      -matthew

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    2. Re:Where will the giant fall? by vtcodger · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ***History is littered with many examples of sudden changes in power structure causing a lot of pain all around (Roman Empire, break up of USSR,...***

      Well, Yes. But the hypothesis that the demise of Microsoft (which looks pretty lively for a corpse incidentally) is somehow equivalent to the fall of Rome, the end of the Caliphate; or the French Revolution seems to be a bit overblown. The original Dow-Jones Industrial average consisted of twelve stocks http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dow_Industrials of which many are gone and only General Electric is still a major company. In the 110 years since the DJI index first appeared, a number of huge companies have risen, thrived, and faded. United States Steel. American Telephone and Telegraph, Enron, Digital, Polaroid. The total disappearance of a company seems to be rare unless, like Enron, it has so utterly disgraced itself that no one wants of be associated with the brand or products, but one would be hard put to identify remaining fragments of once thriving companies like CDC, Digital, Wang, etc.

      The likely demise of General Motors will, in fact, cause a great deal of pain in places where it has plants. The same for Kodak. I don't see a lot of concern outside of Detroit, Rochester, and the various smaller towns where plants are closing Microsoft? I don't expect it to die off anytime soon. But if it did, who, other than realtors and property owners in the Northern Seattle suburbs would much care? The techies would move on. The products and patents would wind up in someone's inventory. In fact, one could make a case that the company has fulfilled its mission, has no especially interesting avenues for expansion and should simply liquidatea and distribute its assets to the stockholders.

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    3. Re:Where will the giant fall? by RegularFry · · Score: 2, Informative

      There would be a real, tangible effect. If a company the size of Microsoft falls, *every single organisation* that's tied to a support contract would have to spend real money switching to an alternative. That would remove a colossal amount of spending power right across the global economy, just from the transition costs. Jobs (no, not him) would be lost, government departments would implode, and the sky would fall. Well, maybe not the last one, but there would be a bit of a dark age-ette as everyone flapped about trying to work out what to do next.

      The organisations likely to be hit worst are the truly huge ones, and that's a *big* problem. The best thing for humanity that Microsoft can do (given that they can't keep expanding) is have a plan for steady decline and breakup into complementary companies and divisions that are free to compete against each other. Of course, they won't see it that way...

      Or maybe I just need my coffee.

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  44. Never Expected This: I Agree with Dvorak!!! by WiseWeasel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wow, that's one of the more sensible things I've ever read by Dvorak. I can't say I disagree with any of his arguments, and MS truly is unexciting and completely lacking in vision and direction (except for the Xbox division). Then again, the Xbox division is pretty much the only one that makes products that target consumers instead of targetting corporate IT as their market. The major problem with MS software is that they've completely lost touch with consumers, and haven't the slightest idea of how to design software that consumers want to use. They add requested feature after feature, without any oversight on workflow or comprehensive interface design. In the end, we just get incredibly bloated software with functionality randomly scattered throughout the interface in inconsistent ways.

    It seems they really need to refocus on individual consumer needs instead of what businesses need, and not be afraid to refactor their software with top-to-bottom interface redesigns when functionality and/or workflow changes significantly.

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  45. Re:Dvorak has some insight by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Any interesting points he might make get lost in his bombastic troll-mudgeon generalizations. His "insights" are obvious and commonplace, and he misses the significance of what is really interesting. His head is firmly up his ass, and if he is ever to get a clear view of the modern computing world, he will need to get a windectomy*.

    *That's when a doctor puts in a clear plastic panel in your stomach, so you can see the way forward whilst your head is jammed up you ass.

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  46. A possible other explanation by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For someone currently using the new Office beta, and having been intimately familiar with previous versions, I'd just like to say that the learning curve is suprisingly low.

    While I'm sure your familiarity is a factor, could the reason for the low learning curve also be the fact that it's a word processor?

    No offense, but a word processor shouldn't really have much of a learning curve at all in the first place. The task it was created to fulfull is a simple one. Create a new document, then type. Save or print.

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    1. Re:A possible other explanation by bunions · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No offense, but a word processor shouldn't really have much of a learning curve at all in the first place. The task it was created to fulfull is a simple one. Create a new document, then type. Save or print.

