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Metal Gear Solid Movie Confirmed

Gamespot has word that the Metal Gear Solid movie project is a reality. All we really know is that Uwe Boll will not be directing. From the article: "After assuring readers at length that German director Uwe Boll will not have anything to do with the project, as rumored, Kojima talked about the film. 'I have received many offers to adapt Metal Gear Solid, It has taken a long time, but we have finally settled on an arrangement,' said the revered designer. 'False facts aside, a movie project is underway. I have finalized a Class-A contract with a party in Hollywood.' Kojima did not mention the name of the party, a release date, or any potential directors or stars."

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  1. Hooray! by the+dark+hero · · Score: 2, Funny

    All we really know is that Uwe Boll will not be directing. everyone rejoice!

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    1. Re:Hooray! by HTTP+Error+403+403.9 · · Score: 3, Funny
      I have a bad feeling this movie is going to be 17 hours long with 15 hours of CODEC conversations about other movies. Snake: Interesting... How do you know all this stuff?

      Para-Medic: I saw it in movies. Like "White Zombie." Never seen it?

      Snake: Nope.

      Sigint: Can't say I have.

      Para-Medic: How about "Plan 9 from Outer Space?"

      Snake: No.

      Sigint: Missed it.

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  2. Sequel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just a sequel to Metal Gear Solid 2.

  3. Staring? by casualsax3 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Kurt Russell of course - the original Snake Pliskin.

    1. Re:Staring? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I'd guess viggo, he looks more like the ol' snakester than anyone else I can think of in film today.

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    2. Re:Staring? by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      Keanu Reeves as Grey Fox. (acting skills of a robot)
      Edward James Olmos as Ocelot. (just because)
      Ben Stiller as Psycho Mantis. (think Zoolander)
      Owen Wilson as Solid Snake. (with Ben)

    3. Re:Staring? by HunterZ · · Score: 1

      Michael Beihn (from The Terminator and Aliens) inspired cover art for Snake in the original Metal Gear game: http://www.sheezyart.com/view/557386/

      He's probably getting a bit old for such roles now, though.

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    4. Re:Staring? by steveo777 · · Score: 1

      What part will Chuck Norris get?! The Colonel?

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    5. Re:Staring? by npsimons · · Score: 1

      Kurt Russell of course - the original Snake Pliskin.

      With all due respect to Kurt, who I think would have made an excellent solid snake during his "Escape From . . . " years, the guy on the original game cover was Michale Biehn.
  4. Snake... Snake..?.. SNAAAKE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just want to see how they work the box in.

    1. Re:Snake... Snake..?.. SNAAAKE! by Qzukk · · Score: 4, Funny

      I just want to see how they work the box in.

      The box is easy. Now, how are they going to work in the ! marks over enemy heads? ;)

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    2. Re:Snake... Snake..?.. SNAAAKE! by GmAz · · Score: 1

      Duh, Sytrophome and wires.

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  5. Wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    You mean to tell me that Metal Gear Solid was supposed to be a game, and not a PlayStation rendered movie?

    Wow - sure fooled me.

    But this is one "game"-based movie Hollywood can't possibly screw up, all they're doing is reshooting the original movie using actors and not using PlayStation graphics. Other than that, no changes should be required.

  6. One movie, hold the cheese... by Intellectual+Elitist · · Score: 1
    As good a game as Metal Gear Solid was, they're going to have to strip out quite a bit of the cheese and over-the-top melodrama to make the story palatable to a U.S. movie audience.

    Just my two cents.

    1. Re:One movie, hold the cheese... by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What, like they did for Titanic? Oh, wait...

      Or maybe how serious and thoughtful Harry Potter is?

      Or perhaps you're thinking of Spider-Man? Mission Impossible? James Bond?

      If they can get a half way passable script, director, and actor, and maintain the spirit of the series, I don't think we need it to be serious; it can have all the cheese and melodrama of James Bond and be quite a successful movie.

    2. Re:One movie, hold the cheese... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I totally agree. MGS are great games, but their plots are little different from any generic action flick. The one ace MGS has are its unique and distinctive characters (especially the bosses), but I have a hard time seeing them be distinct or unique in a 90 minute movie.

      I just have a hard time imagining a good faithful MGS movie, and if you're not going to be faithful to the source, why bother?

    3. Re:One movie, hold the cheese... by vertinox · · Score: 1

      As good a game as Metal Gear Solid was, they're going to have to strip out quite a bit of the cheese and over-the-top melodrama to make the story palatable to a U.S. movie audience.

      At that moment, Governor Arnold threw a combat knife into the would be movie critic, Intellectual Elitist, pinning him against the wall quipping the ironic phrase "Schtick arrouund!" much to the shagrin of American movie goers everywhere.

      Arnold was last seen fleeing the scene with a wounded Uwe Bolle on his back screaming "GEEEET TO THE CHOPPA!!!"

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  7. A Metal Gear Solid movie *must* have... by payndz · · Score: 5, Insightful
    • Snake growling " Metal Gear?!? "
    • Snake being stripped to the waist and tortured.
    • Snake hiding in a cardboard box.
    • Snake being told off for smoking.
    • Snake's comrades thinking he's dead and crying "Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAAKE!"
    • Johnny Sasaki getting the runs.

    Those are the essential ingredients!
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    1. Re:A Metal Gear Solid movie *must* have... by IgLou · · Score: 1

      Oh sir, you made my day with this!

      I think there should also be mention and hints of a mech all over the movie and it makes an appearance for all of 2 minutes.
      Then only way the movie could be better if there is a directors-import-hack edit that redoes all the dialog in Japanesse and forces you to read sub-titles!!!!! Muhahahaha!

      Come on, I can't be the only one who'd pay for that!

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    2. Re:A Metal Gear Solid movie *must* have... by Kazzahdrane · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the twist at the end where all the main characters are AIs and 99% of the audience walk out saying "What the hell happened?" The 1% who claim to "totally understand the whole story" will rub this in everyone's faces.

    3. Re:A Metal Gear Solid movie *must* have... by greysky · · Score: 1

      And don't forget that the guards need big red "!"s and "?"s when they are alarmed or curious.

  8. $100 Says by Who235 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    . . .They leave out the Diazepam Snake used to steady his hands while sniping. Kurt Russell?? That would kick ass since he is by far the best actor in the history of mankind. Ever.

    1. Re:$100 Says by linvir · · Score: 1
      They'll leave out a lot more than that. MGS had too many epic battle scenes to fit them all into a conventional film. Come to think of it, it was basically a compilation of epic battles spaced out with lots of hallway creeping. Damn fun though.

      I bet they'd sidestep the entire issue of performance enhancing drugs by dropping a load of the Sniper Wolf stuff completely. Or maybe they'll even have him kill her with rockets, like I did!

      One thing I definitely hope they cut is the Psycho Mantis scene. That fight was terrible, and wouldn't make for a very entertaining film sequence. It didn't help that the guy was practically an irrelevant afterthought. What was his place in the story anyway?

  9. I hope.... by Siberwulf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I honestly hope they do a good job with this. Hollywood has lost nearly all of my faith, when trying to make movies from games. It really is a hard sell. Those people who play games, and would best appreciate a movie, are the types of people who won't appreciate a movie, because they play games.

    When you play a game, your creative side gets involved, and you make your own story up as you go along, no matter how sound a plot the game might have. That just isn't possible in a movie, especially when Hollywood shoves a precanned experience down your throat.

    1. Re:I hope.... by generic-man · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that you had faith in Hollywood to make a decent game movie? How many decent game movies have there been? It seems like any of the game movies that made any money were just generic action movies with a recognizable name (and, in the case of Tomb Raider, recognizable lips/boobs) tacked on.

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  10. No need. by TheNoxx · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you haven't seen it already, the new real-time trailer for MGS 4 doesn't seem like it needs a Hollywood counterpart. Just tape the in game play and release it on the big screen. :)

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    1. Re:No need. by GundamFan · · Score: 1

      Um crap... now I have to buy a PS3.

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  11. And the actor for playing Snake would have to be.. by GroeFaZ · · Score: 3, Funny

    Chuck Norris, 'natch.

    Snake

    Norris

    The similarity is just too striking. Also note that, if you take the letters S-N-A-K-E and hit them with a roundhouse kick to the neck, they equal N-O-R-R-I-S. Coincidence? I think not.

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  12. Oh no, the truck have started to move! by Kenoli · · Score: 2, Funny

    You'll be able to experience a guy with a mullet smoking and punching dogs like never before!