      Spoken like someone who has never had to put a word processor to any serious use. Try the equivalents on for size:

      No offense, but an IDE shouldn't really have much of a learning curve at all in the first place. The task it was created to fulfull is a simple one. Create a new file, then type. Save, compile, run.

      No offense, but a CAD system shouldn't really have much of a learning curve at all in the first place. The task it was created to fulfull is a simple one. Create a new document, then draw. Save or print.

      No offense, but Photoshop shouldn't really have much of a learning curve at all in the first place. The task it was created to fulfull is a simple one. Create a new document, then paint. Save or print.

      Just because you only use word processors for simple things doesn't mean everyone else does.

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  47. Dvorak won't be dead in the water... by k1s1w1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...as long as his columns keep appearing as Slashdot stories.

  48. mods, double check parent! by qortra · · Score: 3, Informative

    Why is the parent modded insightful? Modems are all over the freaking place. Any analog large-pipe that carries data requires a modem; cable, DSL (including T1, T3, etc). If you are a home owner with internet access (and don't have FIOS), you most likely have a modem. And regardless, the point is that Hayes isn't popular anymore. With all their resources, they could have switched to home networking equipment or online multimedia or microwave macaroni and cheese, but instead they faded into obscurity.

  49. Obsession with Google is smart (Dvorak is wrong) by snowwrestler · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He says that Microsoft is too easily distracted by companies who are not competitors. Not competitors right now is more like it. 20 years ago Bell Atlantic and Cox Communications weren't competitors either, neither were Sony and Apple. Microsoft obviously sees something in Google that makes them think they WILL be a direct competitor in the future, even if they are only an oblique competitor now.

    I can make a pretty good guess as to what that is--Google provides rich software as a service and they make money doing it. Microsoft has known for almost a decade now that the continual growth in networks will enable software to be provided as a service. And the continued increase in the acceptance of open source means that the perceived value of software as a product will continue to decrease...how much could the Office product be worth if 90% of the most-used functionality is available for $0.00? Meanwhile the greater sophistication and reliability of software means that replacement cycles are slowing down, and the ever-more-common use of updates and patches reinforces the service aspect to software.

    When software is available as a service, the business model changes dramatically--it's not (just) a product sale anymore. So what does it become? On-demand, pay as needed? Monthly or annual subscription? Advertising supported? Google has gone with the latter, and they are making money with software services--effectively establishing themselves as threats to a future Microsoft direction.

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  50. .Net is dead by cmay · · Score: 2, Insightful

    .Net is SOOOO dead.

    How dead is it?

    It's so dead, that recently .Net Programmer was ranked a top-5 in demand job!
    http://developers.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/0 2/04/0638219

    But sure, Microsoft is dead in the water.

    Hey, I heard they just released a special pink IPod!! Apple is really going places!

  51. Re:The future is now - and have they evolved? by aanzelm · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Microsoft advertising ironically highlights dinosaurs"

    Every time I see their dinosaur commercials telling
    me how Microsoft Office has evolved, I can hear
    a voice saying:

    "This just means it was not Intelligently Designed"...

  52. Dot Net initiative is fine by jbplou · · Score: 2, Informative

    His arguement is that open source systems are free. Well .Net is free so if there is a problem with system costs that is an OS issue not .Net which is free just like Java.

  53. I think you've got it dead right... by Garwulf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think this puts it almost perfectly.

    Quite frankly, when I look at the Microsoft monopoly, I see a monopoly that's actually in very poor health. It isn't going to fall over soon, but it isn't going to last too many more years either.

    As far as I can see, Microsoft has two core products:

    1. Windows - it's a good product to have as a cornerstone, because everybody will need to keep it updated to be current. However, it's a product that is under siege. Every malware writer out there has it in their sights. And, they've fallen very badly behind with Vista, while Linux and Mac OS X have been proving themselves more current and stable. But, even more to the point, when was the last time you saw a big line-up for a Windows release a la Windows 95? People aren't using the product because they want to, they're using it because they need to, and that means that once they think there's a viable alternative, they'll switch. And, as you pointed out, Microsoft knows that.

    2. Office - here the problem is just as you said - Office 97 was good enough for a lot of people. It's a solid product, and not one that really needs to be updated, and so the business for each new version runs the risk of getting smaller and smaller.

    It's hardly a surprise that Microsoft is trying to diversify a la IBM - quite frankly, it's probably their best chance for survival, and I think they know it...

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