  13. Act II Scene 4: Cardboard Box by vertinox · · Score: 3, Funny

    Iroquois Pliskin: The cardboard box that you have is ideal for fooling your enemies. It's a very important tool for infiltration missions.
    Raiden: Really?
    Iroquois Pliskin: Of course. I can't begin to count the number of agents whose lives were saved by a cardboard box...
    Raiden: You mean everyone's using them?
    Iroquois Pliskin: Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box. But in the end, a cardboard box is only made of paper. Handle it with care or it won't be of much use to you. Don't think of it as just another box. Treat it with love... Don't be rough. Okay?
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    Pliskin: [muttering] I lost a lot of good cardboard boxes thanks to you.
    Raiden: What?
    Pliskin: Oh, nothing.

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  14. David Hayter...? by Reverend+Raven · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They should consider getting David Hayter to adapt the game's script to a screen play. He did a fantastic job on the first two X-Men movies, and more importantly he is the voice of friggin' Solid Snake. I can't think of a better choice considering his unique and talented background.

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    1. Re:David Hayter...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking the same. Hell, he could probably pull off the lead roll. Well he could at least voice it... "Metal Gear"

      Don't forget Harry Gregson-Williams doing the score. The way he arranges that theme can easily bring a tear to my eye (especially when the Snakes salute their master's grave)

    2. Re:David Hayter...? by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I thirs the motion. He's the voice of Snake, he's an awesome screenwriter, and more importantly he's a fan of the games.

  15. Richard Dean Anderson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as Solid Snake

    FTW

    1. Re:Richard Dean Anderson by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      No, they'd have to keep an eye on him all the time so he doesn't build a tank out of the cardboard box and a roll of toilet paper.

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  16. Le Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do i feel that this movie will conist largely of two actors talking into communicators, with an occasional interuption by a third actor?

    At least on console I could speed through the tedious voice acting (and skim over the only-slightly-less-tedious text).

  17. It can be done... by ZetSabre · · Score: 3, Funny

    At first, I was skeptical of someone being able to capture MGS into anything other than a video game - until I saw this: http://www.deviantart.com/view/29463025/.

    1. Re:It can be done... by Corbu+Mulak · · Score: 1

      That is the best use of Flash since Girls Gone Wild: Grandmothers Gone Wild edition.

  18. I want.... by TheDreadSlashdotterD · · Score: 1

    If they have anything resembling 3, then they need the CRAB BATTLE!

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  19. We can do better by 77Punker · · Score: 1

    How about Steven Seagall?

    1. Re:We can do better by kleptonin · · Score: 1

      My god Steven seagal is fat

    2. Re:We can do better by 77Punker · · Score: 1

      If he read Slashdot, you'd probably be begging for mercy right now.

    3. Re:We can do better by Ykant · · Score: 1

      Untrue! Seagal only has a +15 to hit if the locale is a pool hall, bar, or convenience store.

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  20. Appropriate Wardrobe? by shigelojoe · · Score: 3, Funny

    If people dressed up as hobbits and wizards for Lord of the Rings and as Jedis and Sith for Star Wars, does that mean people will be showing up for the MGS premeire in cardboard boxes and mullets?

    1. Re:Appropriate Wardrobe? by king-manic · · Score: 2, Funny

      If people dressed up as hobbits and wizards for Lord of the Rings and as Jedis and Sith for Star Wars, does that mean people will be showing up for the MGS premeire in cardboard boxes and mullets?

      I'd be happy just so long as enough girls dressed as sniper wolf.

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    2. Re:Appropriate Wardrobe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll be showing up in bondage gear and shouting out "YOu?! YOu doubt my power! I am the greatest practioner of telekinesis and pyschokinetics in th eworld!"

    3. Re:Appropriate Wardrobe? by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1

      I'll show up and pwn you with a dual-shock labelled "2."

  21. Pretty funny by isaacklinger · · Score: 1

    I've never played a Metal Gear game before, but I'm about to play one soon.

    1. Re:Pretty funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just got done watching the trailer for that game. Who would have thought that snake bursts out of cardboard box to fight samus, mario and kirby? and then wario kills them all with bad gas.

      it sounds like a good movie. :D

  22. Icky... by ndogg · · Score: 1

    Russell is a horrible actor.

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  23. Just as bad as Final Fantasy by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 1

    the Advent Children movie, while being of very high visual detail and is sure the be the way for future CG works to move towards... was absolutely terrible because of its very specific intended audience, that is people who have played through most if not all of Final Fantasy 7. If they're going to make a movie that uses the story line of a video game, please at least reintroduce the story. While they're at, don't make it exactly like 90 percent of anime as far as how dialogue is spoken and the plot is revealed. There needs to be more "ooooh and ahhh" not "oh".